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00:01:31Come on.
00:01:36There.
00:01:37Put it down right here.
00:01:52All right.
00:01:57Let's see what you got.
00:02:00What the?
00:02:02You idiots.
00:02:06I can't believe you screwed this up.
00:02:09You let Johnny get away with the jewels.
00:02:11I did exactly what you said, Pop.
00:02:13You're a moron.
00:02:14I'd shoot you right now, but your mother would never forgive me.
00:02:19I never chose a life of crime.
00:02:22It was forced on me.
00:02:24So when I saw an opportunity to disappear, I took it.
00:02:28I took it.
00:02:29And welcome to Lake Arrowhead.
00:02:31You are now the proud new owner.
00:02:36My criminal days were in my rear view.
00:02:39A new start.
00:02:40A new life.
00:02:42A new me.
00:02:44My friend.
00:02:45I'll take you.
00:02:50Here you go.
00:02:52Hey.
00:02:53Hey.
00:02:54Hey.
00:02:55I got you.
00:02:56I got you.
00:02:57I got you.
00:03:17I'm Richard.
00:03:22Oh, my Athena.
00:03:45You want a cookie?
00:03:46Chicken flavor.
00:03:47Oh, look at that.
00:03:50Oh, I want this one, this one, and definitely this one, though.
00:04:00Samuel.
00:04:03Good to see you.
00:04:05You're getting taller, aren't you?
00:04:08Who's your friend?
00:04:09Oh, Alfonso.
00:04:11Meet Mr. Golden.
00:04:13He's the owner of this shop.
00:04:14Welcome to the world of infinite imagination.
00:04:20Would you like to live in a world of infinite imagination?
00:04:27Would you like to come and see what I see?
00:04:34There are endless possibilities for creation.
00:04:40Build and sculpt the world the way you want it to be.
00:04:45Your place is sick, sir.
00:04:49Sick.
00:04:50What does that mean, sick?
00:04:51Oh.
00:04:51I'm not sick.
00:04:52It means that he thinks this place is awesome.
00:04:55It what?
00:04:56It means he really likes this place.
00:04:58Okay, but I'm not sick.
00:04:59Oh, no.
00:05:00He wasn't saying that you're sick.
00:05:01He was just, he was saying this, like, sick is kind of what people say to just say this
00:05:08is cool.
00:05:09Is that what you're saying?
00:05:10Yeah.
00:05:10You sure?
00:05:11100%?
00:05:11Because I'm not sick.
00:05:13Nowadays, sick kind of means cool.
00:05:15Sick means cool.
00:05:16Yeah, so if you're sick, you're cool.
00:05:18Yeah, I'm cool, but I'm not sick.
00:05:20I'm kidding.
00:05:22I know what you're talking about.
00:05:23It's sick.
00:05:24This place is sick.
00:05:26Hear me a second.
00:05:27Hear me.
00:05:27I love this kid.
00:05:29Oh, morning, Sheriff.
00:05:34Oh, good morning, Mayor.
00:05:36Hey, I was wondering, how was that pie Rebecca made last night?
00:05:41You really want to know?
00:05:43Honesty is always the best policy, Sheriff.
00:05:46That's the worst pie I've ever had in my entire life.
00:05:48Ouch, that's brutal honesty.
00:05:50Serious, I'm thinking about bringing up attempted murder charges on it.
00:05:53You're a funny man, Sheriff.
00:05:54I gotta go.
00:05:54Laugh it up, Chuckles.
00:05:55It was worse going in than it was coming out.
00:05:58See you later.
00:05:59Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
00:06:00Oh, well, Merry Christmas to you, young man.
00:06:02Um, it's Happy Hanukkah.
00:06:04Oh, well, Happy Kwanzaa to you, too.
00:06:06I'm Jewish.
00:06:07Yeah, it's like a celebration of holidays.
00:06:09It was good seeing you.
00:06:09You, too.
00:06:10Bye.
00:06:11Yeah, see you later.
00:06:12I'm screwed that up.
00:06:14Wow, you added a captain.
00:06:18You have a memory like an elephant, Samuel.
00:06:21You were a captain once, weren't you?
00:06:23Yes, I was.
00:06:25But that was many lives ago.
00:06:26Hey, would you guys mind taking Athena for a walk?
00:06:31My old knees are acting up on me.
00:06:33Yeah, we would love to.
00:06:36You're gonna need that.
00:06:38Come on, Athena.
00:06:39Come on.
00:06:40How'd you like the toy shop?
00:07:04It was cool.
00:07:05He's an old guy.
00:07:05You know, that song thing, he actually never did that before.
00:07:10That was weird.
00:07:11Yeah, that was really weird.
00:07:13Hey, guys.
00:07:14Hey, Vanessa.
00:07:15We were just talking.
00:07:16About how much we miss hanging out with you.
00:07:20Aw, thanks, guys.
00:07:22I actually just got done with music camp, so I'm all free.
00:07:25We were actually gonna do a movie night again soon at my house if you wanted to come over.
00:07:29Yeah, for sure.
00:07:31Nice.
00:07:32What's your dog's name again?
00:07:34Oh, this is Diamond.
00:07:35The sweetest dog on the planet.
00:07:38Oh, no.
00:07:39Albert's back to it again.
00:07:44Get back.
00:07:47Get back.
00:07:48Get back.
00:07:49Get back.
00:07:49Get back.
00:07:53Better keep those dogs on a leash or they'll be next.
00:07:57Feel me?
00:07:58Hey, boss.
00:08:10Hey, Tommy.
00:08:11Hey, go.
00:08:12I'll see you.
00:08:12Nice to see you.
00:08:13Big guy, Fleck.
00:08:15Did somebody see you?
00:08:16No.
00:08:16He hasn't.
00:08:17But if he does, I'll be sure to drop him like a sack of potatoes.
00:08:21Oh, boy.
00:08:24Leon.
00:08:25Hey, Tony.
00:08:25Make us a couple of pies, extra cheese.
00:08:28Coming right up, boss.
00:08:30How you doing?
00:08:31What's up, Pop?
00:08:32Hey, boss.
00:08:33I hear you two geniuses may finally have a lead on our boy Johnny.
00:08:37We might.
00:08:39Yeah.
00:08:39Do you know a Nicky numbers?
00:08:40Yeah, I heard her numbers.
00:08:43What about her?
00:08:44Well, he said Johnny got her niece out in Rhode Island and that recently he gave up some information
00:08:49to the feds, like rat stuff.
00:08:52I didn't know Johnny had her niece.
00:08:54Yeah, and she lives out in Rhode Island.
00:08:55I heard that part already.
00:08:57Oh, stop being an idiot.
00:08:59It's embarrassing.
00:09:00She said he sent her a gift from some address in California.
00:09:05May I have a toy shop or something like that?
00:09:07Yeah, it's way up there.
00:09:09Interesting.
00:09:09At least we know he's still alive.
00:09:12Alive?
00:09:13Pay her a visit.
00:09:14Get the address and, uh, find out what you can.
00:09:19You got it, Pop.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:20We're on it.
00:09:20Let's go.
00:09:21Yeah, go.
00:09:21How was she?
00:09:30So cool.
00:09:31Thanks for laying us water.
00:09:33You bet.
00:09:35Alfonso, why don't you give Athena a treat?
00:09:40All right.
00:09:41Remember what I said, Samuel.
00:09:43Is that a girl?
00:09:44Athena is the key.
00:09:46Always remember that.
00:09:48Athena is the key.
00:09:51I like that.
00:09:52Athena is the key.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Whatever that means.
00:09:57Someday you'll know, young Samuel.
00:10:00Someday you'll know.
00:10:02Okay.
00:10:04Uh, bye.
00:10:06Bye, Mr. Paul.
00:10:07We'll see you later, fellas.
00:10:09Athena is...
00:10:11Thank you, God, for the food we're about to receive
00:10:16and for those less fortunate than us to receive
00:10:19for the nourishment of our bodies.
00:10:20In your holy and precious name we pray.
00:10:22Amen.
00:10:23Amen.
