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00:00You've got to take that off. That's mommy's underwear.
00:21Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:25And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:34Let's do it.
00:37Hello and welcome to America's Funniest Videos.
00:46If you're tired of Hollywood churning out nothing but sequels and prequels, you're in luck.
00:51Because here at AFE, we don't play that. Mainly because our show doesn't have characters or any sort of plot, but that's beside the point.
00:58So, forget about sequels and never mind prequels. It's all about laughs and all things being equal.
01:04The Sly thinks that this is such a bad idea that it tries to leave.
01:08She did that intentionally.
01:18I love you.
01:21I see how it is.
01:22Holy crap! That's me!
01:36I'm Gamba.
01:37Maybe you should try breathing when you color. You might find it more enjoyable.
01:42He seems a bit young to be suffering for his art.
01:50Goats can climb mountains, and yet tiny wooden steps give them trouble.
02:03Oops!
02:03Carrying the bride across the threshold is adorable.
02:08It's even more adorable if you keep the room key in your pocket.
02:11It's good to stay hydrated when working out, but not this hydrated.
02:29Imagine a place where the greatest snacks are found on the kitchen floor and scooting your butt across the carpet is a socially acceptable way of getting around.
02:58That's right.
02:59I'm talking about the dog park.
03:02Lease the hounds.
03:05It's time to go to the dog park.
03:07A moment with a dog jumping at a dog, jumping at a dog, jumping at a dog, jumping at a dog.
03:17This dog is the ultimate copycat.
03:20This has been a moment with a moment with a dog, jumping at a dog, jumping at a dog, jumping at a dog.
03:33Training the best dog ever.
03:35I think she should return that book.
03:37You know, if they didn't eat the receipt.
03:39The new glass door is taking some getting used to.
03:49While you might just see two dogs squabbling over a bone, their sibling sees a fun new addition to the living room obstacle course.
04:09Falling down, falling down, falling down, fly the bridges, falling down, my fair lady.
04:22I love it.
04:23She's combined her love of the car with her love of fetching sticks.
04:29She got it!
04:31You know you're tired when you can't even slurp milk properly.
04:52What a mess.
04:53Now that the new baby has arrived, a certain someone has to pull out all the stops to try and get attention.
05:10It's a standoff, or more accurately, a snout-off.
05:14She's got a good, solid post right next to her, yet she ties the leash to a flimsy plastic chair.
05:26Let's see how this unfolds.
05:28Stay right there.
05:33Ruby, stop!
05:35Ruby!
05:36Ruby!
05:36Come here!
05:38Ruby!
05:40Why won't Ruby listen to her?
05:42Come here!
05:43Stop!
05:45Oh, that's better.
05:50It's time for a montage, and this one's set to a song called You Are No Good For Me.
05:56It features couples where one partner heard For Better or For Worse and thought,
06:00Worse, please!
06:01One, two, buckle my shoe.
06:04Should've known better, but what's a guy to do?
06:07You are the good, my man.
06:13Three, four.
06:13You're crawling on the floor.
06:15What you're doing's killing me, so why do I want more?
06:18You are no good for me.
06:28You are no good for me.
06:33I know how much I love her when you're shoving in my face.
06:51You are no good for me.
06:56I'm tired, it's late.
06:58I'm drunk, this ain't a date.
07:00I know how much you love her when I'm scrounging off your plate.
07:03You are no good for me.
07:07I know how much I love her when I'm scrounging off your plate.
07:15You are no good for me.
07:18You are no good for me.
07:18You are no good for me.
07:18I know how much I love her when I'm scrounging off your plate.
07:19I know how much I love her when I'm scrounging off your plate.
07:35Got a funny video? Upload it to AFV.com.
07:48Overthinking is a real problem.
07:51Don't overthink unless you're a bonehead,
07:53in which case you tend to underthink,
07:56then you should overthink because it will bring your thinking
07:59up to a normal level of thinking.
08:01I mean, you don't have to, but think about it.
08:05Careful, those front steps might be icy.
08:09Oh, Kyra, come on.
