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00:00Here, now, not so fast, not so fast, and listen, I need all hands on deck for my future party, yeah, because that girl in the sheets, I keep the night in.
00:13So, Denzel, I'm going to need you on a balloon.
00:16No, no, Denzel's got school, so I love you guys, goodbye.
00:19I know, I know, and I would love to, but I have to do some check.
00:23Now, I know it's your day off.
00:25Yes, but I have a soup kitchen.
00:27Yes, sadly, I am needed that soup kitchen.
00:29All day.
00:30No, no, look at me in my eye, look at me in my eye.
00:32Wow, and you call yourself a woman of God's?
00:34Aye, we don't need any trust.
00:36Well, I don't deserve a fuss.
00:38Ah, there she is, yes, the matron of honor, to serve my every whim with that computer.
00:49Our mini break was lovely, Kim.
00:51Yeah.
00:52Thanks for us.
00:53Oh.
00:54Oh, he's lovely, actually.
00:55Yes.
00:56Oh, thank you.
00:58Yeah.
00:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00Okay, so listen, we are going to start early.
01:03Okay, so the salon is closed, and the kids have a half day due to later from the emergency.
01:09It's here, huh?
01:10Kim!
01:11Oh, shit!
01:12Kim tried to shower to-do list through the door while I was trying to shower.
01:24Thanks for taking me in last night.
01:27How was the sofa?
01:28Fine.
01:29Look, stay as long as you like.
01:31I don't think Yolanda would be very happy about that.
01:33Well, you're a friend in need.
01:35Just a friend, right?
01:37Because I don't feel safe with the Vic.
01:40I don't think I'm going to feel safe until I know he's behind this.
01:44Like I said, you're safe with me.
01:47Thanks for keeping an eye on him.
01:48No problem.
01:49He's not well.
01:50I'm going to calm down.
01:51Well, and he's keeping an eye on the store for us, so...
01:54How bad is he?
01:55Oh, Nicola.
01:56Look, there's a green veggie shake thing in the fridge if he gets hungry.
02:08Don't let him out the door.
02:10And don't tell him where I've gone.
02:12I don't want him or Barney to know that Teddy's changed his pleater guilty.
02:16Not yet.
02:17Hey!
02:18Do you manage any sleep?
02:19You two dinner.
02:20Is it about my dad?
02:21No.
02:22No.
02:23No.
02:24I've got an appointment in town.
02:25There you go.
02:26Billy and Honey just said they'd help you out.
02:28Tell me you're feeling better.
02:29Babysit me.
02:30No thanks.
02:31Stop scratching.
02:32I'm barely holding it together, really, love.
02:33Don't let me down.
02:34Thanks, guys.
02:35It's all right.
02:36I sent a photo to Anthony.
02:37Anthony.
02:38I don't know.
02:39It's all right.
02:40It's all right.
02:41It's all right.
02:42It's all right.
02:43I sent a photo to Anthony.
02:44Anthony.
02:45It's all right.
02:46It's all right.
02:47It's all right.
02:48It's all right.
02:49It's all right.
02:50It's all right.
02:51It's all right.
02:52It's all right.
02:53It's all right.
02:54It's all right.
02:55I sent a photo to Anthony.
02:56Anthony, why'll I take care?
02:57Well, he's checking with a patient who runs corn shops.
03:00I seriously don't wanna see that one.
03:02It's all what you're saying, then.
03:03It's all right.
03:04It's all right.
03:05I think it's a bit dark to be gossiped about him. I actually feel sorry for him. Well, that's no fun. Yes, well, neither is planning a christening.
03:24No way, that's not it. Basically, I want to be the girl father. Please. Jimmy, having you as moral guidance. What about the blinds eating? No. So, do you need help with anything? Because I'm a stupid woman.
03:46What do you think, love? How's Bonnie? I'm trying to help you. Tell me, get away. I've talked to you before. We don't need you. I'm sticking your nose in you, all right?
