- 7 weeks ago
A year after her father's death, Lydia Gilbert feels completely lost - until she discovers something HD ( Comedy )
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00:00:20Mom!
00:00:22I told you not to pack my stuff!
00:00:30This is a new low, Mom. Even for you.
00:00:39On my shift today, I had to feed an old woman, spoon feed an old woman.
00:00:45Mash peas. And do you know what she did?
00:00:47What?
00:00:48She yelled at me, she cussed me out, and then she spit them out in my face.
00:00:52And you know what I thought? I thought, wow.
00:00:54This feels like just another day at home with Lydia.
00:00:57That's incredibly rude.
00:00:58And you know what I did?
00:01:00What?
00:01:01I took care of it, just like I do with you.
00:01:03Look, just because I don't want to move, doesn't mean that I am so-
00:01:06That's not your choice, Lydia. Neither were the mashed peas.
00:01:08Now, you can either work with me on this, or I can do it myself.
00:01:19One day,
00:01:22you are going to wake up and ask yourself,
00:01:25where did I go wrong?
00:01:29Didn't I have a daughter?
00:01:32Now I just have a black hole in my heart where a daughter used to be.
00:01:36Now that is a refreshing thought.
00:01:38I can almost feel the stress melting away already.
00:01:41Mom!
00:01:42I'm kidding, honey.
00:01:43Listen, I love you.
00:01:44You know that I love you.
00:01:45Oh, sure.
00:01:46But this house is expensive, and so is college.
00:01:49So something has got to give.
00:01:50I'm not even going to college.
00:01:51Mashed peas, Lydia.
00:01:52Not your choice.
00:01:53Not your choice.
00:02:08Come on.
00:02:10Oh, my God.
00:02:40Hey, Dad.
00:02:54No, that was God.
00:02:57Um, hey, man.
00:02:58I just called my dad a man.
00:02:59Father!
00:03:01No.
00:03:03This is so stupid, I'm sorry.
00:03:04Okay, yeah.
00:03:10Hey.
00:03:15I miss you.
00:03:18Things have been kind of shitty lately.
00:03:23Like, beyond shitty.
00:03:24As you might say, I'm about a million light years from where I want to be.
00:03:33You know that feeling when your shirt shrinks in the dryer?
00:03:42All day, you can feel it digging into your skin.
00:03:47That's how this town feels right now.
00:03:52Like an old, crappy, too small shirt.
00:03:55Dude, watch where you're going.
00:03:59You're cursing to me.
00:04:01Are you okay?
00:04:04Damn, Lydia.
00:04:05Long time, no see.
00:04:06Yeah, fine.
00:04:06Can I please have my camera on you?
00:04:08Wait, wait, this is sick.
00:04:10What year is this?
00:04:11Like, 92, 3?
00:04:12I don't know.
00:04:13It was my dad's.
00:04:15Uh, I'm sorry.
00:04:18Yeah, so I'd appreciate it if you stopped touching it.
00:04:20Yeah, I forgot your dad loved camera stuff.
00:04:24You know, uh, AV team still meets every Wednesday if you ever want to, uh, roll through.
00:04:31Simon, just because I'm holding a camera doesn't mean I want to join a club.
00:04:36Excuse me.
00:04:37We're an audio-visual society.
00:04:39And we've got free pizza.
00:04:43It's kind of a shit.
00:04:46Yeah, whatever.
00:04:47I gotta go.
00:04:47Hey, do you, uh, you want to walk to school to get-
00:04:51Okay, hey, it was nice to see you two!
00:05:00Theater kids.
00:05:02Check.
00:05:11Popular kids.
00:05:13Check.
00:05:14Oof.
00:05:15How stereotypical.
00:05:17Do you think these actually motivate anyone?
00:05:34I think you're getting distracted.
00:05:36What?
00:05:36No, no.
00:05:37No, no, I'm-
00:05:37Hey, I'm listening.
00:05:38I just-
00:05:40I-
00:05:41Okay, I got a little-
00:05:42A little distracted by your awesome posters.
00:05:44Do you think they're awesome?
00:05:46Absolutely, I do.
00:05:48Yeah, I do.
00:05:48Do you really?
00:05:49They're really cool.
00:05:50Well, thank you, Lydia.
00:05:51Yeah.
00:05:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:52We're not doing this, Lydia.
00:05:52Lydia.
00:05:53What?
00:05:53You're not listening.
00:05:55Look, Lee, it's been a year now.
00:05:59And I know this is hard, but I-
00:06:00I think it's important for you to start having lunch somewhere else.
00:06:04Mm-hmm.
00:06:04Yeah.
00:06:05Mm-hmm.
00:06:05No, I-
00:06:06Hey, I hear you.
00:06:07Okay.
00:06:07And I respect you.
00:06:09Great.
00:06:10But unfortunately, I've just evolved too far for the- the cavemen that roam the halls of this sweet institution.
00:06:19You know, it's a- a real tragic twist of evolution, but...
00:06:24Alas, what can a woman do?
00:06:27See, I know.
00:06:28Okay.
00:06:28Lydia, look, these office hours are for students who actually need- they need guidance.
00:06:32Yeah?
00:06:33Yeah.
00:06:33Oh, so- so then just guide me.
00:06:35Guide you.
00:06:35Totally.
00:06:36Right now.
00:06:36I'm all for guiding.
00:06:37This is the moment you're ready.
00:06:38I want to be guided.
00:06:39Really?
00:06:40Yes.
00:06:40All right, let's go.
00:06:41Have you actually thought about where you're applying?
00:06:43Mm-hmm.
00:06:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:45No, see, it's just too- too expensive, so I'm not going to apply.
00:06:49If it's too expensive, that's okay.
00:06:50Okay, because schools, right, they have financial aid packages, they have scholarships-
00:06:54No, no, no.
00:06:54Yes, fresh list just came out.
00:06:56Hot off the press.
00:06:58Scholarship list.
00:06:59Stay with me, Lydia.
00:06:59Tulane, right here.
00:07:00No.
00:07:00No.
00:07:01Write an essay about a charitable act that impacted you.
00:07:04That's adorable.
00:07:05Penn State.
00:07:06Here we go.
00:07:062,000 words.
00:07:07You can do this.
00:07:082,000 words on the ways you choose to better yourself, and you have fallen asleep.
00:07:12All right, I haven't got other things here.
00:07:14Harvard.
00:07:15Maybe we'll just skip that one.
00:07:17NYU.
00:07:17Big Apple.
00:07:18Tell us a story of who you are can be any medium.
