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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:10We are back for series 20 of the League of Their Own and we've got even more great guests.
00:16Epic challenges. You're not a daredevil. And some ridiculous games.
00:21Yeah! I've been good!
00:27We're back for series 20 and it's going to be a knockout.
00:31Let's go! Come on!
00:52Hello, I'm Omishang and Nathan. Welcome to a brand new series of the League of Their Own.
00:56Let's meet the teams. In the blue corner joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards is the Love Island host
01:01who we've pulled for a chat and I just hope I don't give her the ick. It's Maya Jama!
01:09Alongside Jamie is an Arsenal fan so probably start well then fizzle away to nothing. It's Alex Brookhaar!
01:14Yeah! Brookhaar!
01:19And completing the line-up, tonight's very special guest.
01:23A global superstar of one of the country's greatest ever footballers. It's the one and only Wayne Rooney!
01:36Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney!
01:44Oh, you're good!
01:50Right, mate!
01:52What's up?
01:52Wayne Rooney, everybody!
01:57Welcome to the show, Wayne.
01:58Why don't we remind ourselves of the moment you introduced yourself to the world?
02:06Wayne Rooney!
02:07Oh, he went for it! Oh!
02:09His first goal in the premiership!
02:11What a special goal! Wayne Rooney! His confidence knows no bounce!
02:18Wow! Mies! Mies! Now that is how you burst on the scene!
02:24Er, Wayne, how old are you then? I was 16 then.
02:27So you're 16. You were doing that at 16. At 16, I was preparing for another 10 years of being a virgin.
02:32So it's very... very different vibes.
02:35Well, listen, we're all buzzing to have you on, but there's one member of the panel who is particularly excited, Wayne,
02:40and that is Jill Scott. You're very excited, aren't you, Jill?
02:43Yeah, I think... No, but you're, like, really excited.
02:46I think anybody who loves football, honestly, loves Wayne.
02:51Yeah, but you... you really love Wayne.
02:54Have a look at this first tweet from Jill.
02:57I know everybody disagrees, but I still have a soft spot for ruining.
03:02What's nice there is saying, I know everybody disagrees.
03:06That's the real treat in that tweet.
03:09Oh, my God. What's going on there, Jill?
03:11It's amazing. I'm just going to pause for a second,
03:13because my cousin who does the IT on this show is fucked up.
03:16LAUGHTER
03:18There's another one. What?
03:20Rooney looking... Oh.
03:22Rakesh!
03:24LAUGHTER
03:27I told Mum that you'd fuck this up.
03:30LAUGHTER
03:32OK, let's have a look at the next tweet.
03:35What's... No, not again.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:37Rooney looking hot, loving his new hair.
03:40LAUGHTER
03:41Hashtag soft spot.
03:42What is that?
03:43Oh, my God.
03:45I am actually mortified.
03:47Jill, there's another tweet, actually.
03:49I'd love you to read it. Oh, my God.
03:50No, I'd love you to read it, because I'm not sure the tone in which to read it.
03:54Let's have a look at this next tweet from you.
03:56Oh, my God.
03:57Could you just...
03:58LAUGHTER
03:59Could you just read that out?
04:01LAUGHTER
04:02This is mortifying.
04:04Could you read that out for us?
04:05Rooney looking hot, mmm.
04:08LAUGHTER
04:10Wayne, how does that feel, to be objectified like that?
04:12I'm not too sure, actually.
04:14I've known Jill a long time as well, so...
04:17LAUGHTER
04:18Has she ever looked to you and gone, mmm?
04:20LAUGHTER
04:22Yeah, I think she has, actually, her son.
04:24LAUGHTER
04:25Jill, my question for you is, are you OK to continue every time you look at Wayne,
04:29are you going to do this?
04:30Why are you coming for me?
04:35I'm not coming for you, you're coming for Wayne and you're coming hard.
04:39LAUGHTER
04:41Absolutely disgusting.
04:42Wayne, I'm so sorry.
04:43I'm disappointed, though, Jill.
04:44Why?
04:45This tweet...
04:46You've had tweets of Jamie in the last series.
04:48Last year.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Wayne, nothing of me.
04:51LAUGHTER
04:52Don't...
04:53Don't you like people of colour?
04:54LAUGHTER
04:55No, I tweeted about Jamie.
04:58LAUGHTER
04:59He's got more colour than you.
05:02LAUGHTER
05:05APPLAUSE
05:07Oh, I'm mortified.
05:09I'm absolutely mortified.
05:11OK, let's crack on with round one.
05:13Red Team, have a look at this.
05:15THEY ST.
05:28THEY CHANGLE
05:29CHATTER
05:31CHATTER
05:41So there you saw Rory McIlroy, Cole Palmer and Luke Littler.
05:52But what I want to know is how they celebrated big wins.
05:55Who bagged themselves a 24-carat gold iPhone?
05:58Who stuffed their trophy down their pants?
06:00And who sung Don't Stop Believin' at Rocky Oki?
06:03Wayne, this question's all about winners.
06:05You won countless trophies in your career.
06:08What was the biggest you went celebrating a win?
06:10There was a few, really, but I always remember the first trophy we won was the League Cup.
06:14It was in Cardiff, something.
