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00:00Yeah, no, not so fast, not so fast.
00:03And listen, I need all hands on deck for my kitchen party, yeah?
00:06Because that girl in there, she ain't good for nothing.
00:09So, Denzel, I'm going to need you on balloons.
00:12No, Denzel's got school, so I love you guys.
00:14Goodbye.
00:14Okay, I'll allow you.
00:15I know I would love to, but I have to do a stock check.
00:18Now, I know it's your day off.
00:20Yes, but I...
00:21Soup kitchen.
00:22Yes, sadly, I am needed at the soup kitchen.
00:24All day.
00:25No, no, look at me, look at me eye.
00:27Wow, and you call yourself a woman of God's?
00:29Aye, we don't need a huge fuss.
00:31What, I don't deserve a fuss?
00:33Ah, there she is, yes, the matron of honor,
00:38to serve my every win with that complaint.
00:43Our mini break was lovely, Kim.
00:45Yeah?
00:45Thanks for asking.
00:47Oh.
00:47Oh, it's lovely, actually.
00:48It is.
00:49Yes.
00:51Yeah.
00:52Thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:54Okay, so listen, we are going to start early, okay?
00:57So the salon is closed, and the kids have a half day due to a family emergency.
01:02Kim?
01:03Shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:11Kim tried to shower to-do list through the door while I was trying to shower.
01:14Well, thanks for taking me in last night.
01:19How was the sofa?
01:20Fine.
01:21Look, stay as long as you like.
01:23I don't think Yolanda would be very happy about that.
01:25Well, you're a friend in need.
01:27Just a friend, right?
01:29Because I don't feel safe with the Vic.
01:33And I don't think I'm going to feel safe until I know who's behind this.
01:35Like I said, you're safe with me.
01:38Thanks for keeping an eye on him.
01:41No problem.
01:41He's not Will.
01:43He's on a come down.
01:44Well, and he's keeping an eye on the store for us, so...
01:48How bad is he?
01:52Oh, Nicola.
01:54Look, there's a green veggie shake thing in the fridge if he gets hungry.
01:58Don't let him out the door.
02:01And don't tell him where I've gone.
02:02I don't want him or Barney to know that Teddy's changed his plea to guilty.
02:06Not yet.
02:08Hey.
02:10Do you manage any sleep?
02:12What are you two doing now?
02:13Is it about my dad?
02:14No, no.
02:15I've got an appointment in town.
02:16There you go.
02:18Billy and honey just said they'd help you out until you're feeling better.
02:23Babysit me.
02:24No thanks.
02:26Stop scratching.
02:28I'm barely holding it together here, love.
02:29Don't let me down.
02:32Thanks, guys.
02:33It's all right.
02:40I sent a photo to Anthony.
02:41Anthony?
02:42Why does he care?
02:44Well, he's checking with a patient who runs porn shops.
02:47But I seriously doubt I'll ever see that ring.
02:49So what are you saying, then?
02:50Die?
02:51Spelled out on Christmassy lights?
02:53Apparently this stuff's been going on for weeks, so...
02:56Who's behind it?
02:58My money's on Winston.
02:59It's always the quiet one.
03:00No, I reckon he's some dodgy ex.
03:02Come on, what do you think?
03:03I think that it's a bit dark to be gossiping about it.
03:06I actually feel sorry for it.
03:07Well, that's no fun.
03:09Yes, well, neither is planning a christening.
03:11Huh?
03:13What are you going to know from being something I can't say no to?
03:16What was...
03:18No, wait, that's not it.
03:20Basically, I want to be the godfather.
03:22Please.
03:22Jimmy, having you as moral guidance.
03:25Yeah.
03:25Can you talk about the blind leading?
03:27No.
03:28So, do you need help with anything?
03:30Because I honestly...
03:31I really don't.
03:32Nicola, how's Barney?
03:34Trying to help Teddy being away.
03:36I told you before, you don't need your sticking your nose in.
03:40All right?
03:40Nicola.
03:41One egg.
03:45One egg.
03:46All week.
03:47A fag.
03:48You're on a bit late, aren't you?
03:50Go in.
03:51Just making sure you lot aren't too soft at the auditions.
