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00:00:00Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
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00:01:00Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
00:01:30Oh Gott!
00:01:56Oh Gott!
00:02:26Sonny, dinner!
00:02:41Sonny, dinner!
00:02:45Sonny!
00:02:46Sonny!
00:02:47All right!
00:02:48Damn it!
00:02:50It's getting cold, Sonny.
00:02:58If you keep washing like that, there's not going to be any skin left.
00:03:12One left.
00:03:13One left.
00:03:14Ich bin froh, ich bin froh, ich bin froh.
00:03:44Ich spit-Shine-Dose, selbst.
00:03:51Okay.
00:04:01To my favorite son.
00:04:06To my fucked-up stomach.
00:04:08Nice. Cheers.
00:04:14Ah, man.
00:04:18You know, it sucks the bad stomach thing,
00:04:22but I think this germ thing might suck more.
00:04:26Yeah.
00:04:27Yeah, I think they're connected,
00:04:29but, you know, I'm trying to deal with it.
00:04:32What did your therapist lady say?
00:04:35She said my phobia is related to what happened to Mom.
00:04:41Look, I don't...
00:04:43I don't want you thinking that what happened to your mother could happen to you, okay?
00:04:47Because that was a one-in-a-million germ thing, okay?
00:04:51Sonny, germs are everywhere, okay?
00:04:54They're on everything.
00:04:55I mean, do you have any idea how many germs you're touching and drinking and eating all day long?
00:05:01Millions upon millions of germs.
00:05:04And germs actually are there to make you stronger.
00:05:07Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:05:09Okay, I-I get it.
00:05:11I'm dealing with it.
00:05:12Right?
00:05:20You know, it was a tragedy what happened to your mother,
00:05:23but these are the cards we're dealt,
00:05:25and we're not in the business of feeling sorry for ourselves.
00:05:30So what do we do?
00:05:34Stay in bed all day?
00:05:35That's pretty good.
00:05:36I like doing that.
00:05:37We're not gonna stay in bed all day.
00:05:41What we're gonna do is keep busy, okay?
00:05:44We keep busy, because that's what keeps the grief at bay.
00:05:48We stay busy by working together.
00:05:52What? Wait, uh, together?
00:05:55You-you want me to work with you?
00:05:57As a plumber?
00:05:58Yes.
00:06:00I think it'll be good for you.
00:06:01What about my-my-my phobia?
00:06:03What about all the germs?
00:06:04I-I could die!
00:06:06You're not gonna die, Sonny, okay?
00:06:08And-I mean, what-
00:06:11Don't you, uh, trust me?
00:06:18Yeah.
00:06:19Okay, so good.
00:06:22Yeah.
00:06:23I'm glad.
00:06:25Because you got your first gig with me tonight.
00:06:27Wait, what? Tonight?
00:06:29Mm-hmm.
00:06:30Eat up.
00:06:31You know, we gotta get going soon.
00:06:32Come on soon.
00:06:55Not now!
00:07:02Here they come.
00:07:03The boys in the bright white sports car.
00:07:04Waving their hearts in the air.
00:07:05Who do they think they are?
00:07:06And where did they get that car?
00:07:07There they go.
00:07:09The boys in the bright white sports car.
00:07:10And where did they get that car?
00:07:11There they go.
00:07:14The boys in the bright white sports car.
00:07:15Who do they think they are?
00:07:17And where did they get that car?
00:07:19There they go.
00:07:21I don't think I can do this.
00:07:48Oh come on, yeah you can.
00:07:50I'm gonna be sick.
00:07:51Oh come on, you got this Sonny.
00:07:53You got this.
00:07:54We should probably pick up some more of this stuff, hey?
00:07:57I got you covered.
00:07:59We got a whole case back there for you.
00:08:01Whew.
00:08:02Thank God.
00:08:03Nah, don't thank God.
00:08:05Thank Costco.
00:08:07Hey, that was some classic Canadian rock.
00:08:08Look, I get it, alright?
00:08:09I wouldn't want to work with my old man either.
00:08:10No, it's not that.
00:08:11It's just I haven't used a stranger's bathroom since I can remember.
00:08:12Let alone stick my hand in it.
00:08:13I don't want to work with my old man.
00:08:14Let alone stick my hand in a toilet.
00:08:15Okay, well look at this.
00:08:16You know, maybe don't look at it like a nightmare.
00:08:17Look at this.
00:08:18Look at this as like an opportunity to...
00:08:19To...
00:08:20I don't want to work with my old man.
00:08:21I don't want to work with my old man either.
00:08:22No, it's not that.
00:08:23It's just I haven't used a stranger's bathroom since I can remember.
00:08:25Let alone stick my hand in a toilet.
00:08:26Okay, well look at this.
00:08:27You know, maybe don't look at it like a nightmare.
00:08:28Look at this as like an opportunity to...
00:08:30To face your fears, okay?
00:08:31Oh!
00:08:32Jesus Christ!
00:08:33What the dumbass!
00:08:34Why is he yelling at me for?
00:08:35It's cool.
00:08:36It's like an opportunity to...
00:08:37You know, it's like a nightmare.
00:08:38Hey, you know...
00:08:39I don't want to work with my old man.
00:08:40Can I do what I do when I do...
00:08:41Whoa!
00:08:42Hey, that was some classic Canadian rock.
00:08:44Look, I get it.
00:08:45Alright, I wouldn't want to work with my old man either.
00:08:47No, it's not that.
00:08:48It's just I haven't used a stranger's bathroom since I can remember.
00:08:49Let alone stick my hand in a toilet.
00:08:51Okay, well, look at this.
00:08:52Was ist das, Dumbass?
00:08:53Was ist er jemanden an mich für?
00:08:55Es ist cool, aber wir müssen einfach relaxieren.
00:08:58Was ist... Was?
00:08:59Ich weiß nicht, dass ich immer wieder rausgehebte und dann...
00:09:01Boom!
00:09:02Ein Punch, knock ihn aus.
00:09:03Boom!
00:09:03Uppercut.
00:09:04Du bist so lucky, mein Son ist in der Auto.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:07Ich werde nicht vergessen.
00:09:08Ich werde nicht vergessen.
00:09:10Du erinnerst die Zeit, dass du mit Filly Catapano in Junior Hockey foughtst?
00:09:13Er war es auf dich.
00:09:14Er war es auf dich.
00:09:16Du warst.
00:09:17Du warst ihn zurück.
00:09:18Du warst ihn zurück.
00:09:19Du warst ihn zurück.
00:09:20Okay.
00:09:21Du warst ihn zurück.
00:09:22Du warst ihn zurück.
00:09:23Du warst ihn zurück!
00:09:24Jesus, Dad!
00:09:25Oh my God, you guys.
00:09:26Again?
00:09:27I almost just got hit by a car.
00:09:29Okay, that's two people you've almost killed in 30 seconds.
00:09:32Well, she...
00:09:33Her face was buried in her phone.
00:09:35Right?
00:09:36I mean...
00:09:38That other big jackass, that bald guy...
00:09:42What was he doing?
00:09:43Giving me the finger?
00:09:44So, you gonna say something, or...?
00:09:49You know, I could have said no to you tonight.
00:09:52Yeah, you could have, but you didn't.
00:09:54So, why?
00:09:55Well, because.
00:09:56Because I don't want this phobia to kick my ass anymore.
00:10:02I want to be more like the old version of myself.
00:10:07You know, back when I was, you know, cool.
00:10:12And I could touch stuff without being scared of it.
