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00:00Have you ever wondered what's at the edge of the world in a dusty trip?
00:04Today, we're gonna try and get beyond 20,000 meters and discover what's at the edge of the long, dusty road.
00:10Will it be an empty void of darkness or a top-secret landmark?
00:15Like the video in under two seconds to find out.
00:18One, two, let's get goated!
00:21Ah, Sonny, I don't know what's going on! I'm seeing the inside of my cap, man!
00:26Ha ha! Bro, that can't be healthy! Get your head out of your melon, and let's get to building!
00:32We gotta craft our vehiculars.
00:35Sonny, I don't think I can get rid of it. I think I'm gonna have a melon thing for the rest of this video.
00:39Just reset your character and revive, bro. It ain't that tough.
00:42Hold up, I can get rid of this. I can do it.
00:43Okay, melon, while you're trying to work on that warm dirt, I'm gonna build the car.
00:47All right, I'm dying.
00:49And I'm crafting, bro. This car's gonna go quick with it!
00:53I think these tires help us get extra suspension on the road.
00:57My journey has come to an end, Sonny.
00:59At zero meters. Very impressive.
01:01Actually, I traveled as far as five meters, but not even close to the finish line.
01:05Wait, there's a finish line?
01:07Wait, what?
01:08I don't know. It said not even close to the finish line.
01:10Maybe there is a finish line, Sonny, after 20,000 meters.
01:14We're gonna find out what happens if we can get past the ghost town.
01:17Also, you look like a big old noob now.
01:20Hey, shut up.
01:21But Sonny, my summit didn't even spawn in.
01:23I think it's because you're a noob.
01:24Why don't you try and put this door on, make sure your game's not glitched.
01:27Or you could go grab the gasoline for us.
01:29All right, I'll grab the gasoline, uh.
01:31But Sonny, I'm gonna build myself the rusty truck, at least.
01:35I think it's good if we have two vehicles.
01:36Yeah, that's a good call.
01:37Just in case something goes wrong with one of them, we got a backup plan.
01:41Also, melon, check out what I just did.
01:42You got a little tail on there.
01:44Oh, let's go!
01:46The tail is key for...
01:49Uh, something.
01:52Stability? I don't know.
01:53It helps your car drive with greater accuracy and precision.
01:56Is this truth, though?
01:57It's very true.
01:59Almost as true as surfing on a door!
02:03Yo.
02:04Chill, Sonny!
02:05I'm gonna strap this to my car as a backup plan.
02:08That's actually really smart.
02:09Having a backup vehicle like that?
02:11Can you attach it?
02:11Uh...
02:12It doesn't look like I can, sadly.
02:15Bro, that would be busted.
02:17Wait!
02:17It's letting me!
02:18Just gotta find the sweet spot.
02:19Wait, where did it just go?
02:20Why is it over here?
02:21I don't know.
02:22Don't question these things.
02:23It says press Z.
02:24I'm trying to ZZ, but it ain't sticking.
02:26But maybe there's a way, melon.
02:27If I pick it up and I put it in the trunk...
02:30Nah, it's a bad idea.
02:33I'm not messing with that.
02:34Hold on.
02:35I think I can figure this out.
02:36I think it's on, Sonny.
02:37No way.
02:38I believe I can fly.
02:41I'll see you at 20,000 meters.
02:42Oh, wait.
02:43That's not on there.
02:44Ah, whatever.
02:44It's fine, Sonny.
02:45I'm gonna fly over to my van.
02:47Let's hit the road.
02:48Hey, I already beat your record.
02:50I got past five meters.
02:51Yeah, yeah.
02:52Very funny, Sonny.
02:53Very funny.
02:54I think your tail's bugging me out.
02:56I need to take your tail off.
02:57Hey, it's your tail anyways.
02:59And it's a tail as old as time.
03:01Sonny crossing the long, dusty road far ahead of the Wambder.
03:05Because he's a terrible driver.
03:07What do you mean?
03:07I haven't even had a chance to take off yet.
03:09Wait for me!
03:11I'm already going 120 kilometers.
03:13And I got a feeling you're gonna flip your vehicle early on.
03:16Okay, I'm losing control a little bit.
03:18I'm drifting into the desert!
03:20Holy smokes!
03:21I take it all back!
03:22Yeah, Sonny, you don't want to go too fast.
03:23You want to sit around 120.
03:25That's the best speed to go.
03:26Yeah, we'll see about that one.
03:28Buckaroo-ski.
