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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:12So I can't believe I'm saying this, Chris,
00:14but this is a challenge called Fingertip Saves.
00:17How many fingertips have you got?
00:19Not enough.
00:21So I've got to reach the ball I can't see
00:24and you've got to reach the ball you can't reach.
00:26This is too far for equality.
00:28It's political correct that's gone mad.
00:30This is woke nonsense.
00:52Hello, everyone, the Dragon Nation.
00:54This is the League of the Road. Let's meet the teams.
00:57Joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards in the blue corner
01:00is a massive Liverpool fan.
01:02So if he wins tonight, we'll never hear the end of it.
01:04It's Chris McCausland.
01:09And on the red team alongside Jamie Redknapp
01:11is a man who's come second on the show the last three times.
01:14So as an Arsenal fan, he thinks that deserves a trophy.
01:16It's Alex Brooker.
01:17And joining them tonight
01:22is the woman who did this.
01:25Chloe Kelly to win the European Championship for England.
01:28And that's it!
01:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:31She's brought football home so many times
01:34she's legally allowed to adopt it.
01:36It's Chloe Kelly!
01:37CHOE KELLY
01:38CHOE KELLY
01:54Thank you!
01:58Chloe Kelly, everybody!
02:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:04Chloe, you're the only person on the planet
02:08to score the winning goal in back-to-back Euros finals.
02:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:15So, which one was more special?
02:19I'm going to have to say the 22 Euros.
02:23Not only did I have Jill by my side,
02:25but it was at Wembley against Germany.
02:27So, so special.
02:29Chloe, we don't do that on this show.
02:31Aw, come on.
02:32Be nice to Jill.
02:33Yeah.
02:34That was lovely.
02:35How come Chloe's, like, not on my team, though?
02:38Chris, I do love you.
02:40X-team me.
02:41Chris, I'm really sorry.
02:42I should explain this about Jill.
02:44She hates blind people.
02:46Let me just get that out of the way.
02:48She's just showing, are you joking?
02:50Oh, it's huge.
02:51She's trying to ban Braille.
02:53She honestly wants to.
02:55Erm, Chloe, be honest.
02:57Was it easier to win the Euros this time
02:58without Jill kind of holding you back?
03:00LAUGHTER
03:02I mean, er, Jill, have you got a medal?
03:04Er, well, from this one?
03:05Yeah.
03:06Have you brought us one?
03:07Oh, no, sorry.
03:08That was so...
03:10Have you brought us one?
03:12LAUGHTER
03:13Jill was with us all the time.
03:15Yeah, she was, we saw.
03:16It was pathetic.
03:17After the boxing, er, she was on the bus with us
03:21and the mood was quite low
03:23and she brought the spirits up,
03:24but after the Netherlands game...
03:26Oh, yeah.
03:27..we saw her running
03:28and she was chasing the coach to get on.
03:30Oh.
03:31And I was like, stop!
03:32Jill was chasing after the bus.
03:33The worst thing about that was I was about to, like,
03:35miss my ride home, so I've run all the way.
03:38It was, like, 100 metres,
03:39and I'd get on, sit next to Serena and she goes,
03:41you're not as fit as you used to be, aren't you?
03:44LAUGHTER
03:45I was sweating and everything, but, no,
03:47it was an honour to be there.
03:48Yeah, I'm sure.
03:49I'm sure it was an honour for you.
03:50LAUGHTER
03:55Jill, you really did do some world-class hanging on
03:57at the Euros this summer.
03:58Let's have a look.
03:59I'll just explain, er, just for Chris,
04:03what the images are.
04:04It's, er, Jill desperately gate-crash
04:06in any single moment of someone else's joy.
04:09Those are the pictures.
04:10LAUGHTER
04:11Um, Alex, was this your biggest achievement
04:13of the summer?
04:14Wow.
04:15So there you are with, er,
04:17Arsenal defenders William Saliba and Gabrielle.
04:19What's going on there?
04:20Yeah, well, the biggest achievement was me
04:22getting that bow tie on.
04:23LAUGHTER
04:24It took me three hours.
04:35If you'd have filmed it, I'd have got through
04:37and Britain's Got Talent.
04:38LAUGHTER
04:39Now, Chris, you're a massive Liverpool fan, of course.
04:41Yeah.
04:42Er, was Jamie one of your heroes back in the day?
04:44Of course, man.
04:45I mean, like, Liverpool legends.
04:47I mean, who can forget, I mean, those white suits, Jamie?
04:51I reckon one of the last things I ever saw.
04:55LAUGHTER
04:57His retinas were burned out in the FA Cup final, 1996.
05:01LAUGHTER
05:04Chris, do you know now he's mixed race?
05:06LAUGHTER
05:09That's a good point, Chris.
05:11Er, we should explain to you how Jamie looks now.
05:14LAUGHTER
05:16I mean, listen, I'll be honest...
05:18Basically...
05:19I'll be honest with you, right?
05:20I do get people's colour wrong all the time.
05:23Yeah.
05:24So does Jamie's tanner.
05:25LAUGHTER
05:26LAUGHTER
05:27I didn't ask for Sri Lankan.
05:30This is way too dark.
05:32LAUGHTER
05:33That's why I have a lot of respect for just people like you, Romesh,
05:36who have a name that is obvious.
