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00:00The following program contains strong language and adult humor
00:11Very excited about tonight's show because one of my guests is well, I guess you describe him as a
00:16Bit of a bad boy sort of quite outspoken
00:20It's a small kind of dangerous package of a man. I'm very much an alpha male. I'd say you're talking about me
00:27Yeah, yeah, Josh, of course, I'm talking to me
00:31Hello
00:51Hello, I'm Romish Dragon A from Mrs. The League of the Road and it's fight night
00:56Let's meet the teams joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards in the blue corner. It's a comedian who looks like Tyson Fury
01:01If he'd stopped boxing and done a b-tech in leisure and tourism
01:09And alongside Jamie Redknapp on the red team, it's the hardest man in podcasting the Devon destroyer. It's Josh Whittacombe
01:19And joining them tonight
01:23He's a food-loving UFC star who loves smashing pizzas and people in the face. It's Paddy the baddie
01:31Yeah
01:33Come on! Come here, lad. Come here, lad.
01:52How are you, mate? How are you, Romesh? Good?
01:55Yeah, very good, thank you. Thanks for coming on.
01:57Now, listen, obviously, you're a global star in UFC,
02:00one of the most brutal sports on the planet.
02:02So I want to start with the obvious question.
02:04What's the deal with a haircut?
02:07What's the story?
02:08It was the fashion in Liverpool at the time, lad.
02:10We all grew out of here, you know what I mean?
02:12Everyone had massive hairdos and I just never grew out of it.
02:15Yeah, no, I mean, I like it, I love it. I think it's really good.
02:19Rom, you've basically gone for the same haircut yourself.
02:24Tom, you're a big fan of Paddy, aren't you?
02:26Massive, massive fan of Paddy, love him.
02:28Good for the sport, big UFC fan. Thank you very much.
02:30Great to watch.
02:31How much would you love to have a head of hair like Paddy's?
02:34I'd just like to have hair.
02:37Well, listen, Tom, we like to make dreams come true on this show,
02:40so I've got something for you.
02:41I want to give you the opportunity...
02:43APPLAUSE
02:44Good luck to you.
02:45This is...
02:46This is actually an honour.
02:48There we go, we're doing a picture now.
02:49APPLAUSE
02:50You look like dark off Waynesville.
02:52LAUGHTER
02:53I like it.
02:54You look like my first girlfriend.
02:55LAUGHTER
02:56Your first girlfriend ever been?
02:57Yeah.
02:58Really?
02:59I think I dated her as well.
03:00Uh, Paddy, so can you just talk us through a little bit, but how is it you actually get a win in UFC? What are the ways that you can win a fight?
03:08Three different ways to win.
03:09Knockout, or TKO.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Submission, so you either tap to the submission or you choke them unconscious.
03:14What?!
03:15You choke them unconscious?
03:16Yeah, standard.
03:17What the fuck is this sport?
03:18LAUGHTER
03:19It's kind of weird, like, modern-day gladiators, you could say.
03:21Do you know what modern-day gladiators is?
03:22Gladiators.
03:23LAUGHTER
03:24And obviously decision is the other way.
03:25You can win by DQ as well, but no-one wants to win by that.
03:26So, I mean, obviously, I don't know if you got picked up, but Josh isn't entirely sure about the sport.
03:28Would you mind demonstrating that you're a DKO?
03:29Yeah.
03:30You're a DKO?
03:31Yeah.
03:32Submission, so they either tap to the submission or you choke them unconscious.
03:33What?!
03:34You choke them unconscious?
03:35Yeah, standard.
03:36What the fuck is this sport?
03:37LAUGHTER
03:38Like, modern-day gladiators, you could say.
03:39You know what modern-day gladiators is?
03:40Gladiators.
03:41And obviously decision is the other way.
03:42You can win by DQ as well, but no-one wants to win by that.
03:45So, I mean, obviously, I don't know if you got picked up, but Josh isn't entirely sure about the sport.
03:53Would you mind demonstrating a choke?
03:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:56Would you like to see Josh?
03:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:00Paddy, do you mind...?
04:02No, no, you can't tap that before, right?
04:04Paddy, do you mind coming out?
04:05I'm tapping it out.
04:06Just show us, Paddy, what we'd have to do.
04:07We could show you properly and put you unconscious.
04:09Yeah, that'd be amazing.
04:10Well, let's not...
04:11Yeah!
04:12And actually, this could be your first ever fight against Paddy Pimlet.
04:19Well, one thought Paddy the baddie.
04:21And the joke would be on you, cos what if I win?
04:24It's funny you say that, Josh, cos, Paddy, I don't want to upset you,
04:27but Josh actually sent me a voice note about it.
04:29No, I didn't.
04:30Oh, hey, Romesh, this is Josh Widdicombe.
04:32You know Josh Widdicombe from Last Leg and Parenting Hell?
04:35I just want to say, I thought on League of Their Own you've got Paddy Pimlet.
04:39Absolutely hate that prick.
04:41That's not me!
04:43That is you!
04:44That's you!
04:45That's not me!
04:46Of course!
04:47I wouldn't say this is Josh Widdicombe to Romesh.
04:49Listen to this bit.
04:50This is pretty bad.
04:51Paddy the baddie.
04:52More like Paddy the pussy.
04:54Oh, wow!
04:56I didn't think it was me, but it's as funny as me.
04:59Who wants to see it?
05:00Yeah, let's see it.
05:01Yeah!
05:02Paddy, do you mind just doing a little bit?
05:03Don't choke him out completely.
05:04Oh, cheers, Rom!
05:05Just, oh, don't kill me!
05:06I won't proper squeeze it like I would in a fight.
05:08I'll just...
05:09Semi, just like Poppy's head like a pimple.
05:10Go on, let's...
05:11Okay, come on, let's...
05:12So you're saying you're not going to kill me fast, you're going to kill me slowly?
05:13No, it's alright, you can just stay there.
05:14It's like I'm on your back.
05:15Yeah, one hand goes under.