06:15We were going to get to playing home, be straight out and partying, really.
06:20We flew home, landed, all the players, everyone just went home.
06:24So I ended up back in the house with a Chinese takeaway.
06:28What's going on here?
06:30But then we had a few more where I remember we won the Premier League title 19th time,
06:36which overtook Liverpool.
06:37And I shaved the 19th into my chest.
06:40We've actually got a photo of you with the 19th.
06:44LAUGHTER
06:45Who did that?
06:46It's quite neat, isn't it?
06:48Good skills.
06:49Yeah, I've done it myself, yeah.
06:50Oh, right.
06:51What do you think, Jill?
06:52Mmm.
06:53LAUGHTER
06:55I did that when I played as well.
07:04Oh, my God.
07:07Jamie, how did you celebrate your momentous 1995 League Cup win final against Bolton?
07:12LAUGHTER
07:13I actually slept with a trophy.
07:17Oh, lucky trophy.
07:18LAUGHTER
07:18I was single.
07:19LAUGHTER
07:20I'm going to properly give it to you.
07:23LAUGHTER
07:24LAUGHTER
07:25Er, no, but you were also club captain when Liverpool beat Arsenal in the FA Cup final.
07:29Yeah, yeah.
07:30This is you celebrating.
07:32There you go.
07:33Less toolkit wanker and more telesales wanker.
07:36LAUGHTER
07:37Er, now, it looks like a great photo, doesn't it?
07:40It is a great photo.
07:41And if you zoom out,
07:43that is Prince Andrew checking your arms out.
07:45You, er, you, er, one of two men that never broke a sweat that day.
07:55LAUGHTER
07:56Wow.
07:57I don't remember that.
07:59You don't...
08:00Oh, my God.
08:01That is so...
08:02Do you not take a bit of a back seat, though, when, like, you haven't played?
08:07No, clearly not.
08:09What do you think, I've got a full kick wanker, John Terry style?
08:12No, it just looks all about you, doesn't it?
08:15Like, not the ones that actually played.
08:17Er, I know what you're saying.
08:19Michael Owen had scored two goals, and he's at the back.
08:21Two of the best, yeah.
08:22LAUGHTER
08:24Er, now, Wayne, speaking of celebrations,
08:26did you ever bump into Meeks on one of his big nights out of Manchester back in the day?
08:30No, I've spoke about this before, but I was in the Chinese restaurant.
08:34Again, I don't... I eat all the food.
08:36LAUGHTER
08:38Wayne, you like what you like, do you know what I mean?
08:40Yeah, erm...
08:41But, yeah, so I was there with my family, it was really quiet, erm...
08:44..and then Meeks comes in, 20, 30 of them.
08:46There wasn't 20 or 30!
08:48There was, Meeks, there was.
08:49You're making this up!
08:50It's a quiet, it's a nice restaurant.
08:51It was, like, two in real!
08:52Yeah, like a classy restaurant, then Meeks...
08:53The captain on backwards, and they're walking in.
08:55Disruptive, I'll get it.
08:56I was like, what's going on, yeah?
08:57Disruptive!
08:58I was like, what's going on?
08:59What's going on?
09:00So he was celebrating his 50th Premier League appearance.
09:03That's absolute bullshit!
09:05Were you?
09:06That's nonsense!
09:07It wasn't!
09:08I promised you wrong!
09:10It wasn't.
09:11It was his 25th.
09:12LAUGHTER
09:13Come on!
09:14You're putting a little bit of spice on there, aren't you?
09:16No, I'm not me.
09:17I'm not.
09:18You're putting it from the bench as well.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:21APPLAUSE
09:28So, could Cole Palmer be our Rocky Oki King?
09:31If anyone's unclear to what Rocky Oki is, it's karaoke but you're backed by a live band.
09:36Maya, what's your go-to karaoke?
09:38My go-to karaoke is Arctic Monkeys, When the Sun Goes Down.
09:42Anything manly and low, really.
09:44Anything manly and low?
09:45Yeah.
09:46LAUGHTER
09:47Alex, what's your go-to karaoke song?
09:49It's always the same.
09:51It's either I Want It That Way or Warren G and Night Dog Regulate.
09:54Regulate?
09:55Yes.
09:56I've got to be honest with you, Brooker.
09:57You doing Regulate might be the worst thing that I've ever heard happen to rap,
10:00and I include in that the shooting a Tupac.
10:02LAUGHTER
10:03Now, Palmer is the latest English player to be compared to you, Wayne,
10:08and he said that he used to pretend to be you in his garden.
10:11Do you see any of your game in him?
10:13Not really.
10:14LAUGHTER
10:15I don't. I think he's an unbelievable player.
10:24Yeah.
10:25I love watching him.
10:26I love just how, as a celebration, how cold he is and, like, just...
10:30He just doesn't look bothered.
10:31No.
10:32It's very chill.
10:33I think that adds to his brilliance.
10:34Yeah.
10:35I mean, he used to pretend to be you in his garden.
10:37Jill actually makes her partner pretend to be you in the garden.
10:40LAUGHTER
10:41And the bedroom, and a couple of times in the shower.
10:43LAUGHTER
10:44Now, you mentioned Cole Palmer's celebration.
