- 6 days ago
Cast:
Julie Walters as Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma
Ian Holm as Don Mini
Peter Elliott as Wolfie
Danny Devito as the voice of Wolfie
Scott Ambler as She-Wolf
Etta Murfitt as Cat Waiter
Andrew George as Hyena
Emily Piercy as Drooling Cow
Maxine Fone as Toothy Sheep
Phillip Hill as Prussian Sow
Ken Gordon, Kai Sones, and Kate Williams as Piglets
Violetta Mazzotta and Carly Kober as Fawns
Jessica Fox, Chloe Kusander and Leanne Gibson as Lambkins
Franz Welser-Möst as Chauffeur
Original Video owned by Rekall VHS of Internet Archive.
Julie Walters as Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma
Ian Holm as Don Mini
Peter Elliott as Wolfie
Danny Devito as the voice of Wolfie
Scott Ambler as She-Wolf
Etta Murfitt as Cat Waiter
Andrew George as Hyena
Emily Piercy as Drooling Cow
Maxine Fone as Toothy Sheep
Phillip Hill as Prussian Sow
Ken Gordon, Kai Sones, and Kate Williams as Piglets
Violetta Mazzotta and Carly Kober as Fawns
Jessica Fox, Chloe Kusander and Leanne Gibson as Lambkins
Franz Welser-Möst as Chauffeur
Original Video owned by Rekall VHS of Internet Archive.
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00:00I
01:30The forest.
01:34Strange, eerie, mysterious.
01:40Magnificent.
01:42A place of magic and surprise, where nothing is ever quite what it seems.
01:47This is the place my story begins.
01:52One deep, dark...
01:53I told you the forest was full of surprises.
02:11Of course, it's not just the animals of the forest that can surprise you.
02:18Oh, no.
02:19The humans, too, can be very, very strange.
02:22The former owner of this house, a certain Miss Hood, you might have heard of her, was quite frightened of the forest.
02:35That's why she built herself this beautiful, fenced-in home.
02:40To try and protect herself and her pets from all the dangers.
02:43She even had a spyglass made, so she could keep a watch on everything outside.
02:50She thought she was safe, didn't she?
02:53And she was.
02:54As long as she never forgot these two golden rules.
02:59The forest has a thousand eyes, so be sure to open yours.
03:04Now, most people ignore that completely.
03:08They look, but of course they don't see.
03:12I bet most people have never even glimpsed a minpin.
03:16That's a little person, like me.
03:18Do you know why?
03:19Because they don't use their eyes properly.
03:22If you look carefully, there's no end to the strange and wonderful things that you can see.
03:30There's magic all around you.
03:32And dangers, too.
04:02I can't be afraid to see.
04:11I КРАШі.
04:12Oh, my God.
04:42Oh, my God.
05:12Oh, my God.
05:42Oh, my God.
06:12In fact, if you really want to know what's going on, it's usually better to listen.
06:42Hello.
06:48Investigators remain baffled by the strange events that occurred here at Grandma's cottage nearly two weeks ago.
06:55It is now clear that Grandma Hood was an extremely wealthy woman who left a substantial fortune behind her.
07:03Very mysterious.
07:13But everyone's coming, and they're all getting very excited, wondering what's going to happen next.
07:18The press have already been here for hours.
07:25But wait a minute.
07:27We're almost at the end, and I haven't even begun my story yet, so I'd better get a move on.
07:31Well, it all began one deep, dark, velvet night just a few weeks ago.
07:38It was a typical forest night, alive with all the strangest sounds.
07:46Will, of course, and then it was a beautiful flower.
07:47Huh?
07:47Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
07:49Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
07:49Wow!
07:50Oh, ho, ho, ho.
07:52Yeah!
10:23I think I forgot those golden rules.
10:34But I told you, there's magic everywhere.
10:44And vibrating toadstools are just the beginning, I promise you.
10:50There's something creeping through this forest right now that's just as extraordinary.
10:59It has keen eyes and a nose that's so powerful it can smell a lambkin or a fawn or a minpin
11:08even from almost a mile away.
11:10It'll certainly be able to hear me whispering right now.
11:22Honestly.
11:23Honestly.
11:27Yeah.
11:27Yeah.
11:29Yeah.
11:30Yeah.
11:34Yeah.
11:36Yeah.
11:37Yeah.
11:38A wolf.
