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00:00was engulfed by an avalanche perfectly preserved under the snow he was found
00:06and miraculously brought back to life over 40 years later is this some kind of
00:13joke I'll tell you right now you cannot make tiny mammoth look stupid I did know
00:17the yellow lines there it wasn't crematorium back in 1979 if anything I
00:21thought the capri had a touch of color and clasped what could have otherwise
00:24been a very very sad day yeah are you listening to a word I say a parking
00:29enforcement please press 5 please press 5 I'm on the phone please press 5 I said
00:36I'm on the phone wait hang on a second I'm sorry I don't recognize that I don't
00:41block your attitude pal put me through to your manager please press 5 oh for
00:47Christ's sake please press 5 I guess I can't press 5 can I you dick the phone's
00:54the house I'm outside try speaking the number 5 5 5
01:01it's all right I don't recognize that number thank you you have selected 2 recycling
01:09and I'm on the phone right now it's all right now for my daughter and I'm on the phone
01:16we're here to see for you guys well we're not gonna say you're sure if you're ready for a
01:19Понimed one or five, but we also have to watch this power train
01:20the water control over the surface of the bezpieczecin
01:23the water control over the surface of the beach, but we're not gonna say it's all right
01:27and we're not gonna say it's all right for you guys
01:28on the phone I'm on the phone we're not gonna say that
01:30I'm gonna say you've got this power to be on the phone
01:32now I don't want to overly what are you but this panic attack really should act as a wake-up call
01:51have to stop you there doctor I don't panic I never have a big drought 76 everyone else
01:57panicking I just put my speedos on and my shades and make some pina coladas and how many units of
02:02alcohol do you think you drink a week now 30 30 that's 15 pints oh is it on that case 60 then 60
02:13you really do need to start looking after yourself better more fruit and vegetables a lot less alcohol
02:19regular exercise doctor an avalanche couldn't kill me I'm sure a few points won't make a difference
02:24just in case I want to give you one of these what's this a referral for free personal training
02:30sessions at the local leisure centre you really should start thinking about making changes to
02:35your lifestyle is it worth getting a second opinion no fair enough thank you doctor the new 20 mammoth
02:43starts today love I'm just saying your university application won't stand out if you've got no work
02:54experience absolutely never a borrower nor a lender be yeah brilliant it's totally your decision but don't
03:06blame me if you don't get into uni hmm I mean it's gonna be all the fun of the fair isn't it when you're
03:11hanging out round car parks with your mates smoking wacky backy next thing you know you'll be down an
03:16alleyway injecting spice into your eyeballs why is it always spice in the eyeballs mum fine I'll start
03:23looking for a job great I'll start looking for one too yep can you both look for one in a different
03:28room you've already got a job yeah and I've got a new boss who's an absolute awesome turned me down
03:35for a raise nobody gave you a weird little mate Nathan a raise Nathan's not weird Maura he's 18 and
03:41he still plays with Lego yes with me and it's not Lego it's Lego Technics it's not the point why do you
03:48get a raise and I don't let you don't answer that one and I say this out of love you being weak but
03:55you're not weak you're a mammoth oh thanks I've been in your position a boss taking liberties did I put up
04:01with it no I marched in there and I said you pay me what I'm worth or I walk and it worked more or
04:08less are you joining the gym what some jobs worth doctor said I needed to I said me a PE teacher
04:15doesn't get any fitter than this I think you should join a gym what are you trying to say
04:18nothing just wouldn't do you any harm would it to get a bit fitter for me and Theo Theo's kids
04:26yeah I don't think Lego boys having kids anytime soon fine yeah I'll join a gym for you for Theo
04:36and for Theo's kids she's definitely gonna have
04:39hey guys what can I do for you today I am here for a personal training session with her
04:50oh no granddad she doesn't work here she's a model I see she's a model why'd you let her go
04:56no blocks leaving in droves are you both looking to join no my money said I had to come just to
05:04make sure we actually went through with it you're still looking for a lifeguard because he's after
05:07a job are you lifeguard trained just say yes they'll never check oh no I actually am well maybe do it
05:12before we went to Center Parks you know Walter is a great servant terrible master she's a bit full
05:18on she's a bit right well no one's applied yet so I can take you up to see the manager if you want
05:21oh okay cool right I'll be back in a minute and we can do your induction come on mate induction yeah
05:32I think I'm all a gym works pal
