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03:55Ah! Gummy, gummy, gummy! I just saw an alligator!
03:59Oh, you're really, really lucky.
04:01Oh, come on! Why have you brought me to this tacky jungle?
04:05Well, Piggy, it's a surprise.
04:07But this much I can tell you, we are going to paradise!
04:12Paradise.
04:14Hi, Piggy!
04:15Hi, Piggy!
04:16So much for you all.
04:19Well, it's just wonderful to see you guys.
04:21And this is your grandnephew, Robin.
04:24Hi, everybody.
04:25Hi, Robin.
04:25And these are the Muppets.
04:27Guys, these are my aunts and uncles.
04:28We got Harry and Mary and Larry and Terry and Gary and Perry and Emmylou.
04:33Well, howdy, Harry and Mary and Larry and, uh, Nary and, uh, Mary?
04:38Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
04:39Oh, hi, Frog. I'm being bunny, but I'm learning to speak, Frog.
04:43Ribbit, ribbit.
04:43He's so cute!
04:45Oh!
04:46Oh, well, well, that's his job.
04:48You see, the rest of us got sick of being cute, so we hired him to do it.
04:52Comet, this is a stinking bug!
04:54Yes!
04:55Isn't it terrific?
04:57Hey, Kermit, have you tasted this year's crop of mosquitoes?
05:01One of the best!
05:04Stop it!
05:05That is disgusting!
05:07What's wrong with a frog eating a few mosquitoes?
05:10Well, we wouldn't mind if you wanted to wallow in the mud with your pig buddies.
05:15What?
05:15Hey, everybody!
05:17Why don't we sing some of the old frog songs?
05:20Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
05:28Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
05:29Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
05:30Down in the swamp, you don't have to be drunk.
05:33We have no shopping malls.
05:36We're sleeping late, because we don't have to make no phone calls.
05:40No phone calls!
05:41Oh, this is paradise, and it's so nice to be a slimy frog.
05:46We snooze in the ooze whenever we choose.
05:49Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
05:49Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
05:50Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
05:51Don't hold the plug, because I like my butt to be knee-deep.
05:55Knee-deep.
05:56Let's cut the rug, kick some butt to get knee-deep.
06:01Knee-deep.
06:02When the day is warm, the mosquito's warm.
06:04We can keep our bellies full.
06:07We'll just give them a whack.
06:08We got a snack.
06:10Don't that make you drool?
06:12Well, the dinosaurs could have used some oars when they sank to the bottom of the bog.
06:17But we don't sink in the fragrance sink, because it broke old Newton's log.
06:22Don't hold the plug, because I like my butt to be knee-deep.
06:26Let's get knee-deep.
06:28Let's cut the rug, catch some bucks to get knee-deep.
06:32Knee-deep.
06:33When the sun sets red and the world goes to bed, we party like you've never seen.
06:38And we sing our song, you can rave it along.
06:41I'm so glad to be green.
06:46Don't hold the plug, because I like my butt to be knee-deep.
06:50Knee-deep.
06:51Let's cut the rug, catch some bugs to get knee-deep.
06:55Knee-deep.
06:56When the punk punk punk, I like my butt to be knee-deep.
07:00Let's get knee-deep.
07:01Let's cut the rug, catch some bugs to get knee-deep.
07:05Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit.
07:07Knee-deep.
07:08Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit.
07:10Knee-deep.
07:11Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit.
07:12Whoa, why?
07:14Don't you just love those frog songs?
07:16Our body just gets to dance and do our flipper swim.
07:19Quiet.
07:24Well, I'm afraid the bucket won't come off, Beaker.
07:28No, no, no.
07:28But you do look very cute in it.
07:30Maybe?
07:31Give us another, Kermit.
07:33Oh, okay.
07:34It's not that easy, being green.
07:38Give it a rest, will ya?
07:40What's the matter?
07:41That is a swamp classic.
07:42All right, all right, all right.
07:43Enough of this, Kermit.
07:44What is the big surprise you promised us?
07:46Okay, I will tell you.
07:47And, Piggy, it's gonna make you feel so good.
07:49Can't make me feel worse.
07:51Because today is the annual Frog Festival and Bug Fry.
07:54Yeah, that is a horse.
07:56And you're all invited.
07:58Yee-haw.
07:59Much worse.
08:00Y'all are gonna love the festival.
08:02And tonight, after the bug fry, we're gonna sit around and listen to the fireworks from
08:07Walt Disney World.
08:08Walt Disney World?
08:10Oh, yeah, that's right.
08:11I forgot.
08:12Walt Disney World is just on the other side of those trees over there.
08:15Let's go, everybody.
08:16Yeah, let's go, Walt Disney World.
08:17But wait a second.
08:18What about the Frog Festival?
08:20Kermit, you don't understand.
08:22You are asking us to choose between Walt Disney World and fried bugs.
08:26Well, listen, listen, maybe if they just take a quick peek at Walt Disney World and then
08:33I'll have them back real soon.
