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00:00Today Sonny and I are attempting the impossible
00:02You know Dan's shop?
00:03If you steal from it you get killed, right?
00:05What if I told you there's a way to actually take every single item from his store
00:09For free
00:10Today, we're gonna do just that!
00:12Stick around to see how we pull off this master heist
00:15Hey Melon, do you remember what happened the last time we tried to steal from Dan's shop?
00:19Ooh, dynamite
00:21I don't think they'll mind if I just...
00:22Ah!
00:23They mined!
00:24And I got killed too!
00:26No, Dan!
00:27Dan!
00:28Just get to the car!
00:29Run Melon!
00:30Run!
00:31I can't!
00:32Engine didn't...
00:33Sonny, you killed us
00:34That darn Dan!
00:36It's time for us to get our revenge
00:38Yeah!
00:39I'm feeling like I got some extra sticky fingers today
00:43Yeah!
00:44We're gonna steal from his shop!
00:46So Sonny, let's start constructing our getaway vehicle
00:49Let's go!
00:50The old rusty reliable
00:53Very unsuspecting
00:54He shall not suspect a thing
00:56Melon, small problem though
00:58Our tires are stuck in the sand
01:00It's okay
01:01I'll get them out
01:02Don't worry
01:03There we go
01:04And we're gonna need our doors here, Sonny
01:06That's true
01:07We need some body armor on this vehicle
01:09Exactamungo
01:10But one of our doors is freaking out right now
01:13Dude, what the heck have you done?
01:15Hold on, I'll just drive the car a little bit
01:16Give me a second
01:17I got it
01:18I got it
01:19Don't worry
01:20Nice one
01:21I'm gonna go grab that fuel tank and start filling her up
01:24Sounds like a plan, Sonny
01:26You got the engine in?
01:27Oh yeah, that's pretty important, right?
01:29I completely forgot about that
01:31It'll be pretty tough to drive a getaway vehicle without an engine
01:34It's okay, I'm equipping the engine
01:36Give me a second
01:37And this beauty is all gassed up
01:40It's ready for a road trip
01:42Hold on, I still need to add the radiator, Sonny
01:45Relax
01:46And there we go
01:47Put that grate on
01:48I have been grillaxing
01:50Wait, what the?
01:51Why did it fall straight through?
01:52Uh, okay, it's glitched, Sonny
01:54Just forget it ever was there
01:55What the heck?
01:57There's two of them now?
01:58Just ignore the grate
01:59It doesn't matter
02:00Let's roll
02:01Off to Dan's shop
02:03I'm gonna steal everything he's got
02:05And leave him to starve to death
02:07Okay, relax
02:08That's a little bit too far
02:10But we are gonna hit the most devious of licks
02:13Are you gonna plant a TNT in his base and explode him?
02:16That would be a pretty good idea
02:17But that was not what I was gonna do
02:19I'll be the getaway driver
02:20Sonny, you gotta go in there and grab everything
02:23Oh, I will
02:24As soon as we find his shop, it's game over
02:28But I think that's his shop up ahead
02:30No, that's not his shop
02:32That's just a garage
02:33Dang it
02:34I was hoping that was Dan's
02:38Hey, Melon
02:39Are we there yet?
02:40No, we're not there yet, Sonny
02:42Calm down
02:43How about now?
02:44Are we there yet?
02:45No, Sonny
02:46We're not there yet
02:47How about now?
02:48Are we there yet?
02:49Are we there yet?
02:50Ah!
02:51Thunderstorm!
02:52We gotta pull off on the side of this road
02:53And enter this church
02:54I think that's a pretty bad idea, Melon
02:57Why, Sonny?
02:58I don't see the problem with it
02:59You know what?
03:00You're right
03:01It's storming out here
03:02We need some place to take shelter
03:03Wait, Melon
03:04I saw a dude in here
03:05Ah!
03:06Oh my god, there's two of them
03:07What are these?
