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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02E aí, onde ele foi Rosanoff?
00:03Meu o quê?
00:04Scott Hunter, ele está aí next door.
00:06Não, não, não, não, não é o garoto.
00:08Ele é sempre o Hollander e Rosanoff, certo?
00:11Ele é hot.
00:12Ele é um assalho, certo?
00:15Sim, basicamente.
00:17A record para este evento,
00:18currently held por New York Admirals Scott Hunter...
00:21Glad que eu veia Rosanoff
00:22para mais um record para mais de um minuto.
00:24Deixa eu ir embora.
00:25Eu acho que Scott Hunter está aqui.
00:27Ei!
00:28Can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Nothing to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:36No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great in Silver, Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Oh, good one.
00:57I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird
01:00that we're in a beach town in Russia in February
01:02talking about getting ice cream?
01:04It's your Olympics, baby.
01:05I'm sure this should be, right?
01:08Hey, isn't that...
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:12Hollander, what's up, motherfucker?
01:16Hey.
01:17All right, so tonight we can do
01:18the men's short form figure skating.
01:19My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:20We train together.
01:21Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:23I'd love to show up for him.
01:24Oh, yeah, man.
01:25I'd love to show up for him.
01:26Oh, yeah, man.
01:27I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:28What do you mean?
01:30Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:34I mean, fucking brave for a dude
01:35to show up to a place like this and be like,
01:37hey, here's me.
01:40Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45Yep.
01:54Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called, need to win.
02:13Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:21I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain
02:26at the Olympics in Russia.
02:28Oh, sure.
02:58I am very sorry about that.
03:11Truly not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:14Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:17Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:26Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
03:31Yeah.
03:32Yeah, that's it.
03:33But what?
03:34Oh, um, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:45Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:49Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that.
03:51If it's okay to order off-menu, Kip.
03:55I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
04:00Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:01It's really good.
04:02Oh, yeah.
04:03The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:05I guess it must.
04:06Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:07It's really good.
04:08Oh, yeah.
04:09The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:13I guess it must.
04:14Here.
04:15Thanks.
04:16Um, that's way too much.
04:17It's for you.
04:18It's a great smoothie.
04:19It's a great smoothie.
04:20It's a great smoothie.
04:21Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:23It's really good.
04:24Oh, yeah.
04:25The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I guess it must.
04:34Obrigado.
04:36Obrigado.
04:38Obrigado.
04:40Um, é muito muito.
04:42É para você.
04:44É uma ótima smoothie.
04:46Obrigado, Kip.
04:52A garota.
04:54Oh, cê.
05:00Isso é Scott Hunter?
05:02O que?
05:04Scott Hunter, o hockey player.
05:06A garota.
05:08A garota.
05:102-1 para Anaheim.
05:12E...
05:14Isso é o que nós estamos assistindo?
05:16Nós não conseguimos ver você, porque você está sempre trabalhando.
05:18Mas, pelo menos quando nós conseguimos ver você,
05:20mas, pelo menos, nós conseguimos ver...
05:22O que é isso?
05:24Hockey?
05:26Não, não, não.
05:28Não, não, não.
05:30Obrigado, Kip.
05:32Você é muito obrigado.
05:34O que?
05:36Ele disse que típ.
05:37Como que ele usou sua própria nome, típ.
05:38Maria?
05:39Você está sentindo a Mar-Sola.
05:40E não é tão tão tão louco quando você disse isso.
05:41É quase que se sentia hot.
05:42Ok, é não é fair.
05:43Não é só um fai.
05:44É normal.
05:45Ok.
05:46Um, o menos de mim.
05:47F*** o ambos, ok?
05:48Típ é short de Christopher.
05:49Não é tão engraçado.
05:50Isso é short de Christopher.
05:51E não me diz que eu escrevi que ele usou sua própria.
05:52E então, não me diz que eu usou essa linha em sua grade de faculdade.
05:54Oh my God, why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it!
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
06:00Thank you, Kyle.
06:02Thank you, Kyle.
06:04Hunter de Vaughn.
06:05And you?
06:05Vaughn sends it back to Hunter.
06:06Thank you.
06:08Look, look, look, he's on the TV right now.
06:11Sean, look, right now.
06:11Oh my God, okay.
06:13Vaughn está a Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net, and he scores!
06:17A rare goal from Scott Hunter.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:24I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up, he literally...
06:26He made him gay, Jesus Christ!
06:31He scored a hat trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means,
06:35or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:36No, I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:45Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:51You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow, you had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:09But, yeah, I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:12Um, when something goes right with my game,
07:15I try to repeat it,
07:16and then I try to perfect it.