08:35We'll save some fried bugs for you.
08:56You're at a gate number 12, Quentin Fitzwaller here.
09:04Yes, sir, as a matter of fact, it was me who lost the 700 sets of keys to the Epcot front
09:08gate.
09:09But good news, sir.
09:11I went back and I found nearly 100 of them, so there's only 600 lost.
09:16Isn't that great?
09:18Uh-huh.
09:19Uh-huh.
09:21Well, well, sir, last chance is better than no chance at all.
09:25Well, security's the word, sir.
09:29Uh, hi there.
09:30Uh, can we come in?
09:31You got your tickets?
09:32Uh, uh, well, uh, matter of fact, I just remembered I left my wallet in my knapsack back in the
09:38swamp.
09:38Oh, that's too bad.
09:40Any of you guys get any money on you?
09:42Well, gee, Kermit always does that stuff for us.
09:45Yeah.
09:45Well, I guess that means, uh, no Walt Disney World today.
09:48Oh, no.
09:49But if we hurry, we can be back in the swamp in time for the marinating of the bugs.
09:53Marinating of the bugs.
09:55Yeah!
09:57Bye-bye.
09:58Come on, Scooter.
09:59I'll show you it's a small world.
10:01Security break.
10:02Security break.
10:03All right.
10:04All right.
10:04All right.
10:04Oh, which one's for Chinese feature?
10:07Woo.
10:08On to romance and adventure.
10:10Right over here.
10:11Hey, where's Mickey Mouse?
10:13Hey, come on, you rats.
10:14It's like this in family.
10:16Oh, Mickey, it'll be wonderful.
10:18You'll see.
10:19Oh.
10:20It'll be wonderful.
10:21You'll hear.
10:23Oh.
10:23Come along.
10:24Hey!
10:26Come on, Fozzie.
10:27Let's get something to eat.
10:29We can't just walk in like that.
10:31We'll all get into trouble.
10:33Oh.
10:33I'm afraid so, little frog man.
10:35Oh.
10:36Well, you see, it's just that it's really difficult for a frog to carry cash with him.
10:41I mean, just look at us.
10:42No pockets.
10:44You can trust my Uncle Kermit.
10:46Hmm.
10:47Oh.
10:47If my supervisor found out about this, I'd be under the benches scraping used spearmen for
10:52the rest of my career.
10:53Well, I've got a credit card, of course, but I'm afraid I left home without it.
10:57Marge, I'm Quentin Fitzwaller here.
11:00I've got to go find some people.
11:03Whatever.
11:04Could you send someone down to keep an eye on a Mr. Kismet and his nephew?
11:09Uh, it's Kermit, actually.
11:11Uh, they're two grained gentlemen.
11:13Uncle Kermit!
11:15Look!
11:15Ice cream!
11:16Ice cream!
11:17Ah!
11:17Ice cream!
11:19Ice cream!
11:19Oh, boy, we better stop him!
11:21Uh, please!
11:21Marge, Marge, wait, wait!
11:22Yellow alert!
11:23Major breaking!
11:24No, Marge, Marge, Marge.
11:25Forget I said that.
11:26Please forget I said that.
11:27Everything is...
11:28All right.
11:30Oh, it's hard to know where to start.
11:32There's so much to do.
11:34Hey, B, look at these fountains.
11:36Ooh, they're great!
11:38They sure are?
11:39Oh, boy!
11:40Wow!
11:41Fifteen love!
11:43Cute is his middle name.
11:45Actually, it's Norman.
11:46Oh.
11:48It's really a delightful place, you know?
11:51Ooh.
11:51Actually, you don't know, do you?
11:54Beaker, come on.
11:55Come along.
11:56This way.
11:56Right over here.
11:57Ah, Camilla, hon.
11:59Here we are at last.
12:00Just the two of us.
12:01Aw.
12:02Now, what would you like to see first?
12:03The Wonders of Life exhibit or, uh, the ocean thing over there?
12:08Aw.
12:09Oh.
12:09What's that?
12:11Aw.
12:13Woo!
12:13It's a used paper cup exhibit.
12:16Boy, these Disney people are always on the cutting edge.
12:18Camilla.
12:19Huh?
12:19Look at those bent drinking straws.
12:22Huh?
12:22Oh.
12:23Yeah.
12:24There you go, Beaky.
12:26That should help.
12:31Or not.
12:33Uh, well, you see, I'd be happy to pay for the ice creams that Animal ate, but you see,
12:37we frogs have this real problem with pockets.
12:39Uh, you know, no place to put money.
12:41And, uh, uh...
12:42Uh, I don't think he understood, Uncle Kermit.
12:46Oh, well, uh, let's go back and try to set things right with that security guard.
12:49You know, I bet he thinks we sneaked into the park.
12:51Oh, actually, we did.
12:53Uh, well, all the more reason to talk to him.
