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Mikey, a boy who does not care for Christmas, meets two Santas in the woods. One claims to have fallen from his sleigh, but Mikey is more interested in the other man, who is on the run for robbing a bank.
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00:00:00Joy to the world, the Lord is come
00:00:25Let earth receive her King
00:00:31Let every heart prepare him rule
00:00:36And heaven and nature sing
00:00:39And heaven and nature sing
00:00:41And heaven and heaven and nature sing
00:00:47Stop that, this is a disaster
00:00:55I mean, for the love of God, will you look at it?
00:00:58You'll all be in detention, detention for the lucky
00:01:00It's not funny, Quinn
00:01:01Were you involved in this?
00:01:02No, it was Nike Collins, sir
00:01:04Right, you clown Collins, you're dead
00:01:11You did that, didn't you?
00:01:23I know you did it, Collins, I know it was you
00:01:25That's criminal damage, so it is
00:01:28That, that, that's a Christmas tree
00:01:33How's things at home, Mikey?
00:01:40How's things at your home, Harold?
00:01:44How about your mother?
00:01:46What do you think she would say?
00:01:47What about your mother?
00:01:48My mother is dead
00:01:51What should I have?
00:01:53Disappointment?
00:01:55The next time you're going to be in this school
00:01:56Is when you're called in front of the board of governors
00:01:58Sweet
00:01:59Excuse me
00:02:01Merry Christmas, one and all
00:02:04還是
00:02:17She's good
00:02:27Meyer, are you good?
00:02:29Anybody?
00:02:31In60, it's a baby
00:02:32No.
00:02:33No!
00:02:34Oh!
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:36Ha ha ha!
00:02:37Are you all right, James?
00:02:38I'm coming down to the first one, will it?
00:02:39It's trying to be training all week.
00:02:44Yeah, he's not sure.
00:02:45Exactly.
00:02:46You're not careful.
00:02:47Yeah, he's not sure if he's not careful.
00:02:52He's not sure if he's not careful.
00:02:55There he is!
00:03:02Ah, ah, ah.
00:03:04Hmm...choices, choices.
00:03:08I recommend you get out of here before I put my toe up your joxy.
00:03:13Nice shoes.
00:03:18Oops!
00:03:21You little...
00:03:26Hey, Dan, come on, pull the heads around there now.
00:03:29Class.
00:03:32Get down! This is a robbery! Nobody move!
00:03:40He's got a gun!
00:03:41I said get down! Put that phone down!
00:03:43Don't shoot!
00:03:45See what he had in the house?
00:03:48No, it's hard, no, it's hard.
00:03:50No, it's hard, no, it's hard.
00:03:52Come on, come on, I'm not changed.
00:03:54Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:03:56Come on, come on, come on.
00:03:58Come on, come on, come on.
00:03:59Come on, come on, come on.
00:04:02Stop that sucker!
00:04:04Stop him!
00:04:06He's got a gun!
00:04:07Stop that sucker!
00:04:09Stop that sucker!
00:04:10He ain't fucking out!
00:04:11He ain't fucking out!
00:04:12He ain't fucking out!
00:04:13He ain't fucking out!
00:04:14He ain't fucking out!
00:04:14Fuck it!
00:04:15Oh, the hell's gonna fly.
00:04:17Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:04:18All units, nine-seven India bank robbery in progress.
00:04:21Ma'am, just a Santa robin, Valley Cop's bank.
00:04:23I ain't fucking out!
00:04:23You've got to be kidding me.
00:04:24Not for this.
00:04:25It ain't fun, I was singing, no way by way
00:04:29And the balance of the rain, no way by Christmas
00:04:32Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Not for this.
00:04:48Oh, you've got the wrong...
00:05:18Are you all right, man?
00:05:30Off you get, buddy.
00:05:34Oh, man!
00:05:35That's not the real son. I'm sure it isn't, Dad.
00:05:50I hate this costume!
00:06:05Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell play
00:06:11Oh, what fun it is to ride in one horse open sleigh
00:06:16Hey!
00:06:17What's he doing?
00:06:20Don't look, girls. We're going back. Don't look.
00:06:31Just drop the sack, scumbag.
00:06:33Wesley!
00:06:35I've done nothing!
00:06:37Grind your neck in, you tout. You're booked.
00:06:45Yeah, that's real good police work there, Wesley.
00:06:49We're all good.
00:06:50Listen, folks, I'm really sorry about all of this. We're going to...
00:06:54Really?
00:07:03Did you see the look on those wee girls' faces?
00:07:06What, when you pulled the gun on Santa Claus?
00:07:12It's Mikey, isn't it?
00:07:13Come on, son?
00:07:14Oh, come on, son.
00:07:15Oh, I'm ready.
00:07:15Come on, son.
00:07:16Come on, son.
00:07:17It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
00:07:22Everywhere you go
00:07:26Take a look at the five and ten
00:07:29It's glistening once again
00:07:32Candy canes and silver lanes that glow
00:07:36It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
00:07:42Toys in every store
00:07:47But the prettiest sight to see
00:07:49Is the holly that will be on your own front door
00:07:56I gotta go, Shel.
00:07:59Where is your brother?
00:08:12Mrs. Collins, can I have a word?
00:08:19Hello, wee man. What's your name?
00:08:24I'm Sean.
00:08:26Hi, Sean.
00:08:27Do you always wear your coat in the house?
00:08:28He's just in. He was playing outside.
00:08:30I was...
00:08:31Up to your room, Sean.
00:08:33Oh, my goodness.
00:08:42Hey, Mikey.
00:08:44Hey.
00:08:53Jeez.
00:08:54Thanks, Mikey.
00:09:02It's out of my hands.
00:09:04I have to contact Social Services.
00:09:06They'll be in touch in a few days' time.
00:09:09I'm sorry.
00:09:12I'm sorry.
00:09:22Yes, if you don't.
00:09:24How dare you have a good place.
00:09:29Is the fuzz away, Mum?
00:09:31Just give me a minute, love.
00:09:33Just a minute.
00:09:35Shh.
00:09:37Shh.
00:09:50Shh.
00:09:55Spam alert.
00:09:57Spam alert.
00:10:05Did I trouble you for the time, Mrs. Chebelec?
00:10:09Almost 10-2, Mr. Brady.
00:10:11Oh, oh, oh, my watch is right then.
00:10:14I thought it was slow.
00:10:16But since it is considered one of the most accurate timepieces on the market,
00:10:19I was going to write to the manufacturers and express my dissatisfaction.
00:10:23But no, it is, as advertised,
00:10:25the watch the world has learned to trust.
00:10:29Which means you were late again, Mrs. Collins.
00:10:33I'm sorry, I'll make it up.
