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01:33Sunday, Monday, happy days.
01:39Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
01:41Thursday, Friday, happy days.
01:44Saturday, what a day.
01:47Groovin' all week for you.
01:49These days are all.
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01:54These days are all.
01:57Share them with me.
01:58Oh, great, goodbye, grey sky, hello, blue.
02:01This brother can hold me when I hold you.
02:04It feels so right, it can't be wrong.
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02:09Ah!
02:10Oh, black, green, green.
02:14These days are all.
02:17Share them with me.
02:18Oh, great, hello, sunshine.
02:20Goodbye, rain.
02:21She's wearing my school ring on a chain.
02:24She's my steady, I'm her mind.
02:26I'm gonna love her all I can.
02:29These days are all.
02:32I feel free.
02:34These days are all.
02:37Share them with me.
02:39Gonna cruise around the town.
02:41Show everybody what I've found.
02:44Rock and roll with all my friends.
02:46Hoping the music never ends.
02:49These days are all.
02:51I feel free.
02:53Oh, these days are all.
02:57Share them with me.
02:58Oh, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue.
02:59Like grey sky, hello, blue.
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03:04It feels so right, it can't be wrong.
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03:09Look what I found.
03:11Ah!
03:12Ah!
03:12Ah!
03:13These days are all, share them with me
03:18These days are all, rockin' free
03:23These happy days are yours and mine
03:27These happy days are yours and mine
03:29Happy days
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04:40To be continued
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04:53And now we're250 videos from Joe Damascus
05:28It was a beautiful day in McDonaldland.
05:42A perfect day to entertain my friends with some magic tricks.
05:46Little did I know how valuable that bag would be later,
05:49when we went on the greatest adventure of our lives.
05:53Uh, what's your first trick, Ronald?
05:55Are you going to pull a coin out of the hat?
05:58I sure am, Grimace.
06:00But not this one.
06:03This one.
06:04Bravo, Bravo.
06:07How'd you do that, Ronald?
06:10It's a snap, Grimace.
06:12See?
06:13Gee.
06:15Bravo, Ronald.
06:17Great trick.
06:18Thanks, Mr. Oak.
06:20It's a snap.
06:21Oh, what did I tell you?
06:25Gosh, Ronald.
06:26Am I late for your magic show?
06:28No, Bertie.
06:29You're just in time.
06:30So, don't rush your landing.
06:33Here, let me guide you in.
06:35Golly.
06:36Relax, Ronald.
06:38I've been practicing my landing.
06:40Whoa!
06:42Yow!
06:42Oh, heads up.
06:44I mean down, Hamburglar.
06:47Whoa!
06:49Oh, I've got you, Bertie.
06:52Oof.
06:53No, I've got you.
06:56Gosh, Mr. Oak.
06:58Thanks for going out on a limb to rescue me.
07:01We trees are always happy to help little Berties out.
07:05Gosh, Ronald.
07:06Are you going to do some more magic tricks?
07:09Coming right up, Bertie.
07:11Watch this.
07:14Whoa!
07:16Oh, golly.
07:17That's neat, Ronald.
07:19Then you try it, Bertie.
07:23You see, magic isn't so hard once you know the ropes.
07:26But that's not all the magic I have up my sleeve.
07:29Bravo, Bravo.
07:31Sure, Hamburglar.
07:32Give it a pull.
07:33Uh, I've jumped rope before.
07:40But I never jump scarves.
07:43Whee!
07:44Whee!
07:46Oh, now the trick is to stop Grimace.
07:51Ah, so there I was, chasing after my friend Grimace.
07:55And that great adventure I mentioned before?
07:57Well, it was waiting for all of us, just around the bend.
08:00Uh, sorry, sir.
08:05Are you okay?
08:07Aye, matey.
08:08Hee-hee-hee.
08:09No harm done.
08:10Salty Jack's been through a lot worse.
08:13There are your books, sir.
08:14Hee-hee-hee.
08:15Those are for my friend, the captain.
08:18I've sailed the seven seas to bring him to him,
08:20but he wasn't at the McDonnell Land dock.
08:23Say, the captain's a friend of ours, too.
08:25If you want, we'd be happy to look after these books until he gets back.
08:28Hee-hee-hee.