04:00One egg. One egg. A week. A fag. You want a little bit later now? Go in. Just making sure you lot aren't too soft at the auditions.
04:09That and Julie's soft, do you? Hmm. I watched Tommy's tape. There might be potential, but you can't just rely on his looks. My mate Jesse swears he's a bit of that lad from Titanic.
04:23I only care if I can act like him, though. Right. We better clean up before your mum gets back, eh, Phil?
04:30We're, uh, we're holding auditions today, nice, for your film. Julie's over there now, setting up. All we gotta do is turn up and just hope other people turn up or not.
04:40Right. I fell. Right.
04:44Yes, I think that's gonna be all right, isn't it? It's all contrast. Yeah, blue, blue. Yeah, blue.
04:49I don't know if she's staying in. As long as she wants.
04:53I saw Denise, like, doing. A penny. You'd love it.
04:59Yeah. Amazing what teamwork can do.
05:02Yes!
05:03Oh, Kim, um, I hope I'm not overstepping, but, um, I...
05:08I want to buy a crate of champagne to help the celebrations go off with a bang.
05:14Oh, that's nice.
05:16Yes.
05:16Oh, I think I could...
05:17Oh, I think I could...
05:29Yeah, well, you won't be laughing when Sally finds out about your restraining order, will you?
05:34You watch your mouth.
05:36Is everything all right?
05:38Oh, phew.
05:39Howie's just a little, uh, proud about accepting gifts.
05:42But I don't back down.
05:46What do you say?
05:50That's all agreed.
05:52Uh, I've got to get to surgery.
05:54I should get back to the Vic, pick up the last of my bits.
05:57Well, thanks, Zoe.
05:58See you.
05:58Thanks, see ya.
06:01Oh, that looks good.
06:04Whatever beef you've got with Anthony, you need to squash him.
06:08Yes, he might be a tall, handsome, rich doctor.
06:14But you know what?
06:15You should be jealous.
06:16Because all I need is a good man.
06:19Yeah, honey.
06:20He ain't that.
06:21He what?
06:23Just leave it, you know?
06:24No, no, not so fast.
06:26No, I mean, what's he done?
06:29Tell me what's going on.
06:35Now, what makes a special teapot?
06:37It's the make, isn't it, as well?
06:38It's the make.
06:40Now, that bloke is a liar.
06:42But I'm telling you, that teapot ain't the parents, Cliff.
06:45Billy, the experts just said it's you.
06:49Honey.
06:50Are you telling me that you trust a man wearing a bow tie and pink trousers?
06:54Hmm.
06:56I'm in the trade, hum.
06:58What do you think, Hatch?
07:01Yeah.
07:04You heard from which of you?
07:05Um, no, no, no, not yet.
07:12How do you have a little crispy?
07:14Yeah.
07:14It's a nice one.
07:15Tell me about Lorna Bailey.
07:16They're going to be the answer to the future.
07:18Yeah, right.
07:19Yeah, right.
07:20So, she's contemporary.
07:21Yeah, you know, you know, you know, you're good.
07:23Oh, Kojo's just texted me.
07:25I'll be back in, like, 15 minutes.
07:28The, the East can't go.
07:30Oh, what, you think I'm going to go on a ski?
07:32Because I can't.
07:33I'm broke.
07:34I'm not sitting here.
07:35I'm watching teapots.
07:36Listen, darling.
07:37We just want the best for you, that's all.
07:38What's best for me is not treating me like some kid.
07:42Your mum just wants you better.
07:44Surely that's what you want, and I want it.
07:48Calm down, Lorna.
07:50Sit down here with us.
07:52What a bit of telly.
07:53You'll be white as rain in no time.
07:54Money.
07:55Yeah, yeah, you're all right.
08:03I'm going to go get me a dab, actually.
08:05Like that.
08:06Yeah, it's a good idea.
08:08Come here.
08:08Yeah.
08:12All right?
08:13All right.
08:14See you in a bit.
08:15Yeah.
08:19Yeah, I hope he does get a bit of sleep before his mum gets home.
