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00:00:00Yeah
00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:01:00日本人
00:01:02日本人
00:01:04日本人
00:01:06日本人
00:01:30日本人
00:01:57听着
00:01:58按火炎落软小七
00:02:02软小二
00:02:05道长有礼
00:02:06道长有礼
00:02:07久仰久仰
00:02:28他们
00:02:30暗号
00:02:34衣衣装
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00:02:40衣衣装
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00:02:44Oh
00:03:14All right
00:03:43几十万万吧
00:03:45这几十万万算什么
00:03:47大人
00:03:48你可知道河南运苏一杆竹子到东京
00:03:51要耗费五十多万万
00:03:53大人
00:03:54切莫再叫小人大人
00:03:57小人乃此间运城县县衙衙第一名鸭斯宋江
00:04:02只因支县相公得了疾病
00:04:05小人带支县大人迎送奉运华石缸的诸位大人
00:04:11这鸭斯
00:04:15你是县衙里的鸭斯
00:04:17开师哥
00:04:18第一名
00:04:22鸭斯
00:04:24各位大人居庙堂高远
00:04:27恐怕不知道县衙立志
00:04:29分第一名鸭斯和第二名小鸭斯
00:04:36你可鸭斯小吏
00:04:38竟叫我和你称兄道弟
00:04:40还口口声声大小鸭斯
00:04:43第一鸭斯
00:04:45第二鸭斯
00:04:49你是刚做鸭斯吧
00:04:53先生猜测得不错
00:04:55难怪你不懂规矩
00:04:57真不知道你是如何到这个仪仗队里来的
00:05:01想必这个又矮又黑的小鸭
00:05:10抢错官都想得心发疯了
00:05:12一旦为例终身为例
00:05:14全无出头之日
00:05:16任命去吧
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00:05:29各位大人
00:05:30前面就是运城县了
00:05:32已经净水破街 黄土颠倒
00:05:35城墙也正在拆
00:05:36方才那个小鸭叫宋江
00:05:39这名字好生熟悉啊
00:05:41不会是人称吉时宇的那个宋江吧
00:05:43就是那个山东呼宝义
00:05:45吉时宇宋江宋公明
00:05:46你们都知道这个人
00:05:47大人
00:05:48千万不要小看了他
00:05:49大人
00:05:50大人
00:05:51他属军运城县
00:05:52声性众义
00:05:53号皆是江湖上的好汉
00:05:55寄人之贫
00:05:56周人之急
00:05:57扶人之困
00:05:58只要有人投奔他
00:06:00不管高低
00:06:01绝不推辍
00:06:02文明山东河北
00:06:04都呼唤他
00:06:05皆是江湖上的好汉
00:06:07寄人之貧 周人之急 服人之困
00:06:11只要有人投奔他
00:06:13不管高低 绝不推辞
00:06:16文明山东河北
00:06:18都呼唤他忽宝一
00:06:21又称作吉时宇
00:06:35舞台穆
00:06:37购档
00:06:39昼那ľ
00:06:54揺带
00:06:58姑娘
00:06:59晚 sj
00:08:00有什么需要宋江的地方
00:08:02频道说一段故事给宋牙私听
00:08:08宋江席耳恭听
00:08:12话说我大宋仁宗天子在位
00:08:16家有三年三月三日五更三十
00:08:19天子百驾紫环殿
00:08:22接受百官朝贺
00:08:24家有三年
00:08:27那是姐宋江还未出世
00:08:30先生尽管说
00:08:32天子玉璧亲书
00:08:36并驾玉香一驻
00:08:38清差内外提点殿前洪姓太尉为天使
00:08:42前往江西信州龙虎山
00:08:44请张天师星夜来朝
00:08:47太师在哪里
00:08:56赶快出来接纸
00:08:57欺兵太尉
00:08:59这一代天师叫虚敬天师
00:09:03他对迎来送往的虚事
00:09:06他不喜欢
00:09:07所以在龙虎山顶结了个茅庵
00:09:10他在茅庵上修行
00:09:12并不住在那儿
00:09:14第二天五更时分