00:07:25My dad actually went to NYU.
00:07:27Your dad.
00:07:28Okay, this is great.
00:07:29Your legacy.
00:07:29Perfect.
00:07:30Okay, right.
00:07:30So what do they want?
00:07:31Tell us a story of who you are.
00:07:32Lydia.
00:07:34Who are you?
00:07:38Hmm.
00:07:38Hmm.
00:07:42Mr. Martin, you've, uh, you've suddenly become a monstrous bummer.
00:07:47Right.
00:07:47Okay, whatever you say.
00:07:49I'm gonna, um, yeah.
00:07:51You're gonna go.
00:07:52I'm gonna take a couple of these.
00:07:54That's fine.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:55All right.
00:07:57Lydia, before you go, though, do me a favor.
00:07:58Yeah.
00:08:00Hang in there.
00:08:01I hear you.
00:08:02Hey, think about that.
00:08:03Who are you, Litz?
00:08:04Who are you?
00:08:05Who are you?
00:08:08Who am I?
00:08:08Who am I?
00:08:08Uh, it's always me a headache.
00:08:21You always have a headache.
00:08:23Well, maybe that's because you're the headache.
00:08:26You know?
00:08:26Don't you come on with me.
00:08:32So how was the call?
00:08:35Talking about it gives me a headache.
00:08:38Excuse me?
00:08:39I just, I don't know why you always ask that when you literally don't even care.
00:08:43Of course I care, or I wouldn't ask.
00:08:44You just ask things.
00:08:45I'm trying to make an effort, which is probably a foreign concept to you.
00:08:48I have a mom that cares, but if we can get you a new bike, and you won't even let me
00:08:52get you a new radio off.
00:09:03What are you going to do with all that stuff?
00:09:05Box it up.
00:09:07Aw.
00:09:08We can't just leave it.
00:09:10I mean, we could if we just stayed.
00:09:14Lydia.
00:09:19Where did Dad get all this stuff, anyway?
00:09:22I don't know, everywhere.
00:09:24You're just the easiest person to get presents to.
00:09:27People are always giving him stuff.
00:09:31He wasn't a hard guy to make happy.
00:09:37That's George.
00:09:38He's coming to take a look at Dad's computer.
00:09:40George?
00:09:41He's our neighbor.
00:09:43He's sweet, but I think he's really lonely.
00:09:45Well, be nice.
00:09:47I'm always nice.
00:09:49I know.
00:09:52There we go.
00:09:57Hear that baby purr.
00:10:01I can't thank you enough for this.
00:10:03Oh, there's no problem at...
00:10:05Oh.
00:10:06Oh.
00:10:07Oh.
00:10:08Are you okay?
00:10:09Mm-hmm.
00:10:11All good.
00:10:12Occupational hazard.
00:10:13God, the IT support was such a dangerous job.
00:10:16Tell me about it.
00:10:18Well, you'll have to come over for dinner this week.
00:10:22You know, as a thank you.
00:10:23Oh, no.
00:10:24There's no need to do that.
00:10:25Oh, we just shared a pretty amazing cook.
00:10:29Mm-hmm.
00:10:29Right, Lydia?
00:10:31See?
00:10:32Well, it's been a long time since I've had a home-cooked meal.
00:10:36Oh, okay, good.
00:10:37All right, well, I'll check it out.
00:10:38Space Chronicles.
00:11:03Space Chronicles.
00:11:04I can't believe you went through a smile.
00:11:15I can't believe you never told me about this.
00:11:17My dad was a screenwriter and I never even knew when he was...
00:11:20I wouldn't exactly call him a screenwriter.
00:11:22He never even finished it.
00:11:23So?
00:11:24It's still amazing.
00:11:26Is it?
00:11:34What is this called?
00:11:45You should be nicer to him.
00:11:47Are you serious?
00:11:48He's never been anything but sweet to you.
00:11:51He used to come to our house every day.
00:11:54Don't remind me.
00:11:55We were like four?
00:11:57Yeah, you two were inseparable.
00:12:00And we used to call you Ladybug and him Roly-Poly.
00:12:03What?
00:12:04Wait, I don't remember that.
00:12:06It's not such a nice nickname in retrospect, but he was such a fat baby.
00:12:10No way.
00:12:11No, he's like a string baby.
00:12:13Well, thank God for his births.
00:12:18This has been a tough year for him.
00:12:20You should make an effort.
00:12:23Oh, wow.
00:12:25Tough year.
00:12:26I wonder what that feels like.
00:12:28I'm just saying, it wouldn't kill you to be a little nice.
00:12:31I'm afraid we're forgetting about you, Dad.
00:12:45I miss your patience.
00:12:53I miss your big, stupid belly laugh.
00:13:00I miss knowing you were proud of me and never needing to ask.
00:13:05Last year of high school, huh?
00:13:15That's exciting.
00:13:16Not sure what's so exciting about it.
00:13:18Have you started thinking about college?
00:13:22What's that supposed to mean?
00:13:23He's just trying to be polite.
00:13:26You don't have to keep asking.
00:13:27No, I'm curious.
00:13:28She's a little sensitive because she hasn't decided yet what she wants to study.
00:13:31I'm right here, Mom.
00:13:32I can't speak for myself.
00:13:33Oh, I was just like that my senior year.
00:13:3718 years old, and all I wanted to do was talk to girls and drink beer.
00:13:42Now, if they had a major in that, I'm sure I would have ended up with a PhD.
00:13:49Sorry.
00:13:52Right.
00:13:53That sounds just like me.
00:13:57Well, what do you like?
00:14:01Okay.
00:14:04What do you do for fun?
00:14:06Talk to girls and drink beer.
00:14:07I'm sorry.
00:14:08You know how it is.
00:14:09Frankly, she's never even had a job.
00:14:11Mom!
00:14:11You know, if it's work experience you're looking for, you're more than welcome to come work with me for a bit.
00:14:15Oh, no, I don't think so.
00:14:16Wait, George, that would be fantastic.
00:14:18What?
00:14:19Listen, this could be great for your resume.
00:14:22There's nothing else there at the moment, and it might be nice to learn a new skill.
00:14:25No, I don't want to.
00:14:27Only if you want to.
00:14:27No, no, she definitely, she definitely wants to.
00:14:30Honey, you need to do something to grow, okay?
00:14:33You spent the last year on pause.
00:14:36But you like IT stuff, right?
00:14:39Mostly IT, but I fix a little bit of everything.
00:14:42Computers, appliances, even cars.
00:14:44I, um...
00:14:46Think of the things you could learn.
