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Heated Rivalry The Series
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in Alambic.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You wantatee to shoot down.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:09Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:14Que los forever.
01:17Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:22You think I'm pretty
01:26Let's go!
01:52Good job!
01:57Give you a hand
01:59A golden star
02:01You think you're clever
02:03Good God
02:05She took a break
02:07Made a mistake
02:09When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28You think I'm pretty
02:30Close it off line
02:31Back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow we'll be fine
02:34We're having a lot of games today
02:36That's a big problem
02:38This block is on the green channel
02:40The green channel
02:41The green channel
02:42The green channel
02:43The green channel
02:44The green channel
02:45Oh man
02:46I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know your heartbeat light hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree top of the hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my light
03:25You're sta-
03:26We'll stop.
03:56Just take a fucking hit.
03:58I said I'll see ya.
04:00You wanna be ya.
04:02You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try.
04:08Get out of the way.
04:10You're in our way.
04:12Get lost forever.
04:14Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks.
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even now.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Helio Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:20I'll see you next time.
05:21I'm gonna do that tomorrow.
05:22I'm gonna do another time.
05:23Mmm-hmm.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:03Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:42Oh, wow, wow.
09:48You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:50Oh, wow.
10:20Now, please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:50Oh, seriously.
10:59Is he okay?
11:00It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's okay.
11:30It's okay.
11:30It's all right.
11:31It's you.
11:37It's you.
11:41Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:04What the hell?
12:11Oh, God, hold on.
12:23Another bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32Hey, we'll show it now, okay?
12:41You killed me, Wander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:04We're at the weight.
13:23I should go.
13:25So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:57Mm, my father, yes.
13:59Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:21Mmm.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:38Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there.
15:10What's up, motherfucker?
15:11All in there.
15:12What's up, motherfucker?
15:13Good voice.
15:14Hey.
15:15Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:16Be nice, funny.
15:17Be nice, dude.
15:18You fucking must love it.
15:19All in there.
15:20What's up, motherfucker?
15:21Good voice.
15:22Hey.
15:23Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:24Be nice, funny.
15:25Be nice, dude.
15:26You fucking must love it.
15:27All in there.
15:28What's up, motherfucker?
15:29All in there.
15:30What's up, motherfucker?
15:31Good voice.
15:32Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:33Be nice, funny.
15:34Be nice, dude.
15:35I fucking must love it.
15:36Did you see that game?
15:37Yeah, it was a straight up shit show.
15:38A debacle.
15:39Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:40Uh, I don't know.
15:41Nothing to me.
15:42That's for sure.
15:43I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:44Uh-uh.
15:45So you say this year, baby.
15:46We're fucking coming for you.
15:47Okay.
15:48Trust me.
15:49You look great in Sochi.
15:50You look great in Sochi.
15:51You look great in Sochi.
15:52You look great in Sochi.
15:53You look great in Sochi.
15:54You look great in Sochi.
15:55You look great in Sochi.
15:56You're this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:59Trust me.
16:00You look great in Sochi.
16:01Don't even stress.
16:02Oh, good one.
16:03Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Yeah.
16:44Woo-hoo!
16:45Yeah!
16:46Woo-hoo!
16:47Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
16:48Fuck yeah, he did.
16:49Yeah!
16:50Yeah!
16:51Woo-hoo!
16:52Yeah!
16:53Woo-hoo!
16:54Yeah!
16:55Woo-hoo!
16:56Yeah!
16:57Yeah!
16:58Woo-hoo!
16:59Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:02Fuck yeah, he did.
17:03Fuck yeah, he did.
17:04I'm just gonna go find the bathroom.
17:05Yeah!
17:06Yeah!
17:07Yeah!
17:08Woo-hoo!
17:09Yeah!
17:10Yeah!
17:11Yeah!
17:12Woo-hoo!
17:13Yeah!
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Fuck yeah, he did.
17:16I'm just gonna go find the bathroom.
17:20I'm just gonna run and find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45Not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine. Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:15No, I did not answer your boring text. Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:37You need to meet.
18:39Yes, father.
18:42The minister still wants to meet you today.
18:45No matter what you're doing.
18:49It's a shame for me.
18:50You have to be a shame for me.
18:52After yesterday's time, you won't win...
18:58Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:02And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it to this?
19:05Is it not sad to you?
19:06Not sad to you, father.
19:08But it's not that way.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame. It's not to justify the hopes that you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better now than when I was at home.
19:23Our team is damaged, the team is playing.
19:26Playing? What is this American absurd? What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:43Who is this to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She doesn't know how to do this.
19:53No, father.
19:57My mother died.
20:01Do you remember her?
20:02I was in the view of your mother.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:13Of course.
20:18We need to go to the night.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:26And we're ready.
20:27And you're ready.
20:29It's a long time, you're ready.
20:30You're ready?
20:31You're ready.
20:32You're ready.
20:32Of course.
20:33You're ready.
20:33You're ready.
20:34You're ready.
20:34I'm always the same.
20:36He's always the same.
20:38He's always the same.
20:40He's not in form.
20:42He's always the same.
20:44He needs to be taken.
20:46He's got a prize to all the America.
20:48He's got a good, good.
20:50He's got a good for you.
20:52Yeah?
20:54It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Lider.
21:00Lider.
21:02Lider.
21:04Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:06Ты же мой ангел.
21:08Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
21:10Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:12Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:14Я веду Лью в бар.