03:53You reckon Julie's soft, do you?
03:55Hmm.
03:55I watched Tommy's tape.
03:59There might be potential, but you can't just rely on his looks.
04:03My mate Jess swears he's a spit of that lad from Titanic.
04:06I only care if we can act like him, though.
04:08Right.
04:09We'd better clean up before your mum gets back, eh, Phil?
04:13We're, er...
04:13We're holding auditions today, nice, for your film.
04:16Julie's over there now, setting up.
04:18All we've got to do is turn up and just hope other people turn up or not.
04:22Right.
04:23Film.
04:24Right.
04:25Yes, I think that's going to be all right.
04:28It's a nice little contrast.
04:29Yeah, blue, pink, bright.
04:31How long is she staying then?
04:32As long as she wants.
04:35I saw Denise like the ring.
04:38A penny would love it.
04:41Amazing what teamwork can do.
04:44Yes.
04:45Oh, Kim, I hope I'm not overstepping, but I...
04:50I want to buy a crate of champagne.
04:53Ah!
04:54To help the celebrations go off with a bang.
04:55Oh, that's nice.
04:56You'll have to do that.
04:57Oh, Howie, please.
04:58Let the man celebrate me.
04:59Thank you, Anthony.
05:00What was that about?
05:05All the little digs, buying a champagne?
05:09It's just a little fun.
05:11Yeah, well, you won't be laughing when Zoe finds out about your restraining order, will you?
05:14You watch your mouth.
05:15Is everything all right?
05:16Oh, Howie's just a little proud about accepting gifts.
05:21But I don't back down.
05:23But I don't back down.
05:25What do you say?
05:28Oh, that's all agreed.
05:31Ah, I've got to get to surgery.
05:33I should get back to the Vic, pick up the last of my bits.
05:35Look, thanks, Ovie.
05:36See ya.
05:37Thanks.
05:37See ya.
05:40Ah, that looks good.
05:43Whatever beef you've got with Anthony, you need to squash it.
05:47Yes, he might be a tall, handsome, rich doctor.
05:52But you know what?
05:52You shouldn't be jealous.
05:53Because all I need is a good man.
05:56Yeah, and he ain't that.
05:58He ain't what?
06:00Just leave it, you know?
06:02No, no, not so fast.
06:03No, I mean, what's he done?
06:06Tell me what's going on.
06:12Now, what makes a special teapot?
06:14It's the make, isn't it, as well?
06:15The make?
06:15Like, Lorna Bailey or something.
06:16Now, that bloke is a liar.
06:18But I'm telling you, that teapot ain't the Clarence Cliff.
06:21Billy, the expert's just said it's real.
06:24I'm an expert, yeah.
06:25Honey, are you telling me that you trust a man wearing a bow tie and pink trousers?
06:30Hmm.
06:32I'm in the trade, hon.
06:33Oh.
06:34What do you think, Hatch?
06:37Yeah.
06:39You heard from Richie yet?
06:42Um, no, no, no, not yet.
06:47Why don't you have a little crispy?
06:49Yeah?
06:49Nice.
06:51Oh, Kojo's just texted me.
06:59I'll be back in, like, 15 minutes.
07:00No.
07:02Listen, you can't go.
07:04Oh, what, you think I'm going to go and score?
07:06Because I can't.
07:07I'm broke.
07:07I'm not sitting here and watching teapots.
07:10Listen, darling, we just want the best of you, that's all.
07:12What's best for me is not treating me like some kid.
07:15Your mum just wants you better.
07:17Surely that's what you want and all, ain't it?
07:19Come on, Harry.
07:23Sit down here with us.
07:25Watch a bit of telly.
07:26You'll be right as rain in no time.
07:27Money.
07:27Yeah, yeah, you all right?
07:35I'm going to go get my head down, actually.
07:37Now, that is a good idea.
07:39Yeah, it's a good idea, though.
07:40Come on.
07:40Now.
07:44All right?
07:45All right.
07:45See you in a bit?
07:46Yeah.
07:47Yeah, I hope he does get a bit of sleep before his mum gets home.
07:54Yeah.
07:55Over here?
07:56Yeah, Billy, do you think they may have run out of them, too?
07:59I was funny you should mention that.