07:19Okay.
07:20So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:27Nothing at all.
07:29There you are.
07:31Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:34Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:43Deal.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:44Yes, it fucking was.
07:45Sorry, I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb,
08:03or whatever,
08:03but he just keeps saying my name,
08:05and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me
08:08to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come,
08:12and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:23Thank you.
08:26New York with control.
08:27Okay.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:33It's a sports bar.
08:34Let's watch sport.
08:36Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:42I'm probably this idiot.
08:43The Admiral.
08:43He's not an idiot.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Ryan.
08:51When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:55how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:04Are you working?
09:04Oh.
09:07Fuck.
09:08No.
09:09Fix that.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Hey.
09:21I didn't know if you, uh...
09:24Oh, it's nice to see you.
09:30Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:32This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:42It's above my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:44And no, you may not tip me.
09:47And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:50Okay.
09:52Um...
09:53Uh, may I drink this here?
09:56Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:59Yeah.
09:59You totally may.
10:05Um...
10:07You're not worried about breaking your routine?
10:35Uh...
10:37No, I'm not actually that obsessive.
10:41Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.
10:43I took a quiz.
10:45I don't even think I could be a spree killer.
10:48What's a spree killer?
10:50Someone who kills multiple people at the same time.
10:53But isn't...
10:53A serial killer is someone who kills multiple people, minimum three, but over a period of
10:58time.
10:58Not all at once.
10:59Mm-hmm.
11:02How do you know that?
11:03I read a lot of murder books.
11:07And, uh, yeah.
11:09Serial killers make me feel not obsessive, which is a relief.
11:16Well, I've read some things about athletes.
11:19Okay.
11:20Before you say anything else, yes, I agree.
11:22And yes, there are at least two guys on my team that are possibly off the record.
11:26Yes, maybe.
11:27But no, not me.
11:29No, I swear.
11:30Barely had two concussions.
11:31Okay, so, what?
11:35No left sock, right sock, stop shaving, no sex, all that stuff?
11:39Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:39All of that.
11:40But that's not CTE stuff.
11:41That's just science.
11:42Mm.
11:43And science only really matters during the playoffs.
11:45Oh, okay.
11:46That's super comforting.
11:47Listen, I know you're more of an art guy, so it's not like I expect you to get the ins
11:50and outs of science.
11:52And just to be clear, I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing.
11:56I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.
12:10Um.
12:13Do you want to come to my game tonight?
12:14I have two seats.
12:17No one's taking them, so.
12:19I mean, if you want.
12:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:22Yeah, I want.
12:24Um.
12:25Fuck, man, that's crazy.
12:27Thank you.
12:28Super happy to do it.
12:30You sure?
12:33I'm sure.
12:38These are better than my company seats.
12:40I get it.
12:41These are really good seats.
12:42Well, yeah, they're his.
12:44You know, we're first date, but I think I'm into this.
12:49What are you talking about?
12:50Well, you're with a girl, and he's at work.
12:52Oh, my God, shut up, Elena.
12:56Oh, wow.
12:57That wasn't to me.
12:59That was...
12:59He just nodded at you.
13:01No, there's no proof of that.
13:03Come on, boys.
13:09Wait, for fuck's sake.
13:11Okay.
13:14Good job.
13:21I love you.
13:22I love you.
13:23I love you.
13:24I love you.
13:25Good job.
13:26I love you.
13:27Hey, Hunter.
13:29Too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
13:32It's better for you, huh?
13:33Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
13:35All right, it's more fun if you're there.
13:41All right, thanks.
13:47Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
13:52Cheap.
13:53True.
13:53Starting to sound like him.
14:00I'm sorry, what?
14:03You fucking heard me, Hollander.
14:05What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:07Well, there's something you really don't expect to see, especially after the final whistle,
14:11and especially from Hollander and Hunter, a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal
14:16road trip to the Atlas.
14:17The Cheap, Hollander, ever fun.
14:19Anybody can tap some grievances there, aren't we?
14:22I'm going to hit the sack.
14:23Yeah, here you go, handsome.
14:25All right, have a good day off.
14:27It's not a day off.
14:28I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
14:30Yeah, yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in for once, so I'm just happy for you.
14:34It's all I meant.
14:35But, you know, I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo, you know?
14:41You can get that scholarship anyway.
14:43Please, please, no jinxing me.
14:45No way.
14:45No way.
14:46Good night.
14:47Night, Dad.
14:48Love you.
14:49Love you back.
14:54Motherfucker.
15:01What's happening to you?
15:03What's your problem?
15:03I can't find my, my, my black suit, and I have to leave so, so soon.
