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00:00I'm Danny Dyer, and I'm in El Street on one of the most depraved shows on the television,
00:17a league of their art now.
00:18I've met gangsters, I've met bare-knuckle boxers and drug dealers,
00:22but nothing's prepared me for the low-life scum on this show.
00:27So we've got the muscle.
00:30One of the old boys.
00:31How long have you been doing it for?
00:32This is actually the 19th series, isn't it?
00:34A 19th stretch.
00:35Yeah.
00:36The Northern Psycho.
00:38And then there's this fellow and all.
00:41I don't know if he knows what show he's on.
00:43I think he thinks he's filming Narcos or something like that.
00:47Do you know the drugs get involved?
00:48Well, I mean, I had a couple of paracetamol today, but it's just...
00:50Do you know how many pills?
00:52I'll be all right around him, won't you?
00:54Yeah, it's the studio.
00:55And I'm going to be on the show as well today, so let's f***ing have it.
01:00Hello, I'm Robert Trang and A from Mrs. A League of Their Own.
01:22And let's meet the teams with Jill Scott and Michael Richards on the Blues
01:25as a man who loves West Ham so much he's letting their captain marry his daughter.
01:30Leave it at you, slags.
01:31It's Danny Dyer.
01:32Yay!
01:33Yay!
01:35Danny!
01:36Yeah.
01:37Danny!
01:38You have us!
01:39You are it!
01:40You have us!
01:41You are it!
01:41You are it!
01:41And alongside Jamie Redknapp on the Red team is an Arsenal fan who made the name for himself
01:45with his hard-hitting political satire.
01:47Not really.
01:48It's the guy with the big teeth.
01:49It's Rob Beckett!
01:51Yes!
01:51Yes!
01:52Come on!
01:54Rob, you have come on the right night because joining the Reds is a very special guest.
02:02He's a Euros and Champions League winner and once set a record by having 191 touches in
02:08a game.
02:08Still less than I plan on touching him tonight.
02:11It's Arsenal midfielder Jorginho!
02:13Oh!
02:14London, darling in the faraway town.
02:17The power is too clear.
02:19And back will come down.
02:21London, darling.
02:22To the only world.
02:24Come out of the cupboard.
02:26For your boys and girls.
02:28London, darling in the south.
02:29Oh, sorry, sorry.
02:31And you know what they said.
02:33Oh, this is signing off.
02:34To London, darling in the thump of my seat.
02:37Burstie, you really?
02:38Sorry, all right.
02:40Romesh, Romesh.
02:42Sit down, please. Stop being so thirsty.
02:46It's so good to have you here, Jorginho.
02:48It feels a bit weird calling you Jorginho throughout the show,
02:51but I just feel like I'm a commentator.
02:52What is your actual full name?
02:54Jorge Luis Frello Filho. Long name.
02:57Yeah, OK, we do Jorginho.
02:59Jorji. Let's go for Jorji.
03:01Yeah, Jorji. Tell me, what is it like playing
03:04for the greatest club in the world, the mighty, mighty Arsenal?
03:07But you make out this big Arsenal fan as well.
03:10He is gone. He's up in those corporate boxes
03:13with a prawn sandwich brigade.
03:14So he's not...
03:15He leaves after 80 minutes.
03:16Yeah, you've been there when you come on.
03:17Oh.
03:23Oh, he's gone early.
03:25Thank you, Jorji.
03:27Now, Rob, Jorginho is nicknamed the Professor
03:31because of his football intelligence.
03:32Have you ever had a nickname?
03:34When I used to play football, I was called the Rhino.
03:37Just because I was really fat.
03:40And I just plough through the other team.
03:42OK.
03:43What are you looking down there for?
03:44What can I say?
03:45No, I've seen your little figure down there.
03:46Yeah, no, this is a sit show.
03:47I don't know if someone's winding me up.
03:48Why?
03:49Right, sometimes they give you, like,
03:50a little bottle of water or a little pack of sweets
03:52to keep the energy up during the show.
03:53See what I've got down there?
03:54It's a full tuck shop.
03:56I was kind of trolling there.
03:59Now, Danny, in the interest of balance,
04:02let's talk about West Ham.
04:03Yes.
04:04Now, your future son in old Jarrod Bowen is also a great player.
04:07Yep.
04:08Could you ever see him, in the future,
04:09move into a big club like Arsenal?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Why would he go?
04:13Because Saka is his nemesis, isn't he?
04:15Saka's his nemesis?
04:16Well, Saka keeps him out of the England squad.
04:18Yeah.
04:19And I think it's a myth that Saka's better than Jarrod Bowen.
04:21To be honest with you, you are slightly biased.
04:23Well, slightly.
04:24I mean, he is the father of my grandchildren, but...
04:26He's family.
04:27I just think he's as good as him.