00:14:47What are you saying?
00:14:47I'm actually making a movie.
00:14:52What?
00:14:53Yeah.
00:14:54Yeah, I'm, I'm making Dad's script, so I can't.
00:14:59Because I'm, I'm going to be really busy with that, like, 100% of my time.
00:15:05You are making Space Quest.
00:15:06Space Chronicles.
00:15:08Chronicles.
00:15:09Chronicles?
00:15:09It's the silliest, brilliant piece of art you've ever seen in your goddamn life.
00:15:12Honey.
00:15:13Because my dad was a genius.
00:15:15Honey.
00:15:16Just wait and see.
00:15:19Do you even know how to make a movie?
00:15:23I have no idea how to make a movie.
00:15:39I have no money, obviously.
00:15:42The script is...
00:15:44Well, let's just say that the space alien rap battle was a surprise, Ed.
00:15:53I need help.
00:15:57Or someone who actually listens to me, you know, like an assistant.
00:16:02Or an intern, or...
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:23Simon!
00:16:25Turn away!
00:16:26Hold on.
00:16:28Lydia.
00:16:29Okay, I'm good.
00:16:31I'm making a movie.
00:16:33I kind of need your help.
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:36Oh, it's a nice hug.
00:16:38Hey, Simon.
00:16:42Nice to see you.
00:16:44Whoa, whoa, yeah.
00:16:45It has been a long time, hasn't it?
00:16:47I didn't even...
00:16:48That's you.
00:16:50That's what you're supposed to say.
00:16:51As a normal person in this situation.
00:16:54Mm-hmm.
00:16:54Yeah, she's a...
00:16:56She's a really nice dog.
00:16:59I...
00:16:59I don't, uh...
00:17:02I don't really know how to be a normal person.
00:17:07So...
00:17:08Yeah, I know.
00:17:10Me neither.
00:17:13Fine.
00:17:14I'm listening.
00:17:16But...
00:17:17You have to walk to school with us.
00:17:20Okay?
00:17:20Oh, say hi.
00:17:27You are strong.
00:17:29Oh.
00:17:30You are beautiful.
00:17:33You are in control.
00:17:34Hmm.
00:17:36Say it with me.
00:17:39You are strong.
00:17:39I am strong.
00:17:41I am beautiful.
00:17:43I am into...
00:17:44Mr. Martin!
00:17:48I'm getting that NYU scholarship.
00:17:50With this.
00:17:51Wait, what?
00:17:52You are beautiful.
00:17:53Ignore this.
00:17:54I'm sorry.
00:17:55You are in control.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:57Quiet, you foul beast.
00:17:58Stop, stop.
00:17:59It's a little technique.
00:18:00It's for the kids.
00:18:00For the kids.
00:18:01Yeah, well...
00:18:02Don't let me interrupt you.
00:18:03I've got to...
00:18:04You can make...
00:18:04Wait, stop, stop, stop.
00:18:05So you're not going to have lunch here today?
00:18:07Nope.
00:18:07Nope.
00:18:08I have a meeting.
00:18:11Oh!
00:18:12Well, okay.
00:18:13Come on.
00:18:16I'm strong.
00:18:17I'm beautiful.
00:18:18I'm strong.
00:18:19Let's go.
00:18:19Let's go.
00:18:20You really don't need to finish it right now.
00:18:38Hey, does, uh, does glorp milk come from, like, like an animal called a glorp?
00:18:43Or is it more of like, uh, like an almond milk type of thing?
00:18:46Mm-hmm.
00:18:47Um, open for interpretation.
00:18:51Oh.
00:18:52Mm-hmm.
00:18:52Uh-huh.
00:18:53Uh-huh.
00:18:53Uh-huh.
00:18:53Uh-huh.
00:18:54Yeah.
00:18:54Tren nouvelle vague, huh?
00:18:56Mm-hmm.
00:18:58Totally.
00:19:00Hey, how do you plan on shooting this alien birthing hive?
00:19:04There are, like, ten planet explosions in this.
00:19:07Do you think we can afford that?
00:19:08How does the story end?
00:19:11This version just kind of cuts off mid-worm fight.
00:19:14Oh, but this was a terrible idea.
00:19:15You should, uh, you should just go.
00:19:18I find your lack of faith disturbing.
00:19:21What?
00:19:22This should be exciting.
00:19:24That's all.
00:19:26The uncertainty is...
00:19:28God, it's exciting.
00:19:29Why are you so into this?
00:19:32AV Club has restrained me to medium close-ups of the morning announcements for way too long.
00:19:37Oh.
00:19:39Whatever.
00:19:40Whatever.
00:19:45Seriously, you can leave now.
00:19:48Do you think Mr. Martin would let us use the school auditorium?
00:19:54Why?
00:19:55All right, listen, you two.
00:19:59If you need anything, I will be right around the corner in my office.
00:20:02Just let me know.
00:20:03Honestly, anything.
00:20:04Just give a holler, okay?
00:20:05Thanks, Mr. Martin.
00:20:06Sure.
00:20:07Sweet hat, by the way.
00:20:08Oh, this?
00:20:10I didn't even know I had this on my head.
00:20:12Oh, gosh.
00:20:13It's very British.
00:20:15Oh.
00:20:16Well, thank you, Simon.
00:20:18You're too kind.
00:20:22Okay.
00:20:22Come.
00:20:24Sit down.
00:20:25Every mother, son, and rehearse your parts.
00:20:31Well, thanks again, Mr. Martin.
00:20:33It's a little Shakespeare.
00:20:34I figured I'm walking the board.
00:20:35It's a little Shakespeare.
00:20:37Midsommar's...
00:20:37Okay, I'm going to go.
00:20:38All right, I'm out of here.
00:20:39Here we go.
00:20:40Woo!
00:20:40Right, swish.
00:20:41No.
00:20:42The end.
00:20:42I am reading for the role of Maximan Guilford.
00:20:46Guilford?
00:20:48Yeah.
00:20:48The year was 3052, a century after the collapse of the Galahad King.
00:20:53Invent the rise of the Kerouan Empire.
00:20:55Woo!
00:20:57To be born on Kerouan was to inherit a life of luxury, of freedom.
00:21:03But me, I'm no Kerouan emperor.
00:21:08I'm no high and mighty Lord King.
00:21:11Make a glorp milk to...
00:21:14To every damn day of the snake.
00:21:17Make enough glorp milk.
00:21:19Make enough glorp milk.
00:21:20Make enough glorp milk to...
00:21:22To survive.
00:21:26Another day.
