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EastEnders 26th November 2025
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00:26Oh, hold on. Hold on, darling. What are you doing?
00:33Hard enough. Her phone's been going off all night.
00:36OK, OK, OK. Just be thankful Mo's not here, cos it'll send her to Lally.
00:40Oh, come on. She can sleep for a big brass band.
00:45Boys, go back to bed.
00:50It's Jean. She's got all our numbers.
00:52So is half the square. Just turn it off.
00:57She's just text from a different number yet again.
01:01You're a bad person. Selfish woman. Full of spite.
01:21Yes, Dr Adamson, but my husband still thinks that this could all be a scam.
01:25Oh, goodness me, I completely understand. There's absolutely no pressure. Please take as much time as you need.
01:30What? I want to help my son. So this treatment, you mentioned a patch?
01:35Yes. We harvest the patient's own skin cells. We program them into, let's call them, tailor-made retina cells.
01:41Then we grow them on a biodegradable scaffold. That's the patch.
01:45So you're regrowing part of the eye?
01:47Exactly. Once matured, the patch is implanted at the back of the eye. Under general anaesthetic, of course.
01:53And how safe is this?
01:58Thanks for meeting me.
02:00Look, I know Chelsea meant well, but last night it didn't feel right.
02:04And I didn't want to push it if, you know, you're not in the right headspace.
02:08Well, coming round with a few beers ain't pushing it. It's just been like the old times.
02:14But it ain't old times, is it?
02:16No, I think Joel's taking them with him to the young offenders.
02:20Do you think we'll ever get back to where we were?
02:22I don't know.
02:25But at least here we are.
02:29Still mates.
02:33So, quiz night.
02:35You beat my wingwoman and we'll destroy all the other teams.
02:38It's the last quiz of the season.
02:40I'm not really in the mood for silly questions and noisy punters, sorry.
02:46Harry's barn's more my speed.
02:53Are you asking me out on a date?
02:58Don't push it. I'm saying one drink.
03:01All right. One drink.
03:04Come here.
03:08All right then. Off you go. Build a wall or something.
03:22There you are, darling.
03:28Morning.
03:30Any calls since you put your phone on?
03:32No, thankfully.
03:34Well, let's hope the nurse has found someone else to wind up, eh?
03:37I just feel like I need to have another chat with Jean.
03:39Zoe, please, come on. The way she was tormenting me with her hearing.
03:43Right, so she's managed to get a load of phones and prank call us at three in the morning.
03:47Chloe, listen, darling, you know, Jean's had her moments, but, you know, this one's a bit of a stretch.
03:50I just need to have it out with her.
03:53I mean, when is this going to stop?
04:00As if landing me in hospital wasn't enough. She has to come back and rub it in.
04:05I mean, was it a dream? Did I really see her?
04:08I swear, if I see her again, Mum, I'm going to kill her.
04:11No. Look, Mary reckons that Jasmine could still be tied to the fours. Just stay away from her.
04:17What if she comes back?
04:19I just hope she doesn't.
04:21Hope. Hope is not a game plan, Mum.
04:24Look, right now, we just have to trust that Mary is on it.
04:28Just try not to panic.
04:29I'm cancelling my trip. Freddie won't be happy, but tough.
04:34You can't do that.
04:36Freddie?
04:38Yeah. He's my travel buddy.
04:41We made up.
04:43After me and him.
04:44Well, there wasn't supposed to be a you and him in the first place, so there's that.
04:47Well, there was, so there's that.
04:48Back off.
04:50I know what I'm doing.
04:51It doesn't seem like it, Anna.
04:52Oh, look, can we just stop, please? That's enough.
04:55Let's just focus on what's important, shall we?
04:58I'm alive and...
05:00Anna, please don't cancel your trip.
05:02We can't let Jasmine win.
05:04Try and carry on as normal.
05:08It's not about me.
05:11Text me if you need me.
05:12OK.
05:18Mum, you ain't seriously supporting Anna and Freddie.
05:21It ain't good enough for her. She's gonna make a mistake.
05:23Yes, and it's hers to make.