04:30Yeah.
04:31If not better.
04:32How did Jarrod and little Danny meet?
04:34She moved into a gaff, and Jarrod Bowen was living next door
04:37because he'd just been bought by West Ham.
04:39So he'd moved down with his best mate.
04:41I was very excited by all this.
04:42We went on holiday, and she went,
04:45Dad, Jarrod Bowen's just DM'd me.
04:47I said, well, fucking DM him back.
04:51Does she want news?
04:53I'm joking.
04:54I'm joking.
04:56So anyway...
04:57So anyway, for the rest of the holidays,
05:00she's got this sort of little gummy look on her face,
05:02sort of texting him and all that, all sweet.
05:04And then when we got back from the holiday, he took her out.
05:06Aw.
05:07It is a beautiful love story.
05:08Oh, that is...
05:09Oh, wow.
05:14That's all we want.
05:15We've got kids.
05:16All you want is someone to, you know, love your daughter proper
05:18and look after them and all that.
05:19But the fact is, he's the captain of West Ham as well, so...
05:22It's the dream, isn't it, Dan?
05:24What's your fucking result?
05:25Honestly.
05:26So...
05:27Honestly.
05:28Dan, what's he like as a...
05:29Like, obviously, being family, what's he like?
05:32He's the bollocks.
05:33Is he, yeah?
05:34Yes.
05:35I love him.
05:36Dearly.
05:37As son-in-laws go, it's as good as it gets.
05:38Well, if I die tomorrow, it don't matter.
05:39I've completed the son-in-law thing.
05:40Yeah.
05:41I feel sorry for me other daughter.
05:42Because there's no fucking boy she can then bring home that's ever going to match.
05:45No.
05:46The fact that this son-in-law got the winning goal in a fucking European Cup Final.
05:52Don't say it's a shit trophy.
05:53It's amazing.
05:54Now, before we move on, Georgina, I believe you've brought something along with you.
05:58Is that right?
05:59Yes.
06:00I brought some presents for the guests.
06:02Aw, what a guy.
06:03I've heard...
06:04He's the best, isn't he?
06:05Oh, is that right?
06:06Oh, thank you, Georgina.
06:07So you're up.
06:08Oh, thank you.
06:09OK.
06:10Cheers.
06:11What a guy.
06:12And this is...
06:13How are you, Danny?
06:14It's a signed shirt!
06:16Not weird!
06:21Not weird.
06:22I feel like that.
06:23It's lovely.
06:24Does that work a few quid?
06:27Yeah.
06:28We've got to keep that.
06:29Let's have a look, Dan.
06:30Let's have a look.
06:31Don't want to get it out now.
06:32Come on, Dan, get it out.
06:33Show us for this.
06:34Come on, Dan.
06:35It feels weird.
06:36Bit, bit, you know, a bit itchy.
06:37What are you doing?
06:38Look, fuck off.
06:44No, no, no, thank you, Art.
06:46Aw, that's lovely.
06:47There you go.
06:48No, no, no, no.
06:49No, I appreciate that.
06:50That's lovely.
06:51Thank you very much.
06:52Can you look after that, yeah?
06:53I will do, yeah.
06:56I'm done.
06:57OK, let's crack on with round one.
06:59This question is for you, Red Team.
07:00Have a look at this.
07:01OK.
07:02We will.
07:05We have a different voice these days.
07:08We can do everything.
07:14Wait.
07:15Woo!
07:16Yes!
07:17Yes!
07:18Yes!
07:19Yes!
07:20Yes!
07:21Yes!
07:22Yes!
07:23Yes!
07:24Yes!
07:25Yes!
07:26Yes!
07:27Yes!
07:28Yes!
07:29Yes!
07:30There you saw Little Chili Bakayo Saka
07:31Little legend Leah Williamson
07:32And Danny's a little bit annoyed his move to Arsenal.
07:37Now, all three are top gunners.
07:40But, I need you to match the players to their hidden talent.
07:43So, who plays the piano?
07:45Who holds their school's long jump record?
07:47And who has dreams of becoming a Hollywood actor?
07:50Ohh, Georgino.