03:29Not only does this vehicle accelerate quickly, its maximum speed is literally off the charts.
03:34Oh, is it literally off the charts for real?
03:36Except when you stall out at 70.
03:38Sonny, what's your meterage?
03:40Not good.
03:40I just crossed one kilometer.
03:42Where are you at?
03:43You're gonna see me any second now, because I'm going super slow.
03:45Hey, I can see you, Sonny.
03:47And I'm actually gonna pass you in my rust bucket.
03:49I don't think so.
03:50Locked out.
03:51Locked out.
03:51Yeah, you're really doing a great job of blocking me out, Sonny.
03:54Where are you?
03:54I'm ahead of you.
03:55Eat my dust.
03:57Dang it.
03:58I couldn't see you.
03:59Because I'm too fast, Sonny.
04:01I am the goat.
04:02I'm gonna beat you to 20,000 meters.
04:04Oh, we shall see about that one, melon.
04:07Plus, it's not necessarily a race, okay?
04:09As long as one of us defeats the ghost town, we both win.
04:12Yes, yes.
04:13I understand.
04:14I hope we get a church on the way there, because I want to put in the vampire engine.
04:17Bro, I dibs the vampire engine.
04:19Nah, I dibs it.
04:20Whoever gets it, gets it.
04:21I bet you the vampire engine uses diesel fuel, though.
04:24It probably does, but we'll just go-
04:26Yes, there's a church!
04:27No way!
04:28Oh, melon!
04:30Get out of my way!
04:32Oh, I went way too far.
04:34Oh my god, I'm still flying.
04:35Sonny, I think we should probably work together to get this vampire engine, okay?
04:38Yeah, that's a good idea.
04:38Why don't you call in a weapons drop?
04:40I'm gonna call in a weapons drop right now.
04:42I like it.
04:42We need an emergency resupply of guns.
04:45Immediately.
04:45And I'm also gonna get us some food.
04:47Hopefully, we get a garlic that we can use against the vampire.
04:50That would be awesome!
04:52Now, look at those crates coming in hot.
04:55Oh my gosh, they went underground.
04:57I know, that's why I moved my car, because I know they're gonna flip it by accident.
04:59I swear if you hit my car with these crates.
05:01Oh no.
05:02Melon!
05:03Melon, why?
05:05Please?
05:05Sonny, move your car quick!
05:07I'll try!
05:08Oh no, it's pushing it!
05:10Wait, that's fine.
05:10Oh no, it's gonna hit my car, too.
05:12I moved my car out of the way.
05:14Sonny, I have a bad feeling when I ordered food, it turned everything into food, even the weapons.
05:18Are you serious?
05:18Is that how it works when you delay it like that?
05:20I hate this thing!
05:21It's so buggy!
05:23Chocolate bars!
05:25Hey, I got a donut!
05:26Great news!
05:27Did we even get a garlic?
05:29Did I just get scams?
05:30Okay.
05:31I got a plan of my own.
05:33Sonny, I'm telling you, we should probably get weapons.
05:36We get a badge if we kill the vampire.
05:37Yeah, you should kill the vampire, Melon.
05:39You should do that.
05:41Goats, I'm gonna sneak in and grab the engine out of the church, and then run all the way back to my car to deposit the vampire engine.
05:47It'll be all mine.
05:48Calling in some guns.
05:49Yeah, Melon, make sure you get a bazooka, okay?
05:52That'd be great if I got a bazooka.
05:53Oh no.
05:54Goats, it looks like there's mutants in the church.
05:56Oh, and the vampire just came out of nowhere!
05:58Give me this engine.
05:59Let me out of here.
05:59I'm alive!
06:01I'm actually alive!
06:02Hey, Melon!
06:03Melon, I need help!
06:04I got the vampire engine, but they're after me!
06:07Sonny, you idiot!
06:07Give me a second, the weapons are coming in, and I'll take out that vampire!
06:12All right, you do that.
06:13I'm dropping my engine in right here.
06:14No!
06:16Sonny, my game broke.
06:17What do you mean?
06:18The supply crates broke my game.
06:19Like you can't open stuff?
06:20I can't grab anything, and the game's screwed.
06:22Why?
06:23It's okay, get in my car, maybe we'll just drive out!
06:25Okay, Sonny, but we can't refuel, we literally can't do anything anymore.
06:28We should have enough gas to get to 20,000.
06:30All right, Sonny, I really hope so.
06:32The engine's been started, bro.
06:34Where are you?
06:35You ready for a ride?