00:09:16道士们起来备了香汤
00:09:20请洪太尉沐浴
00:09:21换了一身布衣
00:09:24脚下穿上草鞋
00:09:26吃过素斋
00:09:28去了丹兆
00:09:30用黄罗包袱
00:09:32背在脊梁上
00:09:33手里提着银香炉
00:09:35酱酱地烧着玉香
00:09:38许多道众人等
00:09:40把他送上山
00:09:41走过数个山头
00:09:46大约三十多里路
00:09:48看着脚酸腿软走不动
00:09:51洪太尉口里不说
00:09:54肚里愁愁
00:09:55他心中想
00:09:57我乃堂堂朝廷大元
00:10:00平日里锦衣玉食
00:10:03都不免倦怠
00:10:04何况穿着草鞋走山路
00:10:07明明知道天师就在茅庵
00:10:09却叫俺受这苦
00:10:12早这罪
00:10:24我来说
00:10:28我来说
00:10:38Oh, my God.
00:11:08Oh, my God.
00:11:38Oh, my God.
00:12:08Oh, my God.
00:12:39小木头,我问你话.
00:12:41你来这里可是要见天师?
00:12:45你怎么知道的?你个小小的木童?
00:12:49我早间在草庵中服侍天师,听天师说,今天皇帝要拆个红台位,捧着丹朝玉香到龙虎山,宣我到东京做三千六百份裸天大法事,驱赶瘟疫天灾。
00:13:05我现在成鹤驾驾云去了,此时天师该早到京城了,你就不用上山顶了,山上有很多毒虫猛兽,别伤害了你的性命。
00:13:17你不要宽我呀。
00:13:19你不要宽我,你不要宽我。
00:13:31I am an old man, I am a young man.
00:13:36I'm a young man.
00:13:37I'm a young man.
00:13:39I'm a young man.
00:13:40You can't help me.
00:13:43You know?
00:13:45I was nearby...
00:13:47I've killed my bones and a pig.
00:13:50I can't see you in my mind.
00:13:52I'm sitting in the middle of a silver.
00:13:55It's a gem that I'm trying to figure out.
00:13:57I was so scared to be back from you.
00:13:58Imagine my mortal heart.
00:14:00You are pure vol.
00:14:01本道怎敢对大臣无礼啊
00:14:05这个山中确实有巨蟒白虎
00:14:08但是它不伤人
00:14:10这个就是祖师在试探你
00:14:14心成不成哦
00:14:16我已经筋疲力尽了
00:14:21可是我一转身就看见一个
00:14:25情有脆体的木桶
00:14:27我想给他问路
00:14:28他说张建师都知道了
00:14:31而且驾鹤去了东京
00:14:33要不我怎么回来呢
00:14:34可惜可惜啊
00:14:36台卫啊 你错过了
00:14:39我错过什么了
00:14:41那个木桶就是祖师啊
00:14:44那个木桶就是上天师啊
00:14:46那他怎么这么点啊
00:14:50不是
00:14:50这一代天师虽然年龄小
00:14:53但是德性极深啊
00:14:56格外之人四方显化
00:14:58极其灵验
00:14:59使人呢就就叫他道通祖师啊
00:15:05那这么说我是有眼不识天师啊
00:15:09我错过了
00:15:11哎哟 太卫放心吧
00:15:14祖师既然已经下了法旨说去了
00:15:17他说去了
00:15:17你回到京师以前
00:15:19这一场法事祖师就已经做完喽
00:15:23哈哈哈哈哈
00:15:24哈哈哈你以为我会相信你的一派胡言吗
00:15:27You're not using a blacked stone
00:15:32I am going to find a blacked stone
00:15:35And I'm going to find a blacked stone
00:15:37Green花大蟒
00:15:39Then I'll see what you say
00:15:50You can't get there
00:15:53You can't get there
00:15:57Thank you very much.
