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Scav (2025) Season 1 Episode 4
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00:00Everybody is working on frankly ludicrous items.
00:19A Boat Sink is taking an item not very valuable by points necessarily,
00:24but giving it your all.
00:25We're a big fan of Boat Sinks here.
00:27I think we have hit this so hard.
00:30We hit the ground running on Thursday and we have not slowed down.
00:32It's usually busy, but not at this point on a Friday night.
00:35I don't know whether that actually translates to finished items
00:38or whether that just means a lot of energy and partial progress on things
00:44and pie-in-the-sky ideas about how to blow up cars.
00:47Okay, so we found this guy.
00:48Basically, I searched the keywords
00:50Tannerite explosion and like car on Instagram.
00:55And that's how we found this van.
00:58And one of the items this year is to explode a car
01:01and it's worth 500 points, which is an obscene amount of points.
01:05It's like enough for our team to win, clear the game, win the game.
01:09Everything's in motion.
01:14Holy shit.
01:15Holy shit.
01:16Oh my God.
01:18One, two, three.
01:28Go South!
01:29Saturday is maybe our most packed day of the hunt.
01:33We start bright and early with Olympics
01:34and then have events all day leading up until feast
01:38and finally HQ visits at the end of the night.
01:41If you have a baguette, your sport is baguette jevelin.
01:46I do it.
01:46Oh, damn it.
01:48So, Scavolympics is Scav's version of the Olympics,
01:51except we don't quite do sports around here,
01:53so it's much sillier, much workier.
01:56Draw!
01:57Draw!
01:57Draw!
01:58Draw!
01:59Draw!
02:00Draw!
02:01Draw!
02:02Draw!
02:03Draw!
02:04Draw!
02:05Draw!
02:06Oh, what?
02:07This one's also mine.
02:08Find your baguette.
02:09This one's also mine.
02:10They're both mine.
02:11It broke.
02:12I can taste those.
02:13They're the same baguette.
02:14Feel this.
02:15Feel it.
02:16Feel it.
02:17It's the same baguette.
02:18Oh my God.
02:19OK, first place, third place.
02:20First place and second place!
02:21Oh, you get first place.
02:23Scavolympics number two.
02:24There's nothing like coming home and kicking your shoes off
02:26as far as humanly possible.
02:41Break with the champions.
02:42Olympics three, Sigalit Landau 2025, three Scavies hula.
02:47Giant hula hoop, three people locked together.
02:49We're gonna see how long they can go for.
02:51Whoa!
02:52You don't go here!
02:54Oh!
02:55Yeah!
02:56Oh!
02:57Yeah!
02:58Three, two, one!
03:00That's it!
03:01Yeah!
03:02Yeah!
03:03Woo-hoo!
03:04Three, two, three, five, five.
03:06Oh!
03:07Oh!
03:08Yeah!
03:09Look at that!
03:10Woo!
03:11Olympics four, a game of ball.
03:13We've got a million balls from different sports,
03:15and it's their job to use the methods of that sport
03:17to try to be the person who scores into the goal
03:19before other people do.
03:20We're gonna have an emergency!
03:21Are there any certified EMT's that can come out?
03:28We have an emergency! Are there any certified EMTs that can help us out?
03:49There's nothing I can do!
03:52It's Snoopy!
03:57Three, two, one!
04:11Holy shit! Holy shit!
04:14Oh my god!
04:16Land is confirmed!
04:18How many people did you contact trying to blow up this car?
04:22I think about ten people.
04:23I got ghosted.
04:24I got ghosted by literally everyone except for this one guy, Brandon, in Manchester, Indiana.
04:31And he was just very, very into it.
04:35He got the explosives, he got the land, he got the rifle.
04:39Gideon was messaging with Brandon, and as he was doing that, I was sitting there still looking at,
04:44okay, we still need a source of car, we need to figure out what we can blow up.
04:48How is this actually going to happen?
04:50Do you mind looking into cars?
04:53I'm working on it right now, I'm messaging people on Facebook Marketplace.
04:56Can we find something in that area?
04:58Oh, right, right, right.
05:00We're just on the way.
05:02But it needs to be today.
05:04The issue is, the time crunch is where we're getting hurt right now is...
05:08If we had another day.
05:10If we had one more day, I mean, I'm worried we're gonna have to call it in 15 minutes, but...