06:36I'm ready for a ride, Sonny.
06:38I want to see how fast the vampire engine lets us go.
06:41And we're out of here!
06:43Oh my gosh, I'm losing control!
06:45Bro, is the vampire engine messing us up?
06:47Hold on, hold on.
06:48It's just a lot of power.
06:49Are you okay back there, Melon?
06:50No, I'm getting eaten by a vampire.
06:52Dude, this thing is so much power, I can't go straight.
06:54And I'm dead, Sonny.
06:56Oh, we dropped the vampire last second.
06:57Oh, you're alive?
06:58Dude, you got one health left.
06:59Yeah, that was crazy.
07:01Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
07:01I press W, and look how much faster I go.
07:04Oh my god!
07:05How are you supposed to control this?
07:08Sonny!
07:09It's okay.
07:10It's okay.
07:11It's a lot faster than Lamborghini.
07:13How fast is that thing?
07:14Dude, I'll hold W.
07:16And I held W for three seconds, and we're at 120 instantly.
07:20And still zooming.
07:21This is insane.
07:22The vampire engine is busted!
07:24It uses up so much fuel!
07:26We're running out of gas already!
07:28Are you kidding me?
07:29Are you kidding me?
07:31Maybe it doesn't need gas!
07:32It's a vampire!
07:33It should live on blood!
07:35Sonny, it's fine.
07:36Just keep accelerating.
07:37Keep going!
07:38Oh, no!
07:40It's okay.
07:40We're still alive.
07:41But we're all out of gas, bro.
07:43I figured at nighttime, this thing would have unlimited fuel.
07:46No way we're out of gas.
07:47Hold on.
07:48Sonny, we're out of gas because you didn't close your gas canister!
07:51Oh, is that why it drains so quick?
07:53Yes!
07:54Because we were losing gas the whole time.
07:56It's okay, Melon.
07:57It's okay.
07:58Look, there's something up ahead.
07:59Or, why don't I just call in some help?
08:02Calling in some gas, but I hope we can open these containers.
08:04Okay, you've called it in.
08:05I won't touch them.
08:06Oh, my goodness.
08:07Oh, my goodness, Sonny.
08:08It's fine.
08:09I'll push the car.
08:09No, this is not fine.
08:11This is about to flip.
08:12No, no.
08:12I'm holding it.
08:13I'm holding it.
08:14I'm strong!
08:15I'm strong!
08:16Oh, it was too strong.
08:17I flipped it the other way.
08:18It's okay.
08:18It's okay.
08:19It's fine.
08:19It's fine.
08:20I know how to fix this, Sonny.
08:20All right.
08:21You do that.
08:21There are crates right behind it that I cannot open.
08:24Are you kidding me?
08:24Why is this game like this?
08:26Hold on.
08:26I'm rescinding my character.
08:27Maybe that'll fix it.
08:28I'm pushing the car out of the way.
08:29Don't worry.
08:30I'll flip this baby if it's the last thing I do.
08:32I am strong like He-Man.
08:34Oh, I got it!
08:35I'm actually the GOAT!
08:37Let's go, Sonny.
08:38Hopefully, this revive will allow me to purchase some gas.
08:41That would be brilliant.
08:42It looks like you're back to your former self.
08:44A true watermelon.
08:45Yeah, everything's broken.
08:46Uh, well, we could just push the car.
08:48Look.
08:49Uh, Sonny, we're gonna have to take this from the top.
08:51No, no, no, no, no.
08:52Let me call in supplies.
08:54I got this.
08:55That's not the problem.
08:56The problem is we can't grab anything.
08:58Nah, if I call them in, surely it'll work.
09:00Sonny, it worked!
09:01I got gas!
09:03No way.
09:03I'll move the car out of the way then!
09:05Where's the gas?
09:06I can't see anything, Sonny.
09:06It's okay.
09:07We need to let the night pass anyways.
09:08It's too dangerous to drive right now.
09:10Sonny, drive the car.
09:11Move it!
09:11I'm driving it with my hands!
09:12That's fine.
09:13That's fine.
09:13I'm filling it up.
09:14I'm filling it up.
09:14All right.
09:15Emergency brake deployed.
09:16Everything should be okay.
09:17Oh, Sonny, that supply drop's coming in real close.
09:20We're good, broski.
09:22Yeah, I can't open any of this.
09:24It's fine.
09:24I think the supply drops kind of break your game.
09:26If you want to reset your character, I'd do it now.
