Cameron Diaz: 'There's Something About Mary,' 'Charlie's Angels,' 'Shrek,' and More | Career Highlights - video Dailymotion

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Diaz has also starred in 'Being John Malkovich,' 'The Sweetest Thing,' and 'Gangs of New York.'

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00:00I love this man and there's no way that I'm gonna give him my

00:29up to some two-faced, big-haired, food critic.

00:34You're me, but that's what you should be on television.

00:38Very funny.

00:38What's wrong?

00:39What's wrong, you crazy bitches?

00:41I thought you were gonna shoot me.

00:42That's what's wrong.

00:43Shoot you, Molly?

00:44Why?

00:45I wouldn't do a thing like that.

00:46I know.

00:46He's a murderer.

00:48Yeah.

00:48Like an actual convicted murderer?

00:50He killed people.

00:51I know.

00:51It's crazy.

00:53And what?

00:53Did he ever go to jail?

00:54Yeah, in Boston.

00:55After dinner, I'll introduce you to my chimp, Elijah.

00:59He has an ulcer right now due to suppressed childhood trauma.

01:04Who's at you?

01:07Help!

01:09Fecal matter consists mostly of scaly pinkish warm.

01:12Sardines that fed on large brown algae, I'd say.

01:15There's also traces of tanker fuel and stormwater runoff as well.

01:18By night one way, by day another, this shall be the norm.

01:26Until you find true love's first kiss, then take love's true form.

01:32Do you understand how hard it is to pretend to be your buddy?

01:35David, I love you.

01:40I fucking love you.

01:42I fucking love you!

01:45Fuck!

01:45Maybe that's your problem.

01:47Wait, wait.

01:47What's my problem?

01:48I don't know.

01:48Maybe if you didn't play it so safe, Mr. Safety Pool, you might actually, I don't know,

01:52meet a girl that you could have fun with.

01:56Go back to the points and leave me to my business or I will open your throat.

01:59So help me God.

02:00All right.

02:05Maybe when I stop having visions of you two together, I will see your side.

02:15You gotta be...

02:16As her personal tutor, I guarantee personally that she will get an A.

02:21Or your money back.

02:25Well, say no more.

02:30Make it out to cash.

02:32So what you're saying is that instead of erasing the video like you said that you would,

02:35you actually ended up sending it to everyone that you've ever given one of those fucking iPads to?

02:41I just, like, I love it.

02:43Like, I'll give it to you two.

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