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00:00This is Roblox Pick A Side
00:02The rules are simple
00:03Every minute we're given 2 choices
00:05And then you team up with every other player who agrees with your choice
00:09Then it's a battle royale
00:11Survive to win
00:12Comment sun or melon emojis for who you think will get more wins
00:16Me or melon
00:18And can we hit 2000 likes and 200 new subscribers on this video?
00:21Let's get goated
00:23Melon, it's time for us to pick a side
00:25What do you think is better?
00:27Having a house made of sprawling underground rooms and tunnels or
00:31Have a small flying house
00:33DEFINITELY THE FLYING HOUSE
00:36Nah, I'm gonna have treasure trails in my tunnels
00:40Wait, NO! IT DIDN'T WORK
00:42Uhhhhhh
00:44This is not good
00:45This is not good, dang it
00:47Melon, I'm just spectating you
00:48Good luck defending your idea
00:50Bro, I'm actually the GOAT
00:52I'm actually messing these guys up right now
00:53This is so cool
00:54We're destroying them
00:56We're outnumbered
00:57But we're too good
00:58Dude, this is like dodgeball
01:00Grapple em
01:01Get em melon
01:02I'm actually cheering for you now
01:03Oh yeah
01:04Another one bites the dust
01:05Oh, oh, it's me one vs two
01:07One vs two
01:08Come on melon, you got this
01:09You don't fail them
01:10NOOOOO
01:11OOOOOO
01:12NOOOOO
01:13Well, you let down your flying house
01:15Now it'll never happen
01:16Be wanted or be needed
01:18Bruh
01:19I need to be wanted
01:22And I want to be needed melon
01:25I don't know the correct choice
01:28Just love me
01:30NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
01:33I wanna be wanted so that I could get more Robux
01:36Hey
01:37We're outnumbered
01:38It's okay, we have rolling pins
01:41Take them out melon
01:42I got a baton
01:43Bang
01:44Schmack em
01:45Gang up
01:46Gang up
01:47Ow, ow, ow
01:48I'm getting wrecked
01:49Sonny, you gotta turn around
01:50And face em
01:51Yeah, get out of here
01:52I'm trying but I'm gonna die melon
01:53I have no health left
01:54Please
01:55I won't let him take you alive
01:57We got em
01:58I got another one
01:59Uh oh
02:00Oh, this is not good
02:01You got this bruh
02:02You got this
02:03Let me take out one more
02:04I can take out one more
02:05Dude, this guy can jump
02:06He has like a crazy weapon
02:07Yo, what?
02:08Yo, what?
02:09Okay, I must find a more powerful weapon melon
02:12Yo, there's a plunger gun
02:13I need that
02:14I need to buy Robux
02:15How do I spend my Robux?
02:17Okay guys, melon has no idea about this
02:19But I can write my own custom slide by spending Robux
02:22I think, I hope
02:23Would you rather be a character on Lost or be a character on Heroes?
02:27Um, I would rather be a superhero
02:29Yeah, definitely Heroes
02:31Oh wait, those are shows bro
02:32But yeah, I'll take the hero anyways
02:34How do I spend money and pay to win, dude?
02:37Oh, look at our army march forward
02:40Eliminate those peasants
02:42Oh, yes
02:43Kill them when I sit back and watch
02:46What?
02:47Whoa, they got rooted
02:48Yes
02:49We must pummel the enemy
02:51They have a huge hammer though
02:52They look dangerous
02:53And they're dead
02:54We did it
02:55That was easy
02:56I didn't even do anything
02:57Nice
02:58Now, can I buy extra money?
02:59No, not a multiplier
03:00I just wanna straight up buy that cash
03:02There's no pay to win?
03:03There's no pay to win, bro
03:05You can only get a little VIP tag
03:06That game's trash
03:07That game's trash
03:08Be able to painfully smash your head on any book to absorb its contents
03:11Okay
03:12Or
03:13Be able to learn any language by insulting someone who speaks it
03:17What?
03:18Miscusi
03:19I am picking the smash head because then I could learn languages
03:23Then I could learn languages
03:24It would just cost a bit of brain cells
03:26You're right
03:27You're right, bro
03:28What?
03:29We're the only two?
03:30What is this?
03:31My man
03:32Why do they all go to the other side?