09:29Nah, I think I'm good.
09:33Oh, no!
09:34Ghost car!
09:35Oh, my goodness.
09:36If that hit us, that would have been really bad.
09:38Now, Melon, don't forget to close up the gas tank.
09:41Like, last time you forgot and things ended badly.
09:44Bro, it's your car.
09:45You're the one that did that.
09:46Yeah, tomato, tomato.
09:48Might as well fill it up all the way.
09:49We got all this gas.
09:50I mean, I guess so.
09:51I still can't interact with anything, but I can drive.
09:53I'll fill it up to 30 liters, and then we should be chilling.
09:57Yeah, that'll be enough for 30,000 meters.
10:00Let's go.
10:01All we got to do now, though, is wait for the sun to rise and a new day to begin.
10:05Can't believe we got the vampire engine.
10:07That is clutch.
10:08Yeah, you want to try driving?
10:10It's pretty hard.
10:11I got it, Sonny.
10:11Don't even worry.
10:12Did you attach headlights to this bad boy?
10:14Negative.
10:15But it looks like they're already in there.
10:16Oh, they do work!
10:17We can drive!
10:18Because we can actually see!
10:20Okay, hold on.
10:21I'm just filling this up to 30 liters.
10:23Yeah, Melon.
10:23Wherever you're at is good enough.
10:24Wait, chill, Sonny.
10:25Don't start the car while I'm fueling it.
10:27It could explode.
10:28Yeah, that's the point.
10:29Now get in.
10:30I can't see if I closed it.
10:31I can't see anything right now.
10:33Okay, I'll check.
10:34Amateur hour over here.
10:36I think I closed it.
10:37Look how close you're inspecting that.
10:39I'm pretty sure I closed it.
10:40Yeah, it looks closed.
10:41Okay.
10:43All right, right out, Melon.
10:45Yes, it is time.
10:47No, let me in.
10:48Game, let me...
10:49You know what?
10:49I'll surf.
10:50No, I don't want to surf.
10:51Don't surf, Sonny.
10:52We're going to go fast.
10:54Re...
10:55What the heck?
10:56Told you it's a lot of power.
10:57Why am I drifting so much?
10:58It's like we need a tail or something.
11:00Nah, I don't know if that type of stability will help us very much.
11:02I think it's just a lot of acceleration.
11:05You got to be careful or you slide out.
11:06Oh, like that?
11:07Yeah, exactly like that.
11:09Melon, just let it all stop.
11:10I'm trying...
11:11This is crazy, Sonny.
11:13I know.
11:14Maybe this was not such a good idea.
11:16How did you even control this thing in the first place?
11:18Don't go maximum speed.
11:19Just go to like 120 and then slow down.
11:21Just tap W.
11:22Don't hold W.
11:23Tap it.
11:23Melon, stop!
11:24Oh, I've realized how to control it.
11:26Is I...
11:27What the heck?
11:28Bro, you landed it!
11:30That was insane!
11:31We just hit an actual barrel roll.
11:34That was crazy.
11:35It was like a perfect flip.
11:37That was nuts.
11:38Goats, press the like button for that flip.
11:40You want to steer left or right, you have to take off the acceleration.
11:43Melon, I don't know if that's really the answer here.
11:45I think you're just going too fast.
11:46You're going to hit another rock.
11:48No!
11:49I called it!
11:51But we can stick it!
11:53Oh no!
11:53Sonny!
11:55Holy smokes!
11:56You did a double flip, then almost flew out of the world, but just barely clutched up on the bridge.
12:02That was so scary.
12:04We've got to be extra careful with this vampire engine.
12:07Bro, that was the coolest stunt I've ever seen in a dusty road.
12:12That was crazy.
12:13And now, Sonny, we've just got to make it to 20,000 meters!
12:17Melon, you need to stop freaking out here and just drive.
12:20I'm trying my best, Sonny.
12:21We're only a quarter of the way there.
12:23We got a long ways to go.
12:24And by the way, when we get to the bandit camp, we really got to hope they don't shoot up our engine.
12:28Oh yeah, that'll be really bad if we lose our engine.
12:31It's okay though.
12:32We'll be at the bandit camp in approximately one minute.
12:35Melon, you're going to hit more rocks.
12:37It's okay, Sonny.
12:38It's fine.
12:39Everything is fine.
12:40Can you go slower?
12:41It'll actually be faster.
12:43Are you sure about that?
12:44Yes, because you'll get to the destination earlier.
12:46All right, I'm on the road.