07:51all about Arsenal players which player are you closest to in the Arsenal squad
07:55would you say who's your best mate really hard to say only one because we
07:59are so you know it's such a great squad so much like unity now what about
08:06Declan Rice Danny have you forgiven him for leaving West Ham it's like my it's
08:11like me expert so I look at I look at him I'm the ex fella and he's come up
08:15thank you for that you know and he said and he's basically gonna listen I've
08:20met someone else not better you know I mean just just someone I fancy a bit
08:24more yeah and he's 100 mil just to make the soften the blood is one of the most
08:31tonated players in the country but we have found something he's not good at do I
08:35know you because you look exactly like my next
08:37girlfriend do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk by again you know what my shirt is made
08:43of boyfriend material oh my god I want that video I think I watched that when I was
08:53younger than turn gear now Declan has said that he's changed his pre-match diet before moving to
09:05Arsenal for a bonus point can anybody tell me what Declan eats before a game now I know you'd have to
09:11put your hand up respectful it's pancakes yeah how many oh I don't fucking know I'm not there lots
09:21eight he's eight pancakes yes but I'll give you the bonus point what sort of American style yeah
09:26pancakes no no pancakes you are right I love it you have no I don't would you have for us this
09:32I'll tell you what I'd say what the problem is at Arsenal frosties and pancakes before a game now
09:39you're obviously a very talented footballer but do you have any hidden talents uh is there juggling
09:46most of the you can juggle yeah oh well coincidentally enough I've got 15 bags of Ariba here give it up
09:56for George that was great thank you mate you can do it oh no I can't I can't I can't I can't I
10:22can't keep my eyes on all the different things you can see he can see five at once I'm gonna give
10:29you a bonus point for that Virginia what for juggling he gets a point do you do it then Joe if you've got
10:34hidden talent that you can demonstrate I'll give you a bunch oh yeah but you're not gonna have like
10:38a bike here oh yeah what is the talent obviously your bike okay the talent is a bike well I used to
10:45ride a lot in the back lanes of Sunderland a bike a bike well I can do a little trick but you can do
10:53a little trick yes well I got a point funny enough you say that give it up for Jill Scott now there
11:05should be a helmet there not J but there's one under your desk can I just say this was 25 years ago yes
11:13you can okay can you tell us what you were going to attempt to do Jill first well I'll try and do
11:17a jump okay and then like a little thing I used to be able to do I was 12 you're good on BMX though
11:25remember we did that when we did BMX you you broke his wrist do you know what do you know it was the
11:35worst thing because I break my wrist I break that wrist I dislocated that thumb I phoned Lisa said for
11:40the next two weeks you're gonna have to wipe my ass for me yeah I wish I had that job I had to
11:45wank him off okay Jill you ready yeah I'm so nervous I feel more nervous you will see I know are you
11:59bigger than I thought or is that too small for you what's going on with that bike it's a tiny one
12:03it's the same bike she is when she was 12 okay like when you put your penis in a big hand
12:09anybody else got a heavy plan that I want to demonstrate Menges
12:34No, I used to be able to do a backflip 20 years ago, okay
12:39But I'm not doing it here and plus you've got no mats or anything so oh, yes, we do bring out the mats, please
12:53This is a wow this if you pose this could go horribly wrong you're a lot heavier than 20 years ago
12:59Oh
13:01Like double four stone heavier Wow, okay, so makes you gonna do a backflip?
13:10Okay
13:14Jesus Christ you really lowered their expectations all right makes give it up for Michael Richards everybody
13:23May how much am I insured for makes can I ask you a question as a school kid you nicked your trousers from
13:28Got in touch
13:31Well, there are shot with a bigger guy
13:34He's coming for you tonight. Oh, I'm getting it all okay, honey. We've not practiced this is I expect anything
13:39God
13:41Thanks, me
13:45Oh, I'm ready now
13:56Wow
13:58Give it up for big mix everybody
14:04Yeah, I'll give you a point for that
14:06What red team I need an answer for me, please who plays piano who holds their schools long jump record and who wants to be a Hollywood actor?
14:14Georgie, I remember reading I think anyway that Saka plays the piano
14:20First of all, I can tell you that's probably not right. You don't remember reading I
14:23I
14:25Think is neck is it Oh Declan plays Declan's piano?
14:29Okay, Lea Williamson has got long legs. I think she could be the the
14:35She's got long legs. She's got long fingers. She might be good at piano
14:39What was the last one Hollywood actor wants to be on you?
14:43Come on, you're in the dressing room for these guys. Oh, I've been up in Lea
14:46Oh
14:49Saka Hollywood actor. Well
14:52This is pretty special a little bit of inside information. I can tell you that Saka holds this school's long jump record
14:59Lea Lea Williamson plays piano and Declan Rice wants to be a Hollywood actor
15:12Red team you scored zero points
15:16Blue team this next question is for you. Take a look at this
15:31's
15:44I
15:46He scored a cure
15:48What's a nobody
15:53So, there you saw Phil's opponents with fear, Thomas Tuchel,
16:02what a career, Mikel Arteta, and his father-in-law's here, Jared Bowen.
16:06Now, all three are big names in football,
16:08but what I want you to do is match them to their bad boy facts, OK?
16:12Who pulls players' pants down in training?
16:15Who mugged off Prince William after beating Villa?
16:17And worst of all, who forgets to do their recycling?
16:20Now I'm a bit of a bad boy myself.