00:10:24So, how was school today, sweetie?
00:10:27Oh, fine.
00:10:29I went to the toy shop afterwards with Al.
00:10:31Well, as much as you're over there, son,
00:10:33you might as well start paying rent.
00:10:35I know.
00:10:37Hey, Dad, I really want the battleship he has.
00:10:41Mm-hmm.
00:10:41Is that so?
00:10:42Well, it's really cool.
00:10:44You can custom-paint it and everything for $50.
00:10:48Mm.
00:10:49Yeah.
00:10:50That's a bit expensive, don't you think?
00:10:52Well, maybe it can be my Christmas gift.
00:10:54Oh, no, I already got your Christmas gift.
00:10:56It's a for sale sign for the presents you got from last year.
00:10:59I'm kidding.
00:11:04I'm kidding.
00:11:13Hello.
00:11:14I'm looking for Oscar Golden.
00:11:16May I ask who's speaking?
00:11:18Uh, well, I just, uh, wanted to check you out.
00:11:21I'm from out of town.
00:11:22And, uh, I wanted to come down to your shop.
00:11:24Are you always there?
00:11:26Okay.
00:11:27May I ask what you're looking for?
00:11:29Well, I'll look around, this and that.
00:11:31Your number came up as private.
00:11:33Where are you calling from?
00:11:36Uh, Denver.
00:11:38Denver.
00:11:41Okay, uh, what's your name?
00:11:45Uh, Jeff.
00:11:46Jeff.
00:11:48Okay, Jeff, I will look forward to meeting you at my shop.
00:11:54Yeah, us, too.
00:11:57Yeah, you take care, too.
00:12:00You take care, too, Jeff.
00:12:05That's him.
00:12:06Recognize his voice.
00:12:08That's him.
00:12:08Oh, God.
00:12:19Oh, God.
00:12:20Oh, God.
00:12:20Oh, God.
00:12:21Oh, God.
00:12:23Oh, God.
00:12:24Oh, God.
00:12:30Yeah, so forensics is done with the photographs, right?
00:12:32Excuse me, Sheriff.
00:12:33We just got hit back on that gun we found.
00:12:34Uh, what's going on, Dad?
00:12:40Dad?
00:12:41Second.
00:12:41What's going on?
00:12:43What happened?
00:12:46Come here, son.
00:12:47Dad?
00:12:47I'm sorry.
00:12:48Oh, God.
00:12:49I'm sorry.
00:12:53Mr. Golden died.
00:12:55Oh!
00:12:55I'm sorry.
00:12:57Oh, God.
00:12:57I'm sorry.
00:12:58I'm sorry.
00:12:58I'm sorry.
00:12:59No.
00:13:00No.
00:13:00No.
00:13:00I know.
00:13:03Dad!
00:13:05Dad!
00:13:06Dad!
00:13:06I know, son.
00:13:09Dad!
00:13:10I know, son.
00:13:13Excuse me, boss.
00:13:15Martha says she can't do it for that price.
00:13:18All right.
00:13:19I'm going to have to talk to her tomorrow.
00:13:21Okay, thanks.
00:13:25Son of a broken bridge.
00:13:27Pops, you're not going to believe this.
00:13:28Yeah, what is it?
00:13:30It's Johnny.
00:13:34That's Johnny the touch, all right?
00:13:35Johnny the touch.
00:13:38In other news, notorious gangster Johnny the touch Lester.
00:13:42Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:13:43Was found dead two days ago in Lake Arrowhead, California.
00:13:46Living the double life as a toy shop owner.
00:13:49Johnny the touch is best known as the primary suspect and mastermind
00:13:53behind an enormous bank heist eight years ago.
00:13:56All right.
00:13:56At New York National Bank Trust.
00:13:57Listen up, you two.
00:13:59You better be on that first plane out of here to California.
00:14:02A million dollars.
00:14:03You do whatever you can to find those tools, you understand?
00:14:07Frankie, do not let me down.
00:14:10I'm counting on you, Frankie.
00:14:12You got it, Pop.
00:14:13We're on it.
00:14:13Yeah.
00:14:16Gin rummy.
00:14:17Gin rummy.
00:14:19Martin Gorsese here has gin rummy.
00:14:21Now, the jewels that were stolen from the federally insured bank in the state of New York
00:14:26and believed to be linked to Johnny the touch have yet to be found.
00:14:30This is bad.
00:14:32This is all really bad.
00:14:35When word gets out that all those jewels are somewhere in our town,
00:14:39we're going to have every treasure hunter coming out of the woodworks looking for them.
00:14:43It's going to be a heck of a lot of people.
00:14:45What should we do about it?
00:14:47Prepare.
00:14:50Call in Charlie and Mike.
00:14:52Them come in for backup.
00:14:53Hell, even Hank, too.
00:14:55You sure you want Hank, Sheriff?
00:14:58Yeah, I know Hank's got a temper.
00:15:02But, uh,
00:15:02I don't want to get slammed without enough support.
00:15:06You got it.
00:15:07Yeah, I got to go.
00:15:08All right.
00:15:08I've been reading on the wills today.
00:15:13Heard there was some hot shot attorney flying in from New York this morning.
00:15:19Apparently Sam's name is mentioned.
00:15:22He's supposed to be getting something.
00:15:24If we're lucky, it'll be that battlefield toy he's been asking for.
00:15:29Knowing my luck, it'll probably be that damn dog.
00:15:32You know what I'm saying?
00:15:32Ha ha.
00:15:38So, where are all the others?
00:15:41Which others?
00:15:43For the reading of the will?
00:15:44I'm sorry?
00:15:45I'm sure there's more people parting to the will.
00:15:48Mr. Jacobs, you don't seem to understand.
00:15:51Sheriff Jacobs.
00:15:52Why it is that you're here, Sheriff?
00:15:55Well, hopefully for the battlefield.
00:15:57How old are you, young man?
00:16:03Thirteen, sir.
00:16:05For a thirteen-year-old who has just inherited an entire toy shop,
00:16:11I think you're doing pretty well.
00:16:13Excuse me.
00:16:14Is this some kind of joke?
00:16:16Here.
00:16:19There's something else for you.
00:16:23Sure, I'll do this.
00:16:24Take care of my sweet Athena?
00:16:28It's in the will.
00:16:30We're not gonna take no doubt.
00:16:31Johnny, you get no shot.
00:16:33Let me ask you a question.
00:16:35Why'd they call him Johnny the Touch?
00:16:37He had the steadiest hands in the business.
00:16:40The Touch.
00:16:41He was a safe cracker, Sheriff.
00:16:44Nice.
00:16:45No, Samuel, that is not nice.
00:16:49Apparently, our Mr. Golden was a criminal.
00:16:54You know what?
00:16:57We can keep the dog outside.
00:16:59But she's an indoor dog, Mom.
00:17:01No.
00:17:01In this house, she is an outdoor dog.
00:17:03What?
00:17:04Look at her.
00:17:05She's the sweetest dog ever.
00:17:07She wants to be indoors.
00:17:09Sorry, honey.
00:17:11You can't understand what we're saying, Sam.
00:17:14Athena does.
00:17:16Oh, is that right?
00:17:17Oh, well.
00:17:18Hey, Athena.
00:17:19Let me show you to your new room out in the great outdoors.
00:17:22What?
00:17:23No, Dad!
00:17:24Are you seriously gonna make her sleep outside?
00:17:27Please, Dad, stop.
00:17:30All right, then.
00:17:31She's your responsibility.
00:17:33That means you feed her, you bathe her, you pick up her poop.
00:17:37And if not, she's out.
00:17:38I mean it.
00:17:39You got it?
00:17:40Got it.
00:17:41It's a big dog, son.
00:17:42It's a big poop.
00:17:43Yeah, it's not gonna be easy.
00:17:44That's right.
00:17:45And she's gonna cost us a lot of money.
00:17:47We are barely making it by on what you bring in.
00:17:51Mortgage, as late as it is.
00:17:53Well, what if we sell my shop?
00:17:56All right, everybody, slow down.