05:16Can I take your glasses off?
05:17It's not going to make a difference, your glasses, lad.
05:18Do you want to be able to see properly as you lose consciousness?
05:19Is that what...?
05:20One hand comes underneath.
05:21Oh, my God.
05:22Grab your own visor.
05:23What?!
05:24This hand goes behind.
05:25Fucking hell!
05:26Just like that.
05:27Just like that.
05:28Just like Poppy's head like a pimple.
05:29Go on, let's...
05:30So you're saying you're not going to kill me fast, you're going to kill me slowly?
05:32No, it's alright, you can just stay there.
05:33It's like I'm on your back.
05:34Can I take my glasses off?
05:35Oh, my God.
05:36Grab your own visor.
05:37What?!
05:38This hand goes behind.
05:39Fucking hell!
05:42Just like that.
05:43Oh, this is real!
05:50But you've got to...
05:51But when someone's got you like Paddy, you've got to tap out, right?
05:54Oh, yeah.
05:55The first thing you do, right, isn't go, are you alright?
05:57It's check the technique with Paddy.
05:59I almost just died!
06:01That genuinely was so much worse than I thought it was going to be.
06:05I could take that.
06:06I could take that.
06:07No, that's not that bad.
06:08Go on, let's see what I do!
06:09Come on, let's see what I do!
06:14Just make sure you tap, please.
06:15I don't want to put you to sleep.
06:16Alright.
06:17Make sure you tap.
06:18Sounds.
06:19Shall we have a look?
06:20Over, dear.
06:21Come on, Paddy!
06:22Come on, Paddy!
06:23Come on, Paddy!
06:24Come on, Paddy!
06:25Come on!
06:26Oh, my God!
06:28Oh, my God!
06:29Minute!
06:30Oh, my God!
06:31Minute!
06:32Minute!
06:33Oh, my God!
06:34How was that, mate?
06:35My windpipe's gone!
06:36It's all for you, but do you know what?
06:38For the record, only one of us tapped out.
06:39One of us tapped out.
06:42Let's go.
06:48OK, let's crack on with round one.
06:49This question is for you, blue team.
06:51Have a look at this.
06:54Let's get Robbie to Rumble!
07:00They're watching a landing tree.
07:01Again, they're left off from him.
07:04Mean Molly McCann tonight.
07:07That's for the elbow.
07:09Oh, no way!
07:11What a way to answer your critics!
07:17So, there you saw Canelo Alvarez, Molly Meeble McCann, and Anthony Joshua.
07:32All great fighters, but I want you to match them to their surprising food-related facts.
07:37Who used to work in an ice cream van?
07:39Who's so tight that they won't let their dinner dates order starters?
07:42And who celebrated a win by eating 50 McNuggets in bed?
07:46Jill, what are your first thoughts?
07:48Fifty?
07:49Fifty, yeah.
07:50That's light work.
07:51I'll go 100 Nuggets I think I could eat.
07:53LAUGHTER
07:54Now, Tom, you're looking incredible now, if you don't mind.
07:56Thank you, thank you.
07:57Really good.
07:59What was he looking like before?
08:00I'll tell you, 26 stone, baby.
08:01Bloody hell!
08:03How much have you lost, Thomas?
08:04Well, when he was 26 stone, he lost his wife.
08:06LAUGHTER
08:07LAUGHTER
08:08LAUGHTER
08:09LAUGHTER
08:11APPLAUSE
08:13LAUGHTER
08:15APPLAUSE
08:16My guy!
08:17My guy!
08:18No, but listen, you genuinely are looking incredible.
08:21Back in the day, though, I hope you don't mind me saying you were no stranger to a bit of a food binge.
08:24Oh, mate, yeah.
08:25So, what's the biggest you ever went?
08:26Er, I used to be addicted.
08:28There was a...
08:29In Chinatown, in London, there used to be an all-you-can-eat buffet.
08:31It was $4.99.
08:32You could go there and eat everything.
08:34$4.99?
08:35That must have been shite.
08:37LAUGHTER
08:39Yeah, it wasn't high-end catering.
08:40And I used to go there, I was working on the sites, $4.99, good place to go and eat all you can.
08:45And I used to fill up, man.
08:46Anyway, I'd ask this girl out for a date, really liked her.
08:49That's the least believable bit of this story.
08:51LAUGHTER
08:55Well, no, it's the only restaurant I knew in London.
08:58She said, do you know anywhere around here?
08:59I went, I've got just the place.
09:00LAUGHTER
09:01So, we were outside queuing to get into this restaurant.
09:04And she went, is it nice?
09:05And I went, oh, yeah, it's all-you-can-eat.
09:07What, and had a queue?
09:09$4.99, all-you-can-eat had a queue.
09:11Yeah, it was a...
09:12Yeah, but to be fair, he's paying for her, so that's $9.98.
09:16LAUGHTER
09:17I'll give him a ten, I won't ask any change.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:20And we get to the front of the queue and the woman there,
09:22she looked at me with a real stare and she went,
09:24you only go up once.
09:26LAUGHTER
09:27And then she shouted to all of the waiters,
09:28he only goes up once.
09:30Do you know it's weird, Tom,
09:31when you tell me the story backstage, you did the accent.
09:33LAUGHTER
09:34LAUGHTER
09:35I figure I'm tickling around being cancelled.
09:38It was all about it, didn't it?
09:40I'm not going to lie, I was very, very close.
09:43And I could see Josh willing me to do it.
09:45Do you know what?
09:46Didn't you go to Caribbean restaurants?
09:48LAUGHTER
09:49It'd be some start to the show with it too dead
09:52and he's just been cancelled.
09:54LAUGHTER
09:55APPLAUSE
09:57So what about Molly McCann?
09:58Paddy, you're close with Molly, obviously.
10:00How did she get the nickname The Meatball?
10:02Yeah, she used to work in Subway, didn't she?
10:05Like, she used to...
10:06She did.