08:29I was hoping you'd say that, mate.
08:31Look after him.
08:33But whatever you do, mateys, don't look into him.
08:36At least not until the captain arrives.
08:39Magic storybooks need special handling.
08:42Magic storybooks?
08:44Phew.
08:45Glad I am to be rid of those strange books.
08:48Gosh.
08:49Where'd that Santa go, Ronald?
08:51I don't know, Bertie,
08:53but I do know the perfect spot to put these magic storybooks.
08:57Why, I'll be happy to store these books in my trunk, Ronald.
09:02Hmm.
09:02This looks like an interesting one.
09:05Treasure Island.
09:06It's a little dusty, though.
09:08Here, Mr. Oak.
09:09Let me give it a good feather dusting before you put it away.
09:13Ah!
09:15Ah!
09:15Uh, I've got it.
09:20Hmm.
09:21It got me.
09:27Rubble, rubble.
09:30Rubble!
09:31Oh, no.
09:35Hamburglar's been pulled into that magic storybook.
09:38Gosh.
09:39This is all my fault.
09:41No.
09:42It's my fault.
09:43Oh, don't blame yourselves.
09:45The important thing now is that our friend's in trouble,
09:47and we've got to help him.
09:49Rubble, rubble.
09:52Hang on, Hamburglar.
09:54We're coming.
09:55There was no time to lose.
09:57We had to get into that magic storybook
09:59and help our friend Hamburglar out,
10:01so I quickly reached into my bag of magic tricks
10:03and, luckily, I had brought my umbrella.
10:06Hang on tight!
10:09My friends and I were falling into the biggest adventure of our lives,
10:12right into the pages of...
10:14Whoa!
10:17Treasure Island.
10:20Rubble, rubble!
10:22Rubble, rubble!
10:25Don't escape from your cape!
10:28We've got you!
10:29Uh, we're all safe now.
10:32Rubble, thanks, rubble.
10:35Blimey!
10:36The storm's flushed out a brace of sneaking stowaways.
10:40After our treasure, eh, mateys?
10:42Well, Long John Silver knows just what to do with stowaways.
10:47Ah!
10:49What the heck!
10:50What the heck!
10:51Pleased to meet you, Mr. Long John, but we're not stowaways.
10:55We don't even really belong in your story.
10:58Ah, a likely story.
11:00Well, prepare for a swim, matey.
11:03You and your crew are going for a dip in the deep blue sea.
11:07Oh, hey!
11:11That tickles!
11:13Laugh now, me hearty!
11:14But I'll have the last laugh when those sharks start chasing you!
11:19Sharks?
11:20Can't we discuss this, bird to bird?
11:31Ah!
11:32Walk the plane!
11:33Walk the plane!
11:34Golly, Ronald, this is an exciting story, but I'm not sure I like the way it's heading.
11:42Oh, don't worry, birdie.
11:43A little magic should get us out.
11:45Now watch.
11:48Golly, Ronald!
11:49What happened?
11:51Oh, that magic scarf should have gone right out of the book.
11:55Unless the book cover is closed.
11:57Rubble, rubble.
11:58Oh, yes, Hamburglar.
12:00Guess we'll have to stay in this story a little longer than I thought.
12:04Golly, we won't be able to stay on this plank much longer.
12:10Remove those strangers from the plank.
12:12Lucky for us, Captain Smollett, who ran the ship, had arrived in the nick of time.
12:17I am the captain of the Hispaniola, Mr. Long John Silver, not you.
12:23Aye, aye, Captain Smollett, sir.
12:26I was just trying to rid the ship of these scurvy stowaways.
12:30As Captain Smollett helped us off the plank, we met his friends, Squire Trelawney and Dr. Livesey.
12:36And they met mine.
12:38Uh, this is kind of like my diving board back home, Ronald.
12:43Whoa!
12:44Mark my words, men.
12:47That Captain Smollett will soon be taking orders from Long John Silver.
12:53Oof!
12:56Ha, ha, ha.
12:57Looks like you really shivered his timbers.
13:01Ha, ha, ha.
13:02Uh, does that mean you like my dive?
13:05Sure as my name is Jim Hawkins.
13:07I loved it.
13:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:12Walk the plank!
13:13Walk the plank!
