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00:00This is Roblox, pick a side! The rules are simple, every minute we're given two choices,
00:05and then you team up with every other player who agrees with your choice.
00:09Then it's a battle royale! Survive to win!
00:13Comment sun or melon emojis for who you think will get more wins, me or melon!
00:18And can we hit 2,000 likes and 200 new subscribers on this video?
00:22Let's get goated!
00:23Melon, it's time for us to pick a side. What do you think is better?
00:27Having a house made of sprawling underground rooms and tunnels, or...
00:31Have a small flying house.
00:33Definitely the flying house!
00:36Nah, I'm gonna have treasure trails in my tunnels. Wait, no! It didn't work!
00:42Uh, this is not good. This is not good, dang it!
00:47Melon, I'm just spectating you. Good luck defending your idea.
00:50Bro, I'm actually the goat. I'm actually messing these guys up right now.
00:53This is so cool. We're destroying them! We're outnumbered, but we're too good!
00:58Dude, this is like dodgeball. Grapple them! Get them, melon! I'm actually cheering for you now.
01:03Oh yeah, another one bites the dust!
01:04Oh, oh, it's me one versus two. One versus two.
01:07Come on, melon, you got this! You don't fail them!
01:10No! Oh! No!
01:11No! Well, you let down your flying house. Now it'll never happen.
01:16Be wanted or be needed?
01:19Bruh.
01:20I need to be wanted.
01:22And I want to be needed, melon. I don't know the correct choice.
01:28Just love me!
01:31Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
01:33I want to be wanted so that I could get more Robux.
01:36Hey!
01:37We're outnumbered!
01:39It's okay! We have rolling pins!
01:41Take them out, melon!
01:42I got a baton!
01:43Bang! Schmack him! Gang up! Gang up!
01:46Ow, ow, ow! I'm getting wrecked.
01:48Sonny, you gotta turn around and face him!
01:49Yeah! Get out of here!
01:51I'm trying, but I'm gonna die, melon!
01:53I have no health left! Please!
01:55I won't let him take you alive!
01:57We got him!
01:58I got another one. Uh-oh. Oh, this is not good.
02:01You got this, bruh. You got this.
02:03Let me take out one more. I can take out one more.
02:05Dude, this guy can jump! He has, like, a crazy weapon.
02:08Yo, what?
02:09Okay, I must find a more powerful weapon, melon.
02:12Yo, there's a plunger gun.
02:13I need that. I need to buy Robux.
02:15How do I spend my Robux?
02:17Okay, guys, melon has no idea about this,
02:19but I can write my own custom slide by spending Robux.
02:22I think. I hope.
02:23Would you rather be a character on Lost or be a character on Heroes?
02:27I would rather be a superhero.
02:28Yeah, definitely Heroes.
02:30Oh, wait. Those are shows, bro.
02:32But, yeah, I'll take the hero anyways.
02:34How do I spend money and pay to win, dude?
02:37Oh, look at our army march forward.
02:40Eliminate those peasants!
02:42Oh, yes.
02:43Kill them when I sit back and watch.
02:46What?
02:46Whoa, they got rooted!
02:48Yes, we must pummel the enemy.
02:51They have a huge hammer, though.
02:52They look dangerous.
02:53And they're dead.
02:54We did it!
02:55That was easy. I didn't even do anything.
02:56Nice.
02:57Now, can I buy extra money?
02:59No, not a multiplier.
03:00I just want to straight up buy that cash.
03:01There's no pay to win?
03:03There's no pay to win, bro.
03:04You can only get a little VIP tag.
03:06That game's trash.
03:08Be able to painfully smash your head on any book to absorb its contents?
03:12Okay.
03:12Or be able to learn any language by insulting someone who speaks it?
03:18What?
03:19Miss Coozie?
03:20I am picking the smash head because then I could learn languages.
03:24It would just cost a bit of brain cells.
03:26You're right.
03:26You're right, bro.
03:27What?
03:28We're the only two?
03:29What is this?
03:31Come on!
03:31Why do they all go to the other side?
03:34And they have grenades!
03:35What is going on?
03:37I can survive for 60 seconds.
03:39I believe.
03:40I believe.
03:42I'm on fire!
03:43I'm on fire!
03:45I won't go down without a fight.