00:10:35How do we intend to do that, Mrs. Collins?
00:10:39We don't know.
00:10:42I need someone to work Christmas Day.
00:10:45You're opening Christmas Day?
00:10:47What do people want on Christmas Day?
00:10:49Snow.
00:10:51Batteries.
00:10:53I'm up waiting two hours to catch the rush.
00:10:55I can't do Christmas Day.
00:10:57You said you wanted to make it up, Mrs. Collins.
00:10:59This is how we make it up.
00:11:02Ho, ho, ho.
00:11:12Don't I get a ticket for the raffle?
00:11:15What?
00:11:16Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:11:18Merry Christmas
00:11:29Merry Christmas
00:11:31Everyone dancing merrily in the new old-fashioned way.
00:11:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:11:46Merry Christmas with me, my darling.
00:11:51What's wrong?
00:11:52I need to drink a water.
00:12:01Thanks for this, Mikey.
00:12:07We can decorate the windows tomorrow.
00:12:09Wish we had some of those.
00:12:12What do you call them?
00:12:13Stencers.
00:12:14We can make some.
00:12:15Really?
00:12:16What, I love?
00:12:16I'll think of something.
00:12:18Now go to bed.
00:12:19That'll be good.
00:12:20We can make.
00:12:26Would you go to bed?
00:12:28You think I'll get a bike this year, Mikey?
00:12:31Just go to bed, Sean.
00:12:36Well, I mean, what did you ask for?
00:12:40A little brother who doesn't keep asking me daft questions.
00:12:43Sorry.
00:12:47They're not daft.
00:12:53Yes, they are.
00:13:01Mrs. Collins, you left your till.
00:13:16I just got my pay through and it's four hours short.
00:13:17You're timekeeping, Mrs. Collins, like you have a customer waiting.
00:13:21But I agreed to work Christmas Day to make it up.
00:13:23And that will be calculated in your next month's wages.
00:13:27Mr. Brady, it's Christmas and I'm four hours short in my wages and you're in charge of the timekeeping.
00:13:32Why do you call me Spam?
00:13:34It's, um, I...
00:13:43I don't know.
00:13:46I see.
00:13:48Well, I have to tell you, Mrs. Collins, that as stuff-for-a-pound area manager,
00:13:52I must report this conversation to the regional manager
00:13:55because the implication of what you're suggesting regarding your timekeeping is dishonest.
00:14:04Now, if you would return to your till, Mrs. Collins.
00:14:10Dishonest.
00:14:11About time.
00:14:19I must stand here.
00:14:21And the ticket for the raffle?
00:14:29My son love it if I win that bike.
00:14:37Excuse me.
00:14:39Hi.
00:14:41Just in case someone calls you sis and you don't know what they're talking about.
00:15:02Uh, why can't you do it?
00:15:04No, see, I'm not allowed to enter the raffle, but if I put your name and number down, Sharon...
00:15:07Well, how long?
00:15:08What if we get caught?
00:15:09Look, it's a million to one, sure.
00:15:10It's just the one ticket.
00:15:11Uh, look, I don't know.
00:15:13You're Sharon McAvoy and you've never heard of me, right?
00:15:15Right.
00:15:15You've never heard of me.
00:15:16I don't know.
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:47So half a pound of beef sausages did you say, love?
00:16:12How many is in half a pound?
00:16:13Six.
00:16:14I only need four.
00:16:17Oh, I nearly forgot a bone for the dog.
00:16:20Oh, we don't have a dog.
00:16:25He's a wee bit simple.
00:16:27I'll help him.
00:16:30But we don't.
00:16:36He scares me.
00:16:39There's nothing to be scared of.
00:16:40He's a good man.
00:16:42He stands there day and night all through the holidays, Christmas Day, even right up to New Year, collecting for people.
00:16:47By children in Africa?
00:16:49There's not just children in Africa.
00:16:50There's children here who need some help as well.
00:16:53For children.
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:58Why is he dressed like that?
00:17:02Suppose he's saying Christmas isn't all goodness and light.
00:17:05It can be difficult for some people.
00:17:08It's going to be difficult for Mikey if he doesn't make his Christmas list?
00:17:12Now, Sean, just because it's on a list doesn't mean you're going to get it.
00:17:15I know, Mum.
00:17:17It's after Santa.
00:17:25The police found his getaway car near my house.
00:17:28I've never seen as many Santas in my life.
00:17:30There must have been hundreds.
00:17:32But one of them was the real Santa.
00:17:34The real Santa?
00:17:36He's a rich man now.
00:17:38The robber is armed at the front.
00:17:41Does that worry you?
00:18:08We appreciate your time. Thank you.
00:18:18Thank you, retirement. That's a cracker.
00:18:22Why did Santa rob the bank?
00:18:24What?
00:18:25It's like a Christmas cracker joke, isn't it?
00:18:27Why did Santa rob the bank?
00:18:31Because Snow One would give him a loan.
00:18:35Get it?
00:18:36Yep.
00:18:37Snow One would give him a loan.
00:18:42Or Snow One would give him a mortgage.
00:18:52Did you fill up the fuel before we left?
00:19:07Yeah, it was just a little.
00:19:08No, you know, so many ideas.
00:19:10Go to the WOW Motorrad.
00:19:13Go to the WOWars!
00:19:14Go to the WOWars!
00:19:17Go to the WOWars!
00:19:20Go to the WOWars!
00:19:22Go to the WOWars!
00:19:24Go to the WOWars!
00:19:26See you next week!
00:19:28Oh, my God.
00:19:58Oh, my God.
00:20:28Oh, my God.
00:20:58Where's the bag?
00:21:04You're sacked.
00:21:05Listen, I can help you.
00:21:08You can't tell anybody I'm here.
00:21:10You've no worries on that score.
00:21:12But where's your bag?
00:21:14I want half, right?
00:21:16Half?
00:21:16Half's fair, if I get you out of here.
00:21:20Half of what?
00:21:21It's all over the news.
00:21:22The news?
00:21:24Already?
00:21:25You stole 80 grand?
00:21:27What do you think?
00:21:28That happens every...
00:21:31Is it up there?
00:21:34I must have fallen.
00:21:37Yeah, you fell over a fence.
00:21:38I just thought you were drunk.
00:21:39Out of my sleigh.
00:21:41Huh?
00:21:42I can only presume I nodded off at the reins.
00:21:46I've been working very hard, you see.
00:21:50The trees and all this must have broken my fall.
00:21:55What do you think I am?
00:21:57Oh, my head.
00:21:59Your head?
00:22:00You're...
00:22:01What do you call it?
00:22:03Concussed?
00:22:03What?
00:22:04You come to.
00:22:05You're in that suit, so you think...
00:22:07You think you're Santa.