12:56Uh-oh, he's not there.
12:57Uh-oh, he's probably rounding up a posse to come after us.
13:00Woo!
13:02Yeah, yeah, on a bun.
13:03I want it on a bun, and I'll take it with mustard.
13:05Mustard and ketchup.
13:07Yeah, yeah.
13:08Relish?
13:08Yeah, I'll take rel...
13:09Well, no, no.
13:10Just a basic with mustard and ketchup.
13:12That'll be fine to start with.
13:13On my second one, I'll have...
13:14Not that!
13:14Hey, ho-ho-ho, watch it.
13:16You'll wrinkle the fur.
13:17You're part of the Kismet Gang, aren't you?
13:20Maybe, maybe not.
13:22Maybe I'm just a simple rat on holiday.
13:24Oh, yeah?
13:24Well, we don't allow rosents in the park.
13:27Oh, yeah?
13:27Does your boss Mickey know this?
13:29Mickey?
13:32Well, Mickey's...
13:34Mickey's Mickey's...
13:36Mickey's Mickey's...
13:36Look, you've got to help me find the Kismet Gang.
13:39Well, what's it worth to you?
13:41Anything.
13:42I'll pay anything.
13:43Oh, exactly my price.
13:45You can start by paying for this hot dog.
13:47All right, all right.
13:48Now, where are they?
13:49Well, first of all, they're called the Muppets.
13:53The Muppets?
13:53Yeah.
13:54Is that two T's, one P?
13:55No, no, no.
13:55Two P's, one T.
13:57S at the end.
13:59Well, where are they?
13:59I wonder which direction we should be taking.
14:03Well, it's kind of pleasant right around here.
14:06Nonsense.
14:07Where we want to be is the Chinese Theater.
14:10Oh, yes.
14:11I want to see the autographs and footprints of all the stars in the sidewalk.
14:15Well, Miss Piggy, I think that's probably a long walk from here.
14:20Walk?
14:21Walk?
14:21Walk?
14:22Well, I'm certain someone can give us a ride.
14:24You want to ride?
14:26Well, ride this way.
14:27Come on.
14:32Hey, they got a pet care center.
14:34Maybe they can help me.
14:36Excuse me.
14:36Hmm?
14:37Who's your owner?
14:38Owner?
14:39I have no owner, sir.
14:41Uh-huh.
14:43But perhaps you can help me.
14:44You see, the Walt Disney World is such a big place.
14:47I don't know what to do with all this incredible freedom.
14:51Oops.
14:51Now, there's a solution I hadn't particularly thought of.
14:54Come on.
14:55But you don't understand.
14:56I got a license.
14:57I got a license.
14:57Miss Piggy, I never would have done this.
15:27I guessed that you were a fan of these thrill rides.
15:31I know what you mean.
15:33Once you start, you just never want to stop.
15:35Come on.
15:35Star Tours is over this way.
15:37Muppet.
15:38Muppet.
15:40Hey, you know, this ice cream's really good.
15:42Now, all we need is some root beer.
15:44Would you stop eating and help me capture the Muppets?
15:46Hey, I can't scheme on an empty stomach.
15:49But if you want to capture the Muppets,
15:50you've got to watch for the weird and unusual.
15:53Fitz Waller here.
15:56World Showcase?
15:58A Scandinavian cook and a guy with a bucket on his head?
16:03Bullseye.
16:04Well, my friend here would like one of your fine tacos, please.
16:30Well, I think he would like the last one, please.
16:54Beaker, you'll feel much better after a snack.
16:57Oh, come on.
16:58Here, here, here.
16:59Oh, here, here, here.
17:02Bon appetit.
17:08Oh, Vicky, you're looking much better.
17:13Oh, look, Ma, there's a place we can have lunch.
17:15Oh, what a gift for a nice honey sandwich.
17:19Let's go.
17:20Oh, wait, wait, wait.
17:21Oh, Ma, I forgot we don't have any money.
17:23Oh, no.
17:24Oh, sorry, Ma, I guess this means no lunch for us today.
17:28Oh, darn.
17:30I wouldn't be too sure.
17:32What?
17:33And now, ladies and gentlemen, presenting the world's funniest comedian.
17:39Ma!
17:40The one and only...
17:42Ma!
17:42No, no, Ma, please don't do this to me.
17:45Don't, Ma, please.
17:48Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:49Ah, hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya.
17:51Hey, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the theme park.
17:54Put some money in the hat, folks.
17:55A little money for some honey.
17:58Ha, ha, ha.
18:00Ah, I love it, dear.
18:02It's beautiful.
18:03It's perfect.
18:04Absolutely.
18:05I can't think of a thing to complain about.
18:07It's pretty.
18:08Pleasant.
18:09Neat.
18:10Clean.
18:11Yeah.
18:11Mm.
18:12I hate it when there's nothing to complain about.
18:15This is terrible.
18:15Yeah, why did we come to this miserable place?