12:47I can now max out the acceleration.
12:50What the heck?
12:51Who put that there?
12:52I'm so tired of these stupid rocks and everything.
12:55Oh, you are zooming now, Melon.
12:56You got the hang of it.
12:57I'm trying.
12:58No, these stinking rocks.
13:02Why are you a rock magnet?
13:04Just drive.
13:05If I could actually see the rocks before they were right in front of my face, it wouldn't be a problem.
13:09I don't know, bro.
13:10The last time we played Long Dusty Road, I did 5,000 meters in pitch black with no headlights.
13:15I did not hit a single rock.
13:17Were there any rocks on your road?
13:18I wouldn't know.
13:18I couldn't see anything.
13:19That's what?
13:21Dude, I'm just unlucky, man.
13:23It's okay though, because the sun is rising.
13:25We can see again.
13:26Let me on the actual road, please.
13:28Don't worry, this rock's gonna help you out.
13:30It did, actually.
13:31Now drive.
13:32Why am I drifting out so much?
13:33I'm not even accelerating.
13:34I think our tires are broken or something.
13:36You're literally traveling sideways.
13:38It feels like it's going sideways, but it looks straight on my screen.
13:41Yeah, I don't know what's going on here.
13:43I know we're reaching top speeds right now.
13:44Mellon, you're gonna catch some major air here.
13:47I don't need to stop.
13:48I don't need to stop!
13:50Hit the jump!
13:51Whoa!
13:52Whoa!
13:54That was insanity!
13:56Now straighten up.
13:57Don't hit that rock.
13:58I'm trying not to.
13:59I'm trying to control myself right now.
14:01All right.
14:01Side grinding, side grinding.
14:03Now we accelerate again, sonny.
14:05Holy smokes, bro.
14:06You're almost back at zero.
14:07This is some pace, dude.
14:09You must be going like 220 at least.
14:11Bro, I think I'm going 340.
14:12Look at me zoom, sonny.
14:14I see you zooming.
14:15Now keep her steady and keep zooming.
14:17I'm zooming as much as I can.
14:18This vampire engine is crazy.
14:20Now don't crash into that pebble.
14:21We're almost at the bandit camp, sonny.
14:23And we could get another vampire engine if you wanted.
14:25Bruh, double up?
14:27Nah.
14:27Nah, we don't need a second one.
14:29What we need is to be cautious as we approach the bandits.
14:33Should we steal some weapons to defeat them?
14:35I don't think that's a good idea.
14:37All right.
14:37We could buy some weapons.
14:38Just drive on through then, Melon.
14:39I'm going to go quick and not quick at the same time.
14:43If you crash, we're dead.
14:45So it's better to go slower.
14:46I know, but dude, with this vampire engine, I could drift out at any moment.
14:49Just don't make that moment now.
14:51Nice, Melon.
14:52You got some pace.
14:54It's fine.
14:54It's okay.
14:54They're not even shooting at us.
14:56We're fine.
14:56We're fine.
14:57Everything's fine.
14:58Calculated.
14:58Calculated.
14:59Just a couple more turns.
15:00Dude, I'm not even accelerating.
15:02This thing goes so fast.
15:03Go, Melon.
15:04No.
15:05No.
15:05No.
15:06Reverse.
15:07I'm trying, Sonny.
15:08I'm trying.
15:09I'm stuck.
15:09No.
15:10The engine.
15:11It's overheating.
15:12Of all times.
15:13Of all times for it to be overheating.
15:14I'm going to get out and push.
15:16Push.
15:17Push.
15:18Sonny, I've activated the car.
15:20Come in.
15:21I'm trying to get back in.
15:23I'll get in from the other side.
15:24Just drive.
15:25Sonny, I keep overheating.
15:26I think they ran out of ammo.
15:27They're not shooting anymore.
15:28It's fine.
15:29We're actually alive.
15:30But, Sonny, I can't drive anywhere.
15:32I just keep overheating instantly.
15:33I'm going to get out and push.
15:35Oh, no.
15:35They're trying to kill me, Melon.
15:36They're trying to kill me.
15:37As long as we don't go backwards, we're fine right now.
15:39Oh, I got you, bro.
15:41Push.
15:42Let's go.
15:43I'm putting it in neutral.
15:44Wait for me.
15:45You're leaving me behind, brother.
15:46I'm sorry, Sonny.
15:48Hop on in.
15:49Your boy gets in the back seat, slams the door shut, and we're out of here.
15:54All right.
