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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 2
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00:00Ow!
00:07That's what it's all about.
00:09I am obsessed with your outfit.
00:11We're never gonna get along. We're not gonna be best friends.
00:14Well, I think you also talk a lot of shit behind my fucking back.
00:16You don't talk shit behind my back?
00:17Girl, I don't talk about you. I don't think about you.
00:19Girl.
00:20Van Gogh.
00:21Condragulations.
00:22Holy fuck.
00:30I'm a winner. Clock it.
00:40Winning week one was amazing.
00:42I won money. Paula Abdul was there.
00:44I lived in Brooklyn Heights.
00:45Girl.
00:47What the fuck?
00:48How does that feel?
00:50I mean, I know a lot of y'all didn't really see it for me.
00:53Can I say something to the room, y'all?
00:55I just want to...
00:56Oh!
00:57Bitch.
00:58Bitch, she's back. She's back.
01:04The beaver kind of changes everything in the competition.
01:07Is it looking at us?
01:08What does it say?
01:09Beaverie.
01:10Beaverie.
01:11Beaverie.
01:12Beaverie.
01:13Now we get to play the role of the judge and we get to have an input on where people stand
01:18and who gets to move on.
01:19I can't believe she's back.
01:20That's major.
01:21We all seen the beaver be used.
01:23Does anyone have a strategy or...
01:26Do we feel like maybe there's some alliances afoot?
01:29I hope so.
01:30Oh!
01:31Oh!
01:32Paula's like, looking for alliance.
01:36A lot of us do perform together regularly, so it will be hard because there is a lot of friendships.
01:40Like the beaver, it's going to be a big mind fuck.
01:43Wait y'all, can I say something?
01:44Yeah.
01:45Dulce.
01:46Dulce.
01:47Dulce, thank you for correcting me.
01:48Yeah, no worries.
01:49I just want to say, I know we had our moment earlier, but I can be very blind, sometimes rude, bitchy, all that kind of stuff.
01:57I really do not mean it from a place of hate.
01:59I do not hate you.
02:00I do not dislike you.
02:01I really just don't know you.
02:02I want to get to know you more.
02:04If in the future I say things like that, bitch call me out.
02:07I will receive it and I will do better for you.
02:10I appreciate you saying that.
02:12Like I even said before, there's no actual hatred, nothing actually that serious.
02:16I appreciate what Van is saying, but I also think she's definitely closer to everyone else but me.
02:21So I think it's an easy, like I feel like if she ever got the beaver, I wouldn't even like plead my case, girl.
02:26I'd be like, let me get ready to lip sync.
02:29All right, everybody.
02:30Let's get out of drag.
02:33Seeing the golden beaver in play does change my strategy for this game.
02:37All I know is that if I even get close to the bottom.
02:41Let me give you a nice hug.
02:42You're such a shady fucking bitch.
02:44This sounds quiet.
02:45Ebony, get that diddity doodadum, speak the language and get close with the girls.
02:51Ontario Lions?
02:52Ontario, Toronto.
02:53POC, girly alliance.
02:55What does it mean?
02:56I don't trust none of these bitches though, okay?
02:59They're greedy, they're hungry, they want the crown, and I do too.
03:05I have some news about the beaver.
03:06What?
03:07Bitch, she got a go on!
03:10Canada's Drag Race, you better watch out for Ebony.
03:17That was so corny boots.
03:19That was getting Caucasian.
03:20Oh my God, why did I sell Tina Shaker up in here?
03:23Bitch, you gotta glue your wig down.
03:25The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:32With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:39With extra special guest judge, Glamzilla.
03:41Oh.
03:42Oh my God.
03:43They knew they had the workroom.
03:44Every thought I was going to be at the bottom last week, but you know, no one at the bottom.
03:48Just bottoms, you know what I mean?
03:50Last week was so much fun.
03:51How are we feeling about this week?
03:52I'm ready.
03:53We are ready.
03:54I was honestly really gagged that I wasn't in the top last week, being very honest.
03:58I feel the exact same.
03:59Like I feel like my outfit was the fucking one.
04:00I'm sorry.
04:01The category was more is more and I went above and beyond.
04:03But it was all three categories.
04:04Oh, I know.
04:05I'm not John, am I?
04:07So that being said, and I feel like my fucking music video, I ate that.
04:09I was going to be at the bottom last week.
04:10I was going to be at the bottom last week, but you know, no one at the bottom.
04:13Just bottoms, you never care.
04:14Last week was so much fun.
04:15How are we feeling about this week?
04:16I'm ready.
04:17I was honestly really gagged that I wasn't in the top last week, being very honest.
04:19And I went above and beyond.
04:20But it was all three categories.
04:21Oh, I know.
04:22I'm not John, am I?
04:24So that being said, and I feel like my fucking music video, I ate that down too.
04:29And my entrance.
04:30So thank you very much, Van Gogh.
04:32Ooh.
04:33Now that everybody's been safe for week one, you can feel the tension rising.
04:38How are you feeling this morning?
04:40Babe, I feel so good.
04:42Good.
04:43I feel like so comfortable around everyone now.
04:45Like honestly, I'm gonna have sex with everyone here.
04:47Oh my God.
04:48Oh shit.
04:49Let's go diva.
04:50Oh my God.
04:51Canada.
04:52She and I already didn't have her.
04:54Ahoy yawty girls.
04:55This week, we'll need all cans below deck.
05:02Ship happens, but if you stay sea sickening, you ain't gotta get sea sickening.
05:12Oh yeah.
05:13Okay.
05:14We're going maritime up in here.
05:17What does that mean?
05:19Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy.
05:22Oh, thank you.
05:26Hello.
05:27Carson fucking Cressley?
05:30Season six has some tricks.
05:32Girl, what?
05:33Permission to come aboard?
05:35Yes.
05:36Oh my God.
05:37Come on, Red.
05:38Oh.
05:39Nice to meet everybody.
05:42Oh, and I'm actually planning on sticking around for a while, so I hope that's okay.
05:48Whoa.
05:49Yes.
05:50Yes.
05:51Annie Hoodles, after a very hectic first week, I am sure you're up for some R&R.
05:56Well, I hope you scrubbed your decks, because we're about to go cruising.
06:01Yes!
06:02Yes!
06:03Like on a boat.
06:06Oh!
06:07What?
06:08Yes.
06:09For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be writing commercials to promote your own new cruise
06:14lines.
06:15Okay.
06:16But first things first, you'll need to pick your shipmates.
06:18We're looking for three groups of four, so find your sailors now.
06:23Oh!
06:24Let's do it.
06:25Let's do it.
06:26Okay, it works.
06:27This is gonna be more popping great.
06:29Yeah.
06:30I feel this.
06:31That was so quick.
06:32Did you pre-select those?
06:33No.
06:34No?
06:35I have Velma Jones, Van Gogh, and Saltina.
06:38Three of them were in the top, and I'm the only one who was a bottom queen last week.
06:44Three tops for one bottom?
06:46The odds are in my favor.
06:48Okay, so we have Hazel, Paolo, PM, and Ebony.
06:52Your cruise theme is Singles at Sea, where a rose can find her Jack or Jane.
06:58Okay!
06:59I got to have it.
07:00Okay.
07:01Van, Saltina, Sammy, and Velma.
07:04Your cruise theme is Self Care Sisters.
07:07Oh!
07:08Channel your spirituality as you set sail for Nirvana.
07:11Oh!
07:12That's so good for you.
07:13Mm-hmm.
07:14And last but not least, Star, Dulce, Maya, and Caramel.
07:19Your cruise theme is The Golden Gaze.
07:22Oh!
07:23A cruise fit for the geriatric twink.
07:26I think that's me, actually.
07:28We'll give you a free ticket.
