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Heated Rivalry
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00:00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:00:02Then where's your boy Rosanoff?
00:00:03My what?
00:00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:00:06No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:00:08Just like, it's always a Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:00:11He's hot.
00:00:12We should act and listen like making calls.
00:00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:00:15I don't know, yeah, basically.
00:00:16The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:00:21Glad to see Rosanoff in a homeboy record for more than a minute.
00:00:24Let's shoot him, Mark.
00:00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:00:28Be nice, Bonnie.
00:00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:00:31I don't know.
00:00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:00:34We're not like friends or anything.
00:00:36No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:00:40Trust me.
00:00:40You look great in Silver, Bonnie.
00:00:41Don't even stress.
00:00:42Good one.
00:00:56I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
00:01:04It's the Olympics, baby.
00:01:05I'm sure it should be, right?
00:01:08Hey, isn't that...
00:01:10Oh, yeah.
00:01:10All in there.
00:01:13What's up, motherfucker?
00:01:15Boys.
00:01:15All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
00:01:18My buddy Joe is in that program.
00:01:20We're training together.
00:01:21Would you guys be cool to do that?
00:01:23I'd love to show up for him.
00:01:24Oh, yeah, man.
00:01:25Show up for any dude who's that brave.
00:01:28What do you mean?
00:01:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
00:01:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
00:01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
00:01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
00:01:45Nope.
00:01:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
00:02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
00:02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
00:02:0570 points last season.
00:02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
00:02:10A season he, he called need to win.
00:02:13Those are his words, and he has zero.
00:02:16Zero points.
00:02:17He's in a fog.
00:02:19His passes aren't connecting.
00:02:20He's barely skating.
00:02:21I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
00:02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
00:02:28He's he's over to us.
00:02:28He's over to us.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:47I am very sorry about that.
00:03:11It's really not a big deal.
00:03:12How may I help you?
00:03:14Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
00:03:16Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
00:03:23Any allergies?
00:03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
00:03:25Okay.
00:03:26Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
00:03:29Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
00:03:30Yeah.
00:03:31Yeah, that's it.
00:03:32But what?
00:03:34Oh, um, nothing.
00:03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
00:03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
00:03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
00:03:46Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
00:03:48Yeah?
00:03:48Blueberry with a banana.
00:03:50I take that.
00:03:51If it's okay to order off-menu.
00:03:54Yep.
00:03:55I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
00:03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
00:04:24It's really hot.
00:04:25Oh, yeah, the banana makes a big difference, I think.
00:04:30I guess it must.
00:04:36Here.
00:04:37Thanks.
00:04:40Um, that's way too much.
00:04:43It's for you.
00:04:44It's a great smoothie.
00:04:46Thanks again, Kip.
00:04:47A girl.
00:04:54Holy shit, are you?
00:04:59Was that Scott Hunter?
00:05:01Was that what?
00:05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
00:05:06A girl.
00:05:07Clock winding down in the second period, 2-1 for Anaheim, the Admirals.
00:05:12And this is what we're watching?
00:05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
00:05:19watch, uh, what is this, let me check my name, hockey?
00:05:23Shut up, Sean.
00:05:24I have to turn it off.
00:05:25No, no, no, please keep it on.
00:05:26Huh?
00:05:27Thank you, Kyle.
00:05:28Thank you, Kyle.
00:05:30Thank you, Kyle.
00:05:31You're welcome.
00:05:31Twice, he said Kip, like he used your actual name twice.
00:05:36Maria, that is selling the bar so loud.
00:05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
00:05:41It almost sounded hot.
00:05:42Okay, that's not fair, not hot.
00:05:43Just normal.
00:05:45Okay, I'm listening.
00:05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
00:05:47Kip is short for Christopher, it's not that weird.
00:05:49It's short for Christopher, and please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school
00:05:53application.
00:05:54Oh my God, why are we talking about my dumb name?
00:05:56He said it.
00:05:57He said it.
00:05:59Another round?
00:05:59Thank you, Kyle.
00:06:02Thank you, Kyle.
00:06:05And you?
00:06:08Look, look, look, he's on the TV right now.
00:06:11Sean, look right now.
00:06:11Oh my God, okay.
00:06:18Oh wow.
00:06:20Right?
00:06:20He knows your name.
00:06:22Yeah.
00:06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but.
00:06:25Shut the fuck up, he literally is gay.
00:06:27Jesus Christ.
00:06:29He scored a hat trick last night.
00:06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
00:06:36I just didn't realize that.
00:06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
00:06:46Nice to see you again, Kip.
00:06:47Nice to see you again.
00:06:48Scott, you're Scott Hunter, right?
00:06:53I am.
00:06:54This is awesome.
00:06:55I mean, wow, you had a night last night.
00:06:57Oh, did you watch?
00:06:58I did, yeah.
00:06:59I don't usually.
00:07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
00:07:02No, I got it.
00:07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
00:07:06It was amazing.
00:07:07He's a huge fan.
00:07:08But, yeah, I watched last night.
00:07:11Wow.
00:07:12Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to
00:07:18perfect it.
00:07:19Okay.
00:07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
00:07:25Anything you'd like different?
00:07:27Nothing at all.
00:07:29There you go.
00:07:30Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
00:07:33I really can.
00:07:35Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
00:07:43Dude.
00:07:43Girl.
00:07:44Was that?
00:07:44Yes, it fucking was.
00:07:53Sorry I'm late.
00:07:55No outside food or drink.
00:07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
00:08:00And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
00:08:05and it's low-key making me crazy.
00:08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
00:08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
00:08:14Could you please listen to me?
00:08:15Kyle, remote.
00:08:22Extra shrimp.
00:08:26New York with control of the fucking movies.
00:08:28Now I'm fully listening.
00:08:30What are you doing?
00:08:30Just putting the game on.
00:08:31Elena.
00:08:32What?
00:08:33It's a sports bar.
00:08:34Let's watch sport.
00:08:35Ugh.
00:08:36Am I being crazy?
00:08:37What does Maria say?
00:08:38She says he's funny.
00:08:39Me too.
00:08:40Mm.
00:08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
00:08:42And probably this idiot.
00:08:44He's not an idiot.
00:08:48Jesus.
00:08:49Brian.
00:08:51When's his next home game?
00:08:51Come on.
00:08:54Come on.
00:08:54If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
00:08:56I don't plan my shifts.
00:08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
00:09:01Saturday.
00:09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
00:09:04Are you working?
00:09:04Oh.
00:09:07Fuck.
00:09:08No.
00:09:09Fix that.
00:09:18Yeah.
00:09:19Hey.
00:09:21I didn't know if you, uh...
00:09:24It's nice to see you.
00:09:27Uh, Blue Moon Over Brooklyn, please.
00:09:31Extra banana.
00:09:39This one's on the house.
00:09:41Oh, come on.
00:09:42It's about my pay grade.
00:09:43Management heard you came in.
00:09:44And no, you may not tip me.
00:09:46And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
00:09:51Okay.
00:09:52Um.
00:09:54Uh, may I drink this here?