10:47This is actually my favourite celebration of yours,
10:50and my favourite goal of yours.
10:51Let's have a look.
10:52Rene!
10:53It defies description.
10:54How about sensational?
10:55How about superb?
10:56Never will he strike a better ball and score a better goal than this.
11:13LAUGHTER
11:14Now, um...
11:16You, uh...
11:18You seem to have a lot of space there.
11:20I just want to know what useless piece of shit was supposed to be marking you.
11:23Let's have a look.
11:24LAUGHTER
11:26Now, look who it is.
11:28What?
11:29The thing is, though, he fucking...
11:31There ain't no thing, mate.
11:33You shinned that, didn't you?
11:34It comes off your shin.
11:36LAUGHTER
11:37Listen, it's harder to do it off your shin, than is your foot.
11:40But can I also ask you a question, Mix?
11:42What the fuck were you trying to head?
11:44LAUGHTER
11:45Mix!
11:46You see that?
11:47What, what, what you thinking right there?
11:49I'm thinking...
11:50I've got it!
11:51I've got it!
11:52LAUGHTER
11:54I definitely haven't got it!
11:56LAUGHTER
11:57Oh, fuck's sake!
11:59LAUGHTER
12:00The fact that he scores with his shin,
12:02shows how shit yous were, really.
12:04LAUGHTER
12:05Yeah.
12:06What was Mix like to play again?
12:07No, he was tough.
12:08He was tough to play.
12:09Like, obviously, he was always big and quick and powerful.
12:13He has a long throat.
12:14LAUGHTER
12:16He has a long throat!
12:20APPLAUSE
12:22So, er, what about Rory McIlroy?
12:24He's a friend of yours, isn't he, Wayne?
12:26No, I've met Rory quite a lot, yeah.
12:28Erm...
12:30Yeah.
12:31Yeah?
12:32LAUGHTER
12:33I don't know if you're aware, Jay's also good mates with Rory,
12:35in the same way that Stan is with Eminem.
12:37LAUGHTER
12:38Dear Rory, it's been three weeks since I've congratulated you
12:41on winning the Masters.
12:42Maybe you could try and reply faster.
12:44LAUGHTER
12:45Er...
12:46It's actually true, I did text him when he won it.
12:47He hasn't replied yet.
12:48What did you text him?
12:49Well done, mate.
12:50I'm really proud of you.
12:51You're really proud of him?
12:52Why are you proud of him?
12:53Well, I am, cos he won it.
12:55Yeah, but what's that got to do with you?
12:56LAUGHTER
12:57Did you turn up in a shirt and tie and pick up the trophy?
13:00LAUGHTER
13:02APPLAUSE
13:04APPLAUSE
13:06Now, I'm sure you've been invited to play golf
13:08in loads of people over the years, Wayne.
13:10Who's been the weirdest?
13:12Erm...
13:14It was Donald Trump when...
13:16What?!
13:18I don't know!
13:19Yeah, so when he was president the first time,
13:21I went to play golf.
13:22My friend was over from Manchester.
13:23We went to play golf at his course
13:25and when we got there, there was sniffer dogs,
13:27there was security everywhere.
13:29And he said, erm, the president's coming
13:31and he's playing with you.
13:32So, we're playing with snipers everywhere.
13:35There's all kinds...
13:36It was surreal, yeah, so...
13:38How did you play?
13:39All right, actually.
13:41He was goofy.
13:42That's your takeaway from that story.
13:44LAUGHTER
13:45He played golf with Donald Trump
13:48and your interviewer question is,
13:50how did you play?
13:52LAUGHTER
13:53That's what everybody's thinking.
13:55But there was...
13:56There was, erm...
13:57There was these three...
13:58Bless him!
13:59There was, like, three big escalades then
14:01and one of them had this, like, box on the back.
14:03So I said to him, what's...
14:04What's that for?
14:05He said, if there's a nuclear attack,
14:07he gets put in that airlifted out.
14:09So I was like, what happens to us?
14:11He's like, yous are fucked.
14:12LAUGHTER
14:13Oh, my God!
14:14LAUGHTER
14:15OK, Red Team, I need an answer from you.
14:19Who celebrated by singing
14:20Don't Stop Believin' on Rocky Oki?
14:22Who bought a 24-karat gold phone
14:24and who put their trophy down their pants?
14:26Phone... Phone's got to be Palmer.
14:28Yeah?
14:29I reckon Rory was...
14:30Yeah, Luke's not going to put...
14:31Luke Littler was...
14:32Do you think so?
14:33OK, er, let's see if you're right.
14:35I can tell you that Rory McIlroy sang
14:37Don't Stop Believin',
14:38Luke Littler bought the phone
14:39and Cole Palmer stuffed the trophy down his pants.
14:42So, Red Team, you scored one point.
14:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:51Er, now, Rory McIlroy was our Rocky Oki singer
14:54and, inspired by his celebration,
14:56we're going to give it a go.
14:57Please welcome Rocky Oki!
14:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:01OK, so I'm going to give a bonus point
15:02to anyone who's brave enough to give it a go.
15:04Blue Team, who fancies it?
15:05Ooh, it's a tough one.
15:07Maya, you go.
15:08Me, I'll have a go.
15:09Yeah?
15:10Yeah.