10:07LAUGHTER
10:08She used to do a night shift in Subway, lad,
10:11and then come in the gym the next morning
10:13and you could smell the remnants of meatballs on her.
10:16LAUGHTER
10:17Yeah.
10:18We thought Tom worked at Subway for a while,
10:19but it was just his...
10:20It was just his natural musk.
10:22LAUGHTER
10:23We've actually got a picture of Molly working in Subway.
10:25There she is.
10:26LAUGHTER
10:27No, she actually has done that before, like, no shit.
10:29Yeah, yeah.
10:30She used to dress up as Subman,
10:31which coincidentally was Mix's nickname at Man City.
10:34LAUGHTER
10:35Wow!
10:36Wow!
10:37Wow!
10:38Wow!
10:39Wow!
10:40Whoa!
10:41LAUGHTER
10:42That's actually...
10:44Why do we not look at his happy with himself?
10:46LAUGHTER
10:47Laughing at his own jokes.
10:48What a twat.
10:49LAUGHTER
10:50LAUGHTER
10:51Now, Paddy, your love of food
10:53has actually earned a reputation for your extreme cuts
10:55to get down to fighting weight.
10:56Let's have a look at this transformation.
10:58Um, it's...
10:59Ah, yes.
11:00That's incredible.
11:01I would argue your wife has had a bigger transformation.
11:03LAUGHTER
11:04APPLAUSE
11:10Now, lads.
11:12Have you got something in your pocket,
11:14or are you just really excited to be that way?
11:16LAUGHTER
11:17On the...
11:18Oh, dear, on that one.
11:19Yeah, yeah.
11:20Just buzzing, you might pick up.
11:21Dad had a loath of comments on it about that, to be fair.
11:23Oh, I didn't.
11:24Well, don't worry, it's not that big.
11:25LAUGHTER
11:26I want some love of you.
11:28LAUGHTER
11:29Uh, what do you eat just before a fight?
11:31Do you eat just right up to your fight,
11:32or how do you treat a fight?
11:33Eh, yeah, in the last fight,
11:34I was sitting in the back eating, erm,
11:36some jellies.
11:37Just eating a little bit of...
11:38Just to keep you going.
11:39A little bit of cards, yeah.
11:40Right, right, right.
11:41Um, Josh, what do you do to prepare for a big gig?
11:43LAUGHTER
11:44LAUGHTER
11:46I don't know why that was a funny question.
11:48LAUGHTER
11:51When I'm on tour, I take my own duvet and pillow.
11:54LAUGHTER
11:55Yeah, I...
11:56Cos I've got a bad neck, I have to take...
11:58Particularly now.
11:59I have to take my own pillow around with me.
12:01Yeah, yeah.
12:02And it's got its own plastic carry case with a handle.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Well...
12:06He really is a tragic bastard.
12:07We've actually...
12:08We've actually got a picture of your pre-gig set-up.
12:10Have a look at this.
12:11LAUGHTER
12:13Oh, it's the mattress yours as well.
12:15That's an inflatable mattress.
12:16Yeah.
12:17You take that as well?
12:18Yeah, they don't provide that.
12:19I'm not made of money.
12:20Yeah.
12:21Gives you an idea of the level that Josh is touring at.
12:23Look at that room.
12:24He looks like he's about to get up and do a video and go,
12:26Please tell my children I'm OK.
12:28LAUGHTER
12:29If you could just meet the demands, they will release me.
12:32Do you know what?
12:33It is quite showbiz.
12:34Cos I didn't inflate the mattress myself,
12:36I got my tour manager to do it.
12:37Oh, wow.
12:38And...
12:39Is that a kid's bed?
12:40No, it's a...
12:41LAUGHTER
12:43No, it's a lilo.
12:44Look, you can see I've put the bottle of water next to it for scale.
12:48LAUGHTER
12:49When I came in...
12:50Is that a bluey duvet?
12:51What?
12:52Is that a bluey duvet?
12:53What is the pattern on that duvet?
12:54Is that a bluey duvet?
12:55No, it's not a bluey duvet.
12:57Looks like flowers.
12:59It does, it really does.
13:00What's the deal?
13:01What's the deal?
13:02I just bought a cheap duvet.
13:03Sorry, your issue is that I haven't got a cool enough duvet cover.
13:06I told you.
13:07I don't think if you're going to show off about having a bed in your dress.
13:10I'm not showing off!
13:11He brought up the picture!
13:12You clearly said that around the group.
13:14I don't want...
13:15I'm not in any group!
13:16I'm not in any group!
13:17Uh...
13:18The group is...
13:19There is a group.
13:20It's called Tragic Virgins.
13:21LAUGHTER
13:26I'm going to go for a double,
13:28but then I thought...
13:29What's the point?
13:30I'm Josh.
13:31LAUGHTER
13:33Well, it's quite presumptuous to get to a gig
13:35and then start pumping up a double bed.
13:38LAUGHTER
13:39Just want to see what might happen before the gig.
13:41LAUGHTER
13:42Tom, you had any food-related jobs?
13:43Yeah, actually, I was a kitchen porter for a little while.
13:45What?
13:46Yeah, I was a kitchen porter.
13:47Like, pot wash.
13:48What was that?
13:49Light washing up and shit.
13:50In, like, quite a high...
13:51A place called De Connort in London.
13:53Oh, that is...
13:54That is...
13:55And I'll tell you something that was great,
13:56is at the end of the day,
13:57you'd be the last person there,
13:58so you'd be able to steal, like,
13:59some of the fish and the meat and sell it down the pub.
14:02LAUGHTER
14:05Stealing.
14:06And the head chef beat me with a lobster.
14:08LAUGHTER
14:09He went...
14:10He was French.
14:11He went,
14:12You disgust me, you thief!
14:13You did!
14:14And he started whipping me with a lobster.
14:15I felt...
14:16And then, er...
14:17What did the Chinese person work in there for?
14:18LAUGHTER
14:19LAUGHTER
14:20APPLAUSE
14:27OK, blue team, I need an answer from you.