05:38LAUGHTER
05:39And know where I am with a Romesh rank and anything.
05:43LAUGHTER
05:44LAUGHTER
05:45Joke's on you, mate.
05:46I'm as white as the day is long.
05:47LAUGHTER
05:49Right, let us crack on with round one.
05:51Er, red team, this question is for you.
05:53Have a look at this.
05:54MUSIC PLAYS
05:59Angel Di Maria, glorious goal!
06:02Roger King, champions of the world!
06:06The USA five-time Olympic Women's Champions.
06:15It's the game to showcase the very best of European football.
06:20It's the ensure of the free-time Olympic football.
06:22It's the best of the world!
06:23It's the best of the world!
06:24It's the best of the world!
06:25Look at this, everybody!
06:26Thank you, everybody!
06:27Thank you, everybody!
06:28Thank you, everybody!
06:29CHEERING
06:30Woo!
06:33That's a good team, isn't it?
06:34Yeah, I'm good.
06:36So there you saw World Cup winner Argentina,
06:38the dominant US women's team and Champions League winners PSG.
06:41They're the men's winners.
06:42Obviously, Chloe, the more important Champions League was won by you
06:45and the Arsenal.
06:46Come on, the Gunners.
06:47I like that.
06:48Now, like the Lionesses, all three have recently had big wins
06:50on the pitch.
06:51But I want you to match them to their secrets of success.
06:54Whose manager trains barefoot in order to connect with the earth?
06:58Who unwound before a final by doing karaoke?
07:01And who had an army of 30,000 witches absorbing their negative
07:04energy to help them win?
07:06First thoughts, red team?
07:08Hmm.
07:09What have you got?
07:10Oh, the answer to that is none.
07:12No.
07:13Witches.
07:14Witches?
07:15Witches, yeah.
07:16Well, like real ones?
07:17LAUGHTER
07:18LAUGHTER
07:19Do I mean real?
07:24I've given you all the information I've got.
07:2630,000 witches.
07:28Yeah, but they're not real, are they?
07:30Some of them aren't.
07:32Witchcraft is like a thing, isn't it?
07:34Yeah, I remember like meeting a woman and I sort of offended her
07:36and she said your eye will never be the same.
07:38I don't think it's true.
07:39LAUGHTER
07:41Never will you look in the same direction again.
07:45LAUGHTER
07:47Sorry, Chris.
07:48I actually feel I'm...
07:50LAUGHTER
07:51I need to check my privilege.
07:53APPLAUSE
07:54Oh, my God.
07:55Just...
07:56Just...
07:57Just Chris going out rubbish.
07:58My heart bleeds for you, mate.
08:00LAUGHTER
08:01You've got the old mortgage eyes, have you, mate?
08:03One's fixed and one's variable.
08:05LAUGHTER
08:06APPLAUSE
08:11Oh, so bad luck.
08:13Now, Chloe, you've won back-to-back Euros,
08:16so come on, tell us.
08:17Was this guy the secret to your success, Chloe?
08:20Oh, Reggie.
08:21Oh, Reggie.
08:22So, who is that? Who is that?
08:24He's the coffee man's dog.
08:26So, the coffee man comes, makes us coffee in the mornings
08:30and the girls take him for walks.
08:32Chris, I'll explain this image for you.
08:34It's a dog staring at the camera
08:36and he looks like he got stuck with Jill.
08:38LAUGHTER
08:40I'm glad you explained that,
08:42cos what Chloe just said was the coffee man comes in the morning
08:44and the girls take him for walks.
08:46LAUGHTER
08:48Oh, my God.
08:56What kind of coffee shenanigans is this?
08:59You've got a dog.
09:01Arsenal have got a dog as well, haven't they?
09:02Yeah.
09:03Yeah, it's called Win.
09:04Win?
09:05Didn't it change its name to Nearly?
09:07LAUGHTER
09:11Chris, have you got a dog?
09:13We've got a...
09:15We've got a little toy poodle.
09:16It is literally the worst dog that a blind man can have in a house.
09:19Cos it's so small,
09:21I have to check under my arse before I sit down.
09:23LAUGHTER
09:24And I'm out in the garden with it.
09:25It's so small.
09:26It literally doesn't make a noise.
09:28It does not weigh enough
09:29to create any noise on the ground.
09:32It's like having an invisible dog.
09:34LAUGHTER
09:35And never...
09:36I call it a cum.
09:37Don't know if it's cum.
09:38LAUGHTER
09:40LAUGHTER
09:41Oh, God.
09:43LAUGHTER
09:44Hey, boy! Hey, boy!
09:45And then I wait a while,
09:46and then I have to get on my hands and knees
09:47and fucking check.
09:48LAUGHTER
09:49APPLAUSE
09:51APPLAUSE
09:57One of these managers
09:59gets an edge by training players barefoot.
10:01Jay, what's the weirdest thing
10:02that one of your managers used to do?
10:04Yeah, I had one...
10:06Yeah, I had an unusual manager, actually.
10:08He used to, like, come into my room late at night.
10:11LAUGHTER
10:12No, no, seriously.
10:14LAUGHTER
10:15Yeah.
10:16Like, come in and, like,
10:17want to read, like, stories to me and stuff.
10:20LAUGHTER
10:21And then he even asked to call me daddy.