00:10:15And I could go outside.
00:10:17And I didn't have to worry about everything that I interact with.
00:10:22I'm glad to hear you say that.
00:10:25I really am.
00:10:31What is that?
00:10:33It's a present.
00:10:39What are these, ski gloves?
00:10:41Are you kidding me? Ski gloves? No.
00:10:44Those are Titan 5s.
00:10:46Those are high-flex cut resistant.
00:10:48The best damn work gloves in the market.
00:10:51Oh.
00:10:52Well, thanks, Dad.
00:10:54Yeah.
00:10:55I mean, me, all the best plumbers in the world use them.
00:10:57And, uh, now so do you.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02Look at that.
00:11:03Fits like a glove.
00:11:04Oh.
00:11:05Now these things?
00:11:06Not a germ in the world that can get through those.
00:11:10Well, that's really thoughtful of you.
00:11:13Thank you for that.
00:11:16You are most welcome.
00:11:18So?
00:11:19What do you say?
00:11:22Huh?
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:35Hi.
00:11:43Welcome to Palmer Estate.
00:11:44How can I help you?
00:11:45Thank you.
00:11:46Uh, we're here to fix Mrs. Applebaum's toilet.
00:11:49Have you been here before?
00:11:50Uh, yeah.
00:11:51Coming on and off here for years.
00:11:54Right.
00:11:55Uh, I'm just gonna have to check the maintenance log.
00:11:56Oh, okay.
00:11:57Sure.
00:12:02It's a nice place.
00:12:03Yeah.
00:12:04It's quiet.
00:12:05I guess everyone's gone for the long weekend?
00:12:08Yeah.
00:12:09Uh, okay.
00:12:10Uh, Donahue Plumbing?
00:12:11Yeah.
00:12:12That's us.
00:12:13Well, Donahue and son.
00:12:17Hey, I know you.
00:12:19Uh, I don't think so.
00:12:21No.
00:12:22No, I definitely do.
00:12:23Um, Sonny.
00:12:25Sonny, right?
00:12:26We had chemistry in first year.
00:12:28Right.
00:12:29Yeah.
00:12:30Uh, what was your name again?
00:12:33Patricia.
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:35Uh, you're a pre-med, right?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:37Good memory.
00:12:38Uh, haven't had much time for school since my dad got sick.
00:12:42Oh.
00:12:43Sorry about that.
00:12:45So you're a plumber?
00:12:46Uh, just working with my dad.
00:12:48Yeah.
00:12:49And I don't want to interrupt all this, but, um, where's the guy who normally works here?
00:12:53J-J-Jeff.
00:12:54Jim.
00:12:55Um.
00:12:56Jeff.
00:12:57Yeah.
00:12:58Jim.
00:12:59Jim.
00:13:00He passed away last month.
00:13:01Yeah.
00:13:02Aneurysm.
00:13:04We found him sitting in the lobby bathroom.
00:13:07He was very uncomfortable for everybody.
00:13:10Found him sitting on the toilet?
00:13:12Yeah.
00:13:13Hmm.
00:13:14Well, shit happens.
00:13:19Her colleague dies in the toilet and you bust out a shit happens?
00:13:35How about a little sensitivity?
00:13:36I was being sensitive.
00:13:37What?
00:13:38Uh, what?
00:13:39Two.
00:13:40First two.
00:13:41Two.
00:13:42Work accident.
00:13:43Yeah.
00:13:44Yeah.
00:13:58Yeah, yeah.
00:14:01Yeah, yeah.
00:14:04It looks like a...
00:14:08No, it wasn't.
00:14:09It changed my mind.
00:14:10Well, it wasn't a work accident.
00:14:12Well, it wasn't a work accident.
00:14:13No.
00:14:14Don't talk about it.
00:14:23Das ist creepy.
00:14:24Ja, wirklich creepy.
00:14:30Was das?
00:14:31Nothin'.
00:14:32Nothin'.
00:14:33Ich bin nervös.
00:14:34Du fartsst, wenn du nervösst?
00:14:35Du bist professionell, all right?
00:14:37Wir sind auf der Arbeit.
00:14:38Look, lesson number one tonight.
00:14:40Wenn du etwas machen kannst,
00:14:44du hast es richtig gemacht.
00:14:49Good evening.
00:14:50Good evening.
00:14:51How are you?
00:14:52Thank you.
00:14:57Vila!
00:14:59I can't believe they tried to shut us down, destroying our work.
00:15:14If only they understood the extent of your evolutionary magnificence that I created.
00:15:24I'm a god.
00:15:28And your father.
00:15:31And together, one day soon, we're gonna rule the world.
00:15:42Oh, yeah.
00:15:45Yeah, yeah, baby.
00:15:46I will never let anyone or anything harm you.
00:15:55I will love you unconditionally.
00:15:59And I will protect you.
00:16:01And care for you.
00:16:02And love you until...
00:16:03.
00:16:16Get out of here!
00:16:18Get out of here!
00:16:19Get out of here!
00:16:21Fuck!
00:16:22Fuck!
00:16:23Move, move, move!
00:16:24Josh!
00:16:25I'm for me!
00:16:27My brother!
00:16:28I'm coming!
00:16:29I live!
00:16:30Weiter! Weiter!
00:16:44Der Bock wird start von launch!
00:17:00Okay.
00:17:02Das war's für heute.
00:17:32This should be an easy first gig for ya.
00:17:34Get in, get out.
00:17:36Call it a night.
00:17:42Maybe she fell down the toilet, huh?
00:17:44Plumbing humor, son. I love it. I love it.
00:17:48Isn't that the guy you almost ran over?
00:17:52No, it all makes sense.
00:17:54That's why he was such an asshole.
00:17:56Maintenance workers.
00:17:58Those guys, huge rivalry. Goes back centuries.
00:18:02Really? Yeah.
00:18:04Started with the Romans. Now, there she is!
00:18:06So good to see you.
00:18:08Those apple bun. You look beautiful.
00:18:10Thank you. Come in.
00:18:12Hello. Hello.
00:18:14Good to see you, too. Come in.
00:18:20You are my knights in shining blue overalls tonight.
00:18:26Would anyone like some coffee? Tea?
00:18:28Uh, no. I'm just...
00:18:30Yeah.
00:18:32Daisy!
00:18:33Oh, my goodness.
00:18:34Daisy!
00:18:35Oh, I'm so too sorry.
00:18:37It's all right.
00:18:38Okay.
00:18:39It's okay.
00:18:40Cool.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:42No, no, no.
00:18:43She's just a puppy.
00:18:44No, Ms. Applebaum, don't be sorry, please.
00:18:45Where I come from, a little pee is good luck.
00:18:51Okay, so, um, what's the problem?
00:18:53Oh, it's the toilet.
00:18:55It's acting really strange.
00:18:57Okay.
00:18:58Would you try plunging?
00:18:59Yeah, I tried plunging, but I'm no match for it.
00:19:01Okay.
00:19:02Well, you do not worry about a thing, Mrs. A, because that's why I get the big box.
00:19:06Okay?
00:19:07So, what do you say we, uh, we go check it out?
00:19:09Yeah?
00:19:10Let's check out her toilet, yeah.
00:19:11Okay.
00:19:12Please.
00:19:13Thank you.
00:19:14Okay.
00:19:15Ah, well.
00:19:17Well, that's a simple clog.
00:19:21Yeah.
00:19:22Typical of old girls like this.
00:19:24Toilet, Dad.