14:29Who used to work in an ice cream van?
14:31Who's so tight that they won't let their dinner dates
14:33all the starters?
14:34And who celebrated a title win by eating 50 McNuggets in bed?
14:37Oh, man.
14:38I think Canelo worked in an ice cream van.
14:40Almost be definite he worked in an ice cream van.
14:42By the way, Molly's an absolute saint, Molly.
14:44Molly's letting you have a start all the day.
14:45Yeah, I think she'd let you have a start and me and dessert.
14:48That's what I'm saying.
14:49Do you know what it is, you?
14:50OK.
14:51I can tell you that Canelo Alvarez
14:52used to work in an ice cream van.
14:54Molly McCann celebrated a title win by 50 McNuggets.
14:56And Anthony Joshua won't let dinner dates all the time.
14:58Yes!
14:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:00Yes!
15:01Well done, blue team.
15:02You scored three points.
15:03Good job, Jamie.
15:04APPLAUSE
15:17Paddy, talking of food, you broke a record
15:18at one of your favourite restaurants, didn't you?
15:20Yeah.
15:21Chicken Wing Challenge, Wing Wednesday.
15:22Wing Wednesday.
15:23And how many did you get through?
15:2446, I think it was.
15:25Wow!
15:2646.
15:27That's 23 chickens that can't even wave at their mates anymore.
15:30LAUGHTER
15:31Mace, you're also a big fan of a chicken wing, aren't you?
15:36What about you say that?
15:37I know what you're getting at.
15:39It's not what you think.
15:40It's because you're black.
15:41LAUGHTER
15:43LAUGHTER
15:48But listen, Paddy and Micah's chicken wing life gave me
15:51an idea for a game.
15:52Both teams are up for this.
15:53Go and get ready.
15:54This is Wing of Fire.
15:56FIREBALL!
16:05I wanted to see who the true king of the wing is,
16:07Paddy or Micah.
16:08To settle it, we're doing a good old-fashioned eating contest.
16:11Whoever eats the most spicy chicken wings will bag their team
16:14a massive bonus point.
16:15Let's welcome back our competitors.
16:17From Leeds, it's the plucky underdog, Micah Richards.
16:20And from Liverpool, it's the reigning champion, Paddy the Baddy!
16:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:26All right, take a seat, guys. Get your bibs on.
16:28We've got some gloves for you as well,
16:30cos that'll be a nightmare when you take a piss later,
16:32if you don't know what to do.
16:33LAUGHTER
16:34LAUGHTER
16:35Now, lad, if you wear gloves, I'm going to give you some stick, you know.
16:38Oh, oh, oh, say something cool back!
16:39Say something cool back!
16:40I'm going to wear gloves.
16:42Come on, come on.
16:43Child.
16:44It's a very girly thing to do.
16:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:46Oi!
16:47Look at your ed!
16:48Ha, ha, ha.
16:49Tom will probably just hold your penis later, anyway, if you need a wig.
16:50LAUGHTER
16:51Well, you know what? As a cut man, I'm there for you.
16:53If you need me to hold your penis later, I'm there for you.
17:08Ha!
17:09OK, you've each got much hands on them,
17:13To hold your penis later on there for you
17:15Okay, you've each got plates of the spiciest wings our health and safety department would let us use
17:20Can you please take the cloches off, please? Yeah, okay, so there's your wings just to let you know they are vegan
17:33I'm not doing vegan wings
17:35Vegan wings. What are they made out of?
17:37You can't call it a chicken wing if it's not a chicken
17:39It's a chicken
17:43It's
17:45Chicken
17:47Let me take care of the chance. I said we're getting paid big big money for this you go eat them
17:50I'm highly disappointed on the line. You can't let him beat you. Okay. Do you know that you're looking at this season on the show aren't you?
17:56No, just it is
18:03But listen, they are very spicy they are made of jackfruit you found a jackfruit. I'm vegetarian and even I think that's lame
18:10Shut up
18:12Shut up
18:14Don't applaud
18:16And this is oat milk isn't it
18:18It is oat milk
18:20Is this really oat milk? It's not oat milk
18:22It is oat milk
18:24I was like what the fuck's wrong with that milk
18:26And now it's all fallen into place
18:28Ramesh has got too much power
18:31How are you with spice mix they're quite spicy these wings
18:34No, I'm good normally with spice
18:36Okay, don't like the spice boys, but yeah, I'm good
18:38Oh
18:40Zing
18:42Nice fella
18:44Okay, whoever eats the most wings gets the bonus point
18:46What the hell?
18:48Oh, these are my new Charlesies
18:50Jesus
18:52You know what in my head that was gonna hit Ramesh and it's backfired
18:54Normally you only see scenes like that on Josh's Lilo in the dressing room
18:58Oh
19:04Okay, whoever eats the most wings gets the bonus point
19:06We'll stop for a milk break it is oat milk
19:08It's round one off you go
19:10Go
19:12Come on Michael
19:14Come on
19:16Come on
19:18That's one from Paddy
19:20Go on Paddy
19:22That's two from Meeks
19:24Go on
19:26That's right
19:28That's right
19:30Wow
19:31That's right
19:32That's right
19:33Go on John
19:34Come on John
19:39Okay, that is
19:40That is
19:41He's a fucking disgusting
19:47Oh no
19:48He spat it out
19:49Oh my god
19:50He spat it out
19:51I don't have a point to eat any more of them
19:54Milk milk
19:55Stop talking
19:56Stop talking
19:57Oh my god
19:58How the fuck are you vegan lads?
20:07He's gone
20:08He's gonna tap out
20:09He's gonna tap
20:10He's tapping
20:11Oh no
20:12He's alright
20:13He's good
20:14He's good
20:15He's good
20:16He's good
20:17You're alright
20:18You're alright
20:19No he's tapping out
20:20Can I just let you behind the scenes a little bit
20:21We talked about how spicy you wanted the wings to be
20:24And Meek said
20:25I'm Caribbean make it as hot as you like
20:27And now
20:29You look like you're about to shit a kidney
20:32Oh he's gone
20:33He's tapping out
20:34Look how sweat he's got on his face
20:36He's fine
20:37He's fine
20:38No he's gone
20:39He's out
20:40He looks like he's melting
20:42Oh my god
20:43That is fucking unreal
20:44I mean you're alright
20:45Are they that hot?