00:21:27Okay, exit on your left, please.
00:21:30All right, thank you.
00:21:33You're being mean.
00:21:34He was overacting.
00:21:35He was trying his best.
00:21:36That's pretty sad for him then.
00:21:38Aria, are you in the right place?
00:21:50I can't believe I'm doing this, but...
00:21:52Hi, I'm Marianna and I am auditioning for the role of Delilah.
00:21:56Um, I have the sides memorized, and I have a monologue that I can do, if you want.
00:22:01I go to auditions in the city, like, all the time.
00:22:04Uh, this is unexpected.
00:22:08Uh, and you, uh, you read the sides?
00:22:12Yeah.
00:22:14And you don't think this is too lame for you?
00:22:19I want to be an actress, and if this is a somewhat humiliating but necessary step on the journey to becoming one,
00:22:25I can make my peace with that.
00:22:27And you know this character has to do the space pirate rap battle, right?
00:22:45King Gargalax had a vision about a hundred years ago.
00:22:49He said, I'll slay the beast and keep the peace, and the glorp will start to flow.
00:22:53And now the planet is peaceful and happy.
00:22:55Except for space pirates like you!
00:22:57You've got no gratitude, a bad attitude, and terrible dance moves.
00:23:01Here we go!
00:23:07Uh, first day of auditions?
00:23:09Check.
00:23:11Don't touch it.
00:23:13High five?
00:23:14Everyone was awful.
00:23:16Oh, come on. Just a quick one.
00:23:17I don't know.
00:23:18Oh, you can give me a little high five, huh?
00:23:20Long day of work.
00:23:21Oh, look at him, Lydia.
00:23:22Oh, he's cheeky.
00:23:23He wants a high five so bad.
00:23:24You guys need a high five?
00:23:25I got it!
00:23:26I will never let a high five down.
00:23:27I'm coming!
00:23:28I am coming!
00:23:29Come on.
00:23:30Here you go!
00:23:31Oh!
00:23:32Too slow!
00:23:33Woo!
00:23:34It's exciting!
00:23:35Auditions, the energy, it's fun.
00:23:36I want to know what happened.
00:23:37Oh, the theater!
00:23:38What do we got?
00:23:39What are we doing?
00:23:40Talk to me.
00:23:41Tell me everything.
00:23:42It was terrible.
00:23:43Oh.
00:23:44She's just being pessimistic.
00:23:45Everything was fine.
00:23:46And he's being a spineless Pollyanna, and he knows it.
00:23:49Okay, surely it could not have been that bad.
00:23:51Uh, the auditions were a disaster.
00:23:54We have no cast, no money, no experience, and no leading actor, okay?
00:23:58This...
00:23:59This was a terrible...
00:24:01Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:24:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:24:03Hey, listen.
00:24:04Stop, stop.
00:24:05There's no reason to hurt yourself or each other.
00:24:06Please sit down, both of you.
00:24:07Sit.
00:24:08Just sit.
00:24:11Breathe, okay?
00:24:12Look, you two, when I was your age, I spent every moment I could in the theater.
00:24:17I loved it.
00:24:18I absolutely adored it.
00:24:20And I promise you, in every single production, there comes a moment where you think to yourself,
00:24:25this is impossible.
00:24:27There's no sets.
00:24:28There's no costumes.
00:24:29There's no cast.
00:24:30And yet, we prevail.
00:24:33An opening night arrives, and the cast bows, and the audience sings and dances and goes crazy,
00:24:41and the costumes dazzle, and you think to yourself, my god, my god, I just participated in something magical.
00:24:54Am I really doing this?
00:24:55I don't know if I...
00:24:56Alright, here we go.
00:24:57I'm gonna do it.
00:24:58Uh...
00:24:59Woo!
00:25:00Uh, hello.
00:25:01My name is Thomas.
00:25:02I'm sorry.
00:25:03Perhaps you know me as Mr. Martin.
00:25:04And I suppose I'm reading the part of, let's see, Maximilian Galathor.
00:25:19Galathor.
00:25:20You're doing great.
00:25:22Mmm.
00:25:23The year was 3,03052, a century after the collapse of the Galauhi kingdom, and the rise of the
00:25:38Caravan Empire.
00:25:39To be bone on Car...
00:25:42I'm sorry.
00:25:43To be born on Caravan was to inherit a life of luxury, of freedom.
00:25:53But me?
00:25:56I'm no Caravan Emperor.
00:25:59I'm no high and mighty floor king.
00:26:04Oh, no.
00:26:07I live this life of mine on the fringes of our galaxy.
00:26:12Every day the same.
00:26:15Moon rise, moon set, moon rise, moon set.
00:26:22...make enough clor of milk...
00:26:27...to survive another day.
00:26:30Wait, no.
00:26:35Did you like that?
00:26:40Get outta here!
00:26:41Really?
00:26:42What was fun?
00:26:44I had a nice time walking the boards.
00:26:47The theatre!
00:26:48I live this life of mine on the fringes of my life.
00:26:51Are you studying?
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:55Hey, come on, Lyte. No camera. Not while you're working.
00:26:58This is work.
00:27:00You know what I mean.
00:27:02Maybe I'll just go to film school.
00:27:04Okay, great. You can end up just like your dad.
00:27:07What, is that a bad thing?
00:27:10No, seriously. What's so wrong with ending up like dad?
00:27:15Lydia, if you want to end up a broke copywriter with a few unfinished screenplays, be my guest.
00:27:20So it's about money?
00:27:23No, it's about being comfortable.
00:27:25I mean, yeah, I loved your dad. He'd keep me up late.
00:27:29Telling stories about what he was going to do and what he was going to create.
00:27:31It was so fun and exciting when you were younger.
00:27:33You know, this next big thing was right around the corner.
00:27:36And? What happened?
00:27:39Nothing. He died.
00:27:43Wow.
00:27:44So sorry my dead dad had to drag your life down so much.
00:27:48Well, I don't want you to end up like me either.
00:27:51Well, obviously I don't want to end up like you.
00:27:56Can you remind me again exactly how you're paying for your little movie?
00:27:59This is a terrible idea.
00:28:07Here, hold Stella. She'll calm you down.
00:28:11I don't like it when dogs have human names.
00:28:14Well, that, that, she's not just a dog.
00:28:17She's a star.
00:28:19Stella!
00:28:22Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, come buy some putty cookies.
00:28:28The world is trash by some mediocre baked goods.
00:28:34Well, we're honestly amazing at selling.
00:28:37Oh.
00:28:42Is it weird buying cookies from people our age?