00:09:56I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
00:09:59Yeah.
00:09:59You totally may.
00:10:01All right, boy, they're, okay.
00:10:05Come back.
00:10:10Oh, my God.
00:10:18OK.
00:10:31you're not worried about breaking your routine
00:10:35no I'm not actually that obsessive
00:10:39turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer
00:10:43I took a quiz I don't even think it could be a spree killer
00:10:47what's a spree killer? someone who kills multiple people
00:10:51at the same time but isn't a serial killer someone who kills multiple
00:10:55people minimum three but over a period of time not all at once
00:10:59how do you know that?
00:11:04I read a lot of murder books
00:11:06serial killers make me feel not obsessive
00:11:13which is a relief
00:11:15well I've read some things about athletes
00:11:19before you say anything else yes I agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team
00:11:24that are possibly off the record yes maybe
00:11:27but no not me
00:11:29no I swear barely had two concussions
00:11:31okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff
00:11:39oh no yeah yeah all of that but that's that's not CTE stuff that's just science
00:11:42science only really matters during the playoffs
00:11:45oh okay that's super comforting
00:11:47listen I know you're more of an art guy so it's not like I expect you to get the ins and outs of science
00:11:51and just to be clear I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing
00:11:56I mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May
00:11:58um do you want to come to my game tonight?
00:12:14I have two seats no one's taking them so I mean uh if if you want
00:12:20yeah yeah yeah yeah I want um fuck man that's crazy thank you
00:12:27super happy to do it
00:12:29you sure?
00:12:33I'm sure
00:12:34these are better than my company seats
00:12:40I get it
00:12:41these are really good seats
00:12:42well yeah they're hints
00:12:44you know we're first date but I think I'm into this
00:12:48what are you talking about?
00:12:50well you're with a girl and he's at work
00:12:52oh my god shut up Elena
00:12:53oh wow
00:12:56that wasn't to me that was
00:12:59he just nodded at you
00:13:00no there's no proof of that
00:13:03come on boys
00:13:04wait for fuck's sake
00:13:11good job I love you
00:13:21I love you
00:13:22I love you
00:13:23I love you
00:13:24good job
00:13:25I love you
00:13:26hey Hunter
00:13:28too bad you can't play at home every night right
00:13:31it's better for you huh
00:13:33go fuck yourself Rosanoff
00:13:35alright it's more fun if you're there
00:13:37hope next time we play you decide to show up
00:13:49cheap
00:13:52true
00:13:53starting to sound like him
00:13:58I'm sorry what?
00:14:03you fucking heard me Honda
00:14:04what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
00:14:07well there's something you really don't expect to see
00:14:09especially after the final whistle
00:14:11and especially from Hollander and Hunter
00:14:13a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the Atlas
00:14:17a shame Hollander ever thought anybody
00:14:19can tap some grievances to her
00:14:21I'm gonna hit the sack
00:14:23here you go handsome
00:14:24alright have a good day off
00:14:26it's not a day off
00:14:28I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow
00:14:30yeah yeah I just
00:14:30you know you get to sleep in for once
00:14:32so I'm just happy for you
00:14:34it's all I meant
00:14:35you know
00:14:36I uh
00:14:37I'm proud of your hustle
00:14:39kiddo
00:14:39you know
00:14:40you can get that
00:14:42scum ship anyway
00:14:43please please
00:14:44no jinxing me
00:14:45no way
00:14:45no way
00:14:46goodnight
00:14:46goodnight dad
00:14:48love you
00:14:48love you back
00:14:49motherfucker
00:14:55what's happening to you
00:15:02what's your problem
00:15:03I can't find my black suit
00:15:05and I have to leave so so soon
00:15:07okay well
00:15:08it's with the dry cleaning in my closet
00:15:09so why are you freaking out
00:15:11thank you
00:15:11okay hey
00:15:12hey are you okay
00:15:14yeah I'm fine
00:15:14I just
00:15:15I need the money
00:15:16and I can't fuck this job
00:15:17yes
00:15:18and I get it
00:15:19but you're not gonna fuck it up
00:15:20because you're amazing
00:15:21and it's gonna be great
00:15:22I love you
00:15:24yeah you too
00:15:25yes buddy
00:15:26I am so sorry
00:15:31save it
00:15:32I'm so sorry
00:15:42about that
00:15:43I'm really sorry
00:15:43oh you're a mess
00:15:45it's okay
00:15:45it's not my only talks
00:15:46New York used to have
00:15:49professional waiters
00:15:50now it's all just models
00:15:51who can't carry a tray
00:15:52it's uh
00:15:54it's really okay
00:15:54I'm so sorry again
00:15:55oh bunny
00:15:57babe
00:15:59I don't know what
00:16:01that was
00:16:01I know
00:16:02I'm a complete fuck up
00:16:03I'm sorry
00:16:04you're not a complete fuck up
00:16:05this is not rocket science
00:16:07or whatever it is
00:16:07you're into
00:16:08or
00:16:08Sean
00:16:09please don't fire me
00:16:10no one is firing you
00:16:12just calm down
00:16:14okay
00:16:14and get your shit together
00:16:15okay
00:16:16okay
00:16:16I know you need the money baby
00:16:18okay
00:16:19deep breath
00:16:20inhale
00:16:22exhale
00:16:24you think you can handle quiche
00:16:27they're dry
00:16:28hey
00:16:31I am so sorry
00:16:47about earlier
00:16:48that woman is horrible
00:16:49and I'm the one
00:16:50who should apologize
00:16:51I was standing right in front
00:16:52of the kitchen door
00:16:52like an idiot
00:16:53no I'm the idiot
00:16:54you're just a normal
00:16:55representative fundraiser
00:16:56and that woman
00:16:57did seem horrible
00:16:58full disclosure
00:16:59I hate this food
00:17:00well full disclosure
00:17:01I hate serving it
00:17:02I'm
00:17:05I'm sorry
00:17:06I have to
00:17:06do you like Mexican food
00:17:07yeah
00:17:09of course
00:17:10I'm not a serial killer
00:17:11or even a spree killer
00:17:13you sure
00:17:14yeah
00:17:15it was the time
00:17:16but do you have the time
00:17:17to grab a bite with me
00:17:18like when this
00:17:19this thing is over
00:17:20tonight
00:17:22yeah
00:17:23with you
00:17:24uh
00:17:26wow
00:17:26oh
00:17:27yeah
00:17:27yeah okay
00:17:28yeah
00:17:29yeah
00:17:29cause there's uh
00:17:31there's this great place
00:17:32right around the corner
00:17:32and it's open late
00:17:33and
00:17:34okay
00:17:34um
00:17:35you don't mind
00:17:36waiting till I'm done
00:17:36not even a little
00:17:38hi
00:17:56hi
00:18:00that's a long line
00:18:10is it worth it
00:18:11um
00:18:13probably not
00:18:15right
00:18:16we also don't actually
00:18:19have to do this
00:18:20how would you feel
00:18:21about ordering
00:18:21holy shit
00:18:38oh my god
00:18:45I mean I
00:19:04I figured you'd have
00:19:06a nice place
00:19:07but
00:19:07this is
00:19:09insane
00:19:10do you want a full tour
00:19:14now
00:19:14we're uh
00:19:15or
00:19:16I pick or
00:19:18I don't want a full tour
00:19:20I don't want a full tour
00:19:21I don't want a full tour
00:19:22I don't want a full tour
00:19:23I don't want a full tour
00:19:24I don't want a full tour
00:19:25I don't want a full tour
00:19:26I don't want a full tour
00:19:27I don't want a full tour
00:19:28I don't want a full tour
00:19:29I don't want a full tour
00:19:30I don't want a full tour
00:19:31I don't want a full tour
00:19:32I don't want a full tour
00:19:33I don't want a full tour
00:19:34I don't want a full tour
00:19:35I don't want a full tour
00:19:36I don't want a full tour
00:19:37I don't want a full tour
00:19:38I don't want a full tour
00:19:39I don't want a full tour
00:19:40I don't want a full tour
00:19:41I don't want a full tour
00:19:42I don't want a full tour
00:19:43Wow, you are so beautiful.