15:54We're going to need some water, so we're going to have to call in some supplies.
15:57Let's just stay clear of the bandits first.
15:59Oh, no.
16:00Whoa, no scar.
16:01Bro, those things are so stupid.
16:03All right, Sonny.
16:04Do we fix our car up?
16:05I mean, we could.
16:07Could check up what's around here.
16:09Any water?
16:09You need some food?
16:10I need some water.
16:11That's what I need.
16:12Is that a pizza that's all moldy?
16:14I don't know, Sonny.
16:15I'm going to just keep on going.
16:16Melon, we're just past halfway to our objective.
16:19Sonny, I'm losing control.
16:19You know, I get it.
16:20You want to farm some cactus for their water, but it's not a very effective strategy.
16:24What is happening?
16:25I'm drifting out like crazy.
16:27We should check out this shop.
16:28Maybe they have some water.
16:29Why don't we just squeeze your head, bro?
16:31It's literally a watermelon.
16:32Yeah, that would be beautiful if it worked, wouldn't it, Sonny?
16:35I could try.
16:35I think we got a sledgehammer somewhere in the truck.
16:37Don't do it.
16:38It's not worth it.
16:39We're about to be at the shop anyways.
16:41Are we going to rob him blind or purchase legitimately?
16:44I'm purchasing legitimately.
16:46Are you kidding me?
16:46Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
16:47Let's look for water and maybe see if we need an oil change.
16:51Make sure you don't steal anything, Sonny.
16:53That would be a tragic end to our journey.
16:54I agree.
16:55Yeah, Melon, we could use an oil top-up and we're definitely out of water.
16:58Well, there's oil and water in this gas canister.
17:01Yeah, I don't really know how well that all works, so I'm just going to go ahead and summon
17:06in some drops.
17:07Yeah, Samesy's here.
17:08Let me do mine, please.
17:09Actually, only one of us should do it.
17:11Don't call in weapons, though.
17:12Weapons always breaks everything.
17:13All right, purchasing the resupply.
17:15And then I'm going to push the car before it hits.
17:17Okay, I can just drive a little bit.
17:18Oh, that works too.
17:19Don't go too far.
17:20Where are you going?
17:21Bro, you don't understand with these things.
17:23Yeah, you want to be that far away.
17:25You never know.
17:26Safety first, Melon.
17:27Well played.
17:28All right, let's see what's in these bad boys.
17:30I cannot open them.
17:31It's okay.
17:31We got gas, gas, gas.
17:33Okay, we got some water, but none of these have oil, Sonny.
17:36Well, if we don't have any oil, things might get ugly.
17:40It's okay, though.
17:41At least refill the water, and perhaps we can make it on our journey without the oil.
17:45What does oil even do in this game?
17:47I don't know.
17:47You got to put it in the engine to keep the engine lubricated.
17:49Also, Melon, no big deal.
17:51I'm going to just get us a backup engine.
17:53I'm going to try and buy this.
17:54Oh, I can't.
17:54You could buy this from Dan.
17:56Why, bro?
17:56Why would we need a backup?
17:57We got the best engine in the game.
17:59Yeah, yeah, but if it runs out of oil and we can't drive, we could just swap the engines
18:02out and glue them to the car.
18:04Fine, I'll buy the engine.
18:06Actually, wait.
18:06This thing's trash.
18:07It's got gas and water in it right now.
18:09What the heck?
18:10All right, then let's not get that engine.
18:12Yeah, let's just leave.
18:13Dan, your shop is trash, and you should feel bad.
18:16Let's ride out in style, Melon.
18:18I'm going to ride the roof.
18:20Do you want to drive, sonny?
18:21No, no, you drive.
18:21I'm going to scout out to see if I spot any oil because we desperately need it, bro.
18:250.8 out of 4 liters.
18:27That is not good news.
18:28Go past this warehouse.
18:29Let's take a look.
18:30All right, sonny.
18:31All right.
18:32There's a mutant out front.
18:33I'm going to jump off.
18:34You do a quick loop-de-loop.
18:35Or maybe just hit the brakes because he's not paying attention.
18:37Yeah, just hit the brakes.
18:38Oil, oil, oil.
18:39Let me eat some pizza.
18:40Bro, bro, this guy's insane.
18:42I can't pick things up.
18:43There's oil in there, but I can't grab it.
18:45All right, sonny.
18:46You be the driver.
18:46I'll grab the oil.
18:48Oil!
18:49Where's the oil?