05:15I think we can give it a little more time.
05:17I, we, if we keep it, no. I don't, we can't keep pushing it back.
05:20Give it till five.
05:21Yeah, I think that's fair, but ugh.
05:242005 GMC Sierra 1500 cab.
05:28In it now, no title.
05:31That sounds sketchy as shit.
05:33I do not know nothing about it, no title, car is complete.
05:36Fuck, I would love a car with a title.
05:38For rent.
05:39We can't rent something and then blow it up.
05:43Can you meet today for 300?
05:47I am doing the largest scavenger...
05:56What are you doing?
06:00Are they responding?
06:02It drives, it has four wheels, it drives.
06:04It'll get, it's made out of plastic, so it'll basically just vaporize.
06:08I'm okay with the toy car.
06:09It's like 250, I think.
06:11And also we won't have to tow it away.
06:13Yeah.
06:14Alright, you wanna actually do this?
06:16Cause I...
06:17I'm down.
06:18We have Tannerite.
06:19We have, we're getting a kiddie car.
06:22Um, we have farmland to blow it up on.
06:24And we have, everything's above board.
06:27Excellent.
06:28I am so...
06:31And it's all from a gun.
06:32Brandon might have a truck that we can do.
06:35Wonderful.
06:36Like an actual, like a pickup truck instead of a...
06:38There's a chance.
06:40Yeah, I'm sure, okay, okay, okay.
06:42Thank you, thank you so, so, so much, man.
06:45Hopefully, I mean, if it's a real car, how many points off are we?
06:48Do you know?
06:49Uh, no.
06:50We don't know how many points we have.
06:51Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
06:52We don't know until judgment.
06:53Okay, amazing, man.
06:56Okay.
06:57What do we have?
06:58So they have, they have a car on their property that they just use for target practice.
07:02And he thinks they would be okay with us blowing it up.
07:05And then we can leave it there.
07:06And we can just leave it there.
07:07There.
07:08Well, let's go.
07:09Yeah, okay.
07:10You know what?
07:11We'll just do a zip car, man.
07:12We'll do a zip car.
07:13I don't want to force them to try.
07:14We'll take the whole day.
07:15I'll swing her by and pick you up.
07:16What do you like to know?
07:17Uh, we're going to zip car now.
07:19Holy shit.
07:20I can't believe this is actually going to happen.
07:35It is 2.22 on Saturday.
07:39I did not get a full line of zip.
07:41I got one five hours.
07:42A little bit less than I would like to.
07:43I woke up around 6.30 a little bit panicked because of an event that happened yesterday that
07:47I was stressed about.
07:48I emailed the judge.
07:49And then trying to go back to sleep.
07:50It was too cold.
07:51So we're preparing for two different deadlines right now.
07:53One of them is the cabin feast, which is at 5 p.m.
07:56And one of them is the HQ visit deadline, which is at some point after 9.
08:01We still have a giant mess that we have to clean up before then.
08:04But we're currently working on a ton of items.
08:06There's maybe 10 items that have to be done at HQ visit.
08:10So there's a lot of work to be done on that.
08:12Like, there's the cave item as well that we're having to do.
08:17And I was like, I can't do this.
08:19Never mind.
08:20There's so many HQ items this year, aren't there?
08:22Yeah.
08:23So the HQ visit thing is a thing that happens on Saturday night.
08:26There are a bunch of items that are specifically for the HQ visit.
08:29So all the judges get together and they go around campus and visit each HQ.
08:34And there's a bunch of stuff we're supposed to do for them while they're here.
08:37One of the things is to make a theme park ride.
08:40We are making a Jurassic Park car.
08:42And we're going to decorate the basement with, like, a bunch of dinosaurs.
08:46And we're going to use these lights that we have, hopefully, to make cool theming.
08:52We will have painted our pterodactyl by then and we will menace the people with the pterodactyl.
08:56Yes.
08:57Maybe even take me as a pterodactyl.
08:58Yeah, that would be good.
08:59Okay, we better not break it before we use it.
09:13Yeah, that's probably good.
09:14I'm doing good.
09:15We're doing good.
09:16Energy's good.
09:17I mean, looking around right now, team morale seems pretty good.
09:26We have a lot of regulars.
09:28But we also had a few people in earlier today who, you know, had never even done scav before.