15:07Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet, so why are you freaking out?
15:11Thank you.
15:12Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
15:14Yeah, I'm fine.
15:14I just, I need the money, and I can't fuck this job up.
15:17Yes, and I get it, but you're not going to fuck it up because you're amazing, and it's
15:21going to be great.
15:23I love you.
15:24Yeah, you too.
15:25Yes, buddy.
15:30I am so sorry.
15:32Save it.
15:32I'm so sorry about that.
15:43I'm really sorry.
15:44Oh, you're a mess.
15:45It's okay.
15:45It's not my only talks.
15:48New York used to have professional waiters.
15:50Now it's all just models.
15:51You can't carry a tray.
15:52It's, uh, it's really okay.
15:55I'm so sorry again.
15:56Oh, bunny.
15:59Babe, I don't know what that was.
16:01I know.
16:02I'm a complete fuck-up.
16:03I'm sorry.
16:04You're not a complete fuck-up.
16:05This is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into.
16:08Art, uh, Sean, please don't fire me.
16:11No one is firing you.
16:13Just calm down.
16:14Okay.
16:14And get your shit together.
16:16Okay?
16:16Okay.
16:17I know you need the money, baby.
16:18Okay?
16:20Deep breath.
16:21Inhale.
16:23Exhale.
16:23Inhale.
16:26You think you can handle keys?
16:28They're dry.
16:44Hey.
16:45Hey, I am so sorry about earlier.
16:48That woman is horrible, and I'm the one who should apologize.
16:51I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot.
16:53No, I'm the idiot.
16:54You're just a normal, hungry person at a fundraiser, and that woman did seem horrible.
16:59Full disclosure, I hate this food.
17:00Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it.
17:05I'm, I'm sorry, I have to.
17:06Do you like Mexican food?
17:09Yeah, of course.
17:10I'm not a serial killer.
17:12Or even a spree killer.
17:14You sure?
17:15Yeah, it was the time.
17:16But do you have the time to grab a bite with me, like when this, this thing is over?
17:22Tonight.
17:22Yeah.
17:23With you.
17:25Uh, wow.
17:26Oh.
17:27Yeah.
17:28Yeah, okay.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Because there's, uh, there's this great place right around the corner, and it's open late,
17:33and...
17:34Okay.
17:34Um, you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
17:37Not even a little.
17:37Uh...
17:51Hi.
18:00Hi.
18:00Oi.
18:09É uma longa linha.
18:11É worth it?
18:14Provavelmente não, certo?
18:17Nós também não precisamos fazer isso.
18:20Como você acha de onde estamos?
18:30Oh, my God.
18:57Oh, my God.
19:00I mean, I figured you'd have a nice place, but this is insane.
19:13Do you want a full tour now, or...
19:15Four. I pick four.
19:30Wow, you are so beautiful.
20:00I can't believe you're doing it to me.
20:04I'm so into you.
20:06I'm so into you.
20:08I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:35Oh, my God.
20:37What are you doing?
20:51I didn't want to wake you.
20:54And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow,
20:57and, you know...
21:07Can you stay?
21:10Yeah.
21:13Then stay, please.
21:27Did I wake you?
21:40Oh.
21:51Did I wake you?
21:52Oh.
21:53Okay.
21:54I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff,
21:56but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:03You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game,
22:08that you probably still want to...
22:10Can I fuck you?
22:22Absolutely.
22:24Absolutamente.
22:38Então...
22:41Eu deveria provavelmente ir?
22:45Hum.
22:48Um...
22:49O que você não...
22:51Eu vou...
22:53Como?
22:54Como eu...
22:55Ficou.
22:57Ficou.
22:58Alla serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:06Um...
23:08Eu...
23:10Eu vou dizer um monte de coisas, ok?
23:13E...
23:15Eu sei que eu estou muito intensa, todos me dizem, mas eu não posso fazer isso.
23:19É ok?
23:20Não é tão intensa?
23:22É...
23:23É...
23:24É...
23:26Eu...
23:27Eu...
23:28Eu...
23:29Eu...
23:30Eu não vou fazer isso.
23:33Eu nunca vou trazer ninguém aqui.
23:35Como eu nunca.
23:36Eu...
23:37Eu...
23:38Eu...
23:39Eu...
23:40Eu...
23:41Eu...
23:42Eu...
23:43Eu...
23:44Eu...
23:45Eu...
23:46Eu...
23:49Eu...
23:50Eu...
23:51...come out, like, not right now.
24:00Too many people depend on me for too much,
24:02and it would just fuck everything up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know,
24:10wait, I guess.