00:17:58All right?
00:17:59I heard there's some people, uh, contesting the will today.
00:18:02So let's see what happens.
00:18:04What does that mean?
00:18:06What does what mean?
00:18:07Contesting.
00:18:09Uh, it's a legal term for, um, stopping it from happening.
00:18:13They don't think you deserve it, son.
00:18:15But we'll see.
00:18:17All right?
00:18:20Hey, Athena, let me come show you something really cool.
00:18:22This is what we call the dog house.
00:18:24This is where your mama puts me in sometimes.
00:18:26Here we go.
00:18:27You guys good?
00:18:28Everybody ready?
00:18:28All right.
00:18:35Nice.
00:18:38So, bro, do you actually get the toy shop?
00:18:45Yep.
00:18:46And all the toys in it?
00:18:47Yep.
00:18:48That's so lit.
00:18:50I can't believe you actually left it all to you.
00:18:53I can.
00:18:54Oscar really loves Samuel.
00:18:55Like his son, almost.
00:18:56Yeah, I miss him.
00:18:59So, that old dude left you the toy shop?
00:19:03Big deal.
00:19:03It is a big deal, dirt bag.
00:19:06Dirt bag?
00:19:08My dad said they're not going to let you have it anyways.
00:19:11The town is going to contest the will.
00:19:14The guy was a thief.
00:19:15For the mob.
00:19:17Bro, is that possible?
00:19:18Hey, El Chapo.
00:19:19My dad's the best lawyer in San Bernardino County.
00:19:22And he said so.
00:19:23Yeah.
00:19:23Best out of five lawyers total.
00:19:25Well, you ain't getting the toy shop anyways, loser.
00:19:28Well, let them try and take it from me.
00:19:30Mi papa lo dijo.
00:19:32I'm sorry.
00:19:33We don't speak Mexican.
00:19:35It's called Spanish, you moron.
00:19:36Mexican ain't a language.
00:19:38Okay.
00:19:38See you later.
00:19:39Dumb, dumb, and dumber.
00:19:42See you around, losers.
00:19:43Do you guys hear about the town hall meeting later?
00:19:49For what?
00:19:50Has to do with the toy shop.
00:19:51What about the toy shop?
00:19:53Has something to do with the will and a gangster, they said.
00:19:55I don't understand.
00:19:57Why would Johnny choose this dumpy little tent?
00:20:01He had all those jewels.
00:20:02He could have went anywhere he wanted.
00:20:04Yeah, but with Johnny, it wasn't about the jewels.
00:20:07It was about the challenge of cracking the safe.
00:20:09I'm not following.
00:20:10Remember the mansion heist?
00:20:11Sure.
00:20:13And how proud he was of that work he was doing?
00:20:15Yeah.
00:20:16So?
00:20:17For weeks, he was talking about I was the new Titan safe.
00:20:20It was impenetrable.
00:20:22All I'm saying is, I would have went to the Bahamas, Fiji, something with a beach, hot chicks in bikinis.
00:20:30I mean, Lake Arrowhead?
00:20:32There he is, right there.
00:20:33How do you know?
00:20:35The kid's father, he's the sheriff in this town.
00:20:37And there's the feds.
00:20:42How do you know?
00:20:44Who else wears their monkey suits like that?
00:20:47Accountants, for sure.
00:20:48CPAs, lawyers, definitely.
00:20:50These guys down on Wall Street, they run coffee in suits.
00:20:54Come on, let me ask you a serious question.
00:20:56Your parents, they dropped you when you were a kid or something?
00:20:59No.
00:21:01I mean, not that I can remember.
00:21:05Hi.
00:21:06Let's go find a kid in this mall while he's still in the meet.
00:21:09Is this the man who racked the buffet at the Herald Club today?
00:21:14Is this the man who leaps out of a plate glass window at Victor Maitland's office?
00:21:20Is this the man who foiled Detective Taggart and Rosemond with a banana?
00:21:26Rosewood.
00:21:28Isn't that Beverly Hills Cop?
00:21:31No.
00:21:32Pretty sure it is.
00:21:33No, it's definitely not Beverly Hills Cop.
00:21:35I'm Agent Yorn.
00:21:36This is Agent Matters.
00:21:37We're here to cooperate with you gentlemen fully.
00:21:40As you know, my son is the sole beneficiary of the estate.
00:21:43We're aware.
00:21:44Yeah, we know.
00:21:46We're aware of this.
00:21:47It's called intelligence, Sheriff Jacobs.
00:21:50It's what the I stands for in FBI.
00:21:52There's a lot of money at stake.
00:21:54The jewels were federally insured.
00:21:56Our job is to find them and bring them back.
00:21:59We don't care about your toy shop.
00:22:01Ah, we don't care about your silly little reindeer games.
00:22:03We've offered a $250,000 reward for the person or persons who finds them or gives us a tip so we find them.
00:22:12I got a tip for you, Sheriff.
00:22:13Don't eat yellow snow.
00:22:14That's a lot of money.
00:22:14The jewels are worth upwards of $10 million.
00:22:17$1 billion.
00:22:19Enough to outfit the entire hip-hop community.
00:22:21Talking Kool Moe D, Big Daddy Kane, KRS-One.
00:22:26You know, the good stuff.
00:22:28We're talking about the culture, son.
00:22:30Perhaps you've heard of it?
00:22:31If someone were to find the jewels, why would they, uh, why would they turn them in?
00:22:36It's a federal offense.
00:22:37Punishable by death.
00:22:3820 years in prison.
00:22:38Death by firing squad.
00:22:40So if there's anything you want to share?
00:22:42This is the right time to share.
00:22:44This is a sharing space.
00:22:46Feel safe.
00:22:47Feel like you can open up, you know?
00:22:50Put your feet up on the desk.
00:22:51It's your desk.
00:22:51Now would be the time.
00:22:52Now would be the time.
00:22:54It's clear here, Jones.
00:23:08Look at this.
00:23:38Small town.
00:23:43Uh, who are they?
00:23:46Uh, just, I think, uh, okay.
00:23:50Hey, Athena.
00:23:53Uh, you know Athena?
00:23:55Sure.
00:23:56Johnny, uh, I mean Oscar, who's my uncle.
00:24:00I remember Athena when she was just a weirdo puppy.
00:24:03Ain't that right, big girl?
00:24:04Your uncle?
00:24:06Yeah, we're from the East Coast.
00:24:07Well, she doesn't seem to remember you.
00:24:10Yeah, it's been a while.
00:24:12What are you guys exactly doing here?
00:24:14Well, when we heard about Uncle Oscar dying, we figured we'd show up and help in any way
00:24:18that we can.
00:24:19Yeah, we wanted to come pay our respects and condolences.
00:24:24Hey, you got keys to that toy shop, right?
00:24:26Maybe you got keys to that toy shop, right?
00:24:27Maybe you could bring us over there one last time.
00:24:30You know, my uncle, he loved you kids.
00:24:33Uh, sorry.
00:24:35Uh, we actually need to get going.
00:24:38My mom needed us back home.
00:24:41Sorry, Thomas.
00:24:42Come, come on, let's get better.
00:24:45All right, we'll see you around.
00:24:48See the key on that multi-neck?
00:24:50I sure did.
00:24:51I bet you that's the key that was safe somewhere.
00:24:54Bet it is.
00:24:55Settle down, people.
00:25:07Please, can we settle down?
00:25:11Thank you all for coming.
00:25:13Before we take any questions, I need to say a few words.
00:25:16I noticed that there are a lot of out-of-towners here tonight.
00:25:20And while we welcome you to our wonderful town,
00:25:23one thing we will not tolerate is to let this get out of hand.
00:25:28We will handle this in a civil and orderly way.
00:25:31We heard that there was a $250,000 reward.
00:25:37Yes, that is correct.
00:25:39Well, why would we return the jewels if we found them?
00:25:42Okay, people.
00:25:44I'm Federal Agent Yorn.
00:25:46This is Federal Agent Matters.
00:25:48Now, the jewels you are looking for are property for the United States government.