20:46Jay have a try on this
20:47I'm not going to do that
20:48Oh shit
20:49What's wrong?
20:50They hurt
20:51You're right
20:52I think I've shit meself
20:53I think I've shit meself
20:54I think he's hot
20:55I think he's hot
20:56What's wrong?
20:57They hurt
20:58You're right
20:59I think I've shit meself
21:00I think he had a heart
21:02I think he had a heart
21:07Oh my fucking hell
21:08Fuck
21:09Fuck
21:10Fuck
21:11Oh my god
21:12Give me the big
21:14Give me a big
21:15Ah
21:16I mean
21:18But hey
21:19Listen
21:20Worry about your man
21:21He's sweating. He's alright. I just can't believe I got wet around six guys
21:32Let's go again. I'm ready. I'm back. He's back. I'm back! What a comeback!
21:36Let's do it. Please see many advice from me. Just go for it. Look, this is your rocky moment.
21:51You're down a round, but you can take this back and you can win. I believe in you. He's all around. He's winning.
21:57You're better in.
21:59Are you on of that one?
22:01Oh, he's carried away.
22:04Red team, any motivational words for Paddy?
22:07He took a bit of a hit, but he's coming back.
22:09This round, this is your round champ.
22:11Trying and pretend it's chicken, even though it's not unlikely.
22:13OK, it's time for round two. Good luck.
22:16Come on, Paddy! Come on, Paddy! Come on, Paddy!
22:20Come on, Paddy. Come on, Paddy.
22:22Come on, my guy. Come on, my guy.
22:25Light work, baby! Light work!
22:30That's right!
22:31That's right!
22:32That's right!
22:33Come on, Paddy!
22:34Come on, Paddy!
22:35Come on, Paddy!
22:36Come on, Paddy!
22:41OK, I can declare that by unanimous decision,
22:44with an unbelievable four wings, the winner is...
22:46Michael Richards!
22:51Give me your hand over the belt, please.
22:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:01So, at the end of that round, the blue team are in the league!
23:04Yeah!
23:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:06This question is for you, Red Team. Have a look at this.
23:21And that's Bernardo Silva!
23:25Finished off beautifully by Bernardo Silva!
23:30That is a glorious goal!
23:34Spokes by Alexander-Arnold.
23:36And he's made the most of it!
23:41It's Fernandes!
23:43Bruno Fernandes ignites it!
23:46He is the main man for Manchester United!
23:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:52So there you saw Trent Alexander-Arnold,
23:54Dino Fernandes and Bernardo Silva.
23:56All three are tough competitors,
23:58but I want to know about their softer sides.
24:00Who bonded with a team-mate over a Harry Potter movie marathon?
24:04Who kept his Christmas tree up all year for good luck?
24:06And whose childhood nickname was Little Onion?
24:08I was actually nicknamed after food as well.
24:11At least, I think that's why they were calling me
24:12a chocolate brownie curry face.
24:13LAUGHTER
24:14LAUGHTER
24:15LAUGHTER
24:16LAUGHTER
24:21LAUGHTER
24:23Paddy, do you have a softer side?
24:25Yeah, I have a much softer side.
24:27Yeah?
24:28What sort of stuff makes you sort of sad,
24:30what makes you emotional?
24:31I cry watching films and all,
24:32stuff like that, lad.
24:33Yeah?
24:34Like, watched The Lion King with the babies last week, lad,
24:36when Mufasa dies, lad,
24:38if you don't shed a tear,
24:39you're a cold-hearted man.
24:41LAUGHTER
24:42I'm with you, baby.
24:43Cheers for spoiling it, mate.
24:44I was watching it next week.
24:45LAUGHTER
24:48I actually think you're a bit of a softy,
24:50I can see you've got a soft side to you.
24:51And, lad, sometimes I cry when adverts come on, lad,
24:53if they're emotional ones.
24:55I cry, I cry at adverts.
24:57There's a really, there's that really sad one
24:58with, like, the old man and he's all dodgery
25:00and then he goes,
25:01air-cooled memory foam.
25:03LAUGHTER
25:04LAUGHTER
25:05LAUGHTER
25:08APPLAUSE
25:13Josh, what was the last thing that made you cry?
25:15Last time I saw you got a new TV show,
25:17that hit me quite hard.
25:18LAUGHTER
25:19I'd get used to that, mate.
25:21LAUGHTER
25:23I have, mate, I fucking have.
25:24You're going to be sobbing quite a lot.
25:27LAUGHTER
25:31So annoying when someone's getting more from the crowd
25:33doing your voice.
25:34LAUGHTER
25:39Paddy, we've actually got a clip of you
25:40showing off your softer side.
25:42Hello, look, eh, it's...
25:44Me dog's just had, like, a sloppy outside.
25:46I was just wondering if we got some water,
25:47I don't want to leave it outside.
25:48Is that Paddy the bathroom?
25:51LAUGHTER
25:52It is.
25:53I'm, like, five minutes away from home.
25:54Erm, don't worry, I'll clean it.
25:56Right.
25:57You sure?
25:58I just...
25:59I feel...
26:00I feel terrible.
26:01Know what I mean?
26:02No, sure, I...
26:03It's just...
26:04I can't even pick it up with the poo bag.
26:06Know what I mean?
26:07Don't worry, I'll clean it when I get in.
26:09Sir, thank you very much once again.
26:12I'm sorry about that.
26:13APPLAUSE
26:18Can I say, er...
26:19Paddy, word of advice,
26:20always carry a straw.
26:22LAUGHTER
26:27Paddy, that was actually really sweet of you.
26:28That is so sweet.