05:25Sometimes that's just the way you gotta learn.
05:27I should know.
05:30Hi.
05:32You've got the slippers that you asked for in here.
05:34Peter couldn't come. He's meat and his veg supplier.
05:38Oh, thank you.
05:40So how bad is it, then?
05:42I'm alive.
05:44How's Oscar?
05:45You laying low.
05:46Makes sense.
05:48I was actually on my way out, so...
05:50I hope this Mary knows what she's doing.
05:53Bye.
05:56Is that Jasmine?
05:58What? No.
05:59I don't know.
06:01It's just, erm...
06:03It's about the experimental treatment.
06:06Oh.
06:08Yeah.
06:09The doctor said that he's got one space left, but I need to pay by today.
06:12And if I don't, then it could be another two years that Jimmy's gonna have to wait.
06:16And it might be too late by then.
06:18How much is it?
06:20It's free grand.
06:22For the consultation, all the other tests, genetics, scans, all that sort of stuff.
06:27But then if it all looks good, we pay for the treatment on top of that as well.
06:32So why do you think you can trust this doctor so much?
06:36No, I don't just trust the doctor. I don't...
06:39I trust his numbers.
06:41I mean, look, look at his reviews.
06:42No, I don't have some big plan. I just ain't being told to shut up about it.
06:55Well, it's easier for them than admitting you might be right.
06:58You think I am?
07:00I think your instincts have always been sharp.
07:03You ain't just telling me what you think of all year, are you?
07:06I'm just seeing what I see.
07:08And whoever it is, they must feel they can get away with it.
07:11Exactly.
07:17Peter just says that there's no magic fix.
07:21He's fine the way he is.
07:23And he is. He's...
07:25He's brilliant.
07:27Like the other night.
07:29Peter's been trying to teach him about family meal time.
07:33So he's been banging the cutlery together so that Jimmy knows
07:36that we're all eating together as a family.
07:38And he's actually doing it.
07:41He's joining in.
07:42Yeah, that's because he's a clever little boy.
07:45Yeah.
07:46It's amazing.
07:48He's flying.
07:49We couldn't be prouder of him.
07:51I wouldn't change a single thing about him.
07:56But then I just think, what about when he's older?
08:01And he wonders, you know, why I didn't even try.
08:06But then if I do, he might think that I'm trying to say that there's something wrong with the way he is now.
08:17Well, what if it turns out to be one big rip-off?
08:21Hm?
08:22And how are you going to find £3,000 by the end of the day, Lauren?
08:31First stop, Thailand.
08:34Maybe we can find a beach that has more birds than people.
08:37You know what?
08:38I've just got to survive this chat with my mum first.
08:41You think she'll try and stop you?
08:43I don't know.
08:44She's stressed with Stacey leaving.
08:47Now there's all this extra stuff.
08:48I don't know what she's going to do.
08:53What are you doing?
08:55Wait a minute.
08:57Oh, come on.
08:59For good luck.
09:00When you talk to her.
09:03Keep it safe, though.
09:05It's a gift from my dad.
09:09I'm going to get the usual.
09:11Might be the last time I get decent chips for a while.
09:16Make them salty.
09:17Oh, well.
09:23No, you won't come here.
09:26It's food for you, yeah?
09:27Yeah.
09:28You bunking off the stool again?
09:29No, the supplier's van's still broke.
09:31Yeah, you just missed him reaching for my fork.
09:33Like, properly went for it.
09:34It's pure class.
09:35Yeah, I was telling your mum that he's been doing that.
09:37I was proper bragging about him.
09:39Me too, right?
09:40We're raising a little genius, aren't we?
09:41Or just a very hungry baby.
09:45Yeah, you've got food.
09:47All right, you?
09:49Can you hear it?
09:50Yeah.
09:52Still gorge, ain't I?
09:53Heartbreak may bruise the ego, but the jawline remains undefeated.
10:01Girls from dodgy families ate my cup of tea anyway.
10:03I'll have this one, then.
10:04Because it's sweet and creamy, and it won't break your heart.