08:15Sure, Devin will be a bit more careful
08:17after seeing what happened to Kyra.
08:22Baby!
08:23You wonder how many people need to slip
08:25before the others at this house start getting the message.
08:28I slipped and I'm about to...
08:30Are you okay?
08:35This is a public service announcement
08:38for those who mow their own lawns
08:41and have wasp nests in their yard.
08:44So I wanted to let you see what I looked like before.
08:47So here we go.
08:48Always remember to check your yard for wasp nests
08:51that build their wasps in the ground.
08:54They come out during the day.
08:55And when you're mowing the lawn, they don't like it.
09:00That two-legged person should be careful
09:02walking her four-legged animal near those two-by-fours.
09:07Ow!
09:09Oh!
09:10That one's on camera.
09:13Oh!
09:14See?
09:15Can I see that?
09:18Holding three chickens at one time?
09:20That girl must be pooped.
09:23I hope that big one doesn't poop on you.
09:25Oh, my...
09:27That lady not only made a delicious potato salad,
09:35she was functioning as a counterweight.
09:37He's got to take that glass door back to the store.
09:50Well, check that one off the to-do list.
09:57She's about to find out why hanging drywall
09:59is a two-person job.
10:07Someone really made a mess with the creamer.
10:21I hope she finds out who it was.
10:23Right now, we're gonna show some videos
10:41of dads doing the Borrowed Hands Challenge.
10:43It's when one person does something
10:45using another person's hands.
10:47It's cute, and normally, I might say,
10:49give them a hand, but they already have
10:51two more than they can handle.
10:53Hi, guys!
10:55So, I'm here.
10:56I'm just gonna show you
10:56how to put some jelly on toast.
10:58It's a great snack, you know, for the night.
10:59If you want to listen to something healthy,
11:00yeah, hi, hello, thumbs up, woo-hoo!
11:03Okay, now pour some milk on my cereal.
11:05That's enough, that's enough milk.
11:09I'm gonna go for some watermelon.
11:14Oh, okay!
11:18There we go!
11:19And I'm just gonna put it on the bread.
11:21I like that, perfect!
11:23Look at that!
11:23Look at that!
11:24That's a special banana next.
11:32And we turn a little bit, and we...
11:33Mmm!
11:35Mmm!
11:36Oh, my God!
11:37It's so good!
11:38Mmm!
11:39Mmm!
11:41I kind of need something to wash it down, though.
11:43That's good!
11:44I think I'm pretty full now!
11:58It's time for some close calls, near misses, and tragedies narrowly averted.
12:11And don't be fooled, while disaster may have been avoided, the comedy hits a bullseye every time.
12:28You know how some people are scared of sharks?
12:31That's a good fear to have.
12:34Where is the shark?
12:35Where is the shark?
12:35Where is the shark?
12:36Ah!
12:37Oh, my God!
12:38Oh, my God!
12:39When you turn 100, you can do whatever you want, which includes recklessly waving around that giant pastry knife.
12:47Oh, my God!
12:48Oh, my God!
12:49Oh, my God!
12:56Good morning, everyone.
12:57Bill Houghton here with the Sonny Riffing.
12:59Today, we are up north.
13:01We've got an Alaskan moose behind us.
13:05I'm not sure if they're friendly.
13:07So, if you hear of an Indiana resident getting stomped by a moose, it could have...
13:11Uh-oh.
13:12She's curling her ears.
13:14Oh!
13:16No!
13:17Get back. Get back.
13:20Okay, that was stupid.
13:22I'm done. Bye.
13:36Some trees drop more than leaves.
13:43He doesn't want to make any sudden movements
13:45that could upset or irritate this tree any further.
13:53Neither rain nor snow nor forgetting to put it in park
13:57keeps a mailed carrier from his appointed round.
14:04Get me new balls.
14:05Before his procedure, he wouldn't have made it all the way over.
14:09Woo!
14:12Woo!
14:15Rule number one in learning to fly a drone
14:21is never taking your eyes off the drone.