15:11OK, give it up for Maya Jammer, everybody!
15:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:16Come on, Maya!
15:17Come on, Maya!
15:19Come on, Maya!
15:20Come on, Maya!
15:22OK.
15:24Said he's a scumbag, don't you know?
15:26MUSIC PLAYS
15:29Oh, you're trying not to listen
15:41I bet your eyes are sailing at the ground
15:44It makes a subtle proposition
15:47I'm falling on my life to turn you down
15:50Oh, we must be on to summer
15:52Well, all the chances show it's more than likely
15:56I've got a feeling in my summer
15:58And start to wonder what could so remind me
16:01What could so remind me
16:03As the days that you change is when the sun goes down
16:06God, I'm all I'm all I'm all I'm all I'm all I'm all done
16:09Days that you change is when the sun goes down
16:11Around here
16:13Around here
16:22Give it up for Maya Jammer and Rocky Oki!
16:31See you after the break
16:43Welcome back to the League of the Road
16:48This question is for you, blue team
16:49Have a look at this
16:52Cristiano Ronaldo
16:53Black in the his kingdom
16:55Ronaldo!
16:57We are in the presence of goal-scoring greatness
17:01Elatoon to try and take another one
17:12She's got it
17:13Huge moment for Manchester United
17:18So there you saw Cristiano Ronaldo, Elatoon and Ruben Amarin
17:21They're all united through and through
17:23But what I want to know is
17:24Who does double chin workouts?
17:26Who had to buy computers for everyone after breaking team rules?
17:29And who gives motivational speeches at old people's homes?
17:33Jill, you do a bit of motivational speaking
17:35What do you need to be good at?
17:37Erm, like motivating
17:39Really?
17:42Thank you
17:43Building up the energy
17:44You do it well
17:45You do a good job
17:46Yeah, no I do like it
17:47I think like you've got to have like empathy
17:49When telling your story
17:51Be fearless as well
17:52Because it is like quite a big crowd
17:54Good eye contact
17:56Projection of the voice
17:57Yeah
17:59Why are you going to
18:00No, because we can feel where this is going
18:02I don't say anything
18:03No, I was actually being serious
18:04So you do need to have good eye contact
18:06Is that why you don't do it?
18:08Erm, I don't do it because I get enough regular work
18:10LAUGHTER
18:12Do you think you'd be an inspiring speaker at a retirement home?
18:23What do you mean by that?
18:24No
18:25Like why me?
18:26Retirement home?
18:27No, because this person does inspiring motivational speeches at retirement home
18:30So I just wonder if you think you'd be good at it
18:31Oh, I thought you were just alluding to my age and stuff
18:33No, not at all
18:34Well, it's like, you know, season 20 now and it's still the same old stuff
18:37And it's like, it's been a lot going on
18:39You know, leather man, Botox boy
18:41You know, injured all the time
18:43I just thought we should be nice to each other now, Ron
18:45Yeah?
18:46I don't call you Willy Wanker-eye, so I don't do I
18:49Willy Wanker-eye?
18:50I meant to say Willy Wanker-eye
18:52LAUGHTER
18:53I don't call you Willy Wanker-eye
18:58I don't call you Willy Wanker-eye
19:00I don't call you Willy Wanker-eye
19:03LAUGHTER
19:07Do you know what was so good about it?
19:08Is he was so excited to deliver it
19:10I'm going to get him, I'm going to get him
19:12Just wait
19:13You bloody Willy Wanker-eye
19:15Oh, fuck!
19:16LAUGHTER
19:17Shit!
19:18APPLAUSE
19:19APPLAUSE
19:20Now Mick, you played against the last truly great United side
19:25How much have you enjoyed watching them become Bang Average?
19:28Well, they're not really Bang Average, are they?
19:30They're still shit
19:31Yeah
19:32LAUGHTER
19:33But it's about who's at the helm, who's the boss, innit?
19:36It's like Weakest Link under Anne Robertson
19:39It was unbelievable
19:40LAUGHTER
19:42LAUGHTER
19:44APPLAUSE
19:49Now, Wayne, obviously your first love is Everton
19:53But we can't talk about them too much
19:54Because we've got viewing figures to think about
19:56But how hard...
19:57How hard has it been to watch United over the last few years?
20:00Yeah, even with your eyes it'd be difficult
20:05Oh!
20:06Oh!
20:07Oh!
20:08Wow!
20:09Wow!
20:10Wow!
20:11Wow!
20:12Wow!
20:13Thanks for joining everybody!
20:14We're out of here!
20:15Not beating that!
20:16Absolutely pulled my pants down there
20:17So what about Wayne's old teammate Cristiano Ronaldo?
20:18What was he really like, Wayne?
20:19Yeah, Cristiano's a great lad, lots of good memories with him
20:33I used to take him to the hotel the night before a game actually
20:38And it was when he was a little bit thinner
20:41He had to build his muscle up basically
20:43Right
20:44He'd drop off at McDonald's
20:45He'd get like a couple of burgers or something
20:46Yeah
20:47Because there's always that thing that he didn't eat any rubbish
20:49So I'm driving the car
20:50He's sat in the passenger seat eating burgers
20:51And I'm sat there thinking
20:53You're dribbling
20:54I would absolutely love for one of them
20:55You're dribbling
20:56I had to watch me wait and he had to put weight on
20:58So...