00:28:46Why would that be weird?
00:28:47Like, if I were to see us, I'd think for sure those cookies have weed in them.
00:28:53Is that Josh?
00:28:54Yeah.
00:28:55You can spot that dude from the moon. He's huge.
00:28:58Josh!
00:28:59What are you doing?
00:29:00Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael.
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:02What's up, you guys?
00:29:03Bakeshill?
00:29:04Hell yeah.
00:29:07Yeah, we're actually having a fundraiser for a movie.
00:29:10Sweet.
00:29:11I love movies.
00:29:13You should be in it.
00:29:14The movie.
00:29:19Wait, she's kidding.
00:29:21I mean, unless you want to.
00:29:23Or, you know, whatever.
00:29:26Acting's pretty dope.
00:29:27I was actually a baby model when I was younger, so.
00:29:30Oh, jeez.
00:29:31Yeah.
00:29:32You guys ever eat those strawberry yogurt tubes as kids?
00:29:35Yeah.
00:29:36Uh, you're welcome.
00:29:38Oh, wow.
00:29:39So, you'll do it.
00:29:42Catch you guys later.
00:30:09Yeah.
00:30:14Maximilian and Delilah strain against their shackles, but to no avail.
00:30:18The ground shakes.
00:30:20A shadow blocks the alien moon.
00:30:23Boom!
00:30:24An enormous worm crashes to the ground, roaring.
00:30:30Uh, Josh, it's your...
00:30:32My bad.
00:30:33My bad.
00:30:34My bad.
00:30:35Uh...
00:30:36You'll never take us alive!
00:30:37The galaxy will never accept you as our leader.
00:30:39Never!
00:30:40Remember your training, Apollo Knight Stroller.
00:30:43Remember your training.
00:30:47Maximilian!
00:30:48No!
00:30:49The worm roars, its monstrous teeth gnashing.
00:30:51What are we gonna do?
00:30:52Quick!
00:30:53Grab your lasers!
00:30:55Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:56My script's missing the next stage.
00:30:57Me too.
00:31:00Um...
00:31:01Yeah, we still need to figure the ending out.
00:31:06He didn't write one?
00:31:10Life got in the way.
00:31:13Lydia's been working on something amazing.
00:31:15I'm sure.
00:31:17Right.
00:31:18That's right.
00:31:19Good.
00:31:20Yes, and I truly cannot wait to share it with you.
00:31:24Yeah.
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:26Great.
00:31:28Yeah.
00:31:29I can't do this!
00:31:30It's gonna be fine.
00:31:31Nope!
00:31:32I quit!
00:31:33I am going to move to Kentucky and marry a goat and make cheese for the rest of my life.
00:31:40Shhh!
00:31:41Deep breaths.
00:31:42What are you even going to say when we start?
00:31:45Hello!
00:31:46I'm Lydia Gilbert.
00:31:47I am VIRDICALLY underqualified and you have to listen to me now.
00:31:51Something like that, yeah.
00:31:54You know, if it makes you feel any better, you can be a good director and still marry a goat in Kentucky.
00:31:59Right?
00:32:00They're not, like, mutually exclusive.
00:32:02Why would that make me feel better?
00:32:05Look, everyone's just making it up all the time anyway.
00:32:09What?
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:11People just mimic other people.
00:32:14That's art.
00:32:15I mean, have you seen Pulp Fiction?
00:32:16No.
00:32:18I said goddamn!
00:32:20Goddamn!
00:32:23I'm sorry.
00:32:24Am I missing something?
00:32:25Okay, look.
00:32:26All I'm saying is everyone steals, right?
00:32:30You just need to learn from the greats.
00:32:34What do you mean?
00:32:36Here.
00:32:37I'll show you.
00:32:39So this shot's all about foreground and background.
00:32:42And you're like a sexy mom?
00:32:46Yeah.
00:32:48Okay, direct engagement with the camera can add a lot.
00:32:51Let's say, I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
00:32:56I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
00:32:58I didn't.
00:33:01Close enough.
00:33:04Why are we so close together?
00:33:05Because!
00:33:06This is an intense scene, kid.
00:33:08And sometimes, simple framing is the best.
00:33:12Oh!
00:33:14This one's all about light.
00:33:16Lydia!
00:33:26I am your father!
00:33:38What's wrong?
00:33:40It's getting late. You should go.
00:33:42Okay.
00:33:46Do you, uh, you want me to help clean up?
00:33:48Fine.
00:33:49No, hey, I really don't mind.
00:33:50It's not like that anymore.
00:33:51I just really don't need your help anymore, okay?
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:57Fine.
00:33:58Okay.
00:34:08Disengage.
00:34:10Help.
00:34:11Mode.
00:34:13Engage.
00:34:14Friend.
00:34:15Mode.
00:34:21What?
00:34:23Friend.
00:34:24Feel.
00:34:25Time on 2000.
00:34:26Provide.
00:34:27Emotional.
00:34:28Comfort.
00:34:33You're so bizarre.
00:34:36Everyone bizarre.
00:34:37Some people get better at hiding it than others.
00:34:45It's okay if you're upset.
00:34:48But I'm not just like a coworker.
00:34:52Or a robot.
00:34:56I miss being your real friend, too.
00:35:06Thanks.
00:35:12I haven't seen robot Simon in years.
00:35:15Which is great.
00:35:16Hey, do you, uh, do you want to do something else?
00:35:27Like what?
00:35:28Did you get someone from our school?
00:35:40Oh my God, woman.
00:35:41Don't film them.
00:35:43Hey, seriously.
00:35:44Put that away.
00:35:45Fine, fine.
00:35:46I'll stop.
00:35:47Okay.
00:35:53Oh, this is nasty.
00:35:54What is this?
00:35:55Uh, I think it's like vodka, tequila, whiskey, and triple sec.
00:36:00What is that, babe?
00:36:02I don't think you're supposed to mix.
00:36:04Hey, I had to take a little from every bottle.
00:36:06Otherwise, it'd be too obvious, huh?
00:36:08Ugh.
00:36:09Gross.
00:36:11Oh, man.
00:36:14Hey, you know what I was just thinking about?
00:36:19What?
00:36:21How come we used to call you Ladybug?
00:36:26Dad used to call me that.
00:36:27Oh.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:30But what?
00:36:36Um...
00:36:38I, um...
00:36:42I don't know.
00:36:43I'm really sorry about your dad.
00:36:58Yeah, it's okay.
00:37:01I mean...
00:37:04It's not okay.
00:37:05It should happen, I guess.