07:31Will your commercials cruise you closer to the crown or land you on the poop deck?
07:36Racers, anchors away, and may the best drag queen swim!
07:41Woo!
07:42Woo!
07:43Woo!
07:44Woo!
07:45Woo!
07:46Woo!
07:47Woo!
07:48Woo!
07:49Oh my gosh.
07:50Bitch, we're going cruising.
07:51We're going cruising.
07:52We're going cruising.
07:53We're going cruising.
07:54I'm so happy we're in a cruise.
07:55I hear you.
07:56We get the Self Care Sisters cruise.
07:59Spirituality and mindfulness are my thing, so I'm really, really excited.
08:03Have you guys ever acted before?
08:04Well, yes.
08:05Well, yes.
08:06Okay.
08:07I agree.
08:08Not really.
08:09You don't?
08:10Is this going to be your first time acting?
08:11I don't think I like acting acting, but I work with a lot of people I don't like, so I act like I'm fine with them.
08:15All my other group members have a lot more experience in acting than I do, but I know I can kill this.
08:21This is my moment, and I'm going to take it.
08:23Let's pretend that you invented makeup.
08:24She had anger.
08:25Beat her ass.
08:26Beat her ass.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Can I just say right off the bat, I brought a bunch of BDSM stuff.
08:32I am so excited about acting challenges.
08:34I'm teamed up with the funniest people I think there is in the room.
08:37Honestly, you are a crazy nutball, but you also have a social media presence that I think is going to come very handy here.
08:44Okay.
08:45I love to fake it.
08:46I love to act.
08:47I just feel like it's such a escapism from reality.
08:51You're a different person.
08:52You're acting.
08:53I'm acting right now.
08:55I kind of have a concept idea, and I want to hear what y'all think.
09:01Okay, okay.
09:02Maybe it could be for, like, hard-working moms.
09:05The subtext is, it's actually a cult.
09:07It gives us juice to play with.
09:09It does.
09:10I love juice.
09:11Beyond the self-care.
09:12Like, I know I'm going to go full Acadian mom.
09:13Nice.
09:14Like, yeah.
09:15How about I be the cruise director who's, like, directing?
09:18I love.
09:19Who's, like, guiding us through the meditations and all that?
09:21Exactly.
09:22Our cult, sorry, cruise is all about recruiting people, and we're setting sails to the seas.
09:29Get into the zen of it all.
09:32Maybe we can just be, like, do a deep breath and go.
09:34Why isn't it just that?
09:38SS.
09:39SS.
09:40Oh, I love that.
09:41We are working very well together.
09:44Everyone is bringing ideas, and we know what we're doing.
09:47My cruise has a whole vibe.
09:49If you start it with a close-up, if it pans away and there's something on the lower half
09:54of you, that's off.
09:55Nice.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Like, you're not wearing pants or...
09:59But it's hard to start with a close-up.
10:02You have to establish where you are.
10:05Yeah, establish the moment, establish, yeah, that's true.
10:08In my group, Velma is acting as a little bit of a storyboarder, and she is just not here
10:14for anything that she didn't think of, to be honest.
10:17Should everyone be a voiceover, then?
10:19No, that's it.
10:20That's weird.
10:21I think what it should be is we all do a pass of our first scenes, and then while the other
10:24people are doing their first scenes, someone's changing.
10:26No, no.
10:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:28No, no, no.
10:29We do it.
10:30Like, what is the best for the wardrobe and accessories?
10:32We're just talking.
10:33We're just spitballing ideas.
10:35Every scene, my lashes can get bigger.
10:37Wait!
10:38No, no, no.
10:39Don't do that.
10:40What?
10:41Do you think that you can technically do that in 30 minutes?
10:43No, no, no, no.
10:44Don't do that.
10:45Oh, yes.
10:46Thelma is just stressed.
10:47Like, just a perfect word.
10:48Stressed, not happy, not having fun.
10:50Baby, we need to go on the cruise.
10:52That's why we were doing the commercial.
10:53I feel like the most important thing in this challenge is making sure that what we're selling
10:57is something that people want to come to.
10:59I think also playing into, like, the funny part.
11:01Puns and jokes and, like, hidden messages and stuff.
11:03Yeah.
11:04That really caters to, like, old queer people.
11:06I don't really know that many older, like, queer people in my life in general.
11:09That's actually fair.
11:10I had to think about it.
11:11And maybe it's because I don't go out of my way or just our paths have been crossed.
11:16But, like, I hope they do.
11:18I don't know if you guys know this, but my dad's queer.
11:20Oh!
11:21I did not know that.
11:22I, like, kind of just recently found out that he was my dad, like, three, four years ago.
11:27At the age of 19, I found out that the dad that raised me wasn't actually my father.
11:31Somebody reached out, like, hey, I think I'm your dad.
11:34Fast forward, we did a DNA test.
11:35Turns out he was my father.
11:37And that was just, like, a huge, like, eruption in my life.
11:40And, like, I grew up in, like, a very religious household.
11:43So, like, to find out that I had a queer father, like, completely, like, changed my life.
11:46Wow.
11:47And he's been so supportive of me being here and my drag.
11:49And it's, like, a complete 180.
11:51I didn't know that.
11:52That's actually so sweet.
11:53That's awesome.
11:54I had, like, no idea.
11:55I won Ottawa's X-Rike Superstar and he surprised me and showed up with flowers.
11:59He also used to do drag, like, back in the day, too.
12:01No.
12:02I was so happy because it was for the first time that I felt like someone in my family was
12:06seeing the real me.
12:08He just inspires me so, so much.
12:10So I'm definitely going to play into him.
12:12But he's also only, like, 45.
12:13So it's...
12:14Oh, yuck.
12:15Bitch, I want to be Papa Caramel, honey.
12:19You there.
12:20Single, sad, alone.
12:22Cry no more.
12:23Let me tell you about our services.
12:25And that's where we would put a little voiceover.
12:26Yeah.
12:27The services that our cruise ship provides.
12:29Yeah.
12:30There are foods that are aphrodisiacs.
12:32Like, we could be, like, welcome to our food group.
12:35Where we have da, da, da.
12:38And it's only, like, oysters.
12:40Dark chocolate.
12:41Pineapple.
12:42Pineapple.
12:43Mandatory.
12:44Edible lube.
12:45Edible condom.
12:46The pep talk.
12:47The pep talk.
12:48Should we have a dark room on the boat?
12:50Gooning.
12:51Gooning, coach.
12:52Ugh.
12:53I just have this feeling that this is too sexual.
12:58Go the mile, but don't go too much.
13:01I just don't want it.
13:02I just don't want it to be so sex-focused.
13:04Yeah.
13:05So let's reel it in and not get ahead of ourselves.
13:07We're selling the cruise, right?
13:09I love our concept done like that.
13:11But is it sexual or is it single?
13:13Oh, my God.
13:14My parents are going to watch this.
13:15Ah!
13:16Oh, that's my crew.
13:18Hello, queens.
13:19Hello.
13:20Hello, queens.
13:21Oh, my God, boys.
13:22Hello.
13:23Bienvenue.
13:24Oh, my goodness.
13:26These boys are so fine.
13:27Oh, they're all mesmerized by the pit crew.
13:29Hello.
13:30I'm over here.
13:31We are going to start with the singles cruisers,
13:34and the rest of you beautiful creatures
13:36can have a seat right here.
13:39Feel free to heckle.
13:40No, I'm kidding.
13:41Don't do that.
13:42Lights.
13:43Go.
13:44Action.
13:45Our group is coming in first,
13:46and we are ready to set that bar.
13:49All right.
13:50Your time starts now.
13:51Here he is.
13:52Hit it, divas.
13:53Are you tired of being left on read?
13:55So single and sad, you just want to get bread?
13:58I'm gonna know further.