09:34They popped in and were like, hey, can we help with anything?
09:36I think there is stuff they need to help with.
09:41There's so much stuff we need help.
09:43Something simple that our two simple men had a lot of honor.
09:48Throughout these years, gathering experience.
09:51Loved it.
09:52Excellent.
09:53Do you want to skin the Snorlax?
09:56There's instructions.
09:58Instructions there.
10:00If you get lost, let me know.
10:02I think we can do this.
10:03Yeah.
10:04I think this is the head, right?
10:06Yeah.
10:07I guess it's supposed to be a huffle.
10:10Oh.
10:11Theoretically, I should be able to put my hand through this and then help me duct tape.
10:16Yeah.
10:17That's, yeah.
10:18I've been spending a lot of time in the kitchen.
10:20I would say more time in the kitchen than out.
10:23I'm very excited for Scav and Feast, which is tonight.
10:26Scav and Feast is waffle themed and this is a ton of waffle batter.
10:29This one is going to be a structural waffle.
10:32We're going to make a model of our HQ out of waffle.
10:36Since, you know, the first year that I did Scav, Scav and Feast has really been, you know, my event.
10:41It's something I'm really passionate about.
10:43I mean, I love cooking.
10:45So, when I saw that there was a whole category of event that was just about cooking a three-course meal, it spoke to me.
10:54It was like my eyes could only focus on that and I knew I had to do it.
10:59This, the second course is going to be a waffle that looks like art but tastes like soup.
11:08So, I've got some borscht in there that we're going to make a borscht waffle out of.
11:12The third course is a mini waffle that is going to flavor blast us into space.
11:18Not sure exactly what we're doing for that.
11:21And then this is the dessert course.
11:23If we can do well this year, that could get us a lot of points.
11:28That could be enough to propel us into, you know, top three or maybe even first place.
11:33Um, we can, this, we put the head here.
11:38Oh, and then a little, like...
11:40No, and the sleeve goes through here.
11:42Right? Okay.
11:44I'm really, I'm really, um, going on a lake.
11:47Yeah, I think we're really good friends now.
11:50Hello. Hello.
11:54This is making pretty good.
11:57It doesn't matter.
11:58Look, we're done with wildlife.
11:59Excellent.
12:01Wait, let's see.
12:02He's got an arm.
12:03Well, two arms actually.
12:05And, uh, um, an insert to puppeteer him from.
12:10Excellent.
12:11This way.
12:12Okay.
12:13We'll set him here.
12:14Next item.
12:15We're on a roll here.
12:17Oh my God.
12:18After Skavenfeast is over, there's not really much in the way of, um, events.
12:25Other than HQ visit.
12:27Which I forgot about.
12:29Other than that, I think it's mostly just going to be a matter of figuring out what items either can be done on a short timescale or can be finished that we've already started.
12:40Just to make sure that as many things get done rather than having a bunch of things that are half done.
12:47I've never made waffles before, so I'm just going to be constantly going back and forth.
12:59Like, what did the recipe actually say?
13:01I am just making the diorama waffles because I got four hours of sleep.
13:05Scab time interferes with homework time and I have a lot of homework.
13:10Okay.
13:11Alright.
13:12And that's probably better.
13:13I have wanted to participate because I've heard a lot about it and it sounded really fun.
13:19The current plan is to make the Waffle Tower, which is the Eiffel Tower but with waffles.
13:24So it's spelled Waffle but with an E-L.
13:28Genius.
13:29I know.
13:30How have you found your first year of college?
13:33It's been kind of an adjustment.
13:35It is sort of noticeable how much the school prides itself on being intellectually challenging,
13:41which has meant there is definitely less of a social or fun culture.
13:46So it is really nice to have Scab, which is just this event dedicated to being as weird and fun as they can make it.
13:54Have you ever built a waffle sculpture before?
13:57Never in my life.
13:58So I think this is a pretty good first time, all things considered.
14:03Calling it the Tower of Good Enough.
14:10What do you think?
14:11A masterpiece, right?
14:13What's the description?
14:23So how do you actually get into the car?
14:28Do you know how the zippcar works?
14:30Do you know how a zip car works?
14:32What's the address here approximately?
14:34Uh, don't tell anyone this,
14:36but the Jakar is going to get exploded.
14:40It's happening, maybe.