00:37:09God, you're such a great guy.
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:15I know.
00:37:24What happened with, um...
00:37:27the word to Ed, anyway?
00:37:29Oh.
00:37:30God.
00:37:34Opposite of, uh, great guy.
00:37:40Ideally...
00:37:41the real question is, what took him so long?
00:37:47I mean, were you guys...
00:37:49very close?
00:37:54When I was really little?
00:37:56Maybe?
00:38:00But I don't know.
00:38:01I...
00:38:02I...
00:38:03I think he wanted, like...
00:38:05like a...
00:38:06a classic...
00:38:08manly...
00:38:09athletic...
00:38:11son.
00:38:13And I was...
00:38:15never that.
00:38:18So you're...
00:38:20not athletic.
00:38:22You're still his son.
00:38:24Yeah, I know.
00:38:26And, hey, he turned out pretty cool, right?
00:38:29I mean, look at this...
00:38:31hunk.
00:38:32Oh, my God.
00:38:34Stop.
00:38:35Yes.
00:38:36A filmmaker ready to take the world by storm.
00:38:38You.
00:38:39Is that what's in there?
00:38:40Yes, that's what's in there.
00:38:41Is that what you see?
00:38:42Let's see what's in mine.
00:38:43Oh, my goodness, gorgeous.
00:38:44No, not me.
00:38:45Ladies and gentlemen.
00:38:46No.
00:38:47No, I'm the filmmaker.
00:38:48I do not go on the camera.
00:38:50Stop it.
00:38:52Hello.
00:38:53We are making a movie.
00:38:56Look at us.
00:38:57How could you not love it?
00:39:15And...
00:39:21What's that song?
00:39:23What?
00:39:24What's that song?
00:39:25You're humming...
00:39:26You're humming something.
00:39:27Like, um...
00:39:28Uh...
00:39:36Yeah, I think I was just trying to fill the silence.
00:39:39Um...
00:39:41Ah...
00:39:42It's pretty...
00:39:43It's pretty good actually.
00:39:44Pretty good.
00:39:45Yeah, yeah.
00:39:46For sure, yeah.
00:39:51Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:39:53Come here.
00:39:55Let me see.
00:39:58Delilah and Apollo's love song.
00:40:00Delilah and Apollo's love...
00:40:01Come here.
00:40:02Put your butt over here.
00:40:04Uh...
00:40:05If tomorrow...
00:40:06If tomorrow, if tomorrow, and then we fall out of the sky.
00:40:12If tomorrow, I'm so talented.
00:40:15We fall out of the sky.
00:40:20What's next?
00:40:23The last thing I'll be thinking.
00:40:27No, but you low, I high.
00:40:28The last thing I'll be thinking of is your eyes.
00:40:36I love you.
00:40:41But what can we say?
00:40:46We're rebels first, and we've got a planet too.
00:40:53And then pause.
00:40:55Say!
00:41:00Oh my!
00:41:07The year was 3052.
00:41:11To be born a Caravan was to inherit a life of luxury.
00:41:16Of freedom.
00:41:18But me?
00:41:20I'm no Caravan emperor.
00:41:25It doesn't like to navigate that way.
00:41:39See how it's got like a linty?
00:41:41This is how it flies.
00:41:42See all over the 20 years?
00:41:43I'm our cult lady.
00:41:44I love that name.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:50It doesn't like to navigate that way.
00:41:52Yeah.
00:41:53See how it's got like a linty?
00:41:54See?
00:41:55This is how it flies.
00:41:56See all over the 20 years?
00:41:57I'm our cult lady.
00:41:58I love that name.
00:41:59I love that name.
00:42:29Send in the worms!
00:42:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:42:38Simon, get back in the shot real quick.
00:42:40Like this?
00:42:42Yeah, but look off to the side like you're a king.
00:42:48Okay, now, um, look down and up.
00:42:54Like you're sentencing a servant to exile or something.
00:42:59But meaner, come on, like, uh, you're banished.
00:43:03You're banished.
00:43:04Come on, I'm, like, not even a little banished right now.
00:43:07Hey, I thought we were gonna get a burger today.
00:43:09Yeah, you know, we still can.
00:43:11No, but, like, when I said can we get a burger today,
00:43:14I kind of meant can we do that and maybe not do this for a change.
00:43:18Uh, okay.
00:43:20Yeah, let's get a burger then.
00:43:23Um, you know, maybe we could run some lines.
00:43:25No, I...
00:43:27I don't wanna run lines.
00:43:32Okay.
00:43:35Wait, Simon, the guy is there...
00:43:36I heard back from Columbia.
00:43:38Today.
00:43:40Did you get in?
00:43:43Yeah, I did.
00:43:45Oh.
00:43:48Nice, congrats.
00:43:50Thanks.
00:43:53Wait, are you still filming?
00:43:59You actually look really regal right now.
00:44:01Can you just hold that for two seconds?
00:44:03I got...
00:44:04I need to go to the bathroom.
00:44:05Wait, Simon!
00:44:06Simon!
00:44:07Just finish the script, Lydia.
00:44:09And...
00:44:15Action!
00:44:17Cut!
00:44:18Cut!
00:44:19Ugh, Simon, the whole back half is dripping.
00:44:21Okay, there's literally, like, nothing I can do about it, okay?
00:44:23I'm trying...
00:44:24I'm sorry, can we take a break?
00:44:25Hey, if we don't get this done today, this isn't...
00:44:27I've been holding this thing for an hour.
00:44:28Hey, how much longer are we thinking for tonight?
00:44:30I'm late.
00:44:31Jesus, none of you give a shit, do you?
00:44:33We've been out here all day.
00:44:34Chill.
00:44:35Guys, let's just try to get this done, okay?
00:44:38Action!
00:44:41Cut!
00:44:42Simon!
00:44:43What the hell?
00:44:45Are you okay?
00:44:46Do you think this thing is ruined?
00:44:47Or maybe we could try it one more time.
00:44:49I think he's hurt.
00:44:50Are you crazy?
00:44:52And...
00:44:54Action!
00:44:55Simon, you're supposed to wait for me to say action!
00:44:57Jesus Christ, Lydia!
00:44:58What?
00:44:59Is that so hard?
00:45:00Okay, you try it.
00:45:01You hold the one.
00:45:02No, there's no way I'm putting that on!
00:45:03No, no, I've been holding it for hours.
00:45:04I think you could do it for once, right?
00:45:05No!
00:45:06So what the hell are you doing?
00:45:12Oh my...
00:45:13Oh my God, the frame is cracked.