08:01Because Alfie's mate left-legged Larry.
08:04Well, he's got this conspiracy theory about it.
08:07I knew he was a wrong'un, and he lied to Patrick.
08:11I know it's bad, but like I said, you've got to keep this between us, yeah?
08:15Like hell, I will.
08:17Look, if his ex has got a restraining order on him, I mean, he could be dangerous.
08:20I don't know all the details.
08:21Well, I know that he lied.
08:22That's a detail.
08:23I'm going to tell him to sting his hook.
08:24Look, Kim, Kim, Kim, wait.
08:27You're right.
08:28Yeah.
08:29But it's our engagement party.
08:31You know, this will devastate Patrick.
08:33You know that.
08:36Just for today, let's focus on us, yeah?
08:41For Patrick's sake.
08:46I'm going to do some work, yeah.
08:54You, uh, you didn't say I'll have a good yet.
09:00I'll be here.
09:01Well, I ain't here now, are they?
09:03Did I do something wrong?
09:04What have I forgotten now?
09:06Nothing, sweetheart.
09:07You haven't done anything wrong.
09:09Look.
09:12Why don't we just leave it for today?
09:14Let's go home and watch some nice telly.
09:16All right.
09:18Left arm in first, sweetheart.
09:20Bit caught on.
09:21That's it.
09:22Thank God.
09:23Sorry we're late.
09:24We got caught up in a cast.
09:26Oh.
09:27Don't worry.
09:28I always didn't expect to see you.
09:29Well, my nan had, you know, so.
09:32I'd like to help.
09:33Plus, this film needs a bit of glamour and sizzle.
09:36We can't all contain our talents in a push-up bra, darling.
09:39Well, I don't envy you, Nigel.
09:41I haven't let them both down.
09:42Well, actually, I do.
09:44On that, Lexi says she wants you to film everything because,
09:47and I quote, she don't trust anyone else.
09:50Quite the script, Nigel.
09:51Scary stuff.
09:52We're all so excited to get started on this.
09:55Yeah.
09:55Yeah, so am I.
09:57Right.
09:58Um...
09:58Who didn't tell me that you were back working?
10:21No, I'm not.
10:23I miss seeing you working in here.
10:29Look, so how are you holding up?
10:31How's things?
10:32Kwame says that we shouldn't hang out.
10:35Yeah, well, what does he know?
10:36Don't listen to him.
10:37He just want me to feel better.
10:39I'm going to see you at the end of the day.
10:41I'm going to see you at the end of the day later.
10:43Oh, yeah?
10:45That's great, mate.
10:48Well, look, I've got a shoot, but I'll see you around.
10:50All right.
10:51Harry, could you put the money back, please, mate?
10:55I don't want to get into trouble.
11:01I'm out of work, you know?
11:02There's just something to tie me over.
11:07I'm not trying to get you in trouble, coach.
11:09I'm sorry.
11:11You won't say nothing, will you?
11:14That's what you said before.
11:17Don't say nothing.
11:26Harry.
11:28Oh, Kat, listen, darling.
11:29It's the salon for the day.
11:31I want mine, but I needed you set her nails.
11:32I've been chewing these off all night, because...
11:35You all right, Zoe?
11:41Listen, about last night,
11:42Is it all right if I leave Minnie Moe here?
11:45Because if there's one more surprise arrival,
11:47I think Yolandi's going to go over the edge.
11:51Am I OK with Anthony?
11:53If he's too much, you know, just tell me.
11:55He's fine.
11:58I'm fine.
12:02Zoe, I didn't want this.
12:07The cat food's under the sink,
12:09and just take care of her for me.
12:12Now, people with your nan's condition
12:23can struggle with change,
12:25so perhaps when her routine gets calmer...
12:27No, it's not just that.
12:29If things don't improve,
12:30then encourage her to come and see me.
12:33But for now,
12:34it's back to school, I'm afraid.
12:35We don't have an appointment.
12:47I'm not sick.
12:48You are.
12:50You lied to Patrick.
12:51Your ex has a restraining order against you.
12:55Yes, that's all right, I know.
12:57Harry told me not to say anything because of the engagement party,
12:59but you know what?