18:18Boo!
18:18This!
18:19This!
18:19Close this dump down!
18:21Taxi!
18:22Taxi!
18:23Get us out of here!
18:24Oh, Camilla, isn't this just keen?
18:27If we hadn't taken that unmarked stairway next to the broom closet,
18:30we might have missed this whole grungy tunnel exhibit.
18:34Grungy?
18:35Oh, we're on the back lot in the New York set.
18:38This is great!
18:39Oh, this is okay.
18:40I mean, it's not like the swamp, of course.
18:42The frog festival will have already started.
18:44You think we're missing anything?
18:45Of course.
18:46They probably started the mud ball game and the skimming derby.
18:49Skimming derby?
18:49Yeah, to see how much pond scum you can skim.
18:52Scum skimming is a great sport.
18:53Pretty nice, all right.
18:56Say, like, what is this place, anyway?
18:59They call it World Showcase.
19:01Looks like China or Japan.
19:03Here it does.
19:04Over there, it looks like England.
19:06Wait a second.
19:08A thought is just cerebral cortexed into my cranium.
19:11Oh, the good doctor has an idea.
19:13What do rock musicians want to do more than anything else in the world?
19:16I know, I know, I know, I know.
19:19Besides that.
19:20Besides that, what rock musicians want is a world tour.
19:25Right.
19:25You got it.
19:26And here you can have it.
19:27Why, we could do a world tour every afternoon.
19:30And, like, be home in time for dinner.
19:33Get me to the stage.
19:43Let the party begin.
19:45Open up the door and let everyone in.
19:48Because you know we're rocking all around the world.
19:52We get out and gigging every gig we play.
19:58Making new friends all along the way as we go.
20:04Rocking all around the world.
20:06Now, you don't have to worry, not I'm sure you'll agree.
20:12If you don't speak the same language as me.
20:16Because when we rocked together, we were real and big.
20:19Ah, ah, ah, ah.
20:21One big family.
20:23Rocking rolling around the world.
20:26Rocking rolling the world around.
20:29Rocking rolling around the world.
20:32Now, I want to see their faces, Mr. Put up the lights.
20:36Want to lift the people up to brand new heights.
20:39We'll go.
20:41Rocking all around the world.
20:46When you get to ring it through the concert hall.
20:50Music has a magic way of bringing down the wall.
20:53Because you know.
20:55Rocking all around the world.
20:58Now, you don't have to worry, not I'm sure you'll agree.
21:03I agree.
21:04If you don't speak the same language as me.
21:07As me.
21:07But when we rocked together, we were real and big.
21:11One, two, three, four.
21:12One big family.
21:14Rocking rolling around the world.
21:18Rocking rolling around the world.
21:21Rocking rolling around the world.
21:24Rocking rolling around the world.
21:54Rock and roll.
21:55Rock and roll.
22:02Oh, there's nothing more romantic than these old-fashioned horse-bought collies.
22:07Hello.
22:08Hello.
22:09Who's your lady friend?
22:11Who's this little girlie by my side?
22:14I've seen you with a guy or two.
22:18Oh, oh, oh.
22:19We are surprised at you.
22:22Hello.
22:23Hello.
22:23Stop your little game.
22:26Do you think my ways I ought to mend?
22:29It isn't the girl I saw you with at Epcot.
22:33Who, who, who's your lady friend?
22:36I say, I say.
22:37Who was that lady I saw you with at Epcot?
22:40That was no lady.
22:41That was my nurse.
22:42Oh, you're a nurse.
22:44It isn't the girl I saw you with at Epcot.
22:47Who, who, who's your lady?
22:50Who, who, who's my lady?
22:52Who, who, who's her lady friend?
22:54This is a good idea you have.
22:59Thanks.
22:59With a team of agents, we can sweep the park and capture the Muppets.
23:03There'll be no gum scraping for me.
23:06You're not so dumb for a rat.
23:08Well, we're even then.
23:09You're not so smart for a person.
23:11Ah, listen, you better give your instructions to your men.
23:15Right.
23:16All right, man, listen up.
23:17Your assignment is to capture the Muppets.
23:20Give no ground.
23:22Show no mercy.
23:23Remember, you are the finest.
23:25The Disney SWAT team.
23:27Good grief.
23:28Your people are starting to remind me of my people.
23:32I must say, Beaker, the wig is a big improvement.
23:35It gives you an exotic, almost sultry quality.
23:40Beaker, this way.
23:41Oh.
23:41Oh.
23:42Oh.
23:42Oh.
23:42Oh.
23:57Oh, Miss Piggy, wasn't that just the best ride you've ever been on?
24:16I mean...
24:17Wasn't that the best ride in the whole world?
24:21Okay, I've got a better one.
24:22I bet this is the way to the Magic Kingdom, Uncle Kermit.
24:29This'll be fun.
24:30Yeah, but it's getting late.
24:32You know, the scum-skimming contest back at the swamp is probably over by now.