03:08Sonny, it's a vampire
03:11I just found something goaded
03:13Put it in the car, Melon
03:14Strap this up, quick
03:16Sonny, you gotta distract them, bro
03:18The vampire keeps teleporting in and out
03:20What is going on?
03:21Sonny?
03:22He's killing me
03:23I need to get out of here
03:25Yeah, bro, there's a mutant in the car
03:27And lightning just struck it and took off all the wheels
03:29This is really not great
03:31Get out of our car, you stupid mutant!
03:34Ha!
03:35The vampire's back!
03:36I'm trying to grab our engine
03:37But the whole car is messed up
03:39Shouldn't this vampire be burning?
03:41It's the middle of the day
03:42Yeah, that's right
03:43Get flopped, you idiot
03:44Oh wait, he's alive again
03:45Sonny, we're losing all our gas
03:47What the heck?
03:48Did you close it?
03:49Yes, I closed it
03:50That's it
03:51I'm calling in for some weaponry
03:52We need some backup right now
03:55Ooh, bottle caps
03:56We were supposed to be stealing from Dan
03:58Not being attacked by a vampire
04:00Oh no!
04:04I gotta respawn
04:05I've got some weapons coming in
04:07We'll be able to take them out
04:08Hey melon, it says bring garlic next time
04:10If you want to kill a vampire
04:11Oh yeah, garlic kinda works
04:13But an AK-47 is much more effective
04:15Chill broski
04:17Give me this
04:18Is this a shotgun?
04:19No, it's a chocolate bar
04:20Sonny, can you grab the crates?
04:21My game's broken
04:22No, I can't open these either
04:23Sorry
04:24Uh, I guess we gotta restart
04:25Ahhhh
04:26And we're back on the road
04:28Melod, are we there yet?
04:29Are we there yet?
04:30Are we there yet?
04:32Actually Sonny, we are there!
04:35We've made it to the shop
04:37No way!
04:38Danny's shop!
04:39I can't wait to rob this man and get revenge
04:42But we're gonna have to be very careful about this Sonny
04:45Okay, how exactly are we going about this crime?
04:48Alright, hold on, let me pull up in front of it
04:50I've gotta just reverse
04:51Bruh
04:53Am I gonna just pop in the car and we're gonna wheel out of here?
04:56We could do that Sonny
04:57Or we could be a bit smarter
04:59I'm listening
05:00Here's what we're gonna do
05:01We need to grab the parts of this vehicular
05:04And attach them to the back of our car
05:06Okay, melon
05:07We don't have that many car parts
05:09But I will humor you
05:11So if I took this here door
05:13And turned it into body armor
05:15Like so
05:16Move the door Sonny, move the door please
05:18Okay
05:19First things first, you start with this little doohickey
05:21Boom, that's a perfect attachment
05:22Please just attach
05:23There we go
05:24And then attach the door to the edge of that
05:27Okay, like this?
05:28No, no that was terrible
05:30Like this
05:31I don't really understand what you're doing
05:33We're trying to extend the car long enough
05:35So it enters past the red line
05:37Then we can attach everything from the store to the door
05:40Oh, I get it
05:43I thought you were trying to turn that into body armor
05:45It's a strategy Sonny
05:47We're gonna pull off the ultimate heist
05:49And he won't even know
05:50There we go
05:51That's beautiful
05:52Now that it's past the red line
05:53Be very careful
05:54Do not take a single item past the red line or we'll die
05:57Okay, so I attach it like this
05:59It's not letting me attach the bazooka melon
06:01Sonny, be careful
06:02It actually worked!
06:03Okay, Sonny
06:04Gotta be very careful
06:05If our car moves at all
06:06It's over for us
06:07Oh
06:08Oh
06:09And our car is kind of vibrating over there
06:11Okay
06:12Just keep attaching everything Sonny
06:14This is gonna be the ultimate devious lick
06:16Steal another bazooka!
06:18Haha!