00:19:25Not a boat.
00:19:26Right.
00:19:28Right.
00:19:29Okay.
00:19:30Well, Mrs. A, my more than capable assistant Sonny here, will be able to clear this clog up in no time.
00:19:36Oh, uh, I thought I was just shadowing you.
00:19:39Mm.
00:19:40Right.
00:19:41Well, it's just a clog, Sonny.
00:19:43Easy little fix, right?
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:45My boy's got it.
00:19:46All right, Mrs. A.
00:19:47You got this, buddy.
00:19:48After you, man.
00:19:49Huh?
00:20:04It won't budge.
00:20:06I think there's something big stuck in the flange.
00:20:11Dad?
00:20:12Maybe you should just come in here and take a look.
00:20:15Oh, you got this, okay?
00:20:17Listen, are you listening to me?
00:20:21No.
00:20:22Perfect.
00:20:23Okay, put the plunger down and now reach on in and find the obstruction.
00:20:26Are you kidding me?
00:20:27No, I'm not doing that.
00:20:29Sonny, you're wearing Titan 5s.
00:20:30In my day, I didn't even wear gloves.
00:20:32No, I'm not doing that.
00:20:33Just come in here.
00:20:35Okay, listen, Sonny.
00:20:36Lesson number two this evening, okay?
00:20:38Sometimes, if you want to take responsibility in life, you're going to get your hands a little
00:20:43dirty.
00:20:44And when you get your hands a little dirty, sometimes your arm gets a little dirty.
00:20:48The point is, it's all how we deal with the mess in our life.
00:20:53Does that make sense to you?
00:20:55Why do you think we have to do this?
00:21:05I'm going to try it.
00:21:07I'm going to try it.
00:21:08Es tut mir leid.
00:21:38Um, Mrs. A, you make the best matzo balls I've ever had.
00:21:44Thank you.
00:21:52Dad! Dad, I need you. I can't do this.
00:21:55Yeah, hold your horses. I'm coming.
00:21:59Please?
00:22:00Yes, what is it?
00:22:02Are you kidding me? Here, look.
00:22:04It's not that difficult, okay?
00:22:08I'll give you more.
00:22:11Just...
00:22:12I'm just fine with your instruction, like I said.
00:22:19Yep. Here we go.
00:22:24My goodness.
00:22:26I wonder what had happened to those.
00:22:29I had to go out and buy new ones.
00:22:31Yeah. Mrs. A, wonder no more.
00:22:34You now got yourself a backup pair.
00:22:36I'd just go and rinse those in the kitchen sink.
00:22:39Thank you.
00:22:39Everybody's like new.
00:22:40All right, Mrs. A.
00:22:42Losing her dentures down the toilet.
00:22:45Oh.
00:22:46What the fuck?
00:22:56Hubert.
00:22:57You know what tonight is, correct?
00:22:59Our anniversary.
00:23:00And what do we do on our anniversary?
00:23:03Is it your turn or is it mine?
00:23:09How dare you ask me that, you little worm?
00:23:13I'm sorry.
00:23:14You go to your room, take off your clothes, and thank you.
00:23:15I'm sorry.
00:23:16I'm sorry.
00:23:17You go to your room, take off your clothes, and thank you.
00:23:18I'm sorry.
00:23:19And think about the trouble you're in.
00:23:21Think about it long.
00:23:22I'm sorry.
00:23:23You go to your room, take off your clothes, and think about the trouble you're in.
00:23:30Think about it long and hard.
00:23:37It's a profession.
00:23:39You see a lot of shit, but not a lot of blood.
00:23:43I'm sorry.
00:23:45I'm sorry.
00:23:46You go to your room, take off your clothes, and think about the trouble you're in.
00:23:53It's a profession.
00:23:54You see a lot of shit, but not a lot of blood.
00:24:00We're going to go down to the boiler room to check this out.
00:24:02Wait, what?
00:24:03What?
00:24:04No.
00:24:05No, no, no.
00:24:06We did what we had to do.
00:24:07We came here.
00:24:08Let's just go home.
00:24:09Look, sometimes when you fix one problem, two more bubble up.
00:24:10Okay?
00:24:11The job is over when I say it's over.
00:24:13Are you kidding me?
00:24:14Okay?
00:24:15I'm dying here.
00:24:16I'm freaking dying here.
00:24:17You're coming at me with this make work garbage?
00:24:19Your mother did not like whining.
00:24:21The bottom line is we see the job through to the end.
00:24:24Now put on your big boy pants and you're going to become a man.
00:24:29Some man.
00:24:36Hey.
00:24:37Is that blood?
00:24:39Ah, it's nothing.
00:24:40Uh, well, we don't know exactly what it is, but we just need to get down to that boiler room.
00:24:45Uh, okay.
00:24:46Should I be worried?
00:24:47Uh, no.
00:24:48I mean, there's nothing really to worry about right now.
00:24:50We just did precautionary.
00:24:51We saw something that was, um, uh, out of the ordinary.
00:24:54So we just want to make sure everything's okay.
00:24:57Right.
00:24:58Okay.
00:24:59Yeah, sure.
00:25:00Uh, can you just keep quiet about this, though?
00:25:03I don't need any of the residents sticking their nose into it.
00:25:05Oh, yeah.
00:25:06Yeah.
00:25:07They won't even know we're there.
00:25:08For sure.
00:25:09Thank you.
00:25:10It's all good.
00:25:11All good.
00:25:12Just want to check it out.
00:25:13All good.
00:25:14You remember me bringing you down to the boiler room?
00:25:16It was one of my first jobs, actually.
00:25:17Yeah.
00:25:18Fond memories.
00:25:19Fond memories of that.
00:25:25You know that the ancient Romans first used toilets?
00:25:28First century BC?
00:25:29Yeah, I know.
00:25:30Everyone knows that.
00:25:31Oh, really?
00:25:32Everyone knows that?
00:25:33It's common knowledge?
00:25:34Yeah, it is.
00:25:35Oh.
00:25:36You didn't realize that.
00:25:38Ow!
00:25:39Jesus, that's hot.
00:25:40What?
00:25:41That is a really hot pipe.
00:25:43Hang on.
00:25:44Hold on.
00:25:45You're telling me that this hot water pipe is hot?
00:25:50God, Sonny, come on.
00:25:51Is it supposed to be that hot?
00:25:53What?
00:25:54Because it's really hot.
00:25:55It's freaking hot.
00:25:56Actually, no.
00:25:57No, you're...
00:25:58No, that's...
00:25:59That's way too hot.
00:26:00That could be, uh, probably blocked flu or ventilation or something.
00:26:04Sonny, what are you...
00:26:05Come on.
00:26:06Safety first.
00:26:07Gloves on?
00:26:08All right.
00:26:09Might help with the old hot pipes, too, right?
00:26:11If you're wearing a glove?
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:13Crazy concept, huh?
00:26:18Why does that sound very wrong?
00:26:20Well, it's because it is.
00:26:24Fuck.
00:26:34What the frick?
00:26:55Fuck.
00:26:56Master?
00:26:57Are you done in there?
00:26:58Call for you when I'm ready, worm.
00:26:59You are so powerful.
00:27:00Oh, what in heaven?
00:27:01Master!
00:27:02Me and my doobie are getting lonely!
00:27:03Oh!
00:27:04Oh!
00:27:05Oh, oh!
00:27:06Oh!
00:27:07Oh!
00:27:08Oh!
00:27:09Oh!