00:25:52Any attempt to try and keep them for yourselves is punishable.
00:25:57By 20 years in federal penitentiary.
00:26:00Those jewels belong to the United States government.
00:26:03Any attempt to steal or withhold them is a federal crime.
00:26:07Most of you here know me.
00:26:09I'm the town sheriff if you don't.
00:26:11Anyone breaking the law will go to jail.
00:26:15There will be no civil unrest tolerated at all.
00:26:19What does that even mean?
00:26:21It means if you step out of line or you interfere with these gentlemen here trying to recover the jewels,
00:26:27you will not pass go.
00:26:29You will not collect $200.
00:26:30You will go directly to jail.
00:26:33I hope I'm understood.
00:26:33I have a question.
00:26:36Francesca Quellone, in Italia delle News.
00:26:39Why do you think it was so easy for a man who was a part of the mafia to hide completely unnoticed for so many years in this town?
00:26:47That's a really good question.
00:26:49Literally, come on.
00:26:50Okay, let's just settle and remain calm.
00:26:58Please.
00:26:59Okay, everybody.
00:26:59That's it.
00:27:00Thank you all for coming.
00:27:02Oh, and please don't forget to sign up for this year's Christmas Talent Showcase.
00:27:06For those of you who are interested, we have forms in the back.
00:27:10There's the house.
00:27:12Let's go around the back.
00:27:13What are we going to do, Frankie?
00:27:14We're going to get that dog.
00:27:16The dog's got a key around its neck.
00:27:18I'm thinking that key is the key to a box or a safe or something that's got our jewels in it.
00:27:25What are you waiting for, Frankie?
00:27:26Let's get that key.
00:27:27Your mother definitely dropped it when you were a kid.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:48Go, girl.
00:27:49Go, lay down.
00:27:50What are you doing?
00:27:51I can't see the TV.
00:27:53Oh, my gosh.
00:27:54Tell her to move.
00:27:56Athena, go.
00:27:57Go.
00:27:57Move, Athena.
00:27:58Help me.
00:28:00Come on, Athena.
00:28:01Come on, Athena.
00:28:03Good girl.
00:28:04All right.
00:28:04Good girl.
00:28:05Here you go.
00:28:06Come on.
00:28:06No.
00:28:07No.
00:28:07Come on.
00:28:08Come on.
00:28:09Come on.
00:28:10All right.
00:28:13It's over.
00:28:14That's better.
00:28:34That was mean.
00:28:36That was a funny part.
00:28:53It's over.
00:29:01No.
00:29:03It's over.
00:29:04No.
00:29:05It's over.
00:29:06It's over.
00:29:12It's over.
00:29:14It's over.
00:29:15It's over.
00:29:16What would it be?
00:29:18Oh, hey, baby, how are you?
00:29:34Uncle Tony, you remember me?
00:29:38Come to Uncle Tony, come on.
00:29:43Come on, it's going to be okay.
00:29:48Come on, it's going to be okay.
00:29:53Quiet!
00:30:00Athena, quiet!
00:30:05She's miserable.
00:30:06We have to get her.
00:30:08Fine.
00:30:10Go get her, Al.
00:30:11After my show.
00:30:13Just go get her.
00:30:18Oh, shit.
00:30:32Oh, fuck.
00:30:34Athena!
00:30:36Athena!
00:30:38Athena!
00:30:39Guys, she's gone.
00:30:47What do you mean she's gone?
00:30:49The sliding door is open.
00:30:51You left the sliding door open?
00:30:53Idiot.
00:30:54No, I didn't.
00:30:58Oh, my God.
00:31:05Athena!
00:31:06Athena!
00:31:08Athena!
00:31:09The gate's open.
00:31:11This is bad.
00:31:13This is really bad.
00:31:14Who left the gate open?
00:31:19It wasn't us.
00:31:21Sheriff, we swear we don't know.
00:31:24You think somebody might have came into the backyard?
00:31:26No.
00:31:27I think it's possible our son is irresponsible.
00:31:29You brought the dog home.
00:31:30This is on you, David.
00:31:31Oh, come on.
00:31:32Kathy, you know that's not fair.
00:31:33We'll put up signs.
00:31:34We can look for her in the morning.
00:31:36No, no, no, no.
00:31:36There's too many people running around.
00:31:39I'll put the word out, but no signs.
00:31:41Last thing we need is for her to get doggy-napped.
00:31:44Dog-napped?
00:31:45Why would they do that?
00:31:46Desperate people do desperate things.
00:31:49Don't worry, son.
00:31:50We'll find her.
00:31:58What do you mean the dog got away?
00:32:00What dog?
00:32:01Got away.
00:32:02You know, it just got away.
00:32:03We tried to chase it.
00:32:04The dog's too damn fast.
00:32:05Why are you chasing a dog, Frankie?
00:32:07It's Johnny's dog.
00:32:08He's got a key around its neck, and it just got away from us.
00:32:11All right.
00:32:12You shoot it if you need to.
00:32:15It's just, you know.
00:32:16Get the dog.
00:32:17Find the key.
00:32:19And get the jewel.
00:32:20It's the size of a woolly mammoth.
00:32:22And you put a bullet in woolly mammoth.
00:32:24End of story.
00:32:25No, but we don't got heat on us out here, Pop.
00:32:28I send you out there to do a job, and you fail me like this.
00:32:32I'm really disappointed in you.
00:32:34All right, Dad, relax.
00:32:35I got it under control.
00:32:37We're going to find the dog and the jewels.
00:32:39Don't worry about it.
00:32:40I'm coming out there.
00:32:41You don't need to do that.
00:32:42We got it covered.
00:32:43For eight years, that rat has eluded me.
00:32:48And now, I mean, I can't believe it.
00:32:52He up and dies on me.
00:32:54I'm coming out there.
00:32:55I want my jewels.
00:32:57All good.
00:33:04All good.
00:33:04Athena!
00:33:05Athena!
00:33:06If you were a dog, where would you go?
00:33:20To where I know best?
00:33:22You're a genius, Vanessa!
00:33:24Let's go to the toy shop!
00:33:29What's up, Pop?
00:33:43How's your flight?
00:33:44I hate flying!
00:33:46I can't believe you got me all the way out here to do your job!
00:33:49You!
00:33:50Get in the back!
00:33:59Get out of here!
00:34:06You hungry, boss?
00:34:09No, I'm not hungry!
00:34:12Are you hungry?
00:34:13I'm hungry.
00:34:14Then drink water!
00:34:15Frankie, you hungry?
00:34:16Nobody's hungry!
00:34:19Will you stop asking questions?
00:34:21You know why I'm down here?
00:34:22To fix your mistakes!
00:34:24Both of you!
00:34:25Are you hungry?
00:34:27I'm hungry.
00:34:27Then drink water.
00:34:29Frankie, are you hungry?
00:34:31Nobody's hungry.
00:34:32Will you stop asking questions?
00:34:34You know why I'm down here?
00:34:35To fix your mistakes.
00:34:37Both of you.
00:34:39What's up, big man?
00:34:40Looking for the gems?
00:34:42No bulbs.
00:34:42Fire bulbs.
00:34:43Bulbs, yeah.
00:34:44That's destruction of private property.
00:34:45No, no.
00:34:46Get your big butt over here.
00:34:47I told you I didn't steal any gems.
00:34:49I'm here to be Santa Claus in the talent show.
00:34:51I'm Rich Braco.
00:34:52Quiet, dingle.
00:34:53Hey, get Santa Claus and his elf booked in the cell, Hank.
00:34:58Got it, boss.
00:34:59It's Sheriff, Hank.
00:35:00Copy that, Sheriff.
00:35:02End of this cell, you go.
00:35:03So unfair.
00:35:04Why?
00:35:05Go on the naughty list.
00:35:06Hey, man.
00:35:08Hey, man.
00:35:08I didn't even realize you put the date there.
00:35:15Hey, Justine.
00:35:16I'm going to get all the files we have on the toy shop.
00:35:19Yeah, of course.