24:35Gary usually wins by cheating.
24:37He's a scam scum-skimmer.
24:38Oh, ho.
24:40Hmm.
24:41There he is.
24:42Agent Grumpy, secure the exits.
24:44Agent Bashful, initiate crowd control.
24:47Forward men.
24:49Oh, no.
24:50I don't see him.
24:53He was here a second ago.
24:55Rats.
24:56You called?
24:56No!
24:57Don't do that!
25:02He's gone.
25:03Oh, no.
25:04Robin!
25:05Uncle Kermit!
25:08When I was a kid, I just slept all day.
25:11And then, then I became a poet.
25:13I was going from bed to verse.
25:16Get it?
25:17I was a poet, verse.
25:19Wait, come back.
25:19Give me a break.
25:22Are you sure you'd do this for a living?
25:25Oh, ma.
25:27Well, at least those two old hecklers aren't here.
25:30Hey, Bear.
25:31Sorry we're late.
25:32Yeah, you can start the bad jokes now.
25:34Oh, no.
25:36Hmm, this doesn't look like the Magic Kingdom.
25:42And now, live from the Detention Hall of the Walt Disney World Pet Care Center, it's showtime.
25:51Well, it would take an awful lot of clouds to rain on my parade.
25:58I'm so glad I stayed.
25:59I'm so glad I stayed.
25:59I'm talking it.
26:12Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
26:14Now, he don't mind if people call him lazy.
26:18Whoop, whoop.
26:19If they don't see his highway his way, that's just crazy.
26:23You know that I could pass the day away just barking up a tree.
26:28Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
26:29It's a life for me.
26:31I'm dogging it.
26:32Whoop, whoop, whoop.
26:34Hey, look at that dog, the old man, old man.
26:36Sting a shoo-bop, shoo-bop-bop, bam, shoo-bam.
26:39He's got a magic and a master plan.
26:42Mine, mine, mine.
26:43I got a real cool deal with Lady Luck.
26:46I've had to dream since I was just a buck.
26:49Now, it's a dog's life.
26:50I'm living it.
26:50I'm living it up.
26:51Just fine, fine, fine.
26:53But if you can't be here, let's make it clear.
26:56I wish you all the best.
26:59Tales of happiness.
27:01I'm dogging it.
27:02Whoop, whoop, whoop.
27:04He's dogging it.
27:05Whoop, whoop, whoop.
27:06I'm dogging it.
27:08He's dogging.
27:09Whoop, whoop, whoop.
27:11You know that I could pass the day away.
27:14My, my, my.
27:16Ha, ha, ha.
27:18Ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:21Now, where does this lead?
27:25Oh, Camilla.
27:27Look.
27:28Come on, let's go this way.
27:29Ha, ha, ha.
27:41Oh, boy.
28:01All my friends are off enjoying themselves.
28:04I've looked everywhere for them.
28:06And now I've lost Robin, too.
28:08And we're missing the whole frog festival and bug fry.
28:12Oh, what a disappointment.
28:14To think I've been dreaming about this day for years.
28:18Well, I guess there are bigger dreams than mine.
28:23Hmm?
28:23What is your dream?
28:25I beg your pardon?
28:26I heard what you said.
28:27What is your dream?
28:29Oh, oh, nothing.
28:30I was just, I was just talking to myself.
28:32But you look so sad.
28:34How come?
28:35It's just that I thought my friends would like my old home in the swamp.
28:39And they hated it.
28:40It was a silly dream.
28:42Oh, but my mother said that you should never, ever give up on your dream.
28:46Say, did she ever tell you not to speak to strange frogs?
28:49There's a song issue.
28:51It has a message for you.
28:52Now you're going to sing me a song?
28:54Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
29:01And what's on the other side?
29:05I don't believe this.
29:06Rainbows are visions, but only illusions.
29:13Rainbows have nothing to hide.
29:19So we've been told and some truth to believe it.
29:24I know they're wrong.
29:27Wait and see.
29:31Someday we'll find a rainbow connection.
29:37The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
29:41You know, I think I remember this song.
29:44Whoever sung that song first must have been a wise person.
29:49Actually, he was a frog.
29:51Say, with me.
29:52Why not?
29:53Have you been half asleep?
29:56And have you heard voices?
29:59I've heard them calling my name.
30:05Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailor?
30:11The voice might be one and the same.
30:17I've heard it too many times to shake your wrist.
30:23It's something that I'm supposed to be.
30:29Someday we'll find it.
30:32The rainbow connection.
30:35The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
30:39You know, this song does make me feel better.
30:43The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
30:48You know, I should stop moping around and find my friends
30:51and take them back to the swamp for the throne festival.
30:54That's the spirit.
30:55There he is.
30:56Get him.
30:57Excuse me.
30:58I better hop out of here.
31:00It's too bad I had to leave.
31:02It's not easy, being green.
31:06Look, you've got to help me find the muppets.