03:46I won't go down without-
03:47I'm dead.
03:47I am not going down.
03:48They're hot potato-ing me!
03:50What is going on?
03:52Juke!
03:53How are you still alive, Sonny?
03:55I'm doing it, Melon.
03:55Melon, I'll do this for the knowledge.
03:58For the knowledge.
03:59I think they're all wanting to insult me, but they don't even speak the goat language!
04:03These people are so stupid!
04:04You can just learn the languages by, like, reading the dictionary of the language.
04:09All you gotta do is go to a library and rub your head on every bookshelf, and you'll be the biggest brain in no time.
04:16Whatever, bro.
04:16They didn't think about it.
04:17These players, man.
04:19They are very dumb.
04:20They clearly didn't smack their head on any books, ever.
04:22Eat only Taco Bell for a month.
04:23Eat only KFC for a month.
04:25Oh my god.
04:26KFC, bro.
04:26I don't want diarrhea every day of the week.
04:28I mean, both are pretty greasy, dude.
04:30But let's go with the fried chicken.
04:32I actually agree with you, bro.
04:34Sounds way better.
04:35Oh, we're probably gonna have-
04:36It's just gonna be me and you, Sonny.
04:38Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
04:39There's gotta be a split here.
04:40There's no way we're alone.
04:41Yo!
04:42Yes!
04:43They shall taste my rolling pin.
04:46I'm gonna kill you!
04:48I'm gonna flatten them.
04:49Turn you into dough!
04:51Die!
04:51Ow!
04:52What was that?
04:54It's still killing me.
04:55Bro, that thing was OP.
04:56That thing was OP.
04:57Where are they?
04:58We must eliminate the enemy.
04:59Dude!
05:00Yo, bro, she's broken.
05:02She's giving us the fire, Zuck.
05:05What is that?
05:05Kill her!
05:06Kill her!
05:07Kill her before it recharges.
05:09Get her!
05:10Oh my.
05:11Sonny, she's broken.
05:12She's actually overpowered.
05:14Are we really gonna lose two versus 20?
05:17Wait, we can do this.
05:18I don't even know who I'm looking-
05:19Rolling pin!
05:20Hey, chill!
05:22I think we're gonna lose two versus 20.
05:24How?
05:25They're overpowered, bruh.
05:27Bro!
05:27I'm dead.
05:28I am dead.
05:29Wow.
05:29Yeah, me too.
05:30Wow.
05:30How are you supposed to beat that?
05:32I want the Sword of Swords.
05:34I think you just have to play a lot.
05:35Ty, wow.
05:37She is actually unfair.
05:39Too strong.
05:40Time for me to do this, guys.
05:42Oh, oh, that's a lot of Robux.
05:45It's worth it, though.
05:46Yes.
05:47Wait, what do you mean Robux?
05:48How did you do something?
05:5015,000 cash.
05:52And give me the Sword of Swords.
05:54Yes!
05:55How did you learn how to do this?
05:58I'd rather be a pirate.
05:59I want to kill everybody.
06:01I don't understand what's going on.
06:03I possess the Sword of Swords.
06:05And with the Sword of Swords, I could destroy anybody!
06:08Yeah, I picked pirate because I don't want to verse you right now.
06:11You sound pretty strong.
06:12I have a rolling pin!
06:13Are you kidding me?
06:15I thought you had the Sword of Swords, Melon.
06:17What's going on?
06:17Oh, I didn't equip it.
06:18I didn't equip it.
06:19Sunny, I messed up.
06:20I messed up big time.
06:21No, no, no!
06:24I was supposed to have the Sword of Swords!
06:26Yeah, it turns out the pirates are getting plundered right now.
06:29We are dead.
06:30No booty for us.
06:31It's okay.
06:32Next round, next round.
06:33I got it.
06:33It's equipped now.
06:34Okay, Melon, tell me how you're doing this pay to win.
06:36I want to get in on it.
06:37Uh, you gotta go and press add at the top right and you go into the...
06:43Top right, add.
06:44Press weapons and then press that plus.
06:46Whoa!
06:47You're right.
06:48You're right.
06:49Hey, that's pretty cool.
06:51I don't know.
06:52I'm gonna be the unpopular one.
06:54Be Kif, Futurama.