00:22:09And you don't remember the bag.
00:22:12Toy sack.
00:22:13I must have left it on the sleigh.
00:22:15Yeah, maybe you dropped it or hit it somewhere and you can't remember.
00:22:19What did you use?
00:22:20A gun?
00:22:21You still got it?
00:22:22Oh, no.
00:22:23I don't need guns anymore.
00:22:26Not since the 60s.
00:22:30Okay.
00:22:31We're gonna wait till your head's better.
00:22:33But we're gonna have to warm you up first, I think.
00:22:35Rudolf will be back for me soon.
00:22:37Well, just in case he's held up, I'll get some blankets, food.
00:22:41That is kind.
00:22:42Bring you some soup and a flask, eh?
00:22:44Any cloud, Brice?
00:22:45I'll see if my ma has any in the fridge.
00:22:47But I wouldn't hold my breath.
00:22:48Oh, no, you...
00:22:49No.
00:22:50You can't put them in the refrigerator.
00:22:53They're much sweeter if you leave them sitting out.
00:23:02Heading out to Forest Road, the Armstrong's house.
00:23:05Suspect may be in hiding.
00:23:06Understood.
00:23:07Sierra 6-4-1.
00:23:09What are elves learning, Skirl?
00:23:12The alphabet.
00:23:13The alphabet.
00:23:22Where are you going for Christmas?
00:23:25Therapy.
00:23:26Oh, God, you're good.
00:23:27You're good, Georgina.
00:23:32Cheers.
00:23:33He's got to be hiding somewhere close by.
00:23:52If he's hiding here, he's got good taste.
00:23:53I hate cats.
00:23:58Are you more of a dog, man, Wes?
00:24:00Rabbits.
00:24:01I like rabbits.
00:24:03And guinea pigs.
00:24:05Hamsters.
00:24:06According to the station, the Armstrong's are in Andorra.
00:24:10Where's that, then?
00:24:11Now, what does a cat in a house tell you, Wesley?
00:24:14What, is that like a bird in a hand or two in the bush or what?
00:24:16Point of the penny says that they didn't set the alarm.
00:24:28What's wrong?
00:24:29Nothing.
00:24:30I'm home, aren't they?
00:24:31Go on to work.
00:24:32Where were you?
00:24:33Nowhere.
00:24:34Anyone I know in this know where?
00:24:37Are you going to work or not?
00:24:39Why are you so anxious to get me off to work?
00:24:41I'm not.
00:24:42Sean, love, will you go up to your room, please?
00:24:47What have I done?
00:24:48Please, love.
00:24:48Just need a wee word for Mikey.
00:25:00Want to talk about yesterday?
00:25:02We haven't had the chance.
00:25:04But your headmaster wanted to talk about it.
00:25:05He called me earlier.
00:25:06Made me feel about this big.
00:25:07Oh, he's a douche.
00:25:09He blames everything on me.
00:25:12Shit.
00:25:18This can't go on.
00:25:20We have to have a proper talk about this when I get home, right?
00:25:25Right.
00:25:33Mikey, you wouldn't ever leave Sean in his own, sure you wouldn't?
00:25:35You're supposed to be minding him.
00:25:37You're his ma.
00:25:38Wrong answer.
00:25:39Look, I don't like leaving yous every night.
00:25:42I hate it, and you know that, but somebody has to put food on the table.
00:25:45Food on the table?
00:25:46This made with another dog bone, mother?
00:26:02You think I like this any better than you do?
00:26:03If you can't get him a bike, I'll get him a bike.
00:26:06I'll get him ten bikes.
00:26:08A hundred bikes.
00:26:09What does that mean?
00:26:13Mikey.
00:26:13Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, that's all I hear.
00:26:16Sean this and Sean that.
00:26:18What about me?
00:26:19What am I getting for Christmas, mommy?
00:26:21But you got all these free holidays from school, Mikey, and a ride in a police car.
00:26:24Your stocking's full.
00:26:25You know, if you'd ask them cops if it was okay for you to go off to work and leave me minding Sean every night,
00:26:31maybe you could have got a ride in a police car too.
00:26:33Well, maybe you'd like to report me.
00:26:35Through the social workers, Sean, for them.
00:26:36Maybe you'd like to spend your Christmas in car, Mikey.
00:26:38Is that what you want?
00:26:39In car?
00:26:39I might have more to unwrap.
00:26:46I don't believe you.
00:26:49Do you call these Christmas presents?
00:26:53At least it's got wheels, mother.
00:26:55I don't believe you.
00:27:19I don't believe you.
00:27:19Let's go.
00:27:49Let's go.
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:21Let's go.
00:28:23What do you do?
00:28:25Mikey.
00:28:27Go and watch TV.
00:28:29I don't like pickled onions.
00:28:35I don't like pickled onions.
00:28:45Hard lines?
00:28:47Right, don't answer the door to anybody, you hear me?
00:28:49Where are you going, Mikey?
00:28:51What were you and Mum shouting about?
00:28:53Why are you taking your school by?
00:28:55It's a Christmas thing.
00:28:57What kind of Christmas thing?
00:28:59You haven't even made your Christmas list yet?
00:29:01And why is that?
00:29:03What did you put at the top of your Christmas list last year?
00:29:05A bike.
00:29:07And what happened?
00:29:09I didn't get one.
00:29:11That tell you anything?
00:29:13What are you trying to say?
00:29:15Oh, it's like talking to a bunny rabbit.
00:29:17Tonight, I'm going to short my Christmas list once and for all, little bro.
00:29:21I'm going to short my Christmas list once and for all, little bro.
00:29:23I'm going to short my Christmas list once and for all, little bro.
00:29:27Thank you very much.
00:29:55Patricia, I take my break now.
00:30:07It's not so busy.
00:30:08Where's Pam?
00:30:09I think there's Toto playing with his wee batteries.
00:30:25What?
00:30:42That was all.
00:31:13What are you doing in here, Mrs. Collins?
00:31:25I had to make a phone call.
00:31:27I used your phone and my own was dead. I'm sorry.
00:31:31Why did you close the blinds?
00:31:33Because I'm not allowed in here.
00:31:35No, you're not, Mrs. Collins.
00:31:37So you are aware of at least one rule.
00:31:40What was the phone call about?
00:31:41I'd prefer not to say.
00:31:44You don't have that luxury.
00:31:47You were late again today, Mrs. Collins.
00:31:48Now you've left the counter area unattended to sneak about in my office.
00:31:52I could sack you here on the spot.
00:31:55I had an argument with my son before I came out.
00:31:56Well, why couldn't it wait until he came home?
00:31:58Spare the rod and spoil the child, Mrs. Collins.
00:32:17Get back to your tell.
00:32:18Oh, it's better.