13:00I don't want her all over.
13:01You only heard her side.
13:04Now, Sophie, my ex,
13:06she's dangerous.
13:09She couldn't handle the break-up,
13:11so she's making up lies to keep me from my kids.
13:15And how do I know that to be true?
13:17Kim?
13:18You know me.
13:19We're practically family.
13:20Now, I am the victim here.
13:22How are we, uh,
13:26telling anyone else?
13:28No.
13:29But why lie?
13:31I hoped I could sort it in court
13:33before breaking Dad's heart,
13:34like mine was.
13:36Now, please,
13:38let me explain it to him.
13:40Gently.
13:44Listen,
13:45I want Patrick to enjoy the party.
13:47So for his sake,
13:49I'll give you time.
13:50But the truth has to come out, Anthony.
13:55Oh, Kim?
13:59It better be important, you know,
14:00because I've got a party to organise.
14:03You're right.
14:05It can wait.
14:07Yes, I'll give you the money tomorrow.
14:08I promise.
14:09Please.
14:11For God's sake!
14:12Oi!
14:13No respect, yeah?
14:15No, it's just...
14:16I didn't mean anything by it.
14:20You knew him?
14:29Yeah, a bit.
14:31Sounds about right.
14:34Keep coming here to see what people thought about my brother.
14:37Ain't much.
14:39Your brother?
14:40I'm so sorry.
14:45What your fault?
14:49Just got these from the printers.
14:52Or having the wait later if you wanted to come.
14:53I know how you knew him.
15:10He was your dealer, yeah?
15:13Ain't my business.
15:15Maybe take this as a sign to turn things around.
15:17For your family's sake.
15:19You don't want to end up like him.
15:34Do you think she knows who did it?
15:35Shh!
15:36Like I say to Louie, inside voice, please.
15:39Actually, er, make that to go.
15:41Why don't you come and join us?
15:43Trust me, I know what it's like to be the talk of the town.
15:46Tell me about it.
15:49Thanks.
15:50And now I'll have to stick on a smile and go to an engagement party,
15:52which I need like a hole in the head.
15:55Oh, tempting fate.
15:58I'll tell you what, why don't you hide out of mine?
16:00Get away from all of the gossiping.
16:03Thanks.
16:03You will have to help me with the kids, though.
16:08Oh, er, any luck with the ring?
16:11I could have some good news for you soon.
16:14Amazing.
16:17Er, about the party.
16:19Yeah.
16:20If it's all right, I might have to leave it,
16:22cos my head's all over the place today.
16:24Great minds think alike.
16:25It could be a bit much for you today.
16:27Plus, er, Harry's very stressed,
16:30so I'd steer clear if you see him.
16:36Anthony.
16:39You're weird.
16:41So, um, oh, how he's cracking up, is he?
16:44It's family business. Keep your nose out.
16:46Hey, you reckon you've got me all sussed, don't you?
16:49Petty criminal who attacks old men.
16:52Missing anything?
16:53Including your hair, there's a lot you're missing.
16:56Sorry.
16:57Sorry.
16:58Hey, serious.
17:00You go celebrate St Howie, yeah?
17:02He's never done anything wrong.
17:03What do you mean?
17:04What are you going to put?
17:05What do you mean by that?
17:08Oscar, what did Howie do?
17:15It's ain't going to work.
17:16What's rolling in there?
17:17Well, er, being my wife, I mean,
17:19who is going to believe that we share a bed together?
17:21I mean, look, wouldn't I be better suited
17:23to someone like, er, Priya?
17:26Talk about horror, Phil.
17:27Talk about delusion.
17:28You are a spoiled mummy's boy
17:30stinking of chip fat and failure.
17:33Sharing a bed with him
17:34turns my stomach just to share a postcode.
17:37I shouldn't be here.
17:39Well, hold on.
17:39Nigel, I'm Priya,
17:42and, er, we're all here to audition for your film.
17:44Yeah, but, you know,
17:45we could do it another time, mate, if it's better.
17:47But if you'd like to stay,
17:48we promise that we'll keep it nice and calm.
17:50Auditions for my film?
17:51That's right, sweetheart.
17:53It's Santa Claus.
17:54It's your script.