10:10Thanks.
10:18Is it me, or is he faking?
10:20We've all been there, haven't we?
10:21He'll come out swinging.
10:22Here, Kat keeps texting me about the donations from St Lucy's,
10:25so you need to go pick them up soon.
10:27Yeah.
10:29Listen, about all that doctor stuff.
10:32You're right.
10:35There's no magic fixes, I'll let it go.
10:38Yeah, that's right.
10:39And thank you.
10:40Just forget about that dodgy stuff.
10:41He's perfect, ain't he?
10:44He's just gonna have to crack on, Lauren.
10:47Nothing's gonna get in your way, is it?
10:50You going somewhere nice?
10:55What do you want?
10:57Look, I ain't here to argue.
10:59I know Stacey leaving because of me ain't exactly my finest hour.
11:02Understatement of the year?
11:04And I understand if this is about getting back at me,
11:06but I'm trying to be better.
11:08No, Zoe, you're doing what you normally do,
11:10playing the victim and then crying when no-one applauds.
11:13Well, will you at least leave my family out of it?
11:15Because calling Kat's phone in the early hours, it ain't fair.
11:18Your family?
11:20Sorry?
11:22Did you just say fair?
11:24Fair?
11:26Fair would be Stacey back here with me.
11:29Fair would be me not having to scrape myself up off the floor
11:32just to keep this house ticking.
11:34I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.
11:35If someone is out to get you, Zoe, I hope they succeed,
11:38because that would be fair.
11:40Nan.
11:42What's going on?
11:43If you've said what you've come to say, you can go.
11:46Hey, look what Anna got me.
11:47Just...
11:49Just...
11:51Just...
11:52No, no, no, no, just...
11:53It's fine, it's fine, you'll break it, Nan.
11:55Nan.
11:57Oh, no.
11:59I'm...
12:00Oh, I'm so sorry.
12:02Was it special?
12:04Yeah.
12:06You see, if you hadn't have come in here and stirred the pot,
12:08you'd ruin things, Zoe!
12:09That's what you do!
12:11Here, let me see if I can fix it.
12:14Just...
12:15Give it to me!
12:16It felt a bit different this morning.
12:19That might be weird.
12:21You might be turning a corner.
12:23Oh.
12:25I know it's both with the ladies, but...
12:26Well, Jean and Cathy might have a few words to say about that.
12:29I'll just say, you know, maybe...
12:33Maybe don't rush into it if the brown's still wobbly.
12:35Yeah, you don't want her lashing out like she did with that geezer the other night.
12:39What geezer?
12:41I'm just saying, sometimes people need space when they've got a lot going on, you know.
12:45I'll go get you, mate.
12:46Come on, please, ma'am.
12:52God, you're the only one with any sense in this family.
12:55I guess the rest of us are just big as bricks, then.
12:57No, no, no, I'm just saying that he didn't deserve to get his thing in me, but I've caught up in Zoe's mess.
13:02Shall I give it a go?
13:03For the hundredth time, would you please just leave?
13:07Oh, it's... I can't... I can't do it. I can't fix it. I am so, so sorry.
13:16You still want to try it?
13:18Might help me take my mind off things.
13:21Yeah.
13:22You can pick it up later.
13:25I said I'd fix it.
13:29It's not that.
13:33Anna asked me to go away with her.
13:38Travel the world.
13:44How can I go?
13:46And leave Nan drowning here with Charlie and Lily and everything.
13:49How can I go?
13:51And what about Anna?
13:53Are you going to let her go all that way without you?
13:58Are you going away?
14:03Well...
14:04When were you going to tell me?
14:05According to Peter, Cindy's handler Mary says...
14:17Oh, thank you.
14:19...that we are to remain vigilant, but not anxious.
14:22I don't know how we're supposed to do the both. It's beyond me.
14:26So, we don't have to go into hiding from the fools?
14:28What?
14:29That's a bit of news about today.
14:31Half price for quiz winners.
14:34You getting soft in your old ageing.
14:36It's an incentive, and strictly speaking, it is still profit.