06:55Is that the lobster guy?
06:56I don't know.
06:57I'm gonna be Zoidberg.
06:58I'm Zoidbergering.
07:00But I'm about to sword of sword them.
07:02I'm about to use my sword on them.
07:04Use your sword carefully.
07:06Yes, I possess the sword of swords and you shall be destroyed.
07:16What are you doing?
07:18Shield.
07:19Oh, I might die.
07:20I might die.
07:20I might die.
07:21Ha!
07:22You want this heat, bruh?
07:24You want this heat, bruh?
07:25Kill him!
07:26Yes!
07:26No!
07:28Bro, how did I die?
07:30I have the sword of swords.
07:32But I have a rolling pin.
07:33I turned you into melon dough.
07:35Oh, wait.
07:35No.
07:35No.
07:36No, I got killed.
07:37That's it, guys.
07:38I need to add some cash of my own.
07:39For 1,000 Robux, I will acquire the ultimate weapon.
07:43And it is the plunger.
07:45I need this.
07:46It must be mine.
07:47And I equip the plunger.
07:49Oh, there's tons of weapons that are worth 10k.
07:51Actually, I'm buying this, guys.
07:53This seems really smart.
07:54I'm gonna use a piano.
07:56I'm gonna smack some music into people.
07:58Okay.
07:59Would you rather be deaf with amazing artistic ability or blind with amazing musical ability?
08:03Well, isn't that fitting?
08:05I'm a musician, Melon.
08:07Check this out.
08:08I'm gonna be deaf.
08:10All right.
08:10Good idea.
08:12You're gonna hear this!
08:13Why would you want to be blind?
08:15You're done.
08:16You're done, bruh.
08:17You're done!
08:18Ow!
08:20I'm dropping pianos on you!
08:22Let's go!
08:24Yo, why do you do that?
08:25Let me get in close.
08:26Ow!
08:27I must crush with my piano.
08:29I'm giving you the sound of music, Melon.
08:31You need this.
08:32You need this.
08:34Ow!
08:35Why do they have bows and stuff?
08:36Ow!
08:37I'm gonna die!
08:38I crush you!
08:40I will kill this one person.
08:41Die!
08:42Yes!
08:43I've defeated one.
08:44Hey, Melon.
08:44Fight me!
08:45You coward!
08:46I shall fight you!
08:48Yo!
08:49Yo!
08:49You need to stop!
08:51No, you need to eat a piano.
08:53Ow!
08:53Die!
08:55Yes!
08:56Embrace the music.
08:57Wait, am I the only one left on my team?
08:58What the heck?
08:59Get over here, sonny.
09:00Get over here!
09:02Ow!
09:03Die!
09:04No, you're gonna kill me!
09:05Oh, it was a tie.
09:06Oh, the time ran out.
09:07You're so lucky, bro.
09:08My piano was dunking on you.
09:11Bro, that was so toxic.
09:13Okay, I have 5,000.
09:14I can afford something good here.
09:15Yeah, I need to choose carefully as well.
09:17What would be a cool weapon?
09:18Perhaps I channel the weather and I get a lightning.
09:22Perhaps I get the...
09:25I don't know.
09:26I'm gonna get this hex.
09:27I want this hex equipped.
09:29Hey, focus up.
09:30Would you rather take a picture or have your picture taken?
09:33I would rather have my picture taken because I'm so beautiful.
09:36You think you're handsome?
09:38Well, I'll take your picture using a lightning orb.
09:42Okay, I got a gun, bro.
09:43I'm just gonna...
09:44I'm just gonna...
09:45Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
09:47Yo, chill, chill, chill.
09:48I don't know how this thing works.
09:49Yo, come near me, Melon.
09:51Come get some.
09:52No, I'm ranged, bro.
09:53You're already dead.
09:53Yeah, I had melted you.
09:55That's actually not fair.
09:56You're just shooting me from the far.
09:58I'm gonna go and just spam this person.
10:01Die, die, die, die, die.
10:03Reload and she's dead.
10:05Bro, you guys got wrecked.
10:06Melon, that's not fair.
10:07You literally bought a long range weapon for a close range fight.
10:11And I destroyed you like you're nothing at all.
10:16Cool, bro.
10:16Really cool.