05:34such a pity 30 seconds start now let's go
05:41oh sorry
06:02well they said I could start straight away I used to be a lifeguard once most boring job in the
06:22world kept falling asleep until I discovered dexedrine what drugs drugs uppers you inject drugs my old man
06:31Stanley mammoth swore by dexedrine said in the war one time he he said it for four days straight on
06:37him drove a tank all the way to Libya in one go while the rest of the unit were in Egypt
06:43got a right bollock in when he got back he wasn't even a tank driver oh yes they don't make him like
06:50Stanley mammoth anymore I think I'm gonna be fine granddad I'm actually much more worried about
06:56people not listening to me I'm not much of a shouter I was exactly like you once obviously better
07:03looking stronger filled with confidence but I wasn't much of a shelter until I found out you don't have
07:10to be if you've got a trusty whistle
07:17step look over there
07:19feet off the table now
07:22it's as simple as that
07:25well I never
07:27Tony mammoth
07:29it is you
07:31Terry King
07:33I can't believe it
07:35you're looking so well
07:37what a treat
07:39I'm here doing a spot of football with a few other oldies
07:42gotta keep active at my age
07:44we couldn't believe it when we heard you were still alive
07:47I bet you couldn't Terry I bet you couldn't
07:50oh listen I better run about to start the second half
07:53oh it's so good to see you
07:56let's have a proper catch-up soon eh
07:58oh you'd like that wouldn't you Terry
08:00you'd like that a lot
08:01oh yes I would
08:03I bet you would
08:04yes I would
08:06a lot
08:08hi man everything okay
08:21yeah yeah it's great
08:22it's never better
08:23I love working here I love it so er
08:26just wanted to say that
08:28that is really great but I really should get on
08:33actually ignore what I just said
08:36because erm
08:38well it's not alright
08:39well it's a bit shit
08:42well not shit
08:43just
08:44to be honest I feel very undervalued
08:47and
08:48I am a valuable cog
08:50in this
08:51cog machine
08:53and I demand to be treated as such
08:57sorry I didn't know you felt like this
08:58yeah yeah
08:59well I do
09:00buddy
09:01buddy-o
09:02buddy-o
09:04so I would like a pay rise
09:06or I will walk
09:07no ifs or buts
09:09sorry but a pay rise out of the question
09:12not really
09:14okay
09:16yeah
09:17mind games I see
09:18yeah
09:20then I resign
09:23sorry to hear that
09:25okay I formally accept your resignation
09:27I'll talk to HR
09:29you can leave immediately
09:30okay
09:32okay
09:33okay I will leave immediately
09:35yeah I am gone
09:37just watch me go
09:39I'm going
09:40Hestle of Easter baby
09:42all the best in the future
09:43happy to give you a reference
09:44happy to give you a reference
09:51what? what?
09:53I didn't say anything
09:58where you going auntie ma?
09:59yeah
10:00yeah
10:01I think I am Nathan
10:02can I have a parking space?
10:16and he just sat there and let me resign
10:18what did you do that for?
10:19because you told me to
10:21didn't think I'd get the sack
10:22the man's got a business to run Mel
10:25kind of a mutiny on his hands can he?
10:26you didn't give him any choice
10:27no I haven't got a bloody job
10:29even Theo's got a job
10:30depending how it works out
10:31you lose your job the same day Theo gets one
10:34mad old world
10:36what am I going to do?
10:38why didn't you um
10:40maybe open like a car dealership
10:43become a professional minder or something
10:45maybe
10:46maybe
10:47maybe it could be a good thing
10:49you know a fresh start
10:51follow my dream
10:52do something that I've always wanted to do
10:53like erm
10:57pottery
10:59have you always wanted to do pottery?
11:01it's just that that's literally the first time I've ever heard you say that
11:04yes I think I'll be really good at it
11:07you know leave the corporate rat race once and for all
11:10make pots with my hands
11:12great
11:13grandad who was that man you saw at the gym earlier?
11:23that man
11:25you even call him a man
11:27is Terry Keane
11:30and he is a right piece of work
11:33really? he seemed nice
11:35why don't you like him?
11:36he did something awful to me
11:38something unspeakable
11:40something I can never ever forgive him for
11:44are you okay melmoth?
11:46no really mel no
11:48there are some wounds that time simply cannot heal
11:50does he yell?
11:52what did this man do to you?
11:54I swore he'd take it to my grave
11:57but what the hell
11:59I wish I'd get it off my chest
12:02it was a dark dark day
12:03top of the 15th
12:061978
12:10hey! Terry!
12:12how are we?
12:13how are we?
12:15is that your new car at the front mammoth?
12:17the yellow capri?
12:19certainly is Terry my pride and joy
12:21why have you been admiring it?
12:23no it's nothing like that
12:25it's just parked in a bit of an angle
12:26you might want to straighten it up a bit mate
12:29oh! hello!
12:33oh Terry!
12:35what a guy huh?
12:37i can't see you getting to it
12:45sorry was that the end of the story?
12:48yeah
12:49did you miss out the part of the story where he did anything bad?
12:51were you two listening?