00:35:20I can get that for you.
00:35:21Thank you, darling.
00:35:23Hey, Sheriff.
00:35:34Sheriff.
00:35:34Yes, ma'am.
00:35:35You won't believe it.
00:35:37All the townspeople are loving this.
00:35:39The hotel rooms are full, and you know Maggie at the diner?
00:35:42She said they've never been busier.
00:35:46It's starting to...
00:35:47Wait a minute.
00:35:50What did all these people do?
00:35:52Nothing.
00:35:53I'm supposed to be Santa, Mayor.
00:35:54I'm not supposed to be in here.
00:35:55Petty theft, concealed weapons, trespassing.
00:35:58And destruction of private property.
00:36:00That's a lie.
00:36:01Here's the name of you.
00:36:03Hey, please walk in.
00:36:03That's not good.
00:36:06I know.
00:36:07I just hope all of this will be over and done with before our Christmas talent showcase.
00:36:13Well, I'm afraid we're going to need some reinforcements, Mayor.
00:36:17Keep me posted.
00:36:18We've scoured the toy store.
00:36:21Found.
00:36:21Nothing.
00:36:23We have to find this dog.
00:36:24Apparently we understand that the dog has a key around its neck.
00:36:29Christopher Walken.
00:36:30Nope.
00:36:32No?
00:36:33Who's that?
00:36:34Earlier, you didn't sound like that.
00:36:35I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
00:36:38I've spoken like this my whole life.
00:36:41Agents, she is currently missing.
00:36:44Missing?
00:36:44Yes.
00:36:44How is that possible?
00:36:47Well, apparently someone broke into our house last night and tried to take her.
00:36:51What?
00:36:52What?
00:36:53When?
00:36:54Last night.
00:36:55Maybe your team can help us find her.
00:36:57The Bureau sent all the other agents back.
00:37:00Only you and myself remain.
00:37:02And why is that?
00:37:03Ah, we're the best, obviously.
00:37:05However, the Bureau also feels as though the jewels may not be there.
00:37:11And it has been eight years.
00:37:13I see.
00:37:14What were you during that time?
00:37:15The Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau of the Bureau
00:37:45you know i hate california the weather's always the same
00:37:51jeez i'm getting hungry you're always hungry so i'm thinking the diamonds are in that toy shop
00:37:59that's the only spot johnny was all the time i agree how do we get in there it's like four months
00:38:05diner's a good choice maybe we're gonna go in through the diner your putz grab some food you
00:38:11know a couple drinks i'm gonna grab your throat one minute we can stop and get a sandwich maybe
00:38:15hey remember that guy the guy we're using connecticut with the uh fbi ids oh mike yeah mike
00:38:29he's done he's locked up he's doing 20 years for fortune that's too bad that's too bad i'm buying
00:38:35guys hey you shut up i'm actually pretty excited to go in the toy shop yeah i can't wait to sell toys
00:38:42look it's the kids wait hold up i gotta turn my shit real quick
00:38:45those kids that's the kid that johnny left everything to samuel jacobs
00:38:53yeah they think johnny's all right i see okay then i'll be as long as well
00:39:04good pop i like it you like it you like it yeah it's funny you think that's funny i do
00:39:13okay come on let's go talk
00:39:16hurry up dude hi sammy you're samuel right yeah who are you
00:39:32sammy sammy it's uncanny how you're part of the family let's do the fan dammy come on sammy
00:39:47we love you sammy
00:39:50uh do i know you i'm don i'm johnny's brother i mean oscar um we called him johnny because he'd
00:40:05like to watch the tonight show with johnny carson johnny who uh never mind it's before you were born
00:40:12uh mr golden never said he had a brother well we're stepbrothers actually same father i mean this
00:40:19is exciting isn't it i mean all this hoopla going on in your little town people just love a treasure
00:40:27am i right so what are you doing here we're here to help our grieving uh johnny's grieving niece
00:40:34that's right from rhode island from rhode island you knew oscar when he was cracking safes right
00:40:40hey that's right heard he was pretty good pretty good he was the best he was the best all right
00:40:49you're here for the jewels aren't you what's yours what jewels are you talking about i don't know
00:40:55anything about any jewels you know something about the jewels not me yeah you know don't be a wise guy kid
00:41:01oh jeez oh i don't know anything about any jewels well we've got things to do hey don't forget
00:41:13okay sammy sammy deuces deuces deuces what's deuces chris brown this is wild chris brown
00:41:22kid shoots crap those kids know something pop they know something yeah they know something but
00:41:28they're not talking whoa oh i'd like to go in please i'm sorry sammy they ain't letting nobody in here
00:41:34right now he owns it though listen i understand who he is but they say it can't nobody other than law
00:41:41enforcement go in right now his dad is the sheriff i understand that listen only way you're getting up in
00:41:47here is that the sheriff marching here which other than that forget about it wow top flight security at
00:41:53its best where day day at not funny oh get on out of here get go get on out gosh crazy kids
00:42:17we need to find athena it's getting really cold outside and it's probably gonna snow what if she
00:42:40hasn't eaten she's probably really lonely it's all my fault if we hadn't put her in the side room
00:42:50because she was bothering us even though she really wasn't if anything happens to her it's on me
00:42:58god i feel terrible it's not your fault son yes it is can we go outside can we like get a helicopter in
00:43:07here or something a helicopter sam come calm down well what if somebody finds her before us what if
00:43:15like you said somebody dog naps her i may never see her again sam i need you to stop this this is not
00:43:24going to help her i don't care about the toy shop and all the toys in it all i want for christmas
00:43:33is athena back heck i'll give all the toys away just to get my dog back safe i just want to see athena
00:43:43again it's going to be okay sam we'll find her son we'll find her
00:43:52can i get your doggy
00:44:01come here
00:44:03in the daddy yes
00:44:07so you're going anywhere and he's got you this time baby you're going to the path
00:44:14gotcha you can't escape the dog catcher
00:44:19don't try to get your doggy let's go
00:44:22that hit the spot yep that was pretty good everything's good for you
00:44:27no it's a little something to eat oh it's a cute little doggy what's her name it's beyonce
00:44:33yeah you should call her sasha fierce i'm sorry about that guys
00:44:42you guys have a good night thank you you too watch your step it's slippery thank you
00:44:46watch out yeah this way i took your finger on i know oh there's the mutt right there
00:44:52shit come on look let's go let's go get her come on
00:45:00okay don't let her get away
00:45:06go go go get up closer come on closer i'm gonna shoot her from the car that's not nice
00:45:12shut up who would i tell you frankie don't let her get away
00:45:17go as fast as i can get up close go go go go go
00:45:21go
00:45:22we gotta drive on mars the roads are slippery
00:45:28move man there
00:45:39go
00:45:42god damn it she got away she went into the forest boss look
00:45:54that's blood all right i think i got her
00:46:09i think i'm going to get her out of the forest
00:46:18hey wow wow wow this is a pleasant surprise everything all right
00:46:24well since the fbi left and the town was spinning out sam was thinking maybe we put out flyers for
00:46:32athena
00:46:33uh is that what you really want to do son i'd like to do something
00:46:45looky here when i married your mother and adopted you i took on the responsibility to protect and
00:46:54take care of you both now you have that same responsibility for athena
00:47:01so you know what we're gonna do
00:47:02what do you save and go find her sound good yeah
00:47:12excuse me sir have you seen my dog do i look like a dog catcher to you come on you see this drip
00:47:18beat it kid excuse you
00:47:23hey why don't you two go put some flyers on the cars and we're gonna go this way
00:47:27okay ready
00:47:28excuse me
00:47:34hi have you have you seen this dog yeah i've seen that dog really when
00:47:40saw on the security camera last night with some other dog she's knocking over my bins eating scraps
00:47:45she made this whole mess i'm really sorry but do you know where they went