26:29That's really nice.
26:30I feel like welling up listening to that.
26:32LAUGHTER
26:33I just want to ask one quick question.
26:34Are you OK, Mix?
26:35I feel like that dog.
26:37LAUGHTER
26:38You're all concussed.
26:41LAUGHTER
26:42I might have to go for his shit.
26:44LAUGHTER
26:45APPLAUSE
26:48Josh, how would you have reacted
26:49if Paddy had run your doorbell
26:51in the middle of the night?
26:52Beating the shit out of him.
26:53LAUGHTER
26:54Choke hold?
26:55Choke hold, yeah.
26:56LAUGHTER
26:57Now, Paddy, you named Bruno Fernandes
26:59as the player you'd most like to fight.
27:01LAUGHTER
27:03LAUGHTER
27:04What is...
27:05What is your problem with Bruno?
27:07First and foremost, he plays for Man United.
27:09Right.
27:10And he just looks like a rat.
27:11LAUGHTER
27:12Looks...
27:13Looks like Rats of Chewy, you've seen the cartoon.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Well, let's see what he's got to say for himself.
27:20Please give it up for Bruno Fernandes!
27:22LAUGHTER
27:23That's what I'm talking about.
27:24LAUGHTER
27:25Apparently, Paddy, Bruno's such a nice guy,
27:29he bought Christmas presents for all the club staff
27:31at Man United.
27:32Does that change your mind about that?
27:33No, Eddie goes up in my estimation for that, like.
27:35But if United got any staff left, then they all get sacked.
27:37LAUGHTER
27:38LAUGHTER
27:39APPLAUSE
27:43Uh, talking of Christmas, Josh, tell me,
27:45is this guy a fan of Santa?
27:47LAUGHTER
27:50Oh, Josh, I love you so much.
27:51This is you on the Christmas Strictly.
27:53That was me on the Christmas Strictly.
27:54I'm going to take a wild guess
27:56and say that you managed to avoid the Strictly curse.
27:59LAUGHTER
28:12Uh, Paddy, do you think...
28:13Could you see yourself ever doing Strictly in the future?
28:15No.
28:16Wouldn't.
28:17No, I'd do it, but I wouldn't be allowed.
28:19My wife would stab me.
28:21LAUGHTER
28:22Why?
28:23She's already told me,
28:24there's no way you are ever doing Strictly.
28:26Josh, is there a feeling, like, of, like, flirting
28:28and sort of...
28:29Was your missus all right with it?
28:30Like, genuinely, because...
28:31What, when I was doing the Charleston dress like that?
28:32What, have you got a missus?
28:33LAUGHTER
28:34LAUGHTER
28:35LAUGHTER
28:36LAUGHTER
28:37LAUGHTER
28:38APPLAUSE
28:39Have you?
28:40Yeah!
28:41APPLAUSE
28:42Why have you got a single inflatable bed, Denny?
28:44Is both that small?
28:45LAUGHTER
28:46LAUGHTER
28:47Uh, now, Paddy, it's fair to say
28:49you're not a fan of any of these players, are you?
28:51Oh, no.
28:52What about Trent, Paddy?
28:53You don't like him?
28:54Oh, no.
28:55I mean, surely...
28:56Please, please.
28:57Don't start.
28:58What are you going to say?
28:59You're going to say something on the wind-up here, aren't you?
29:00No, I'm not.
29:01I'm not.
29:02I just, you know...
29:03You can't blame him for wanting to move to a bigger club.
29:05That's...
29:06That's all I'm saying.
29:07I thought you were going to say something worse than that.
29:08Sorry, no.
29:09Erm...
29:10Now everyone knows how I feel about Trent, lads,
29:12know what I mean?
29:13He betrayed his boyhood club,
29:14who'd done everything for him,
29:15made his life what it is today,
29:16and he's went to Real Madrid thinking he's going to be the next David Beckham,
29:19and now he's warming the bench up for Carver Hall.
29:21It's poetic justice at its finest.
29:27Er, Jamie, we're talking about people that Paddy hates.
29:30Yeah.
29:31But you're such a lovable, nice guy.
29:32I can't imagine you hating anyone.
29:33I'm a nice guy, yeah.
29:34I don't hate many people.
29:35I don't hate anyone.
29:36No, I'm good.
29:37I...
29:38I, erm...
29:39Look, don't know.
29:40People might get on my nerves,
29:41but Paddy's opinions, like,
29:42are not expressed by everybody on Sky Sports.
29:44Stop being so nice, Jamie.
29:46Just be honest.
29:47You don't you like.
29:48I'm honestly Paddy, right?
29:50I'm good.
29:51I'm good with everyone.
29:52You're lying.
29:53You're lying.
29:54You're lying.
29:55David Beckham.
29:56What?
29:57You had the rivalry when he was younger.
30:00You know, Liverpool, Man United.
30:02Yeah, but that was a long time ago.
30:04Who was better looking?
30:06Who had the better missus?
30:08Wow.
30:09Who was a better footballer?
30:11Who won stuff?
30:13And he had a knighthood.
30:14Yeah.
30:15Yeah, so was Jimmy Savile.
30:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:24Whoa.
30:25Wow.
30:26Listen, mate.
30:27I'm not begging for...
30:28I wouldn't want a knighthood if you gave it to me.
30:30Oh, come on, mate.
30:31You'd be sniffing around if you could get one.
30:33Would you want a knighthood?
30:34What are your accolades?
30:35Come on.
30:36What have you got?
30:37I've got the double.
30:38What's a double?
30:39Haircut of the year.
30:40And rear of the year.
30:42Seriously.
30:43That's a double.
30:45Have some of that.
30:46Smash hits haircut of the year, by the way.
30:48Smash hits.
30:49Yeah.
30:50For the people that know.
30:51What year was that?
30:521997.
30:53Peak year.
30:54That would have been 1975, 1976.
30:56You'd love haircut of the year, you prick.
30:57You'd love haircut of the year, you prick.