14:36The pizza place I order from now
14:42lets you order raw dough
14:43in case you want to make your own pizza.
14:45You can also buy their cheese
14:47and sauce and toppings,
14:49which makes me wonder,
14:50why not just buy one of their pizzas?
14:53Anyway, here are some videos that go great with pizza.
14:56Or just some raw dough,
14:57if that's your thing.
14:59I hope Bill's around in case she falls in.
15:02Oh!
15:02Bill!
15:12Bill!
15:12Bill!
15:15What are you doing in there?
15:21Like this!
15:24Makes me so confident.
15:25I love you.
15:26Hey!
15:28He's capturing his proposal on video.
15:31and that little girl's capturing his phone
15:39for some drivers putting their car in park and having it stay in park is no walk in the park
16:01little pig little pig let me in i'm gonna huff and i'm gonna puff
16:11this is a brick house
16:13so this is what i pull in my driveway to
16:19look at him just munching away he's both enjoying that snack and silently judging you for throwing
16:28away a perfectly good cookie goofy squirrel
16:32using a bulldozer as a ladder bad idea letting a toddler near the control lever really bad idea
16:58this is a great dance number i just hope they finish strong
17:02can't take my crown
17:07i'll always be here to take it off the ground
17:10my crown
17:13i'll always be here to take it off the ground
17:18can't take my crown
17:20our show isn't usually described as thought provoking but this next segment will provoke
17:35the thought what on earth were those people thinking
17:37time to drink in exactly what i'm thinking it's here's a thought
17:44the nosier the neighbor the more likely they are to stick that big nose where it doesn't belong
18:01newsflash it's hard to make a rad skate park out of a rad two-car garage
18:06a hotel tip sometimes spending the extra 30 bucks for the ocean view is worth it
18:19word to the wise it might be time to see the dentist if your breath is so bad that an animal known
18:38for stinking wants you to keep your mouth shut
18:54friendly reminder if your three-year-old starts using the expression
18:57meanwhile back at the ranch you should probably be suspicious
19:04eww ranch dressing are you just drinking it eww
19:10no
19:15this has been years of thought
19:22we're about to visit the winner's circle the place where past afv winners hang out now while the
19:28winner's circle isn't a real place that you can find on a map the money these videos won is real cash
19:34that you can find in a bank it's time to have a blast with some big winners from afv's past
19:40there are two more bricks right here come on one on the floor
19:44shh
19:46he's too short to reach
19:48wait hold on i want to get a good picture of the egg
19:52wow those bricks are balanced on eggs which are on top of that table
19:56that glass table
19:58is
20:04kitty
20:06kitty
20:08kitty
20:10kitty
20:12Our table!
20:16Hey, what do you say?
20:17I noticed the elevator again.
20:20Now turn around.
20:24Keep going.
20:26Keep turning.
20:28Turn all the way back around.
20:30Say, I'm sorry.
20:32I'm sorry.
21:10Let's circle back next week for another Inner Circle.
21:40I recently bought one of those fancy Japanese toilets that cleans itself and, you know, does everything for you.
21:48It's amazing.
21:49But then I accidentally dropped my tax returns into it.
21:52And guess what?
21:53It found me thousands of dollars in deductions that my accountant missed.
21:57Great toilet.
21:59In fact, it also chose these next videos and wrote all the jokes.
22:04What's that say, Rennie?
22:06It says grandma's go that way.
22:07It says grandma's go that way.
22:10It says, so I can't go this way?
22:14Well, only grandmas who can walk can go this way.
22:18Okay.
22:19Grandmas go that way.
22:25Going to the airport is annoying enough without bumping into the moving walkway comedian.
22:29This kitty can turn any door into a cat door.
22:41This will be the first time I get to see how she gets under that door.
22:45He put his ladder in the middle of a pool slide.
22:54Need I say more?
22:55Need I say more?
23:04What are you?
23:05A werewolf.
23:07You're a werewolf?
23:08But I can turn into a bat.
23:10You can turn into a bat?
23:12Can you turn around for a second?
23:14Yes.