00:47:49she said something about going to disneyland
00:47:58good luck kid
00:48:01hey look at me at least we know she's okay right yeah this is good news
00:48:11don't worry we're gonna find her i promise come here
00:48:15don't worry we're gonna find her that's good news
00:48:17let's go
00:48:19let's go
00:48:21let's go
00:48:23let's go
00:48:25let's go
00:48:27let's go
00:48:29let's go
00:48:31let's go
00:48:33let's go
00:48:39let's go
00:48:41let's go
00:48:43let's go
00:48:54let's go
00:49:05let's go
00:49:07let's go
00:49:12well we heard athena's with another dog so at least she's not alone
00:49:15why don't we rest here for a little bit and then we can we can go this way let's stick together
00:49:20i hope she's okay
00:49:22i'm sure athena's really scared i feel horrible about all this everyone's looking for athena and
00:49:29it's only my fault she's lost in the first place
00:49:33mine too it's not just your fault samuel
00:49:37athena
00:49:38athena
00:49:42athena
00:49:43come on
00:49:45hey
00:49:46oh my god
00:49:52hey you found her hey we need to get her to the vet she's bleeding oh yeah all right
00:49:56come on come on get on the back come on come on come on come on come on
00:50:00let me get you going all right let's go come on come on
00:50:04watch your leg watch your leg watch your leg okay all right let me just get this in here
00:50:09hey doc how are we looking i think she's gonna be okay that's good to hear we're just wrapping up
00:50:24her bandages and i'll bring her right out i'm just happy you brought her here when you did thanks doc
00:50:29there we have it huh hey
00:50:40oh we got to get into that toy shop so pop listen i'm thinking with christmas coming a lot of people
00:50:49are going to be leaving most of the feds they left already so by christmas everybody else probably
00:50:55gonna be out of here that's in two days i know when christmas is you dope
00:51:03better figure out how to get rid of the security guard maybe we should just struggle
00:51:08you know when he falls asleep we slip inside put in a sandwich maybe
00:51:15brilliant i could kiss you right now that a boy tony can i have your sandwich instead
00:51:25there she is
00:51:33wait we almost forgot about the town meeting
00:51:38okay everyone i'm not sure why the sheriff isn't here yet but we should get started
00:51:43okay well i'll start it off we're here today to discuss the toy shop ownership
00:51:48i'm not sure as you all know the toy shop was willed to my son samuel
00:51:59he's the sole inheritor we're merely looking into the legality of the inheritance sheriff
00:52:05that money was stolen hello maybe i can help with legalities my name is walton banks i have been
00:52:26johnny lester's attorney for more than 37 years i can assure you that the inheritance was legal and binding
00:52:40and any claim here or in a courtroom uh let's not jump to court just yet okay this is just merely a
00:52:49friendly gathering of the town's people to discuss the toy shop which quite frankly is now a landmark in this town with all the media coverage
00:52:59this is wrong so that landmark now belongs to samuel jacobs
00:53:06okay well how do we know mr gold i mean mr lester didn't purchase the toy shop with the money
00:53:13from the stolen jewels eight years ago
00:53:18that toy shop was purchased with money that johnny had saved in the bank for a very long time
00:53:27i helped notarize the original sale documents his net worth was in the millions prior to that
00:53:38alleged crime even taking place and samuel inherited the toy shop along with athena the will has been
00:53:51fully exercised in the eyes of the law but you can't say for certain that the toy shop wasn't
00:53:59purchased with the jewels that oscar stole we're not convinced that johnny the touch was the actual
00:54:04thief of the jewels eight years ago our investigation is slowly coming to a close we were sent here to
00:54:09find out if johnny was the culprit however there's no solid evidence suggesting that he was exactly even
00:54:18the fbi agrees to pass well i guess we'll just have to file an injunction and proceed with arbitration if
00:54:25you see fit i'm always open to accepting delivery good day sir
00:54:38okay i think that's all for this evening thank you all for coming uh but before i forget please don't
00:54:44forget to sign up for this year's christmas talent showcase all the forms are in the back
00:54:50meeting adjourned
00:54:54i don't get it dad why do people care if i own the toy shop or not no it's just a politics son
00:55:00and you're stuck in the middle of it well there are people who want the toy shop to be owned by
00:55:04the town so the town can make a profit on it but mr golden gave it to me i know but unfortunately
00:55:11to some of those people in town it doesn't matter sweetie if they wanted that bad maybe we should
00:55:16just give it to them i mean at least i've got athena it's true why do we need the toy shop
00:55:25i'm proud of you samuel we'll do whatever you want to do like you said at least you got athena back
00:55:31we should have her neutered you think um not not at the table so mom about the cookies after dinner
00:55:45okay do not touch it nope nope okay
00:55:53what do we want justice when do we want it now what do we want justice when do we want it now
00:56:00hey teddy how it goes buddy sheriff what's going on man quick question for you uh hey my girl's sick
00:56:05and uh i kind of need to take my dogs out would you please can i run to the house real fast i come
00:56:10right back sure but don't diddle that okay yeah uh again no no no no don't do anything till i get
00:56:18there yeah i'm on my way hey kids go inside right back come on come on athena isn't this great it's so
00:56:28cool he painted them himself i'm gonna add to it too one day can i help
00:56:37the last one he did was his captain wait look there's a keyhole
00:56:45and a key try it
00:56:56wait athena is the key come here athena
00:57:07wait athena is the key
00:57:16It looks unattended.
00:57:36Come on.
00:57:46You figured it out.
00:57:52You found the hole for the key.
00:57:55I'm proud of you, Samuel.
00:57:58If this is you, I guess I'm just gonna have to take a chance on that.
00:58:03Because now, the fun begins.
00:58:07Do you remember when we went fishing in my boat?
00:58:11Well, in the boat factory is a bathroom on the second floor.
00:58:15Now, I want you to go down there.
00:58:18I want you to take a good look around.
00:58:20Go to the second stole toilet on the left and look in the top.
00:58:24Be well, Samuel.
00:58:26Don't forget your key.
00:58:27Is that where my jewels are?
00:58:29I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:34Sure you do.
00:58:36Let me see the iPad.
00:58:38No.
00:58:39No.
00:58:40Do you believe this kid?
00:58:44You listen good.
00:58:49This is where I get mean.
00:58:51I mean really mean.
00:58:56You give me the iPad, punk.
00:58:59Mean?
00:59:00I mean really mean?
00:59:02It's funny, right?
00:59:04You're imbecile.
00:59:05Listen kid.
00:59:06Give us the iPad and nobody gets hurt.
00:59:08No.
00:59:09Give me the iPad.
00:59:11Give it to me.
00:59:12Now.
00:59:13I said give it to me.
00:59:14Ha.
00:59:15Ha.
00:59:16Go, go, go, go, go.
00:59:17Ha.
00:59:18You okay?
00:59:19Put a swing on that ball.
00:59:20Okay.
00:59:21I'm fine.
00:59:22I'm fine.
00:59:23I'm fine.
00:59:24I'm fine.
00:59:25Nina, come on.
00:59:26We gotta go.
00:59:27Nina, come on.
00:59:28Come on, Nina.
00:59:29Come on.
00:59:30Nina, we gotta go.
00:59:31Come on.
00:59:32Please, get off your bikes.
00:59:33Please.
00:59:34Marty, we need your bikes.
00:59:35Please.
00:59:36It's an emergency.
00:59:37Hi.
00:59:38We're being chased by the mob.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:41We'll give you anything you want out of the toy shop.
00:59:44Can I have the red skateboard?
00:59:45Yes.
00:59:46Yes, of course you can.
00:59:47You can have anything you want too.
00:59:49Fine.
00:59:50Thank you so much.
00:59:52Al, go get my dad at the sheriff's station.
00:59:54Okay.
00:59:55Just go.
00:59:56Alright, thank you.
00:59:57Vanessa, get on.
00:59:58I want that skateboard.
01:00:02Oh, crap.
01:00:07Get out of the way.
01:00:09Get out of the car.
01:00:10Make him move.
01:00:11You want?
01:00:12Yeah, stupidest one.
01:00:14Let's go, fellas.
01:00:15We gotta move.
01:00:16Who's gonna make us?
01:00:18Just me.
01:00:20You're funny.