00:45:16Lydia?
00:45:17Shut up!
00:45:18Just...
00:45:19Shut up.
00:45:20Maybe it's not broken.
00:45:21Maybe if you just...
00:45:22It was my dad's.
00:45:37Are you okay?
00:45:38What do you even want from me?
00:45:40What?
00:45:41You're not fighting for this.
00:45:42Well, are you kidding me?
00:45:43So just tell me what you want.
00:45:44I've been working with you non-stop.
00:45:46My grades are slipping, okay?
00:45:47I'm exhausted, but...
00:45:50I know you've been through so much, and I...
00:45:52No, I don't want your pity.
00:45:56That is the absolute last thing I want.
00:45:58It's okay to have a tough time, okay?
00:46:01It's okay to go through shit, but don't take it out on...
00:46:03Look, Simon.
00:46:04I don't need anything from you right now,
00:46:06so I really don't know why you're still here.
00:46:11Fine.
00:46:12Do you have any questions?
00:46:13No, I don't need anything.
00:46:14Yes, I'm sorry, I have a question.
00:46:16No, that is the absolute issue.
00:46:18You're right, you're right.
00:46:19I got to do it for a friend.
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:21It's okay.
00:46:22And I'm sorry.
00:46:23I got to make money to you.
00:46:28I won't leave my guess.
00:46:29Can you do anything?
00:46:30It's okay.
00:46:31I hope you're listening.
00:46:32I've never been hearing it.
00:46:33The thing is...
00:46:34We're leaving.
00:46:35It's okay.
00:46:36I was leaving.
00:46:37Mom? Are you here? I had a walk home. I thought that you were staying. You left me at school
00:46:57to hang out with George. No. I thought that you and Simon were working on your project.
00:47:04We're not talking. I told you that. Oh honey, I'm sorry. No. No, I don't want to hear it. George,
00:47:11you're just my mom's new project because she can't fix me. Can you please get out of our house?
00:47:16Lydia! No!
00:47:20Lydia! I'm sorry. It was bad enough losing dad,
00:47:28but at least he gave a singular shit about me. But you,
00:47:34you're right here and I'm still losing you. Oh honey, that's not true. I loved your dad. Oh God,
00:47:51I loved him so much. But there is never going to be one person on this planet that I love more than you.
00:48:05What about off this planet? That's still you. To the moon I'm back. Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:14What about off this planet? There's so much I wish I could ask you.
00:48:40Like, what order should I watch the Star Wars movies in? Kidding.
00:48:51I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I
00:49:21I am strong, I am beautiful, yes I am. I am in control.
00:49:40What is up, Mr. X?
00:49:41Oh, come on.
00:49:44Lydia, it's just common courtesy to knock on someone's office door.
00:49:48Well, you know, I woke up this morning and thought to myself,
00:49:52wow, I haven't had lunch with my friend Mr. Martin in so long,
00:49:56so I should really check in on him.
00:49:59Right.
00:50:01How are you?
00:50:04Come on, come on, how's your life? How's your...
00:50:08Wife? Husband?
00:50:12Cat?
00:50:14Lydia, why are you really here?
00:50:17I'm sorry.
00:50:20It's just...
00:50:23Simon won't talk to me.
00:50:25I don't even know how this stupid script ends,
00:50:30and the NYU deadline's in a week.
00:50:33It's just a lot.
00:50:34Right.
00:50:36But you do know it needs to be mailed by Monday, right?
00:50:40What?
00:50:42That's the postmark deadline.
00:50:44Oh, my God.
00:50:45No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:50:46Look, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:50:48Why do I even bother?
00:50:49You know, we're all going to die.
00:50:51We're all going to turn into soil and ash and mushrooms are just gonna grow out of our heads.
00:50:59Perhaps, perhaps.
00:51:00I actually plan on having a sunflower grow out of mine.
00:51:02I did, I looked into it.
00:51:03It's very expensive, but I think I'm worth it.
00:51:04I do.
00:51:05Breathe, breathe.
00:51:06Breathe.
00:51:07Come on.
00:51:08You can do this.
00:51:09I know you can.
00:51:10There we go.
00:51:11One thing at a time.
00:51:12Ready?
00:51:13Focus.
00:51:14Look at me.
00:51:15How's the editing coming?
00:51:24Editing?
00:51:25Oh, Jesus.
00:51:27Lydia?
00:51:28I'm so sorry for the way I treated you.
00:51:30I was just afraid to lose my mom, and I know that I have, like, a really bad attitude,
00:51:37but I swear there's, like, a good part of me somewhere deep in there.
00:51:41It's really far deep in there, but it happens sometimes that I...
00:51:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:51:44Easy.
00:51:45What's going on?
00:51:47I really hate to ask this of you.
00:51:52Do you have any idea how to edit?
00:52:05You're in luck.
00:52:06I have all the right cables.
00:52:08I...
00:52:09I can't thank you enough for doing this.
00:52:12It's no problem.
00:52:14Just be nice to your mom for me, okay?
00:52:19Yeah.
00:52:21Hey.
00:52:28I only got you enough.
00:52:30Are you sniffing in on me?
00:52:32Huh?
00:52:33Peter, I can't see you in this moment.
00:52:36No.
00:52:37Why don't we even hire a videographer?
00:52:39Just let me do it yourself.
00:52:40Well, there you said you're stuck with me.
00:52:44I am.
00:52:45Yeah.
00:52:46I'm on the job.
00:52:48Shh.
00:52:49We did.
00:52:50That's terrible.
00:52:51Is there any way to take it back?
00:52:52All right.
00:52:53Thanks.
00:52:54No.
00:52:55Stop.
00:52:56There he is.
00:52:57There's that handsome face.
00:52:58Yeah, right?
00:52:59Get a good look while you can.
00:53:01I didn't know you watched these.
00:53:03No, I'm taking off.
00:53:04Almost every night after your dad passed.
00:53:07Almost every night.
00:53:08I love you to the moon in the back.
00:53:09You know that, right?
00:53:10What's that?
00:53:11To the moon in the back, in the back, in the back, in the back.
00:53:14Daddy said we're going to get a big house.
00:53:29House.
00:53:30And?
00:53:31And?
00:53:32And?
00:53:33A movie theater.
00:53:35You do?
00:53:36Mm-hmm.
00:53:37And popcorn.
00:53:38Because there's definitely...
00:53:40That's good.
00:53:41You made me feel so safe.
00:53:44Yeah, me too.
00:53:46Every night.
00:53:47The whole night.
00:53:48And eat popcorn.