08:22Yes.
08:25I know he was a wrong'un.
08:39And he liked it, Patrick.
08:40I know it's bad, but...
08:42Like I said, you've got to keep this between us, yeah?
08:45Like hell I will.
08:46Look, if his ex has got a restraining order on him,
08:49I mean, he could be dangerous.
08:50I don't know all the details.
08:51Look, I know that he lied.
08:52That's the detail.
08:53I'm going to have to stay in a talk.
08:55Kim, Kim, Kim, wait.
08:57You're right.
08:59But it's our engagement party.
09:02You know, this will devastate Patrick.
09:04We know that.
09:07Just for today.
09:08Let's focus on us, yeah?
09:12For Patrick's sake.
09:13I'm going to have to do some light, yeah.
09:29You are?
09:31You need to say a little bit now.
09:32Don't be here.
09:33Well, I ain't here now, are they?
09:35Did I do something wrong?
09:37What have I forgotten now?
09:38What do you think, sweetheart?
09:39You haven't done anything wrong?
09:42Look.
09:44Why don't we just leave it for today?
09:47Let's go and watch the nice deli.
09:49Right.
09:49Left arm in first, sweetheart.
09:54Bit caught, that's it.
09:55Good God.
09:57Sorry we're late.
09:58We've got caught up in a job.
10:00Don't worry.
10:01Obviously, next time to see you.
10:03Well, my nan had, you know, said.
10:06I'd like to help.
10:07Plus, this film needs a bit of glamour and sizzle.
10:09We can't all contain our talents in the push-up, Ra, darling.
10:14Well, I don't know anything, Nigel.
10:15I've been letting both down.
10:17Well, actually, I do.
10:18On that, Lexi says she wants you to film everything because, and I quote,
10:22Don't trust anyone else.
10:24Quite the script, right?
10:26Scary stuff.
10:27We're all so excited to get stuited on this.
10:30Yeah, yeah, so am I.
10:32Right.
10:33Oh, Phil, did you tell me that you were back working?
10:58No, I'm not.
10:59Oh, I miss seeing you working in here.
11:06So, how are you holding up?
11:08How's things?
11:09Kwame says that we shouldn't hang out.
11:12Yeah, well, what does he know?
11:13I don't listen to him.
11:15He just wants me to feel better.
11:18I'll go to see a therapist later.
11:20Oh, yeah?
11:22That's great, mate.
11:25Well, look, I've got to shoot up.
11:27See you around.
11:29Harry, could you put the money back, please?
11:33I don't want to get into trouble.
11:39I'm out of work, you know.
11:41It was just up here to tie me over.
11:45I'm not trying to get you in trouble, Coach.
11:48I'm sorry.
11:50You won't say nothing, will you?
11:53That's what you said before.
11:57Don't say nothing.
11:58Harry.
12:06Harry.
12:08Oh, Kat, listen, darling.
12:09It took the salon for the day.
12:11I want mine, but I needed you set her nails.
12:13I've been chewing these all night, Dick.
12:14You all right, Zoe?
12:18Look, this is about last night.
12:24Is it all right if I leave Minnie Moe here?
12:26Because if there's one more surprise arrival, I think Yolandi's going to go over to the edge.
12:30Is it okay with Anthony?
12:34If it's too much, you know, just tell me.
12:37It's fine.
12:39I'm fine.
12:43Zoe, what do you want this?
12:45The cat food's under the sink, and just take care of her for me.
13:04Now, people with your nan's condition can struggle with change.
13:07So, perhaps when her routine gets calmer...
13:10No, it's not just that.
13:12If things don't improve, then encourage her to come and see me.
13:16But for now, it's back to school, I'm afraid.
13:29We don't have an appointment.
13:31I'm not sick.
13:32You are.
13:34You lied to Patrick.
13:36Your ex has a restraining order against you.
13:40Yes, that's what I know.
13:42Harry told me not to say anything because of the engagement party, but you know what?
13:45I don't want her all over.