00:27:10Oh!
00:27:11Oh!
00:27:12Oh, oh!
00:27:13Oh!
00:27:14Oh!
00:27:15Oh!
00:27:16Oh!
00:27:17Oh!
00:27:18Oh!
00:27:19Oh!
00:27:20Oh!
00:27:21Oh!
00:27:22Oh!
00:27:23Oh!
00:27:24Oh!
00:27:25Oh!
00:27:26Oh!
00:27:27Oh!
00:27:28Oh!
00:27:29Oh!
00:27:30Oh!
00:27:31Oh!
00:27:32Oh!
00:27:33Oh!
00:27:34My doobie standing up!
00:27:35Being a bad little doobie!
00:27:38I can't...
00:27:39You!
00:27:40I know you want to spice things up!
00:27:42I'm trying to stay in character!
00:27:44I love your character!
00:27:46And play ball here.
00:27:47But I need a frickin' second!
00:27:50Sekunden!
00:28:13On all fours, like the obedient dog you are.
00:28:21You've been a naughty boy, haven't you?
00:28:25Yeah, very, very naughty.
00:28:28You know what happens to naughty boys?
00:28:32Tell me, Master, what happens?
00:28:34They get punished!
00:28:36Oh, punish me!
00:28:38Punish me, miss!
00:28:50Ahhhh!
00:28:52Ahhhh!
00:28:53Ahhhh!
00:28:54Ahhhh!
00:28:55Ahhhh!
00:28:56Ahhhh!
00:28:57Ahhhh!
00:29:06See that?
00:29:08It's like hair.
00:29:09No, that's all you can see is hair?
00:29:12I mean, look at that.
00:29:13It's that whole...
00:29:15No, are you kidding me?
00:29:20No.
00:29:21No.
00:29:22Oh, my God.
00:29:23That's no rat.
00:29:24Oh, what the...
00:29:27Look at that.
00:29:32I mean...
00:29:33Something was shredded.
00:29:35That's huge.
00:29:36Sad.
00:29:38What the fuck is that?
00:29:39Is that an animal?
00:29:40Sounds big.
00:29:43I don't know.
00:29:47I don't know what that...
00:29:49Just hang on.
00:29:50These tanks.
00:29:51All right?
00:29:52These tanks.
00:29:53Look, most of the people in the building are gone, right?
00:29:55So we could run this entire system off these two tanks.
00:29:58No way.
00:29:59Let's get out of here.
00:30:00We'd do what we had to do.
00:30:01Let's just leave.
00:30:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:30:03We can shut down the main building sewer line, all right?
00:30:04And find out what the hell's going on with these things.
00:30:06Look at this.
00:30:07We've got to call the cops or an exterminator or something.
00:30:11That thing sounds fucking dangerous.
00:30:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:13An exterminator?
00:30:14Yeah.
00:30:15You just said call the goddamn exterminator?
00:30:19Pipes are my jurisdiction, Sonny.
00:30:21You know that, okay?
00:30:22Now, come on.
00:30:23Let's figure this out.
00:30:24We're going to get to the bottom of it, all right?
00:30:26Find out what's going on.
00:30:27I mean, look at this.
00:30:28For fuck's sake.
00:30:29There's blood coming out of the toilet.
00:30:30There's a mutilated human body part.
00:30:32I'm calling the fucking cops.
00:30:33No, no, no.
00:30:34That's not how we...
00:30:35Sonny, come on.
00:30:36We're in this together now, all right?
00:30:38We figure out what's...
00:30:40What's going on?
00:30:50Whoa, what happened?
00:30:51Are you okay?
00:30:52We need to call the cops.
00:30:53What?
00:30:54Why?
00:30:55Because there's something swimming around in the pipes,
00:30:57and you're going to need a lot more than just a plumber.
00:30:59Okay, slow down.
00:31:00What do you mean?
00:31:01You're going to need a priest.
00:31:02Or that big-game Aussie hunter park warden guy from Jurassic Park.
00:31:07Jurassic?
00:31:08Can you just keep your voice down?
00:31:10Look, whatever it is, can't you guys just kill it?
00:31:12What is that anyways?
00:31:13No, I don't know, but I think it might have really hurt someone.
00:31:15We need to call the cops.
00:31:17And tell them what?
00:31:19Oh, I don't know.
00:31:20How about there's something in the building that's biting off people's cocks?
00:31:23Shh!
00:31:24We can't call the cops.
00:31:26Why?
00:31:27Because there is a sale pending on the building,
00:31:29and if any cop reports come out, then the whole deal is blown.
00:31:32Fuck the deal!
00:31:33Who gives a shit about the deal?
00:31:34I do, okay?
00:31:35I do!
00:31:36Look, this is my building, my family's building,
00:31:38and I need to make sure that that sale closes.
00:31:40My dad's life depends on it.
00:31:42Look, all of my family's money is tied up in this place, okay?
00:31:44My parents even leveraged money against it
00:31:46to pay for my dad's medical bills
00:31:47and to put me through college,
00:31:48and if this deal doesn't go through,
00:31:50then all of my family's money goes to the bank,
00:31:52and my dad doesn't get his treatment.
00:31:55Okay, but what if somebody else gets hurt?
00:31:58Look, I'll make it worth your while.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02What if somebody else gets hurt?
00:32:04Look, I'll make it worth your while.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:13How much worth my while?
00:32:20I didn't know my son had such a mind for business.
00:32:23If she's got a problem, we need the money.
00:32:26Huh.
00:32:27You don't hate it as much as you thought, do you?
00:32:30No, I still hate it.
00:32:37Hang on, I think we hit something.
00:32:39Yeah?
00:32:40Here, let me see.
00:32:42What is that?
00:32:44I don't know.
00:32:45Yeah, I can't, I can't see what that is.
00:32:47Here, take this out.
00:32:48I'm gonna get the snake.
00:32:49Okay, here.
00:32:50Pull that out.
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:52Snake time.
00:32:53There you go.
00:32:55Just put it on the floor.
00:32:57I'll clean it.
00:33:00You okay?
00:33:01Nope.
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:03Good.
00:33:04This thing.
00:33:05This is incredible.
00:33:06You just gotta find its bright little hole.
00:33:11Okay.
00:33:12Uh, no.
00:33:13Okay.
00:33:14Hang in there, bud.
00:33:16We're good.
00:33:17There.
00:33:18You should do it.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:21You just conf...
00:33:22There we go.
00:33:23It's like...
00:33:24Like catching a fish.
00:33:25Yeah.
00:33:26Got it.
00:33:27I got something.
00:33:28Okay.
00:33:29Uh, get that pail.
00:33:30Get that pail.
00:33:31Get it open.
00:33:32Okay?
00:33:33What?
00:33:35Fuck it open?
00:33:36Yeah!
00:33:37Oh!
00:33:38God!
00:33:39Oh!
00:33:40What the hell did Mrs. Apple Bob eat?
00:33:52I don't know.
00:33:54Whatever it is, it didn't come out of her.
00:33:57I mean, I hope.
00:34:03Yeah, I don't know.
00:34:04Like it's not clogged or anything.
00:34:05It just literally won't flush at all.
00:34:07Right.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:09I don't know if I should be...
00:34:10No, no, no.
00:34:11Hey, Patricia.
00:34:12We've, uh, the problem with Mrs. Applebaum's toilet's kind of bigger than we thought.
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:16Uh, thank you so much.
00:34:17Yes.
00:34:18This is Lauren.