23:14Wait, did he say werewolf or underwear wolf?
23:27Binnie, you've got to take that off.
23:29That's mommy's underwear.
23:31I'm just using it.
23:32it. You're just using it? What are you using it for? I hereby christen thee the SS Bonehead.
23:58If they can't handle the driveway, they should probably stay off the lake.
24:02I'm thinking of a type of video. Videos of magic and presto, here they are. I bet you're wondering
24:19how I did that. Was it magic you ask? No, I just read the script ahead of time. Hey grandpa,
24:26I'm going to try some magic. Okay. What color is this? Black. No.
24:35It's red. No.
24:39That's pretty good.
24:40I think I read about this in How to Blow Your Kid's Mind magazine.
24:48I've seen magicians wow their audience, but I didn't know they could wow themselves.
25:06Your card rises from the deck. That's right.
25:14That's it. Are you serious?
25:18Yeah. Oh my gosh.
25:21You want anything else in there? No.
25:26Oh, I see something. I definitely see something. I see something. Oh my God.
25:34I don't vitamin C how he did that.
25:51Either that dog got a lot bigger or that ball got a lot smaller.
25:55I don't. A good magician never reveals their secrets. A not so good magician doesn't have
26:03any secrets. I'm just a pure dust cup. Okay. Let's see how you do it.
26:10This is Jada with her magic whistle. She can make it rain or make it rain harder.
26:28Most magicians have assistants. Her assistant is mother nature.
26:40She has her magic whistle. She's coming in the rain. Do you hear the rain?
26:48Here's the trick. Touch it. Make sure it's still there.
26:51It's real? Yeah. That's real. Real donut.
26:53Okay. Watch real close. Not to brag, but I've made a few donuts disappear in my day.
26:58Okay. One. Two. Two. Three. Three.
27:02One.
27:04This next montage is called virtual insanity because it's all about virtual reality gone wrong.
27:23And by the way, kudos to all the brainiacs who thought it was a good idea to create an entirely
27:28new world for people who are so klutzy they can't even handle this one.
27:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:48Whoa!
27:55Whoa!
28:01Whoa!
28:06Whoa!
28:11Oh.
28:12Oh, my God.
28:42Oh, my God.
28:46Upload your funny video to AFV.com.
28:59Hey, Alfonso.
29:04Hey, Alfonso.
29:06We want to see more snow videos.
29:09OK, Jack, Eleanor, Kennedy, Wells, Taylor, and Madeline,
29:19you want more snow videos?
29:20Well, I'll provide the snow if you provide the hot cocoa.
29:24The gutters are not kidding him.
29:31Are you kidding me?
29:33There's got to be a better hill to go tubing on.
29:38Making a snow angel in his underwear.
29:51What the devil was he thinking?
29:53I lost a drop.
29:54Oh!
29:55I went up to the hill.
29:56This goes from man versus nature to man versus man pretty quickly.
30:11I'll never complain about taking out the trash again.
30:26Mom goes from doing play-by-play to being part of the action.
30:41Oh!
30:42Oh!
30:43Wipe out!
30:50Get it?
30:56I doubt the neighbors would complain.
30:58You left the cans out an extra day or two.
31:00It's time for versus.
31:07Join us as dudes and dudettes getting spooked out of their minds
31:12take on unusual resting places for canine behinds.
31:17Tonight on versus.
31:19Warehouse scares versus dogs sitting on heads.
31:23The workers start off by making the warehouse a scare house.
31:27The dogs strike back with a Great Dane on the brain.
31:34Insane.
31:37And nothing ruins your shift like a guy in a box on a forklift.
31:44A dog on a dog's head sitting on a chair?
31:46Not so much sitting, it's almost unfair.
31:52Don't get sleepy or you'll see something creepy.
31:57What's this?
31:58We expected a dog on a head, but got a squirrel on a dog's head instead.
32:02What will the judges think?
32:04Hey, you in aisle four, careful you don't drop that stuff on the floor.
32:09The dogs on heads have one last chance to sit the record straight.
32:16Is it enough?
32:18And the winner is...