06:19Bro, look at that thing
06:20This
06:21Is truly art Sonny
06:23Now, do I have to attach the dynamite
06:25Or can I light this on Dan's head?
06:27I don't know, you can do whatever you want
06:28Yeah, I'm gonna blow Dan up when we're ready to leave
06:30I really hope this isn't weighing our car down too much
06:33But we're about to find out Sonny
06:35Come out with me
06:36But not with any items!
06:37Okay, hold on
06:38Can I eat this pizza or will that get him angry?
06:40Don't eat the pizza
06:41Don't, don't risk it
06:42Okay, I'm dropping the pizza down
06:44And I got the stick of dynamite
06:45Tell me when you're ready to roll
06:47What are you talking about?
06:48Thought I was gonna blow Dan up
06:49Look at this man
06:50Just don't risk it Sonny
06:51Just put the dynamite down
06:52We're bringing it with us
06:53Now Sonny, you're gonna have to get in the car with me here
06:56Hold up, let me in the passenger seat
06:58And let's roll!
06:59Alright, he's gonna start shooting at us
07:01So we've gotta roll as quickly as possible
07:03Start that engine!
07:05Handbrake
07:06And let's go!
07:08It's working!
07:09Drive my lad!
07:10I'm driving as far as I can Sonny!
07:13Get on the road!
07:14No, I need to put as much distance between us and the shop
07:17I think you're good bro, I don't hear the machine guns anymore
07:20Did we actually do it?
07:21Did we hit the most devious lick of all time?
07:23We did!
07:24Check it out!
07:26We actually got everything!
07:28We successfully steal!
07:30Now Melon, let's drive this to 10,000 meters and use it against the bandits
07:35Alright, just a question
07:37Are we gonna leave our car like this?
07:38I think so bro, it was driving smooth
07:41Alright, I like it Sonny
07:42Let's roll!
07:43Hey Melon, are we there yet?
07:44No, we're not there
07:46In fact, we're actually halfway
07:48Nice broski, we made it to the bridge
07:51Now why don't you get out of the car and gas it up while I sit back and relax
07:55Yes, that's precisely what I'm gonna do
07:58Because you're a lazy bum Sonny
08:00Hey
08:01We've only used two liters of gas
08:03What the heck?
08:04What's the point of gas in this game?
08:05I don't know, but just fill her up anyways
08:07And if you talk smack about me again Melon
08:10I'll pick up this dynamite
08:11And I'll put it in our car
08:13Uh, please don't do that Sonny
08:15We've come so far
08:17I actually think our vehicle drives more smooth with this giant tail of items
08:21It's kinda like a tail on an animal, you know?
08:23It provides stability
08:25That's it, and we are animals
08:27Animals of the longest road
08:29We're about to pop off and speed run this bridge
08:32Oh yeah
08:34Let's go
08:36There's a tornado off in the distance
08:37I wanna pick up some speed here to get past it
08:39Right out Melon
08:40No, tornado?
08:41Tornado, calm yourself
08:43There we go, we're chillin'
08:44Imagine if the tornado caught us cause our tail is so long
08:47Yeah, it'd be so sad
08:48I really don't wanna lose my tail
08:50Hey Melon, are we there yet?
08:51Yes Sonny!
08:52We're finally here
08:53The bandit camp at 10,000!
08:56Drive quietly
08:57I think they're all asleep right now
08:59I don't think they're asleep Sonny
09:01But I think we should probably wait till daytime before we take all of them out
09:05Bro, you're literally parking inside of their base
09:08Are you crazy?
09:09No Sonny
09:10I'm normal
09:12Give me this AK
09:13And give me this bazooka
09:15They're going down
09:17Let's hunt them down Sonny
09:19On foot
09:20Also Melon, I'm really hungry
09:22Do we have any food to eat?
09:23Nah, we don't
09:24Sonny, look out!