18:50No, it's right there on the ground, bro.
18:51Or does it not have oil in it?
18:53I don't know what you're talking about.
18:53It's the can that's not red.
18:55It's the one that looks like a metallic can in the middle room.
18:57It's the first item on the ground in the other room that you were just in.
19:00Oh.
19:01I got it.
19:01I got the oil.
19:02All right, let's ride.
19:04You want me to put oil in the engine?
19:05Oh, yeah, you might as well.
19:06The zombie stopped chasing.
19:07It's oiled up, sonny.
19:08I'm oiled in it.
19:09Good.
19:09That is a nice, clean, oiled engine.
19:12Now, let's roll.
19:12I can see it.
19:1320,000 meters.
19:14It's not far off now.
19:16Careful when you're driving, sonny.
19:17Yep, yep, yep.
19:18I gotta just touch and nudge.
19:20Touch and nudge.
19:21This has got a lot of power.
19:22Sorry if I make you car sick.
19:23It's okay.
19:24When you want to steer, you gotta take your hand off the acceleration.
19:27I feel like I'm gonna get in a good rhythm here in a second.
19:29I just gotta enter flow state.
19:31Yes, you must accelerate, sonny.
19:33Nudge it, nudge it.
19:34And zoom.
19:35Nudge it, zoom.
19:36Yeah, you really just gotta tap things.
19:38If you hold down any buttons, bad stuff happens.
19:40You can go way faster than this, sonny.
19:42I'm a coward.
19:43I don't want to do it.
19:43Come on, do it, you coward.
19:44I'm already going past 160.
19:46What do you mean faster?
19:47This is enough.
19:48You need to go all the way back to zero.
19:49I'm basically there, but there's a lot of rocks in the road.
19:54Doing great, sonny.
19:55This is the kind of speed we need.
19:56I'm not even pressing accelerate.
19:58It's doing it by itself now.
19:59We're on a downhill slope.
20:00Hey, look, another church.
20:01You wanted to triple up on that vampire engine?
20:03No, I don't.
20:05I just don't want to crash.
20:06You're going really fast right now, sonny.
20:08This is insane.
20:09What the heck, my game?
20:10No, sonny.
20:13What just happened?
20:13It's okay.
20:14We've narrowly missed about 18 things.
20:17Why did I die?
20:18Wait, you're dead?
20:19I'm just accelerating on my own.
20:20No.
20:21I think I starved.
20:23Oh my goodness, sonny.
20:24You actually died and I had no idea.
20:27Did you take over the driver's seat?
20:29No, I couldn't.
20:30I couldn't move.
20:31I was just going.
20:33Are we okay?
20:34I'm going to revive.
20:35We're okay.
20:36The car's fine.
20:37Yeah, I forgot because I couldn't pick up any food that I couldn't eat.
20:40Because I was trying to eat some pizza, but it wouldn't let me.
20:42I'm coming on the way back.
20:43We narrowly missed so many things.
20:45Yeah, that was broken.
20:47You were ghost riding, literally, because I was dead.
20:51Where are you, sonny?
20:52Save me, Mr. Melon, please.
20:55Hop on in.
20:56Or on.
20:57Whatever you want.
20:57Now let's drive.
20:58Because at 15,000 meters, Melon, we'll find a pit stop and we can fuel this up with more
21:03oil and water.
21:05Oh, I love oil.
21:07We still got 2.8 liters of oil and 3 liters of water.
21:10We're chilling.
21:11Sonny, you're glitching my car right now.
21:12Can you please just sit?
21:13Yep, yep, yep, yep.
21:14Oh, this is what you're doing in my car!
21:16Then let me sit in the vehicle.
21:18Why are you driving?
21:20Can you hurry up, bruh?
21:21Melon, I'm not in.
21:22I'll tell you when I'm in.
21:23This game's buggy and you know it.
21:24Stop moving.
21:25Just get in the darn car.
21:27I'm in the darn car.
21:28I think you're starving right now.
21:30You're going to ghost ride the whip soon.
21:31Nah, it's okay.
21:32For some reason, I regenerate health insanely quick.
21:34Okay, I hope so.
21:36Melon, where are you going?
21:37It's okay, we're just zooming here.
21:38Just don't worry.
21:39Yeah, we are actually zooming.
21:40Holy smokes, 15,000 meters.
21:42There's the town.
21:43We're getting close, Melon.
21:44Only one more landmark after this.
21:45I'm losing a little bit of control here, Sonny.
21:47It's okay, you can straighten up.