00:32:40Mikey!
00:32:44Mikey!
00:32:45Why are we running?
00:33:06Are you running away, Mikey?
00:33:07Listen...
00:33:08I can't run away.
00:33:10It's Christmas.
00:33:11I just have to see somebody.
00:33:13Who?
00:33:15What does it do with your Christmas list?
00:33:20Mikey, you know when you were saying earlier about Christmas last year?
00:33:25Were you saying there's no...
00:33:28Santa?
00:33:29What are you doing?
00:33:33Didn't I tell you not to move?
00:33:37Oh, thank you.
00:33:42That is kind.
00:33:43You had any better?
00:33:44You remember anything?
00:33:45Did you get the cloudberries?
00:33:47Oh, thank you.
00:33:49Oh, my God.
00:33:51Santa, it's really you.
00:33:53It's really you.
00:33:54Yes, it is.
00:33:55It's really me.
00:33:58Oh, my God.
00:34:00I'm Sean.
00:34:02Sean Collins.
00:34:03Sean Collins.
00:34:05Sean Collins.
00:34:06No, that name rings a bell.
00:34:09Do you write me lots of letters, Sean?
00:34:12Yes, Santa.
00:34:13Loads of them.
00:34:14I write them all the time.
00:34:16It doesn't matter what it is in the year.
00:34:17I just write you letters.
00:34:19Do you know, Sean?
00:34:20Sean, I think you just might be my number one fan.
00:34:24Do you mean that?
00:34:25Do you really, really mean that?
00:34:27Of course I do, Sean.
00:34:29Oh, my God.
00:34:30Do you hear that, Mikey?
00:34:31Oh, loud and clear.
00:34:32Oh, thank you.
00:34:34So how come Santa's number one fan didn't get a bike last Christmas?
00:34:38Well, I don't exactly remember.
00:34:40Perhaps I didn't think you were ready for a bicycle last Christmas.
00:34:45What about this Christmas?
00:34:46Yes.
00:34:49Yes!
00:34:54This soup is a bit thin, Mikey.
00:34:58Whiff, whiff.
00:35:01Are you all right, Santa?
00:35:02I mean, where's Rudolph?
00:35:04Oh, he flew on.
00:35:05He flew on?
00:35:06After I fell out of my sleigh.
00:35:09What?
00:35:10And Rudolph, isn't he coming back?
00:35:12Oh, he'll be back.
00:35:13But it takes a long time for a reindeer to turn sleigh in mid-air.
00:35:19But he will be back.
00:35:20Oh, he'll be back.
00:35:21Good old Rudy.
00:35:23Right, that's it.
00:35:24I've had about enough of all this.
00:35:25What?
00:35:26This.
00:35:28This.
00:35:33But what, you fluffy snowmen are going to be lucky today, eh?
00:35:37Drum roll, please.
00:35:44Oh, please, madam, would you draw out the lucky winner of this marvellous prize?
00:35:49Hey, love, Christmas is coming.
00:36:08Would you read it for us, please?
00:36:09Sharon?
00:36:20I'm sorry.
00:36:22I haven't got my glasses.
00:36:24No.
00:36:25No.
00:36:26Shannon.
00:36:28Shannon O'Casey.
00:36:30I'll phone Miss O'Casey right away and tell her the good news.
00:36:34Thank you, everyone.
00:36:36Miss Chabalek, you'd give me a bin bag.
00:36:38Those tickets need recycling.
00:36:41All right.
00:36:43Have a good one.
00:36:55Hang on.
00:36:55Hang on.
00:37:08Pour me a cup, you.
00:37:13What is this, eh?
00:37:14What's the word, fat man?
00:37:16Are you referring to me?
00:37:19This is hot water.
00:37:21He thinks he's Santa Claus?
00:37:23I don't know.
00:37:24He's burned his head or something.
00:37:25Escape from an old folks home, maybe.
00:37:27Mikey!
00:37:27I thought he was you.
00:37:29I brought him some blankets and food.
00:37:31You thought he was me?
00:37:32Tell him, Santa.
00:37:33Tell him how you fell out of your sleigh and Rudolf could be back.
00:37:35Stop!
00:37:37So you thought he was me?
00:37:41So?
00:37:42You're the man on the news.
00:37:43What's the man showing?
00:37:45He robbed the bank.
00:37:46Oh, and you thought that I was...
00:37:49I can get you transport.
00:37:50There's a house the other side of the forest.
00:37:52The family's on holiday.
00:37:53They've got a car.
00:37:55I can bring you there.
00:37:58For some of the money.
00:38:01What do you think of that?
00:38:03Daddy Christmas, eh?
00:38:05Doesn't that warm the cockles of your old heart?
00:38:07You, sir, are a disgrace to that uniform.
00:38:12Talking of uniforms.
00:38:13You might come in useful, Santa.
00:38:20Let's go, Einstein.
00:38:23Come, come, come.
00:38:28How old are you, Santa?
00:38:30357, Sean.
00:38:32Oh, 188.
00:38:36Did you get Christmas dinner?
00:38:38You must be tired on Christmas Day.
00:38:40Exhausted, Sean.
00:38:41In fact, so exhausted,
00:38:44I usually don't get out of bed until the new year.
00:38:47Another thing I've always wondered about.
00:38:49Yes, what is that, Sean?
00:38:50Where the hell are we, Einstein?
00:38:52Are we going to the big house, Mikey?
00:38:54The big house.
00:38:55My mum used to help clean it.
00:38:57She used to take us out there all the time.
00:38:59We used to feed the birds.
00:39:00That's what they used to call jail
00:39:02in the old movies, isn't it?
00:39:05The big house.
00:39:07Ho, ho, ho.
00:39:08How old are you, kid?
00:39:11I'll be out next month if it's any of your business.
00:39:13Out next month if it's any of my business?
00:39:16But you don't know about Sandy?
00:39:19Here.
00:39:21Have you not told him yet, Einstein?
00:39:24I'm talking to you, Einstein.
00:39:25I thought you wanted out of here.
00:39:29Tell him.
00:39:31Ignore them, Sean.
00:39:32Go on.
00:39:47There is no bike, Sean.
00:39:49All your lists and your letters,
00:39:51there will be no bike.
00:39:53Not unless we help this man here.
00:39:56And he pays us.
00:39:57That's the only way you're going to get a bike.
00:40:00Understand?
00:40:01No, Mikey.
00:40:08You're a liar.
00:40:09Damn right he's a liar.
00:40:10What?
00:40:11Oh, what a thing to say.
00:40:12But you told me to say...
00:40:13If I was you, little man,
00:40:15I'd be keeping an eye on him.
00:40:17I know I am.
00:40:18I think he'd do or say anything.