24:12Yeah, wait till hockey was over,
24:16and maybe I could fade away better.
24:21But, uh, you, it's just, uh...
24:30I want you so bad.
24:36So bad.
24:38And I know that you barely know me,
24:40so why would you even consider something
24:41that's probably fucked up?
24:43Like, I know I'm fucked up, I get it.
24:45I'm not pretending, I'm not.
24:48But I really, really like you.
24:49I want you to stay.
24:55So I'm asking for what I want.
25:01I want you to be here
25:02when I get back from practice later.
25:05And I, uh, want you to be here
25:07when I come home from my game tonight.
25:08I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything
25:15in a long time.
25:20Is, uh, is that too much?
25:25You can say it if it is.
25:26Um, do you say something, though?
25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:48And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:05Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How much practice?
26:19I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:30Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:31Very aggressive.
26:32Yes, and even to BU.
26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad.
26:38I'm staying with Elena.
26:39So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in the next hour.
26:42Barnes got the podcast.
26:43100 hits.
26:44Fuck yes.
26:45Beauty from Seattle.
26:46Nothing, Dad.
26:47No, I'm just watching the game.
26:47Yes, with Elena.
26:50Oh, my God.
27:00Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:04Single since forever.
27:06Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
27:08This is then.
27:09She gets a man and vanishes.
27:11What a cliche.
27:11I don't have a man.
27:13Hey, kid.
27:14Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times.
27:15Please, Kyle.
27:16Oh, my God, guys.
27:17He's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Oh, we don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:21Oh.
27:22Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:31Oh.
27:33Hiya.
27:41Morning, Scott.
27:42Morning, Kip.
27:43Can you go, please?
27:45Yeah.
27:45Hey.
27:45Hey.
27:45Hey.
27:47Extra banana.
27:52I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:57They're not like these.
27:57They don't.
28:01Do you really think this is a secret?
28:03What's a secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight.
28:10I think.
28:11Girl.
28:20There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:24Oh, yeah?
28:24Where?
28:25For me.
28:26I made it.
28:30You dead?
28:31I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:42What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love.
28:46He has a new shot.
28:46Oh, cool.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:50What?
28:52Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
28:59Oh, my God.
29:09You don't have to do this.
29:13It's not.
29:14It's not.
29:14That's cool.
29:15No, I'm...
29:17Okay?
29:17This would look great in the living room.
29:26It would work.
29:27I don't know.
29:27I'm kind of...
29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:30I think it would...
29:31Shh.
29:34Sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:37Okay.
29:38Maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:42Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:43So, are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:49Oh, I think we're...
29:50Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Thank you.
29:53Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:00I'm, uh...
30:13I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:16I really thought I could.
30:18I-I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:19It's okay.
30:21No, it's not.
30:24I know, it's not.
30:25Come here.
30:25Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:56It's brutal.
30:57I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like, scary old lady cursed?
31:01I-I know.
31:02I know it's dumb, but I-I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:06Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:10Maybe.
31:11Probably.
31:12Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
31:15Like-like how he blended them?
31:17Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:20Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:25Oh.
31:26Here.
31:30Okay.
31:32Okay, I know it's dumb.
31:34I know it's dumb.
31:35But I saw them at a bodega, and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:44I love them.
31:45Yeah?
31:45I love them so much.
31:54Can I fuck you?
31:56Absolutely.
31:56I love them.
31:57I love them.
31:59Absolutely.
32:01Thank you.
32:03Let's go.
32:04F***, sim!
32:29O que?
32:30Say it out loud.
32:33Say what?
32:34Okay, it's not...
32:38It's... what?
32:42Okay, here's what I know.
32:44Alina...
32:45Shut up. You're in love with him.
32:46I'm not in love with him.
32:48You are.
32:51Have you at least told your dad?
32:56For how long now?
32:58A little over two months.
33:00Oh, baby.
33:01Alina, you can't tell.
33:03If anyone finds out that it's...
33:05That it's Scott?
33:07Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but Kip...
33:10He can't come out right now, okay?
33:12He really wants to.
33:14It's amazing.
33:15He's amazing.
33:16And I've never been happier.
33:20Honestly.
33:20What's the plan, babe?
33:27I don't... I don't know.
33:30What does your dad think?
33:32That I'm fucking some married guy, probably.
33:36I kind of wish you were.
33:37Oh, just don't say that.
33:39Please, just...
33:41Please be happy for me.
33:42I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
33:47I am going to be super well behaved for you.
33:50I only care that you're handsome.
33:51You bitch.
33:55Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
33:57Oh, I know.
33:58And he better be ready for me.
33:59Oh, my God.