00:20:01I can't believe you're even into me.
00:20:04I'm so into you.
00:20:06I'm so into you.
00:20:08I guess I'm thinking about you.
00:20:13I'm so into you.
00:20:43I'm so into you.
00:20:50What are you doing?
00:20:53I didn't want to wake you.
00:20:55And I just thought that you have your game tomorrow and...
00:20:59You know...
00:21:03Can you stay?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11Then stay, please.
00:21:15I'll be right back.
00:21:21I'm so into you.
00:21:23Did I wake you?
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:54Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
00:21:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
00:22:04You were very organized, and I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably still want you.
00:22:19Oh.
00:22:19Can I fuck you?
00:22:24Absolutely.
00:22:38So, I should probably go.
00:22:43Hmm.
00:22:48Um, what if you didn't go?
00:22:54Hmm.
00:22:55Like ever?
00:22:57Fuck.
00:22:58Fuck.
00:22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
00:23:06Um.
00:23:09I'm, um.
00:23:09I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
00:23:14And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
00:23:20Is it okay?
00:23:20Can I be too intense?
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
00:23:33Never brought anyone back here.
00:23:35Like ever.
00:23:38Um, yeah.
00:23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
00:23:42Yeah, I, I get that.
00:23:44And I can't, um, come out, like, not, not right now.
00:24:00Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
00:24:03And so, I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
00:24:12Yeah, wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
00:24:23But, uh, yeah.
00:24:27You, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
00:24:34Oh, so bad.
00:24:38And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's, that's probably fucked up.
00:24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up, I get it, I'm, I'm not pretending, I'm not.
00:24:48But I really, really like you.
00:24:52And I want you to stay.
00:24:55So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
00:25:01I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
00:25:03And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
00:25:08I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
00:25:20Is, uh, is that too much?
00:25:22You can say it if it is, um, do you say something, though?
00:25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
00:25:57And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
00:26:06Really?
00:26:07Yeah, really.
00:26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
00:26:10I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago.
00:26:29Um, yes, I sent in the applications.
00:26:32Yes, and even to be you.
00:26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
00:26:37With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
00:26:40So I don't have to schlep to work.
00:26:41I get to sleep in the next shower.
00:26:44Fuck, yes.
00:26:46Nothing, Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
00:26:48Yes, with Elena.
00:26:49Oh, my God, Dad.
00:27:00Where has she even been?
00:27:02Oh, please.
00:27:03I saw you three days ago.
00:27:04Single since forever.
00:27:06Overworked like she has two wicked stepfaces.
00:27:08Then she gets a man and vanishes.
00:27:11What a cliche.
00:27:11I don't have a man.
00:27:13Hey, kid.
00:27:14Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please, Kyle.
00:27:16Oh, my God, guys.
00:27:17He's a customer, he's not my boyfriend.
00:27:19Oh, I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
00:27:21Oh, my God.
00:27:24Oh, my God.
00:27:31Oh.
00:27:34Hiya.
00:27:41Good morning, Scott.
00:27:42Good morning, Kip.
00:27:43Be usual, please.
00:27:45Yeah.
00:27:47Extra banana.
00:27:52I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
00:27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
00:27:57I'm not like these, they don't.
00:28:01Do you really think this is a secret?
00:28:04What's a secret?
00:28:06Nothing's happening.
00:28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
00:28:09He's straight, I think.
00:28:11Girl.
00:28:11Girl.
00:28:13That's wild.
00:28:15There's pasta salad in the fridge.
00:28:22Chicken, no feta.
00:28:24Oh, yeah?
00:28:25Where?
00:28:25For me.
00:28:26I made it.
00:28:30You did?
00:28:34I'm not just a pretty face.
00:28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
00:28:37What's that?
00:28:44It's an artist I love.
00:28:46He has a new shot.
00:28:47Oh, cool.
00:28:48I should buy some art.
00:28:51What?
00:28:52Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
00:28:53No, no, no, no.
00:28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
00:28:56You don't have to do this.
00:29:14That's cool.
00:29:15This would look great in the living room.
00:29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
00:29:30I think it would...
00:29:31Shh.
00:29:34Sorry.
00:29:35Sorry, I just...
00:29:36It's okay.
00:29:39Maybe we should...
00:29:40Amazing, isn't it?
00:29:42Yeah, it's beautiful.
00:29:43So, are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
00:29:50Oh, I think we're...
00:29:51Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
00:29:52Yeah.
00:29:53Excuse me.
00:29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
00:29:59No problem.
00:30:00I'm, uh...
00:30:13I'm really sorry.
00:30:15I thought I could do that.
00:30:16I really thought I could.
00:30:18I wanted to.
00:30:19I just...
00:30:19It's okay.
00:30:21No, it's done.
00:30:24I know, it's done.
00:30:25Come here.
00:30:25Come here.
00:30:26Oh, it's done.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:32Oh, my God.
00:30:45Oh, my God.
00:30:47Oh, my God.