03:34And they have grenades
03:35What is going on?
03:37I can survive for 60 seconds
03:39I believe
03:40I believe
03:41I believe
03:42I'm on fire
03:43I'm on fire
03:44I won't go down without a fight
03:46I won't go down without
03:47I'm dead
03:48I am not going down
03:49They're hot potatoing me
03:50What is going on?
03:52Juke
03:53How are you still alive, Sonny?
03:55I'm doing it, Melon
03:56Melon, I'll do this
03:57For the knowledge
03:58For the knowledge
03:59I think they're all wanting to insult me
04:01But they don't even speak the goat language
04:03These people are so stupid
04:05You can just learn the languages
04:06By like reading the dictionary of the language
04:09All you gotta do is go to a library and rub your head on every bookshelf
04:13And you'll be the biggest brain in no time
04:16Whatever, bro, they didn't think about it
04:18These players, man
04:19They are very dumb
04:20They clearly didn't smack their head on any books ever
04:22Eat only Taco Bell for a month
04:24Eat only KFC for a month
04:25Oh my god
04:26KFC, bro, I don't want diarrhea every day of the week
04:28I mean, both are pretty greasy, dude
04:31But let's go with the fried chicken
04:33I actually agree with you, bro
04:34Sounds way better
04:35Oh, we're probably gonna have
04:36It's just gonna be me and you, Sonny
04:38Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
04:39There's gotta be a split here
04:40There's no way we're alone
04:41Yo!
04:42Yes!
04:43They shall taste my rolling pin
04:47I'm gonna kill you!
04:48I'm gonna flatten them
04:50Turn you into dough
04:51Die!
04:52Ow!
04:53What was that?
04:54It's still killing me
04:55Bro, that thing was OP
04:56That thing was OP
04:57Where are they?
04:58We must eliminate the enemy
05:00Dude!
05:01Yo, bro, she's broken
05:03She's giving us the fire zuck
05:05What is that?
05:06Kill her!
05:07Kill her!
05:08Kill her before it recharges
05:09Get her!
05:10Oh my
05:11Sonny, she's broken
05:12She's actually overpowered
05:14Are we really gonna lose 2 vs 20?
05:17Wait, we can do this
05:18I don't even know who I'm looking
05:19Rolling pin!
05:20Hey, chill!
05:22I think we're gonna lose 2 vs 20
05:24How?
05:25They're overpowered, bruh
05:27Bro!
05:28I'm dead
05:29I am dead
05:30Wow
05:31How are you supposed to beat that?
05:32I want the sword of swords
05:34I think you just have to play a lot
05:35Ty
05:36Wow
05:37She is actually unfair
05:39Too strong
05:40Time for me to do this, guys
05:42Oh!
05:43That's a lot of Robux
05:45It's worth it though
05:46Yes
05:47Wait, what do you mean Robux?
05:48How did you do something?
05:4915,000 cash
05:51And give me the sword of swords
05:54Yes!
05:55How did you learn how to do this?
05:57I'd rather be a pirate
05:59I wanna kill everybody
06:00I don't understand what's going on
06:03I possess the sword of swords
06:05And with the sword of swords
06:06I could destroy anybody
06:08Yeah, I picked pirate
06:09Cause I don't wanna verse you right now
06:11You sound pretty strong
06:12I have a rolling pin!
06:13Are you kidding me?
06:15I thought you had the sword of swords, Malian
06:17What's going on?
06:18Oh, I didn't equip it
06:19I didn't equip it
06:20Sonny, I messed up
06:21I messed up big time
06:22No!
06:23No!
06:24No!
06:25I was supposed to have the sword of swords
06:27Yeah, it turns out the pirates are getting plundered right now
06:29We are dead
06:30No booty for us
06:31It's okay
06:32Next round, next round
06:33I got it
06:34It's equipped now
06:35Okay, Mellon, tell me how you're doing this pay to win
06:36I wanna get in on it
06:37Uh, you gotta go and press add at the top right
06:42And you go into the
06:43Top right?
06:44Add?
06:45Press weapons and then press that plus
06:47Whoa!
06:48You're right, you're right
06:49Hey
06:50That's pretty cool
06:51I don't know
06:52I'm gonna be the unpopular one
06:54Be Kif, Futurama
06:55Is that the lobster guy?