31:09Muppets.
31:09Muppets.
31:10Listen, if you're going to catch them,
31:11you've got to keep your eyes open for the truly strange and bizarre.
31:15Excuse me.
31:16Eyes open.
31:17Eyes are open.
31:18Where can a handsome pig like myself
31:20find some nice macho t-shirts with sweet little mice on them?
31:25Down the street there on the right.
31:31Wait a minute.
31:32That was a Muppets.
31:34You're right.
31:36Slow, but right.
31:39All right, turkey.
31:40No more thrill rides.
31:43But, Miss Piggy, we haven't even been to Space Mountain
31:46or Body Wars or...
31:47No, no, no, no.
31:48You do not understand.
31:49We are now going to go straight to the Chinese theater
31:53at the Disney MGM lot or else.
31:57Well, perhaps I'm a fool to ask,
31:59but or else what?
32:00Oh, what else is that?
32:11Come on, let's go.
32:16Snow break!
32:18Hi!
32:20Snow break!
32:21Forward, men.
32:23Now, keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
32:26Dopey!
32:26Dopey!
32:27Keep an eye on that side, the right flank.
32:30Dopey!
32:30Come on, men.
32:31They're not on the ground.
32:32They're not in the sky.
32:33They're all around in here.
32:34Come on, men.
32:35You're top men.
32:37Act like top men.
32:38All right, the frog went that way.
32:40What are you guys doing?
32:41Oh, now to find my friends and get back to the swamp.
32:43I'll start with Fuzzy.
32:45How soon can you get film developed around here, he says.
32:49And I say to him,
32:50someday your prince will come.
32:53Get it?
32:53Prince film?
32:55That's what we call a Disney joke.
32:57No, that's what we call a dismal joke.
32:59Oh, no, please, guys.
33:02Stop trying to make a fool of me.
33:04You don't need our help for that.
33:06Duh!
33:07Do you think you're so funny?
33:08Well, we know you're not so funny.
33:11Oh.
33:11Hey, Fuzzy, looks like you need some help.
33:16Kermit!
33:16Oh, Kermit!
33:17Yes!
33:17It's so good to see you!
33:18Oh!
33:19Oh, yes, yes, I do need help.
33:21Kermit, I don't think I brought the right material.
33:24Uh, no, no, Fuzzy.
33:25I think it's just you're not playing to the right audience.
33:28How do you mean?
33:28Well, look over there.
33:29What?
33:30See, this is the Country Bear Jamboree.
33:32Uh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome, if you will, the one and only Fuzzy Bear.
33:36Oh!
33:36Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
33:38Yes, yes, yes.
33:39Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya.
33:40What a wonderful audience.
33:41Hey, hey, did you hear the one about the bear who went into journalism?
33:45He was a cub reporter.
33:47Ah!
33:47Are we the wrong generation for this comedy?
33:51No, the wrong species.
33:52Oh!
33:54See, Fuzzy, they love you.
33:56It doesn't even matter that you're not funny.
34:00Ha, ha, ha.
34:02Easy there.
34:03You all right, Camilla?
34:04Oh, there we are.
34:06Wow.
34:07Hey, holy Toledo, look what we've got here.
34:11Walt Disney's Laundry Land.
34:14Lordy, it's a dream come true.
34:16Ha!
34:17Love in a laundromat.
34:25Who would have thought of that?
34:28Tumbling together in some fancy machine.
34:33I can't deny it.
34:36Love at first cycle.
34:39You set me spinning, if you know what I mean.
34:44Love in a laundry.
34:48Watch for the ceiling.
34:50Soon we'll be feeling, feeling like new.
34:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:58Oh, my little poppy seed.
35:00You say the sweetest things.
35:01I can't deny it was love at first cycle.
35:08Tossing and turning around here with you.
35:14Hands off.
35:15Tossing and turning around here with you.
35:24Oh, boy.
35:27Oh.
35:29Woo.
35:30Boy, what a treat.
35:32Yeah.
35:32But I guess it's time we went and found Kermit, huh?
35:34Oh.
35:35Huh?
35:37Oh, I know.
35:38It would have been great to get ourselves steam ironed, but you have to save some of the
35:42fun for another day.
35:43Oh, boy.
35:45Kermit, it was just so great to have you show up and help me with my act.
35:48Yeah.
35:49We were getting in trouble without you.
35:51Yeah.
35:51Oh, it's my pleasure.
35:52I just wish I knew where the rest of the gang is.
35:54Oh, I bet they're behaving themselves.
35:56Sure.
35:57Oh, my goodness.
35:59What do we have here?
36:01There it is.
36:02Yes, the Indiana Jones stunt show.
36:05No, no, no.
36:06Beauregard, we are going to the Chinese theater.
36:09Absolutely.
36:10And I know a shortcut.
36:11Huh?
36:12Come on.
36:12Wait, wait, wait.
36:13Come on.