20:59But no, we had great memories and won lots together
21:01And obviously what he's gone on to achieve is incredible
21:04And now, Ronaldo's obviously done a million different adverts
21:06But Wayne, you actually did my favourite one ever
21:09It's for an X-Men film from 2016
21:12Obviously, Wayne is one of the greatest footballers this country's ever produced
21:16But to know that he's almost equally as good at acting
21:19This is quite remarkable, have a look at this
21:22Finally, we need someone with intensity and incredible focus
21:26Wait, I've got it, Cyclops
21:28Actually, Hank, I'm thinking of a different mutant
21:31Hello, old friend
21:33Hello, Charles
21:34Wayne Rooney?
21:35Wayne, we need you on the battlefield again
21:37Anything for the team
21:38It's going to take everything you've got to defeat Apocalypse
21:41Apocalypse who?
21:42I'll explain when we get there
21:44Hank, prepare the X-Jet
21:45We're going to Manchester
21:49Everything they've built will fall!
21:56Bloody hell
22:03Bloody hell
22:04Jill, what did you think watching the advert? Did it give you the ick or were you like...
22:21Oh my God
22:24I love it!
22:29Yeah, I want a copy after
22:31Meeks, we've seen you acting like a melt in several adverts over the year
22:35Do you fancy yourself as an actor?
22:36Why didn't you start the question like that?
22:37Sorry
22:38Meeks, you're obviously a brilliant actor, we've seen you in several adverts and you've smashed every one of them
22:42Yeah
22:43Do you fancy yourself as an actor?
22:44Er...
22:45Not...
22:46Maybe
22:47I met Tom Cruise, didn't I?
22:48Did you?
22:49Yeah
22:50He was...
22:52This audience are a bit... they're a bit off-key, man
22:55Yeah
22:56He was talking about the new Mission Impossible
23:00What was that for you, trying to get Zabaletta out of the team?
23:03LAUGHTER
23:08That is funny
23:11Anyway, carry on
23:12No, it was just about Rooney getting another managerial job
23:16I just sparked my gag now
23:18What a tosser
23:19Well, maybe you don't go, Anne Robinson
23:30Just like that, Romeo
23:31Just like that
23:33No, no, I love you
23:35Er, now, Ronaldo bought long-time partner Georgina an engagement ring, reportedly worth 3.7 million pounds
23:43Er, now Wayne, I've heard your fond of romantic gestures with Colleen too, is that right?
23:47Erm, I have been
23:50Hmm
23:51Cool
23:52Please do not elaborate
23:54That's all
23:56Again, I was going to a Chinese restaurant
23:58LAUGHTER
24:08It was, I was going
24:09And then, the closer I was getting there, I was going to propose in the restaurant
24:12And then, the closer I was getting there, I was thinking, I can't do it in the restaurant
24:15It was all pulled over and up in the petrol station
24:19Erm
24:20LAUGHTER
24:22Erm, got the ring out, asked her to marry me on the, on the courtyard
24:26She said, yeah
24:27And then we drove home and watched EastEnders with a glass of champagne and cornbie fash
24:32LAUGHTER
24:33That is so lovely
24:34I love that
24:35That's so cute
24:36That is actually lovely
24:37That is lovely
24:38That is lovely
24:40Er, okay blue team, I need an answer from you
24:42Who does double chin workouts?
24:43Who gave motivational speeches at old people's homes?
24:45And who had to buy everyone a PC after breaking team rules?
24:49Oh
24:50Wouldn't she do double chin workouts?
24:51He definitely no, cos he's got a beard, it covers it anyway
24:53Do you reckon?
24:54Or he just gets chin like it
24:55You must know what Toonie does
24:56Well, I don't ask her if she does double chin workouts
24:59No, I think he bought everyone a computer and I think he does motivational speeches
25:03Okay
25:04Guys, can I ask, can you do me a favour, can you take longer?
25:07LAUGHTER
25:08That's what your wife says
25:13LAUGHTER
25:14It's good, it's good
25:15It's good
25:16Okay
25:17Let's see if you're right
25:18I can tell you that Ella Toon does double chin workouts
25:20See
25:21Ruben Amerim gave motivational speeches at old people's homes
25:24And it's Cristiano Ronaldo who bought PCs for everyone after breaking team rules
25:27Well done blue team, you scored three points
25:30See you after the break
25:31Welcome back to the League of the Rome, this next round is all about a global icon
25:50HOPE Y flat
25:55Rooney and Rooney
26:00Rooney
26:01Rooney
26:02Oh he went through
26:04Oh
26:05His first goal in the championship
26:06Oh Rooney
26:08The youngest ever player and goal scorer for England
26:09Here's Rooney
26:11Oh my goodness
26:13Me
26:15He went through
26:19You've got the love, you've got the love, you've got the love.
26:49Wayne, there is so much to talk about playing for your boyhood club at 16, winning countless
27:02titles for Man United, captaining England, but actually, this is the main reason I want
27:06you to do on the show, Wayne, to get this sorted out.
27:08Have a look at this.
27:09Oh, that's a penalty.
27:11That's a penalty.