10:23LAUGHTER
10:24With my dad.
10:26LAUGHTER
10:27You messed it up, Jay.
10:28Did you?
10:29Yeah, cos you said it was my dad.
10:30He said, he asked to call me daddy.
10:32LAUGHTER
10:33LAUGHTER
10:34I like that story, too.
10:36LAUGHTER
10:38All right, son, I'm going to read your three little pigs,
10:42but do you mind who I call you daddy?
10:44LAUGHTER
10:45LAUGHTER
10:47LAUGHTER
10:48LAUGHTER
10:49I was concerned.
10:50Oh, man.
10:51Your little face, you were looking at me going...
10:53Who knows it?
10:55LAUGHTER
10:56LAUGHTER
10:57Um, Chris, obviously, you're no stranger to winning,
10:59because, obviously, Chris won Strictly.
11:01Incredible achievement.
11:02APPLAUSE
11:03What was the secret to winning Strictly?
11:05The secret was having an identical twin
11:06who can see perfectly well.
11:07LAUGHTER
11:08LAUGHTER
11:09I'd love to see you do it, Big Mix.
11:10What, Strictly?
11:11Yeah.
11:12Oh, yeah.
11:13You'd be amazing.
11:14In those sequins.
11:15No, I wouldn't do it.
11:16Why?
11:17But if another show gets cancelled,
11:18maybe I'll consider it.
11:19LAUGHTER
11:20Um, but I'd like to do it with maybe...
11:21LAUGHTER
11:22Um, but I'd like to do it with maybe...
11:23Yeah.
11:24Would you have been with me?
11:25Would you have been with me?
11:26No, I wouldn't do it.
11:27Why?
11:28But if another show gets cancelled,
11:29maybe I'll consider it.
11:30LAUGHTER
11:33Would it be Jamie or Jill?
11:35What?
11:36A little bit of same sex action.
11:37What?
11:38Me and you.
11:39Well, she swings a different way,
11:41so I'm not going to get the Strictly curse, are we?
11:43Oh.
11:44Well, we might.
11:46LAUGHTER
11:49Yeah.
11:50Uh, Jill, would you ever do Strictly with Mix?
11:52Um...
11:53Yeah, cos he's, like, a big guy.
11:55I'd want, like, a strong guy, I think.
11:57Yeah?
11:58Yeah?
11:59Yeah, but you also need someone who can dance.
12:01LAUGHTER
12:02OK, well, listen, shall we have a look at what you've got?
12:04Do you want to...?
12:05What, no?
12:06No.
12:07Let's do it after...
12:08Yeah, go on, go on.
12:11Just that, just that here, do a little...
12:13Just that here, do a little.
12:14OK, OK.
12:15What are we doing, Jill?
12:17What are we doing?
12:18I don't know.
12:20Just for safety, I'm just going to ask for them to get a crash mat,
12:24cos I know what you're like.
12:25Not even I needed a crash mat.
12:26LAUGHTER
12:27Oh, my God.
12:28APPLAUSE
12:29Oh, my God.
12:30APPLAUSE
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32Oh, my God.
12:33Oh, my God.
12:34Oh, my God.
12:36Just remember...
12:37So I'll tell you something...
12:40Oh, my God.
12:42Oh, my God.
12:43It's not the young...
12:44Let's go!
12:45Yeah!
12:46Yeah!
12:47Yeah!
12:48Yeah!
12:49Yeah!
12:50Yeah!
12:51Yeah!
12:52Yeah!
12:53Yeah!
12:54Yeah!
12:55Yeah!
12:56Yeah!
12:57Yeah!
12:58Yeah!
12:59Yeah!
13:00Yeah!
13:01Yeah!
13:02Yeah!
13:03Yeah!
13:04Yeah!
13:05Yeah!
13:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
13:07Jewel, it's no be it!
13:08Come on, let's have a go!
13:09LAUGHTER
13:10Who wants to see Jewel lift my car?
13:12LAUGHTER
13:13LAUGHTER
13:14OK, red team, listen, I need an answer from you.
13:15Yep.
13:16Whose manager takes training barefoot?
13:17Who wants to see Jewel lift my car?
13:18LAUGHTER
13:19LAUGHTER
13:20OK, red team, listen, I need an answer from you.
13:22Yep.
13:23Whose manager takes training barefoot?
13:25Who did karaoke to unwind before a final?
13:28And who had witches helping them out?
13:30Well, I do know the first one.
13:32That was Luis Enrique, with the feet.
13:35Is it?
13:36I've read that, yeah.
13:37So I'm happy with that one.
13:38I'm not too sure...
13:39Did you say you read that?
13:40LAUGHTER
13:41No, red team, I'm not telling you not to support your captain,
13:44but think about how factual that might be.
13:47Jamie says he read that.
13:49LAUGHTER
13:50Someone told me.
13:52Emma Hayes seems like...
13:55What do you think?
13:56Do you know Emma Hayes?
13:57I never played under her, but karaoke...
14:00I feel like that would be quite an American thing to do.
14:03All right, let's do it. I like that.
14:04And then the witches with Argentina.
14:07OK, well, I can tell you that Argentina had an army of witches
14:10absorbing negative energy from the players.
14:12The US women's team relaxed by doing karaoke before a final.