00:40:22It's Sean.
00:40:24Isn't that right?
00:40:28Do you know the way to the big house, Sean?
00:40:29Yes.
00:40:31Yes.
00:40:32Tabagant.
00:41:02Spam.
00:41:32Mrs. Collins, are you in there?
00:41:37Yes.
00:41:39What exactly do you mean, yes?
00:41:42You've been off your tail?
00:41:43I'll be there in a minute.
00:41:47Well, make sure you are, Mrs. Collins.
00:42:02What happened to your getaway car, Mr. Bankrover?
00:42:28I didn't get away.
00:42:30Bad luck.
00:42:31No luck, kid.
00:42:33Story of my life.
00:42:35Your mom says you make your own luck.
00:42:38Maybe.
00:42:40I didn't escape from an old folks' home, you know.
00:42:43I am Father Christmas.
00:42:46Why don't you believe me?
00:42:48I don't know.
00:42:49Maybe it's the old flying reindeer stuff.
00:42:51What are you doing out here, anyway?
00:42:54Where is your ma?
00:42:55Your da?
00:42:56I don't know where my dad is.
00:42:58I've never seen him.
00:43:00My mom.
00:43:02She works at night.
00:43:04Mikey reminds me.
00:43:05He's doing a good job.
00:43:07We need a plan here.
00:43:09You need to distract him or something.
00:43:11So you don't know who your dad is?
00:43:13I know who he is.
00:43:14I don't remember.
00:43:15He left when I was small.
00:43:17Mom says.
00:43:18Tell the whole world why don't you?
00:43:20Our family's our business, not yours.
00:43:23You're mighty sensitive, Einstein.
00:43:26He never said anything, Mikey.
00:43:27And he shut up too.
00:43:28Now why don't you shut up too, Mikey?
00:43:30Sure.
00:43:31No, Santa.
00:43:32He's always like this.
00:43:33Anytime you say something to him, he blows his lid.
00:43:36And he's always mean to mom.
00:43:38All the time.
00:43:39You tell him, kid.
00:43:41I knew from the moment I first laid eyes on him.
00:43:43Let him have it, wee man.
00:43:45You know, sometimes, sometimes, I wish he would run away.
00:43:53You don't mean that, sure.
00:43:55You think?
00:43:56You, wee!
00:43:57Ah!
00:43:58Oh, Mikey!
00:43:59Christmas and family.
00:44:01Don't you just love it?
00:44:07Run, Sean, run!
00:44:08No, Mikey, no.
00:44:10Oh, get out of my way.
00:44:13No, no, look.
00:44:14Look, Rudolph!
00:44:15Wait a minute!
00:44:16No, no, no.
00:44:17Get out of my way!
00:44:18No, no, no, no, no!
00:44:19Shut up!
00:44:20Run, Sean, run!
00:44:21Oh!
00:44:22Oh!
00:44:23Oh!
00:44:24Oh!
00:44:25Oh!
00:44:26Oh!
00:44:27Oh!
00:44:28Mikey!
00:44:29Are you all right?
00:44:30Mikey!
00:44:31Wake up!
00:44:32Mikey!
00:44:33Oh!
00:44:34Oh!
00:44:35Oh!
00:44:36Oh!
00:44:37Oh!
00:44:38Oh!
00:44:39Oh!
00:44:40Oh!
00:44:41Oh!
00:44:42Oh!
00:44:43I gotta go!
00:44:48Playtime's over!
00:45:02You got a minute?
00:45:03Well, it's not a question whether I have a minute, Mrs. Collins.
00:45:06It's whether you have.
00:45:07And, er, regarding earlier in the bathroom...
00:45:11Hello, is this Mrs. O'Casey?
00:45:12Is she your cousin?
00:45:13Your auntie?
00:45:14Love her?
00:45:15What was it you said about a sackable offence earlier whenever I told you I phoned my son?
00:45:17Well, I didn't phone him.
00:45:18I couldn't phone him.
00:45:19He doesn't have a phone.
00:45:20I couldn't phone him.
00:45:21He doesn't have a phone.
00:45:22Probably should have one at his age.
00:45:23I suppose that's what he should be getting for Christmas.
00:45:24Oh!
00:45:25It wouldn't have mattered even if he had one, because I wouldn't have phoned him.
00:45:26Because all I could think about was stuff in that bucket full of dodgy tickets.
00:45:27Oh!
00:45:28Just like you did.
00:45:29Hey, is she your cousin? Your auntie?
00:45:34Love her?
00:45:36What was it you said about a sackable offence earlier
00:45:39whenever I told you I phoned my son?
00:45:42Well, I didn't phone him.
00:45:44I couldn't phone him. He doesn't have a phone.
00:45:47Probably should have one at his age.
00:45:48I suppose that's what he should be getting for Christmas,
00:45:50but it wouldn't have mattered even if he had one,
00:45:52cos I wouldn't have phoned him.
00:45:53Cos all I could think about was stuffing that bucket
00:45:55full of dodgy tickets just like you did.
00:45:58That's right. We're two of a kind, you and me.
00:46:01No, I'm worse. I slapped my son.
00:46:04Get off!
00:46:08Please.
00:46:10Mrs. Collins.
00:46:13Pat.
00:46:15Patsy.
00:46:16Patricia.
00:46:17Patricia.
00:46:19We can be reasonable here.
00:46:21You can have the bike and I could reinstate those hours.
00:46:25No!
00:46:28No.
00:46:31No, I want the rest of the day off to go home
00:46:34and beg forgiveness from my son.
00:46:36And I want Christmas Day with my children.
00:46:41Maybe it's not gonna be much of a Christmas Day
00:46:43and maybe it might even be the last.
00:46:46But...
00:46:48No, actually, I don't want you opening up at all on Christmas Day.
00:46:51Why is she forcing Dominika to work that shift?
00:46:53I want her to have her Christmas with her husband and her baby.
00:46:59Well, give me the bag then.
00:47:00Happy Christmas, Spot.
00:47:01Mr. Brady.
00:47:02Happy Christmas, Spot.
00:47:03Mr. Brady.
00:47:04Happy Christmas, Spot.
00:47:05Mr. Brady.
00:47:06Happy Christmas, Spot.
00:47:07Mr. Brady.
00:47:08Merry Christmas, Spot.
00:47:09Happy Christmas, Spot.
00:47:10Mr. Brady.
00:47:11Merry Christmas, Spot.
00:47:12Mr. Brady.
00:47:13Happy Christmas, Spun.
00:47:22Mr Brady.
00:47:31Merry Christmas, Spun.
00:47:43There, now, here we are, not, let's take, take a minute, there, it's a pretty nasty bruise you have there.
00:47:57Where, where's the...