00:30:49these road trips are just killing me i mean it's brutal i think i'm cursed
00:30:58cursed like scary old lady i i know i know it's dumb but i'm not the only one who's superstitious
00:31:05would you be jealous if i got my smoothies from some other guy maybe probably well what if i
00:31:13filled you in on all the juicy details like like how he blended them oh what if it actually was
00:31:18a scary old lady or what if you always kind of had one with you what do you mean oh here
00:31:27okay okay i know it's dumb i know it's dumb but i saw them in a bodega and i thought they
00:31:36looked like your smoothie i love them yeah i love them so much
00:31:47can i fuck you absolutely
00:31:57fuck yes
00:32:15what say it out loud say what
00:32:33okay okay it's not it's what
00:32:40okay here's what i know helena shut up you're in love with him i'm not in love with him you are
00:32:49have you at least told your dad
00:32:53for how long now a little over two months oh baby helena okay you you can't tell if anyone
00:33:04finds out that that it's scott obviously i'm not gonna tell anyone but kip he can't come out right
00:33:11now okay he really wants to it's amazing he's amazing and i've never been happier honestly
00:33:20what's the plan babe
00:33:25i don't know i don't know what does your dad think
00:33:31that i'm fucking some married guy probably
00:33:36kind of wish you were
00:33:37oh just don't say that please just please be happy for me
00:33:42i can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
00:33:47i am gonna be super well behaved for you
00:33:50i only care that you're handsome
00:33:51you bitch
00:33:52scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too
00:33:57oh i know
00:33:58and he better be ready for me
00:34:00oh
00:34:03you
00:34:07oh
00:34:09oh
00:34:09oh
00:34:09oh
00:34:21oh
00:34:22oh
00:34:24oh
00:34:25oh
00:34:26hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
00:34:39call them war you know i miss you miss you too dad all right yeah you'll be making an appearance
00:34:45here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week i promise
00:34:52perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
00:34:58well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
00:35:03yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
00:35:08me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
00:35:16something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
00:35:21okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes
00:35:28look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too
00:35:35dad there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
00:35:40bye
00:35:47I don't know.
00:36:17Stop it.
00:36:40Stop what?
00:36:44He's here.
00:36:45You need to chill out.
00:36:48My God.
00:36:50Can I have some of yours?
00:36:52Yeah.
00:36:53Thanks.
00:36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
00:36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
00:37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
00:37:05What changed?
00:37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
00:37:08I think we just finally agreed with the team.
00:37:10Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
00:37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
00:37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
00:37:20Your mom especially.
00:37:22She would have just been thrilled.
00:37:25Thanks, Tom.
00:37:26Thanks.
00:37:26Excuse me.
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:30Hey.
00:37:31Okay?
00:37:32Yeah.
00:37:33Yeah.
00:37:33I should be used to it.
00:37:41Kim, right?
00:37:44Christopher.
00:37:45Money's all dressed up.
00:37:46I'm Elena.
00:37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
00:37:49I'm Scott.
00:37:49Pleasure.
00:37:50Scott.
00:37:51You look beautiful.
00:37:52You both do.
00:37:54Oh.
00:37:55Sorry.
00:37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
00:38:03Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
00:38:06Yes, of course.
00:38:07Great.
00:38:08Another beer, Scott?
00:38:09That'd be lovely.
00:38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
00:38:18I am.
00:38:19Are you?
00:38:20I'm looking forward to the after party, honestly.
00:38:27Touched this perfectly.
00:38:29Thanks.
00:38:30And thanks.
00:38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
00:38:33I wanted to.
00:38:38Okay.
00:38:42Elena knows.
00:38:43I'm sorry.
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:46I kind of got that.
00:38:48It's okay.
00:38:49Hey, she's, uh, she's discreet, right?
00:38:52Yeah, totally.
00:38:52Totally.
00:38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
00:38:58It's okay.
00:38:59Really?
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:00This is so weird.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:02Yeah.
00:39:02Yeah.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:04This is so weird.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
00:39:10Eh, not before you dance with me.
00:39:12Pardon?
00:39:13I want to dance.
00:39:15Elena's a killer.
00:39:17How could I possibly say no?
00:39:24So, what are your intentions with my kid?
00:39:27I'm serious.
00:39:29He's crazy about you.
00:39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
00:39:32I really am.
00:39:34He's also miserable.
00:39:36Are you miserable, too?
00:39:40No.
00:39:43Wait.
00:39:44What do you mean?
00:39:46Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
00:39:47He's not.
00:39:48He is.
00:39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
00:39:55I'm doing my best.
00:39:57I, I love him.
00:39:58I just can't do better right now.
00:40:00I, I've been honest.
00:40:03I know.
00:40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
00:40:09But it's killing him.
00:40:16I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
00:40:18I'm really not.
00:40:19And you seem great.
00:40:21But he's great, too.
00:40:27He deserves the best.
00:40:30He deserves sunshine.
00:40:43And so do you.
00:40:44It's my birthday on Sunday.
00:40:55I know.
00:40:56I've already got the key to her lined up.
00:40:58Surf and turf.
00:41:00Because we're not choosing.
00:41:03You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
00:41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
00:41:08Mm-hmm.
00:41:08A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
00:41:13It's not even really a party.
00:41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
00:41:17Right.
00:41:18It's a, it's a gay bar.
00:41:20But it's not a club.
00:41:22It's just a bar.
00:41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
00:41:26It's too.
00:41:26And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
00:41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
00:41:33I mean, Maria knows.
00:41:34My friend Sean knows.
00:41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
00:41:39I can't.
00:41:46I can't do that.
00:41:50I wish I could.
00:41:51I want to.
00:41:54I want to tell everyone.
00:41:57I want people to know you're mine.
00:41:59That I love you.
00:42:02I love you too.
00:42:04Soon, maybe.
00:42:09And in a few years.
00:42:14I know, I know how it sounds.
00:42:17But it'll go by quickly.
00:42:18I promise.
00:42:20And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
00:42:27I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
00:42:31And I know that they're your family and that you feel responsible for them.
00:42:36And I get that, Scott.
00:42:37I really, really get that.
00:42:40But I have a family too.
00:42:45And I keep lying to them.
00:42:48And I don't want to.
00:42:51And I miss them.
00:42:52I miss my dad.
00:42:56Sorry, that's not what I meant.
00:42:58It's okay.
00:42:59I know what you meant.
00:42:59I'm going to go home tonight.
00:43:08I need to.
00:43:09I need to.
00:43:36Thank you for coming.
00:43:41For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
00:43:46But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
00:43:51My parents were both junior hockey coaches, and they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
00:44:02Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
00:44:05Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
00:44:09I didn't have anybody else to help me.
00:44:14I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
00:44:21St. Thomas filled it with hope.
00:44:25The hope of a new family.
00:44:28Things weren't always easy.
00:44:30You know, they never are for anybody.
00:44:32But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
00:44:38First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
00:44:41And I never looked back, because I never had to.
00:44:49The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
00:44:54Hockey gave it to me.
00:44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
00:45:02So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
00:45:07And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
00:45:10It's everything that comes with it.
00:45:13It's a whole world.
00:45:14A whole life.
00:45:16It's everything.
00:45:39Yeah.
00:45:40Hey, Dad.
00:45:42Hey, the prodigal son.
00:45:43Return to home.
00:45:44Look, I got some mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
00:45:50Oh, wow.
00:45:51Hey, my boy.
00:46:02Come here.
00:46:03What's up?
00:46:04Oh, hey.
00:46:07I'm sorry.
00:46:08What?
00:46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
00:46:10Oh.
00:46:14Oh.
00:46:15Oh, here's a pretty funny thing, and a bull buck a ride to grass walk.
00:46:28Oh.
00:46:28Oh.
00:46:31Yeah.
00:46:32I don't want him to spy
00:46:34I wash the price of men
00:46:37I don't want him to spy
00:46:39I wash the price of men
00:46:41Hey, good dress, man.