14:15And PSG manager Luis Enrique takes training barefoot.
14:18Well done, red team, you scored three points.
14:20APPLAUSE
14:34Right, blue team, this next question is for you.
14:36Have a look at this.
14:38That is Leo Williamson who roars at the North Bank.
14:47And a two for England!
14:51Oh, yes!
14:53No!
14:54No!
14:55Oh!
14:57And if they get a third goal, it's Alex Greenwood.
15:02England, returning the European Championship crowd.
15:08CHEERING
15:10So there you saw Clones England team mates, Leo Williamson,
15:14Ella Toon and Alex Greenwood.
15:16All three are fearless Euros winning lionesses,
15:19but I want you to match them to what they're scared of.
15:22Who has recurring nightmares about Voldemort from Harry Potter?
15:25Who takes taxis on holiday because they're terrified of crocodiles?
15:28And who is scared of Hoovers?
15:30I'm not so much scared of the Hoovers, having to explain in A&E how it got stuck there.
15:35LAUGHTER
15:37As this question is about fear, I thought it would help to know what scares us.
15:41You know, and I'll go first.
15:42I've got a number of different fears.
15:44My biggest fear is my most successful Sky hosting job being cancelled.
15:48LAUGHTER
15:50You can always get a streaming service, though.
15:52The lazy iPlayer.
15:54APPLAUSE
15:55Chris, what scares you?
15:56I can't stand flying.
15:57I hate it.
15:58Because any little bit of turbulence, I'm like, what was that?
15:59What was that?
16:00What was happening?
16:01How did the stewards look?
16:02What's that?
16:03Are they panicking?
16:04Because it's not like...
16:05I think if we were going to crash, like, I think I'd be all right with that.
16:07It's the not knowing if we're going to crash.
16:08Because, like, if you're in a car and you crash,
16:10at least it just crashes.
16:11Whereas if you're going to crash, it takes, like, five minutes, doesn't it?
16:27All those people in plane crashes going, fuck this is taking age.
16:30There's only so long you can scream for.
16:35Isn't there?
16:40You scream for the first two minutes and then you're like,
16:42what the fuck do we do now?
16:44LAUGHTER
16:46Just wait till it's towards the end again and then just go,
16:48OK, guys, we're nearly...
16:5010, 9, 8, 7...
16:51Go!
16:52AHHHHH!
16:54LAUGHTER
16:55Bix, what's a big boy like you scared of?
16:58Spiders!
16:59I hate spiders.
17:00Really?
17:01I don't like heights.
17:02I don't like mice.
17:04Um...
17:05I don't like stop and search.
17:07LAUGHTER
17:08APPLAUSE
17:09CHLOE
17:10CHLOE
17:13CHLOE
17:15CHLOE
17:17CHLOE
17:18Er, Chloe, you seem pretty unflappable.
17:20I can't imagine anything scares you.
17:22What are you scared of?
17:23I'm scared of peacocks.
17:24Peacocks?
17:25I don't like peacocks, yeah.
17:27It scares me.
17:28When I was younger and I used to go to the park,
17:30peacocks are like, yeah, get away from me.
17:32Er, well, listen, a bit of a trigger warning.
17:34We have actually...
17:35We're going to show a picture of one now.
17:36Yeah, yeah.
17:37Let's have a look.
17:38Terrifying.
17:39LAUGHTER
17:40It's quite terrible.
17:41Are you all right looking at that photo?
17:43That doesn't scare you.
17:44I've got sweaty palms, like.
17:45Really?
17:46Let's see how you deal with this.
17:47Bring out the peacocks!
17:48No, don't worry.
17:49LAUGHTER
17:50Er, Alex, er, what are you...
17:52Whoa!
17:53What are you scared of?
17:54I don't like, er...
17:55I don't like jellyfish.
17:56I got stung by a jellyfish in Malta years ago.
18:00And the thing was, though, a lot of people there,
18:02they hadn't seen me go in,
18:03so they've just seen me in the water,
18:05scream, it's got me,
18:07and then slide out,
18:08obviously missing a leg,
18:09and all my other stuff...
18:11LAUGHTER
18:12I'm like, it's got me!
18:13It's got me!
18:14I'm one leg off!
18:15I thought that's a fucking shark!
18:17Just one of them going, erm,
18:18do I have to piss on that?
18:20LAUGHTER
18:22Er, JB, I heard you've got a failure of being tickled.
18:26What?
18:27I...
18:28I've been told that you are scared of being tickled.
18:30No, I don't...
18:31No.
18:32It feels like...
18:33LAUGHTER
18:35Are you scared of being tickled?
18:36No, I don't know why I'm tickled.
18:38Do you want to put this to the test?
18:40I'm the perfect person to put this to the test!
18:43LAUGHTER
18:44Stop it, I swear, I don't like it.
18:46LAUGHTER
18:47Just click that up right
18:48and it just looks like he's scared of a disabled person.
18:50LAUGHTER
18:52No, I don't want to catch it!
18:54LAUGHTER
18:55Let me hold up your arms.
18:56No, I swear.
18:57You can touch my feet.
18:58Not under my arms.
19:00My feet are OK.
19:02Come on, just your arms, Jay.
19:03Just for ten seconds.
19:04No, I can't.
19:05Ten seconds.