13:59You got nothing to lose.
14:01And welcome aboard.
14:02Don't lose, not grieve.
14:05Who went the second to the last line?
14:07Was it Hazel?
14:08Me.
14:09I would be careful about your diction.
14:10Got it.
14:11And the same for Paolo as well.
14:13Just be careful that we can really understand
14:15what you're saying.
14:16Bubbly.
14:17All right.
14:18What scene is next?
14:19Okay.
14:20So I am Goonologist.
14:21Hello, boys.
14:22Are you ready to come to set?
14:24And action.
14:25Take a bite.
14:26It tastes so good.
14:28Food's so yum.
14:30It'll make you wanna...
14:42Thanks, boys.
14:43That was great.
14:44I don't know if we can air it, but it was great.
14:49All right.
14:50What's next?
14:51Hey.
14:52Oh, hello.
14:53Hee hee.
14:54Okay.
14:55And what's the set up here?
14:56I'm just talking shit.
14:57Okay.
14:58Let's give it a whirl.
14:59Let's give it a whirl.
15:00And action.
15:01Just drink the touch.
15:02I'm feeling lit.
15:03Godday!
15:04I love this sip!
15:08What?
15:09Take the thing out.
15:10Take it out.
15:11Take it out.
15:12Funny gag.
15:13Pun intended.
15:14I think spit it out like it's a piece of gum or something.
15:17And then you get the funny.
15:18And then you also get our viewers to understand what you're saying.
15:22Action.
15:25No drink the touch.
15:27I'm feeling lit.
15:28Hee hee.
15:29Godday.
15:30I love this sip!
15:32Hee hee hee.
15:33Okay.
15:34Girl, what?
15:35The singles at sea heard my lisp and said, how can we make our voices harder to understand
15:42than Vance?
15:43Um, and they all accomplished that.
15:46What do you think?
15:47I just feel like I can't tell what they're selling.
15:51Get it, Hazel.
15:52The prompt is more singles at sea looking for love, not looking to get fucked.
15:56Like, that's not what singles want all the time.
15:59And action.
16:00Take those pills so you can have all those thrills.
16:04All wrapped up and ready to take it off the ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
16:13That's great.
16:14And this is all, this whole storyline is promoting the singles cruise, yes?
16:18Yes.
16:19Okay.
16:20Got it.
16:21I know it's the singles cruise.
16:22It's just sounding like the, um, the slutty sex cruise.
16:25Okay.
16:26Carson says this is a slutty sex cruise and I shit myself.
16:31We did too much.
16:32Sorry, Mom.
16:33All right.
16:34That's time.
16:35Thank you so much.
16:36All right.
16:37We will welcome up our self care sisters.
16:40Okay, great.
16:41Now who did the writing?
16:42Who's kind of in charge?
16:43We all came up with our shit.
16:44Yeah.
16:45And Velma was so good at writing it down, but we all have our own characterizations, our
16:50own material.
16:51All the storyboard ideas.
16:52So Velma had a pen.
16:53Velma had a pen.
16:54Exactly.
16:55No, no, no.
16:56She knew how to write.
16:57Can I see?
16:58Oops, sorry.
16:59I did the storyboard.
17:00It's like all of my ideas, like for the concept and everybody just share.
17:05Okay.
17:06So you came up with the overall creative and then they kind of contributed each of their
17:10segments and their dialogue.
17:11Just the technicality of it.
17:12The overall creative.
17:13Okay.
17:14And is everybody happy with what you came up with?
17:16Yes.
17:17Yes.
17:18Yes.
17:19Yes.
17:20We all contributed to the overall creative for sure.
17:21Okay, great.
17:22They're definitely going to fight after this.
17:25Your time starts now.
17:26I'm going to start back here.
17:28I'm the cruise ship director.
17:29Okay.
17:30It's also a kind of cult and I might be recruiting.
17:33And you're going to hit the gong.
17:35I am.
17:36I think that's so funny.
17:38Are you ready?
17:39Um, yes.
17:40Can I get a line reminder just to start off?
17:42Hello.
17:43Welcome aboard SS.
17:44Uh.
17:45Okay.
17:46And action.
17:47Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
17:55Welcome aboard.
17:56Welcome aboard.
17:57SS.
17:58Uh.
17:59Oh, right.
18:00Sorry.
18:01Let's start over.
18:02Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
18:07Van and Velma's conflict right before we start.
18:10Okay.
18:11Did rattle me.
18:12But if there's anything I can do, it is pick myself back up and apply myself.
18:17Would you like to be taken away?
18:20Join our cruise and let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay.
18:28Great.
18:29That was very good.
18:30Word.
18:31Word.
18:32Word.
18:33Okay.
18:34We should probably move on.
18:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:36Let's do it.
18:37I'm gonna be like a really busy businesswoman.
18:39Right, right.
18:40And it's a voiceover, so it's like...
18:41It's all completely voiceover?
18:43Yeah, it's just like...
18:44Let's see from...
18:45No, this is...
18:46The beginning part is voiceover.
18:47This part is not voiceover.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:50Yeah, yeah.
18:51Okay.
18:52Let's see...
18:53It is voiceover.
18:54I think Carson is seeing us a little bit messy.
18:58Van looks frustrated.
19:00She looks pissed.
19:02But I know I'm a powerhouse in acting.
19:05So I will just lean with that and try to have the more fun I can have with this challenge.
19:11I'm a highly busy woman.
19:13How do that's time for this sheep?
19:22That worked.
19:23Great.
19:24I think we should keep moving.
19:25Action.
19:26My name is Sammy Landry.
19:28I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
19:32If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
19:37Great.
19:38Are you happy with that?
19:39I'm very happy with that.
19:40Okay.
19:41Okay.
19:42Let's move on.
19:43Our team chemistry maybe wasn't the best in the moment.
19:47What's like turbulence?
19:48But like...
19:49I don't know.
19:50It was rocking.
19:51The butt was...
19:52Join us on the SSN.
20:02Okay.
20:03That's your time.
20:04Hello, my golden gays.
20:05Hey, Carson.
20:06Hey, Carson.
20:07Who did what in this team?
20:09We literally all did everything.
20:11We were all pitching ideas.
20:12We all wrote everything down.
20:14Maya, you feel good?
20:15I feel good.
20:16Yeah, I feel good.
20:17We're gonna try not to get mad at each other and stuff.
20:19Okay.
20:20Oh, the shade.
20:21Well, we also contributed to all of our script, but not all of our team ever said that.
20:24Oh.
20:25Okay.
20:26I can't wait to see how this turns out.
20:27What the fuck was that?
20:28What?
20:29What the fuck was that?
20:30What the fuck was that?
20:31You said you came up with the whole concept?
20:32No.
20:33I said...
20:34He said that.
20:35He said that.
20:36And then she said yes.
20:37We'll do this later.
20:38We'll do this later.
20:39And action.
20:40We are your cruise directors on the S.O.S. Seniors on Sea.
20:44I'm having a literal blast.
20:45We will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going birdwatching.
20:51I am like looking straight into that camera and giving it a little bit of, ah, and I'm just
21:09feeling so good.
21:10We know you golden gays love your white parties.
21:14Which is ironic.
21:15Because we're the ones hosting it.
21:20Great.
21:21I don't think you can do any better.
21:22Okay.
21:23All right.
21:24We can move on.
21:25Great job.
21:26This song is from the 1940s.
21:28I think that's when Roof Hall was born.
21:31This song used to be hip in my day.
21:34Oh.
21:35Oh.
21:36My hip.
21:37Wait, what?
21:38Why?
21:39Can you twerk on the walker?
21:40Yeah.
21:41I think you should do that.
21:42Just have fun with this.
21:43This is so stupid.
21:44Okay.
21:45Yeah.
21:46Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last.