13:46You only hurt her side.
13:49Now, Sophie, my ex, she's dangerous.
13:54She couldn't handle the breakup, so she's making up lies to keep me from my kids.
14:00And how do I know that to be true?
14:02You know me.
14:05We're practically family.
14:07Now, I am the victim here.
14:11How are we telling anyone else?
14:14No.
14:15But why lie?
14:17I hope I could sort it in court before breaking Dad's heart.
14:21What mine was.
14:23Now, please, let me explain it to him.
14:27Gently.
14:31Listen, I want Patrick to enjoy the party.
14:35So for his sake, I'll give you time.
14:38But the truth has to come out, Anthony.
14:43Okay.
14:47It better be important, you know, because I've got a party to organise.
14:49You're right.
14:52It can wait.
14:54Yes, I'll give you the money tomorrow.
14:57I promise.
14:57Please.
14:59For God's sake!
15:00Wait.
15:01No respect, yeah?
15:04No, it's just...
15:05What do you mean, you're nothing by it?
15:09You knew him?
15:10Yeah, a bit.
15:11Sounds about right.
15:11Keep coming in to see what people thought about my brother.
15:26Ain't much.
15:29Your brother.
15:33I'm so sorry.
15:35What do you think?
15:36I've just got these in the printers.
15:42We're having the wait later if you want me to come.
15:57I know I knew him.
16:01He was your dealer, yeah?
16:04Ain't my business.
16:06Maybe take this as a sign to turn things around.
16:09For family's sake.
16:11You don't want to end up like him.
16:27Do you think she knows you did it?
16:28Shh!
16:29I've got to say to Louie, inside voice, please.
16:32Actually, make that to go.
16:35Why don't you come and join us?
16:37Trust me, I know what it's like to be talking to town.
16:40Tell me about it.
16:42Thanks.
16:43Now I'll have to stick on a smile and go to an engagement party, which...
16:47I need, like, a hole in the head.
16:49Oh, it's empty, hey?
16:50I'll tell you what, why don't you hide out of mine?
16:55Get away from all of the gossiping.
16:57Thanks.
16:58You will last while we were the good, though.
17:03Oh, any luck with the ring?
17:05I could have some good news for you, sir.
17:09Amazing.
17:12About the party.
17:14Yeah.
17:15If it's all right, I might have to leave it, because my head's all over the place today.
17:19Great minds think alike.
17:20It could be a big lunch for you today.
17:23Plus, um, Harry's very stressed, so I'd stay a cave, you see.
17:32Adley.
17:35You're over here.
17:36So, um, how is cracking up, is he?
17:41It's family business, keep your nose out.
17:43Hey, you reckon you've got me all sussed, don't you?
17:46Huh?
17:46Petty criminal who attacks old men.
17:49Missing anything?
17:51Including your hair as a lot you're missing.
17:54Sorry.
17:54Sorry.
17:55Hey.
17:56Serious.
17:57You go and celebrate some hell.
17:59What?
17:59These have done anything.
18:01What do you mean?
18:02What do you mean by that?
18:06Oscar.
18:07What did Howie do?
18:13This ain't gonna work.
18:15She don't even know.
18:16Well, her being my wife, I mean, who is gonna believe that we share a bed together?
18:19I mean, look, wouldn't I be better sure it's just something like a pril?
18:24Talk about horror, Phil.
18:26Talk about delusion.
18:28You are a small mummy's boy stinking of chip fat and failure.
18:32Sharing a bed with him?
18:33Turns my stomach just to share a postcode.
18:36I shouldn't be here.
18:38Nigel.
18:39Nigel.
18:40I'm Priya.
18:41And, um, we're all here to audition for your film.
18:44Yeah, but, you know, we could do it another time, mate, if it's better.
18:47But if you'd like to stay, we promise that we'll keep it nice and calm.
18:50But this is from our studio.
18:52That's right, sweetheart.
18:54It's Santa Claus.
18:55It's his script.
18:56And they're all here to audition.