14:40More importantly, tonight being the last of the big charity quiz nights, I am going all out to win it.
14:46You see, some of us do like to give back to the local community.
14:49Nothing says festive generosity like discounted haddock.
14:54Well, be prepared, because I've done my research.
14:57Yeah.
14:58Flash cars, niche podcasts, and I even know who invented the paperclip.
15:03Oh, wow. Do you know what?
15:04It's so nice to see that the adult education environment is thriving in Walford.
15:08It's even nicer watching you pretend you know what you're doing.
15:11Mastermind U8.
15:13Ta-da! Ta-da!
15:15Oh, she is the most annoying human ever.
15:18Cheers, pal.
15:20Here you go, darling.
15:21Three and a half grand for St Lucy's.
15:23We'll get it out of the Vic now before quiz night kicks off, yeah?
15:26I'll take you to the bank in a bit.
15:28Ooh!
15:29She's putting ideas in his head.
15:31She's trying to get Freddie to leave me.
15:33He said he wanted to travel the world.
15:35I only said go for it.
15:36Is he going to do it, then?
15:37Yeah.
15:38She wants it too.
15:39What's she doing there in the first place?
15:40Oh, the usual.
15:42Accusing me of terrible things.
15:44Just because of an hearing.
15:45Which you lost whilst planning to torment me.
15:47I am the cleaner of the Vic and your home upstairs.
15:51And I seem to be spending most of my time cleaning up after you.
15:54And I am doing my absolute damnedest to stay out of your way.
15:57So sometimes it means I go and hide in the barrel store.
16:00So maybe that's when it fell off.
16:02Oh, come on, Jean.
16:03Can't you see how convenient that sounds?
16:05Oh, you want me to be the villain so badly.
16:08That is fine.
16:09But please, don't drag Freddie into this.
16:13Don't drive him away as well.
16:17Tell her!
16:18So, Jean may not be perfect.
16:20She don't deserve this.
16:21Okay.
16:22Okay.
16:23OK.
16:24I'll do that.
16:25I'll do it.
16:26I'll do it.
16:27I'll do it.
16:28OK.
16:29Okay.
16:30Hey, you can't.
16:56Hey, Zoe.
16:59Sorry.
17:01Busy day.
17:05Yes.
17:06Always here for you.
17:09A glass of wine then to take the edge off.
17:29Right, ladies and germs.
17:31It's the final question for the final round.
17:35Well, a lucky winner.
17:39Good win for their team.
17:41A whopping £50.
17:45Right, it's about covered Caffey's bar, Bill, wasn't it?
17:47Right.
17:48And the loser will get a wooden spoon.
17:50But thanks to Ian, he's promised that whoever wins will get 50% off and Bill's place will you cod lovers form an orderly queue.
17:57Now, as I said, it's the last question.
17:59Okay, so tie-break head-to-head between Team Bill and Team Elon.
18:03So, question is, how many lakes are there in the Lake District?
18:08I know this one.
18:09I dated someone from Lake Windermere.
18:11Uh-huh.
18:12He taught me to sail and a few other things that floated my boat.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Oh, this is a pub quiz.
18:17All right, we don't need a history tour of your colourful past.
18:20Oh, give it a rest.
18:21Oh, give it a rest.
18:22Thanks.
18:23You all right, Grant?
18:24I need glasses, I say.
18:25How many times have I got to show you?
18:26I don't need them.
18:27Tracy, if you'd like to gather up the answers here.
18:29Here we go.
18:30Don't forget, it's £50 cash for the winner.
18:32And a wooden spoon for the loser.
18:34Here we go.
18:35And the correct answer, how many lakes are there in the Lake District?
18:39And the answer is...
18:41Well, Billy said one.
18:44Nathan said 16.
18:46And the answer is 16!
18:48Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
18:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:51See, Alfred, you need to check it.
18:52You've got the wrong answer.
18:53It's one.
18:54Check it.
18:55Really?
18:56Yeah.
18:57You want to put another name in your coffin?
18:58No problem, mate.
18:59Just hold it there.