21:47Because it probably is here at the S.O.S. Seniors on Sea.
21:55And that's your time.
21:56Thank you so much.
21:57Woo!
21:58Okay.
21:59Now we can read it.
22:00It's elimination day and the other teams need to be scared because they had some bumps in the water.
22:16I have a question for the self-care sisters.
22:19Yes.
22:20Are you guys going to let Thelma speak?
22:23Oh.
22:24I was going to ask.
22:25So we were obviously watching you guys were first.
22:27Yeah.
22:28And it seemed a little tense on set.
22:30Did it?
22:31Yeah.
22:32Yeah.
22:33So what was going on?
22:34I just don't know what happened.
22:35I know.
22:36Everybody was speaking at the same time.
22:37I'm sorry.
22:38I'm not the leader of the team.
22:40That's not what I said.
22:41I just wanted to say what I did.
22:44And maybe it came out wrong.
22:46I don't know.
22:47At this part, I was like, oh my God, I don't understand nothing that is going on.
22:50It's really a loss in translation, I think.
22:53I just wanted to assure that it was clear that I did more on the part of the storyboard.
22:58That was the only thing.
22:59And I hope she understood that, but I don't think so.
23:03What I remember hearing was Carson saying, who was the leader of the group?
23:07And we were all saying you.
23:08Can I speak, please?
23:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:11Then Carson said, so the overall concept was your idea.
23:15And I heard you say, yes, the overall concept was my idea.
23:18No.
23:19And that's when I said, well, no, I think we all contributed to the overall concept.
23:22Because I feel like we did really work collaboratively on the entire script.
23:26Absolutely.
23:27100%.
23:28The entire script.
23:29Everything was collaborative.
23:30I'm sorry.
23:31It's hard for me to speak in English.
23:32And everybody was talking and I'm like, I don't understand everything.
23:36I don't know what is going on.
23:38I totally understand, Vin, why you would be upset.
23:40And I also get where you're coming from as well.
23:42Because I didn't know English when I first came here.
23:44You have to think in one language and then speak it in a different one.
23:47It's really a lot of translations.
23:49Yeah.
23:50I loved working with you guys collaboratively.
23:51Obviously, in the moment it happened, I'll say I got really stressed out.
23:54I'm just somebody who, like, if I feel something, I wear it all over my body.
23:59I'm sure you all have realized.
24:00No.
24:01Not at all.
24:02I get it.
24:03I'll be more patient with you.
24:04No, but I'm hopefully okay.
24:06That's OCD.
24:07I'll stop before I react.
24:08Van Gogh starting to chime in with, like, oh, we all worked on it.
24:12This is already her second, like, tiff with someone, you know?
24:15So it's like, at one point you need to see that you kind of are the problem.
24:19It's not like she's got some healing to do.
24:21Because, like, she's a sickening bitch, you know?
24:23But she's also a bitch.
24:25Well, ladies, I think we should get ready for this runway.
24:29Because you guys are looking a little gray.
24:32Oh!
24:33I am seasick, my man.
24:39How do we feel about, like, that conversation?
24:42Like, Ross and Delma.
24:43I really want to, like, interject, but, like, these bitches, like, don't know when to, like,
24:47let another girl talk.
24:48You just need to, like, put your hand down and say, bitch, I have something to say, too.
24:52But the thing is, like, I don't need a moment that night, you know?
24:54Not that you need a moment, but, I mean, the way that you've let me in,
24:58I want other people to be let in like that and understand you.
25:01I understand Paula.
25:03I do.
25:04She's so fucking funny.
25:05And she's so genuine and sweet.
25:07And she listens.
25:09And I do be talking a lot.
25:14This is a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.
25:17But is anybody else missing friends and family?
25:21I'm very fortunate, and I know this is rare, that, like,
25:23I have a family that supports me.
25:25And my dad and I, like, growing up, I wasn't really close with him.
25:29Oh, God.
25:30Aw, babe.
25:32He's been there.
25:33Like, he doesn't come to my shows, and we're so okay with that.
25:35Like, I, girl, I'm, like, in a fucking G-string and a brawl.
25:38Like, shaking your ass for $5 bills.
25:40Like, literally, like, I'm, like, a fucking stripper.
25:42It's fine.
25:43But it's more the fact that, like, behind the scenes, we call every day.
25:47And, like, he helped me build my drag room, my drag studio.
25:50And, like, he's been there.
25:52And, like, my mom, too.
25:53Like, you know, like, she's been there to help and support me.
25:56And I know I'm so lucky.
25:57Hazel, they love you.
25:59You have one of the greatest families.
26:02It's so important to have, like, that loving support system.
26:06I was, like, the parents of my parents.
26:09A lot of toxicity.
26:12My mom was having alcoholism.
26:15And it was all on me.
26:16My fault.
26:17My fault.
26:18Always, always.
26:19So, like, my family, when I was growing up, like, we came from Mexico
26:22and they were immigrants.
26:23And my father was very, like, abusive towards me physically.
26:28If I dropped, like, a glass of water or if I missed a school bus, like,
26:32I would get beat constantly and kind of having to, like, live in, like, that sense of fear.
26:37I moved out when I was 16 and I got emancipated, like, as soon as I could
26:41because I wanted to just, like, be me.
26:44So, like, since I've been 16, like, anything I have, it's because I did it.
26:49Like, my parents have never given me a dollar since then.
26:52Like, I didn't talk to my parents for, like, years.
26:55And I still don't talk to my dad.
26:57Like, at all.
26:58Like, I remember when I would first move out, like, the city was small.
27:01So, like, if we saw each other, like, I saw them, like, shopping.
27:04I would just walk by.
27:05Like, we didn't know each other.
27:07What?
27:08What?
27:09Like, I think that's why sometimes I'm, like, so quiet or, like, so reserved.
27:13It's because, like, and I'm sure, like, everyone else, like, this isn't a joke to me.
27:17Like, no.
27:18This is my life.
27:19I've given up literally, like, everything because I don't have aunts or uncles.
27:24I don't have anybody here.
27:26I have just me.
27:27And, like, you saying that, Hazel, saying, like, how appreciative you are.
27:31Like, that makes me so happy because I think something that, like, kind of gets me going is, like, when, like, queer people who have such good families will be like, oh, I have to go see my family.
27:40Or, like, oh, they're so annoying.
27:42They're so, they love my drag so much.
27:43And I'm like, you have no idea how lucky you are to even have that.
27:47So, like, just be happy, like you said, and appreciate it.
27:50And you're so loved here, bitch.
27:52Thank you for sharing.
27:54No, like, thank you.
27:55And, like, that.
27:56Because I also see you be reserved and, like, that.
27:58And that's why I always come up to you and, like, that.
28:00Because I want you to be that outgoing person that you are, that I know deep down, bitch.
28:05That girl on the fucking challenge.
28:07Literally.
28:08She's owning it.
28:09Right when you walk down and you're like, yeah.
28:12I was like, okay.
28:13Wait, wait, can we all do the Dulce titty shake?
28:16S-O-I.
28:19S-O-I!
28:21S-O-I.
28:22S-O-I!
28:46Let your whole body top.
28:48Gorgeous, yes.
28:49Wow, wow.
28:50So hot.
28:51That's blonde admission.
28:52Welcome to the captain's quarters of Canada's drag race.
28:56She's my forever life preserver.
28:58It's Tracy Melshor.
28:59Hey, girl.
29:00Hey, Brooklyn.
29:01Oh, my God.
29:02Tracy, I am so on board with this look,
29:04and your makeup is sailing full speed ahead.
29:07Not a soul can dock.
29:08That's right.
29:09And X always marks his spot.
29:11It's style superstar Carson Kressley.
29:14Thanks for having me.
29:15I'm so happy to see you.