16:22To give you an idea of my bad boy credentials,
16:24I once took a book out from the library when I was 12,
16:27and I never took it back.
16:34Jill, what's the baddest thing you've ever done?
16:36I'm an angel, really.
16:37Like, you know, even at the supermarket when they say,
16:40how many bags have you used, I, like, count, like, five.
16:43Whereas some people, would you just put zero?
16:47Yes.
16:47Yeah.
16:48So, you guys put the wrong number of carrier bags.
16:50Bad, bad boys, what you gonna do?
16:53What you gonna do when they come for you?
16:55Uh, now, Dan, you've made a career out of playing hard, man.
16:58Are you a bad boy in real life?
17:00I don't think I've ever played in hard, man.
17:01It's all bollocks.
17:02Really?
17:03I wore a pink dressing gown in these tenders for fucking nine years,
17:06you know what I mean, right?
17:06No, I don't think I'm an odd man at all.
17:09I think, you know, what I like to do is sometimes I like to go
17:13in, like, a posh hotel, like a Dorchester,
17:15go into them beautiful carsies and have a right naughty pony.
17:20Really?
17:21I don't know why.
17:23Give it to me.
17:24I enjoy watching Jorginio listen to Danny Dyer
17:30as described having a pony in a Dorchester.
17:33Just thinking he took a little horse in there.
17:36So, Danny, just for Jorginio's benefit,
17:38can you explain the origins of pony and what it means, please?
17:41Well, pony and trap is a crap
17:43which comes out of your bottle, bottle and glass arse.
17:47You got that, Jorginio?
17:48Got it?
17:48Pony and trap crap, as in a crap?
17:54As in shite, shit.
17:55As in shit.
17:55Okay.
17:56Yeah.
17:57Shit.
17:58And then your arse, which is shit out of.
18:00Okay.
18:00Yes.
18:01So it's a shit coming out of your arse.
18:04Yeah.
18:04Cool?
18:05Especially after I've had a ruby, which is a ruby Murray.
18:08Curry.
18:09Which is a curry.
18:10Okay, why did I translate that one?
18:11Yeah.
18:14Absolute stereotype here.
18:16You loved it all, didn't you?
18:17Curry.
18:17Curry, I know that one.
18:18I know that one.
18:20Now, the Western Fans absolutely love Jarrod, don't they?
18:23Yes.
18:24He's even got his own chant.
18:25Have a look at this.
18:42Fire.
18:43And he's shagging Danny Dyer
18:47Well he proposed didn't he over the summer, so now it should be Bowie's on fire and he's marrying Danny Dyer
18:58I don't mind the tune I have started off a couple of times over West Ham myself, so
19:04I feel there's some sort of romance in it somewhere
19:08To be fair they've got young kids now. There's no shagging going on at all
19:11Yeah, I think it's such a compliment. He's on fire. Yeah, what could be better?
19:16Not I actually burn him but like he's fucking on fire. What could be better than that and he's shagging Danny Dyer
19:22So I'm just trying to
19:24compute it in me brain
19:26It's an amazing fucking thing. Do you wish it was about you? Well if he put it on me, I would tongue it
19:32I'm not gonna
19:34Fucking hell. Bowie's on fire and he's tonguing Danny Dyer
19:38Bowie's on fire and he's tonguing Danny Dyer
19:42Bowie's on fire
19:43Bowie's on fire
19:44Oh!
19:47Meeks, did any of your teammates ever dare play a prank on you?
19:51Uh, no, no. I may have a couple
19:54I heard that somebody put a shit in your car
19:57Yeah, so basically when I was at City
19:58Some bellend, basically, you know, so you've got your boot, right? But underneath the boot, there's like tools, isn't there?
20:06Yes
20:07So someone's shit in a bag
20:10And put it underneath
20:13The bit where the boot is
20:16So I'm down there, you know, on the highway, you know what I mean? Big, big, yeah, yeah, yeah
20:21Listening to the music, you know how it goes
20:23But I can smell shit
20:25And you know what? We've all done it. You just sort of like go
20:30And it wasn't me
20:32The number of times I'm out of it, did my armpits smell of shit?
20:36I don't think shit, but it stink
20:39And it lasted for weeks and weeks and on and I had a puncher one time and basically I took it to the garage
20:45And then goes out and gets the tools and all that and there's shit everywhere
20:50No
20:51Stunk the gaffer and I still to this day don't know who it is
20:55Danny's ever anyone ever done anything like that to you?
20:58No
21:00I've done it to myself
21:02I
21:04What happened? You left the shit in the boot, you can't have forgotten that?
21:06No, no, my wife and mate had a new business, a colonic business and she bullied me
21:12I had to go
21:13So basically what you do is you go in this gaff, you sit over a fucking bath
21:16And you whack a tube up your arse, right?
