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Kim Kardashian & Kloe's Viscious Fight - KUWTK Recap

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00:00Kim and Khloe get into a vicious fight.

00:03We investigate Kourtney's crazy strict diet,

00:05plus the return of Rob Kardashian.

00:09Hey guys, it's Ali with your weekly dash cap,

00:12and let's start with Khloe and Kim

00:14who are really not getting along.

00:16Coco is trying to tell an innocent little story

00:19about a friend of theirs masturbating in front of her,

00:21and Kim is not buying it.

00:23I saw videos of our friends.

00:26It was a bunch of girls going out, and they were wasted.

00:29One of them just started fingering herself,

00:31and it's on video.

00:33Apparently, girls get really crazy

00:34when they have a girls' night.

00:35She was not.

00:37Yeah, she was. I saw the videos.

00:38I was there. She was not.

00:40Turns out the story is true.

00:42Kim is just effing with Khloe,

00:44but it's too late.

00:45Kim is ready to throw them hands.

00:47I just got up.

00:51Boom!

00:52Did you see that I flinched one time?

00:55You're so easy to piss off.

00:59You're so easy to make insecure.

01:00Wait till I tell you about your f***ing fat ass in a second.

01:03Kim's ass is both her greatest power

01:05and her greatest source of insecurity.

01:07Good to know.

01:08But this fight is real

01:10and actually goes to, like, deep childhood resentments.

01:13When we were younger,

01:14she would always lie just to get the tension.

01:18So now I think it's just turned into this, like, stream of lies.

01:23Don't be a f***ing b***h and make up that I'm a liar.

01:25All you've ever done is do that type of s***.

01:27You're just not a loyal person,

01:29and that's just my thing with you.

01:30Okay, this is getting way too deep.

01:32I'm not a loyal person.

01:32Oh, I don't care.

01:33Not with me.

01:34Quickly, Kris Jenner got her lips done like Kylie.

01:37Looks great.

01:38Also, there's this new game where we be mean to the momager.

01:42First, it was a cake in the face.

01:43This week, it's a big cup of flour dumped on her head.

01:47Nice, Khloe.

01:48Koko, meanwhile, also seems to be having some kind of allergic reaction.

01:52Draw your own conclusions about what's going on here.

01:55Speaking of allergies,

01:56here's some important diet and weight loss info for you in the new year.

02:00So as you might know,

02:01Kourtney Kardashian is a total sucker for every L.A. fad diet on earth.

02:06She is on the whole gluten-free train,

02:08thinks literally everything is going to kill her.

02:10So she takes Kim to the doctor,

02:12who she gets all of her information from,

02:14who, get this, is actually a chiropractor,

02:17not a medical doctor,

02:18and also a P.A.K.,

02:20which we looked up,

02:21and it stands for Professional of Applied Kinesiology, or A.K.

02:25Applied Kinesiology, it turns out, is totally made-up nonsense,

02:29and it's used to sell wealthy hypochondriacs like Kourtney,

02:33supplements, and other BS they don't really need.

02:36Case in point, Kylie sends Kourtney these amazing-looking donuts,

02:39and this is Kourtney's reaction.

02:41I can't eat this, but how exciting is it to smell it?

02:45I can't eat this.

02:45Kourtney, you only have one life to live.

02:48Have a damn donut.

02:49Well, later in the app,

02:50Kim and Kourt speak to a nutrition expert,

02:52and it turns out the actual best advice,

02:55eat a balanced diet, don't binge, and work out.

02:58There's no magic foods, no magic system.

03:01Big shocker, right?

03:03Finally, Rob makes a brief appearance via phone this week.

03:07Apparently, he's attending community college classes in L.A.

03:10Okay, but next week, the bitter legal battle heats up between Rob and Blac Chyna.

03:16There's no way Rob and Chyna could get back together.

03:19The legal battle that has been going on between the two of them is escalating.

03:22What's going on?

03:23There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

03:24There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

03:25There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

03:26There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

03:27There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

03:28There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

03:29There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

03:30There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

03:31There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

03:32There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

03:33There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

03:34There's no way Rob and Blac Chyna could get back together.

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