34:29Hey, Dad.
34:33Oh, my God.
34:34You're not dead.
34:36No, I'm alive.
34:37Well, that is a relief.
34:38I didn't want to have to call them more.
34:39You know, I miss you.
34:41I miss you, too, Dad.
34:43All right.
34:44Yeah.
34:44Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?
34:47Yes, I will.
34:50I'm going to come for dinner this week.
34:51I promise.
34:52Perfect.
34:53How's work?
34:55Well, work is fine.
34:56You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but...
34:58Well, Barry's an asshole.
35:00No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time.
35:03Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
35:05Who taught you to talk like that?
35:07You did.
35:08You taught me to talk like that.
35:09That sounds about right.
35:10And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
35:15Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
35:18I know.
35:19I know.
35:19I just figured I'd check.
35:21Okay.
35:22Don't worry about that.
35:24Okay.
35:25Don't think about that, okay?
35:26It's going to come when it comes.
35:28Look, I'm not going to keep you.
35:29I love you.
35:30All right.
35:30You, too, Dad.
35:31You, too, Dad, what?
35:33I love you, too, Dad.
35:36There.
35:36I said it.
35:37Oh, my God.
35:38Sorry it's such a struggle.
35:39Oh, God.
35:39Okay, bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
36:10Stop it.
36:39Stop it.
36:40He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found an agreement with the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:21She would have just been thrilled.
37:23Thanks, Tom.
37:25Thanks, Tom.
37:25Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:27Excuse me.
37:30Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:41Kim, right?
37:42Christopher, when he's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:48I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:50You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Uh, sorry.
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
38:00Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes, of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:09Thank you.
38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:19Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:27Touched this perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:31I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:39Elena knows.
38:43And I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46I kind of got that.
38:48It's, uh, it's okay.
38:49She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:51Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out.
38:55And I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really?
39:00Yeah.
39:00Yeah.
39:00This is so weird.
39:06Yeah.
39:07Yeah.
39:08We should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:10Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17How could I possibly say no?
39:23So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:27I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:36Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:40Um, uh, wait, what do you mean?
39:45Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:47He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:55I'm doing my best.
39:57I, I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:00I, I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:06But it's killing him.
40:16I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:27He deserves the best.
40:31He deserves sunshine.
40:36And so do you.
40:52It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:01You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:09A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a, it's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's too.
41:26And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:47I, I wish I could.
41:51I, I, I want to.
41:54I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
41:59That I love you.
42:02I love you too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:09I mean, in a few years.
42:10I know, I know how it sounds.
42:16But it, it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:20And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:27I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:31And I know that they're your family.
42:34And that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:37I, I really, really get that.
42:40But, I, I have a family too.
42:45And I keep lying to them.
42:47And I don't want to.
42:51And I miss them.
42:52I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry, that's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay, I know what you meant.
43:04I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:10Thank you.
43:36Thank you.
43:38Thank you for coming.
43:40For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
43:45But for those of you who don't know it, but for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:50My parents were both junior hockey coaches, and they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
44:01Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:05Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
44:09I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:14I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:20St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:24The hope of a new family.
44:28Things weren't always easy.
44:30You know, they never are for anybody, but in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:37First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
44:41And I never looked back, because I never had to.
44:49The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
44:56Hockey gave it to me.
44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:02So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
45:06And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world.
45:14A whole life.
45:15It's, uh...
45:17It's everything.
45:19Thank you.
45:19Thank you.
45:40Hi, Dad.
45:41Hey, buddy.
45:42The prodigal son returned home.
45:44Um, look, I got, uh, some mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
45:50Oh, um...
45:51Hey.
45:59Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Oh.
46:05Hey.
46:06I'm sorry.
46:08What?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:11Oh.
46:14Ooh.
46:19Here we go, here we go, here we go.
46:20Oh, he's there yet?
46:21Yeah.
46:22Wow.
46:22No, wait, no, wait.
46:24Here's a pretty funny thing, and a bullfucker ride to Graswold.
46:28Oh.
46:28Oh.
46:30Yeah.
46:31Yeah.
46:32I watched the price of me, yeah.
46:37Yeah.
46:38Yeah.
46:38Yeah.
46:39Yeah.
46:39Yeah.
46:40Yeah.
46:40Yeah.
46:41Yeah.
46:41Yeah.
46:42Yeah.
46:42Yeah.
46:43Yeah.
46:43Yeah.
47:00Hey.
47:00Good dress, man.
47:02School middle fucking game.
47:03Yeah.
47:05Yeah, totally.
47:05I watched the price of me, yeah.
47:28Música
47:58Música
48:28Música
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