13:15Aye, my little feathered friend, those sniveling stowaways will be sorry that they have crossed the path of Long John Silver.
13:23Our new friend, Jim Hawkins, explained that a pirate left a secret treasure map behind when he came to stay at Jim's parents' inn back in England.
13:33And then, my friends Squire Trelawney and Dr. Livesey were kind enough to hire the ship and crew so we could go looking for the pirate treasure.
13:43Friends should always try to help their friends, Jim.
13:46Do you want us to help you look for the treasure, too?
13:48Oh, very much indeed, sir.
13:50Oh, did you hear that, Hamburglar?
13:52We're gonna look for treasure.
13:55Isn't that exciting?
13:57Uh, you rubble, rubble.
14:00I think this old ship's got Hamburglar a little seasick, Bertie.
14:05Gee, Grimace, your purple's turning green.
14:08Maybe we should all go up in the deck and get some fresh air.
14:11I'll go with you, mate.
14:17Rubble, rubble.
14:20Oh, glad to hear you're feeling better, Hamburglar.
14:23Don't worry, men.
14:25We'll soon be taken over this here ship.
14:28But I'm sure not glad to hear that.
14:30Maybe we'll let Hawkins and his friends find the treasure for us, then steal the ship.
14:37I say we throw them all overboard now.
14:41Can you hear something, Morgan?
14:43Blimey, I'll take a look.
14:46Nothing here.
14:47Yeah.
14:50Gee, where have you two been hiding?
14:55Rubble, rubble.
14:56Listen, Jim, you've got big trouble on board this ship.
14:59Long John Silver and his men are ready to steal the ship.
15:02Steal the ship?
15:04I'd better warn Captain Smollett at once.
15:07Ugh.
15:09Shiver me, Timbers.
15:11Someone's on this deck eavesdropping.
15:13Find the scoundrel's men.
15:15Quick, everybody hide.
15:17Golly, I'll be safer up in the crow's nest.
15:21Hey, I heard Flappy.
15:24Oh, it's just the sails, mate.
15:27See anything?
15:28Oh, nothing.
15:30Not a thing.
15:32Nah, nothing here either, Long John.
15:37Blow me down if we're not the only ones on deck.
15:41Ah, what matter, what matter.
15:43All right, your greedy buzzard.
15:46Here, stop your squawking.
15:48I've got a mutiny to plan.
15:50I'm taking over this here ship.
15:56Good heavens, that knave Silver really is planning to take over the ship.
16:02Rubble, rubble.
16:03I've got to warn my friends.
16:07Looks like we gave those pirates a slip, Hamburglar.
16:11Where's the rest of our gang?
16:13Rubble up!
16:14Rubble up!
16:15All clear, Birdie.
16:16You can come down now.
16:18Sure thing, Ronald.
16:21Wow!
16:22I see land!
16:23Land ho!
16:24Uh, land who?
16:29Whoa!
16:31Golly!
16:32It looks like the island we saw on the map.
16:35I bet you that's Treasure Island.
16:39Yep, and that's Grimace.
16:43Grimace?
16:44Oh, Grimace overboard!
16:45Grimace, use the oars!
16:48All right, Ronald.
16:51Oars!
16:53Uh-oh.
16:55Don't worry, Grimace.
16:56We're on our way.
17:01Oh, don't look down, Hamburglar.
17:03Come on, guys.
17:05You can do it.
17:07This is so bright!
17:09Gee, glad you guys could drop in.
17:16Some ride, huh?
17:18Pretty exciting, Grimace.
17:20But I think it's going to get a little too bumpy if we hit those rocks.
17:24But I've got a magical idea.
17:26Hang on, Birdie.
17:28Gosh, Ronald.
17:30You've turned this rowboat into a sailboat.
17:35Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:36Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:38My friends and I had landed safely on Treasure Island.
17:43But meanwhile, things weren't going as well for our young friend Jim Hawkins and his companions.
17:49Long John Silver had carried out his threat to take over the ship.
17:56Jim Hawkins and his friends barely escaped,
17:59only to find Long John Silver and his pirate crew hot on their heels as both groups reached Treasure Island.
18:06Long John Silver wanted that treasure for himself.
18:10And he was determined to get Jim Hawkins to lead him to it,
18:13which meant our friend Jim was in big trouble.