00:16:27Thank you very much.
00:16:57Thank you very much.
00:17:27Thank you very much.
00:17:57Thank you very much.
00:18:57Thank you very much.
00:20:33I'm so sorry.
00:20:39Do you know these things?
00:20:45I'm going to ask you.
00:20:51These are all the books of the book.
00:20:55I don't know.
00:20:57I don't know.
00:21:03The book is called the book of the Olde.
00:21:14It's called the book of the Olde.
00:21:16In the past, my name was written in this.
00:21:19It's called the Olde.
00:21:21You were the one named Olde?
00:21:25I'm the one named Olde.
00:21:27The Olde is called the Olde.
00:21:29I do the same.
00:21:31Let's go to the house.
00:21:33Let's go to the house.
00:21:35I don't know.
00:21:36You don't have to worry about it.
00:21:38Let's see how it looks like.
00:21:42I had a few years ago.
00:21:44I didn't think it was a meeting.
00:21:46Let's go.
00:21:48I don't know.
00:21:50I don't know.
00:21:51I don't know.
00:22:01I don't know what the house is doing.
00:22:41I'll be back.
00:22:45What happened?
00:22:46Please take a look.
00:22:47Take a look.
00:22:48Take a look.
00:22:49I'll be back.
00:22:50I'll be back.
00:22:51I'll be back.
00:22:52Please don't take a look.
00:22:53I'll be back.
00:23:09Look at the light.
00:23:10The light is smaller.
00:23:11I ran away.
00:23:12I can't see it.
00:23:14I can't hear the sound of the floor.
00:23:19These are no bullshit.
00:23:21The fire is really nécess.
00:23:22I'm going to be able to get out of here.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:24:22千古攸关一旦开,天纲地煞出全台,自来无事多生事,本非消灾却惹灾。
00:24:43宋亚寺,那伏摩殿逃走了三十六天纲七十二地煞星,你就是其中一个。
00:24:52却不是一来天纲星何当出世,二来大宋朝避险中凉,三来恰好遇到洪信,这不是天术吗?
00:25:12宋江是那天纲地煞里的一个又怎样?
00:25:19宋亚寺即是那三十六元天纲七十二座地煞星的星主之一。
00:25:25现在有一件大事,宋亚寺唯也得唯,不唯也得唯,这是天术。
00:25:32什么大事?
00:25:37拼到九闻宋亚寺大名,现在我有十万块财富想送给亚寺做见面礼。
00:25:44亚寺客源收下了。
00:25:46先生说的这十万块财富在什么地方?
00:25:55那当朝太师蔡京,每逢生日,各地官吏都要向他敬献奇珍异宝,称作生辰纲。
00:26:01北京大名府抚引梁忠书,乃是蔡京的女婿,自民间榨取了十万罐,献给蔡京做生辰纲,途经这几周。
00:26:15这笔财富不可错过。
00:26:25古人云当去不去,过后莫回。
00:26:31怎么去?
00:26:35接去。
00:26:39先生,宋江真的是那天刚地煞的星竹?
00:26:45当真是,亚寺但去无妨。
00:26:53亚寺,不妨与平道吃些酒如何?
00:26:57好是好。
00:27:01鸭四显影。
00:27:08先生变化的好久
00:27:38
00:27:42等也想飲酒吗
00:27:45退下
00:27:47等妖夜还不开走
00:27:59哎呀好生闷热的天哪
00:28:02不如再召唤点金风来如何呀
00:28:06包来
00:28:08What your name is,
00:28:12you must be called.
00:28:16You must be called the Lone and the Lone.
00:28:19It's your name.
00:28:25It's your name.
00:28:30It's your name.