00:34:19She's one of our residents.
00:34:20So if you could just give us a moment, then we can just...
00:34:21Oh, wait.
00:34:22No, no, no.
00:34:23This is actually perfect.
00:34:24Now I don't have to go.
00:34:25A bummer.
00:34:26Right.
00:34:27Uh, yes.
00:34:28Uh, cause Lauren is actually having some trouble with her toilet.
00:34:30So maybe one of you could go and check...
00:34:31Yeah.
00:34:32Yeah.
00:34:33I'd love to.
00:34:34I'm just really busy right now.
00:34:35Maybe your boyfriend could just take a look.
00:34:37No.
00:34:38I live alone.
00:34:39What?
00:34:40What?
00:34:41Really?
00:34:42You're not...
00:34:43You're not married?
00:34:44Oh, no.
00:34:45No, I'm actually happy being on my own.
00:34:46Yeah.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:48Great conversation.
00:34:49Dad, how about you help this young lady with her problem and I can catch up Patricia on
00:34:50this thing?
00:34:51Sure.
00:34:52Okay.
00:34:53Sorry.
00:34:54Uh, yeah.
00:34:55Apologies.
00:34:56Thank you.
00:34:57Okay.
00:34:58You've got that.
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:00Let's take a look at her.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:02Here.
00:35:03Okay.
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05Won't flush.
00:35:06You don't say.
00:35:10So, uh, number one or number two?
00:35:16Is that really relevant?
00:35:18Well, it's too early to tell, but yeah, it just might be.
00:35:23A number one.
00:35:25Okay.
00:35:26Hey, look.
00:35:27Honesty is very important between the plumber and the client.
00:35:30Okay?
00:35:31I mean, next to discretion, obviously.
00:35:33So, uh, may I?
00:35:40Yeah?
00:35:41Mm-hmm.
00:35:42Okay.
00:35:43Yeah.
00:35:47Oh, come on.
00:35:48You said that was a number one.
00:35:49It's a number one where I come from.
00:35:51Oh, lady.
00:35:52Then you and I come from very different places if that's what you call a number one.
00:35:56I mean, how much fiber are you getting in your diet?
00:35:59That is none of your business.
00:36:01Can you just fix my toilet?
00:36:02Yeah, okay, yeah.
00:36:03So, yeah, right.
00:36:04I'm just...
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:06Of course.
00:36:07Of course.
00:36:08Yeah.
00:36:16Wait, that was not me.
00:36:24What is this?
00:36:25That is what we found in Applebaum's toilet.
00:36:32Wait, what are those?
00:36:33Are those eggs?
00:36:34Yeah, that's what it looks like.
00:36:35Eggs.
00:36:36Great.
00:36:37Mm.
00:36:39Mm.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:52Mm.
00:36:53Hmm.
00:36:55Hmm.
00:37:05Hmm.
00:37:11Ah!
00:37:13Ah!
00:37:15Ah!
00:37:17Ah!
00:37:19Oh, mein...
00:37:21Oh, mein... Your face!
00:37:24What is wrong with you?
00:37:26I'm just messing around with you.
00:37:28It's actually just the flapper here on the flush valve.
00:37:31Two minutes, I got one in my bag here.
00:37:35What do you think? Ostrich egg, or...?
00:37:38You really think there's ostriches in the pipes?
00:37:40I don't know.
00:37:43Like a lizard, or a toad, or a possum, or something?
00:37:47Mmm, possums don't eat eggs. They're marsupials, so...
00:37:51Wouldn't be that.
00:37:52Ugh.
00:37:56God, how do you touch that stuff?
00:37:58Oh, come on. Stop being such a baby.
00:38:02Come on. Come here.
00:38:07Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. Yep.
00:38:22She's good. Yeah. She's good.
00:38:25She? Seriously?
00:38:27What's with everyone today? I've been calling them she for 30 years.
00:38:30Okay, you know what? I actually have some work to do, so...
00:38:33Okay. Thank you.
00:38:34Yeah, no, you're welcome. I'll invoice Patricia downstairs, yeah?
00:38:37Yeah, that would be great. Thank you.
00:38:39You're welcome.
00:38:47Hey, guys. Okay, so the plumber just left. I know what you're thinking, but no, this had nothing to do with his pipes.
00:38:55Anyways, now that it's all fixed, let's start the show.
00:39:00Oh. Okay. Okay. Yep. No, no. It's okay. It's okay. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone.
00:39:05I can't breathe.
00:39:07I can't breathe.
00:39:08Okay. Okay. Okay. Just inhale. No. Okay. Okay. That's okay. It's okay. Just... just take my hand. Here, here, here. Ready? Okay. Breathe in. Breathe with me.
00:39:15Hold. Breathe out. Breathe in. Hold. Breathe out. Breathe in. Hold. Breathe out. Okay. One. Two. Breathe out. Nice. Yeah.
00:39:31Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'll let myself out. Gooby fingers and all. Thank you.
00:39:40Okay.
00:39:55Hello?
00:40:01Hey, it's Donahue Plumbing.
00:40:17Hello?
00:40:21Hello?
00:40:24Donahue Plumbing? Is anyone...
00:40:31Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:45Jesus.
00:40:48Oh, Jesus.
00:40:56Hey.
00:40:58Money?
00:41:01Oh.
00:41:03Oh, buddy.
00:41:04Hey.
00:41:10Oh, Jesus.
00:41:12Oh, fuck.
00:41:13What?
00:41:14Where is she?
00:41:17Where who?
00:41:18Where is she?
00:41:19Who?
00:41:21Project Axe.
00:41:22What?
00:41:23The most cunning killing machine mankind has ever known.
00:41:34I created her.
00:41:38Then I tried to destroy her.
00:41:41But alas, she got the best of me.
00:41:44She's gonna get the best of you two.
00:41:49All of you.
00:41:53Doomed.
00:41:55What?
00:41:59Hey.
00:42:00What the...
00:42:01Wait, whoa.
00:42:03Do...
00:42:05Doom?
00:42:06Who's...
00:42:07Who's gonna get us?
00:42:08What?
00:42:09What?
00:42:10What do you know?
00:42:11Oh, my God.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:13Motherfucker.
00:42:16Oh.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Yeah?
00:42:19Yeah.
00:42:20Thanks.
00:42:22Wow.
00:42:24That hasn't happened to me in a long time.
00:42:25Yeah.
00:42:26Um.
00:42:27I used to get them all the time as a kid.
00:42:29So.
00:42:30I get it.
00:42:32Sorry.
00:42:33I have a thing with germs.
00:42:35Right.
00:42:36So, plumbing is a good line of work for you then?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41Well.
00:42:42My dad thinks it'll be good for me to, like, kind of get over it.
00:42:45Right.
00:42:46Right.
00:42:47Yeah.
00:42:48I guess, like, exposure therapy.
00:42:49Sure.
00:42:50Yeah.
00:42:51Sonny.
00:42:52Coffee.
00:42:53I repeat.
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:55Dad, I'm here.
00:42:56What's going on?
00:42:57Thank God.
00:42:58Are you okay?
00:42:59Are you safe?
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:01Yeah, I'm safe.
00:43:02I'm with Patricia.
00:43:03What's the deal?
00:43:04Stay clear of any open pipes or toilets, you hear?
00:43:06And meet me at room 504 right away.
00:43:09Alright.
00:43:10Sure.
00:43:11Copy.
00:43:16Hold on.
00:43:17It's...
00:43:18It's not pretty.
00:43:19But...
