00:00Give me voice changey for sure.
00:01Yes, you have it. Go ahead. What happened?
00:03Uh, well, I'm disabled. I'll start there.
00:09Okay.
00:10Because that's a wild start in itself.
00:12Yes, yes.
00:12But, uh, I needed to take a shower. I got a wife.
00:16She stripped me totally, completely, 100% naked. I was nude as hell.
00:21He walked in my house and, uh, I was upstairs.
00:25He came walking upstairs and, uh, looked at my penis.
00:30And, uh, exclaimed, my God, that tiny little pecker, get out of my house.
00:39You don't belong here.
00:41Oh my God.
00:43You disabled little penis man.
00:47And I cried. I started to weep.
00:50Instantly I weep.
00:52And then I took a shower.
00:56Oh.
00:57Wow.
00:58Just a wild phone call to record.
01:00That's a tragic tale.
01:02It really was.
01:04And I feel terrible for that person.
01:06Oh, that tiny wiener disabled man that is so sad.
01:08Oh my God, yeah.
01:09I mean, he outed himself.
01:11Yes.
01:12I mean, maybe he didn't know that part was going to make it to the news, but it did.
01:16Well, that's the part.
01:16You gotta, I know.
01:17That's the shocking part.
01:18I know.
01:18That's your headline.
01:19I know.
01:20Tiny wiener disabled man verbally assaulted.
01:24I can't even imagine Dave, like, uh, gathering news information.
01:28And then he talks to a guy and he's like, well, listen, like, if you just talk to me about
01:31this scenario, I won't use any of it on the news.
01:34I just want to know what was going on.
01:36He's like, okay, it was pretty wild.
01:38Just, you know, I'm going to let you know right off the top about it.
01:42And then Dave was upstairs.
01:45I'm just saying everything.
01:46My wife was helping me to get into the shower.
01:50And he proceeded to walk into the home unannounced and proceeded to walk up the stairs.
01:58And as he walks up the stairs, I'm standing there completely naked, getting ready to get
02:04into the shower and makes a sexual comment stating that my area isn't big enough to be
02:12in his home.
02:13And that's when all bets are off with Dave.
02:17Cause Dave was like, I know I said that I was not going to play his call, but there's
02:21the whole story is there.
02:23Yeah.
02:23The whole, it's the whole thing that blows the case wide open.
02:28Tiny dong homeless man.
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