00:47:02It's a cool middle fucking game.
00:47:05Yeah, totally.
00:47:11Previously, on Heated Rivalry.
00:47:25Why the fuck do you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
00:47:30You were hard, weren't you?
00:47:33Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
00:47:35You're straight up blushing, Russ.
00:47:37Never in life have I blushed.
00:47:38Russians do not do this.
00:47:39Obviously, we want to see each other during the games, right?
00:47:42Russia's been eliminated from metal contention.
00:47:44A hard pill to swallow from Ilya Rosanoff.
00:47:47You didn't answer my texts.
00:47:51Go away, Olyther.
00:47:52We are not anything.
00:47:54What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:47:56You won't even acknowledge I exist.
00:47:57So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:48:00I need you.
00:48:02Tell me.
00:48:05I need you.
00:48:09Milo cutting through center, drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
00:48:25Rosanoff digs.
00:48:26He scores!
00:48:28Harlander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
00:48:32Having a good night?
00:48:37That's nice.
00:48:38I think there's still time for a head track.
00:48:40What should I do now or with a second?
00:48:42Because I don't know less, I can lose more falling, but...
00:48:46Rosanoff scores!
00:48:49Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:48:52The Montreal captain wants his whole night back.
00:48:55The Montreal captain wants his whole night back.
00:49:01I'm so tired.
00:49:03My moon, my man's so changeable and such a love of glory to me.
00:49:10My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
00:49:14There's nowhere to go, but I'm hot on my sleeve.
00:49:20My baby should be the songs I don't care.
00:49:24I'm hot on my sleeve again.
00:49:26My bones, my veins, my dang things.
00:49:30In the calendar page again.
00:49:34Take it slow, take it easy on me.
00:49:37Share some light, share some light on me, please.
00:49:41Take it slow, take it easy on me.
00:49:45Share some light, share some light on me, please.
00:49:49Take it easy on me, please.
00:50:08It's the dirtiest place
00:50:10No
00:50:11I don't care
00:50:12No
00:50:14No
00:50:16This long
00:50:18This long
00:50:20Take us home
00:50:22Take it easy on me
00:50:24Shed some light
00:50:26Shed some light on me please
00:50:28Take us home
00:50:30Take it easy on me
00:50:32Shed some light
00:50:34Shed some light on me please
00:50:36First time in 16 years
00:50:38The Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup
00:50:40What a feeling it must be
00:50:42For Captain Shane Hollander
00:51:06Yeah
00:51:12I hate my mind
00:51:14I hate my mind
00:51:16My pain
00:51:18I hate my mind
00:51:20I hate my mind
00:51:22All right Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
00:51:27Yes, I might want you just to see what you're doing, okay?
00:51:29That's great Shane, look at your shoulder, look great, okay?
00:51:33Take a look at the camera, directly to the camera.
00:51:35Give me that pause, God, see you.
00:51:52Take it easy on me, it's just what, just what I want, please.
00:51:58Take a look, take it easy on me, it's just what, just what I want, please.
00:52:08Can we call it a dynasty?
00:52:10Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
00:52:16Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
00:52:20Why can't I come, leave all I know, there's no way to go, there's no way to go.
00:52:29Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just what, just what I want, please.
00:52:37Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just what, just what I want, please.
00:52:50Take it easy on me, it's just what I want, please.
00:53:09I like it, I like it, because that team of Mark Williams, he was the worst player,
00:53:13I've never seen a no-hand icon.
00:53:14Sorry, Shane, can we, yeah, sorry, we're gonna go now.
00:53:39Okay, that's right, okay, wow, that's the stuff, that's the money, my friend.
00:54:00Yeah!
00:54:09Uh, she's what?
00:54:11Pregnant. Jack is pregnant.
00:54:14Again?
00:54:15Oh, Jesus Christ, man, you gotta work on your lying.
00:54:18Hey, Hayden, what great news. Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
00:54:22No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome, man. Really.
00:54:25Holy shit, dude.
00:54:28Ruby, Emma, slow down!
00:54:30I mean, she's fucking boring, man. Fair enough.
00:54:34Ruby?
00:54:35Ruby!
00:54:36How do you know it's Ruby?
00:54:37Cause she's a beast.
00:54:40So?
00:54:41So what?
00:54:42So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
00:54:44Geez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
00:54:46I don't think I'm ready.
00:54:48I think I still have some good hockey left in me.
00:54:50You're an asshole.
00:54:51Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
00:54:53Was it Jennifer?
00:54:54Uh, Jessica.
00:54:55Jessica.
00:54:56You ever hit that?
00:54:57Don't say hit that.
00:54:58I'm sorry, Virgin Mary.
00:55:00I'm not.
00:55:01Here.
00:55:02Tag, you are it. Let's go see Uncle Shane.
00:55:05Oh, yeah.
00:55:06Look, I'm just saying, man.
00:55:08If you ever do, you could like bring her around.
00:55:10You know?
00:55:11You could do couple stuff.
00:55:12It'd be fun.
00:55:13I'm not...
00:55:14I mean, she's...
00:55:15I don't see her anymore.
00:55:16I think she's engaged or something.
00:55:18Fair enough.
00:55:19So, um...
00:55:21Jackie is this friend, right?
00:55:23Paid.
00:55:24What?
00:55:25Dude, she's fucking hot.
00:55:26She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
00:55:28I don't know, maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
00:55:30And she's funny.
00:55:31Swear jar two times.
00:55:32Oh, fuck.
00:55:33What?
00:55:34Three.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:36Come on, man.
00:55:37Why not?
00:55:38Can I just show you her Insta?
00:55:39Fine.
00:55:40Yes.
00:55:41Okay.
00:55:42Jackie will be happy.
00:55:43We both have to make your wife happy now?
00:55:44Yeah, damn right we do.
00:55:45If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
00:55:48Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:55:49Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
00:55:51Tell your dad to leave me alone.
00:55:55Um, excuse me.
00:55:59Are you Shane Hollander?
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:02Oh, my God.
00:56:03Can we get a picture with you?
00:56:05Um, I kinda had my hands full at the moment.
00:56:09Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
00:56:16Hold his baby.
00:56:17I'm sorry, buddy.
00:56:19Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
00:56:21Four times.
00:56:22And second, oh, wait, do I have other kids?
00:56:25Oh, you were the worst one.
00:56:27You can't say stuff like that to her.
00:56:28It's true.
00:56:29And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
00:56:31Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:32We've hit five times.
00:56:33That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
00:56:34Oh, come on.
00:56:35Daddy!
00:56:36Narc!
00:56:37Narc, Narc!
00:56:38Narc!
00:56:39I'm getting him a second, me.
00:56:40Way too late.
00:56:43But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
00:56:47Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
00:56:51It's my favorite place on earth.
00:56:53And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
00:56:56I'm ready.
00:56:57Well, maybe you decided to stay here to watch.
00:57:01And no matter what.
00:57:03Sorry.
00:57:04It's like a skunk, that I feel like I'm not in love.
00:57:07Mm.
00:57:08But he's really beautiful, right?