06:56I don't know
06:57I'm gonna be Zoidberg
06:58I'm Zoid-bergering
07:00But I'm about to sword of sword them
07:02I'm about to use my sword on them
07:04Use your sword carefully
07:06Yes
07:07I possess the sword of swords
07:10And you shall be destroyed
07:13Ha!
07:14Ha!
07:15Ha!
07:16What are you doing?
07:18Shield!
07:19Oh, I might die
07:20I might die
07:21I might die
07:22Ha!
07:23You want this heat, bruh?
07:24You want this heat, bruh?
07:25You want this heat, bruh?
07:26Kill him!
07:27Yes!
07:28No!
07:29Bro!
07:30How did I die?
07:31I have the sword of swords
07:33But I have a rolling pin
07:34I turned you into melon dough
07:35Oh wait, no
07:36No!
07:37No!
07:38I got killed
07:39That's it guys
07:40For 1000 Robux
07:42I will acquire the ultimate weapon
07:44And it is the plunger
07:45I need this
07:46It must be mine
07:47And I equip the plunger
07:49Oh, there's tons of weapons that are worth 10k
07:51Actually, I'm buying this guys
07:53This seems really smart
07:55I'm gonna use a piano
07:56I'm gonna smack some music into people
07:58Okay
07:59Would you rather be deaf with amazing artistic ability
08:01Or blind with amazing musical ability?
08:03Well, isn't that fitting?
08:05I'm a musician, melon
08:07Check this out
08:08I'm gonna be...
08:09I'm gonna be deaf
08:10Alright?
08:11Good idea
08:12You're gonna hear this!
08:13Why would you want to be blind?
08:15You're done
08:16You're done, bruh
08:17You're...
08:18DONE!
08:19OW!
08:20I'm dropping pianos on you!
08:22Let's go!
08:23Yo, why do you do that?
08:25Let me get in close
08:26OW!
08:27I must crash with my piano
08:29I'm giving you the sound of music, melon
08:31You need this
08:32You need this
08:33Ow!
08:34Why do they have bows and stuff?
08:36Ow!
08:37I'm gonna die!
08:38I crush you!
08:40I will kill this one person
08:41Die!
08:42Yes!
08:43I've defeated one
08:44Hey melon
08:45Fight me!
08:46You coward!
08:47I shall fight you!
08:48Yo
08:49Yo!
08:50You need to stop!
08:51No, you need to eat a piano
08:53OW!
08:54Die!
08:55Yes!
08:56Embrace the music
08:57Wait, am I the only one left on my team?
08:59What the heck?
09:00Get over here, sonny
09:01Get over here!
09:02OW!
09:03Die!
09:04No!
09:05You're gonna kill me!
09:06Oh, it was a tie
09:07Oh, the time ran out
09:08You're so lucky, bro
09:09My piano was dunking on you
09:11Bro, that was so toxic
09:13Okay, I have 5,000
09:14I can afford something good here
09:15Yeah, I need to choose carefully as well
09:17What would be a cool weapon?
09:18Perhaps I channel the weather
09:21And I get a lightning
09:23Perhaps I get the...
09:25I don't know
09:26I'm gonna get this hex
09:27I want this hex
09:28Equipped
09:29Hey, focus up!
09:30Would you rather take a picture
09:32Or have your picture taken?
09:33I would rather have my picture taken
09:35Cause I'm so beautiful
09:36You think you're handsome?
09:38Well, I'll take your picture
09:39USING A LIGHTNING ORB!
09:42Okay, I got a gun, bruh
09:43I'm just gonna...
09:44I'm just gonna...
09:45Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
09:47Yo, chill, chill, chill
09:48I don't know how this thing works
09:49Yo!
09:50Come near me, Mellon!
09:51Come get some!