31:06OK, Red Team, we need an answer, please.
31:08Who bonded with a teammate over Harry Potter?
31:10Who kept his Christmas tree up all year for luck?
31:12And whose childhood nickname was Little Onion?
31:14Little Onion is going to be...
31:15Yeah, it's got to be Bernard or Silver.
31:17Right, so I'm going with you, OK.
31:19They're both younger,
31:20so I'm guessing that they would be the Harry Potter one sense,
31:22because he's younger than the other two, isn't he?
31:24Yeah.
31:25Well, I can't tell you that Trent Alexander-Arnold
31:26bonded with Aaron Ramsdell over Harry Potter movie marathons.
31:29Bruno Fernandes' nickname is Little Onion,
31:31and Bernard or Silver kept his Christmas tree up
31:33all year round for luck.
31:34Well done, Red Team.
31:35You've scored one point.
31:44Now, Paddy, you're obviously one of the hardest people in the country,
31:46but based on looks alone,
31:48which team do you think is the hardest?
31:50I'm not going to lie,
31:51I think Meeks and Tom would smash the pair of your heads in.
31:55What about Jill?
31:56I think Jill would take Josh all day.
31:58And probably Joe.
31:59By the way, her leg's been doing this since...
32:02I'm just getting ready.
32:03Yeah.
32:04It's a weird decision, Tom,
32:06to demonstrate what Jill's leg's been doing under the table
32:08by demonstrating that also under the table.
32:11LAUGHTER
32:16LAUGHTER
32:17You are lovely.
32:18Split under the table.
32:19OK, well, we are going to find out
32:21who's the toughest team in this next game,
32:23because this is You've Got The Power.
32:25APPLAUSE
32:32We're about to find out which team is the hardest.
32:34Players from each team will take it in turns
32:36to unleash hell on our human punch bag,
32:38which is me.
32:39Unfortunately, I'm the only person not on a team,
32:41so I can be impartial,
32:42but I've been assured that I'm thoroughly padded
32:44so it won't hurt.
32:45Could you please raise me up?
32:54OK, I'm up now.
32:55All right, Paddy?
32:56Would you like to do a quick test,
32:57but take it easy?
32:58Go ahead, Paddy, lad.
32:59Is that all he's being lifted?
33:00Just a little tester.
33:01Oh, fuck.
33:02That doesn't hurt, that.
33:03Ugh.
33:04They've seen how much padding you've got?
33:05Yeah, I'll show you.
33:06I'll kick it.
33:07No, no, no!
33:08Oh!
33:11You just smashed my own hands into my testicles.
33:14OK.
33:15We're going to have three match-ups.
33:17Players from each team will take it in turns to punch me.
33:20Is this real?
33:22Whoever hits me the hardest will get a point for their team.
33:25OK, let's play.
33:26First up, it's Josh and Jill.
33:27You can take the padding off for this one.
33:32So, Josh, you're going to go on the first bell,
33:35and then, Jill, you'll go on the second bell,
33:37at which point, Josh, you stop.
33:39So it's one at a time for five seconds.
33:41How long have I got?
33:42Oh, five seconds, I can do that.
33:43Josh, you've got a bell for as long as you last on the lilo, usually.
33:46OK, so...
33:48One bell, two bell, bellend.
33:52I've got it!
33:54OK.
33:56Good luck.
33:57You start on the first bell.
33:58Off we go.
33:59Here we go.
34:00Oh, my God!
34:01Oh, my God!
34:02I've lost now.
34:03Oh, shit!
34:04You nearly hit my face!
34:05You nearly hit my face!
34:06You nearly hit my face!
34:07Joe, fuck off!
34:08The bells!
34:09Fuck off, Jill!
34:10You nearly hit me!
34:11You nearly hit me!
34:12You nearly hit me!
34:13You nearly hit me!
34:14You nearly hit me!
34:15Oh, shit!
34:16You nearly hit my face!
34:17You nearly hit my face!
34:18You nearly hit my face!
34:19Joe, fuck off!
34:20The bells!
34:21Fuck off, Jill!
34:22What?
34:23You nearly hit me!
34:25Wow!
34:26You nearly smashed me in the face!
34:28I thought you were going higher!
34:29Where?
34:30How?
34:31What?
34:32Where?
34:33I'm going to be honest with you.
34:35Jill was so much stronger than Josh.
34:38What?
34:39What?
34:40But, because Jill tried to punch me in the face,
34:42I'm going to award the point to Josh.
34:44Yeah!
34:45Yeah!
34:46Yeah!
34:47Yeah!
34:48Yeah!
34:49Yeah!
34:50Next up, it's Jamie versus Meats.
34:54Coming!
34:55Woo!
34:56Baby!
34:57Woo!
34:58Yeah!
34:59Woo!
35:00And Micah tends it up and throws on.
35:01He's going to follow through.
35:05Okay, let's do it.
35:06Jamie, go on the first of the mix, on the second.
35:07Good luck to you.
35:08Good, Jamie!
35:09Come on, Micah!
35:10Come on, Micah!
35:12Come on, Micah!
35:15Come on, Micah!
35:16Come on, Micah!
35:17Come on, Micah!
35:18Yeah!
35:19Okay!
35:20Come on, Micah!
35:21Come on, Micah!
35:22Yeah!
35:23Okay!
35:24Come on, Micah!
35:25That was that was pretty clear-cut the point goes to the blue team well done my car
35:43Okay, so fortunately the hard bit so we just got Paddy and Tom to go
35:46How do you gonna go on to walk Bobby? Yeah, no body kick
35:59Think about those boys made me to smash my own dick and testicles
36:03This is us where you win the show Danda and the red thing with
36:16Oh
36:20God okay raise me up, please so I'm first. Yeah, you're first good luck on the bell
36:35This is fucking are you mental?