27:12Wayne Rooney gets the penalty for Manchester United.
27:17Rooney's piece of exquisite skill, and the leg is up.
27:22Oh, there's minimal contact at that angle.
27:27That is embarrassing.
27:29Whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:30That's embarrassing.
27:32Hold on, I think what we should do is, because now that you are a pundit, Wayne, if you were
27:36a pundit doing that game, what would you say?
27:38I'd say it's a penalty.
27:39I would.
27:40We can be honest here.
27:41You died for that penalty, didn't you?
27:42I'm sorry, can we say it one more time?
27:43Sorry.
27:44Let's have another, let's have another look.
27:45This is ridiculous.
27:46Where's the contact at?
27:47Look there, come on!
27:48Oh my God.
27:49Wayne Rooney.
27:50Embarrassment.
27:51Hold on, back, back, back, back, back.
27:52There you go, look, the towel on my shin, look.
27:53Where?
27:54There, right there, look.
27:55Look there, look there.
27:56I've still got a scarf on my shin off it.
27:58There's intensive care, isn't it?
27:59Yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:01I'm sorry, can we say it one more time?
28:02Sorry, can we say it one more time?
28:03Sorry.
28:04Let's have another, let's have another look.
28:05This is ridiculous.
28:06Where's the contact at?
28:07Look there, come on!
28:08Oh my God.
28:09Wayne Rooney.
28:10Embarrassment.
28:11Hold on, back, back, back, back.
28:12There you go, look, the towel on my shin, look.
28:14Where?
28:15There, right there, look.
28:16Right there, look.
28:17There's intensive care, isn't there?
28:18Yeah.
28:23It was actually my 19th birthday, that game.
28:25And as I've gone to take Saul Campbell on, he's left a leg out, so...
28:29Yeah, but he didn't touch you, did he?
28:30I've naturally said, oh, thank you, let's let him kick me.
28:33Did he touch you?
28:34He kicked you?
28:35Yeah, he touched my shin.
28:36He didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't touch you.
28:39So anyway, after that, for about six to nine months,
28:44we'd meet up with England, Saul Campbell wouldn't speak word to me.
28:46Really?
28:47That's a result.
28:48Really?
28:49Can I just say that was definitely a penalty win?
28:52Oh, shut up!
28:53That's definitely, definitely wasn't that.
28:56Definitely?
28:57Well, was it?
28:59Now, Jamie, you actually lined up against Wayne in his Premier League debut, didn't you?
29:04Did.
29:05Let's have a look at some of Wayne's highlights from that game.
29:07One of these debuts is already skinning defenders.
29:09Check this out.
29:10Yeah.
29:11So good, thank you.
29:13Here we go.
29:14Ooh!
29:15Can I just tell youolo...
29:16That I am going there?
29:17Yeah.
29:18Can I just say to youolo...
29:20Oh, oh...!
29:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I do...
29:23Oh, oh, oh, oh!
29:24Oh!
29:25Come on Wayne.
29:27That's not me.
29:34Come on, Wayne. What a guy.
29:37Now, listen, listen.
29:39It's not fair to just show Wayne's highlights.
29:41Let's have a look at some of Jamie's highlights from the same game.
29:44Thank you. Thank you. No worries.
29:56I tell you, it'd be different now.
29:58Because all I do is just slip it in.
30:01I remember playing against Wayne.
30:03I just remember, I'd heard so much about you as a young player,
30:0613, 14 years of age in the Liverpool area.
30:08Everyone was talking about him.
30:10And then playing, I remember standing in the tunnel.
30:13Like it was yesterday, I remember looking and going,
30:15good luck today, mate.
30:16And straight away, as soon as your first touch come in,
30:18I was like, what a good player.
30:20I actually taught you during the game.
30:21Yeah, I remember him talking to me all the time,
30:23and I was like, what do you want?
30:26Like, he was...
30:28Like, he was...
30:29He was making it.
30:31Let's him.
30:32That is so important.
30:34He was obviously playing for Liverpool,
30:36so I didn't like him anyway.
30:38And then, I'm like, just leave me alone.
30:40I'm 16.
30:41I was just being nice.
30:44You know what I mean?
30:45I just said, oh, great touch.
30:46What a player you are.
30:47You're fantastic.
30:48I mean, to me, it sounds like I was grooming you, but...
30:51The, uh...
30:52It was genuinely, though, I just...
30:54You knew straight away.
30:56The way he touched the ball was just totally different.
30:58And you...
30:59Yeah, it was a joy to play against you, mate.
31:00Still thirsty.
31:01Now, whilst we have one of the most talented footballers
31:03of all time on the show,
31:04we thought it was time to test his flair.
31:06This is disco balls.
31:18OK, we're going to be testing everyone's touch and flair.
31:21All everyone will have to do is control the ball
31:23and score without it hitting the ground, simple enough.
31:25But the balls are going to be flying out of this machine
31:28at 60 miles per hour.
31:30And there's five game-changing points for the goal
31:32with the most flair.
31:34Uh, Wayne, how's your touch these days?
31:36OK, still.
31:38Uh, OK.
31:39Uh, you're up first, Jill.
31:40Jill Scott, everybody!
31:41Yay!
31:42Yay!
31:48Is it fast?