18:17Help!
18:18Help!
18:19That sounds like our friend Jim Hawkins,
18:21and I'd say he was in big trouble.
18:23Come on!
18:24Get him, men!
18:29I need to have the treasure map!
18:33You'll never get my map, Silver!
18:36You pirate!
18:42Pirate, is it!
18:43Get the map, mates!
18:44As we tried to find our friend Jim Hawkins,
18:51Grimace found something entirely by accident.
18:54Uh-oh.
18:55My shoelaces are untied.
19:00Whoa!
19:02Grimace, are you all right?
19:04Whoa!
19:04Look what I found, Ronald.
19:15You hit the jackpot this time, Grimace.
19:17It's the lost treasure of Treasure Island.
19:20Guy, it's beautiful.
19:23You're a good treasure hunt, Grimace.
19:26No!
19:27I found the treasure first.
19:29Rubble, Rubble.
19:31The name is Ben Gunn.
19:34Ben Gunn may have looked scary,
19:36but he was just a poor sailor
19:37who'd been marooned on Treasure Island
19:39for three long years.
19:41He told us he'd found old Captain Flint's treasure
19:44and moved it to this secret grotto.
19:47But now, all he wanted was one thing.
19:50Now, all I want is to leave this wretched island.
19:55Don't worry, Mr. Gunn.
19:57If we could just find our friend Jim Hawkins,
19:59I'm sure he could help you to...
20:00Shh!
20:01I hear something!
20:02Him...
20:03I've got you and your friends now, Jim Hawkins.
20:06And your map will lead me and my crew
20:09to old Flint's treasure.
20:11And if we don't find it, me lad,
20:13you'll walk the plank.
20:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:18Walk the plank!
20:19Walk the plank!
20:21Oh, I'd know that void anywhere, Ronald.
20:25But I'm worried.
20:27Jim Hawkins doesn't know the treasure's been moved.
20:29And when the pirates find out, he'll be in big trouble, unless we help our friend Jim now.
20:35This is the only way out, mate.
20:38Unless we go out the way we came in.
20:41Care for a lift, Mr. Gunn?
20:43Gosh! I'll meet you up there, Rubble.
20:46We're right behind you, Bertie.
20:48Rubble, Rubble, Rubble!
20:53Don't look down, Hamburglar, but don't let go either.
20:56Phew! Thanks to a little magic, we were out of the grotto.
21:01But by the time we hit the trail, Long John Silver was long gone.
21:06Fortunately, Ben Gunn knew where the pirates were headed and took us on a shortcut.
21:10Unfortunately, the shortcut was through a swamp.
21:16This part of the island is swamp, Ronald.
21:21So watch out for quicksand and crocodiles.
21:24Crocodiles? I don't see any crocodiles.
21:29And what's quicksand look like, Ronald?
21:32Well, it's kind of wet and sticky, but like mud.
21:36Uh, is it real easy to sink into, Ronald?
21:39It sure is, Grimace, and it happens real fast.
21:42That's why it's called quicksand!
21:44Quicksand!
21:45Blimey! I guess we should have taken the long way round, mates.
21:49Now we're hopelessly trapped.
21:52Golly! Nothing's hopeless.
21:55I'll just fly out and get help.
21:57Eeeah!
22:00Gee! This stuff is stickier than I thought.
22:03It was a sticky situation, all right.
22:06But luckily, I still had another trick up my sleeve.
22:10I just hope this works on vines.
22:16Rubble, rubble, uh-oh!
22:18I know, Hamburglar.
22:21I've got a sinking feeling that vine's going to need a flute quartet.
22:25A one, and a two, and a three, and a four.
22:30Blimey, mate!
22:31This is no time to be playing around!
22:35Little did Ben Gunn know that it was a perfect time for playing
22:38if the vines would just play along.
22:41Lucky for us, they did.
22:43I see it, but I don't believe it.
22:46How did you blow... do that?
22:48Oh, just a little trick we picked up in McDonaldland.
22:52Now let's get moving,
22:53or we'll never get the drop on those pirates.
22:56Keep moving, laddie!
22:58I can hardly wait to find Flint's treasure!
23:02Ah! Oh, it's a treasure! Oh, it's a treasure!