01:00:22Get the dog in the way.
01:00:24I'll move it for you.
01:00:26Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:00:27Back up, back up.
01:00:28Come on.
01:00:29Back up, back up.
01:00:30Tough guys.
01:00:32See, boss?
01:00:33A little bit of nice.
01:00:34This goes a long way.
01:00:35Yeah, terrific.
01:00:36Come on.
01:00:37Come on.
01:00:49Here.
01:00:50Take the leash, alright?
01:00:51I'm gonna go to run to the sheriff's office.
01:00:53I'll come with you.
01:00:54Hey.
01:00:55Roger, stay with the dog.
01:00:57What the hell?
01:00:58I didn't sign up for this.
01:00:59Alright, come on.
01:01:00We gotta go.
01:01:01Beep, beep.
01:01:02Beep, beep.
01:01:23He's at the upstairs bathroom.
01:01:25He's at the second stall.
01:01:26Oh.
01:01:41I'm not getting that.
01:01:43Seriously?
01:01:44Just do it.
01:01:45You, you, you, you, you, you.
01:01:46Oh.
01:01:47These are their bikes.
01:01:48What's the matter with you?
01:01:49Oh, no, guys.
01:01:50I don't feel so good.
01:01:51I feel really queasy.
01:01:52Get in the car.
01:01:53Come on.
01:01:54Oh.
01:01:55Come on.
01:01:56Oh.
01:01:57Oh.
01:01:58Oh.
01:01:59Oh.
01:02:00Oh.
01:02:01Oh.
01:02:02Oh.
01:02:03Oh.
01:02:04Oh.
01:02:05Oh.
01:02:06Oh.
01:02:07Oh.
01:02:08Oh.
01:02:09Oh.
01:02:10Oh.
01:02:11Oh.
01:02:12Oh.
01:02:13Oh.
01:02:14Oh.
01:02:15Oh.
01:02:16Oh.
01:02:17Oh.
01:02:18Oh.
01:02:19Oh.
01:02:20Oh.
01:02:21Oh.
01:02:22Oh.
01:02:23Oh.
01:02:24Oh.
01:02:25Oh.
01:02:26Oh.
01:02:27Oh.
01:02:28Oh.
01:02:29Oh.
01:02:30Oh.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:33Oh.
01:02:34Oh.
01:02:35Oh.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:37Oh.
01:02:38Oh.
01:02:39Oh.
01:02:40Oh.
01:02:41Oh.
01:02:42It sounds familiar.
01:02:46Sammy!
01:02:50They're here!
01:02:51Hear that, Pop?
01:02:52I think they're upstairs.
01:02:56Please just give them the iPad. I'm scared.
01:02:59Don't be. Come on!
01:03:12Come on!
01:03:29Dad!
01:03:33Back there!
01:03:42Back there!
01:04:10Okay, come on.
01:04:11I'm out of there, you.
01:04:13Come on out of there.
01:04:14Come on.
01:04:16Now give me that iPad.
01:04:18Or I'm gonna plug you right here.
01:04:20Give me that iPad.
01:04:21Give it to me now.
01:04:22Come on.
01:04:23Give it to me.
01:04:25Who the hell is that?
01:04:26Huh?
01:04:27Ha!
01:04:28Made you look!
01:04:32Now that's a nutcracker!
01:04:33Oh!
01:04:34Oh!
01:04:35Oh!
01:04:36Oh!
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:38Oh!
01:04:39Right...
01:04:40Oh!
01:04:41Oh!
01:04:42Oh!
01:04:43Oh!
01:04:44Oh!
01:04:46Give me that guy.
01:04:47Oh!
01:04:48Oh!
01:04:50Oh!
01:04:57Oh!
01:04:58Oh!
01:04:59Oh!
01:05:00Oh!
01:05:01Hey, you guys!
01:05:02Stop!
01:05:03Don't make me use this.
01:05:04Just give me the iPad.
01:05:05Please.
01:05:06Just leave us alone.
01:05:07Listen, kids.
01:05:08I take no pleasure in this, but I got a job to do.
01:05:10Just give me the iPad.
01:05:11No.
01:05:12You're no killer.
01:05:14You're a good man.
01:05:15I can tell it in your eyes.
01:05:17I'm bad.
01:05:18I'm a bad guy.
01:05:19Trust me.
01:05:23Just...
01:05:24Come on.
01:05:25Come on, Vanessa.
01:05:26Let's go.
01:05:41Oh!
01:05:42Guys!
01:05:43Oh, God!
01:05:44What did they hit me with?
01:05:45You let them get away?
01:05:46I tried, I swear.
01:05:47You moron!
01:05:48Ugh!
01:05:49Get in the car!
01:05:50Go on!
01:05:51They probably went back to the toy shop.
01:05:53Over $10 million were stolen.
01:05:55Speaking of which, Jacobs...
01:05:57When was the last time you were in Michigan?
01:06:00Sheriff!
01:06:01Sheriff!
01:06:02Al, give me a minute, son.
01:06:03You can't wait. Sheriff, they're after them.
01:06:04Who's after who, exactly?
01:06:05The mob guy, Sheriff. They're after Sam.
01:06:07What are you talking about?
01:06:08It's true, Sheriff. I saw them.
01:06:09Where are they at now?
01:06:10At the lake.
01:06:11The lake?
01:06:12Hey, stay here and, uh, tell your dad what's going on.
01:06:14You gotta go.
01:06:15You gotta go.
01:06:16Come on.
01:06:20How do we never get to go?
01:06:21Wait, I think I know what the clue means. We need to get to the toy shop. It has to do something with a really special book. Come on!
01:06:49Oh, Marty, you're here!
01:06:50I thought you losers would be sleeping with the fishes by now.
01:06:59I'm here for my skateboard.
01:07:01Oh, yeah, sure. Come on in.
01:07:04Just hold on.
01:07:06Hi.
01:07:07Whoa.
01:07:08Oh, yeah.
01:07:10Oh, yeah.
01:07:14You earned it.
01:07:15Awesome.
01:07:18So, what do you think the clue is?
01:07:19Come on.
01:07:20I'll show you.
01:07:28There!
01:07:29Edgar Allan Poe.
01:07:30Edgar Allan Poe.
01:07:31The Raven.
01:07:32Oscar said that The Raven is about not being able to change.
01:07:35He asked The Raven questions, but The Raven always replies.
01:07:38My soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor shall tell me in my dreams that it will be never more. Never more. You understand that? Good.
01:07:57That's so cool! Come on! Did you know this was here? No. I've never been in here.
01:08:26Look! There's a safe!
01:08:33It's got a code lock.
01:08:36Like, a word?
01:08:38Try your name.
01:08:39What?
01:08:40Samuel, just try it.
01:08:42Okay.
01:08:50What about the dog?
01:08:51Yeah.
01:08:52Good idea. Athena is the key. Remember?
01:08:54Shoot!
01:09:06Captain!
01:09:08And we're screwed!
01:09:09Wait. Athena was what?
01:09:10A dog. Try dog.
01:09:11Oh, yeah!
01:09:12No, silly! Athena? Goddess? Try goddess!
01:09:25Try goddess!
01:09:36Nope.
01:09:38Hmm.
01:09:39Look, my dad loved Greek mythology. He said that Athena was the goddess of wisdom in war. Try wisdom.
01:09:58Try wisdom.
01:10:14We're rich!
01:10:15You figured it out, Samuel. Again. These are the jewels from the safe I cracked years ago in New York. It wasn't just about the money, Samuel. Life should never be about money. Life... Life is about the journey. Always remember that, Samuel.
01:10:30Life, for me, was a splendid journey. A journey of hits. A journey of misses. Have fun with my jewels.
01:10:35All right, Samuel, boy. The gigs up. No more games.
01:10:44Well, I flat blast you. I can't have kids anymore because of you. You know? We'll take this.
01:11:14Open it.
01:11:32Finally, my jewels.
01:11:37All right. Take the jewels to the car. I'll be right out.
01:11:41Come on. Come on, boss. Leave the kids alone.