29:16How are you adjusting to Canada?
29:18Oh, gosh.
29:18I'm having a really hard time with the accent.
29:20What accent?
29:21I don't understand you.
29:23What?
29:23Oh, sorry about it.
29:25And she's forever making waves.
29:27It's makeup maven, Glamzilla.
29:30What's up, Brooklyn?
29:31How do you like my mug?
29:33Oh, I think you went a little overboard.
29:36This week, we challenged our queens
29:38to make us flash in cruise commercials.
29:41Racers, start your engines,
29:43and may the best drag queen win.
29:49Category is In the Shadows.
29:54Mwah.
29:55First up, Van Gogh.
29:58This week, I have not only one face to critique,
30:00but two.
30:01Teddy or not, here she comes.
30:03I'm giving you a little bit club kid,
30:05a little bit of childhood nightmares,
30:07a little bit of possessed teddy bear.
30:09Cute and cuddly,
30:10and a little gothic and evil,
30:12kind of mixed together.
30:13I wouldn't consider myself a two-faced bitch,
30:16but today on the runway,
30:17I thought I'd try it out.
30:18And I said,
30:19let the plastic surgery settle
30:21before you leave the house.
30:22You are wrong.
30:23Next, Saltina Shaker.
30:27Oh.
30:28This look represents staring your inner demons in the face
30:32and making them glamorous.
30:34When I was 16 years old,
30:35I was in a car accident,
30:37which left me riddled with scars for so long.
30:40I didn't want to show anybody my scars,
30:42but now I want people to look here.
30:44I wanted to look how trauma looks
30:46when it's transformed into love,
30:48and I think I did that.
30:50Sammy Landry.
30:52When I heard
30:54What Lurks in the Shadow,
30:56I immediately thought
30:57of when you hit a deer on the highway.
31:00Bitch, I am from New Brunswick.
31:02Look at all that carcass.
31:04Every single inch of this gown
31:06is full of rhinestones.
31:09This deer, she might have been hit by a car,
31:11but she's still gonna hit up that party.
31:14These gays,
31:15they're trying to roadkill me.
31:17You kill them, we grill them.
31:20Velma Jones.
31:22I present to you my other ass.
31:24Oh.
31:25Johnny.
31:27Here's Johnny.
31:28With this look,
31:29I wanted the judges
31:30to see that a drag king
31:32can do as much as a drag queen.
31:34My king community is so beautiful,
31:36and they are all so creative
31:39and so fierce,
31:40and I think if I can make them proud,
31:43I'm really happy.
31:44Ow!
31:45Ow!
31:45Ow!
31:45Oh!
31:46Star doll.
31:47Oh, I'm facing my fears right now
31:51as an aswang.
31:52The mythical creature
31:54from Filipino folklore
31:55that scared me so much as a kid.
31:57Caught in a bat romance.
31:59This look is giving horrifying,
32:02terrifying, creepy creature,
32:06and I am thirsty for that winch.
32:08Wow!
32:09When I said wing woman,
32:10I didn't really mean this.
32:14Dulce.
32:15I'm tripping onto this runway
32:16as La Llorona,
32:18a Mexican legend who,
32:19long story short,
32:20was going to her wedding day,
32:22ended up having to kill her kids,
32:23and then her partner was like,
32:24you know what?
32:25I'm good.
32:26Oh!
32:27Oh!
32:28Ah!
32:30Give me that.
32:30Ah!
32:33Girl, same.
32:34These tears are coming
32:35straight from my eyes,
32:37and I am still dripping
32:38from the swamp
32:39trying to find my next prey.
32:41Oh, this reminds me,
32:42I need to get an oil change.
32:45Now, Maya Fox.
32:47For this look,
32:47I am giving a demon
32:49that lives behind the mirror, honey.
32:51Can we all just pause
32:52and take a moment to reflect?
32:54Yes.
32:55She preys on vanity.
32:57If you dare look into her mirror,
32:59she captures that soul.
33:00I've got horns,
33:02they are rhinestones.
33:03I am giving you glam,
33:04I am giving you spooky,
33:06and I am giving you finesse.
33:08And that's the vanity.
33:10Caramelk,
33:11guess who's bat in the house?
33:14Oh.
33:16Tonight,
33:17I am coming down the runway
33:19as a corrupt government experiment
33:21gone wrong.
33:22The wings are huge.
33:23I think they weigh more than me.
33:25I'm literally dying
33:26walking down this runway
33:27in so much pain,
33:28but I'm trying not to show it.
33:30I want to show the judges
33:31that I'm not just a one-trick bat.
33:34I think I know her.
33:35We used to hang.
33:39Paolo Perfeccion.
33:40All of my life,
33:41I was told,
33:42you could be wearing a trash bag
33:43and you still look fabulous.
33:45As I'm walking the runway,
33:46oh.
33:47Oh, my goodness.
33:48It can't fill off.
33:49Embarrassing.
33:50Yikes.
33:51Then I'm on the other side.
33:52Oh, two cups.
33:54Wow.
33:54You can pay her in trash or credit.
33:56That is embarrassing.
33:58Oh, babe,
33:59I just gave birth.
34:01Oh, it's a garbage bundle of joy.
34:04Coup de grace,
34:05a banana fucking falls off.
34:08Tragic.
34:09Talk about junk in the trunk.
34:11And now,
34:13Hazel.
34:13Oh.
34:15I think I see her pink pony club.
34:17I am a witchy kelpie,
34:19a folklore tale
34:20from my Scottish roots.
34:23It is a horse shapeshifter
34:24that lures humans back
34:26to a body of water
34:27and takes their lives.
34:29I am feeling so fucking spooky
34:32in this look.
34:32I am coming to haunt you,
34:34I'm coming to eat you,
34:35and I'm coming to bring you back
34:36to my swamp
34:37to make it nasty.
34:38I'd kill for her bone structure.
34:41Ebony LaBelle.
34:42You know what goes bump
34:43in the night?
34:43It's her damn inner saboteur,
34:45okay?
34:46You've got to be kidding me,
34:47right, Meow?
34:48I am serving
34:49gothic, glamour,
34:51hood,
34:52baddie.
34:53Don't look at me.
34:54I'm a vampire.
34:57I didn't want to give
34:58too much of a monster
34:59because I let the girls
35:00do that themselves
35:01with those mugs.
35:02I hope she's not
35:03a sore loser.
35:06And finally,
35:07P.M.
35:09This runway is inspired
35:11by my partner's nightmares.
35:13They have had sleep paralysis
35:15their entire life,
35:16and I want to create
35:17a creature that maybe
35:18they'll be turned on by
35:19if they have this
35:21happen to them again.
35:22Talk about a walking nightmare.
35:23I really want to look scary,
35:25but I also want to look elegant
35:27and beautiful
35:28because not all nightmares
35:30need to be ugly.
35:32Mom, can you pick me up?
35:34I'm scared.
35:34Welcome, Queens,
35:37and happy Halloween.
35:41It's time your commercials
35:42hit open water.
35:44First up,
35:45it's Palo Perfeccion,
35:47Hazel,
35:47Ebony LaBelle,
35:49and P.M.
35:49with their cruise commercial
35:50for singles.
35:53Are you tired
35:54of being left all red?
35:55So single and sad
35:57you just want to get bread?
35:58Look no further.
36:00You got nothing to lose.
36:01And welcome aboard
36:03and close the queen!
36:05Come aboard!
36:08You want a sneak peek
36:09at some of our amenities?
36:12Well, look no further.
36:13Check it out
36:14with our resident
36:14goonologist.
36:16Take a bite.
36:17It tastes so good.
36:20Food's so yummy.
36:21It'll make you...
36:23Let's talk prep
36:30with Miss Foxy Doxy.
36:33Don't be silly.