19:00It's one.
19:01Look it up.
19:02Right.
19:03Bassinthwaite is the only official lake in the Lake District.
19:05All the others are blah, blah, blah.
19:07Okay.
19:08Here, Billy's the winner!
19:09Yeah!
19:11This is daylight robbery.
19:13This is justice.
19:15Yeah!
19:16Whatever.
19:17Hey, hey, hey.
19:18Hey, hey, hey.
19:19Hey, hey, hey.
19:20Hey, you lot.
19:21Save your vocals in your shower for the karaoke, okay?
19:22Because two lovely people want to come and say a few words.
19:24Lauren and Peter, come on.
19:26Come on, come on.
19:27There you go.
19:29We just want to say thank you so much, everyone.
19:32You've all been so generous.
19:33Kat gave me the money earlier.
19:35Oh, and yeah, thank you to Kat and Alpi as well.
19:37Yeah, and to everyone else for making it happen, honestly.
19:40Yeah, come on.
19:41You two are the real stars.
19:42Let's hear it for Lauren and Peter.
19:43Woo!
19:44Woo!
19:45Did they deserve a standing ovulation?
19:47Vibration, darling.
19:48Vibration.
19:49Vibration.
19:50Vibration.
19:51Vibration.
19:52Vibration.
19:53Vibration.
19:54Vibration.
19:55Vibration.
19:56Vibration.
19:57Vibration.
19:58Vibration.
19:59Vibration.
20:00Is that alive?
20:01Yeah.
20:02Jimmy, come on.
20:03Just cut yourself.
20:04Dad?
20:05No.
20:06Well, listen, the first aid box is in the kitchen, yeah?
20:09Yeah, thank you.
20:10All right.
20:11All right.
20:12All right.
20:13Just go straight through there.
20:14All right.
20:15Come on.
20:16Come on.
20:17Come on.
20:18Say it.
20:19You think I'm mad?
20:20Oh.
20:21All right.
20:22All right.
20:23What's with this about Vicky lashing out at someone?
20:25Sorry you heard it from me.
20:26Fine.
20:27What happened?
20:28Mate, if she ain't told you, I guess it's on the need to know.
20:32Yeah.
20:33All right.
20:34She doesn't owe me a full report.
20:36No.
20:37Of course.
20:39All right.
20:40I can beg you all paying attention.
20:42Come on.
20:43Say it.
20:44You think I'm mad?
20:46Well, yes.
20:49But I do feel bad for seeing Ross off the other day.
20:53It wasn't really my place.
20:54I just don't want you to get stung again.
20:57But if you like the bloke, then...
20:59Yeah, I mean...
21:01You can't just switch it off.
21:04I've tried.
21:05Then it doesn't really matter what I think.
21:07If it's Ross you want, it's Ross you want.
21:10Thank you, Mother Superior.
21:13Your blessing is appreciated.
21:16Be careful.
21:18But have fun.
21:20Okay?
21:23Always.
21:24You really shouldn't have left that knife where I did.
21:30Oh, you weren't to know.
21:32Yeah?
21:33Fuckin says losing gracefully like a bottle of cheap alcohol.
21:36Ignore him.
21:37Ignored.
21:38I'm so sorry Jimmy got hurt.
21:40Well, maybe if I hadn't been distracted by your love life history podcast it wouldn't have happened.
21:44Oi!
21:45Don't you dare put that on me.
21:46Grow up, will ya?
21:51I ain't an idiot.
21:52I know he ain't gonna have an easy life.
21:55I just know it.
21:56All the times he will get hurt or he'll fall over or...
21:59He'll miss out on things that his friends do.
22:01It's...
22:02Do you know, I can't stop thinking about all the things that can go wrong.
22:05When he's old enough to understand, are you not worried that he's gonna ask us why we didn't try harder?
22:13Right.
22:16Why don't we call Dr. Adamson?
22:19What if it's a con and Jimmy finds out that we gambled on him like he weren't good enough?
22:24What?
22:25I mean, this is it. We've just gotta crack on now.
22:30Do all that we can to help him.