19:06This is immersion therapy.
19:07Swear, I can't.
19:08I can't.
19:09I can't.
19:10I swear.
19:11Come on, ten seconds.
19:12LAUGHTER
19:13LAUGHTER
19:14No!
19:15I don't like it!
19:16Fuck off!
19:17Honestly!
19:18Stop it!
19:19I don't like that.
19:20That's a problem.
19:21Who told you this?
19:22I can't tell you, mate.
19:23OK, so one of Chloe's teammates has nightmares about Voldemort from Harry Potter.
19:37Chris, do any TV shows or films give you nightmares?
19:40Um...
19:41No, my daughter's 11 at the minute and she's getting into horror, but we have to watch things
19:46with the audio description on it, like, so I know what the fuck's going on.
19:50LAUGHTER
19:51But the only problem is, is it, like, there's a lot of jump scares in horror, but the audio
19:55description, like, it'll often tell you about it before it happens.
19:58LAUGHTER
19:59So, like, it'll go, like, the demon jumps off the wardrobe and then, like, three seconds
20:03later, the demon will jump off the wardrobe.
20:05LAUGHTER
20:06And I said to my daughter, I said, sorry, the audio description's ruining this, isn't
20:09it?
20:10And she said, it's OK, Daddy, I like the advance notice.
20:13LAUGHTER
20:14Oh, bless her. Bless her.
20:17Oh.
20:19You're looking at those all, guys.
20:21Uh, OK, so one of these lionesses is so terrified of crocodiles, she gets a taxi when
20:27she's on holiday to avoid them.
20:29Uh, Jay, are you scared of crocodiles?
20:31No, really?
20:32No? I suppose you've got similar skin.
20:34LAUGHTER
20:35Have you seen on, um, the 2000s, whatever the next Olympics is,
20:392032, it's going to be in Australia, and where they've got the canoeing, it's a
20:43river, where they're doing it, it's got crocodiles in it, and it's probably
20:46going to be the only Olympics where, if it does go wrong, they can just hang
20:49around to do the Paralympics afterwards.
20:51LAUGHTER
20:53APPLAUSE
20:55OK, Bluetooth, we need an answer, please.
20:59Who has recurring nightmares about Voldemort?
21:01Who takes taxis to avoid crocodiles?
21:03Who's scared of hoovers?
21:05Right, I think the dreams might be Leia.
21:08Alex Greenwood would get a taxi.
21:11And Ella Toon... Number one.
21:13..scared of hoovers.
21:14Yeah?
21:15Leia Williamson has nightmares about Voldemort,
21:17Ella Toon is scared of hoovers, and Alex Greenwood is so
21:19terrified of crocodiles, she gets taxing a lot.
21:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:23Our next round is all about an England star who can't stop scoring winners in finals.
21:44So we come to this drama.
21:52What a fabulous goal by Chloe Kelly!
21:56England know the next one, if it's scored, will give them the title.
22:00Chloe Kelly, to win the European Championship for England.
22:06Chloe Kelly, to win the European Championship for England.
22:11And that's all!
22:12Chloe Kelly leads England returning the European Championship crown!
22:17Oh, they're taking two goals in a minute!
22:20Chloe Kelly!
22:22History makers, game-changers!
22:25The game changes!
22:26Kelly's there now!
22:27To stick home the rebound!
22:28England are crowned, Queen's European football again!
22:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:30Give it up for the legendary Chloe Kelly!
22:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:33Come on!
22:34Oh, my God!
22:35Good shit!
22:36OK, listen, let's go back to 2022 when you scored the winner to clinch England's first-ever Euros.
22:57Be honest with me, how often do you watch it back?
23:00Before the 2025 Euros, probably once a week at least, I'd say.
23:05Once a week.
23:06Yeah.
23:07For sure.
23:08I think it gave me confidence.
23:09I respect that, you know.
23:10I like to...
23:11I actually...
23:12A lot of comedians say they don't like watching themselves on telly.
23:13I hate watching stuff I'm not on, you know?
23:15LAUGHTER
23:16Sometimes I'm watching TV, I phone up and I say to my agent,
23:18why am I not one of the regulars on Loose Women?
23:20LAUGHTER
23:22Did you plan the celebration?
23:24I didn't plan the celebration, no.
23:26It was off the cuff, but I was scared to celebrate at first
23:30because I didn't want the goal to be disallowed,
23:32so I'm, like, standing there for a sec, like...
23:34with my shirt half off and, yeah, then we just go crazy,
23:38me, Jill and Lauren behind us as well.
23:40Let's...
23:41We've got a still of that here.
23:42There you go.
23:43Chris, I'll just explain it to you.
23:44It's Chloe celebrating the goal being chased by Peter Crouch.
23:47LAUGHTER
23:49What a chopper.
23:51What a...
23:52That was a cheap shot.
23:53A cheap shot.
23:55To be fair, I was going to take my top off
23:58and then I thought they'll think I've got my sports ball on backwards.
24:01LAUGHTER
24:03What's that?
24:04I'll keep it on.
24:05LAUGHTER
24:06Now, Chloe, there is an unfortunate bad habit, I'm afraid,
24:10to say, that you've picked up from Aunty Jill.
24:12Aunty Jill. Have a look at this.