36:35Take those pills
36:36and get ready
36:37for all them thrills.
36:39All prepped up
36:40and ready to take it up
36:41the...
36:41Check out our singles mixer
36:47and taste the elixir.
36:49Blue strings attached
36:52and feeling lit!
36:54Gosh dang it!
36:55I love this ship!
36:57Cruise package includes...
36:58Free lube!
37:00Free therapy!
37:01Free makeovers!
37:05The Rose Padre!
37:06The Rose Padre!
37:07The Rose Padre!
37:08The Rose Padre!
37:08The Rose Padre!
37:09The Rose Padre!
37:09The Rose Padre!
37:09The Rose Padre!
37:10The Rose Padre!
37:11The Rose Padre!
37:12Next up,
37:12it's our self-care sisters.
37:17I'm Saltina Shaker
37:19and welcome aboard
37:20the SS...
37:21Are you tired
37:24of being anchored
37:25to a poop deck
37:26kind of life?
37:27Would you like to be
37:28taken away?
37:30Join our
37:30cruise
37:31and let's hear
37:33from some of our
37:34visitors
37:35who chose
37:37to stay.
37:39Let's fire those idiots!
37:41I'm a highly busy woman!
37:43How do that time
37:44for this ship?
37:52Do you stress
37:54more than you stretch?
37:57SS...
37:58Want to be serviced?
38:03Float to our
38:04massages on board.
38:06I'm told I stare
38:07too much like a sailor.
38:08Let's get to it.
38:12Yeah, don't be scared.
38:13I got a bevel
38:14for Brooklyn.
38:16Oh, yeah!
38:16SS!
38:17SS!
38:17Oh!
38:19My name is
38:21Sammy Landry.
38:23I've been addicted
38:23to a cigarette
38:24since I've been a baby.
38:26If I smoke
38:27one more cigarette,
38:29I might die!
38:31Change the tides
38:33on your old
38:33bad habits.
38:35SS!
38:37Mmm!
38:40Our ship travels
38:41everywhere
38:41and stops nowhere.
38:44Join us!
38:47That was so close.
38:48Good job, good job.
38:50Worth all the fighting.
38:51Yeah.
38:52And finally,
38:53our golden gaze.
38:55Ahoy!
38:58My name is Dulce.
38:59And my name is Caramel.
39:01And we are your
39:03cruise directors
39:04here at the
39:04SOS!
39:07Seniors on scene!
39:10We know you golden gaze
39:11love your white parties.
39:13Which is ironic
39:14because we're the ones
39:15hosting it.
39:16So come on down
39:17and groove
39:17at the
39:18silent
39:19dance party.
39:21This song was huge
39:23in the 1940s.
39:25I think that's when
39:26RuPaul was born.
39:27Oh, this song used to be
39:29hip in my day.
39:30Oh, my hip.
39:32Huh?
39:32Huh?
39:33Huh?
39:33And we will keep you
39:35on your feet
39:36as you explore our deck
39:37going bird-watching.
39:41Oh, goddamn.
39:42Look at that cockatoo.
39:46Gertrude,
39:47what are you looking at?
39:49And, bitch,
39:49you know we were not
39:50talking about that bird.
39:52I love you, Gertrude.
39:53Come here.
39:53Come here.
39:54Oh.
39:55Oh.
39:57After a long,
39:58exhausting day,
39:59come on down
40:00to our soap opera
40:01viewing party.
40:02You might get lucky
40:03to be able to spend it
40:04with someone else.
40:05Everyone on this cruise
40:06is treating it
40:07like their last
40:07because it probably
40:08is here
40:09at the SOS.
40:13Seniors on Senior.
40:15Yes.
40:16Yay.
40:18Based on your commercials
40:20and runway presentations,
40:22the judges have made
40:23some decisions.
40:24When I call your name,
40:25please step forward.
40:28Star Doll.
40:30Maya Fox.
40:31Ebony LaBelle.
40:33PM.
40:35Caramel.
40:37Van Gogh.
40:37You are all safe.
40:43You may leave the stage.
40:47I'm going to get out of here.
40:47You're all safe.
40:49The rest of you
40:51represent the tops
40:52and the bottoms
40:52of the week.
40:53It is now time
40:55for the judges' critiques.
40:57First up,
40:57Saltina Shaker.
41:00Saltina,
41:01does your back hurt?
41:02A little.
41:03I thought so
41:04because you carried
41:05that commercial.
41:06Oh.
41:06I don't think
41:07that you were
41:07super confident
41:08when you started
41:09the challenge,
41:10but it worked.
41:11Every second,
41:12you are the through line.
41:13You were the messaging
41:15of that commercial.
41:16I love the cult angle.
41:17I thought that was
41:18such a clever way
41:19to sell self-care.
41:20I love the SSR.
41:22And I loved how
41:22it repeated itself
41:23throughout the commercial.
41:25You were always there
41:25with your gong for it.
41:26So talk to me about
41:27being in the shadows
41:28with this piece.
41:30I was in a car accident
41:32when I was 16 years old
41:33and this lovely,
41:36lovely piece
41:36represents the scars
41:38that I have
41:39underneath this outfit.
41:41I used to hate them.
41:44You know,
41:44I think the hardest part
41:45about living,
41:47honestly,
41:47is taking a look
41:49at the shadows
41:49that you have
41:50inside of you.
41:50I love them now.
41:52So many of us
41:53have been ostracized
41:55or told we weren't
41:56good enough
41:57because of things
41:58that we thought
41:59were ugly.
42:01You know,
42:01and you realize
42:02when you can take that
42:03out from the darkest
42:05recesses of your soul
42:06and throw it on the stage,
42:08that's when beautiful
42:09art is created.
42:10So thank you for sharing
42:11and thank you
42:12for being so brave.
42:15Do it with me.
42:17Ah.
42:18Next up,
42:21Sammy Landry.
42:22Hi.
42:23In your commercial,
42:24I thought that
42:25your character
42:25had potential.
42:26I just did not feel
42:27that you reached it
42:29and I saw you were
42:29trying to have fun with it.
42:30I just needed
42:31more from you.
42:32During your acting challenge,
42:33you gave up
42:34all the screen time
42:35to Saltina
42:36and I don't remember you.
42:38It was always
42:38the same very monotone
42:40delivery.
42:40You have no inflection,
42:41but it was actually
42:42quite charming.
42:43It was like,
42:44I've been smoking
42:44since I was baby.
42:46Like, it never changed.
42:47You're funny
42:48without trying
42:49to be funny.
42:50You can't buy that.
42:51So just give yourself
42:52more to do
42:53so we can give you
42:54more credit next time.
42:56I enjoyed the runway look,
42:57but it is a little bit
42:59thrift store
42:59on the bottom for me.
43:00I wish the gown
43:01reached the floor.
43:02And I know you're going
43:03for like a campy look
43:04with the, you know,
43:05Raquel Welch
43:05shake and go wig,
43:06but you can still
43:07be campy and elevated.
43:09Yeah.
43:10Next up,
43:11the artist formerly known
43:12as Velma Jones.
43:13What's up?
43:14Let's talk about Velma
43:16in your cruise commercial.
43:17You got every morsel
43:19of charisma and character
43:21out of that,
43:22you know,
43:22essentially just kind
43:23of like a one-line monologue.
43:25Back in my day,
43:26we would say
43:27you chewed the scenery,
43:29but I think the kids today
43:30would say you ate.
43:32You didn't have
43:33a very big part,
43:34but I thought you made
43:35the most out of every second
43:36that you were on screen.
43:38And this look
43:38is just incredible.
43:40You had me howling
43:42at the runway.
43:43I had a physical reaction
43:44when you came out
43:45with this look.
43:46This is Johnny Jones, right?
43:47Absolutely.