32:22Warehouse scares.
32:25Join us next time when the working stiffs getting scared stiff take on...
32:30Kids who think parenting is bananas.
32:34On versus.
32:35We've reached a point where there's not much show left.
32:42It's like when you're eating potato chips and there's only a few chips left,
32:46even though you could still eat two more entire bags.
32:50So savor these last few videos like they're your last few chips, alright?
32:54But then brush your teeth.
32:56Because potato chips tend to get all stuck in between them bad boys, alright?
32:58Draw a little circle.
33:00Mm-hmm.
33:02I'm gonna draw you first.
33:04Don't make me skinny.
33:06I can't.
33:08Why?
33:10You aren't skinny.
33:12Probably.
33:14Probably you're skinny, I don't know.
33:16I don't know if you're old.
33:18This guy mows his lawn every full moon.
33:36Don't ache.
33:38He said don't do it.
33:40This woman gets daily reminders that dogs are descended from wolves.
33:44Bow.
33:46Bow.
33:48Bow.
34:02Sometimes mansplaining isn't so bad.
34:06Is that giving you a hard time?
34:08Why don't you try the handle on the outside?
34:10Can I have a 20?
34:20Here.
34:22Just, just, just...
34:24One little 20.
34:26Ow.
34:27I don't blame that cat.
34:29One bill.
34:30He's got nine lives.
34:31He's gotta make that money last.
34:32He's got it.
34:33He's got it.
34:34Ha, ha, ha.
34:45This guy must be competing on Extreme Foam Makeover.
34:48Kirsten, I'm not sure if you remember, but you've got this toy for the baby to play with and we just brought him out.
35:01And shot his forehead to make Killer laugh.
35:02And now he has a forehead icky.
35:03Next week is our holiday episode and the only tradition we look forward to as much as that one is the tradition of asking you for holiday videos.
35:24That's right, the holidays aren't just around the corner, they're also tonight's assignment America.
35:29We want to see your gift giving gone wrong and your kids messing up a Christmas song.
35:34Jess, tell them what they need to know to help us build an amazing festive show.
35:37The holidays come once a year, but our love of holiday clips lasts all year long.
35:42So send us your Christmas trees that couldn't fall faster and your Hanukkah celebrations that end in disaster.
35:47Your holiday hilarity could win you 20 or even 100 grand.
35:50Just upload the video to AFV.com.
35:52For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
35:54Whether you're a human or an elf, don't keep your holiday clips to yourself.
35:58Well, the show's almost over, so finish your dinner because we're handing out money and declaring a winner.
36:09Let's meet our finalists.
36:11First up, artistic integrity never goes out of fashion, especially for this kid who draws with a passion.
36:17It's coloring with commitment sent in by Raymond Tullefson from Grand Prairie, Alberta, Canada.
36:23Maybe you should try breathing when you color.
36:35Joining us are Raymond, Kayann, Torsten, and Thea.
36:39Now, Torsten, do you still draw with such intense concentration?
36:45Yeah, I like to get stuff perfect, so I just find it really stressful.
36:52It's really stressful.
36:53It's really stressful.
36:54Okay.
36:55Well, Raymond, you took this video about eight or nine years ago.
36:58What made you finally send it in?
37:01Yeah, you know what?
37:02We were just watching the show in a hotel room one night, and the kids were just laughing
37:07at everything, and I just remembered this old video I had, and I thought we should send
37:11this in because it was pretty funny.
37:12All right, right?
37:13You see, people?
37:14Go through your videos.
37:15You could be sitting on a winner.
37:18Please send it in.
37:19All right.
37:20Good luck, y'all.
37:22All right.
37:23Next up, cleanliness is good, if you know what I mean.
37:27But is it possible for doors to be a little too clean?
37:30It's once more into the glass door sent in by the Schuster Arrington family from Red Oak,
37:36Texas.
37:41The new glass door is taking some getting used to.
37:53Joining us are Stephanie, Jimmy, Cliff, Batman, and Ginger.