22:33No miracles or magic wands. Just mum and dad.
22:42Where you going?
22:43Just clearing my head.
22:47Hello?
22:49He's hung up on me.
22:52I can't believe that he's hung up.
22:53Are you alright?
22:55Yeah, it was, um...
22:56That supplier's just been messing me about.
22:57The one who was messing Peter around this morning.
22:59I'll tell you what, that bloke is not getting another penny out of me.
23:03Um...
23:05Asked Jimmy, I'm...
23:06I'm sorry.
23:07I really should have been more careful.
23:08I might not think yet.
23:09You and Peter, you need to stop blaming yourselves.
23:13It's easier said than done.
23:14Look, I've, uh...
23:15I've got him some medicine, alright?
23:19Ian, I...
23:21I need a favour.
23:22It's just...
23:24You know that...
23:25Doctor.
23:26You know the experimental cure.
23:28Um...
23:30I need three grand by tonight.
23:33I thought you'd park that idea.
23:36I just want to make sure that Jimmy's got the best chance.
23:39I know I said that I would do anything, I would give anything, right?
23:44And I meant it, but it really does smell like it's a con.
23:48I will never forgive myself if I don't at least try.
23:52But it's...
23:54It's not as easy as that, is it?
23:57We know that there isn't a cure for Jimmy's condition.
24:02But Jimmy's not broken.
24:04He's still our little Jimmy.
24:05Yeah, well it wasn't your son that hurt himself because he thought it was dinner time, is it?
24:11No, I'm sorry.
24:14Really sorry.
24:15I miss talking like this.
24:25Me too.
24:27And I'm glad I know why you decked that fella.
24:30I just wish I'd been there to handle him for you.
24:33Yeah, Zach did alright.
24:36Why didn't you tell me?
24:38I didn't want you worrying.
24:41Look, Ross.
24:43Why do I want to close the door?
24:46Then don't.
24:48It's gonna be tough.
24:50Look.
24:52We will take this as slow as you want.
24:56With absolutely no pressure.
25:00Fair warning.
25:02Come with baggage.
25:04And an ex who don't take no for an answer.
25:08Peace talk's going well then?
25:10Yeah, just catching up.
25:12Nice one.
25:13Happy for you.
25:19Yeah, mate.
25:22Yeah, fine.
25:37What's the warning there?
25:38Yeah, three in the last three minutes by my watch, Dave.
25:42It's a surprise, really, but with the relatively new signings, you've got Solomon and Rossi playing left.
25:49I mean, playing left wing back, right wing back, really.
25:52They need to get their heads up, look around.
25:55Ramos usually playing as a winger, but today he's part of the back three.
26:04Mendes, under pressure from Brady.
26:08And three kick is given.
26:09Mendes is not having a particularly good game. I mean, he's still recovering from a knee injury, of course. I wouldn't be surprised to see if I could have a bench before too long.
26:20Mendes took a kick and it's gone straight to Hussain.
26:25I think some of the fun has been given Mendes a hard time lately, and he's never really delivered on his promise this season, has he?
26:34Whittler has taken this one, and found Lannard.
26:38Oh, that was a very clumsy challenge in Vintage.
26:41Yeah, very clumsy, very late.
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26:50Please be sure you have checked the telephone directory for the right number, and you are dialing correctly. This is a recording.
26:57Yeah, watch this now. It's past the ball, 20 minutes ago, and then, wow!
27:03Oh, I needed that. If you'd have seen them, the way they were looking at me like I was poison.
27:32Because they're scared to think I might be right about Jean.
27:36You believed me, didn't you?
27:43You're the only one who's kind to me.
28:02For details of organisations which offer advice and support if you've been a victim of fraud,
28:06go online to the actual line pages of the BBC website.
28:24For details of organisations which offer advice and support if you've been a victim of fraud,
28:30go online to the actual line pages of the BBC website.
28:34And they'll see you on the BBC website.
28:35You're the only one who's kind to me.
28:36And you're the only one who's kind of a victim of fraud,
28:41go online to the BBC website.
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