18:59They're all here just from our film?
19:01Yes.
19:04They're all really good friends.
19:07Go on, then.
19:09Better than Sala.
19:15He's definitely not upstairs.
19:17I told you no.
19:18All right.
19:18I'm sorry, Nig.
19:20You might have found out about the plea here and gone to the court.
19:22Or we could be overdosing and they got us somewhere.
19:24Billy, what have we done?
19:33That was horrible.
19:35Teddy was strong, though.
19:38He's going to be sentenced next week.
19:43Nigel.
19:44He lied to us, Nick.
19:48Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
19:54Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
20:24What the hell?
20:32No, no, no, it's not Chelsea.
20:35Chelsea, let me out.
20:36No, Chelsea.
20:37No, I'm not leaving you.
20:38Chelsea, let me out.
20:42Chelsea!
20:43I need some help, please.
20:46Stop it.
20:47No, don't.
20:48I'm Jack, I said it.
20:50What's the problem with you said?
20:51Come on.
20:53Yeah!
20:54Yeah!
20:55Yeah!
20:59Yeah!
21:00Yeah!
21:00Yeah!
21:00Yeah!
21:01You look amazing!
21:03Naturally, naturally.
21:05Mwah!
21:05Mwah!
21:06Out of breath.
21:07So, um, you're not here yet, then?
21:10Um, I'll let him ruin the party.
21:12We're, um...
21:12We're all out to bed for now, anyway.
21:15Oh!
21:17Have a lot.
21:19Um...
21:19You know, in our marriage, yeah, we need to trust each other and forgive each other if
21:27one or the other accidentally, um, breaks that trust.
21:32I had a go at Amy.
21:38I promise.
21:39I know, I know, but I needed to hear from the horse's mouth.
21:43And what did he say?
21:44Oh, that he's a victim and she's twisting everything.
21:48I'm not saying that.
21:49No!
21:50What else has to say?
21:51Do not eat your fire, miss you, girl.
21:56Oh, you'll be gone.
21:59The twins washed them up, so I'd give them another once-over if I was you.
22:04Zoe was in earlier.
22:06She couldn't even look at me.
22:07She'll be fine.
22:08Some of us have got bigger things to worry about.
22:11Anna said this from Bangkok.
22:13You'll miss her.
22:14I will, too.
22:16I'm looking for Harry.
22:17Has anyone seen him?
22:18I'll send her for our cheerleader.
22:19And?
22:20Come on!
22:21I'm nothing.
22:23I was capable of looking after himself.
22:26Chloe?
22:28I'm coming now.
22:30Take no notice.
22:32Horrible woman.
22:32You're right.
22:33I can tell my first expression.
22:35Yeah.
22:36First therapy session.
22:37First day back at work.
22:38Proud of him.
22:39Aww.
22:40Come on, let's go.
22:43Hey.
22:43That's good.
22:45First therapy.
22:46Wait.
22:48What's that?
22:49Oh, I'm just making sure Ricky knows what time to feed Charlie.
22:52We've always been on top of that.
22:53Why is that an issue now?
22:55Because, Lily, it is left up to me to do all the worrying.
22:59I get that you're stressed.
23:02But I thought even talking to someone could help.
23:04Dr. Truman said.
23:06Dr. Truman?
23:07You've been talking about me behind my back?
23:14So why don't you tell Kim?
23:15I was humiliated over a food drug issue with my piece of art today.
23:23So, when it comes to your secret, why shouldn't we have an audience?
23:30All right.
23:31Do it.
23:33I reckon Kim will forgive me for finding a ring.
23:36But it isn't just a ring, is it?
23:38You blackmailed Oscar after he attacked my dad.
23:46Nobody is going to forgive that.
23:52And here's the champagne.
23:53Is that so good?
23:54Yeah, good.
23:58Do you know, I think I'll raise a toast to the happy couple later.
24:02You told my mum.
24:18I ain't getting blamed for an empty safe.
24:21Sorry on your travel card, guys.