14:43We just need to, like, drive there.
14:46So I need to borrow Zach's mom's car, potentially.
14:50Wait.
14:51Who are you?
14:53Oh, you just picked up someone's mom?
14:57Well, then we have to figure out how a zip car works.
14:59We got it.
14:59OK, wait, really?
15:00Yeah, we're getting that.
15:02Bye, Zach.
15:07That is more than big enough.
15:09Yeah.
15:09Well, probably.
15:10We can, yeah, we'll figure it out.
15:12So we're headed to pick people up,
15:14and then we are going to be off to the Haywood, Indiana, Walmart
15:19to find a backup car.
15:20Yeah, we'll just double check the car,
15:21and then we're going to get out of here.
15:26I hope there isn't, like, a 20-minute segment
15:28in this documentary where we, like, struggle to figure out
15:31how a zip car works.
15:32I am buying their soul four scab points.
15:36Um, my lawyer is, uh, drawn up a contract.
15:38I had an initial contract.
15:39I sent it out to the scabbies.
15:39I allowed them to make revisions.
15:41We debated those revisions.
15:42We sent back updated versions, which they OK'd
15:47and are now signing.
15:48It is also being notarized as we speak.
15:50Uh, I'm here to notarize, uh, these bills of sale for a human soul.
15:56This is a first, and I believe that my notary software doesn't
15:59have that in its database of supported documents, so we'll see how that goes.
16:02Uh, the most points given is, uh, 69.420 from Team Valorio.
16:06It is a first, and I believe that my notary software
16:08doesn't have that in its database of supported documents,
16:10so we'll see how that goes.
16:11Uh, the most points given is, uh, 69.420 from Team Valorioysbois, uh,
16:16who traded me specifically the soul of their team.
16:19I don't have a plan for the souls yet.
16:20The world is kind of my oyster.
16:22Um, I told them to put the souls together and to get, uh,
16:25the souls together, uh, the souls together, uh,
16:28and the souls together.
16:30Um, the souls together, uh, the souls together, uh,
16:33and the souls together, uh, the souls together, uh,
16:37that are now signing.
16:38It is also being notarized as we speak.
16:40Uh, I'm here to notarize, uh, these bills of sale for a human soul.
16:40I told them that I was thinking of maybe a soul torment nexus just for fun.
16:44Sort of imagine an aquarium, but instead of fish, it's souls.
16:47But really, I don't have any plans yet.
16:49I do know they will get used.
16:51Palace, you're good to go. Thank you so much.
16:53I own your soul now.
16:54Your literal soul, by the way.
16:56Listen, I don't care about it. All I care about is this.
16:59Beautiful. Okay.
17:00Have a wonderful day. Thanks for dealing.
17:03I just sold my soul for 45 points.
17:06I probably should have bargained a little higher.
17:10Make sure the judges get time to eat your food, because we have to judge it.
17:18But if there are a sufficient number of servings, other people are free to just try other people's food.
17:25And I recommend it, because, man, it looks yummy.
17:28All right. We're coming to eat your food. See you there.
17:31Scaven Feast is something that we do on a yearly basis, in which teams create a feast of food around a theme, often multiple courses.
17:42And this year, it is based around waffles.
17:53With Max P's Waffle Feast, I quite enjoyed what they made.
17:58Their broccoli soup waffle was really delicious.
18:01They made a really strongly sculptural piece that had a lot of elements.
18:07And a surprise pleasure was their palate cleanser waffle that had a sort of spice quality to it that was, like, a good hit.
18:16We have a question.
18:16Yeah, may I see your ooze?
18:18Your ooze?
18:19Oh, yeah.
18:19Oh, my goodness.
18:20Oh, my goodness.
18:21Oh, my goodness.
18:22Oh, my goodness.
18:23Oh, my goodness.
18:24Oh, my goodness.
18:25Oh, my goodness.
18:26Wow.
18:27All right.
18:29Did we go over flavor?
18:30Hang on, hang on.
18:31What is she correct about?
18:32Chilli isn't a soup.
18:33South's Waffle Feast, I thought they did okay.
18:36Their borscht was pretty yummy.
18:38It did taste like borscht.
18:39A sculptural waffle that was, it was a little, it got a little help from non-waffle elements.