37:57So, Stephanie, you guys are big dog lovers and have fostered and adopted many dogs through
38:02the years.
38:03Why do you think those four kept banging into the door that day?
38:08Well, it's like when you put the stickers on windows to keep birds from flying into them.
38:14We usually have muddy paw prints and scratches on the door.
38:19And when we replaced it, they weren't there anymore.
38:22So, they didn't even realize that the door was closed.
38:25All right.
38:26Well, that's a lot of habit.
38:27Okay.
38:28Well, listen, it's important to note that no one was hurt.
38:31Okay.
38:32But maybe their pride, right?
38:34Maybe a little bit.
38:35Okay.
38:36Yes.
38:37Yeah.
38:38Good luck, y'all.
38:39Good luck.
38:41And finally, kids are honest.
38:42That's what they say.
38:43But this kid was being a little too honest that day.
38:46It's Skinny Sketch Snafu sent in by Samantha Richman from Van Leer, Kentucky.
38:52Mm-hmm.
38:53I'm going to draw you first.
38:55Or make me skinny.
38:57I can't.
38:58Why?
38:59You aren't skinny.
39:01Probably.
39:04Probably.
39:05Probably you're skinny.
39:07I don't know.
39:08I don't know if you are.
39:11Joining us are Samantha, Hope, and Renly.
39:14Samantha, you asked your granddaughter to draw you skinny.
39:18Did her response surprise you?
39:20Yeah.
39:21I mean, look at this.
39:27Okay.
39:28Well, honesty isn't just the best policy.
39:30If you win, it's the most lucrative too, right?
39:33That's true.
39:34All right.
39:35Well, good luck, y'all.
39:37All right.
39:38All right.
39:39We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
39:42But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention.
39:48Honorable Mention.
40:18Okay.
40:19It's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:21$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:33Here we go.
40:34Our third place $4,000 winner is...
40:37Coloring with Commitment, sent in by Raymond Tulleson from Grand Prairie, Alberta, Canada.
40:46And the winner of the $20,000 on tonight's Funniest Home Video is...
40:52Skinny Sketch Snafu, sent in by Samantha Richardson from Van Lear, Kentucky.
40:57We have Renly, Samantha, and Hope.
41:00Well, Renly, look at that.
41:03You just won a lot of money for your family just by being honest in a video.
41:08Now, if Grandma asks you to draw her again, what are you going to say?
41:13What would you say?
41:15Anything.
41:17Anything?
41:18Well, Hope, I hear you were the one who urged your mom to send in the video.
41:23Did you think it was going to end up a winner?
41:27Um, no.
41:28We just sent it as like a joke, kinda.
41:31We was like, let's just send it in and see what happens.
41:33And then here we are.
41:35Pretty cool.
41:36Well, you just won $20,000 and have a shot at $100,000.
41:40Right?
41:41That's more than most artists make in a lifetime.
41:45Yes.
41:46Congratulations, y'all.
41:48Well, that's our show.
41:49If you wanna see it again, try to fly to an earlier time zone really fast.
41:54Or stream it on Hulu.
41:56Yeah, that works too.
41:57We'll see you next time.
41:59And don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
42:01we'll send you an AFB t-shirt.
42:03So goodnight, everybody.
42:04And remember, send your video to me.
42:06You might win 20 Gs.
42:07Goodnight, y'all.
42:08I don't want to be the look of the shirtsyn.
42:11There, there, there, there.
42:12You might just go in.
42:13But you're gonna be the look of theacer,
42:17and let was do it now on the show.
42:18I'll see you next time.
42:19I have no chinahake but you're interested it from michael.
42:20I'll see you next time, I will take off the bag.
42:21I won't do it now.
42:22Because it will hygienic Ghost,
42:24Morgan Mate, and curte服.
42:25I'll see you next time.
42:26It is found my expectation.
42:27It is one pozosiness I do.
42:29Bye.
42:31You're here to go out there.
42:32I mean it's amazing.
42:33And I'll just be a note,
42:34How are you enough to bring me out?
42:35들�ug Realizing is going to the Flying Soul,
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