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The Oscar winner's early films include 'Speed,' and 'Demolition Man.'
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00:00I'm a comparative psychobiologist.
00:20He's finally matched his meat.
00:22You really licked his ass.
00:25That's met his match.
00:27You kicked his ass.
00:29Met? Met his match. You kicked his ass.
00:31I can't do this.
00:33Jack, I can't do this.
00:35Let's go. Let's go.
00:36Shit.
00:38Who is it?
00:40It's me, Jack Gellar.
00:42Does anybody use a phone anymore?
00:44I do.
00:45We're not talking about 900 numbers.
00:47Who told?
00:48Well, don't think about hitting the escape key on any of your systems for a while.
00:52One keystroke will wipe out your whole system.
00:54Then what I suggest you do is you go watch a man be executed.
00:57You watch him die. You watch him beg.
00:58You watch him kick and spit the life out of him until he pisses and shits in his pants until he's gone.
01:04Then, you know what?
01:05Then you come back here and you sing this crap to me about justice.
01:07Relax.
01:08Do you know that you are everything in this world to me?
01:11And we are going to make it through this because we are a team.
01:20No, no, no, he didn't really kidnap her.
01:23He just sort of, like, just a little nap.
01:26No, she was, there was a car and she, what happened was that she, she just, you should know she has the worst taste of men.
01:33You think I'm gorgeous.
01:36You want to kiss me.
01:38You want to hug me.
01:40Look, I think McDonald is more feminine.
01:42I'd rather kiss him.
01:43You want to love me.
01:44You want to hug me.
01:47You want to sleep.
01:48Just give me.
01:49It's not.
01:49You have more of these.
01:51Oh, my God.
01:51Just give me a second.
01:52Well, I got scared and I didn't say anything and 10 seconds later, I had a gun in my face.
02:05Now, I am telling you, your amigo in there is going to sell our key to one of his homies.
02:09And this time, it'd be really fucking great if you acted like you actually gave a shit.
02:13Let me see you get low.
02:14You're scared.
02:15You're scared.
02:15Drop your ass to the floor.
02:16You're scared.
02:17You're scared.
02:17What you doing?
02:20Oh, ha.
02:21Yeah, your gammy wanted me to, you know, chant, chant from the heart.
02:26Look, here's the deal.
02:27I don't need y'all to approve my choices, all right?
02:31But I do ask that you respect them.
02:33You have no idea what this boy's been through.
02:35And if this is going to become some running diatribe, I can find an overpriced salad a lot closer to home.
02:41And that is a no-no.
02:43No-no.
02:43Turn around.
02:44I need you to pass a polygraph.
02:45Put it away.
02:46Turn around.
02:47No.
02:47Don't worry.
02:48She's not going to do it.
02:49She's not going to do anything.
02:50Oh, okay.
02:50So you want to just, you just want to go and gamble with your scrotum and your testicles?
02:53Okay.
02:54Gambling.
02:54Houston, this is Mission Specialist Ryan Stone.
02:58I am off structure and I am drifting.
03:00Do you copy?
03:04Steal me the crown and all your dreams come true.
03:08Respect.
03:10Power.
03:11Banana.
03:13Banana.
03:14Whoa.
03:15I'm fine.
03:16I'm cool.
03:16I'm good.
03:20I'm good.
03:21Let's go.
03:27Plug.
03:30We'll be at the ceiling.
03:31And then we'll be at the ceiling.
03:32Ouch.
03:33segu producto.
03:33I could see is Workingiche.
03:34We'll be at the ceiling.
03:34We'll be at the ceiling.
03:35To the ceiling.
03:35Like I also ask.
03:37We'll be at the ceiling.
03:37I'm climbing you.
03:38We'll be at the ceiling.
03:39Bye-bye.
03:40I'm and I was waiting.
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