00:00Hello. Back up in it. Chop, chop, chop, chop. Doing it big. Cutting it. With the produce I got from this lovely spot.
00:19International Fresh Market, baby. I got some jams, too. It's the Kints. Don't wince. Delicious.
00:30It could have been apple jam, but it's not. As it happens, I got this lotus root kiwi. Pomegranate. It's the bomb. Bombastic shit.
00:42And this hot pepper's habanero. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, though. Bam, bam, bam, bam. So hot, it'll make your knife sizzle. It'll make your fingers just itch and itch.
00:58Especially if they're in their eyes. And damn, you're gonna cry. Wash them after. So nice and lovely.
01:09That's some dicing. I'm in the spot. You like it? Well, I do. I hope you do.
01:15Dang, I got these flavor packs. And it goes in the bowl. Shit, this food is whole. Makes you swole, but not in a fat way.
01:32But fat, speaking of, tells you you're normal. But tone it down. You don't drive 80 all the time. Do ya? Nah. I didn't think so.
01:43As a wink, yo. It's you. You know how to eat. So stop fucking around. And come on down to lovely town.
01:57Stop being in the dumps. How do you get by? Just anticipating your next high? Up to your neck? You're gonna die.
02:08You're in quicksand. You're gonna sink fast. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Orange habanero. Take that. There you go. Go, go, go. Bang.
02:21Revolutionary. Revolutionary. Innovative. And you need to read more.
02:28For your peephole. So you can see more.
02:33Damn, that's a name too. And I don't blame you. Look what they taught you. How they trained you.
02:41Bam, bam, bam. Damn. I am so glad, glad, glad. In the bag.
02:48Stuff it in the fridge or freezer. Taking on the edge. I please ya.
02:56I need to. The flow's the sweetest. And the stew I make. Beautiful, I say.
03:06Hmm. Now make your mouth water. Clear your sinuses.
03:12I'm your highness, bitch. Uh. Ferocity.
03:20Yo, yo, fast, velocity.
03:24Chow, chow, chow. Bang. Nah.
03:27Damn, I'm so damn hot. You wish you could beatle like this, but you just dang now.
03:33I'm in the dang spot. Yo. My homemade hummus. All types of beans.
03:42And with the radishes. And with the dried fruit. Damn, I'm glad it's this.
03:47Excellent.
03:52Taking it out on this beautiful pepper.
03:57You got the black pepper. You got the crushed red. I love this.
04:03Mm-hmm. Yo. The guillabano. I got the flavor. The sweetness for the oatmeal.
04:14Oh, yeah. Dang, man. I go on and on without the music. Without it, too. It's clarity.
04:25And oh, my greatness. Alex D is gonna spray his spit. Yeah.
04:35And what else do we got?
04:38Lotus root. Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.
04:43Damn. So damn vicious.
04:46I'm gonna hit this with this German knife.
04:49Get the German knife.
04:50Get the German knife.
04:52And learn this right.
04:57Yo, yo.
04:59Starch, starch, starch.
05:01Dang. You need this now.
05:04And I can go without that hit beat.
05:09I'll just extend it later.
05:12My friend, so pay this a visit.
05:15Give it your attention.
05:16Blah, blah, blah.
05:21Obnoxious.
05:23Nah, nah, nah.
05:25Now.
05:27Here we go.
05:31Before I was eating.
05:33Now we're speaking.
05:35We're preparing these veggies into pieces.
05:38Dang.
05:40Take the time.
05:41You would be on your phone, but you could be at home,
05:44making delicious food like this instead of being a drone, ho.
05:50Yo.
05:52Pick up that book.
05:54Yo, yo, yo.
05:56And spit like a crook, like me.
05:59Yo, yo, yo.
06:00Back, back with the music.
06:01What you know about that rice and beans?
06:02What you know about that mashed potato?
06:03Damn, damn, damn.
06:04Right there.
06:05Take that you beat.
06:06Beat, beat, beat.
06:07Golden Beats.
06:08Damn, with the purple ones.
06:09Damn.
06:10Bam.
06:11I told you about jam.
06:12The jelly.
06:13Yeah, some sugar, but better than the oil.
06:14It's disgusting.
06:15Fuck that shit.
06:16Yo.
06:17Bam.
06:18Bam.
06:19Yo.
06:20Yo, yo.
06:21Cause it's like, bam, bam.
06:22Huh, can you hear me?
06:23Bam.
06:24Bam.
06:25Bam.
06:26On the southern guitar.
06:27Punching it.
06:28I'm leading this shit.
06:29Yo.
06:30The peck I mean.
06:31I'm gonna get some sugar, but better than the oil.
06:33It's disgusting.
06:34Fuck that shit.
06:35Yo.
06:36Bam.
06:37Bam.
06:38Yo.
06:39Yo.
06:40Cause it's like, bam, bam, bam.
06:41Huh, can you hear me?
06:42Bam.
06:43Bam.
06:44Bam.
06:46On the southern guitar.
06:47Punching it.
06:49I'm leading this shit.
06:53Yo.
06:54The peck I mean.
06:57This rap's obscene.
06:59You know what I'm talking about.
07:01How about the whole grain.
07:03The whole wheat pasta.
07:05I can't believe that you know not what I eat, papa.
07:10What the fucker.
07:12Yo.
07:13And that line about being fat.
07:15Um.
07:16So.
07:17Yeah.
07:18Being fat.
07:19That's what is supposed to happen when you eat like that.
07:23But.
07:24You wanna drive your car 80 miles per hour all the time.
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