10:17We'll see how well that works when I hit you with this.
10:22Yes, two can play that game, Melon.
10:25Bring back the dodo in five years.
10:27Bring back the tyrannosaurus rex in 10 years.
10:30I don't really want to...
10:31Oh, but T-Rex would be cool.
10:32Yeah, I'm going with the T-Rex.
10:34Yeah, me too.
10:35But I wanted to shoot you with my rainbow laser beams.
10:38So I'm taking the dodo birds.
10:40Actually, Melon, they already brought the dodo birds back.
10:43You, the dumb Melon.
10:44Yo, chill.
10:45There's only three of you.
10:46You guys are done.
10:47You guys are done.
10:48See you, Sonny.
10:49I'm straight up beaming you.
10:51I'm beaming you.
10:52No, I'm beaming you.
10:53No, no, stop ruining me.
10:54And you're dead.
10:56And you're dead.
10:57And you're dead.
10:58Let me just pick away your health.
11:00See you, Sonny.
11:00Yeah, you had help.
11:01You had help to kill me.
11:03You're dead.
11:04You got wrecked.
11:05You coward.
11:06You didn't even one versus one me.
11:07And let's just get down these two.
11:10And we won.
11:12Bruh, that's not fair.
11:15I'm going back to my sword of swords.
11:16You know what?
11:17Me too.
11:18I'm going to change it back up and try my lightning again.
11:21This time you're going down.
11:23Or maybe we can team up.
11:24Would you rather lose your cell phone or lose your keys?
11:29Well, bless you, Melon.
11:31God bless you.
11:32Like your keys to your car or keys to your house?
11:35Yeah, and do I have a spare key?
11:36Can I smash the door and get in?
11:38Did I lose all of my Dogecoin if I lost my cell phone?
11:41Like there's so many questions here.
11:42I don't know what to do.
11:43Oh, I pricked lose my cell phone.
11:45It wasn't even on purpose.
11:46Uh, well, I'm fighting you.
11:47You shall die today, Sonny.
11:49No, I challenge you to a one versus one.
11:52Baited.
11:53Waste it.
11:53Waste it.
11:54Ow, what is going on?
11:55What is happening?
11:56Lightning strike.
11:57Get him.
11:58Get him.
11:59Yes.
11:59Ow, get back here, Sonny.
12:01I shall destroy you.
12:03I just must live long enough for my lightning to vaporize you.
12:06Come on, just once.
12:07No.
12:08No.
12:09What is that thing?
12:11Destroyed.
12:12That thing is broken.
12:13Who's next?
12:15I just got to come in close for the kill.
12:17Lightning.
12:18Beaming them.
12:19I'm bolting them.
12:20I'm like Zeus out here.
12:21Just need a little more.
12:22A little more power.
12:23How did you guys win?
12:25There was so little of you and so many of us.
12:27Because we have the power of Zeus.
12:29Yes.
12:30I smite you.
12:31One more.
12:32Let's go.
12:34How did you guys win?
12:36Because I'm absolutely goated with the sauce.
12:40Okay, Melon.
12:41This is going to be the last round.
12:43Whoever wins this, wins it all.
12:45And if we want, we can even work together and both win.
12:48Yo, you're right.
12:49But I'm going to answer honestly and not tell you.
12:51Have a live studio audience that you can't see cheer for you when entering any building.
12:56Have Morgan Freeman subconsciously narrate the rest of your life.
13:00I know my answer.
13:01Yep.
13:02That's a pretty obvious one.
13:04Oh, we're going to both win.
13:06Let's destroy these scrubs.
13:08I'll take what?
13:09I got killed in one shot.
13:11What killed you?
13:12I went to take out the rubber duck guy and I just fell over flat on my face.
13:17Bro, he's almost dead.
13:18Don't worry.
13:18We're going to take him out.
13:19That was so confusing, Melon.
13:22And she's got to blast this person for the dub.
13:25Please get us the win.
13:27I want to feel like a wiener.
13:29I will win for us, Sonny.
13:32Do it.
13:32Blast them.
13:34Yes.
13:35Die.
13:36We won.
13:37Oh, it feels good.
13:39And if you guys want to be winners as well, just like our video and subscribe to the channel.
13:44And click the next video on screen.
13:46Do it.
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