00:43:21Oh, my God.
00:43:22Jesus Christ.
00:43:23Is he dead?
00:43:24No.
00:43:25No, no, no.
00:43:26He's just...
00:43:27He's napping.
00:43:28Yeah, Jesus.
00:43:29He's dead.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31What the hell could have done this to him?
00:43:33Oh, no.
00:43:34He was...
00:43:35He was babbling about some creature who wasn't human.
00:43:38Some experiment gone wrong.
00:43:40Project X.
00:43:41I think we're gonna be sick.
00:43:43Oh, my God.
00:43:44What are we gonna do with the body?
00:43:46No!
00:43:47Oh, my God.
00:43:48Oh, I'm sorry.
00:43:49Who...
00:43:50No.
00:43:51I mean, I guess we can...
00:43:52Sorry.
00:43:53...take turns throwing up on him, if that's what we wanna...
00:43:56You know, let's...
00:43:57You guys, there's bigger fish to fry.
00:43:58Let's...
00:43:59Let's leave him.
00:44:00Oh, God.
00:44:01Come on.
00:44:02Just wipe that mouth.
00:44:03Wipe that mouth.
00:44:04It's okay.
00:44:05Don't...
00:44:06Just don't get it on me.
00:44:07Okay, guys.
00:44:08So, I know that you're expecting the usual tonight.
00:44:11But today, I thought I'd try something a little bit different.
00:44:14Something a bit more titillating.
00:44:21Okay, that was weird.
00:44:22I'm just gonna ignore that.
00:44:24I said, I said a lot of days that you never should say.
00:44:39Told the bitch one day, start drinking lemonade.
00:44:43I put that juice in my cup.
00:44:45Sauce on everything.
00:44:47You know what's up.
00:44:49I'm pa saying that.
00:44:51Oh!
00:44:52Let me know if you have any requests in the comments.
00:45:15Okay, it looks like we're still having some problems with the pipes.
00:45:19Maybe one of you guys can help me.
00:45:21We're still having a nice, sunny, sunny.
00:45:22It's so cool.
00:45:23It's so cool.
00:45:24Try it.
00:45:25Don't want it.
00:45:26Good.
00:45:28And close it down.
00:45:29Okay, here.
00:45:30Good.
00:45:31Just make it to the blue seam.
00:45:32Good.
00:45:33Good.
00:45:34Good.
00:45:35Long way.
00:45:36Good.
00:45:37Good.
00:45:38Good.
00:45:39Good.
00:45:40Good.
00:45:41Good.
00:45:42Good.
00:45:43Good.
00:45:45Good.
00:45:47Good.
00:45:48Good.
00:45:49Good.
00:45:50Good.
00:45:51Oh, you guys like that, huh?
00:45:58I thought you might.
00:46:21Christmas party.
00:46:29I mean, you knew the guy.
00:46:31How could this happen?
00:46:32God.
00:46:33I don't know.
00:46:34Look at this.
00:46:35How the heck am I supposed to figure this out?
00:46:37Oh, toilet is safe and secure.
00:46:42But unfortunately, you're going to have to hold it until we catch or kill whatever this
00:46:47creature is.
00:46:49That's fine.
00:46:51At worst, we can all just pee in the sink.
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:56Yeah.
00:46:57It's an option.
00:46:59We might want to get rid of these things here first.
00:47:02Oh, what have we got here?
00:47:06There.
00:47:07What are you?
00:47:08There we are.
00:47:09Oh, that's fine.
00:47:11Thank you so much, Mrs. Appleball.
00:47:14Anything you need, honey.
00:47:17I just want to say how special it is to have all of you here.
00:47:33It just means so much to me.
00:47:39Here, just a harmony.
00:47:40Oh, my God.
00:47:41Oh, my God.
00:47:42Oh, my God.
00:47:43All right.
00:47:44No, it's okay.
00:47:45It's okay.
00:47:46It's okay.
00:47:47It's okay.
00:47:48We can fix this.
00:47:49We can fix this.
00:47:50How are you going to fix this?
00:47:51Here, here, here.
00:47:52Put this on it.
00:47:53Apply pressure.
00:47:54Pressure to it.
00:47:55That's fine.
00:47:56Some pressure on it.
00:47:57Oh, my God.
00:47:58We have the same blood, so it's not that gross.
00:48:01It's not that gross.
00:48:02It's not that gross.
00:48:03It's not that gross.
00:48:04Oh, my God.
00:48:05Sonny, here.
00:48:06Here, here, here.
00:48:07Take it.
00:48:08Sonny?
00:48:09I'm sorry, Sonny.
00:48:10Sonny.
00:48:11What?
00:48:12They're hatching.
00:48:13Oh, my God.
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:15Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:17So we have the same blood.
00:48:18Oh, my God.
00:48:19Oh, my God.
00:48:20Oh, my God.
00:48:21Oh, my God.
00:48:22They're hatching.
00:48:26They're hatching.
00:48:28Sonny!
00:48:30Sonny, come on!
00:48:32Do something!
00:48:34Sonny, come on!
00:48:36Sonny, come on!
00:48:38Sonny, come on! Do something!
00:48:40Come on, do something!
00:48:42Come on!
00:48:44What the fuck? They're fucking melting.
00:48:52That's a good thing. Quiet, girl!
00:48:54That's a good thing. That is good.
00:48:56For once!
00:48:58You know how in a horror movie,
00:49:00all the idiot character has to do is just call the cops?
00:49:02Yeah. Yeah, we're just gonna call the cops.
00:49:04That is the smartest thing you have said all night.
00:49:08Well, among the other smart things that you have said.
00:49:12Mrs. Applebaum?
00:49:14Will you be okay if we go and call the cops?
00:49:16Yes. Yes.
00:49:18You go.
00:49:20I'll keep busy with this mess.
00:49:22Hey, Mrs. Applebaum?
00:49:26Can we borrow a few things?
00:49:30Uh-huh.
00:49:34911, what's your emergency?
00:49:36Hi. Hi. Yes. Hi.
00:49:38Okay. Um, so I know this is gonna sound ridiculous.
00:49:40Um, so just please hear me out.
00:49:42There is a creature in my plumbing
00:49:44and it is attacking out of the toilets
00:49:46and it's killing everyone in my building
00:49:48and it's laid a bunch of eggs
00:49:49and it keeps growing bigger and bigger
00:49:50and it's going to start killing even more.
00:49:52Okay, ma'am. I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:49:54Do you know what the penalty is for a fake emergency?
00:49:56No, no, no, no, no. No, you don't understand.
00:49:58This is not a fake emergency.
00:50:00A toilet creature. Please.
00:50:02We have enough problems tonight with a three-alarm lab fire.
00:50:05No, look, look. I know that it sounds ridiculous, okay?
00:50:07No, ma'am. You're ridiculous.
00:50:10Oh!
00:50:13Fuck!
00:50:16You really think this is gonna work?
00:50:17I sure hope so. I mean, unless you have a better idea.
00:50:20Other than hightailing it out of here, no, I do not.
00:50:27And does this stuff actually work?
00:50:30Ugh. I don't know. It doesn't matter.
00:50:32I'm going cold turkey from now on.
00:50:34Really?
00:50:35How about that wonky stomach of yours, huh?
00:50:37I don't know. I'll figure it out.
00:50:39Hey, we gotta take out whatever laid those eggs.
00:50:42That dead guy up there, he said that thing was pretty big, right?
00:50:47You for real?
00:50:51Yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah.