17:56And they're all here to audition.
17:58They're all here just for my film?
18:00Yes.
18:03We are really good friends.
18:06Go on, then.
18:08Burton and Tyler.
18:09He's definitely not upstairs.
18:15I told you, no.
18:16All right, serene Nick.
18:18He might have found out about the plea here
18:19and gone to the court.
18:20Or he could be overdosing in a gutter somewhere.
18:24Billy, what have we done?
18:31That was horrible.
18:33Teddy was strong, man.
18:34He's going to be sentenced next week.
18:40Nicola.
18:42He lied to us, Nick.
18:45Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
19:04What the hell?
19:27No, no, no.
19:28It's right, Chelsea.
19:30Chelsea, let me out.
19:31No, Chelsea.
19:31No, I'm not leaving.
19:33I'm not leaving.
19:33Chelsea, let me out.
19:35Let me out.
19:36Chelsea!
19:37Woo!
19:38I need some help here.
19:40Stop it.
19:42Oh, Jack, I said...
19:44Oi, what's the problem you sent me red?
19:46Yeah!
19:47Yeah!
19:48Lap-a-tap!
19:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:54Look at you.
19:55You look amazing.
19:57Naturally, naturally.
19:58Mwah, mwah.
19:59Out of breath.
20:00So, um, you're not here yet, then?
20:02Um, guys, don't let him ruin the party.
20:05We're, um...
20:05Oh, okay.
20:06We'll put all that to bed for now, anyway.
20:08Oh, yeah.
20:10Have all of it.
20:11Um, you know, in our marriage, yeah, we need to trust each other and forgive each other if
20:19one or the other accidentally, um, breaks that trust.
20:28I had a go at her, ain't he?
20:30You promised.
20:31I know, I know, but I needed to hear it from the horse's mouth.
20:34And what did he say?
20:35Oh, that he's a victim and she's, you know, twisting everything.
20:39And that's it.
20:40Yeah, what else has to say?
20:42The twins washed him up, so I'd give him another once-over if I was you.
20:54Zoe was in earlier.
20:56She couldn't even look at me.
20:57She'll be fine.
20:58Some of us have got bigger things to worry about.
21:01Anna sent this from Bangkok.
21:03You'll miss her.
21:04I will, too.
21:05I'm looking for Harry.
21:06Has anyone seen him?
21:07I saw him in the garage earlier.
21:09And?
21:10Come on!
21:11And nothing.
21:13Harry's capable of looking after himself.
21:15Hello?
21:17I'm coming now.
21:19Take no notice.
21:20Horrible woman.
21:21You're right.
21:22I can't tell my favorites about her.
21:25First therapy session.
21:26First day back at work.
21:27Proud of him.
21:28Aww.
21:29Come on, let's go.
21:32That's good.
21:33Going to therapy.
21:36What's that?
21:37Oh, I'm just making sure Ricky knows what time to feed Charlie.
21:40We've always been on top of that.
21:41Why is that an issue now?
21:42Because, Lily, it is left up to me to do all the worrying.
21:46I get that you're stressed.
21:49But I really think talking to someone could help.
21:52Dr Truman said...
21:53Dr Truman?
21:54You've been talking about me behind my back.
22:00So why don't you talk him?
22:01I was humiliated over a very private issue at my place of work today.
22:09So, when it comes to your secret, why shouldn't we have an audience?
22:16Fine.
22:17Do it.
22:19I reckon Kim will forgive me for finding our ring.
22:22But it isn't just a ring, is it?
22:24You blackmailed Oscar after he attacked my dad.
22:31Nobody is going to forgive that.
22:36And here's the champagne.
22:38Is that so good?
22:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:42Do you know, I think I'll raise a toast to the happy couple later.
22:47You called my mum?
23:02I ain't getting blamed for an empty safe.
23:04Sorry, Nicola, I've got to go.
23:06Yeah, of course, love.
23:07Thanks for calling me.
23:08Yeah, no worries.
23:11Seriously?
23:12Stealing from me?
23:14I know what that's for.
23:15No, Harry, I'm not letting you take any more of that stuff.
23:19Do you know who I saw today?
23:22Oki's sister.
23:24She invited me to his funeral.