09:25Ugh
09:26Ghost car almost tried to take us out
09:28Yeah, that was spooky
09:29Also Melon, I'm zooming in
09:30It looks like we have a bandit on the horizon
09:32I think you can bring the car up a little bit
09:34Okay, hold on
09:35I need to attach this to my tail
09:36Should I blast him?
09:37Give me a second Sonny
09:38You need your back up
09:40Alright, I'm hiding out
09:41I'm waiting for you
09:42I'm waiting for you
09:43Sonny, I think he's spotting me
09:44Nah, he's still chilling, bro
09:45He's still chilling
09:46You want to take him out?
09:47Do I ever
09:48He he he he he he he
09:50Die!
09:53Oh!
09:54Sonny, on my screen it looked like you missed terribly, but he did die
09:57Oh, I exploded him, bro
09:58That was a bazooka headshot
10:00We got more bogeys coming up though Sonny
10:02Get ready
10:03Do you have unlimited ammo on that thing?
10:04Nah, I got three shots
10:06Fire!
10:07Got him
10:08Really?
10:09You missed terribly
10:10What is going on?
10:11You shot the mountain back there
10:12No, I blasted that guy
10:13Just like I'm gonna blast this one
10:15Bogey down, bogey down
10:17Hold on, let me get a new weapon
10:18Yeah, there's a lot of bogeys here Sonny
10:19Where are they?
10:20I'll climb up under these rocks
10:22And blast up!
10:24Oh my god, they're blasting me
10:25Sonny, they're moving out on us!
10:27They're closing in on positions!
10:28Just drive, just drive!
10:30No, we've gotta take them all out
10:32I dropped two of them
10:34I'm dead
10:35I'm respawning
10:36There's nothing that can stop us as long as we have infinite Robux
10:39I got my bazooka
10:40It's reloading
10:41Hurry up and load!
10:44Got em
10:45One shot left, one bandit left
10:47Oh, there's two bandits on me
10:50Alright, took my two bandits out
10:51Well played
10:52And it looks like I got a missile floating in mid-air
10:54And remember Sonny, you gotta attach your weapon to the back of the tail
10:57Well, my weapon's all out of ammo, so I don't really care anymore
11:00Alright, well then hop on in
11:02Let's drive
11:03We still got some more bogeys up ahead we gotta take out
11:06I'm out of ammo, can we just drive through and ignore them?
11:08Nope, we gotta take them all out Sonny, that's the rules
11:11I guess that makes sense
11:12There's only two left, come on, we're almost done
11:14You're right bro, we didn't steal all these weapons for nothing
11:18Alright, there might be a little bit more than two
11:19I'm gonna park the car right here
11:21Let's take em out!
11:22Let me at em, Mellon
11:24Let me at em!
11:26I'm going in!
11:28Sonny, look out
11:29I lit the fuse!
11:30They're everywhere Sonny, look out!
11:35Did I get em?
11:36I think you might have taken one out, but they're all glitched anyways
11:39I can just kill them
11:40Oh, nice
11:41Let's go!
11:42Oh, I ran out of ammo, I can't kill the last guy
11:45That's okay, because we have infinite robux
11:48Time to revive
11:49Let's roll
11:50A successful mission, I would say
11:52Hold up, hold up, I gotta take this guy out
11:54I'm going in with the saw
11:56The last bandit, you're eliminating him?
11:59Die!
12:00Oh, Mellon, this is just too brutal, I can't watch
12:02Alright, I can't even kill him with it
12:04It's okay, I got a secret weapon
12:06I like that secret weapon Sonny, I like it a lot
12:08Got him
12:11I blasted him out of this planet
12:14Now let's roll for real
12:16I can't believe we actually pulled this off
12:18We robbed all the weapons from Dan's shop
12:21And we eliminated the bandit camp
12:23Let's go!
12:24We didn't leave a single bandit remaining
12:27And now the long dusty road is finally at peace, Mellon
12:31We can drive for all of eternity
12:33And you goats can smash that subscribe button for all of eternity
12:37Finally at peace
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