24:13Thank you to everyone that got out to support us,
24:16whether that's in Switzerland or here today.
24:18It's so fucking special.
24:20LAUGHTER
24:21I'm not even going to clap that one.
24:26Did you get in trouble for that?
24:28I just think, yeah, emotions got the better of me
24:31and vocabulary got a little mixed up.
24:33Yeah.
24:34What was that on?
24:35It was outside Buckingham Palace.
24:37I think it was live on BBC.
24:39LAUGHTER
24:41That's a double whammy, isn't it?
24:43Listen, let me tell you this,
24:44that's not the worst thing that's gone on at Buckingham Palace.
24:46LAUGHTER
24:48Jamie, can you beat that?
24:53You ever done anything like that on TV?
24:54I don't know what I've said about...
24:55No, not when I've been interviewed, but...
24:57I've had a few beauties.
24:59My all-time favourite, I would say, is Victor Moses.
25:03Victor played for Chelsea, Wigan, if anyone remembers him.
25:06And, um...
25:08After the game, he had a good game, and I said,
25:10you know what, he's a fantastic young English talent.
25:12LAUGHTER
25:14He was 28 and played for Nigeria.
25:17LAUGHTER
25:19So...
25:20I think...
25:21Yeah.
25:23LAUGHTER
25:25That would be my all-time favourite, yeah.
25:28I'll get my kids to remind me about that beauty every other day.
25:31LAUGHTER
25:32Now, Chloe, let's relive the moment
25:34you clinched England's second successive Euros this summer.
25:38Well, she scored the winning goal that gave them the final in 2022.
25:46Chloe Kelly to win the European Championship for England.
25:49And also...
25:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:53Chloe Kelly leads England returning the European Championship crown!
25:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:59Chloe, it's like...
26:02It's so good, man.
26:05I just said, that run-up is wild.
26:08I can't get my head around now.
26:09It's incredible.
26:10But, I mean, like, you were...
26:11I mean, I know you're being sort of almost casual about it now,
26:13but so much pressure.
26:15I wasn't nervous because I'd missed free and training the day before,
26:18and I was like, right, I'm not missing...
26:20I'm not missing today.
26:21I've got my misses out.
26:22And, yeah, I was confident.
26:24So, sorry, I just want to get this clear.
26:26You were confident because you'd missed a shit-ton of penalties.
26:29LAUGHTER
26:31Is that what you're saying?
26:32Yeah, I got them out of me.
26:33Oh, OK.
26:34And I'm confident in taking a penalty.
26:36Like, I didn't feel, like, pressure to me.
26:38Do you smoke weed before a game?
26:40LAUGHTER
26:41Yeah, man, doesn't really matter.
26:43Just hit the ball.
26:44Ball goes where the ball wants to go.
26:46Yeah.
26:47It takes a penalty.
26:48Anybody got any Pringles?
26:49Man's got a munchie.
26:50LAUGHTER
26:51Now, Chloe, you hit that penalty,
26:53an unbelievable 68 miles per hour,
26:56which is faster than any goal in the WSL
26:59or Premier League last season.
27:01Um, which is pretty impressive.
27:03APPLAUSE
27:05Now, in honour of having England's penalty-scoring hero,
27:08I'm bringing back an a league of their own favourite.
27:10It's Popstar Penalties.
27:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:14Chloe has got a big game coming up, so you can't go in goal.
27:30The Guessings volunteer to sub in.
27:32It's the Lioness' stalker, Jill Scott, everybody.
27:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:39So, Jill's in goal and Popstars will come out one by one
27:41to put your goalkeeping skills to the test.
27:43If they score, it's a point to the red team,
27:45but if you save or they miss, it's a point for the Blues.
27:48Right.
27:49All we need now is a Popstar.
27:51ROCK PLAYS
27:54ROCK PLAYS
27:59ROCK PLAYS
28:00ROCK PLAYS
28:02ROCK PLAYS
28:04ROCK PLAYS
28:06ROCK PLAYS
28:08ROCK PLAYS
28:10ROCK PLAYS
28:12ROCK CONTATED
28:13Please welcome Faye from Stax!
28:16Thank you so much for coming on now listen how confident are you've been Jill Scott in goal
28:37Just honestly would you describe them as freakish
28:49Beautifully in proportion, but very long. Okay. Bye. Good luck to you
29:07Oh
29:26Brilliant yes, we needed that well that is what my appetite anybody want another pop star
29:37Oh
29:51Please welcome
30:07So they're welcome to the show. Thank you so much for coming on tell me today you're gonna go high or ocean drive it down the middle
30:23Wrapped waiting soon. Okay. Good luck to you when you're ready take position
30:37Oh
30:39Oh
30:58So I'd save it. Oh my god. How could I save that Jill do you want me to go in?
31:07Listen, I don't know about you, but I'm pecking to another pop star anyone else
31:33Mr.. C
31:37Oh
31:44Welcome to the show mr. C. How are you? Thanks for having me no thanks for coming how do you fancy your chances? Oh, well, I don't know
31:51Professional like this and I've kicked a boy in years probably no chance. Well if it makes you feel better. She's been absolute shit so far
31:58Mr.. C. Take your position shoot when you're ready
32:07Oh!
32:19Bad luck, Mr. C, but that is a point for the blue team!
32:22Yeah!