12:53oh you might want to try and straighten it up a bit mate
12:56for Christ's sake man
12:59forcing those words down Terry Keane's throat
13:02is the only thing that kept me going under the ice
13:04revenge is a dish best served cold
13:07revenge? you didn't do anything
13:09and how are you going to get revenge on an old man?
13:11Tony!
13:20how's it going?
13:21oh i'll tell you how it's going Terry
13:23it's going well
13:24it's going very well
13:26good?
13:27oh it's good all right Terry
13:29it's very good
13:31you see i followed your example
13:33signed up for a team in the over 70s football league
13:35don't think you're counting as over 70
13:38date of birth doesn't lie Terry old mate
13:431935
13:45read it and weep
13:47oh guess what?
13:48my team's playing your team tomorrow
13:50oh great
13:52oh that'll be fun
13:54oh it'll be fun for one of us Terry
13:56it'll be fun for one of us
13:58all the fun of the fair Terry
14:00all the fun of the fair
14:03see you tomorrow
14:04see you tomorrow
14:06see you tomorrow
14:08alright lads
14:14guys can we please watch out for others
14:23i said come out
14:24pull out
14:32so this is a totally fresh start for me
14:35i think this might actually be my big break
14:37you know something that's just mine
14:39i've been watching shed loads of pottery throw down so i am all set
14:43i think i might sell online
14:45clay by mail
14:47maybe something a little bit cheeky you know like copperfield
14:50right well uh thank you for that
14:53so if you could all set your clay on your wheels
14:56let's pick up from last week
14:58oh it's heavy isn't it
15:03oh
15:07not so easy in ghosts
15:09i think leanne could use her hand
15:11it's alright leanne we're all beginners here
15:13sorry i thought your name was leanne
15:16no it's mel
15:18what part of clay by mel didn't you get
15:21let's uh start again shall we
15:23alright then
15:25morning
15:27hello
15:29morning
15:31bonjour welcome to my cafe
15:33would you like to take a little seat bonjour
15:35you alright
15:36sit down i've prepared a special breakfast for us all
15:39oh i could see you
15:41ta-da
15:43oh
15:44coffee
15:46oh yes please
15:48here you go
15:50leaking a little bit
15:52matching saucer
15:54wow
15:56how's your cereal thea
15:58great
15:59well i suppose you're both wondering where i got my snazzy new crockery from
16:01no idea mom you know what it must have been really expensive
16:02oh
16:03i made all of it
16:04wow
16:05what do you think
16:06it's really good
16:07i'm gonna sell it
16:08it's my new business
16:09what do you think
16:10honestly mel
16:13i think it's poor
16:15i think it's really poor
16:16i think it's probably the worst thing i've ever seen
16:19i think what ganda's saying
16:20is just that it's early days
16:22you know
16:23yeah
16:24but the colours are great
16:25i had to disagree with you there theo
16:27i find what little colour there is
16:29this
16:30to be childish
16:32just a really poor effort all round
16:33disappointing
16:36oh god
16:39i've quit my job for this
16:43what am i gonna do
16:44god knows
16:46right come on
16:47we've gotta rock and roll
16:48gotta pick roger up
16:49he's getting me in shape for the big match
16:50i'll see you later
16:51you might wanna straighten it up a bit mate
17:07you might wanna straighten it up a bit mate
17:19you might wanna straighten it up a bit mate
17:20you might wanna straighten it up a bit mate
17:32you might wanna straighten it up a bit mate
17:34You might want to straighten it out a bit, mate.
17:50You might want to straighten it out a bit, mate.
18:04That way we can really increase the reach on our socials.
18:09Hey, guys! Everyone okay?
18:11I've brought some prezzies for everyone, you know, just to say no hard feelings.
18:17Hola!
18:19Hi, everyone.
18:21Hi, everyone.
18:23Hi, everyone.
18:24Hi, everyone.
18:25Hi, everyone.
18:26Hi, everyone.
18:27Hi, everyone.
18:28Hi, everyone.
18:29Hi, everyone.
18:30Hi, everyone.
18:31Hi, everyone.
18:32Hi, everyone.
18:33Hi, everyone.
18:34Authentic tapas bowl.
18:36B-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
18:38What are you doing here, Mel?
18:41How about a nifty little Greek bowl?
18:44Yum-ass!
18:45Don't smash that one.
18:47Can I have my job back?
18:50I'm sorry, Mel, but I've already filled your position.
18:53Already?
18:54How?
18:56Who?
18:57No hard feelings, Mrs Davies.
18:59Mrs Davies?
19:01What happened to Auntie Mel?
19:03Auntie Mel? I have known you since you were six years old, Nathan.
19:07Auntie Mel, we're in the middle of something, so if you wouldn't mind, just leave it.
19:13I am telling your mum about this. Not having my plates.
19:19Brought.