21:19And it's true
21:20I'm so sorry you've come on the show
21:22I'm sorry
21:23Can we, hold on
21:24Can you say that again please?
21:25It's called a colonic
21:26Anyway, this tube went right up my arse lovely though, I was very
21:29I was like fucking hell that's gone in easy, right?
21:32And uh
21:34Anyway, I
21:36Anyway, I got off it too early
21:38So basically it fills you up with water and you just start shitting everywhere
21:42You're sort of watching, they put jaw sticks in the room so it don't smell
21:45So I'm doing me missus a favour and I got in the fucking motor and I'm going home I thought oh no fucking hell
21:49I'm driving like that and I'm trying to fucking hold it
21:53And I've caught the lights and then I had a moment where I've just surrendered and just shat myself in the car
21:58And uh
22:02Thank you
22:04So you put it in the bag and put it in some footballer's car?
22:08John, John, lucky I had a renovation going on a skip so I jumped out my motor, I took my jeans and pants off, threw them in the skip
22:14And I walked in with me hampton hanging out hampton is a hampton wick, which is a dick
22:18Right
22:20And uh
22:21I mean missus just laughing at me and all that and I thought fucking what have I become?
22:28Back to Arteta, Mikel also brought in win the team dog, here she is
22:33Jorginho, how does it work with the the dog being around do you all get turns to uh look after us?
22:38It's a bit strange isn't it?
22:40Yeah
22:40Because we go to the fishing room
22:42Win is there and then you know but the gym win is there never happened to me before
22:47There she's always just around the training ground
22:49Yeah, she's always around everywhere
22:50I actually got inspired by Mikel, so I've got a treat for you guys
22:54So this round is all about bad boys, but I've got a couple of good boys for you. Please give it up for your brand new teammates
22:59No, the dog
23:01No, really
23:03No, really
23:04Oh
23:06Oh
23:07Oh
23:09Oh
23:10Sorry
23:11I don't like that one
23:12We have hand-picked these dogs
23:14Hello
23:15That is so cute
23:16Especially for our captains, uh Jill
23:18Hello
23:19Sisters
23:24Uh, are you happy at that?
23:26Are you trying to see if this looks like me?
23:28I'm not trying to say, it's quite clear for everyone to see isn't it?
23:32Oh, it's so cute
23:33Good boy
23:34Jay, we got you a dog that looks like you
23:38He's got no hair
23:39He's got no hair
23:39An old leathery dog for an old leathery dog
23:41Uh, what do you think of that?
23:42You like that?
23:43He's genuinely got no hair
23:44He's bald
23:45We're gonna call him Pele
23:46It's full Brazilian
23:47Oh
23:50Uh, we've also got these for him, Jay
23:52Oh, oh
23:52Little doggy booties
23:53Fetchers
23:54Aww
23:55Fetchers
23:56Fetchers
23:57Sit down, sit
23:58Oh
23:59Good girl
24:01Jamie, do some with yours
24:02Girl
24:03You're just sitting there doing nothing
24:05Just fart
24:06It's actually just farted as well
24:08Honestly
24:10He's just farted
24:11He's just farted
24:12It stings
24:13He's bald and it stings
24:15Be honest, was that you to farted?
24:17What?
24:18He's just...
24:19Yeah, it was me because I'm nervous
24:21Uh, okay, uh, Jill, do you want to tell me what answers you go for now that we've got your dogs?
24:25Just sit with it while you do that
24:26Uh, yeah, go on
24:28Okay, so blue team, uh, who likes pulling players' pants down in training?
24:32Who mugged off Prince William?
24:33And who forgets to recycle?
24:35Could you lock in your answers, please?
24:37So, Jared...
24:38Yeah, Jared will just recycle
24:39Yeah, Jared will just recycle
24:40Yeah, Jared will just recycle
24:41Is Arteta ever pulled your pants down?
24:43No
24:44Yes, that's a fucking yes clearly
24:46Arteta pants...
24:48Yeah, okay
24:49Uh, well, I can tell you, Jill, that Thomas Tuchel likes to pull players' pants down in training
24:54Mikel Arteta mugged off Prince William
24:56And Jared Bowen forgets to recycle
24:58Yeah
24:59Uh, so you got yourselves one point
25:01One point, I'll take that down
25:02Yeah, well done
25:03We'll have that all day long
25:04Yeah
25:05Come on
25:07See you later
25:09Go on, go!
25:11Go!
25:12That's a nutty-looking dog, ain't it, that?
25:15How well-built, well-built
25:17So, at the end of that round, the blue team are in the league
25:33The next part of the show is all about this football mastermind
25:37Yeah
25:43Jorginho to take the penalty
25:49Jorginho
25:51Jorginho puts Chelsea in front
25:53The hop skip and a jump is back
25:57Jorginho to place one
25:59And he's placed it magnificently
26:03Jorginho
26:04And a half of that
26:07Jorginho
26:10What a goal!