00:57:11Yeah?
00:57:12Yeah?
00:57:13You're good.
00:57:14Of course.
00:57:15It's fine.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17Yeah?
00:57:19No.
00:57:20I'm too rich.
00:57:21I'm too rich.
00:57:22Yeah?
00:57:23No.
00:57:24Yeah.
00:57:25Yeah.
00:57:26Yeah.
00:57:27Yeah.
00:57:28You're good.
00:57:29I'm perfect.
00:57:30Yeah.
00:57:31It's fine.
00:57:32You're a different place.
00:57:33Yeah.
00:57:34I'm too rich.
00:57:35It's fine.
00:57:36No.
00:57:37No.
00:57:38What? You've been recording for a few years.
00:57:41I thought it might be something serious or something like that.
00:57:48Nothing serious.
00:57:50In general.
00:57:53Okay.
00:57:55Sasha gives me a greeting.
00:57:57I'm out heading out for a bit.
00:58:09Cool.
00:58:10To meet a friend.
00:58:12Nice.
00:58:14I'll be back later.
00:58:16I won't wait up.
00:58:18It's not like that. It's just a friend.
00:58:22So, Lily's just a buddy?
00:58:25What?
00:58:26Chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
00:58:28I don't.
00:58:29Okay. Go get laid, weirdo.
00:58:32Or don't. I don't care.
00:58:35Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
00:58:37Go fuck yourself.
00:58:38Oh, I plan to. Probably more than once.
00:58:40Love a hotel room.
00:58:41Gross.
00:58:42Bye.
00:58:46Oh, yeah.
00:58:56Do I take my shoes off?
00:59:12No, you're dirty.
00:59:13No.
00:59:14There's...
00:59:23Wow.
00:59:24Wow.
00:59:25Wow.
00:59:26This place is great.
00:59:28Did you get this built or do you know who did?
00:59:30That's not what I meant, I just...
00:59:32You think we need to talk?
00:59:34No, after.
01:00:00I should go.
01:00:24Or you could stay.
01:00:29Or you could stay.
01:00:32Stay?
01:00:34Yours tonight?
01:00:37I'm not done with you.
01:00:40And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
01:00:45I told Hayden...
01:00:47Is Hayden your mother?
01:00:49No.
01:00:50No, he's not.
01:00:51Fuck off.
01:00:53Who cares what you told Hayden?
01:00:59Stay.
01:01:00Okay?
01:01:01Okay?
01:01:02Okay.
01:01:03Okay.
01:01:04Okay.
01:01:05Okay?
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:07Okay?
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:10Okay?
01:01:12Okay.
01:01:33I'm hungry.
01:01:35For what?
01:01:36For food, partner.
01:01:38Hey.
01:01:41You like tuna melt?
01:01:56You wanna make me tuna melt?
01:01:58I was gonna make one for me, I can make two.
01:02:02You head to Florida after this, right?
01:02:05Yeah, right after the game.
01:02:07Tampa, then Sunrise.
01:02:08Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
01:02:10Ah, all the hot spots.
01:02:15Ginger oil cold enough?
01:02:16Yeah, it's great.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:20Food will be ready soon.
01:02:25Jesus Christ.
01:02:26You know this guy, Ryan Price?
01:02:28Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
01:02:33He did a season with him, right?
01:02:34Mm-hmm.
01:02:35He is not what you would think.
01:02:38How so?
01:02:40Like, he's quiet.
01:02:41He doesn't talk.
01:02:43Keeps to himself.
01:02:45Not bad guy.
01:02:46Doesn't make friends.
01:02:48Well, he gets traded every season.
01:02:50Tough to make friends that way.
01:02:52And probably he wants to get traded again.
01:02:54Buffalo is terrible.
01:02:55Yeah, and their team sucks too.
01:02:58And people say you're not funny.
01:03:04They do?
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:06They say you're boring too.
01:03:07Who says that?
01:03:08Me.
01:03:11What's your favorite city to play in?
01:03:13On the road?
01:03:15I like New York.
01:03:17Guys, it's New York.
01:03:19They fucking hate me there.
01:03:21They hate you everywhere.
01:03:22You know.
01:03:23Not Florida.
01:03:24It's full of Boston people.
01:03:27And you?
01:03:30Not like Ottawa.
01:03:31Cause it's my hometown.
01:03:33Toronto, Winnipeg, I'm happy they have a team again.
01:03:36What?
01:03:39Are those boring answers?
01:03:40Yes.
01:03:42Well, I like the hot places too.
01:03:45Mm-hmm.
01:03:46Hot like weather hot.
01:03:47Oh, okay.
01:03:49LA is hot.
01:03:50Hot women.
01:03:53Yeah, sure.
01:03:54I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
01:03:58There is a girl I like you really much.
01:04:01Svetlana.
01:04:03Oh.
01:04:05She's old friend from Russia.
01:04:08Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
01:04:12She knows everything about hockey.
01:04:16Cool.
01:04:17And she likes you very much.
01:04:20Oh.
01:04:22That's nice.
01:04:23So she's like your girlfriend?
01:04:24No, no.
01:04:25Nothing like that.
01:04:27She's old friend.
01:04:28Sometimes we fuck, but...
01:04:30She's busy these days.
01:04:31You know, new business selling fancy cars.
01:04:32Sounds perfect for you.
01:04:34Yes, it's close to that.
01:04:36But...
01:04:37But what?
01:04:38But it's nothing more than that.
01:04:39We're either of us.
01:04:41But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
01:04:43You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
01:04:45Mm-hmm.
01:04:46I think I will find her.
01:04:47I think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you.
01:04:48Mm-hmm.
01:04:50But...
01:04:51But it's nothing more than that.
01:04:55We're either of us.
01:04:58But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
01:05:02You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
01:05:05Mm-hmm.
01:05:06I think I will find someone else.
01:05:12But you know me.
01:05:14I'm a easy, so...
01:05:15so I don't know if that's out of you at all.
01:05:26No, stay, stay, I'll get it.
01:05:40You like them?
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:45Girls.
01:05:48Oh, yeah, sure, of course I do.
01:05:53I never heard about you at girls.
01:05:56It's private.
01:05:58Right, private.
01:06:00I keep a lot of things private.
01:06:02Obviously.
01:06:07I like girls.
01:06:08Yeah, no shit.
01:06:10But I also like you.
01:06:13Lucky me.
01:06:16Not this person.
01:06:17Of course.
01:06:19Of course not, I'm boring.
01:06:21But you have a good mouth.
01:06:22Yeah.
01:06:23Yeah.
01:06:24Yeah.
01:06:25Yeah.
01:06:26Yeah.
01:06:27Yeah.
01:06:28Yeah.
01:06:29Yeah.
01:06:30Yeah.
01:06:31Yeah.
01:06:32Yeah.
01:06:33Yeah.
01:06:35Yeah.
01:06:36Yeah.
01:06:37Yeah.
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:39Yeah.
01:06:40Yeah.
01:06:41Yeah.
01:06:42Yeah.
