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Heated Rivalry The Series
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in a good mood.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You bought a fit up.
01:03Shoot it up.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:16Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:21You think I'm pretty
01:26Let's go
01:51You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she made driver
02:10Get lost forever
02:13Get lost forever
02:17Get lost forever
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Good God
02:29You wanna play
02:29Close enough line
02:30Back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow we'll find
02:33I'm having a lot of games
02:35I'm having a lot of games
02:35I'm having a lot of games
02:37I hope you're gonna get out
02:39I'm having a lot of games
02:39I hope you're gonna get out
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out
02:47So I really hope you're gonna get out
02:50I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree at the top of the hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek
03:11All the power in your life
03:14You're washed up and relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing...
03:27Others go to hell
03:32I'm hiding
03:35You think I'm pretty
03:37You think I'm pretty
03:38Cool
03:39You say it's scary
03:40You're lost
03:41People don't do it
03:43This is the real world
03:44I know
03:45A new world
03:46In spite of everything
03:48And I guess there's just no city
03:50Nice try
03:52Now get out of the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see you
03:59You wanna be up
04:01You wanna be up
04:02Nice try
04:07Get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:18Hey
04:24If Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with
04:31Buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston
04:38You wanna see it
04:39No thanks
04:40Honestly guys it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah Mitty
04:43Go be weird somewhere else
04:44I'm not even now
04:46Whatever you need
04:48Yes then
04:48Hey Hollander
04:49Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time
04:52Oh Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight
05:00Well hockey is a complicated and nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:06And how about that other team
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning
05:17No I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks guys
05:19Mmhm
05:20Mmhmm
05:20Mmhmm
05:21Mmhmm
05:22Mmhmm
05:23Mmhmm
05:29Mmhmm
06:33Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:58Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:15No, you come here.
09:24No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:27No.
09:28Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47We think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:14Please don't go.
10:22Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Oh, seriously.
10:55Oh, she knows the fuck out.
10:59Is he okay?
11:00Okay.
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:25It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30Okay.
11:30It's all right.
11:53Are you?
11:54Oh, God.
11:56Oh, God.
11:57Oh.
12:02Oh.
12:04What the hell are you?
12:12What the hell are you?
12:17No, the bed is all dead.
12:25What?
12:26Shut up.
12:27Shut up.
12:33I'll show you now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait?
13:23I should go.
13:28So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Well, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mmm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:52I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:57My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's Medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:13Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:21Mm.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:26Okay.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:02A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:37Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fani.
15:42Be nice to fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby? We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in Silver, Fani. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Is your room how'd that smell?
16:05Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not gonna be here alone.
16:13Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:51Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
16:52Fuck yeah, he did.
16:54I'm just gonna go find the bathroom.
17:21Hey.
17:22I'm not here.
17:23No, I'm not.
17:24I saw you up here.
17:25I wanted to see you.
17:26I'm just gonna go find the bathroom.
17:27Hey.
17:28Hey.
17:29Hey.
17:30Hey.
17:31Hey.
17:32Hey.
17:33Hey.
17:34Hey.
17:35Hey.
17:36Hey.
17:37Hey.
17:38Hey.
17:39Hey.
17:41Hey.
17:42Hey.
17:43Hey.
17:44Hey.
17:45Hey.
17:46Hey.
17:47Hey.
17:48Hey.
17:49Hey.
17:50Hey.
17:51Hey.
17:52Hey.
17:53Hey.
17:54Hey.
17:56Hey.
17:57Hey.
17:58Hey.
17:59Hey.
18:00Hey.
18:01Hey.
18:02Hey.
18:03You Wrong.
18:04OK.
18:05Hey.
18:07Hey.
18:08Hey.
18:10What?
18:11Hey.
18:12Well, we didn't bill like you.
18:14Hey.
18:15Hey.
18:16Hey.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text. Now you go.
18:22Fine. Fuck.
18:37You need to meet.
18:38Yes, father.
18:42The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:44no matter what you are.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of me.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvii.
18:59LATVI.
19:01And he is still drinking.
19:03How did you do it to this?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, father.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a joke.
19:13It's not a joke.
19:14It's not a joke.
19:15It's not a joke.
19:16It's not a joke.
19:17It's not a joke that you showed up in the childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I was.
19:23Our guards are damaged.
19:24The team is playing.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from the childhood.
19:42Who's it to you?
19:43Who's it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She doesn't do this.
19:49No, father.
19:57Mom died.
20:00You remember me?
20:03I was in your eyes at your mother.
20:07Where's your mother?
20:08What?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30You ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:32I'm used to work with my padre.
20:33You're a good friend.
20:34Then you'm always sick.
20:35It's never even a good friend.
20:36I'm always suffering.
20:37But you're always behind me.
20:39You're a good friend.
20:40Well, you didn't have a job.
20:41But he's not in a position.
20:43He was a good friend.
20:44He's看看 him.
20:46I'll never have to go.
20:47He's a good friend, right?
20:48He's got lucky.
20:49He's really good for a secret.
20:50And he's a good friend.
20:52And he's very bad.
20:53Yes.
20:54Well, he's a good friend.
20:55He's always a problem.
20:56He's always a problem.
20:57He's a good friend.
20:58He's the leader.
20:59He's a good friend.
21:00I don't know how much you're talking about.
21:05I don't know how much you're talking about.
21:08You're my angel.
21:09You're talking about how much you're talking about.
21:11Especially when you're talking about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar and he's going to need one more cup.
21:21Look how she's going for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if you remember it.
21:30I want you to drink.
21:33I want you to drink.