43:48Want to tell me
43:49about Johnny?
43:50I'm listening.
43:51Well, it's full moon tonight.
43:53Oh, woo.
43:54I think you are someone
43:56to look out for.
43:57Every fantasy
43:58that you were selling,
43:59I'm buying.
44:01Next up, Dulce.
44:03Hola.
44:04Hola.
44:05I just have a big note
44:07here on my page
44:07that says star.
44:09Because you had
44:10that you had the four C's.
44:11Well, there's five,
44:12but I can't say the fifth one.
44:13But the four are
44:14comfortable, confident,
44:16charismatic, and comedic.
44:18You're fun.
44:19You're funny.
44:20You're fabulously informative.
44:22You checked all the boxes.
44:24So really well done.
44:26I thought you did
44:26a really, really great job
44:28and you're just
44:28naturally charismatic.
44:30This look,
44:31I think that is
44:31a wonderful cultural reference.
44:35I wish it read
44:35a little bit more bridal to me.
44:37It's a little bit too swampy
44:39and a little bit less bridal,
44:40if you know what I mean.
44:41Okay.
44:41I wish you had done
44:42a bit of a spookier makeup
44:43because this just looks
44:44like your normal pretty mug.
44:46Okay.
44:47I feel like there's
44:47just too much statements.
44:49The neckline is a statement.
44:50The length is a statement.
44:52The different textures
44:53is a statement.
44:53And then, like,
44:54the black everywhere
44:55is a statement.
44:56I would love to see
44:57you learn to balance.
44:59You are already a statement.
45:01You're the it girl.
45:02Okay.
45:03Up next,
45:04Paulo Perfection.
45:05In terms of your commercial,
45:11if I had taken your clip
45:12and I had just played it,
45:13I would have had no idea
45:14we were in a cruise ship commercial.
45:16And on top of that,
45:17I couldn't understand
45:18a word you were saying.
45:20You know,
45:20I said to you a couple times,
45:21I was like,
45:21we really can't understand,
45:22be really careful
45:23about your diction
45:24and a commercialist communication.
45:26And if we can't understand
45:27the dialogue,
45:28we're not going to get
45:29anything from it.
45:31Congratulations
45:31on the delivery.
45:33I think that's a first
45:34for the drag race runway.
45:36A bejeweled baby.
45:38Yes, you're wearing a trash bag
45:39and you look fabulous in it.
45:41Is it enough?
45:43You know,
45:43when I think about
45:44a trash bag couture,
45:45I go back to Missy Elliott.
45:47Big and moving.
45:48And I feel like
45:49I like the intention
45:50behind the trash bag,
45:52but I would like to have seen
45:53it more of a drag bag.
45:55Something just bigger.
45:58Last but certainly not least,
45:59Hazel.
46:00Hi.
46:01Hi.
46:02I think my problem
46:03with your performance
46:04in the commercial
46:05is that it was just silly
46:06without structure
46:07or a punchline.
46:09Got it.
46:09I'm not approved,
46:10but it got a little bit
46:11hypersexual for me.
46:13Yes, it did.
46:14Yeah, it was more
46:15like an orgy cruise.
46:16Yeah.
46:17I'm buying a ticket,
46:18of course.
46:18We both signed up.
46:19We all have tickets.
46:20This look.
46:21Ha ha.
46:22I love each piece
46:24of this outfit.
46:26It's really fun
46:27and the details are so good.
46:28The gloves,
46:28the nails,
46:29the jaw piece,
46:30the facial piece
46:31you had on earlier,
46:32this is a really fabulous look.
46:36I appreciate that.
46:37Based on the judge's critiques,
46:39we have made some decisions.
46:41Dulce,
46:42your performance
46:43in the maxi
46:44was golden, girl.
46:46Ha ha ha.
46:47Velma Jones,
46:48on the runway,
46:49you really had us howling.
46:52Saltina,
46:53our self-care sister,
46:54you had us sipping
46:55on your serenity.
46:58Saltina Shaker,
47:00congratulations,
47:01you are the winner
47:02of this week's maxi challenge.
47:05Good to be.
47:06You have won $5,000 cash,
47:09courtesy of Travel Manitoba.
47:11the gold.
47:12Yeah.
47:16Dulce,
47:17Velma,
47:18great work this week.
47:20You should both be
47:20very proud of yourselves.
47:23Sammy Landry,
47:25Palo Perfection,
47:26and Hazel,
47:27you are the bottom
47:28three queens this week.
47:30Saltina Shaker,
47:31as this week's winner,
47:33you have earned
47:34the power
47:34of the golden beaver,
47:36granting you the ability
47:37to save one
47:38of the bottom queens
47:39from lip-syncing
47:40for their lives.
47:41You hold the fate
47:42of your sisters
47:43in your hands.
47:46As you untuck,
47:47the bottom three
47:47may plead their case.
47:51You may leave the stage.
47:56You can't wait
47:57to get out of here.
47:58I know.
48:01Maybe get your drink
48:02into the brain.
48:03Y'all need to come in here
48:05and spill the fucking tea.
48:06Walking into the workroom
48:08after the critiques,
48:08I'm like, ugh,
48:09I know everyone's gonna be like,
48:10oh, so how did it go?
48:11And I'm like,
48:12babe, not well, bitch.
48:13Saltina looks happy.
48:15I won.
48:16You won?
48:16Oh my God.
48:17Oh my God.
48:19I feel fucking amazing.
48:22All the self-doubt
48:24that I had,
48:24I don't need to
48:25have space for them
48:27in my head.
48:27I ain't trying
48:28to take no one's moment.
48:29I'm gagged
48:30that you won, though,
48:30because I really thought
48:31I was going to Velma.
48:32But contractulations.
48:33I am gagged
48:34that I was even in the top.
48:35And I have a very
48:37difficult decision to make.
48:39Y'all mean so much to me.
48:41I feel a little bit
48:42of pressure
48:42knowing that
48:44I have the power
48:45to save one of these queens
48:46from the bottom two.
48:49I don't know
48:49what I'm going to do yet.
48:50I want to hear
48:52from all of you
48:54why you want me to save you.
48:56And I want to hear it
48:58from here,
48:59not from here.
49:00Hello.
49:06First week was tough
49:07for me.
49:10It was a lot.
49:12And this week,
49:12my sisters really helped
49:14me to, like,
49:15it's fine.
49:16At this point,
49:16it's a part of the look
49:17if I cry.
49:18I really don't care.
49:20I'm big.
49:21I'm literally sitting
49:22in a trash bag.
49:26I don't know.
49:26I'm just like,
49:27I don't feel like
49:27I'm ready to go.
49:28Like, I just feel like
49:30this week,
49:30I finally started, like,
49:31feeling the sisterhood.
49:32Like, I felt like
49:34I was getting out
49:35of my head.
49:38I don't know.
49:40I am hurting
49:40from my sister Apollo
49:41right now.
49:42I can just see that, like,
49:44she's turning on
49:45her Apollo perfection
49:46to kind of, like,
49:47mask a little bit.
49:48I want her to be here.
49:49I know she wants
49:50to be here.
49:51And I hope that Saltina
49:52makes the right decision
49:53and saves her.
49:54Sammy,
49:55follow your heart.
49:56do what you want
50:00with it.
50:00No.
50:01Tell me.
50:02I want to hear fight.
50:07Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl.
50:10I love what I give inside,
50:12you know?
50:13And so,
50:14I don't know,
50:16I'm just feeling
50:16so many emotions right now
50:18because I just feel like,
50:20am I,
50:21am I in the right place right now?
50:23Like, I don't know.
50:23I don't know.
50:24I don't know.
50:25You are for a reason.
50:27For some reason,
50:28I feel like I don't deserve
50:29that beaver.
50:30And that is a voice
50:32in my head
50:32that I have to deal with.