23:26Yeah.
23:27Me.
23:29Imagine that.
23:30If only she knew, eh?
23:32Well, she don't.
23:33And it ain't for you to worry about.
23:35It ain't for me to worry about.
23:36See, I knew you'd say that.
23:38I knew it.
23:40How'd you do it?
23:41How'd you live like everything's fine after what you did to Shireen?
23:45Tell me.
23:47Tell me, how do I not lie awake at night, terrified to shut my eyes?
23:52Because every time I do, I just see his face.
23:55And tell me, how do I live with myself, knowing that I crossed a line that I could never take back?
24:00Yeah?
24:01It might not be eating you, but it is eating me.
24:04Help me with that.
24:08No, you can't, can you?
24:10Because you haven't got a soul.
24:11We both know there's only one thing that can help me.
24:23Kim.
24:24Kim, I need a word.
24:25Yeah, all right, hold on.
24:25Right, I've got to go to work.
24:27Look, take care of Denise here.
24:28Make sure she gets back by Sunrise.
24:30Sunrise, do me a favour.
24:31That's when we get our third win.
24:33All right, come on now.
24:34We need some photos, yeah?
24:35Come on, come on.
24:36Photos, photos, photos, photos.
24:37Obviously, I've narrowed it down to a few tuxes, so what are you thinking?
24:42What are you saying?
24:43Well, I can tell you're excited.
24:46My mum just dumped me on that doorstep when I hardly knew my dad, and I look at us all
24:52now, and we are such a proper and solid family.
24:57I'm happy for you, but a bright orange tux, that's great.
25:03This is a hater, man.
25:04Kim.
25:05Yo, Kim, Kim, can I tell you?
25:06Yeah, yeah.
25:07I've never seen that boy happier, or your father.
25:13We've had a lot of trials and tribulations in this family, but this, this is our reward.
25:20Lord knows we deserve it.
25:21I thought I'd raise a toast.
25:39I'd like to thank you all, actually.
25:45I was touched to come home and see my dad has been so loved and cared for.
25:55That's why I was saddened, saddened to realise how much I'd missed out on.
26:12But, uh, here's to the future.
26:17And to, uh, Kim and Howie.
26:21Kim and Howie.
26:22Hey.
26:23Hey.
26:24You okay?
26:25You all right?
26:26Yeah, nothing to worry about.
26:27Thanks.
26:28You're making speeches.
26:29Sit down.
26:30You're drunk.
26:31You're drunk.
26:32No, me not.
26:33I'm drunk, man.
26:34Hey, hey.
26:35Come on.
26:36Hey, hey.
26:37Thank you, Anthony.
26:38Thank you, Anthony.
26:39It's so good to have my son back home.
26:42But, as you said, I'm surrounded by, by my family.
26:50And Howie, you, you're like a son to me, you know?
26:56Humble, kind.
26:57Hey, hey.
26:58Listen up on.
26:59None of us are millionaires.
27:02But with the love of a good woman and proud children at your side, man, you are the richest
27:11man in warfare.
27:16To Kim and Howie.
27:20Rubbish!
27:21What?
27:22Like a son to you?
27:24Like a son?
27:25What, what, what going on, ma'am?
27:27He knew who attacked you, Dad.
27:29He blackmailed Oscar and Lauren and kept the money for himself.
27:34He didn't care about you.
27:36He only cared about milking it for all it's worth.
27:38Oh, and Kim, that ring, it's stolen.
27:40He stole it.
27:41What?
27:42This humble delivery man you all so worship is nothing but a blackmailing, two-faced,
27:48thieving little weasel.
27:52Oh, cheers.
27:59Hey.
28:00Heyículos.
28:01Hey, boy.
28:02Look at what the powers are.
28:03Hello.
28:04Sweet,' 하고.
28:05Hey, you're right.
28:14Hey.
28:15We have to get right now.
28:16You just wanna show each other one.
28:17You just wanna show a new Orleans police gun?
28:18You just wanna show each other one.
28:19You'reほしい.
28:20Come your way, you're Best.
28:21You sure?
28:22Your army or My Rosa's глаз.
28:24Give me more prophecy.
28:26Heyabout Here.
28:27I think this is a good place.
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