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Yeah.
01:06:45Yeah.
01:06:46Yeah.
01:06:48Yeah.
01:06:49Yeah.
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:51Yeah.
01:06:52Yeah.
01:06:53Yeah.
01:06:55Yeah.
01:06:56Yeah.
01:06:57Yeah.
01:06:58Yeah.
01:06:59Yeah.
01:07:00Yeah.
01:07:01Yeah.
01:07:02Yeah.
01:07:03Yeah.
01:07:04Yeah.
01:07:05Yeah.
01:07:06Yeah.
01:07:07Yeah.
01:07:08Yeah.
01:07:09Yeah.
01:07:10Yeah.
01:07:11Yeah.
01:07:12Yeah.
01:07:13Yeah.
01:07:14Yeah.
01:07:15Yeah
01:07:16Yeah.
01:07:21Are you still hungry?
01:07:27No, no, thank you.
01:07:43What?
01:07:48How was your father?
01:07:53You speak Russian, huh?
01:07:55I know the word for father.
01:08:13How was your father?
01:08:43I don't know.
01:09:13I don't know.
01:09:43I don't know.
01:10:13I don't know.
01:10:43I don't know.
01:11:13I should, uh, I should go.
01:11:23I shouldn't go.
01:11:25I can't.
01:11:29I can't.
01:11:30Team meeting in the morning.
01:11:31I forgot.
01:11:33So, okay.
01:11:35You forgot team meeting.
01:11:37Thank you for the tuna milk.
01:11:43I'm sorry.
01:11:47This, I can't...
01:11:48I can't...
01:11:49I can't do this.
01:12:00I can't do this.
01:12:00I'm sorry.
01:12:01I'm sorry.
01:12:02I'm sorry.
01:12:06I'm sorry.
01:12:07Are we expecting someone else?
01:12:20Oh, no.
01:12:20It's just the three of us.
01:12:24Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
01:12:26Rolex really wants you there.
01:12:27I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
01:12:33Does that mean too white?
01:12:36I thought you like your deal with Rolex.
01:12:38I do.
01:12:39Well, you certainly love the money and they're great seats.
01:12:41I mean, they're next to a prince.
01:12:43Or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
01:12:45I don't think I should skip training.
01:12:48Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
01:12:52I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
01:12:53All my time is scheduled.
01:12:54No, I just meant...
01:12:55I get, like, two weeks off a year.
01:12:56I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
01:12:59Trying to make conversation about what?
01:13:00Swedish politics?
01:13:02Okay.
01:13:03Can I get anyone a drink?
01:13:05We'll take this Chablis, please.
01:13:07Three glasses?
01:13:08I'll have a ginger ale, please.
01:13:10Oh, we don't have that.
01:13:10Sparkling water?
01:13:12Sure, thank you.
01:13:13I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
01:13:17No, I can't.
01:13:18Not during the season.
01:13:22Shane.
01:13:25Yeah?
01:13:26Is everything all right?
01:13:27Why, because I don't want wine?
01:13:29Well, you just seem tense.
01:13:31I'm fine.
01:13:33Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
01:13:38just the three of us, would be fun.
01:13:40And I think you should think about it.
01:13:42You could make a week of it.
01:13:44Go to a play, see Big Ben.
01:13:46You loved it when you were a kid.
01:13:48You guys should go.
01:13:49You'd have a great time.
01:13:51You're the tennis fan, Dad.
01:13:52They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
01:13:55It's you they want.
01:13:56We're just the parents.
01:13:57You're the main attraction.
01:13:58Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
01:14:01They won't kick you out,
01:14:02and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
01:14:04Honey, I don't want you to lie.
01:14:07That's not who you are.
01:14:12Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
01:14:15It's okay.
01:14:18Anything you want to talk about?
01:14:21Let's think about London.
01:14:23Maybe it could be fun.
01:14:24I'm just going to use the washroom.
01:14:29Swedish princess?
01:14:30I don't know.
01:14:44Hey, man.
01:14:45Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
01:14:48I was about to...
01:14:49Bullshit.
01:14:50Get your ass to the my land, baby.
01:14:52My buddy, Francois, the chef.
01:14:53You remember him?
01:14:54Oh, yeah.
01:14:55He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant,
01:14:58and get this.
01:14:58JJ?
01:14:59The cast of the X-Squad movie
01:15:01they're filming in town is here.
01:15:04All of them?
01:15:05I don't fucking know.
01:15:06Get down here.
01:15:07You remember the restaurant, right?
01:15:08Le Tambou?
01:15:09I don't know.
01:15:10I don't know.
01:15:12I don't know.
01:15:13I don't know.
01:15:13I don't know.
01:15:14I don't know.
01:15:14I don't know.
01:15:15I don't know.
01:15:15I don't know.
01:15:16I don't know.
01:15:16I don't know.
01:15:16I don't know.
01:15:17I don't know.
01:15:17I don't know.
01:15:17Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
01:15:25Tonight is our meat lock.
01:15:31Do you have any ginger ale?
01:15:33I mean, I do.
01:15:35Actually, just a beer, please.
01:15:37Whatever you have on tap.
01:15:38Shane Hollander.
01:15:39Whatever he wants here.
01:15:47You keep it, then.
01:15:52It's an honor.
01:15:58Cool crowd, huh?
01:16:00Shane, a bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
01:16:02Rose Landry is here, man.
01:16:04She is?
01:16:05Yeah.
01:16:06I might be needing another one of these.
01:16:07Okay.
01:16:08Good, girl.
01:16:09Oh, you know what you do here.
01:16:11Yes, yes, yes.
01:16:13Yeah.
01:16:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:15Could you have any Holland?
01:16:15Should I meet another one?
01:16:16Fuck you.
01:16:17He's behind me.
01:16:18Oh, no.
01:16:20Good, good, good, good.
01:16:22Oy, good, good.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29He's a big girl.
01:16:30He's a big girl...
01:16:31All right?
01:16:31He's a big girl.
01:16:32He's doing great.
01:16:32He's so great.
01:16:33You think he's doing great.
01:16:33He's good.
01:16:33Yeah, yeah.
01:16:34Yeah.
01:16:34He's doing great.
01:16:35He's doing great today.
01:16:35He's doing great.
01:16:36He's showing great choices.
01:16:36Or he can keep seeing, didn't?
01:16:37I don't know, yeah.
01:16:37Oh, when I'm doing great.
01:16:37Are you here to help me finish these fries?
01:16:44The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
01:16:46I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
01:16:52Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
01:16:56I'm Rose, by the way.
01:16:57I'm Shane. I'm... wow, I'm a big fan.
01:17:02Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
01:17:05Really?
01:17:05I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
01:17:11I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
01:17:13Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
01:17:28I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
01:17:33Wow.
01:17:34By Bill Paxton.
01:17:35That is terrible.
01:17:37He was actually pretty nice to me.
01:17:39And it was good practice.
01:17:42You getting kidnapped?
01:17:43I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
01:17:49Fuck, you...
01:17:51You didn't hear that.