21:34I want you to drink.
21:52There's Niki.
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I'd like to say thank you, but I know you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who've been a whole life son of a hockey coach, you've got to avoid this.
22:16I've been a lot of times when I'm a man.
22:19When I'm a man, I'm a man.
22:22I've been a man.
22:23If anything, it doesn't have to be a matter of it.
22:25It doesn't have to be a matter of it.
22:26It doesn't have to be a matter of it.
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:28My father…
22:29Your father is a fool!
22:30Who will ever kill you?
22:31You have to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you really care about the game, when you have a real chance to win this season.
22:41It's really a lie.
22:42Right?
22:43Yes.
22:44Yeah.
22:45Apparently Harner and Admiral won't go via New Jersey.
22:47And New Jersey will not go via Holland and Montreal.
22:51I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:52I think you'll win in this year in Montreal.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think that went wrong with her and her affected she's beaten in her.
23:00Why is it all you know?
23:01What do you know?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04Well, you're not going to get into the game.
23:07You're not going to get into the team.
23:09You're not going to show them.
23:11You're going to go.
23:13This is the Vostok.
23:14And then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago, not so much earlier.
23:21In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:24And they are good, but they are too young.
23:28So, you will win the Coupe Xen in a year earlier than I played with San Francisco.
23:36No, thank you. I'm not going to sleep.
23:38You need to be perfect for tomorrow.
23:41You always look perfect for tomorrow.
23:43Right. But you need to agree.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:52Well, what's your turn, Sash?
23:59There's a good place.
24:02I really love this place.
24:05The club…
24:07You have two ears.
24:08You have two ears.
24:09You have two ears.
24:10You have two ears.
24:11You have two ears.
24:13You have two ears.
24:14You have two ears.
24:15You have one.
24:16You have three ears.
24:17And boys, well, you've seen the French people, right, Elia?
24:32Oh my God, nothing.
24:37You don't know anything, you don't lie, you don't flirt at the answer.
24:47Oh my God.
24:50Rаньше ты был веселее.
24:57Помнишь?
25:09Здесь? Серьёзно?
25:12Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя. Если память меня не изменяет.
25:21Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:24Да, это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно, поехали куда-нибудь.
25:37Нет.
25:39Ладно.
25:41Я найду вечеринку.
25:42Окей.
25:43Пока, Илья.
25:44Был рад тебя видеть.
25:46Ладно, я найду вечеринку.
25:54Окей.
26:04Пока, Илья.
26:05Был рад тебя видеть.
26:07Был рад тебя видеть.
26:08Азагура.
26:12Буду eye Question.
26:22Аhotąć.
26:24Ах, ау, оптиodus.
26:26Хэргэхэхэхэхэхэхэхэхмэхэхэхэхэхэхэхэхэххэхэхэхэхэх.
26:27Gat! Gat! Gat! Gat!
26:29I just pulled him down. What? What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule? Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish him, Fred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ. Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop!
26:54Boys, it started.
26:56Turn it up. It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing. I need to win. Here. At home. Tonight.
27:41As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans. I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it. I've seen you fucking do it. I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:17I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup. Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah. You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:0115 shots against.
29:02And obviously.
29:07That's an animal!
29:09Woo!
29:11Woo!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:20Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:23Woo!
29:24Woo!
29:25Woo!
29:26Woo!
29:27Woo!
29:28Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:30Woo!
29:31Woo!
29:32Woo!
29:33Woo!
29:34Woo!
29:35Woo!
29:36Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:38Woo!
29:39Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:43Woo!
29:44Woo!
29:45Woo!
29:46Woo!
29:47Woo!
29:48Woo!
29:49Woo!
29:50Woo!
29:51Woo!
29:52Woo!
29:53Woo!
29:54Woo!
29:55Woo!
29:56Woo!
29:57Woo!
29:58Woo!
29:59Woo!
30:00most important thing is the friends we make along the way. Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you? What? Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy? Okay, fine,
30:16but hurry up. Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you. No chance.
30:28And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:58Well, what? What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff? You haven't answered a text from me in like six
31:24months. You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then
31:29it's for some fucking clown show. So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick. Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable. You suck my dick.
31:46Maybe as nicely.
32:09Please.
32:10If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:25Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick. Please.
32:34No.
32:45No.
32:45What?
32:45No.
32:46We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59party after. And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:08and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No. The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:37And let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck, Colleen.
34:12I'm going to be in this position.
34:30I'm going to be in this position.
34:40Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:10I'm going to be in this position.
35:17I'm going to be in this position.
35:22I'm going to be in this position.
35:29I'm going to be in this position.
35:41I'm going to be in this position.
35:48What?
35:49Just a lot of windows.
35:55I'm going to be in this position.
36:16Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander.
36:42I want to watch.
36:44I've never.
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
36:54Bye bye, blah.
36:56Bye, love, love.
37:04Offer up.
37:08Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:35Holding the cup.
37:37You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my god, Hollander.
37:55Fuck.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:08I need you.
38:14What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:20You.
38:24I need you.
38:27I need you.
38:28I need you.
38:28I need you.
38:30I need you.
38:31I need you.
38:32I need you.
38:32I need you.
38:33I need you.
38:33I need you.
38:34I need you.
38:34I need you.
38:35I need you.
38:35I need you.
38:36I need you.
38:36I need you.
39:07So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:37So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:50Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:07It's home.
40:08Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:41Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:55So, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01What the fuck?
41:06I'm over.
41:07I'm over.
41:08Let's go.
41:38Let's go.
42:08Let's go.
42:38Let's go.
43:08Let's go.
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