31:49It's, well, 60 miles per hour.
31:51OK.
31:52You ready?
31:53Oh!
31:56Oh!
31:57Oh!
32:00Yay!
32:09Up next is Alex Brooker!
32:11Come on, Brooker.
32:12Do I get, like, a little, do I get a little taster, yeah?
32:14Yeah, I'll give you a little taster.
32:18Oh, fucking hell!
32:19That would ping off the old prophetic, didn't it?
32:21Yeah.
32:22Yeah.
32:23Yes!
32:24Ah!
32:25Come on, Brooker.
32:26Are you under the impression I have any control over this machine?
32:28That's all.
32:29I don't know what to say to you.
32:30OK, ready?
32:31Oh!
32:32Yay!
32:33Yay!
32:34Yay!
32:35Yay!
32:36Yay!
32:37Yay!
32:38Yay!
32:39Yay!
32:40Yay!
32:41Yay!
32:42Yay!
32:43Yay!
32:44Yay!
32:45Yay!
32:46Yay!
32:47Yay!
32:48Yay!
32:49Yay!
32:50Yay!
32:51Yay!
32:52Yay!
32:53Yay!
32:54Yay!
32:55Yay!
32:56OK, so, Meeks, you've got a bit of a back injury, haven't you?
32:58Yes.
32:59You don't want to do this.
33:00OK, so, in that case...
33:01Jesus Christ, Mark, I did it with one leg!
33:03No, let's do this.
33:04Come on!
33:05Yes, Meeks!
33:06OK, you ready, Meeks?
33:07It's a little taste for you.
33:08I'm fucking out!
33:09You turn that up, my dear.
33:10Let's go again.
33:11Oh, my dear.
33:12YS has a little taste for you.
33:13Yes, Meeks!
33:14OK, you ready, Meeks?
33:15It's a little taste for you.
33:16He's a little taste for you.
33:17I'm fucking out!
33:18You turned that up, my dear.
33:19Let's go again.
33:20Is it a tasteful for you?
33:22I'm fucking out!
33:25You turn that up, my dear. Let's go again.
33:47Please don't let Micah Richards kill me today.
33:50Hold your overhead kick.
34:08That was unbelievable.
34:12Mr. Micah, here's your jacket for you. Thank you so much for coming.
34:15LAUGHTER
34:20Shall we see if the genius himself can show us how it's done?
34:24Wayne, you up for this?
34:25Yep.
34:26Yes!
34:27Wayne, Wayne, everybody!
34:28Go on, Wayne.
34:30Come on, Wayne.
34:31Give us something special, big boy.
34:32OK. You ready?
34:36Whoa!
34:37Whoa!
34:38You just hit his bollocks?
34:39Fucking make me bollocks, huh?
34:40LAUGHTER
34:41Go, Wayne!
34:45Yeah!
34:48Come on!
34:53Run it!
34:54Run it!
34:55Run it!
34:56Run it!
34:57Run it!
34:58Run it!
34:59Run it!
35:00Run it!
35:01Run it!
35:02Run it!
35:03That was brilliant!
35:04That was brilliant!
35:05That was brilliant!
35:09Yes, well done!
35:15Big up, Wayne Rooney, you have the best time.
35:18Five points for you.
35:19See you after the break.
35:44This is Flight Pit Stop.
35:46Two players from each team must remove all four wheels
35:48from the car.
35:49However, they're going to be doing it eight metres
35:51up in the air.
35:53After each wheel has been removed,
35:54they'll have to answer a question.
35:55There's one point for every correct answer
35:57and a game-changing three bonus points
35:59awarded to the fastest team.
36:01Blue team, you're answering questions first.
36:03Please give it up for Jill and Maya!
36:09Hi, Maya.
36:10Fancy your drive?
36:11No, I know.
36:12Oh, shit!
36:15Someone's nicked the radio.
36:16If you're...
36:17It wasn't me.
36:20Jill, Maya, good luck to you!
36:22Let's raise the car!
36:27We have to climb out here, though.
36:29Do you know we have to climb out here?
36:31Yes!
36:32Is it on?
36:33How are we holding this other thing?
36:35Are you guys feeling okay?
36:38No.
36:39Not really.
36:40Okay.
36:41Well, we need to move on.
36:42So...
36:43Good luck to you.
36:44Your time starts now!
36:46Oh, my God.
36:47Oh, my God.
36:48You've got too intense.
36:49Okay.
36:50Oh, my God.
36:51Oh, my God.
36:52Maya, it's the...
36:53What am I allowed to hold?
36:54No.
36:55Oh, my God.
36:56Front left wheel.
36:57Front left wheel.
36:58All right, pass me the tool.
36:59No, just give me the tool.
37:00Ah!
37:01You dirty bitch!
37:03Okay.
37:04There we go.
37:05Oh, my God.
37:06This is horrible.
37:07You got it?
37:08Yeah.
37:09Okay.
37:10First question, blue team.
37:11Which American club did Wayne Rooney play for from 2018 to 2019?
37:14Oh, my God.
37:15Do you see the blue team?
37:16No, just give me the tool.
37:17No, just give me the tool.
37:18You dirty bitch!
37:19Okay.
37:20There we go.
37:21Oh, my God.