00:28:33正是
00:28:35
00:28:39好见
00:28:41先生无高无下
00:28:45纯天口地一套
00:28:47洪太尉误走煞星的故事
00:28:49护弄江湖术式的鬼把戏
00:28:53骗得过草莽
00:28:55瞒不过宋江
00:28:59宋江若是在尖头也装了酒囊
00:29:03也能凭空叫酒来
00:29:07手指在囊中占了黄陵
00:29:09也能凭空叫火来
00:29:19在这箭上涂了食药
00:29:21也能把肉眼看不见的小鬼
00:29:23劈出血来
00:29:25宋江若是懂得些天文地理
00:29:27懂得怨怨而封
00:29:29楚温而语
00:29:31也能呼风欢愉
00:29:36雅思果然厉害
00:29:38识破了在下的伎俩
00:29:40那里有什么天纲地煞
00:29:49平道
00:29:51在雅思这等英雄面前做作
00:29:53实在是不该
00:29:55这是为了说服雅思
00:29:59截取那不义之才生辰纲
00:30:02你乃天子供养的道士
00:30:04理当忠君而为
00:30:06我听你说了多事了
00:30:09早就不耐烦了
00:30:11宋雅思
00:30:12你想怎么样
00:30:15你想怎么样
00:30:16先生后面有人
00:30:21雅思
00:30:39雅思不会使剑
00:30:40拳脚也不过如此
00:30:42你斗不过我
00:30:44你斗不过我
00:30:47英雄岂能以拳脚论高低
00:30:49我这一箭送出
00:30:51可就把你穿个透心凉了
00:30:53你还有什么话要说
00:30:56我一个人如何取得那十万管生辰纲
00:30:59还请先生随我一起到衙门仔细觅
00:31:01秘密
00:31:22你这是要让贫道伏法呀
00:31:54急失于你
00:31:55哥哥
00:32:08是不是哪个道人要害你
00:32:11宋压司
00:32:12就怕你日后不肯做强盗
00:32:14却做了强盗的头
00:32:16快追
00:32:18上马
00:32:24你要吃官司了 宋压司
00:32:34大明府下签要押你去府法
00:32:38那大明府要定你的罪
00:32:41是何罪名
00:32:43本县
00:32:47问你那道人的时候
00:32:50你不该谎报他相貌
00:32:54还隐瞒那道人姓名自豪
00:32:56这下可好
00:32:58报到大明府
00:33:00梁中书那里去
00:33:03你可知那梁中书
00:33:05是蔡京的女婿
00:33:07权高势大
00:33:10杀人就像弯腰提携
00:33:13为了生辰纲
00:33:14他这人宁可网杀一百
00:33:17也绝对不会
00:33:19仿意人漏网
00:33:23现在他想布置本县
00:33:26要致你二人相约
00:33:28截取生辰纲之罪
00:33:30大人的意思是
00:33:32饶了你事小
00:33:36洗清你的罪是大呀
00:33:40大人
00:33:41小人写了一份诚情
00:33:44公孙盛如何蛊惑小人
00:33:48小人如何貌似缉纳他
00:33:50句句是真
00:33:52今凭这几纸文字
00:33:58怎么叫大明府
00:33:59去信了你呀
00:34:00此番只能现实捉了
00:34:04那贼盗人公孙生
00:34:05你们当堂对质
00:34:07这样你自然就能脱罪
00:34:22来的时候记得那庙门是关上的
00:34:35如何现在庙门开了
00:34:40那么要有没有庙柱
00:34:42殿门不关
00:34:44莫非里面有大人
00:34:51和你敬家
00:35:05还是说是一种
00:35:05有钱
00:35:06哪有钱
00:35:07你们快到
00:35:08赶快去
00:35:09抠手
00:35:10抠什么
00:35:10灵灵灵灵灵
00:35:12有鬼啊
00:35:13就算是鬼
00:35:14于鬼卓子鬼怕什么
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