00:48:01What are you looking for, Ike, Sean, or the money?
00:48:13Ike, wait, wait, wait, Ike, oh.
00:48:29Don't, don't worry, we'll get him back.
00:48:33If only Rudolph would come back, then we could, I could come with...
00:48:36Enough! I don't want to hear any more of that crap, do you hear me?
00:48:40Tarpelli gud.
00:48:42What?
00:48:43Tarpelli gud, it means foolish boy, in Norwegian.
00:48:48Oh yeah? I might strip it all get.
00:48:51Sprogammeltosk.
00:48:53Sprogammeltosk.
00:48:54Sprogammeltosk.
00:48:55Sprogammeltosk.
00:48:56Sprogammeltosk.
00:48:57Sprogammeltosk.
00:48:58Sprogammeltosk.
00:48:59Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:00Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:01Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:02Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:03Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:04Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:05Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:06Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:07Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:08Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:09Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:10Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:11Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:12Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:13Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:14Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:15Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:16Sprogammeltosk.
00:49:17What's wrong with you?
00:49:19What's wrong with you?
00:49:21What's wrong with you?
00:49:23What's wrong with you?
00:49:25What's wrong with you?
00:49:27Oh, oh, oh!
00:49:29Gah!
00:49:37How'd you do that?
00:49:39How do you think?
00:49:41Sierra 6-4, still no movement at the house.
00:49:47Keep it locked down, we've got dog sweep in the woods.
00:49:51Why did Santa rob the bank?
00:49:53Wesley!
00:49:59Oh, I thought you said no one was at home.
00:50:03They'll be automatic, won't they?
00:50:05And sure, there's no alarm, Mrs Armstrong's not to buy cats.
00:50:08They're given a free room of the house.
00:50:10If he's hurt our Sean.
00:50:13We should call the police.
00:50:15What with?
00:50:17Don't you have a telephone?
00:50:19No, you never brought me one.
00:50:21Oh, sorry about that.
00:50:25It's just such a pity.
00:50:27What?
00:50:29I don't have my magic dust,
00:50:31otherwise I could have slipped it down the chimney.
00:50:33But I left it on the sleigh.
00:50:40I'm not the judge I'm not my one.
00:50:42I have my magic dust.
00:50:43I have to go.
00:50:44I'm gonna ask him to allow my magic dust.
00:50:45No, you don't have my magic dust.
00:50:47No, you don't have my magic dust.
00:50:50The magic dust is all here.
00:50:51I'm gonna use my magic dust for a while.
00:50:53The magic dust is a little.
00:50:54The magic dust is all in the platter.
00:50:55The magic dust is all in the air.
00:50:57I see it. I see it.
00:51:22Thank God.
00:51:24Hey, Santa. Hi, Mikey.
00:51:25Look, I remember Cosmo.
00:51:27Are you okay?
00:51:28Look how fat he's got.
00:51:39Okay, let's go.
00:51:41He tied me up.
00:51:42Oh, what kind of man?
00:51:45We need a knife.
00:51:46What? A knife?
00:51:47Shh.
00:51:52Did it hurt you, Sean?
00:51:54No. I was thinking.
00:51:56What were you thinking, Sean?
00:51:58The Armstrongs are in holiday, Santa.
00:52:00What do you do when that happens?
00:52:01Where do you deliver the presents?
00:52:03I would want to go holiday at Christmas time anyway.
00:52:06Well, that's a very good question, Sean.
00:52:10If they didn't write me a letter, then I have secret elf spies.
00:52:15They tell me.
00:52:16They tell me.
00:52:29Yes.
00:52:30How many elves are there, Santa?
00:52:31Um...
00:52:32Over 12,000.
00:52:33Where do they live?
00:52:34Huh?
00:52:35Um...
00:52:36Oh, uh...
00:52:37Elftown.
00:52:38Let's go.
00:52:39Come on.
00:52:40Come on.
00:52:41Your man will not teach you anything about running with a pair of scissors in your hand.
00:52:43You're a man will not teach you anything about running with a pair of scissors in your hand.
00:52:44You're a man will not teach you anything about running with a pair of scissors in your hand.
00:52:45You're a man will not teach you anything about running with a pair of scissors in your hand.
00:52:49Oh, over 12,000.
00:52:50Over 12,000.
00:52:51Where do they live?
00:52:52Where do they live?
00:52:53Huh?
00:52:54Um...
00:52:55Oh, uh...
00:52:56Elftown.
00:52:57Let's go.
00:52:58Come on.
00:53:07Your man will not teach you anything about running with a pair of scissors in your hand.
00:53:14Get in here.
00:53:16Close the door.
00:53:17You're not gonna use that gun.
00:53:26The cops are parked near the end of the lane.
00:53:29And you owe me and Sean for getting you here.
00:53:31And take him what you owe us.
00:53:33No.
00:53:34You're real smart, Einstein.
00:53:37Mikey, stop this.
00:53:39But you're real dumb too.
00:53:43Now you just stay away.
00:53:45Enough!
00:53:46Ah!
00:53:47Ah!
00:53:54There now.
00:53:55All Christmassy.
00:53:57Those are Mrs. Armstrong's clothes.
00:53:58I'll have to get dressed in the dark.
00:53:59Is that all right?
00:54:04Oh!
00:54:05Open sesame.
00:54:06What?
00:54:07What?
00:54:08What?
00:54:09What?
00:54:11What?
00:54:12This lot won't be buying chicken and pretending there's turkey on the big deck.
00:54:16Oh, they'll be off of Florida or skiing in Italy.
00:54:17Oh, they'll be off of Florida or skiing in Italy.
00:54:19And Dora.
00:54:21They'll be off of Florida or skiing.
00:54:25Did you need to do that?
00:54:32Fancy a spin, Sandy?
00:54:34What? I can't drive one of those.
00:54:37Why, sure you can, Sandy.
00:54:39Tell me, those cops parked near the end of the road?
00:54:41Who are they looking for?
00:54:42You.
00:54:43No, you, Sandy Claus.
00:54:45Now, what I want you to do is drive past them.
00:54:49I want you to make it to the main road.
00:54:50I want you to take the road towards town.
00:54:52They'll catch you inside of a minute,
00:54:53but a minute's all I'll need.
00:54:57Here, give me a sec.
00:55:03You're going to do what he says.
00:55:06Yes, I am going to do what he says.
00:55:09And we'll just go on home and crawl into bed, will we?
00:55:12Forget any of this ever happened, will we?
00:55:15I wish I could.
00:55:17Right, let's get this show on the road.
00:55:23It's the little touches that matter.
00:55:27Okie dokie.
00:55:28Push the button.
00:55:33If you're ready for me, boy,
00:55:36you better push the button
00:55:37and let me know before I...
00:55:39Oh, yeah.