00:50:53Fuck yeah.
00:50:54That's my boy, huh?
00:50:56That's my boy.
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58That's my boy.
00:50:59Yeah.
00:51:00Alright?
00:51:01Yeah.
00:51:02Let's get that fucker, okay?
00:51:03Yeah.
00:51:04Let's do this.
00:51:05Yeah.
00:51:06Alright?
00:51:07Yeah.
00:51:08Ah, yeah.
00:51:09Ah.
00:51:11You gotta do something about that finger.
00:51:14Agreed.
00:51:15What are you doing?
00:51:16Oh, my God!
00:51:17Oh, no!
00:51:18No, no, no, no!
00:51:19Oh, why?
00:51:20You okay?
00:51:21It worked.
00:51:22You're either the dumbest person on earth or the toughest, Dad.
00:51:24Yeah.
00:51:25I think a bit of both, right?
00:51:26Like father, like son.
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:28Man.
00:51:29Fucking ready?
00:51:30Fucking ready?
00:51:31Fucking right.
00:51:32Fuck yeah.
00:51:33Die meisten Menschen auf der Erde sind die Toughest, Dad.
00:51:36Ja.
00:51:38Ich denke ein bisschen auf beide, oder?
00:51:40Wie Vater, wie Son?
00:51:42Ja.
00:51:44Man!
00:51:50F***ing ready?
00:51:51F***ing right.
00:51:53F*** yeah.
00:52:03GefExplosion
00:52:10quand ich weg bin.
00:52:13Ich verifisch es gehört
00:52:15hierzu Open denn es hier oben ist
00:52:20dein Leben, glaube ich.
00:52:21Oberbäckte
00:52:24Freunde
00:52:27W Suit
00:52:27D20
00:52:29D20
00:52:31Düzt
00:52:32Somebody call a plumber?
00:52:36No, guys, focus. Look, this creature stuff, it's way worse than we thought.
00:52:41Yeah, we know.
00:52:42No, no, you don't, okay? Look, it'll continue to self-replicate and embed itself in our ecosystem
00:52:48until it's eliminated everything off of the face of the earth.
00:52:51Daisy? Daisy!
00:53:04Oh, God.
00:53:21Daisy?
00:53:26Daisy!
00:53:26Daisy!
00:53:51People, animals, plants, bugs, everything will be gone.
00:53:56That asshole up there, he created the ultimate apex predator.
00:54:00Well, that's bullshit, because you got the ultimate apex predator right here.
00:54:04He's mean, tall, and we've got enough pink bismuth to blow this motherfucking kingdom come,
00:54:09so forget your research. We got work to do.
00:54:12Yeah.
00:54:15Daisy!
00:54:17Fuck. This is Applebaum.
00:54:21Oh, my God.
00:54:47Is that her shoe?
00:54:48Yeah.
00:54:51Guys. Guys.
00:55:07Trisha, you got the bag?
00:55:09Mm-hmm.
00:55:09Go! Go! Hit it! Go!
00:55:20All right, huh?
00:55:21Dude, what do we do?
00:55:21All right, I...
00:55:22All right, I...
00:55:24All right, I...
00:55:26All right, I...
00:55:27All right, I...
00:55:27Ow!
00:55:28Go get help!
00:55:30Go get the cavalry!
00:55:31No! Fuck that! I'm not leaving you!
00:55:33All right, I lost your mother.
00:55:36And I'm not gonna lose you two, okay?
00:55:39I miss her every goddamn day!
00:55:41Dad, I'm not gonna leave you.
00:55:42Go!
00:55:43No.
00:55:45Sonny.
00:55:45Take her!
00:55:45Sonny, we have to go.
00:55:47Love you, too.
00:55:48Go!
00:55:48Sonny.
00:55:49Just go!
00:55:50Sonny, come on!
00:55:51Go!
00:55:52Sonny, come on. Let's go!
00:55:53Go!
00:55:59Come on. Come on, Sonny. We gotta go, Sonny.
00:56:01You ready for this?
00:56:10One, two, three, now!
00:56:14Ah!
00:56:44I'm sorry.
00:56:56I'm so sorry, Sandro.
00:56:59It's not your fault.
00:57:02It's not your fault.
00:57:07Sometimes
00:57:08shit happens.
00:57:14You know, I'm not really sure I want this building anymore.
00:57:28I'm long screwed.
00:57:30You guys have insurance, right?
00:57:32Yeah, of course.
00:57:33My dad told me this story once about this building kind of like this that blew up.
00:57:37Wait, what? How?
00:57:40You see this septic tank?
00:57:42Yeah.
00:57:42That's an old system.
00:57:45If we can shut off that ventilation and trap the methane, it'll start to build up.
00:57:51Then that tank becomes a bomb.
00:57:55Wait, like blow up the building?
00:57:58Yeah.
00:57:59Then you can collect your insurance.
00:58:00You're good with your creditors.
00:58:02See?
00:58:04Every problem has a solution.
00:58:06You just need to find some way to lure that fucker down here and trap it.
00:58:10Then, oh.
00:58:14Wait.
00:58:15Does all the building's sewage have to filter in through this room?
00:58:19Yeah.
00:58:21Well, what if we just filled the pipes upstairs with your pink stuff?
00:58:24I mean, that'll force it down here, right?
00:58:27I mean, we just have to get some nasty-ass bait out of that tank.
00:58:35Somehow.
00:58:39By we, you mean, you mean me, don't you?
00:58:41Yeah.
00:58:44Yeah.
00:58:47Yeah.
00:58:52You're gonna do great.
00:59:00You're a hero, Patricia.
00:59:01Oh, shut up.
00:59:02You're a real hero.
00:59:07Oh, God.
00:59:12Oh, yeah.
00:59:19Nope.
00:59:20No, no, no.
00:59:20Nope.
00:59:25Okay.
00:59:25Okay, wait.
00:59:26I think I got something big.
00:59:27I think you're gonna have to help me, though.
00:59:30It's really heavy.
00:59:31I can't get it out on my own.
00:59:33Ah, you're great.
00:59:33You're doing good.
00:59:34No, Sonny, get up here.
00:59:36I need your help.
00:59:36It's really heavy.
00:59:39Sonny!
00:59:40Come on.
00:59:42All right, all right.
00:59:42God damn it.
00:59:43Yes, it's fine.
00:59:45Okay, you got this, okay?
00:59:47Yeah, yeah.
00:59:49Do you want the gloves?
00:59:50Fuck it.
00:59:51I'll do it barehanded.
00:59:52You got it.
00:59:53You got it.
00:59:54Come on.
00:59:55Yeah, yeah.
00:59:56Yeah, okay, okay.
00:59:57Oh, fuck.
00:59:59Do you have it?
00:59:59I think I got something.
01:00:00Yeah.
01:00:01Ready?
01:00:01Oh, God.
01:00:02On three?
01:00:03Okay.
01:00:04Oh, God.
01:00:05One, two, three.
01:00:14Oh, my God.
01:00:15It's Mrs. Applebaum.
01:00:16Oh, my God.
01:00:16Mrs. Applebaum.
01:00:17Oh, my God.
01:00:19Oh, God.
01:00:20Oh, God.
01:00:21Oh, hey.
01:00:22Hey, I didn't puke.
01:00:24Yeah, that's good.
01:00:24That's good.
01:00:25That's good.
01:00:25Good job.
01:00:26Oh.
01:00:27Oh, fuck.
