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Heated Rivalry -- Ep. 04 (Sub español) (2025)
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02I mean, where's he boy Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:08Just like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11Please halt.
00:12We should let him listen like Nathan Cole.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:17The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff and hold my record for more than a minute.
00:24Let's shoot him, bro.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great and still are Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Oh, good one.
00:44I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
01:04Winter Olympics, baby.
01:05So this should be, right?
01:06Oh, sure.
01:08Hey, isn't that...
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:12All in there.
01:13What's up, motherfucker?
01:15Good boys.
01:16Hey.
01:17All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating?
01:19My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:20We're training together.
01:21Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:23I'd love to show up for them.
01:24Oh, yeah, man.
01:25Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:28What do you mean?
01:30Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay?
01:34I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45Yep.
01:57Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:04What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called, need to win.
02:13Those are his words.
02:14And he has zero, zero points.
02:18He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:22I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:38I can't wait.
02:40I can't wait.
02:42He's over.
02:44I can't wait.
02:46I'm sorry.
02:47I'm sorry!
02:48You're over.
02:49I'm sorry.
02:50I'm sorry!
02:51I am very sorry about that.
03:11Truly not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:14Uh, what's good?
03:16Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:26Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:34Oh, um, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:42I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:49Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that.
03:51If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:54Yep.
03:55I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really hot.
04:25Oh, yeah, the banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I guess it must.
04:37Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:40Um, that's way too much.
04:43It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:46Thanks again, Kip.
04:47A girl.
04:54Holy shit, are you?
04:59Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06A girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period.
05:102-1 for Anaheim.
05:11We have girls with a drop.
05:12And this is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
05:20What is this?
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24I have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no, please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:31You're welcome.
05:31Twice.
05:33He said Kip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is sending the bar so low.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:43Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:45Okay.
05:45I'll listen to it.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher, and please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
06:00Thank you, Kyle.
06:02Thank you, Kyle.
06:04Hunter to Vought.
06:05And you?
06:06Vought sends it back to Hunter.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:11Sean, look.
06:11Right now.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:13Vought to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:18Rare goal from Scott.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:26He's naked.
06:27Jesus Christ.
06:30He scored a hat-trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:37No, I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:46Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:51You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow.
06:56You had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:03No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:09But, yeah.
07:09I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:12Yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to perfect it.
07:20Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:27Nothing at all.
07:29Damn.
07:31Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:34Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:43Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:45Yes, it fucking was.
07:53Sorry, I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever,
08:03but he just keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:26New York with control.
08:27Okay.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:32It's a sports bar.
08:34Let's watch sport.
08:36Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:42I'm probably this idiot.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Brain.
08:51When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:55how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:00Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:04Are you working?
09:07Fuck.
09:08No.
09:09Fix that.
09:10Hey.
09:20Hey.
09:20I didn't know if you, uh...
09:24Oh, it's nice to see you.
09:27Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please
09:31Extra banana
09:32This one's on the house
09:41Oh, come on
09:41It's above my pay grade, management heard you came in
09:44And no, you may not tip me
09:46And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious
09:50Okay
09:52May I drink this here?
09:56I've got some emails to answer, so I thought
09:59Yeah
09:59You totally may
10:26You're not worried about breaking your routine?
10:36Uh, no, I'm not actually that obsessive
10:39Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer
10:43I took a quiz
10:44I don't even think it could be a spree killer
10:47What's a spree killer?
10:50Someone who kills multiple people at the same time
10:52But isn't it?
10:53A serial killer is someone who kills multiple people
10:56Minimum of three
10:56But over a period of time
10:59It's not all at once
10:59How do you know that?
11:05I read a lot of murder books
11:06And, uh, yeah
11:09Serial killers make me feel
11:10Not obsessive
11:13Which is a relief
11:15Well, I've read some things about athletes
11:19Okay
11:20Before you say anything else
11:21Yes, I agree
11:22And yes, there are at least two guys on my team
11:24That's possibly off the record
11:26Yes, maybe
11:27But no, not me
11:29No, I swear
11:30Barely had two concussions
11:31Okay, so
11:34What?
11:35No left sock, right sock
11:37Stop shaving, no sex
11:38All that stuff?
11:39Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah
11:40All of that
11:40But that's not CTE stuff
11:41That's just science
11:42And science only really matters
11:44During the playoffs
11:45Oh, okay
11:46That's super comforting
11:47Listen, I know you're more of an art guy
11:49So it's not like I expect you
11:50To get the ins and outs of science
11:51And just to be clear
11:53I'm not complaining about the whole
11:55Stop shaving thing
11:56I mean, you all look like
11:57Hot lumberjacks by the end of May
11:58Um
12:11Do you want to come to my game tonight?