21:48Oh, nice 360.
21:50Clean drift out.
21:51Now, Melon, we will top up in this town, but let's not mess our vehicle up.
21:55Let's be very careful.
21:56Oh yeah, I'm not replacing a single part on this bad boy.
21:58Park it right here and let's see what tunnel camp needs.
22:02I want to check something.
22:04I wonder if the vampire engine can use diesel.
22:06You know what?
22:06Even if it does, let's not mess with it.
22:08I am not messing with that, Sonny.
22:10Yeah, everything's working great right now.
22:12We don't need to play around.
22:13I just would love to get some food in me.
22:15I'm going to put some water in here if it lets me because my game's working again.
22:19Let's go.
22:20It's because you died, Sonny, and you came back.
22:21Maybe you're right, but the car's vibrating and I hope I don't mess this up.
22:25Melon, you left the oil open this whole time.
22:27Just saying.
22:27Did I actually?
22:28It's fine.
22:29I closed it.
22:29And then check this out.
22:30Clutch strategy.
22:32I'm going to put two of these on our car.
22:34One oil and one water.
22:35Ding and yes.
22:36I think we're starting to get so far that the car's glitching out.
22:39It's really tweaking.
22:40I know.
22:41I want to start just driving.
22:42Okay, we are up to 20 liters of gas.
22:45I would say we are good enough there.
22:47I'm going to drop this off.
22:48Make sure it's closed.
22:49Close her up.
22:50And Melon, it's time to hit the road.
22:52Let's roll.
22:53It's a beautiful evening here on a dusty road.
22:57Sometimes you just can't control it at all.
22:59I don't really understand.
23:00Yeah, maybe running into a rock's a bad idea.
23:02Shut up.
23:03Melon, straighten up.
23:04Don't hit those side poles.
23:06I'm trying.
23:07I don't know what's going on right now.
23:08Keep her steady, bro.
23:095,000 meters to go.
23:11Yes.
23:12Keep her steady.
23:14Melon?
23:14Melon?
23:15The game's starting to glitch.
23:17What is going on?
23:18We're going quick.
23:19That's what's happening, Sonny.
23:21Is this what light speeds look like?
23:22Not even close.
23:24We've got to go faster for that.
23:26Imagine if they had an engine that went the speed of light.
23:28That would be crazy.
23:29Crazier than you're driving.
23:32Uh, no.
23:34Oh, you almost stuck the landing.
23:36Okay, Sonny, wait.
23:37We can fix this.
23:37You got to open your door.
23:38No, no.
23:38I got this.
23:39Oh, my God.
23:40I'm underground.
23:40Please open your door.
23:41I'm telling you.
23:42No, no, bro.
23:42I'm strong.
23:43I can push this.
23:45Got it.
23:47Hey, let's go.
23:48You are a strong boy.
23:49I told you I got big muscles.
23:51I'm not in.
23:52What is your deal?
23:53It takes so long.
23:55Because there's like two pixels I have to select.
23:57Can you turn the lights on?
23:59There you go.
23:59Is this the road?
24:00I think there's a tornado coming up, bro.
24:02Melon, where are you going?
24:03I don't know.
24:04Sonny, I'm confused right now.
24:05I'm lost.
24:06Is the road up here?
24:07I don't know.
24:08It's very dark and stormy.
24:09I'm just seeing if the meters get higher.
24:11All right.
24:11The meters are going higher if I go this way.
24:14No, they're not.
24:15What's happening?
24:16I think the meters are just glitched.
24:17What the heck is this?
24:18I think you're at the edge of the universe.
24:20Maybe we should just wait for the sun to rise.
24:22Uh, what is that?
24:23What is that?
24:24Melon!
24:25Melon!
24:25Where are we?
24:26I don't understand!
24:28No!
24:33Uh, Sonny?
24:34It just gave me a badge for 20,000 meters.
24:37What is going on?
24:39No way.
24:39You've arrived at your journey's end.
24:41But it won't tell me how far I went.
24:43Sonny, I'm not even dead.
24:44It's just dark.
24:45Oh, I only went 16,700.
24:48It's telling me to touch grass.
24:49Well, it said I got the 20,000 meter badge award.
24:52So I'll take it!
24:53Melon, that is not how I wanted to find out where the ghost town was.
24:57I don't even know what we found.
24:59What happened there?
25:00I just revived on you!
25:02And I'm falling into the void!
25:04This is intergalactic!
25:06Wait, I could see something up there by the moon!
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