01:00:29You know, in terms of, like, all of the germy stuff, this is literally the worst thing you
01:00:33could have ever done, so.
01:00:34That's true.
01:00:35You nailed it.
01:00:35Yeah, I did.
01:00:36Good job.
01:00:36I did.
01:00:37Thanks.
01:00:39Yeah.
01:00:41Hang on.
01:00:41Call me crazy?
01:00:44I think we just found our bait.
01:00:47But, Sonny, no.
01:00:49Oh, my God.
01:00:49Leave the poor woman alone.
01:00:50She has been through enough.
01:00:51I think that Mrs. Applebaum would be okay with us using her dead body to take out the thing
01:00:56that did this to her.
01:00:57And Daisy.
01:00:57We take the rest of the bismuth, we stick it in this rotten corpse, seal the deal.
01:01:08Spraying it might not kill that thing.
01:01:10But if it swallows one huge, gigantic load, that'll put a bomb in its belly.
01:01:15Yeah, an apple bomb.
01:01:23In terms of dad puns, that's bottom of the barrel.
01:01:28Yeah, total bottom of the tank.
01:01:32Yeah.
01:01:33Yeah.
01:01:36Ugh.
01:01:37You know, we're going to need a lot more bismuth if we're going to make this work.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:41We got a ton in the truck.
01:01:42Enough to kill a whole army of these fuckers.
01:01:51Make it in your part.
01:01:57Make it in your part.
01:02:01Late night, boozing.
01:02:04Oh, I'm out of control.
01:02:07Red lights, cruising.
01:02:09I got no sense of soul.
01:02:13I knew, you knew.
01:02:16Hey, we both knew the crime.
01:02:20Blacker, bluer.
01:02:22Oh, I'm back in the line.
01:02:25Making it work.
01:02:26Takes a little longer.
01:02:28Making it work.
01:02:30Takes a little time.
01:02:31Making it work.
01:02:33Takes a little longer.
01:02:35Making it work.
01:02:35This controls the ventilation shaft.
01:02:38I'm going to close that.
01:02:39Now, on my call, you pull that lever.
01:02:43That controls the methane.
01:02:44Once the methane's sealed, there's no going back.
01:02:47And when this gauge hits red, this whole place is going to blow.
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:52Uh, why am I the one that's pulling the lever?
01:02:53Because I'm going to supersize our bait combo.
01:02:56What?
01:02:57No.
01:02:57No.
01:02:58Sonny, you're going to get yourself killed.
01:03:00I'm going to make sure that thing dies down here.
01:03:02Once and for all.
01:03:02Sonny, get back here.
01:03:18Ready?
01:03:19Pull the lever now!
01:03:21Shh.
01:03:21Go.
01:03:32Come on.
01:03:57Shit.
01:03:58Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:04:21Oh, fuck.
01:04:34Shit, shit, shit, ah.
01:04:40Oh, fuck.
01:04:42Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:04:51Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:05:10Get out of my fucking building!
01:05:12Get out of my fucking building!
01:05:13Die, du f***ing Worm!
01:05:28Wir müssen gehen!
01:05:33Go, go, go!
01:05:34Go, go, go!
01:05:43Oh, God!
01:05:51Holy shit.
01:05:53I can't believe that actually worked.
01:05:55Me neither.
01:05:59Oh, fuck. Uh, shit.
01:06:01Uh, do you want hand sanitizer or something?
01:06:04Oh.
01:06:05Uh, yeah.
01:06:08Nah, I think I'm good.
01:06:14Yeah?
01:06:15Yeah.
01:06:17Yeah.
01:06:28Yeah, you're good.
01:06:39Can I ask you a question?
01:06:41Yeah.
01:06:42Why did you take the rake?
01:06:43Because, just because the axe was right there, and I feel like that's a, uh, you know, just a...
01:06:49The rake had, like, so many more tongs and teeth, and I feel like it was maximum damage, you know?
01:06:55More damage.
01:06:56No, so much more. Did you not see? I, like, fully destroyed that thing.
01:06:59Yeah, no, that makes a lot of sense.
01:07:08It's all right.
01:07:22Well, I'm on my own way
01:07:23We got a light one here!
01:07:24To the city lights
01:07:26Hang on.
01:07:27To the pretty place
01:07:28That shines her light on the city lights
01:07:31And I've got a kitchen and train
01:07:35I gotta be there on time
01:07:38Oh, it feels so good to know
01:07:40She waits at the end of the line
01:07:42Oh, my God!
01:07:43Dad!
01:07:44Dad!
01:07:45Oh, my God, Don!
01:07:46Dad, you're alive!
01:07:47Hold on!
01:07:48Son, sorry.
01:07:49Sorry.
01:07:50I'm just so happy to see you.
01:07:51Oh, my God.
01:07:52Oh.
01:07:53Sorry.
01:07:54Sonny, stop touching him.
01:07:56I'm happy to see you, too.
01:07:59Oh, man.
01:08:01That was a great first day for you, huh?
01:08:03Come on.
01:08:04Try to relax.
01:08:05We got another live one!
01:08:08Oh, my God!
01:08:09It's Daisy!
01:08:10Dad, Daisy's alive!
01:08:11Oh, no.
01:08:12I can't look.
01:08:13She's alive!
01:08:14Oh, Daisy.
01:08:15The Daisy's gonna help me relax.
01:08:19It's okay.
01:08:20Yeah, just breathe.
01:08:21Just breathe.
01:08:22Oh, yeah.
01:08:23Okay.
01:08:24Everyone, I shit you not!
01:08:25We got another live one here!
01:08:27Uh, sorry.
01:08:28Never mind.
01:08:29False alarm.
01:08:30What's up?
01:08:31Get out of here.
01:08:32Yeah.
01:08:33Fucking asshole.
01:08:34These people are terrible.
01:08:35Oh, my.
01:08:36He's the child.
01:08:37The toughest guy out of Earth, right?
01:08:38Yeah, yeah.
01:08:39I'm supposed to have the dumbest.
01:08:40Oh, my.
01:08:41Oh, my.
01:08:42Oh, my.
01:08:43Oh, my.
01:08:44Oh, my.
01:08:45Oh, my.
01:08:46Oh, my.
01:08:47Oh, my.
01:08:48Oh, my.
01:08:49Oh, my.
01:08:50Oh, my.
01:08:51Oh, my.
01:08:52Oh, my.
01:08:53Oh, my.
01:08:54Oh, my.
01:08:55Yeah.
01:08:56Yeah.
01:08:57Oh, my.
01:08:58Oh, my.
01:08:59To make me laugh.
01:09:00I'm sorry about your belly.
01:09:01Don, it's okay, honestly.
01:09:04You know, shit happens.
01:09:06Oh, shit.
01:09:11Here it hurts.
01:09:12Just laughing.
01:09:13Yeah.
01:09:14Are you sure you're okay?
01:09:15How do I look?
01:09:17You look really good.
01:09:18Bad.
01:09:19I don't know.
01:09:20You're coughing up a lot of blood.
01:09:22Wenn ich in der Toilette war, und wenn ihr alle geredet habt,
01:09:28es war...
01:09:30F***!
01:09:31Stop!
01:09:32Du musst einfach nicht sagen.
01:09:34Du musst einfach nicht sagen.
01:09:35Du musst einfach nicht sagen.
01:09:52Du musst einfach nicht sagen.
01:09:54Du kannst keine Ahnung.
01:09:56Ich habe keine Ahnung.
01:09:58Ich habe keine Ahnung.
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