32:24Listen, I don't know about you guys, but I reckon I could squeeze in one more.
32:31Popstar!
32:34Popstar!
32:37I'm going to riot!
32:39I'm going to riot!
32:41Rumi, Rumi, Rumi, Rumi!
32:48Oh, my God, I can't believe it! It's Ricky Wilson from The Tiger Chief!
32:52Oh, my God, I can't believe it!
32:54I'm having my soul in love!
32:56I'm having my soul in love!
32:58I'm having my soul in love!
33:00I'm having my soul in love!
33:02Hi!
33:03Ricky, welcome to the show, mate. So good to have you on.
33:07Listen, how does it feel to hear fans of your beloved Leeds singing your song at games?
33:10Oh, it's absolutely glorious!
33:12We didn't expect it to be that big, but, yeah.
33:14We've made it, Ramesh.
33:15No, you have.
33:16I mean, listen, it's no North London forever, but good for you.
33:19How do you fancy chances against Jill?
33:21I just have to get on target, don't I?
33:23Absolutely.
33:24Yes, Ricky!
33:25Ricky!
33:26Good luck whenever you're ready.
33:28Oh, he's ready, Frank!
33:29Oh, Ricky!
33:30Oh, my God!
33:31He's beat you on!
33:32Oh, my God!
33:33Oh, my God!
33:34Oh!
33:36Oh, my God!
33:45Oh, my God!
33:46Oh, my God, Ricky!
33:47Oh, my God!
33:48Oh, my God!
33:49Oh, my God!
33:50Oh, my God!
33:51Oh, my God, Ricky!
33:52Oh, my God!
33:53Good luck, Ricky!
33:54That is a point for the blue team!
33:56Well done, Jill.
33:57The red team scored two points, and the blue team scored two points!
34:02Please, can you go wild and crazy for our pop star?
34:19Now it is time for our end game.
34:21Let's see what they're up against tonight.
34:24This is Fingertips 8.
34:26Each time they manage to get their glove to the ball, they will unlock the question.
34:30Now, after each question, the ball will move further away.
34:33At the end of their go, each team can win a massive five bonus points.
34:37If any of them can get a glove to the ball when it's in the top corner.
34:40Alexander, good to you?
34:41I've always said, you know, equality, inclusion, but this is...
34:45We don't need this inclusion.
34:48Red team, get yourselves in position, please.
34:51Go on, Red.
34:52That's OK.
34:53That's OK.
34:54That's OK.
34:59Chris, you looking forward to this?
35:00Mate, I'm not actually sure what it is.
35:02OK.
35:05Red team, you're in position.
35:06The starting distance is two metres.
35:08Your time starts after the whistle.
35:11Three, two, one, go!
35:13Yeah!
35:14What the...?
35:15Come on, guys!
35:16Come on, guys!
35:17Come on, guys!
35:34That was amazing.
35:35Listen, Red team, not only did you touch the ball, you gave us a show.
35:38OK, your first question that you've unlocked.
35:46Who was the only Lioness player to feature in both the 2009 and 2022 Euros final?
35:53Jewel's old, isn't it?
35:54Oh, thanks.
35:56Oh, Jewel.
35:57It is Jewel's spot.
35:58OK, let's increase the distance to 2.5 metres.
36:04On the whistle.
36:05Three, two, one, go!
36:15OK, here's your question, Red team.
36:17Whilst managing Chelsea, how many WSL titles did Emma Hayes win?
36:21Five.
36:22OK.
36:23It's seven.
36:24OK.
36:25Seven!
36:26Yeah.
36:27No, obviously, I've given you that you can't.
36:28What are you shouting for?
36:29We can't ever have a go.
36:30Well, not after I've said the answer, no.
36:32Let's increase the distance to 3 metres.
36:34Come on, Brookha!
36:35OK.
36:36This'll be massive.
36:37This'll be massive, and I'll lose my benefits.
36:38Oh, my God!
36:39Whenever you're ready, three, two, one, go!
36:40Go, Brookha!
36:41Yes!
36:42Yes!
36:43He touched that!
36:44No.
36:45He got a fingertips!
36:46No.
36:47VAR!
36:48VAR, let's get up on VAR.
36:49Chris, did he get it?
36:50No.
36:51No!
36:52No!
36:53No!
36:54No!
36:55No!
36:56He touched that!
36:57No.
36:58He got a fingertips!
36:59No.
37:00VAR!
37:01VAR, let's get up on VAR.
37:02Chris, did he get it?
37:03No.
37:04Oh, my...
37:05No, it's very close, isn't it?
37:06Jamie, you reckon you got that?
37:07Jamie, I've got this in me.
37:08You got it, mate.
37:09Come on, Jamie.
37:10Come on, Jamie.
37:11You can do it, Jamie.
37:12I believe in you.
37:13Yes!
37:14Yes!
37:15Yes!
37:16Yes!
37:17OK, red team, question three.
37:18Who is the Lionesses' all-time top goalscorer?
37:19Um, Ellen...
37:20Isn't it?
37:21Ellen White.
37:22It is Ellen White.
37:23Point to the red team.
37:24Yes!
37:25Let's increase the distance to 3.5 metres.
37:27Three, two, one, go!
37:29Come on, Jamie.
37:30Oh!
37:31I've got a touch.