36:13No way.
36:14No way.
36:15No way.
36:16Ah.
36:16All right, now, the first place to check is the Chinese theater.
36:19I bet Piggy headed that way.
36:21Oh, look.
36:21That's animal.
36:22Uh-oh.
36:23Looks like trouble.
36:24Come on.
36:25No way.
36:26No way.
36:27No way.
36:27Please.
36:29Hey, I saw a frog heading that way into Indiana Jones' place.
36:32Of course, I can't be sure it was Kermit.
36:34Still, how many frogs have we seen around here?
36:37Yeah, it was probably Kermit, all right.
36:39I hope so.
36:39I miss his little flippery presence.
36:42And now, ladies and gentlemen, before the Indiana Jones epic stunt spectacular,
36:46we can't begin, we need some volunteers from our audience today,
36:49folks who are willing to be extras in our story today.
36:52For instance, we need someone who can play a really sturdy peasant woman.
36:58Any really sturdy peasant women with us today?
37:01Will you stop pushing me?
37:03And here she is.
37:05Yes, you would be perfect.
37:07Perfect for what?
37:08Perfect to be on our show today.
37:10Your show?
37:11Yeah, just go right down there and get a costume.
37:14Oh, how lovely.
37:15Shouldn't we have a deer memo?
37:17Snow White!
37:18Snow White!
37:19Snow White!
37:20Snow White!
37:21And now we're looking for a real leading man type.
37:24Any volunteers for this one?
37:26Come on, a real Tom Selleck type.
37:28Oh, hey, there he is.
37:29There's Animal up there.
37:30Hey, Animal!
37:31Woo!
37:32You, sir, thanks for volunteering.
37:34You'll be perfect.
37:35What?
37:35What?
37:35Whoa, Camilla, isn't this terrific?
37:43Look what we've discovered.
37:44Huh?
37:45We're in a sewer.
37:46Ah!
37:47Boy, nothing can touch the magic of Disney.
37:50Ah!
37:53And so, ladies and gentlemen, we've finished our casting.
37:55Why not sit back and enjoy the filming of the Indiana Jones epic stunt spectacular?
38:00Scene one, take one, mark.
38:07Oh!
38:08Oh!
38:10Who will save me?
38:12Don't worry, Miss Piggy.
38:14I will save you.
38:15This could be tougher than scum skimming.
38:17Now, this is a play gun.
38:24It's all make-believe.
38:25Trust me.
38:35Oh, come on.
38:36And they say I overact.
38:38Ha!
38:39Hey, hey, doesn't that lady pig look familiar?
38:42Don't all lady pigs look alike?
38:44Oh, yeah.
38:45Ah!
38:46Watch out for the pantyhose!
38:49Ah!
38:53I thought that you'd stunt people for this.
38:56I'd like to go on record as being opposed to the use of violence for purposes of conflict resolution.
39:00However...
39:01Oh, no!
39:07They're taking Miss Piggy for a spin around the block!
39:09Ah!
39:12Hey!
39:12Whoa!
39:13Whoa!
39:14Oh, no!
39:15It's part of the act!
39:26That does it.
39:27Show business is not for you.
39:30Oh, but, Ma, look.
39:30They're starting a whole new scene.
39:32Oh!
39:32That looks worse.
39:34I don't believe in violence.
39:38I don't believe in violence.
39:42You okay?
39:43Oh, God.
39:46What the hell?
39:57You guys okay?
40:03Hey, how'd all our friends get on this show?
40:07Lucky and intelligence.
40:08Yeah.
40:09Yeah.
40:09They didn't have either one.
40:10Oh!
40:12Miss Piggy!
40:14How are we going to explain this to Big Bird?
40:20Don't miss my foot!
40:25Nothing interesting happening up here, Camilla.
40:28Let's go back to the laundry.
40:29Ah!
40:30Ha!
40:37Will you come in, dear?
40:39Well, haven't I taught you anything?
40:41What?
40:41Step aside.
40:43Hi-ya!
40:46Animal help!
40:47Animal help!
40:49Let's get out of here!
41:10Victory is mine!
41:15Alright, there's the kid
41:16and the little bunny rabbit.
41:18Is that the whole gang?
41:19Ah, yes, it is.
41:20And it's great to see all you guys.
41:22Oh, it's so great to see you, too, Kermit.
41:23We missed you.
41:24Wonderful to be together again.
41:26Yeah, thank you.
41:27And listen, if we all hurry,
41:28we can get back to the swamp
41:29in time for the bug fry.
41:30Well, that's what you think.
41:31I'm turning you over to the chief.
41:33What?
41:33Hello, Mr. Mouse.
41:35Quentin Fitzwaller here.
41:36I have just personally captured
41:38the entire insidious, evil Kismet gang.
41:43That's Kermit, not Kismet.
41:45It's Kermit the Frog.
41:46Excuse me, I'm talking to Mickey Mouse.