12:16I have two seats
12:17No one's taking them
12:18So
12:18I mean, uh, if
12:20If you want
12:20Yeah, yeah, yeah
12:22Yeah, yeah, I want
12:23Um
12:24Fuck, man
12:26That's crazy
12:27Thank you
12:27Super happy to do it
12:29You sure?
12:33I'm sure
12:34These are better than my company seats
12:40I get it
12:41These are really good seats
12:42Well, yeah
12:43They're his
12:44You know, we're first date
12:47But I think I'm into this
12:48What are you talking about?
12:50Well, you're with a girl
12:51And he's at work
12:52Oh my god, shut up, Elena
12:53Oh, wow
12:56That wasn't
12:58It wasn't to me
12:59That was
12:59He just nodded at you
13:00No, there's no proof of that
13:03Come on, boys
13:04Wait, for fuck's sake
13:11Good job, I love you
13:21I love you
13:23I love you
13:24I love you
13:24Good job
13:25I love you
13:26Hey, Hunter
13:28Too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
13:32It's better for you, huh?
13:33Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff
13:35All right, it's more fun if you're there
13:37All right, thanks
13:41Hope next time we play, decide to show up
13:49Keep
13:52True
13:53Starting to sound like him
13:58I'm sorry, what?
14:03You fucking heard me, Honda
14:04What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:07Well, there's something you really don't expect to see
14:09Especially after the final whistle
14:11And especially from Hollander and Hunter
14:13A fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the app
14:17Has Shane Hollander ever thought of anybody?
14:20Can't have some grievances there
14:21I'm gonna hit the sack
14:23Yeah, here you go, handsome
14:24All right, have a good day off
14:26It's not a day off
14:28I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow
14:30Yeah, yeah, I just
14:30You know, you get to sleep in for once
14:32So, I'm just happy for you
14:34That's all I meant
14:35You know
14:36I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle
14:39Kiddo
14:39You know
14:40You didn't get that scholarship anyway
14:43Please, please, no jinxing me
14:45No way, no way
14:46Good night
14:46Good night, Dad, love you
14:48Love you back
14:49Motherfucker
14:55What's happening to you, uh, what's your problem?
15:03I can't find my, my, my black suit
15:05And I have to leave so, so soon
15:07Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet
15:09So why are you freaking out?
15:11Thank you
15:11Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
15:14Yeah, I'm fine
15:14I just, I need the money
15:16And I can't fuck this job up
15:17Yes, and I get it
15:19But you're not gonna fuck it up
15:20Because you're amazing
15:21And it's gonna be great
15:22I love you
15:24Yeah, you too
15:25Yes, buddy
15:26I am so sorry
15:31Save it
15:32Motherfucker
15:39I'm so sorry about that
15:43I'm really sorry
15:43Oh, you're a mess
15:45It's okay
15:45It's not my only talks
15:46New York used to have professional waiters
15:50Now it's all just models
15:51You can't carry a tray
15:52It's, uh, it's really okay
15:54I'm so sorry again
15:56Oh, bunny
15:57Babe, I don't know what that was
16:01I know, I'm a complete fuck-up
16:03And I'm sorry
16:04You're not a complete fuck-up
16:06This is not rocket science
16:07Or whatever it is you're into
16:08Art, Sean
16:09Please don't fire me
16:10No one is firing you
16:12Just calm down
16:14And get your shit together
16:15Okay?
16:16Okay
16:16I know you need the money, baby
16:18Okay?
16:20Deep breath
16:21Inhale
16:22Exhale
16:24You think you can handle quiche?
16:28They're dry
16:28Hey
16:31Hey
16:34Hey
16:34I am so sorry about earlier
16:48That woman is horrible
16:49And I'm the one who should apologize
16:51I was standing right in front of the kitchen door
16:53Like an idiot
16:53No, I'm the idiot
16:54You're just a normal, great person at a fundraiser
16:56And that woman did seem horrible
16:58Full disclosure, I hate this food
17:00Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it
17:02I'm, I'm sorry, I have to
17:06Do you like Mexican food?
17:09Yeah
17:09Of course
17:10I'm not a serial killer
17:11Or even a spree killer
17:13You sure?
17:15Yeah
17:15It was the time
17:16But do you have the time to grab a bite with me?
17:19Like when this, this thing is over?
17:22Tonight
17:22Yeah
17:23With you
17:25Uh, wow
17:26Um
17:27Yeah
17:27Yeah, okay
17:28Yeah
17:29Yeah
17:30Cause there's, uh
17:31There's this great place right around the corner
17:32And it's open late
17:33And
17:34Okay, um
17:35You don't mind waiting until I'm done?
17:37Not even a little
17:38Hi
18:00Hi
18:00that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:20how would you feel about where we're in
18:22holy shit
18:42oh my god
18:46i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:13do you want a full tour now or
19:14or
19:16epic horror
19:18I don't know.
19:48Wow, you are so beautiful.
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