11:59And there's nothing a wolf likes more than cruising through the dark undergrowth,
12:04dreaming, imagining, fantasizing about one thing.
12:08Food.
12:38Ah.
12:40Of course, there are wolves.
12:52And there are wolves.
12:54And there are wolves.
12:56Most wolves are pretty cool customers.
12:58But there are always one or two who are not quite so clever as they think they are.
13:10Oh, yes.
13:11Some wolves are...
13:12They're a little bit, you know...
13:13Stupid.
13:14Yeah.
13:15Yeah.
13:16Yeah.
13:17so clever as they think they are. Oh yes, some wolves are, they're a little bit, you know, stupid.
13:47Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
14:06Oh oh oh oh.
14:12Oh.
14:15Oh, no.
14:45Wolfie was not your classic forest wolf.
14:50He was lazy, inept, and a bit of a dreamer.
14:55Mangy, pot-bellied, and rather bored.
14:58Bored with life, but bored in particular with his diet.
15:05For some while now, his thoughts had been wandering towards a certain little cottage
15:11on the edge of the forest, where he could see behind a neat little fence
15:16some rather tasty snacks awaited him.
15:21Ho, ho, ho, ho.
15:28Good.
15:29Good-bye.
15:50Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, my God.
16:50Yes, a storm blew up.
17:05And as I'm sure you know, small showers last long, but sudden storms are short.
17:13Short.
17:13And almost always significant.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:46Oh, my God.
18:16Oh, my God.
18:46Oh, my God.
19:16Oh
19:36Yeah
19:46as soon as wolf began to feel that he would like a decent meal his fertile
20:00mind began to play with all the choices of the day
20:07another sheep
20:12a juicy cow
20:26hmm
20:39hmm
20:45hmm
20:51hmm
20:53hmm
20:55hmm
20:56hmm
21:01hmm
21:03a piglet
21:15hmm
21:21huh
21:23Or a big, fat sow.
21:31Hmm, what's that I spy across the way?
21:53A little house of thatch and clay?
21:57Now there's a thought, Old Grandma Hood.
22:04I think she might taste rather good.
22:07It might be sort of fun to eat a new and different kind of meat.
22:17It might be sort of fun to eat a new and different kind of meat.
22:26It might be sort of fun to eat a new and different kind of meat.
22:32Oh, wow.
22:39Oh, wow.
22:54Oh, wow.
23:09Oh, wow.
23:15But Grandma Hood was not quite the kindly old lady Wolfie had imagined.
23:31Far from it.
23:44Oh, wow.
23:58Oh, wow.
24:02Oh, wow.
24:17Oh, no.
24:19Not a single troop left.
24:21The disgusting little blister of a granddaughter never comes near neither.
24:27She used to.
24:29But I swear, if she's so much as pokes her nasty little pug nose round here once more,
24:37I'm going to remove it with a pair of sneezes.
25:00But, of course, Wolfie knew nothing about Grandma Hood and her eccentric lifestyle as he came slinking
25:08up to the cottage.
25:09He was just very, very hungry.
25:12He let his imagination wander.
25:14He began to fantasize.
25:18Saliva dribbled down his chin as he thought of the delicious meal he was about to experience.
25:26But how was he going to get in?
25:33Hey, ghoul.
25:42Shh, shh, shh.
25:52Shh, shh.
25:57Huh?
26:07I don't need this.
26:19Do the work, buddy.
26:24Do the work.
26:29Do the work, buddy.
26:55Who is it?
27:13The meter man come to read a meter.
27:17Hey, I don't use electricity. Get out of it.
27:25Come up on something else.
27:30Why didn't I use the gate on the way in?
27:35I can't believe it.
27:41It tastes like dirt.
27:48I told you, things are never as simple as they seem.
27:58Wolfie was now in a rage.
28:03He brushed his teeth.
28:07He twirled his tail.
28:10Then he slunk back into the forest to think of another plan.
28:17And thinking was not one of Wolfie's strong points.
28:22Then he had a brilliant idea.
28:43A brilliant idea.
28:47A devious, disgraceful idea.
28:52A dastardly idea.
28:56A deadly idea.
28:59An idea so devilish that it made his hair simply bristle with excitement.
29:04It's me, Grandma.
29:27Little Red Riding Hood.
29:32Go away, you heartless little pocknock.
29:37But, Grandma, please.
29:40I've bought you something to cheer you up.