00:53:50Yes, yes.
00:53:51We will definitely have popcorn.
00:53:53But this is real life, not on screen.
00:53:56That's a movie.
00:53:58We don't get to sit back and enjoy our happy endings in real life.
00:54:03We don't get to hit pause.
00:54:04We just have to...
00:54:07Keep moving and...
00:54:11Let go and hope that that happy ending isn't our last one.
00:54:28It won't be.
00:54:30Mm-hmm.
00:54:32I...
00:54:34Promise.
00:54:37I know what I need to do, Dad.
00:54:39I know how to end it.
00:54:41You're gonna get your happy ending.
00:54:44Promise.
00:54:45Save me!
00:54:46Shit!
00:54:47What the hell?
00:54:48You know, you're not being original.
00:54:51Not trying to be.
00:54:52This is like textbook, movie, cliche, unoriginal.
00:54:53It's like next level bad.
00:54:54Learn from the best.
00:54:55Come on.
00:54:56I'm a kid.
00:54:57You know you're not being original not trying to be this is like textbook movie cliche unoriginal
00:55:12it's like next level bad learn from the best
00:55:27You know you're paying for that but
00:55:38Just friends that is if you do me the honor of being my friend
00:55:47But it's tonight
00:55:50Better late than never right?
00:55:52I don't know Lydia
00:55:58I need to think about it
00:56:02Yeah, no I understand
00:56:08I understand
00:56:21Engage friend mode system broken need friend to fix
00:56:31Oh my god
00:56:32Please accept apology or else system will self-destruct
00:56:41Lydia
00:56:42And
00:56:46Ten
00:56:48Nine
00:56:50Eight
00:56:52Seven
00:56:54Six
00:56:56Five
00:56:58Four
00:57:00Three
00:57:02Two
00:57:07One
00:57:12Three
00:57:26Seven
00:57:28Five
00:57:29Three
00:57:31Four
00:57:33Five
00:57:35Six
00:57:37I'm, I'm sorry for everything.
00:57:44I, I, I was an asshole and I don't deserve you.
00:57:51But I want to finish what we started together.
00:58:01Yeah.
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:07Yeah.
00:58:09From everything I thought it would be.
00:58:13Cheers to that.
00:58:16Absolutely not.
00:58:18Oh, come on, mom.
00:58:19You, you have a face destined for the screen.
00:58:23Do you think so?
00:58:25Yeah.
00:58:25Yeah.
00:58:26Yeah.
00:58:26Well, flattery is not going to get you where you need to go.
00:58:29Either of you.
00:58:30Do you have the headband?
00:58:33Okay.
00:58:34Just put these on.
00:58:36What is that?
00:58:37Just put it on your head.
00:58:47Yes, yes, Miss Gilbert, oh, you look absolutely fantastic.
00:58:52Okay, if I do this, you know what I'm gonna need from you, right?
00:58:58This time I won't pack for you.
00:59:01Yeah, I know.
00:59:05Okay, I'll do it.
00:59:06Yes!
00:59:07Just get out of here, I gotta learn my lines.
00:59:12It's awesome.
00:59:13It's awesome.
00:59:19A-chow!
00:59:26Hey, Dad.
00:59:30I wish you could see our movie.
00:59:32I think you'd really like it.
00:59:37And I hope you approve of the ending.
00:59:40I'm gonna miss this house.
00:59:45And...
00:59:47I'm gonna miss you.
00:59:49For the rest of my life.
00:59:52But...
00:59:53I can't help but think that...
00:59:56If the world's a halfway decent place...
01:00:01You're up there...
01:00:03Somewhere...
01:00:04Watching us in a big, heavenly movie theater in the stars.
01:00:07God...
01:00:08I love you, Dad.
01:00:11God...
01:00:12I love you, Dad.
01:00:13I love you, Dad.
01:00:27Space Chronicles!
01:00:28Thank you all so much for coming.
01:00:30I'm going to...
01:00:31Keep this short.
01:00:32Mostly because I am the ugliest crier.
01:00:34And I want to spare you.
01:00:35That's true.
01:00:36That's true.
01:00:37Space Chronicles!
01:00:38The movie!
01:00:39Woo!
01:00:40Woo!
01:00:41Woo!
01:00:42Woo!
01:00:43Woo!
01:00:44Woo!
01:00:50The year was 3052.
01:00:52A century after the collapse of the Galahee Kingdom...
01:00:56And the rise of the Karawan Empire.
01:01:01To be born a Karawan...
01:01:03Was to inherit a life of luxury.
01:01:05Of freedom.
01:01:08Make enough Gorg milk.
01:01:11Wow.
01:01:12To survive another day.
01:01:15I am beautiful.
01:01:17I am fucking beautiful.
01:01:21Space Chronicles!
01:01:23Hey, Space Lady.
01:01:24I'm on a mission.
01:01:25And I need your help.
01:01:26If you ever think...
01:01:27For even a second...
01:01:28That I will ever...
01:01:29In all my life...
01:01:30Help a grudish...
01:01:31No good...
01:01:32Absolutely terrible...
01:01:33Disgusting space fighter...
01:01:34Like you!
01:01:35I love you...
01:01:36But what can we say?
01:01:37We're rebels first...
01:01:38And we've got a planet to save...
01:01:39i'm on a mission and i need your help if you ever think for even a second that i will ever
01:01:46in all my life help a rudish no good absolutely terrible disgusting space fighter like you
01:02:09i've been fighting worms so too long my heart left the fight
01:02:36oh how i long to see my love again some way somehow across this galaxy of ours
01:02:48queen diana
01:02:51queen diana
01:02:56did somebody say worm fight
01:03:02queen diana
01:03:06i thought i lost you
01:03:11you'll never lose me
01:03:14they won the battle that day
01:03:27they'd win many more across many moons
01:03:33and one day they'd have this beautiful baby girl who they totally loved even though she could be a pain sometimes
01:03:41and together they'd get a spaceship with a window like an enormous intergalactic movie theater to the stars
01:03:50and the family would spend their days eating space popcorn and holding hands until their fingers were
01:03:56all wrinkly and old and they'd fly up up up and away to the moon and back
01:04:03or they'd go back and back and back and back and back and back
01:04:13and beyond.
01:04:43Lid, we gotta let it go, baby.
01:04:50I don't wanna let it go.
01:04:52I know.
01:04:57Where will it go?
01:04:59I don't know.
01:05:01But you know what I do know?
01:05:02What?
01:05:03It'll be magical.
01:05:04It'll be magical.
01:05:13It'll be magical.
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