01:17:52No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
01:17:56My lips are sealed.
01:17:57My lips are sealed.
01:18:00Okay.
01:18:01Your turn.
01:18:02Well, I've never been kidnapped.
01:18:05I mean, there have been threats.
01:18:07No, not what I meant.
01:18:10Shane Hollander.
01:18:11Eight years old.
01:18:13Paint me a picture.
01:18:13Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
01:18:21The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so probably just having fun.
01:18:28Did it stop being fun?
01:18:33No.
01:18:35Well, I mean, kind of.
01:18:36I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that makes sense.
01:18:45Yeah, it does.
01:18:46And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
01:18:54I wasn't the only one.
01:18:56There was one other.
01:18:59He hated me, though.
01:19:01I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
01:19:07And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
01:19:12I was all right.
01:19:16John tapped out at NCAA, but he still made it to the Frozen Four at Princeton.
01:19:22That's amazing.
01:19:23He's an agent now, naturally.
01:19:26And Peter's in the AHL.
01:19:29I'm drafted, but hey.
01:19:31Still not nothing.
01:19:32Not nothing indeed.
01:19:35So this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
01:19:40No.
01:19:41I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
01:19:45The Underdark?
01:19:46Kidnapped?
01:19:47Come on.
01:19:48No.
01:19:49I fly a lot.
01:19:50I watch a lot of movies.
01:19:51No, that movie is so bad.
01:19:52It's not great.
01:19:53No, it's horrible.
01:19:54You're really good.
01:19:55I'm so bad at it.
01:19:56No, you're good.
01:19:58Well, I'm barely in it.
01:19:59I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
01:20:02Kind of different into winter, though, right?
01:20:04Michigan, remember?
01:20:06Your winter doesn't scare me.
01:20:07So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
01:20:19Put it on your face and put it on my visa.
01:20:22Hey.
01:20:22Don't want you to go.
01:20:25Get you my love.
01:20:27Take you inside and show you I'm real.
01:20:31I'm real.
01:20:32Hey.
01:20:32Blocking FM.
01:20:34Baby, I want to be dancing with you.
01:20:36Push it up.
01:20:37Push it up.
01:20:37Push it up.
01:20:37Push it up.
01:20:38Push it up.
01:20:42Roz, Roz, you gotta see this
01:20:55You're gonna shit, man
01:20:56Show him
01:20:59No
01:21:03I know, right?
01:21:04She's like a huge fucking movie star
01:21:05How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
01:21:07She's shooting a film in Montreal
01:21:08How the fuck do you know that?
01:21:10It says it right there
01:21:10The two met at a mutual friend's party
01:21:13According to unnamed sources
01:21:14I've never seen Rose this happy
01:21:15The source goes on to say
01:21:16I'd be fucking happy
01:21:18If I was banging Rose fucking land me
01:21:38I'm happy that my defense
01:21:39And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey
01:21:44That's gonna upset some Detroit fans
01:21:46Seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench
01:22:00No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp
01:22:09But the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love
01:22:14As long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated ex-squad sequel
01:22:18Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
01:22:23Well, it's hard to blame either one
01:22:25They are definitely one hot couple
01:22:26They are five
01:22:27Hey, I was watching that
01:22:29Here
01:22:29Oh, that!
01:22:34It was
01:22:34Oh, fuck
01:22:36I still might talk
01:22:38Okay, man
01:22:40Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division
01:22:46And the Eastern Conference at large
01:22:48Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros
01:22:50Will look to put some distance tonight
01:22:52Between themselves and their arch rivals
01:22:54The Boston Raiders
01:22:55But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that
01:22:59Okay, let's go
01:23:12Let's do it
01:23:15Let's do it
01:23:18Go, go
01:23:19Go, go
01:23:20Go, go
01:23:22Yeah
01:23:22Yeah
01:23:23Go get him, buddy.
01:23:52In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
01:24:01If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
01:24:07But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
01:24:09Where was Ilya Rosenhoff?
01:24:19Fuck this shit.
01:24:22I need a good lead.
01:24:23Let's go out.
01:24:24Where?
01:24:26We're in Montreal.
01:24:27We find a fucking club.
01:24:30Delby Bull!
01:24:31On it?
01:24:33Jesus Christ.
01:24:34Good game tonight, babe?
01:24:48Hi, handsome.
01:24:57Good game tonight, babe?
01:25:02No, it wasn't.
01:25:03No, it wasn't.
01:25:05But you won.
01:25:06I need a beer.
01:25:07I bet you do.
01:25:08Did you watch the game too?
01:25:09Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was sweaty blood.
01:25:13Miles, don't be terrible.
01:25:15I have no problem watching sweaters.
01:25:18Okay, I want to dance.
01:25:20I don't know.
01:25:21I'm beat.
01:25:21Come on, I never get to dance.
01:25:23Okay, that is a lie.
01:25:24Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
01:25:26Yeah, that makes two of us.
01:25:27Smile.
01:25:27Get a champagne.
01:25:38Sorry about that.
01:25:40Can I have one more, please?
01:25:41All of interest, all of interest, all of interest, all of interest, all of interest, all of interest, all of interest, all of interest, all of interest.
01:25:53And I'm all mixed up, feeling cold and rushed
01:26:17They say it's my fault, but I wonder so much
01:26:20When I fly away, by the summer rain
01:26:22Coming over my face, worship me all the shame
01:26:25When I stop and stay, don't worry me
01:26:28Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
01:26:30I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
01:26:33But it's driving me mad, going out of high
01:26:36Running through my head
01:26:41Running through my head
01:26:44Running through my head
01:26:45Running through my head
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01:26:59Running through my head
01:27:00Running through my head
01:27:00Running through my head
01:27:01Running through my head
01:27:01Running through my head
01:27:02Running through my head
01:27:02Running through my head
01:27:03Running through my head
01:27:04Running through my head
01:27:04Running through my head
01:27:05Running through my head
01:27:05Running through my head
01:27:06Running through my head
01:27:06Running through my head
01:27:07Running through my head
01:27:07Running through my head
01:27:08Running through my head
01:27:08Running through my head
01:27:09Running through my head
01:27:09I gotta go to the bathroom.
01:27:39All the things you said, all the things you said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head
01:27:54This. Is. Not. Enough.
01:28:02This. Is. Not. Enough.
01:28:09I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
01:28:13If I'm asking for help, it's only begun
01:28:17Being with you has opened my eyes
01:28:21Could I ever believe, such a perfect surprise
01:28:24I keep asking myself, wondering how
01:28:28I keep closing my eyes, but I can't lock you out
01:28:32Wanna fly to a place where it's just you and me
01:28:36Nobody else, so we can be free
01:28:40All the things she said, all the things she said
01:28:43Running through my head, running through my head
01:28:46Running through my head
01:28:47All the things she said, all the things she said
01:28:51Running through my head, running through my head
01:28:54All the things she said
01:28:55This is not enough
01:28:59This is not enough
01:29:07This is not enough
01:29:23This is not enough
01:29:28This is not enough
01:29:36This is not enough
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