00:55:41Merry Christmas, fat man.
00:55:51I've never hit anyone in my life.
00:55:54Good time to start.
00:55:58Right, the plan stays the same.
00:56:00Except instead of the right towards town,
00:56:02you take the left.
00:56:03Lead them the other way.
00:56:05You can take the car.
00:56:05No, madness.
00:56:08Madness.
00:56:08No, this is madness.
00:56:10No, Mikey, listen.
00:56:11We go down to those policemen
00:56:13and we tell them now what's happened.
00:56:17Mikey, Mikey, listen to me.
00:56:19Listen to me.
00:56:21Don't let your heart turn sour, son.
00:56:25You've grown up too fast.
00:56:26I see it all the time.
00:56:28But growing up is about
00:56:30holding on to what's important.
00:56:33Those things that the child
00:56:34takes for granted.
00:56:36Wonder.
00:56:38Goodness.
00:56:40Love.
00:56:42If you forget those things, Mikey,
00:56:46you are lost.
00:56:50Wonder.
00:56:52And goodness and love.
00:56:54This is all of that I need.
00:56:56Take a look around you.
00:56:59Sean wants a bike for Christmas
00:57:00and these uns have five or six of them
00:57:02hanging up around these walls.
00:57:04Probably two or three each.
00:57:06Where's all your wonder
00:57:07and goodness and love there?
00:57:09Lost.
00:57:11Get lost, old man.
00:57:13If you're not going to help,
00:57:15we go the back way.
00:57:16Cut through the woods.
00:57:18What?
00:57:18In this weather?
00:57:20And in the dark?
00:57:23Oui.
00:57:26Oh, no, no.
00:57:28No, you want to break your own neck.
00:57:30You go right ahead.
00:57:31But your little brother
00:57:32is not getting into this death trap.
00:57:35Sean.
00:57:35No!
00:57:40You really want that bike,
00:57:42don't you, Sean?
00:57:43Sure, Santa's bringing me one for Christmas.
00:57:45Aren't you, Santa?
00:57:46I sure am, sure.
00:57:47Sure.
00:57:47You still want me to run away?
00:58:00I don't want you to run away.
00:58:02I was going to,
00:58:03but I won't now.
00:58:04Not if you get on here.
00:58:05You promise, Mikey?
00:58:13I promise, Sean.
00:58:14But you've got to stop fighting with mum, too.
00:58:16I promise.
00:58:17I promise.
00:58:29Thank you, Santa.
00:58:30What for, Sean?
00:58:31You know,
00:58:33that was the top of my Christmas list.
00:58:36That Mikey and mum made up.
00:58:39I put it tall.
00:58:43That's way better than their bike,
00:58:45isn't it?
00:58:45Mm-hmm.
00:58:46Mm-hmm.
00:58:47Mm-hmm.
00:58:47Mm-hmm.
00:58:48Mm-hmm.
00:58:48Mm-hmm.
00:58:49Mm-hmm.
00:58:49Mm-hmm.
00:58:50Mm-hmm.
00:58:50Mm-hmm.
00:58:51Mm-hmm.
00:58:51Mm-hmm.
00:58:51Mm-hmm.
00:58:52Mm-hmm.
00:58:52Mm-hmm.
00:58:53Mm-hmm.
00:58:53Mm-hmm.
00:58:53What, Santa?
00:58:54It's either a very bad word in Norwegian little bro,
00:58:58or he's clearing his throat.
00:59:03I've got it.
00:59:05What?
00:59:06Why did Santa rob the bank?
00:59:08Mm-mm.
00:59:09Where are you going?
00:59:11Where do you think I'm going, Wesley?
00:59:12First roll, I'm going to check on the house.
00:59:14What, you want me to come with you?
00:59:15No.
00:59:16You just sit tight there, Wesley.
00:59:2020 years a cop, and I've never shot anyone.
00:59:23I've never so much as taken my gun out of my holster.
00:59:25But you see, if you get out of this car, that will all change.
00:59:36I thought you said this lot were in Italy.
00:59:37Out, out, out, out.
00:59:39You got a $100 bill, get your hands up.
00:59:42You got a $50 bill, get your hands up.
00:59:44You got a $20 bill, get your hands up.
00:59:46You got a $10 bill, get your hands up.
00:59:49Single ladies, I can't hear y'all.
00:59:51Single ladies, big noise.
00:59:54Single ladies, I can't hear y'all.
00:59:55Single ladies, big noise.
00:59:57Single ladies, big noise.
00:59:58If you got more men, it's your hands up.
01:00:00If you got short hair, big noise.
01:00:01If you got short hair, big noise.
01:00:03If you got more men, look at this.
01:00:05Last I told him, would I tell him?
01:00:07What I tell him?
01:00:15Wesley!
01:00:16Wesley!
01:00:17Wesley!
01:00:18Hey!
01:00:19Yeah.
01:00:34Hang on, Sean! Hang on!
01:00:49You have to go past him, Sean. Don't wave, whatever you do.
01:01:02It's all right, officers.
01:01:07It's all right.
01:01:09Charlie?
01:01:10Drop the gun. Don't move.
01:01:12What? Oh, no, it's not mine.
01:01:15But this, this.
01:01:18No!
01:01:19Drop it!
01:01:24Charlie!
01:01:27They shot Santa!
01:01:32Santa!
01:01:33Charlie?
01:01:35Charlie?
01:01:36Heather. Charlie Heather.
01:01:38He's one of ours. He used to be a dog handler, but then he...
01:01:41Oh, Jesus, no!
01:01:43What's he doing wearing a Santa suit? With a gun?
01:01:45He's sick. He dresses like this all year round.
01:01:48He must've...
01:01:50For God's sake, man, call an ambulance!
01:01:52Stay with me, Charlie. Do you hear me, love?
01:01:54He's Santa!
01:01:55He's Santa!
01:01:55Six-seven, the control. Send an ambulance.
01:01:58Back with me.
01:02:02Hey!
01:02:03They tried to meet him.
01:02:08He helped.
01:02:09He helped.
01:02:12$10,000, the怕
01:02:32It's all my fault.
01:02:45You should.
01:02:47I won't.
01:02:53No!
01:03:02Come on.
01:03:21Come on.
01:03:29Come on.
01:03:32Come on.
01:04:02Come on.
01:04:04Oh, fuck it.
01:04:07Give me my money, you little weasel!
01:04:10It's mine!
01:04:11Oh, mine!
01:04:12When I get hold of you, give me back my Eddie Grant!
01:04:16Pull over, Einstein! Pull over!
01:04:30Pull over!
01:04:32Pull over, Einstein! Pull over!
01:04:34Pull over!
01:04:48Give me my money!
01:04:50My money!