41:48Yeah, well, Mickey and I are all buddies.
41:50I didn't know you knew Mickey Mouse.
41:52Sure, we're both members of FASA.
41:54FASA?
41:54Yeah, fictional animal stars of America.
41:56I understand.
41:57Now, let me talk to Mickey.
41:59Come on, give me the phone.
42:01Come on.
42:02Excuse me, excuse me, Mr. Mouse.
42:03Excuse me, I'm sorry.
42:04Uh, there's a Kermit the Frog here
42:07who claims to have once met you.
42:11Really?
42:14Oh.
42:15Uh, uh, yes, of course.
42:17One, one, one moment, sir.
42:19Uh-huh.
42:20Oh.
42:22Hello, Mickey?
42:23Mickey, this is Kermit the Frog here.
42:26Yeah, well, there's been a little mix-up here.
42:28Mickey's body.
42:29Yeah, terrific.
42:31We'll be right over.
42:31Okay, everybody, the office is right down here.
42:36And in a second, I'll introduce everybody to Mickey Mouse.
42:39Oh, Kermit, I can't see Mickey Mouse looking like this.
42:42Oh, quick, the purse, please.
42:45Hello, Mickey.
42:46Are you in there?
42:47Kermit?
42:48Is that you?
42:49Uh-huh.
42:49Come on in.
42:51Gosh, it sure is swell to see all the Muppets
42:54here at Walt Disney World.
42:56Welcome, everyone.
42:57Oh, thanks, Mickey.
42:58Hey, I'd like you to meet the gang.
42:59There's Fozzie, and Floyd, and Janice,
43:02and here's Bean Bunny, and Gonzo, and Nephew Robin, and, uh...
43:06Ah, where's Miss Piggy?
43:10Mickey Mouse, yeah.
43:12Can honor to meet you.
43:16How did she do that?
43:18If there's one thing Piggy knows,
43:19it's how to make an entrance.
43:21Mickey, we've had a wonderful time at Walt Disney World.
43:24It's like a dream come true.
43:25Well, you know what we say.
43:27When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.
43:32Well, actually, what we say is,
43:34someday you'll find it the Rainbow Connection,
43:36the lovers, the dreamers, and me.
43:38Uh-oh.
43:39They're starting to argue philosophy.
43:42Now, I'd like to invite all you dreamers
43:44to go down to the Chinese Theater.
43:47Why, there, you can put your names and footprints in the cement.
43:50Uh-huh.
43:51Welcome to the family.
43:52When the curtain goes up and we hear the applause,
44:01it's the moment we live for, and you are the cause.
44:04We're gonna keep on singing, if you keep ringing.
44:07Your laughter and mayhem, wahoo's and gaffa's friend.
44:10We're not gonna stop till we get to the top,
44:13with a stomp and a shuffle, a skip and a hop.
44:16Cause wherever we are and wherever we go,
44:20we're ready to rock and we're ready to roll.
44:23So raise the curtains and light the lights.
44:26It's for certain the time is right.
44:29It works together, it works apart.
44:32It goes without saying that it comes from the heart.
44:35So raise and I'm proud and let them hear.
44:39We got you smiling, we'll hear you cheer.
44:42Cause it's the sound that we adore.
44:44When you're shouting more, more, more.
44:47And when the camera's flashing, I will pose a dozen old things.
44:54And when my song is over, I will see they dozen houses.
45:00We're so glad that you're here.
45:02I need to tell you we know.
45:04Cause we hold you so dear.
45:05Yes, it's you that we love.
45:07I want it, we're in showbiz.
45:09And all we know is we'll give you our best stuff.
45:12And we're not gonna stop till we get to the top.
45:16With a stop and a shuffle, a skip and a hop.
45:19Cause wherever we are and wherever we go, we go.
45:23We're taking the stage and stay on the show.
45:26So raise the curtains and light the lights.
45:29It's for certain the time is right.
45:32It works together, it works apart.
45:36It goes without saying that it comes from the heart.
45:38So raise and I grow and lift and hear.
45:42For dirt, for heating, our finger smear.
45:45As it's a sound that we adore.
45:48When you're shouting more, more, more, more, more.
46:02Well, here we are back in the swamp again.
46:04It's like another dream come true.
46:06Yeah.
46:07Yeah, I gotta admit, Kermit, it is pretty nice.
46:09The mosquitoes aren't half bad either.
46:13Hey, you know, it's a great end to a terrific day.
46:17Yeah.
46:18Hey, where's Miss Piggy?
46:20I haven't seen her in the longest time.
46:22I don't know.
46:23Oh, we left her at the Chinese Theater.
46:25She was still standing in the wet cement,
46:27signing autographs and posing for pictures.
46:30Oh, no.
46:31Everybody back to Walt Disney World.
46:33Emmylou, find us some pickaxes.
46:34Come on, guys, let's go.
46:36We'll save you.
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47:10Then there's no place like home
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