26:11What a moment!
26:21Give it up for Jorginho
26:27Now, Jorginho, you're Brazilian but chose to play for Italy
26:30Uh, was that a difficult choice?
26:32Yes, and no because
26:35When they called me I was already in Italy. I moved to Italy when I was 15
26:39So that was the right decision for me to represent the country who gave me everything. Yeah
26:45How great is it that just me and you on this panel speak Italian?
26:49Let's hear some of you Italian there. Yeah, let's hear it. Ciao
26:51Giorginio, tutto bene? Tutto bene, come stai? Tutto bene, grazie. Chi altro sei dire? Tranquillo? Niente. No.
26:59Non sai parlare tante cose diverse?
27:01No, today. Tranquillo.
27:03No, today?
27:05No, no.
27:07Che altro sei dire? Excuse me?
27:09Che altro sei dire?
27:11I think he says bellendo.
27:15What was he saying, Regina? Was he actually speaking?
27:17I was asking you what else he can say in Italian. And what did he say?
27:21He said today, today, today.
27:23I know all the stuff with women, you know what I mean?
27:26Bella ragazza. Bellissimo.
27:29That's for a boy though.
27:31LAUGHTER
27:37Hey, you don't know what I mean by spare time!
27:40Don't judge me judging you!
27:42No, you said I know for girls and then you said something for boys.
27:47He's lonely out there for him.
27:50Jamie, would you have played for another country if England hadn't called you up?
27:54A couple of shades dark, he'd probably do Bangladesh.
27:56LAUGHTER
27:58I get it, of course I get it, because you want to represent your country.
28:03And what Georgie's done, he's gone and won a European Championships.
28:06I was lucky enough, all I ever wanted to do as a kid was play for my country.
28:09Play for England.
28:10It's the greatest honour you could ever have to represent your country.
28:13So no, I'm England till I die.
28:15When he was 23, he could have played for Finland.
28:17Who?
28:18He's finished!
28:19LAUGHTER
28:23Wow!
28:24Wow!
28:25I'm firing shots at that, I don't care.
28:27Now, Jorginho, you've got an unusual penalty technique, haven't you?
28:30Let's have a look.
28:36And Jorginho, that's his methodology.
28:40He just rolls it in.
28:42He's calm enough to let the goalkeeper commit himself.
28:45Unbelievable.
28:48Unbelievable.
28:49Skills.
28:50Do you know what?
28:51Like, I...
28:52I had a little joke at the start of the show, but I am such a fan of his.
28:56Especially in a day and age now where the game has got a lot about athletes
28:59and strength and power.
29:01How he plays in midfield, it's genuinely...
29:03The professor, he is a genius.
29:05Unbelievable.
29:06Because he's not the biggest, not the quickest or strongest,
29:08but his football brain is, like, unreal.
29:11It's true.
29:12I mean it.
29:13I mean it.
29:14It was a joke, but genuinely, I'm a big...
29:17I've said to him before, you know, like, watching...
29:19Like, if anyone wants to learn how to play midfield,
29:21and it's a hard position, you see people...
29:23But he just never looks under duress.
29:25He's a beautiful football to watch.
29:26Such a lovely compliment.
29:27He's not the biggest, not the quickest, not the strongest.
29:31Now, Jorginho, Jorginho, how did you come up with that penalty technique?
29:34That actually came, like, after training, just from a joke.
29:38I was doing a penalty with a Brazilian defender.
29:41And then I did, like, natural, just joking.
29:44And then he was like, do it there tomorrow in training with the goalkeepers.
29:48I was like, nah.
29:49And he was like, yeah, yeah, do it tomorrow.
29:51So the next day after training, I went with the goalkeepers.
29:55So I did it.
29:56It was so easy.
29:57They want to kill me.
29:59Because, you know, the goalkeepers, especially in training, they're like,
30:02you're never going to do that in an actual game.
30:04Yeah.
30:05You're never going to do that.
30:06So I kept practicing during training for, like, a few weeks.
30:09And then when I felt comfortable, I started doing the game.
30:11Because you're the OG.
30:13Everyone now copies it.
30:14Like, Ivan Toni does it.
30:15But you're the first one to sort of have the confidence.
30:18You just look at the goalkeeper, see where he goes.
30:20Yeah, at the beginning...
30:21You have to have some balls for that, though.
30:22Yeah, at the beginning, it's quite, like, intimidating, you know?
30:26Yeah.
30:27Because the pressure and you have the full stadium there.
30:30And to keep calm, to not look at the ball and look at the keeper,
30:34it's not simple.
30:35It's not easy.
30:36And then once you get used to it, it's different.