24:23Yeah, of course, love.
24:24Thanks for calling me.
24:24Yeah, no worries.
24:28Seriously?
24:29Stealing from me?
24:30I know what that's for.
24:33No, Harry, I'm not letting you take any more of that stuff.
24:36Do you know who I saw today?
24:39Oki's sister.
24:41She invited me to his funeral.
24:44Yeah.
24:45Me.
24:46Imagine that.
24:48If only she knew, eh?
24:50Well, she don't.
24:51And it ain't for you to worry about.
24:53It ain't for me to worry about.
24:55See, I knew you'd say that.
24:57I knew it.
24:58How'd you do it?
24:59How'd you live like everything's fine after what you did to Serene?
25:04Tell me.
25:05Tell me.
25:06How do I not lie awake at night, terrified to shut my eyes?
25:11Because every time I do, I just see his face.
25:15And tell me, how do I live with myself, knowing that I crossed a line that I could never take back?
25:20Eh?
25:20It might not be eating you, but it's eating me.
25:25Hit me with that.
25:26No, you can't, can you?
25:30Because you haven't got a soul.
25:31We both know there's only one thing that can help me.
25:44Kim.
25:45Kim, I need a word.
25:45Yeah, all right, hold on.
25:46Right, I've got that work.
25:48Look, take care of Denise, yeah?
25:49Make sure she gets back by Sunrise.
25:51Sunrise doing me a famous when we get our third win.
25:54All right, come on now, we need some photos, yeah?
25:57Come on, come on, photos, photos, photos, photos.
25:59Obviously, I've narrowed it down to a few tuxes, so what are you thinking?
26:04What are you saying?
26:05Well, I can tell you're excited.
26:07My mom just dumped me on that doorstep for hurting me, my dad.
26:13And I look at Sue now, and we are such a proper and solid family.
26:19I'm happy here.
26:21But a bright orange top, that's great.
26:26You used to hate it, man.
26:27Kim.
26:28Hmm?
26:28Yo, Kim, Kim, Kim.
26:29Come on, come on.
26:29Come on, come on, come on.
26:30I've never seen that boy happier.
26:34Well, your father, we've had a lot of trails and tribulations in this family, but this,
26:41this is our real life.
26:44Lord knows we deserve it.
27:00Ah, I thought I'd raise a toast.
27:04Ah, I'd like to thank you all, actually.
27:12Ah, I was touched to come home and see my dad has been so loved and cared for.
27:22That's why I was saddened.
27:24Saddened to realize how much I'd, uh, missed out on.
27:38But, uh, here's to the future.
27:45And to, uh, Kim and Howie.
27:48Kim and Howie.
27:49Kim and Howie.
27:49How's that?
27:51Hey.
27:52You okay?
27:52Are you all right?
27:53Yeah, nothing to worry about.
27:54Thanks.
27:54See you there.
27:55Well, now that you're making speeches, sit down, you're drunk.
27:59Don't do that.
28:00I'm drunk, man.
28:02Come on.
28:04Thank you, Anthony.
28:06It's so good to have my son back home.
28:11But, but as you said, I'm surrounded by, by the family.
28:19And Howie, you, you're like a son to me, you know.
28:23Humble, kind.
28:26Hey, hey, yeah.
28:28Listen up, man.
28:29None of us a million years.
28:32But with the love of, uh, good woman and proud children at your side, man, you are the richest man in warfare.
28:46To Kim and Howie.
28:50Rubbish!
28:52What?
28:52Like a son to you.
28:54Like a son?
28:56What was going on, man?
28:58He knew who attacked you, Dad.
29:00He blackmailed Oscar and Lauren and took the money for himself.
29:06He didn't care about you.
29:07He only cared about milking you for what it's worth.
29:09Oh, and Kim, that ring, it's stolen.
29:12He stole it.
29:12What?
29:14This humble delivery man you all so worship is nothing but a blackmailing, two-faced, thieving little weasel.
29:21Oh, cheers.
29:23Oh, cheers.
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