37:32No, you didn't.
37:33Let's VAR.
37:34OK, red team, question three.
37:35Who is the Lionesses' all-time top goalscorer?
37:36Um, Ellen...
37:37Isn't it?
37:38Ellen White.
37:39Ellen White.
37:40It is Ellen White.
37:41Point to the red team.
37:42Yes!
37:43Let's increase the distance to 3.5 metres.
37:46Three, two, one, go!
37:48Come on, Jamie.
37:52Oh!
37:53Oh!
37:54Oh!
37:55I've got a touch.
37:56No, you didn't.
37:57Let's VAR, please.
38:03Unlocking red team, you scored two points!
38:08OK, blue team.
38:10Now, Chris, in order to help you out, we've got a sound ball that has a little rattle inside to help you out.
38:16Let's have a listen.
38:20OK, guys.
38:23So, Chris, I imagine that you know exactly where it is now.
38:26Jesus Christ.
38:28Is he supposed to use fucking sonar?
38:32Time starts when the whistle goes...
38:33Hang on, hang on, hang on.
38:34I need some help from my team-mates here.
38:36OK.
38:37Am I straight down here?
38:38Straight on.
38:39Straight down.
38:40And how far away is this?
38:41Two metres.
38:42Two metres, yeah.
38:43And it's about head eyes.
38:44It should be about there.
38:45Yeah.
38:46Yeah, it's in your head.
38:47Yeah.
38:48In your head.
38:49Yeah.
38:50I'm going that way.
38:51All right, good luck, Chris.
38:52Go on, Chris.
38:53Go on, Chris.
38:54Go on, Chris.
38:55Go on, Chris.
38:56Go on, Chris.
38:57Go on, Chris.
38:58Go on, Chris.
38:59Go on, Chris.
39:00Go on, Chris.
39:01Oh, my God.
39:02If he gets this, he's going to be lit.
39:03Yes!
39:04Yes!
39:05Yes!
39:06Yes!
39:07Yes!
39:08Yes!
39:09Yes!
39:10Yes!
39:11Yes!
39:12Chris, what is going on?
39:13Chris, unbelievable!
39:14Unbelievable!
39:15Unbelievable!
39:16Thank you, man.
39:17Unbelievable.
39:18Unbelievable.
39:19Chris, well done.
39:21Blue Team, your first question.
39:23Which team did Chloe Kelly have a season ticket for growing up?
39:27Oh, QPR.
39:28Is correct.
39:29Well done, Blue Team.
39:30Good job, Jill.
39:31Let's increase the distance to 2.5 metres.
39:36Three, two, one.
39:44Well done, Jill.
39:47Question number two.
39:48Who was the Lioness's previous permanent manager before Serena Wiegman?
39:52Phil Nemo.
39:53Is correct.
39:54Well done, Blue Team.
39:55Let's increase the distance to three metres.
40:01On the whistle.
40:02Three, two, one, go!
40:03What am I going to do?
40:04What am I going to do?
40:05We're going to be here.
40:06Let's have a look.
40:07He did touch it.
40:08I don't think he did.
40:09Yeah, he did.
40:10Yeah, he did.
40:11Yeah!
40:12OK, Blue Team, your third question.
40:13In which minute did Chloe Kelly score the winning goal against Germany in the 2022 Euros final?
40:25Oh, God.
40:26It's 116.
40:27110.
40:28Unbelievable.
40:29No!
40:30It's 110.
40:31Yeah!
40:32OK, let's increase the distance to three and a half metres.
40:36Come on, I need some crowd, come on.
40:37Yeah!
40:38Yeah!
40:39Woo!
40:40Woo!
40:41Woo!
40:42Woo!
40:43Woo!
40:44Woo!
40:45Woo!
40:46Woo!
40:47Woo!
40:48Woo!
40:49Woo!
40:50Woo!
40:51Woo!
40:52Woo!
40:53Woo!
40:54Woo!
40:55Woo!
40:56Blue Team, who is the only lioness to have more international caps than Jill?
41:00Oh, Farrah Williams.
41:01It's the correct answer.
41:02Well done, Blue Team.
41:03Well done.
41:04We're going to increase the distance to four metres.
41:08OK, Meeks, you are for giving this a go.
41:12Yeah.
41:13If you get this, you get five bonus points for the team.
41:15Five.
41:16Do I get a couple of chances?
41:17Give me two chances.
41:18Two chances.
41:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:20Two chances.
41:21Give it up for Michael Riggs, ladies and gentlemen.
41:22Go on, Meeks!
41:23Go on, Meeks!
41:24Go on!
41:25Go on, Meeks!
41:26Go on!
41:27Go on, Meeks!
41:28Go on, Meeks!
41:29Meeks!
41:30That was so close!
41:31What a...
41:32You've got it!
41:33You've got it!
41:38You've got it this time!
41:39OK, Meeks!
41:40Do you want to give it another go?
41:41Yeah!
41:42Yeah!
41:43Yeah!
41:44Woo!
41:45Woo!
41:46Woo!
41:47Woo!
41:48Woo!
41:49Woo!
41:50Woo!
41:51Woo!
41:52Woo!
41:53Woo!
41:54Woo!
41:55Woo!
41:56Woo!
41:57Woo!
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41:59Woo!
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42:27Woo!
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