19:30Sorry, we won't do it again.
19:31No, you won't.
19:33Ouch!
19:41No bombing!
19:42I wasn't!
19:43Yeah, you were about to.
19:45Out!
19:46Fifty years married next week.
19:48It gets easier, Maureen. Trust me. He's in a better place.
19:54No petting!
19:55I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.
19:57No petting!
20:00No petting!
20:04Am I talking to my shitting self?!
20:08Be-ho!
20:09A word!
20:10Now!
20:11Time to straighten you up a bit, Terry, old son.
20:21I have a tiger, Maureen.
20:22Do the talking on the pitch.
20:23Oh, yeah.
20:24Jesus Christ, Roger, was that tea?
20:26No.
20:27Hey, my little girl. I knew you'd be here to support me.
20:32I can't believe you're actually doing this. It's unhinged.
20:35You're supposed to be here to get fit. Not assault a pensioner.
20:38Don't worry about it. It's all going to be perfectly legal.
20:42It's taking every ounce of my strength not to go over there.
20:45Just fill him in right now. Wipe that stupid smile on his face.
20:48Yeah!
20:49Go on!
20:50Shhh!
20:51Captain!
20:52Time for talking is over!
20:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
21:05They're the kids!
21:07OK!
21:08Come, come, come and see!
21:13Ah, no!
21:16Oh, shit!
21:21Yeah!
21:26Nice finish! Well done, Tony!
21:29Well, I've not finished yet, Terry, old son.
21:31Not finished by a long way.
21:51Oh, my God, your ankle!
22:00I'll get help! You'll do no such thing.
22:04I'm playing on. Oh, my ankle!
22:07It's fine. I've had worse. Mama, this is ridiculous!
22:10Stop the game! Stop the game!
22:12Don't you dare throw that towel in, Roger!
22:14I've waited 50 years for this.
22:16Help me up, old friend!
22:18Help me up, old friend!
22:24I shot you off.
22:26What are you doing?
22:28Oh, no.
22:30Back off!
22:32What are you doing here?
22:33I've been fired.
22:35Why?
22:36I shouted at an old lady and made her pee herself.
22:39Oh, what do you do that for?
22:41Just... I pull my rules, yeah?
22:43Well, never mind.
22:45Now, neither of us have got a job.
22:46Maybe we could hang out, spend some more time together.
22:48Two amigos!
22:49Great!
22:51I think your grandad's broke his ankle.
22:53And he's thrown up again.
22:57Oh, Tony!
22:59I admire your courage, but you need to go to hospital!
23:03I'm final, son.
23:05It's you!
23:06That's gonna need to go to hospital!
23:08Oh!
23:09Oh!
23:11Mama?
23:12Mama?
23:13Mama?
23:15Mama?
23:17Mama?
23:18What happened?
23:21It's over.
23:22Terry's team won.
23:232-1.
23:24Oh.
23:25Terry scored both goals.
23:26Oh.
23:27Bye-bye, champ!
23:29Ah!
23:30This is the worst day of my life.
23:33Nobody look at me.
23:34I'm a failure.
23:36So, I just spoke to Nathan, and they're gonna let you come back to work.
23:40So I've got my old job back?
23:42Nathan's old job.
23:43Technically, you're gonna be under him now.
23:45So a demotion, then?
23:46Beggars can't be choosers, man.
23:48I think he's mad taking you back in the first place, if you ask me.
23:52Yeah, well, I'm not asking you.
23:54Oh, here he comes.
23:56Look.
23:57Probably trying to stick yet another knife in my back if he can find the room.
24:00Don't be so stupid.
24:02He's actually been very worried about you.
24:04All right, Tony!
24:06Ho-ho!
24:07Soon have you as right as rain again.
24:09Do you wanna leave me your keys?
24:10I can take the car back to your house for you.
24:12The car stays there.
24:14The only person who drives that car is me.
24:18And a young lad called Ben I teach, who goes to the off license for me,
24:22but he looks 17, so that's fine.
24:25Only as blocking the gate.
24:27Do you want me to at least straighten it up a bit, mate?
24:33You sick bastard!
24:35Yes, please, Terry.
24:36That'd be really helpful.
24:38You are pure evil!
24:39You're a despicable human being!
24:41Oh!
24:42You're the lowest of the low!
24:44That's not you, Terry!
24:45I never could!
24:46Well, you aren't yet the last of this, Terry King!
24:48Tony Barber always has the last!
24:51Take care, Tony!
24:57Open the door!
24:59Take the straps off and let me out the ca-
25:01Get down, get down, get down!
25:04Down, down, get down!
25:05Down, down, get down!
25:06Down, down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
25:11I want all the world to see
25:17To see you're laughing and you're laughing at me
25:22I can take it all for you
25:28Again, again, again, again, again, again
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