29:43A new bottle.
29:46Something very special.
29:50Oh, have you?
29:53Well, that's different, man.
30:16When Grandma turned the knob, she saw the sharp white teeth.
30:21The horrid grin.
30:26And Wolfie said,
30:28May I come in?
30:35Poor Grandmama was terrified.
30:38He's gonna eat me up.
30:40She cried.
30:41And she was absolutely right.
30:43He ate her up.
30:44But just one bite was not enough, as you will see.
30:48Agh!
30:53Agh!
30:54Agh!
30:55Agh!
30:56Agh!
30:58Agh!
31:01Agh!
31:02Agh!
31:03Agh!
31:04Agh!
31:05Agh!
31:06Agh!
31:07Agh!
31:08Agh!
31:09Agh!
31:10Agh!
31:11Agh!
31:12Agh!
31:13Ha ha ha!
31:15Ha ha ha!
31:17Wait!
31:19Wait!
31:21Wait!
31:23Aagh!
31:25Aagh!
31:27Aagh!
31:29Aagh!
31:37Ha ha ha!
31:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
32:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
32:22Yes, Grandmama was small and tough.
32:27Soon Wolfie moaned,
32:28Nah, that's not enough.
32:30I haven't yet begun to feel that I have had a decent meal.
32:35He stood inside the cottage, yelping.
32:38I've got to have a second helping.
32:40Then I did with a frightful leer.
32:44I'm therefore going to wait right here
32:46till little Miss Red Riding Hood comes home from walking in the wood.
32:51When she gets here, I'll have a scheme to turn her into red ice cream.
33:07Ah, this is a dump.
33:11Ha, ha, ha.
33:15Mm, yes, look.
33:18Look how it's going.
33:20Ah.
33:23Ah.
33:24Ah.
33:25Mm, mm, mm.
33:29Ah.
33:31Ah.
33:32Ah.
33:33Mm.
33:34Ah.
33:35Mm.
33:36Wolfie inspected Grandma's clothes.
33:51Of course he hadn't eaten those.
33:54He dressed himself in coat and hat, he combed his tail,
33:57and after that he even brushed his mangy head,
33:59then snuggled down in Grandma's bed.
34:02But not before we'd run a test to see which outfit looked the best.
34:32The End
34:40The End
34:42Oh, Mr. Tushy.
35:12Wolfie waited and waited until out of the corner of his eye he spotted something moving in the forest.
35:42Oh, Mr. Tushy.
36:12Oh, Mr. Tushy.
36:42Oh, Mr. Tushy.
37:12Oh, Mr. Tushy.
37:42Oh, Mr. Tushy brought you a present.
37:50You can let yourself in, dear.
37:53The door is open.
37:54I just can't wait to see your gorgeous little face.
38:00In came the little girl in red.
38:11She stopped.
38:12She stared.
38:13And then Wolf said,
38:14My dear, how pretty you look today.
38:21How sweet and tender and delicious.
38:27It's so pretty.
38:28I could almost eat you.
38:38But, but Grandma, you look sort of funny.
38:43Sort of furry, I think.
38:45Funny, furry.
38:48How cruel you can be, my little sweet meat.
38:54And just old, you know.
38:56Just old.
38:59But, Grandma, what big ears you have.
39:15All the better to hear you with my cookie.
39:20And what big eyes you have, Grandma.
39:25All the better to see you with my sausage.
39:29Wolfie sat watching her and smiled.
39:35He thought,
39:35Oh, I'm gonna eat this child.
39:38Compared to her old grandmama,
39:40she's gonna taste like caviar.
39:47Why, Grandma, what are you wearing under your dressing gown?
39:50It looks so soft.
39:54That's wrong.
39:55Cried Wolf.
39:57Have you forgot to tell me what big teeth I got?
40:04Oh, well, no matter what you say,
40:07I'm gonna eat you anyway.
40:14Where are you, animal?
40:17Where are you, animal?
40:20The small girl smiles.
40:35One eyelid flickers.
40:37She whips a pistol from her knickers.
40:40She aims it at the creature's head and...
40:44She shoots him.
40:46Dead.
40:50Oh, well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:20A few weeks later, in the wood, I came across Miss Riding Hood.
41:42But what a change!
41:44No cloak of red, no silly hood upon her head.
41:50I am silent to make her face.
41:55At the same time, the
42:14She said.
42:42Hello.
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