50:34I often feel like
50:34I don't deserve things
50:35or I always feel like
50:36people deserve things
50:37more than me.
50:39I don't know why
50:40I put myself
50:40in that place all the time.
50:41I don't know why
50:42I keep
50:43doubting myself,
50:46you know?
50:47And
50:47that's not the right attitude
50:49for this competition,
50:50but I can't help
50:52that that's what I'm feeling.
50:54Hazel,
50:55how do you feel?
50:58They loved my look.
51:00What?
51:00They said nothing
51:01but great things
51:02about my look.
51:03I was one note
51:03in my performance.
51:04I understand that
51:06but, like,
51:06I have so much
51:08to prove being here.
51:09Yes.
51:10I worked my ass off.
51:12I'm not saying
51:12y'all haven't either
51:13but, like,
51:14I just want this.
51:15I'm hungry.
51:15I deserve this
51:16and I want
51:17to be here.
51:19So many people
51:20are expecting
51:22great things from me
51:23when I come back
51:23and I'm not delivering
51:25how I should be
51:26and
51:27I just don't know
51:28what to do.
51:29I want to be here.
51:31I deserve to be here.
51:32I'm not trying to say
51:33that y'all don't deserve
51:34at all either
51:34but, like,
51:35I fucking want this
51:37so fucking bad.
51:40And it fucking sucks.
51:42I'm honestly so sad
51:43to see my sister
51:44Hazel on the bottom.
51:45Look at me.
51:46Look at me.
51:46You are such
51:48a stellar fucking performer
51:49and it hurts
51:50to see you
51:51in the bottom
51:51like this right now
51:52but don't let it
51:53bring you down.
51:55This is my opportunity.
51:58Unfortunately,
51:58you got this decision
51:59but fuck these nails.
52:03This is real now.
52:04There are so many tears,
52:06so many emotions
52:07and I'm the one
52:09that has the power.
52:11Whoever is in
52:12that bottom two,
52:13I want you to fucking
52:14prove it to that world
52:16right there.
52:18Prove it.
52:19It's only one person.
52:20If I could save them all,
52:22I would, honestly,
52:23but this is a competition now
52:25and somebody has to go home.
52:29I might sneeze.
52:30Ah!
52:31Bless you.
52:34A lucky sneeze.
52:37Saltina Shaker.
52:50Heavy is the hand
52:51that holds the beaver.
52:53Who do you want to save
52:54from the chomping block?
52:57The queen who I've decided
52:59to save
53:00is
53:02Hazel.
53:07Oh my God.
53:10Girl.
53:11Gag!
53:12I was not expecting that.
53:14Oh my God.
53:21Well,
53:22battle of the buffoon.
53:23Bitch,
53:23let's fucking give it.
53:24Well,
53:24I'll be damned.
53:27Hazel,
53:28you are out of the woods
53:29this week.
53:29Yes,
53:30I am.
53:30You may join
53:31your sisters at the back.
53:38Sammy Landry,
53:40Paolo Perfection,
53:41I'm sorry,
53:42but this means
53:43that you are both
53:43up for elimination.
53:46Two queens
53:47stand before us.
53:51Prior to tonight,
53:52you were asked
53:53to prepare
53:54a lip-sync performance
53:55of Raise a Little Hell
53:56by Trooper.
53:57This is your last chance
54:00to impress us
54:01and save yourselves
54:02from
54:02elimination.
54:05The time has come
54:07for you to lip-sync
54:09for
54:11your
54:12life.
54:15Oh,
54:16this is going to be
54:16an interesting lip-sync.
54:19Good luck
54:20and don't
54:22fuck
54:23it up.
54:23One,
54:24two,
54:24three,
54:25go!
54:26Go,
54:27go, go, go!
54:29Raise a little hell,
54:30raise a little hell,
54:32raise a little hell,
54:33raise a little hell.
54:37Raise a little hell,
54:37raise a little hell,
54:39raise a little hell.
54:42If you don't like
54:44what you see,
54:45why don't you fight it?
54:47If you know
54:50there's something wrong,
54:52why don't you
54:53write it?
54:57Raise a little hell,
54:58raise a little hell,
54:59raise a little hell.
55:03Raise a little hell,
55:05raise a little hell,
55:06raise a little hell.
55:09In the end,
55:11it comes down
55:12to your faking
55:13and there's really
55:14nobody to blame
55:16when it feels like
55:18your ship is sinking
55:19and you're too tired
55:21to play the game.
55:26Nobody's going to help you,
55:29you just gotta
55:30stand up alone
55:32and dig in your heels
55:34and see how it feels
55:36to raise a little hell
55:37if you don't like
55:39raise a little hell.
55:43raise a little hell,
55:44raise a little hell.
55:48Raise a little hell,
55:50raise a little hell,
55:51raise a little hell.
55:54If you don't like
55:56what you got,
55:57why don't you change it?
56:01If your world
56:02is all screwed up,
56:04rearrange it
56:06for all of us.
56:09Raise a little hell,
56:10raise a little hell,
56:11raise a little hell.
56:16Raise a little hell,
56:17raise a little hell,
56:19raise a little hell.
56:20Yeah.
56:21Yeah.
56:22Yeah.
56:23Yeah.
56:24Yeah.
56:25Wow.
56:26Wow.
56:27Wow.
56:28Yeah.
56:29That was great.
56:30Yeah.
56:31That was great.
56:32That was great.
56:33That was great.
56:34That was great.
56:35That was great.
56:38Queens, we have made our decision.
56:42Sammy Laundrie, Shantae You Stay.
56:50You may join the others.
57:05Paulo, you are one of one.
57:08You are perfection.
57:11Now, sashay away.
57:14Love you, Paulo!
57:17Paulo, you're everything.
57:22Well, you win some, you lose some.
57:32That was unfortunate,
57:34but I found the sisterhood I was looking for.
57:38Angel numbers. I love angel numbers.
57:41I was definitely robbed of my time,
57:43but that's why I'm going to be robbing these bitches right now.
57:46I've got a few suitcases that are empty.
57:50I am the universe, the universe is me.
57:53Congratulations, queens.
57:55You live to slay another day.
57:58Now, the world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:01So remember, stay true, north, strong, and what?
58:05Yeah!
58:07Yes, now let the music play!
58:11You wear it well.
58:12Flash tip, lipstick, paint it on.
58:14You wear it well.
58:16Use your suits, you, ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:19Work it for me, work it for me, me.
58:23You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:26Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:29This week is a double feature.
58:31Snatch game and design.
58:34You get to choose your own adventure.
58:37What is going on right now?
58:38Oh my God, we have to choose one.
58:41Hello.
58:43Hello.
58:44I am a little shocked that my sister didn't choose.
58:47Was waiting for this.
58:48Can I give you a hug?
58:49Because I feel...
58:50No.
58:51I'm in trouble.
58:54Now that is how you do snatch game.
58:56I would wear this outfit.
58:58It was giving Cirque to So Gay.
59:14How Be It?
59:15There was a bit of hope.
59:16This was a funny drawing.
59:17I'll see you next time.
59:18It was probably a long time.
59:19It was a big travail.
59:20I hope the Sicht doesn't cut your mouth.
59:21This was so good.
59:21It had to be a probl猫me.
59:22You would take a kiss sale.
59:23It was a long time.
59:23Good morning.
59:24It was a long time.
59:26Yesterday was the number one thing.
59:27Turn it up compared to the GOS.
59:28In fact, I was at 5A.
59:30He couldn't find雼るジ CUSM Google
59:31And then there was a long time,
59:32Time expectation.
59:33A year's gonna live.
59:34You got Known Pige to win.
59:34They could have ready.
59:35I don't give up your phone.
59:36You are at 9.
59:37like, no.
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