09:52No, I'm ranged, bro
09:53You're already dead
09:54I had melted you
09:55That's actually not fair
09:57You're just shooting me from the far
09:58I'm gonna go and just spam this person
10:01Die, die, die, die, die
10:03Reload
10:04And she's dead
10:05Bruh, you guys got wrecked
10:06Mellon, that's not fair
10:08You literally bought a long range weapon
10:10For a close range fight
10:11And I destroyed you
10:13Like you're nothing at all
10:16Cool, bruh
10:17Really cool
10:18We'll see how well that works
10:20When I hit you with this
10:22Yes, two can play that game, Mellon
10:24Bring back the Dodo in five years
10:27Bring back the Tyrannosaurus Rex in ten years
10:30Uh, I don't really want T-
10:31Oh, but T-Rex would be cool
10:32Yeah, I'm going with the T-Rex
10:34Yeah, me too
10:35But I wanted to shoot you with my rainbow laser beams
10:38So I'm taking the Dodo Birds
10:40Actually, Mellon
10:41They already brought the Dodo Birds back
10:43You, the dumb Mellon
10:45Yo, chill
10:46There's only three of you
10:47You guys are done
10:48You guys are done
10:49See ya, Sonny
10:50I'm straight up beaming ya
10:51I'm beaming you
10:52No, I'm beaming you
10:53No, no, stop ruining me
10:55And you're dead
10:56And you're dead
10:57And you're dead
10:58And you're dead
10:59Let me just pick away your health
11:00See ya, Sonny
11:01Yeah, you had help
11:02You had help to kill me
11:03You're dead
11:04You got wrecked
11:05You coward
11:06You didn't even one versus one me
11:08And let's just get down these two
11:10And we won
11:12Bruh, that's not fair
11:15I'm going back to my sword of swords
11:17You know what? Me too
11:18I'm going to change it back up
11:20And try my lightning again
11:21This time you're going down
11:23Or maybe we can team up
11:24Would you rather lose your cell phone
11:26Or lose your keys?
11:29Well, bless you, Mellon
11:31God bless you
11:32Like your keys to your car
11:34Or keys to your house?
11:35Yeah, and do I have a spare key?
11:36Can I smash the door and get in?
11:38Did I lose all of my doge coin
11:40If I lost my cell phone?
11:41Like there's so many questions here
11:42I don't know what to do
11:43I don't know what to do
11:44Oh, I pricked lose my cell phone
11:45It wasn't even on purpose
11:46Uh, well, I'm fighting you
11:47You shall die today, Sonny
11:49No, I challenge you to a one versus one
11:52Baited!
11:53Waste it, waste it
11:54Ow, what is going on?
11:55What is happening?
11:56Lightning strike
11:57Get him
11:58Get him
11:59Yes
12:00Ow, get back here, Sonny
12:01I shall destroy you
12:03I just must live long enough
12:04For my lightning to vaporize you
12:06Come on, just once
12:07No
12:08No
12:09What is that thing?
12:10Destroyed
12:12That thing is broken
12:14Who's next?
12:15I just gotta come in close for the kill
12:17Lightning
12:18Beaming them
12:19I'm bolting them
12:20I'm like Zeus out here
12:21Just need a little more
12:22A little more power
12:23How did you guys win?
12:25There is so little of you
12:26And so many of us
12:27Cause we have the power of Zeus
12:29Yes
12:30I smite you
12:32One more
12:33Let's go
12:34How did you guys win?
12:36Cause I'm absolutely goated
12:38With the sauce
12:40Okay melon
12:41This is gonna be the last round
12:43Whoever wins this
12:44Wins it all
12:45And if we want
12:46We can even work together
12:47And both win
12:48Yo, you're right
12:49But I'm gonna answer honestly
12:50And not tell you
12:51Have a live studio audience
12:52That you can't see cheer for you
12:54When entering any building
12:56Have Morgan Freeman
12:58Subconsciously narrate the rest of your life
13:00I know my answer
13:01Yep
13:02That's a pretty obvious one
13:04Oh
13:05We're gonna both win
13:06Let's destroy these scrubs
13:08I'll take
13:09What?
13:10I got killed in one shot
13:11What killed you?
13:12I went to take out the rubber duck guy
13:14And I just fell over
13:15Flat on my face
13:17Bro he's almost dead
13:18Don't worry
13:19We're gonna take him out
13:20That was so confusing melon
13:22And she's gotta blast this person
13:24For the dub
13:25Please get us the win
13:27I want to feel like a wiener
13:29I will win for us sonny
13:31Do it
13:33Blast them
13:34Yes
13:35Die
13:36We won
13:37Oh
13:38It feels good
13:39And if you guys want to be winners as well
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