01:04:53Not this time!
01:04:54Give it to me!
01:04:58My money!
01:05:03Move!
01:05:04Move!
01:05:05Move!
01:05:08Come here, Einstein!
01:05:10Oh, my God!
01:05:11Roll over!
01:05:12Marky!
01:05:16Oh, my God!
01:05:18Oh!
01:05:19Oh, my God!
01:05:20Oh, my God!
01:05:22Oh, my God!
01:05:23Oh, my God!
01:05:24I'm not so fast.
01:05:27My money!
01:05:28Leave me alone!
01:05:33Get out!
01:05:51Oh, my God!
01:05:53What?
01:05:56Mom!
01:06:08Oh.
01:06:10Is big bad boy Mikey going to cry?
01:06:15Mikey!
01:06:17End of the road, Einstein.
01:06:19Huh?
01:06:22Huh?
01:06:34Not again!
01:06:36Oh, my God.
01:06:37Oh, my God.
01:06:41Oh, my God.
01:06:45Oh, my God.
01:06:47Oh, my God.
01:06:51I'm so sorry, love.
01:06:52Oh, thank God.
01:07:01I'm so sorry, love.
01:07:04I'm so sorry.
01:07:05Have you ever tried cloudberries, ma?
01:07:09What?
01:07:10You leave them sitting out.
01:07:13You don't put them in the fridge.
01:07:15You know, re-frencher eater.
01:07:18That's what he called it.
01:07:20Who did? Who's this?
01:07:22No.
01:07:23You leave them sitting out.
01:07:25Sweeter thought, will I?
01:07:26Mikey.
01:07:32Tarth, penny, gut.
01:07:34What?
01:07:36Mikey, what?
01:07:37Tarth, penny, gut.
01:07:39Happy Christmas, everyone.
01:07:52I'll do it.
01:07:53I'll do it.
01:07:54Bye.
01:07:55I'll do it.
01:07:55Bye.
01:07:56Bye.
01:07:56Bye.
01:07:57Bye.
01:07:57Bye.
01:07:58Bye.
01:07:58Bye.
01:07:59Whoa!
01:08:29Whoa!
01:08:41Suckers!
01:08:50Huh?
01:08:56No!
01:09:00I have to work. What am I supposed to do?
01:09:16I have no answer to that, Mrs. Collins. Patricia.
01:09:23More and more in this job I see good people with their backs against the wall.
01:09:30Charlie was... Santa was saying what great boys you have.
01:09:37No. Remarkable.
01:09:40That was the word he used.
01:09:42When I left him there earlier, I was trying to decide what he'll bring you for Christmas.
01:09:47Or, what his elves will bring you. But see, that's how he's laid up.
01:09:51Look, the thing is, Patricia, none of this looks good.
01:10:04Especially a police officer discharging his weapon at an old man with dementia.
01:10:09I mean, can you imagine what the papers would do with that?
01:10:13And then, of course, there's the fact that our guy got clean away.
01:10:19With all that money, I don't care about the money.
01:10:29All I care about is those two wee boys.
01:10:34That's all I care about.
01:10:39That's all I care about.
01:10:47You stole 80 grand?
01:10:49I want hardly grand.
01:10:50Don't let your heart on songs enter the rules of Einstein.
01:10:54I don't like leaving yours every night.
01:10:57You've grown up too fast.
01:10:58I don't like this.
01:10:59Say something.
01:11:00I don't really go fast.
01:11:01I shot Santa.
01:11:02I shot Santa.
01:11:03I shot Santa.
01:11:04I shot Santa.
01:11:05I'm gonna short my Christmas list once and for all, little bro.
01:11:11Mikey?
01:11:13Mikey.
01:11:15Oh, thank God.
01:11:18How do you feel him?
01:11:21It's okay.
01:11:22He's fine.
01:11:24Mr. Heather's fine.
01:11:27He is?
01:11:30He's not Mr. Heather.
01:11:33If he had his magic dust, you'd see.
01:11:36I'll go tell him that you're hooking up, Mikey.
01:11:37He'll be glad to hear that.
01:11:42He's just down the corridor.
01:11:45He's not exactly singing and dancing, but he's okay.
01:11:50And Sean's okay.
01:11:51And you're okay.
01:11:53What about the police?
01:11:55Are they okay?
01:11:57To Molly.
01:11:58It was inside my coat.
01:11:59I know.
01:12:00What?
01:12:01What?
01:12:02To Molly.
01:12:06It was inside my coat.
01:12:08I know.
01:12:12What?
01:12:13All of it?
01:12:14You didn't keep just a little bit?
01:12:26Not a penny.
01:12:27More better than that.
01:12:28We're a family, Mikey.
01:12:29We're a family.
01:12:30And we'll make it through this if we stick together.
01:12:32Rest up, love.
01:12:33Rest up, love.
01:12:34What?
01:12:35What?
01:12:36You didn't keep just a little bit?
01:12:37You didn't keep just a little bit?
01:12:38We're better than that.
01:12:39We're better than that.
01:12:40We're better than that.
01:12:41We're a family, Mikey.
01:12:42We're a family.
01:12:43We're a family.
01:12:44And we'll make it through this if we stick together.
01:12:45Rest up, love.
01:12:46Rest up, love.
01:13:16We'll be back.
01:13:17We'll be back.
01:13:18Hold it.
01:13:19Let's go.
01:13:20Let's go.
01:13:21This is Christmas Eve.
01:13:35It's Christmas Eve.
01:13:38Back home, I would be getting up about now, loading up the sleigh
01:13:44Oh, the little earths...
01:13:46So what were you doing last night?
01:13:48If tonight's Christmas Eve?
01:13:53Dry run. Testing the wind currents.
01:13:56Tricky things, wind currents. Why?
01:13:59One year we ended up in Slough,
01:14:02when we should have been in Stockholm.
01:14:05Rudolf was distraught.
01:14:07We don't talk about it.
01:14:09Rudolf will be back for me soon.
01:14:14Did I ever tell you
01:14:16that it takes a long time
01:14:19for a reindeer to turn and slay in midair?
01:14:27What?
01:14:31What?
01:14:33You just think I'm crazy.
01:14:40Making all those toys.
01:14:45And giving them away for nothing.
01:14:47Craziest thing I ever heard.
01:14:49Santa.
01:15:04Santa.
01:15:08Santa.
01:15:11How do we kill you?
01:15:13Santa.
01:15:14What's your name?
01:16:17You say the clothes is coming to town.
01:16:21You say the clothes is coming to town.
01:16:26Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:29Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:30Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:31Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:32Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:33Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:34Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:35Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:37Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:38Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:39Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:40Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:41Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:42Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:43Happy Christmas, everybody!
01:16:44Happy Christmas, everybody!
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