21:16Ему явно нужно еще один локал.
21:20Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:22С самого детства.
21:24Спасибо.
21:26Я ангел.
21:28Было бы здорово, если ты бы это запомнил.
21:30Я хочу выпить.
21:32Нет, но у меня что-то поинтереснее.
21:52Давненький, а Илья...
21:54Давненько, Саша.
22:04Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:06Я бы сказал спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:10Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею, ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:18Когда есть на что стоит обращать внимание.
22:22В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:24Не имеет?
22:26Почему ты так решила?
22:28Мой отец...
22:29Мой отец сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:31Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:35И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:41Правда?
22:42Да, правда.
22:43Ханты и адмиры не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Но Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:52В этом году?
22:53Да, в этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:01Она экстрессанс.
23:03А с травмированным вратарем далеко не уедешь.
23:06Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Души.
23:12Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить...
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго.
23:19Не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:27Так ты и выиграешь Кубок Сенни на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:33Нет, спасибо, мне пора спать.
23:38Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно.
23:44Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:47Увидимся больше никогда.
23:50Пока, папа.
23:57Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03Вау.
24:04Там классно.
24:05Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы?
24:11Это мал башки.
24:13Девушки.
24:14Просто прелесть.
24:17А мальчики?
24:21Ты же видел французских парней?
24:24Да, Илья?
24:25Да, Илья?
24:32Боже.
24:34Вообще ничего.
24:37Ты не уходишь, как они.
24:41Не шутишь.
24:43Не флиртуешь в ответе.
24:45В ответе.
24:49Раньше
24:51тебе веселее
24:56помнишь?
24:57Здесь?
25:10Серьезно?
25:12Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:16Если память меня не изменяет.
25:18Я…
25:22Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно.
25:36Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:38Нет.
25:50Ладно.
25:52Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:04Пока, Илья.
26:05Был рад тебя видеть.
26:24Капитан здесь.
26:26Да, да, да, да, да, да!
26:30Что я должен делать?
26:31Я не знаю.
26:32Мама сказала, что я пойду.
26:33Поведите.
26:37Поехали.
26:38Мама.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:44Fuck you, Hollander.
26:45You can barely even grow one.
26:46No, no.
26:47Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:48Fuck you, AJ.
26:49Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:50Stop.
26:51Boys, it's starting.
26:52Turn it up.
26:53It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:58You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break, a heartbreaking game
27:07for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here.
27:39At home.
27:40Tonight.
27:41As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:47our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:17I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:38The best probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:47And that is that.
28:49The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year from Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:0115 shots against.
29:02And obviously, the final match.
29:04Legend of LeMond!
29:09Download theableelli Pro, Justin, and AkiyWhat Post.
29:10Three.
29:11Three.
29:12Four.
29:13Those two lucas.
29:14bringen their ability.
29:15Three.
29:16Three.
29:17complete nuit Karstad.
29:18Three.
29:19Three.
29:20Three.
29:21Three.
29:22Three.
29:23Three.
29:24Six.
29:25Three.
29:26Two.
29:27Three.
29:28Four.
29:28Five.
29:30Two.
29:33Three.
29:34Three.
29:36One.
29:38Four.
29:39Three.
29:39Two.
29:39Two.
29:39free or what? Where the fuck were you, Ron? Five seconds. Yeah, 25 seconds. Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award. I was busy. It was who?
30:00But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:04Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What? Come on. When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine. But hurry up.
30:24Great. Give me your number. I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance. And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:34..and the Lord will be able to get the right.
30:36I'll text them to you.
30:38I'll text them to you.
30:40Oh, thanks.
30:41And then I'll text them to you.
30:43Sign up.
30:49I'll text them to you.
30:55Go to me.
30:56Go to me.
30:57Go to me.
30:58Go to me.
31:00Go to me.
31:01What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
32:01Maybe as nicely.
32:02I want you to suck my dick.
32:04I want you to suck my dick.
32:05Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:21Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34No.
32:45No.
32:49What?
32:50No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:59party after.
32:59And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:08maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck coming.
34:42Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
35:54Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:19This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:51Valkyrie's for after is your reward.
36:54I want to watch you.
36:56I have not been for after this.
37:03Oh, no.
37:04They're leaving.
37:05They're leaving home in sua head.
37:06They're leaving home.
37:07I know she's not going to have a lot of..."
37:07I know she's coming of one night.
37:08They're leaving home now.
37:09They're leaving home.
37:10They're leaving home.
37:11Yeah.
37:11They'll be living downtown really well.
37:12They're leaving home.
37:12They're leaving home.
37:13I will be here too.
37:14do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god all in their are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:09i need you what you know tell me
38:16you
38:20i need you
38:39so
38:46so
38:54so
39:01so
39:13so russia this year was something else
39:30it's intense there
39:36so are you heading back soon
39:43back
39:45to russia for the summer
39:47oh yes
39:50why
39:57what do you mean why
40:00do you have to
40:03there is no have to it's it's home
40:08yeah but i don't know is it safe
40:14what do you mean safe
40:17i don't know
40:19do you do you even like it there
40:23what difference does it make
40:31a pretty big one i think
40:34i need to sleep
40:42oh
40:43yeah me too i should
40:47so uh i'm off
40:57goodbye hollander
41:01i'm
41:18you
41:25I don't know.
41:55I don't know.
42:25I don't know.
42:55I don't know.
43:25I don't know.
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