01:11:44I said, go to the car.
01:11:52You made this harder than it had to be. Okay?
01:11:59You're not gonna get away with this. What are you gonna do? Shoot all of us?
01:12:05No. I'm just gonna shoot you, smartass.
01:12:09You're a coward. So long, sonny boy. Give Johnny my regards, huh?
01:12:14Arrivederci. Come on, boss. It's Christmas. Let's just get the jewels and get out of here.
01:12:19No kids, pops. Come on. You know that. I'm gonna see you on the other side, kid.
01:12:24Pow. Pow. Pow. Pow. Come on. Come on.
01:12:28Come on. Come on.
01:12:35Merry Christmas.
01:12:37...
01:12:56Put your hands where I can see them!
01:12:57Drop the gun!
01:13:03I'll put it down.
01:13:04I'll put it down.
01:13:05Here.
01:13:06And the bag.
01:13:09Down on your knees!
01:13:10Easy.
01:13:11Take it easy, guys.
01:13:15All right.
01:13:17All right.
01:13:25Let's go.
01:13:26Come on.
01:13:27Sit up.
01:13:29Sit up.
01:13:31Yeah, I'm right to remain silent.
01:13:34Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
01:13:39Dad!
01:13:39We found the jewels!
01:13:40We cracked the code!
01:13:41The code was wisdom.
01:13:43Wisdom.
01:13:45I'm proud of you guys.
01:13:47Oh, that's folks.
01:13:49All right.
01:13:49Let's get on.
01:13:50Get on me, fam.
01:13:53Wow.
01:13:54Merry Christmas, everyone.
01:13:55We have a follow-up on the Johnny the Touch Lester story.
01:14:00The jewels have been found.
01:14:02The FBI released a statement that all but $200,000 of the jewels have been recovered.
01:14:08The case is now considered closed.
01:14:11Mr. Amici, it is said to be that you are the mastermind behind the New York Safe and Trust Heist.
01:14:21Is that so?
01:14:22We're innocent of all charges.
01:14:25It'll be settled in court.
01:14:35Congratulations again, Samuel.
01:14:37Yeah, I can't believe you actually own the shop now.
01:14:40Thanks.
01:14:41I know.
01:14:41Me too.
01:14:42Well, I really want that one.
01:14:45Okay, we can get that one.
01:14:46How about you?
01:14:47But what about this one?
01:14:48It's signed.
01:14:49It could be more valuable.
01:14:50How much is this?
01:14:52Uh, that's $15.99.
01:14:53Hey, Vanessa.
01:14:54I saw your pops work in the front.
01:14:56Pretty cool.
01:14:58Yeah, it is pretty cool.
01:14:59We told you it was all going to work itself out.
01:15:02Aw, thanks, guys.
01:15:03We'll see you guys later.
01:15:05All right.
01:15:06See you guys.
01:15:07Come back anytime.
01:15:09Hi.
01:15:09I'd like to buy this.
01:15:10I think this one, it is, it's $19.99.
01:15:14Okay.
01:15:15Oh, perfect.
01:15:17Merry Christmas.
01:15:17Thank you so much.
01:15:18Merry Christmas.
01:15:23Well, Merry Christmas.
01:15:25Merry Christmas, Sheriff Jacob.
01:15:27Come on in.
01:15:28Merry Christmas.
01:15:28Merry Christmas.
01:15:29Good to see you.
01:15:30Come on in.
01:15:31Hey, Samuel.
01:15:32Hey, Merry Christmas, Vanessa.
01:15:34For me?
01:15:35Yep, for me.
01:15:37You shouldn't have.
01:15:45Whoa.
01:15:46Thanks, Samuel.
01:15:47You're welcome.
01:15:48Merry Christmas.
01:15:49Samuel, I know you have your own toy shop now,
01:15:52but I wanted to get you some.
01:15:56Oh, thanks.
01:15:57Merry Christmas, son.
01:16:02Hey, what do you say we get in the Christmas spirit
01:16:03with a little carol?
01:16:05A little jingle jacks.
01:16:06Yeah.
01:16:06Why not?
01:16:07Let's do it.
01:16:07Let's do it.
01:16:09Let's make it happen.
01:16:10Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:16:18All the way, girl, sing it.
01:16:20Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
01:16:25Hey!
01:16:26Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:16:30All the way, baby.
01:16:31Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:43So, did the FBI contact you?
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:46They said they are satisfied with the jewels being recovered
01:16:49and said I could keep my toy shop.
01:16:52Though, I figured that the town should get half.
01:16:56Pretty cool.
01:16:57Yeah.
01:16:58Hey, there's actually one last video Oscar had on here.
01:17:01I have another little surprise for you.
01:17:06In 2014, I heard about this phenomenon called Bitcoin.
01:17:12I've heard of Bitcoin.
01:17:13Well, I bought 650 of them and paid $320 each.
01:17:20Last I read, Bitcoin had hit $50,000 a coin.
01:17:24I'm about to pass out.
01:17:25That's over, well, let's see.
01:17:28650 times 320.
01:17:3030 million.
01:17:31But I'm not going to make it easy for you.
01:17:35I do have a clue for you, though.
01:17:37If Athena was the key,
01:17:40and if you're watching this now, you figured it all out,
01:17:43and you know wisdom opened that safe,
01:17:47then what if the key to Athena is Athena herself?
01:17:54Goodbye, Samuel.
01:17:55The key to Athena is Athena?
01:18:03I'm so lost.
01:18:05That's $30 million down the drain.
01:18:09Wait a minute.
01:18:11I think I caught it.
01:18:12Come on, let's go.
01:18:13Come on.
01:18:15Come on.
01:18:15Get up.
01:18:16Whoa.
01:18:23Hey, Teddy.
01:18:24Hey.
01:18:25I noticed your name was on the list.
01:18:27What's your talent?
01:18:28Uh, well, I sing a little bit.
01:18:31And next up, our local security,
01:18:34Mr. Teddy Kane.
01:18:37There's one.
01:18:37There's one.
01:18:39There's one.
01:18:40There's one.
01:18:41She knows what she's doing
01:18:57Her heart understands
01:19:04She's my voice of reason
01:19:09And I'm a far better man
01:19:16In the hands of a woman
01:19:21Your love, love, love, oh so sweet
01:19:27In the hands of a woman
01:19:33There's a place for guys like me
01:19:39Over the years he used to be able to say Merry Christmas
01:19:46You know now it's Happy Holidays
01:19:49Which is good
01:19:50You know we gotta be accepting of everyone's differences
01:19:52But I think it may have gone a little bit too far
01:19:54You know like even Santa's gotten a little progressive
01:19:58You know like this year
01:19:59You know instead of Reindeer
01:20:01Now he's gone full electric with his sleigh
01:20:04I saw you talk around town
01:20:07But guess what I found
01:20:09Took him down to the town
01:20:11Huh, that's what I said
01:20:13You gotta be careful
01:20:14You know I'm not a boy
01:20:16Put your dog in the car
01:20:20RememberWomen call that
01:20:22RememberWomen call that
01:20:24RememberWomen call that
01:20:26Word
01:20:28Word
01:20:30You better keep that dog on the police
01:20:32Shut your feet
01:20:33you can shut me up but can't steal my ground i don't want a fire just
01:21:03love yourself you take that pain and put it out on someone else
01:21:11that ain't no way to do it that ain't no way to be you got good inside your heart
01:21:20i guess you just wish you were me wish you were me wish you were me
01:21:29wish you were me i guess i just wish you were me
01:21:49deck the halls with bells of holly
01:21:55tis the season to be jolly
01:22:03dawn we now are gay apparel
01:22:11troll the ancient yuletide carol
01:22:25Action!
01:22:32Hey, cut, cut, cut!
01:22:34What are you guys doing?
01:22:36Um, you said action.
01:22:38But not TikTok action.
01:22:39Let's get back to work.
01:22:40Come on!
01:22:42All right, ready?
01:22:44And action!
01:22:47Oh, jeez, I quit.
01:22:48That's it, I'm done.
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