23:06Aye, and there better be treasure,
23:08or we'll hang you and your big-mouthed bird from the yard on, Silver!
23:12Don't worry! There will be!
23:15Or Jim and his friends here will answer to me!
23:18Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
23:20You shall never get away with this, Silver, you renegade rogue!
23:25Save your breath, Captain!
23:27No one on this island is gonna stop me!
23:31Now let's see...
23:32Tall tree...
23:34Spyglass shoulder...
23:36Bearing the point of north by northeast...
23:39Ah! Yes, we be on the right track now, mateys!
23:44A-A-Men on a dead man, check!
23:49Who said that?
23:51The goal like a flint will never rest...
23:57You're a big slint's ghost!
24:02And I'm coming for you!
24:04Aaaaaa-Man!
24:06Flint doesn't want us to find this treasure!
24:10A-N-E-A-N-E-A-N-E-A-N-E-A-N-E!
24:14You superstitious squabs!
24:16There is no ghost!
24:18Now get moving, me lads!
24:20Stop right there, long-jawed choker!
24:23Oh, my ghost will get you!
24:33Ronald!
24:34So you were the ghost of Captain Flint!
24:38Oh, with a little help from my friends.
24:41Rubble, rubble!
24:43One thing's for certain, mateys.
24:45That scoundrel Silver doesn't stand a ghost of a chance at finding Flint's treasure.
24:53Easy, mateys.
24:59This is the spot where Flint's treasure be buried.
25:03But the treasure's gone!
25:06Ah! Treasure's gone!
25:08Treasure's gone!
25:11Gentlemen, allow me to introduce Ben Gunn, who knows just where the treasure is.
25:17Aye, and who'd be willing to share it if you take me off this wretched island?
25:23Gosh, Ronald, now that we've helped our friends, how are we gonna get off Treasure Island?
25:31We've got to hope one of our friends back in McDonaldland finds that closed storybook.
25:38Little did I know, that was just about to happen.
25:41The captain had arrived in the woods, and Mr. Oak explained how we got pulled into the storybook.
25:46But our adventures on Treasure Island weren't over yet.
25:51Uh-oh, Ronald. Look who's back!
25:53Har! So you thought you'd make a fool of Long John Silver, eh?
25:58Well, I want that treasure now!
26:02But you already have it, Mr. Silver.
26:04Don't play games with me, mate!
26:07Huh? A gold doubloon!
26:10So you've been holding that on us, you sneaky scoundrel!
26:14What? What a sneak! What a sneak!
26:17No, no! No, me lads! It's all a trick!
26:20Keep away! Keep away!
26:22Let's get him, mate!
26:24Let's get him!
26:26Ha-ha-ha-wee!
26:28Gosh, Ronald! That old trick really did the trick!
26:33You saved us from Long John Silver again, Ronald!
26:36That's what friends are for, Jim!
26:39Everyone should help each other!
26:41Ronald, are you down there?
26:44Rubble, rubble!
26:46Uh, that sounds like our friend the captain back in McDonaldland, Hamburglar!
26:51Captain, just keep the book open! We're coming!
26:54Are you ready?
26:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
27:03Come on, guys! You can do it!
27:07Rubble, rubble!
27:11Goodbye, Jim, and good luck!
27:14But what about the treasure, Ronald? Don't you want any?
27:18No thanks, Jim! We've already got something that's better than treasure!
27:23Your friendship!
27:24And so, with a little help from our friends, we made it back to McDonaldland!
27:29Ah, thanks for looking after my book, Ronald! Did you all enjoy the story?
27:40Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! It was the greatest adventure we ever had!
27:45It sure was! But even better than that, it showed that when friends help each other, nothing is impossible!
27:52Yeah! And we made a new friend, too! Jim Hawkins!
27:56Rubble, rubble!
27:58Yes, Hamburglar! And saved an old one! You!
28:04Uh, Ronald, do you think Jim Hawkins and his friends ever made it back home from Treasure Island?
28:12Oh, I know they did, Grimace! Because that's what it says right here!
28:16Yeah!
28:26Oh!
28:39Don't quit!
28:40Oh!
28:41Oh!
28:41Oh!
28:42Oh!
28:43Oh!
28:44Oh!
28:45Oh!
28:45Oh!
28:45Geek
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