37:22This is horrible.
37:23You got it?
37:24Yeah.
37:25Okay.
37:26First question, blue team.
37:28Which American club did Wayne Rooney play for from 2018 to 2019?
37:31Oh, my God.
37:32Oh, my God.
37:33It's correct.
37:34Yeah, DC.
37:35On you go.
37:36Right.
37:37Right.
37:38Maya, I need to go now.
37:39Okay.
37:40Where do I go from here?
37:41Come back in.
37:42Fuck me!
37:43I'm here tight!
37:44Oh, my God!
37:45I'm falling forward now!
37:47Oh, my God.
37:48No, Jill.
37:49Get the fuck back in.
37:53Come on, Jill.
37:54I'm going to hit her.
37:59Oh, my God.
38:00I'm going to hit her.
38:01I'm going to hit her.
38:02Okay.
38:03Come on.
38:04Push!
38:05Good.
38:06Hey, question number two.
38:07How old was Wayne Rooney when he scored his first Premier League goal for Everton?
38:1016.
38:11It's correct.
38:12On you go.
38:13Oh, my God.
38:14Okay, you get in and I'll get in after.
38:15So, Maya, the back wheel on your side next.
38:16Are you okay?
38:17It's in between family.
38:18So, what is happening?
38:19Are you getting done by a drill door?
38:20I swear to God.
38:21I swear to God.
38:22I swear to God.
38:23Go on, Maya.
38:24Yes!
38:25Well done.
38:26Go on, Maya.
38:27You got this.
38:28Go on, Maya.
38:29What is it attached to?
38:30Okay, question number three blue team.
38:31How many times has Cristiano Ronaldo won the Ballon d'Or?
38:33Five or six.
38:34It is five.
38:35I'll give you that.
38:36Okay, on you go.
38:37Oh, fuck.
38:38One more wheel to go.
38:39When I pictured me and you in a car with a tool, it wasn't like this.
38:40Oh, my God, Jill!
38:41Ricky asks Jill.
38:42Yeah, that's what you do.
38:43Fucking hell.
38:44Okay, question of the three blue team how many times has Cristiano Ronaldo won the Ballon d'Or five or six. It is five
38:54I'll give you that. Okay, you go
39:00Me and you in a car with the tool it wasn't like this
39:14Shit, why is that my leg, my leg, my leg, my leg. Oh my god. No. What was that. This is some kind of jewel. Come on Jill. All right. The car needs to go down a bit harder. Can we have a little twist? No. Well done Jill. Well done. Maya come on down.
39:44What are you feeling? Yeah, I feel feel great. Thanks. Okay, let's raise the car
40:15Okay, Jamie Wayne good luck your time starts now
40:24Good start yes way behind you. Yeah, I went away. You got it. Okay
40:31Fuck you now. I don't like this. Well, it's keep it still rubbish
40:37Go away. Well done mate
40:39Go on Wayne. That's right
40:42Okay, question number one. Which team did Wayne Rooney score a hat-trick against on his Manchester United debut? Fender Batchie? It's correct
40:58You're fucking pushing me out your tit
41:06You're right yeah, why don't you fucking do it
41:09Fucking hell is the jewel gone?
41:15Go on, Joey
41:20Okay, question number two
41:22How many Premier League titles did Wayne Rooney win with Manchester United? Five
41:26Yeah, it's correct. On you go
41:29Jamie, you get back in
41:31I've got a gear stick up me arse
41:34Wayne, is the back wheel on your side next?
41:36Well done way
41:37Oh
41:38Yes, why?
41:40Look at this
41:43Oh, whoa!
41:44Whoa!
41:46No!
41:47I really can't see why I wasn't asked to do this game
41:50Well done, Wazzup
41:51Well done, Wazzup
41:53Well done, Wazzup
41:59Oh, no!
42:01Question three
42:02Which tournament did Maureen McElroy win in 2025 in order to complete the career Grand Slam?
42:06The Masters
42:07The Masters
42:08Is correct
42:09On you go
42:10Go on, Jamie
42:11Go on, Jamie
42:14Got me ankle stuck
42:18And we're looking in the sketches though
42:20Could be the latest ad
42:23Go on, Jamie
42:24Right, right, Jay
42:26Wazzup, I'm in trouble here, you know that
42:28Wazzup, hold me
42:31What?
42:32You've got a fucking
42:33You've got a fucking harness on
42:34Woo
42:38Yes, Jamie
42:40Oh, please come off
42:42Push it in
42:43Push it in, push it in further
42:46Come on, baby
42:47Yes
42:48Yes
42:50Well done, Wayne
42:51Well done, Jamie
42:54Yes
42:55Yes
42:57Yes
42:59And I can reveal that the fastest team was the red team
43:03Yeah
43:04Which means, tonight's winners are the red team
43:07You know what?
43:08Well done
43:12So thanks to Jamie, Wayne and Maure
43:14To Jill, Michael and Alex
43:15Thank you and good night
43:25And I'll see you later
43:27After the night
43:28So thanks for visiting the stars
43:29And I'll see you next time
43:30Thank you so much
43:32Bye
43:35Bye
43:37Bye
43:39Bye
43:40Bye
43:43Bye
43:45Bye
43:50Bye
43:55You
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