30:37I love it.
30:38It's great.
30:39Well, in honor of having a penalty specialist on the show,
30:42we are bringing back an oliga their own favorite.
30:45That's right.
30:46This is Popstar Penalty.
30:48Woo!
30:49Yes!
30:50Popstar Penalty.
30:52Popstar Penalty.
30:53Popstar Penalty.
30:54Popstar Penalty.
30:55Popstar.
30:56I'm talking about those Popstar.
30:58What's up?
30:59Popstar Penalty.
31:00Yeah.
31:01Yeah.
31:02Yeah.
31:03Yeah.
31:04Okay.
31:05So, Georgie, you're in goal.
31:06And Popstars are going to come out one by one
31:08and put your goalkeeping skills to the test.
31:10If they score, it's a point to the Blue Team.
31:12But if you save or they miss, it's a point for the Reds.
31:15Right.
31:16All we need now is a Popstar.
31:21Popstar.
31:24Popstar.
31:25Let's see who's up first.
31:29Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
31:33When I grow up, I want to be famous, I want to be a star,
31:36I want to be a movie.
31:41Yes!
31:42Welcome Pussycat Doll, Kimberly Wyatt!
31:44Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
31:47Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak of me?
31:51Woo!
31:52Don't you hurt me?
31:53Woo!
31:54Ooh!
31:55Calm down.
31:56Oh!
31:57Okay.
31:58Hi!
31:59Welcome to the show, Kimberly.
32:02What are your football skills like?
32:03Well, I think we're about to find out.
32:05Ooh, there he is.
32:06Okay, Kimberly, get in position, shoot when you're ready.
32:09Good luck.
32:10Come on, Kimberly!
32:11Come on!
32:12Come on, Kimberly!
32:13Come on!
32:14Come on, Kimberly!
32:15Come on!
32:16Oh!
32:17Oh!
32:18Oh!
32:19Oh!
32:20Shit!
32:21Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
32:24No!
32:25Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak of me?
32:29That is a point for the red team.
32:31Please give it up for Kimberly Wyatt!
32:33Yay!
32:34That's all Kimberly.
32:36I don't know about you, Rob, but I'll tell you what, I could go for another pop star!
32:40Oh, yes, please!
32:41Yeah!
32:43Pop star!
32:46Pop star!
32:47Let's see who's up next!
32:49make a...
32:51Let's see who's playing, I forget!
32:53Brunette is such the class, she's hard to forget!
32:55See her first, I was an application of her heart
32:58Don't stop thinking about her after I left
33:04Please welcome Professor Green!
33:19How are you doing? How are you doing?
33:21Welcome to the show. What an honor to have you on.
33:23Now, obviously, Professor Green is not your real name, is it?
33:26No, it was a nickname I was given because I used to sell lots of plants.
33:31So, it's Professor Green versus the Professor.
33:34Take your penalty when you're ready, mate.
33:35It's the Professor off!
33:37One Professor Green!
33:45Oh!
33:49Unlock him!
33:50Give it up for Professor Green!
33:54Well done!
33:55Well done!
33:58Is anyone still peckish for another pop star?
34:04Pop star!
34:07Pop star!
34:08Let's see who's next!
34:09Don't stop moving
34:13When you feel the music
34:15DJ's got us going around
34:22Please welcome Bradley from S Club!
34:25Bradley, thank you so much for coming on the show.
34:41Thanks for having me.
34:42Now, who do you support?
34:43Arsenal.
34:44Come on!
34:46This is a joke!
34:47What's your pen at what you're taking skills like?
34:49Well, you know what?
34:50I've been here before.
34:51And I missed before.
34:52So, I'm here to redeem myself.
34:54Okay.
34:55Well, good luck.
34:56Come on, Bradley.
34:57Listen, mate.
34:58My advice?
34:59Just reach for the stars.
35:00Okay, good luck.
35:01Like that.
35:02It's it!
35:03Oh!
35:04Yes, Jorginho!
35:05Yes, Jorginho!
35:06Yes, Jorginho!
35:08Fine luck, Bradley!
35:09Please give up to Bradley for this class!
35:13Good to see you, Nick.
35:14My man!
35:15Good to see you.
35:16Now, Meeks, apparently you want to take a penalty.
35:18Is that right?
35:19No, I want to go in net.
35:20You want to go in net?
35:21Yeah, Jorginho's technique.
35:22Oh, Jorginho!
35:23Are you up for this?
35:24Michael wants to go in goal against one of your special penalties.
35:27Is that good?
35:28Okay.
35:29Come on, Jorginho!
35:30Go on, Jorginho!
35:31Go on, Jorginho!
35:32Give him space, give him space.
35:33Do we get a point?
35:34Come on, Jorginho!
35:35Come on, Jorginho!