36:40We're not outside a hotel
36:47Come from painting a fucking roundabout to kick the shower
37:02If there was another series I'd quit James Corden back your pieces of shit
37:07I just think I haven't had my goal. Yeah, okay Paddy call me man. I'm ready five seconds. Okay, if we go
37:20I'm ready
37:35Got me to do this bit few wrong. I actually don't really want to win this now if I want this video believe me you haven't
37:43The points go to Paddy and the red team well done
37:50Okay, so at the end of that round the blue team are in the lead
38:00It's time for our final round let's see what they're up against tonight
38:17It's human crazy golf our teams will take it in terms to negotiate their way around our golf course
38:24Which section they complete they'll unlock a question for their team
38:27There's points for every correct answer and three bonus points for the team who completes the course in the fastest time
38:33Okay, let's bring out our team
38:47Yes, let's go
38:59Tom you in position how do you how do you fancy your chances against Tommy? Oh, I'm gonna smoke him in this lot, okay?
39:06Paddy Paddy lad the red team is not losing lad so can I ask you a question? Yeah, what's your approach getting down there?
39:12What are you thinking survive hope to see my daughter again?
39:16Okay, Tom and the blue team your time starts on the sound of the whistle ready go
39:22Let's go
39:26Come on
39:41I'm sorry
39:43Yes
39:45We'm not interrupted
39:48Okay, blue team, this is your first question.
39:53This is worth one point.
39:54How many size does an official UFC octagon have?
39:58It's correct.
39:59On you go.
39:59One, two, three.
40:04One, two, three.
40:05Yes.
40:06Look them down.
40:10Yes.
40:12Okay, question two.
40:16This one's worth two points.
40:18Which EFL team are nicknamed the Pilgrims?
40:23Plymouth?
40:23Dunno.
40:24Dunno.
40:25It's correct.
40:25On you go.
40:27Smash these things down.
40:28Smash, smash.
40:29Go, jump.
40:30Go, go, go.
40:31Two, three.
40:32Yep.
40:36One.
40:37You've got to get under this.
40:38Under.
40:41Squash.
40:46Give me a hand.
40:48Come on, Tom.
40:49Give me a hand to Jack.
40:50Oh, my God.
40:56Okay.
40:57This one is worth three points.
40:58Which division does Paddy the baddie fight in?
41:01Oh, I haven't got a clue.
41:03Middleweight.
41:04Ha-ha.
41:05That is incorrect.
41:07It's lightweight.
41:07On you go.
41:08I'm going to push.
41:09Fuck it.
41:09Just get me through it there.
41:10Oh, God.
41:12What's that?
41:12Jesus Christ.
41:14One, two, three.
41:20One, two, three.
41:27Well done, Tom and the Blue Team.
41:28You scored three points.
41:30Yeah.
41:30Yeah.
41:32Well done, mate.
41:33Tom, how was that?
41:35When I think back to the films, the TV shows, the acclaim, the good reviews,
41:40I'll always remember this as the lowest.
41:44Oh, my God.
41:47Holy shit, that was funny.
41:51Paddy, how are you feeling about this?
41:53I'm sweet, bud.
41:54Okay.
41:54Well, good luck to you.
41:55Come on, Paddy.
41:56Paddy, good luck to you.
41:57Your time starts on the sound of the whistle.
41:59Ready?
42:00Go.
42:01Come on, Paddy, good luck to you.
42:03Come on, Paddy, good luck to you.
42:05Come on, Paddy, good luck to you.
42:07Come on, Paddy, good luck to you.
42:08Come on, Paddy, good luck to you.
42:09Yes, lad.
42:09Yes, lad.
42:10Yes, lad.
42:11Get through that, lad.
42:12Yes, lad.
42:12Yes, lad.
42:13Oh, my God.
42:19Okay, this question's worth one point.
42:20Which defender holds the Premier League record for the most assists by a right-back?
42:24Trent Alexander-Arnold.
42:25Oh, fuck off.
42:26It's correct.
42:26On you go.
42:26Go, Paddy.
42:33Go, Paddy.
42:36Push, push, push, push, push, push.
42:39Okay, question two.
42:40This one's worth two points.
42:42Which club did Manchester City sign Bernardo Silva from?
42:45Oh, fuck.
42:48Oh, no, no, it's Monaco.
42:50Yeah, it was.
42:51Monaco.
42:51It is Monaco.
42:52On you go.
42:52Yes, John.
42:53Come on.
42:54Yes.
42:55Come on.
42:56Come on.
42:57Come on.
42:58Come on.
42:59Come on.
43:00Come on.
43:01Come on.
43:02Come on.
43:03Come on.
43:04Come on.
43:05Come on.
43:06Come on.
43:07Come on.
43:08Come on.
43:09That's the button.
43:10Okay.
43:11This one's worth three points.
43:13Which US state hosted UFC won?
43:16You have salmon van around.
43:17No.
43:18This is one of the only comments there in America.
43:19In Uganda.
43:20Now I can't.
43:21Compared to one R Lead Almighty, along the north helped her and come in this mountain band,
43:24It's a hugeButter heures.
43:25Nice name.
43:26It's hayır to see her footvous.
43:27Come on hey you're hoodie.
43:28Come on Paddy.
43:29Any time you're ready guys.
43:30Eh.
43:31님�ity is approving in theriel's face.
43:32Come on well.
43:33Push me, get me up!
43:35No!
43:36Get me up!
43:38What's that face?
43:40Go on, Paddy!
43:46We've definitely done that fast, I want the three points.
43:48OK, Paddy, I'm really sorry. You're supposed to stay in the hole, so we can't count that.
43:52Fuck off.
43:53I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
43:55Well done, Red Team, you scored three points!
43:58Give it up for Paddy, the Baddie and the Red Team!
44:04I can reveal the team who completed the golf course in the quickest time was the Red Team!
44:13So that means that tonight's winners are the Red Team!
44:18Paddy!
44:20So thanks to Jamie, Josh and Paddy, Jill, Michael and Tom, you've been watching The League of Their Own.
44:24Goodnight!
44:28Goodnight!
44:29Goodnight!
44:30I'm five, my boy!
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