35:36Don't fall for it!
35:37Line, line!
35:38Oh!
35:39Oh!
35:40Oh!
35:41Oh!
35:42Oh!
35:43Oh!
35:44Oh!
35:45Oh!
35:46Oh!
35:47Oh!
35:48Oh!
35:49Oh!
35:50Oh!
35:51Oh!
35:52Oh!
35:53Oh!
35:54Oh!
35:55Oh!
35:56Oh!
35:57Oh!
35:58Oh!
35:59Oh!
36:00What's up!
36:01Oh!
36:02Oh!
36:03No!
36:04Let's give it up for all ourтоxers!
36:06Timberland from место Green and Bradley!
36:09class,
36:13it's all still to play for going into our final Quick Fire round.
36:28the time each team has to answer questions will be determined by how quickly the other team can
36:33complete a sporting challenge and in honor of having georginio here who's done a lot of this
36:37in his time we've come up with an extra special game this is trophy lift
36:50we're taking lifting trophies to a whole new level and because winning a title is like walking
36:54a tight rope one player from each team will commando crawl across this wire to the trophy
36:59lift platform before taking a triumphant leap to grab the trophy winner three bonus points for
37:04their team uh danny's ambition danny feeling good wonderful fucking wonderful okay i read once that
37:11you've got one massive testicle is that true yes what one massive one small you've got testicles
37:16like my eyes yes funny enough i looked in your eyes and it reminded me of my bollocks
37:25that's the reason they're doing it that high any lower it'll drag across the floor
37:30okay red team you are going to be answering questions first your time starts when you
37:34hear the whistle and you have until danny lifts the trophy to answer how are you heights danny
37:40are you okay i thought i was all right but now i'm up here i'm fucking sitting myself
37:44right give it up for danny die you're gonna absolutely smash this danny come on
37:50danny die is ready your time starts now which trophy was stolen before england won it in 1960
37:59george of eight yeah which manager did tucco take over from a borussia dortmund in 2015 yes
38:06who has one more trophy is jill scott or michael richard jill scott yes which european competition
38:12that's not as good as a champions league or the europa league did west ham conference league yeah
38:17which team did roberto mancini play for in the premier league um leicester yes what is heavier the
38:23premier league trophy or the champions league no which player scored italy's equalizer in the euro
38:292021 yes which arsenal player has won the premier league golden boot four times in right all right
38:37yes which of michael's old teams in west hampshire in the european conference league
38:42yes how many european championships of italy won three two yes who are the only premier league club to
38:54receive a gold trophy arsenal in this yes in golf what trophy did europe beat the us two in rome in 2023
39:05have a look at him
39:07what's an absolute legend danny tyer everybody
39:26that's fucking hard danny what happened what happened me bollock this will be honest me bollock said no
39:33so i had to roll off it but if you if you come off it you're fucked it does look pretty big it looks
39:42swollen it's what can i touch it fuck it fuck you know it's actually swollen is that it there's your
39:50you got small nuts jim yes you might stand out the chance uh well let's look back at how you got on
39:57while jamie gets in position
40:02i think i can't do it no you're not so be fine
40:08uh jay how you feeling mate i feel rough mate i feel a bit sick
40:12i don't even lie and i might it might be sick just be careful there guys
40:16uh okay can you give me just need a bit of bad boy listen you ready yeah
40:22yeah
40:28i was just gonna ask one more time you've definitely got me in you
40:32thank you right foot over the rope left leg dangle yeah that's bollocks that because that didn't
40:36fucking work mate okay blue team now it's your time to answer questions
40:42fucking hell good luck jamie your time starts now which country has won the world cup the most
40:51time yes how much did arsenal pay chelsea for georginio 15 mil no 12 yes how many times have
40:59west ham lifted the premier league trophy never no one who has won the champions league more times
41:07georginio or west ham yeah which club has georginio made the most appearances for
41:13chelsea which club did west ham sign jared bowen from home yes often referred to as upton park
41:20what is the name of west ham's old stadium old stadium uh balling ground yes which trophy did jamie
41:26redneck win in 95 if i come no it was a league club yes which what was the first club that georginio's
41:32former italy manager mancini managed some goal uh uh quarantine uh martina yeah which club did chelsea by
41:41georginio for yes what position did tuchel primarily playing as a player defense yes which scottish
41:50team did michael arteta play for uh rangers yes yes what color is gunasaurus rex green yes
41:58okay baby oh we didn't go in the final for the lionesses in the u.s final in 2022 2022. yes
42:05i'm one out of questions jamie redknapp get me on jamie redknapp everybody come on jimmy
42:11jump come on jimmy
42:14come on
42:28hey
42:44That means that tonight's winners are the red team.
42:48Well done, you've been watching the League of the World Sky.
42:51Until next time, good night.
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