18:45But their nacho waffle, we were a little conflicted about how we felt about that waffle, but it sure did taste a lot.
18:54Snitchcock's Waffle Feast was kind of a disappointment.
18:58They only brought in one part of the feast, although it did look like a tower, so they did get that part of it.
19:06Oh, it's on a stick.
19:08It's on a stick.
19:09You're a genius.
19:10They're gonna still keep stealing food, but this is so cute and like, okay.
19:15I have here dessert parmesan.
19:17This is brown bread or shortbread, and now it will snow.
19:23Overall, the teams have done really, really well.
19:25We gave them waffle irons this year, and it allowed people to sort of elevate what they were doing when they had the tools to make it.
19:31I've been surprised at how complex a lot of the dishes have been, given that they were made in a waffle maker.
19:37You know, you think a waffle is a very simple food, but people put a lot of flavor into them. It was really cool.
19:43So we made it to Walmart. We're gonna go look for just a small car that we can fit in our car as a backup for the actual car if we can't blow that up.
20:03And we picked up some friends along the way.
20:05Oh, here's some photo car.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Oh, here we are.
20:10This is definitely too big.
20:12That is too big.
20:13I'd love to blow up the carriage.
20:18It's kind of iconic.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Wait, okay, wait, there's one that I think might fit in the car over here.
20:22Like, this could definitely fit.
20:25That would fit, yeah.
20:28Oh, that's light.
20:29Yeah.
20:30It's all plastic.
20:31We need American...
20:32Yeah.
20:33Yeah, we need that.
20:34How confident are you feeling that this is all gonna work out at this point?
20:37Oh, confident that we blow something up.
20:40Uh, confident that we make it back with everybody alive.
20:43Like, 95%.
20:45But the fact that the 5% exists is a little spooky.
20:50Okay, we have...
20:51On the way to blow up the car.
20:55I can't believe it.
20:56Surely no one else is doing anything as insane as this.
20:59Right.
21:00The only other car that has been blown up was like an inflatable thing.
21:04Ridiculous.
21:05A slide.
21:06Absurd.
21:07Look at that.
21:08Beautiful home.
21:09Yeah.
21:10Uh...
21:11Can we put it like...
21:12No, that's not going to work.
21:13And...
21:14No, that has to go across to that.
21:16Oh, brilliant.
21:17Look at that.
21:18Like, it was built that way.
21:19Yeah, totally.
21:20We are gonna beat Max D.
21:21We are gonna beat Max D.
21:22Max D.
21:23Your time has come.
21:24Your time has come.
21:25Um...
21:26If it hasn't, well...
21:27Fuck.
21:28Fuck.
21:29Fuck.
21:30Fuck.
21:51We're making dinosaurs for the...
21:53What's this called?
21:54Safari?
21:55The Jurassic Park amusement park ride.
21:57So it's like a puppet.
21:58So it's gonna bounce out from the side.
22:00And then like hopefully scare people.
22:01I'm not quite sure though.
22:03They'll have QR codes on them that the judges in the ride can scan.
22:06Uh, and we'll like give them points afterwards for however many they scan.
22:10So we're making curtains right now for this contraption.
22:14That looks good.
22:15I think that looks good.
22:16Maybe a little small.
22:17What do you have originally asked.
22:18What has been the most daunting part of the task as a leader?
22:24I think the biggest difficulty has been just organizing.
22:28We have so many people this year.
22:30Organizing people, organizing items to get done.
22:33It's just really overwhelming to keep up and also have fun and complete items yourself at the same time.
22:38And we have the code.
22:39Got it.
22:40And we have a code.
22:41Okay.
22:42There's also a leather.
22:43Like some weird leather stuff in the bucket.
22:44Y'all want me to drink like that leather?
22:46I think the main thing since we've been back is doing the ride.
22:51We started brainstorming and we're like, yeah, but it's like a Jurassic Park ride.
22:55So we can make it like a haunted house.
22:57And then just, it just, it went crazy from there.
22:59This is very precarious.
23:00How does it feel?
23:01I am terrified.
23:03I feel like this is going to break, but.
23:05What are my choices for the weapon?
23:07For Sion, I suppose.
23:08Okay.
23:09So here's the weapon choices.
23:10Oh, I like this.
23:12It's only 80 points.
23:13I mean, 80 points is a lot of points, but it's not the most point full thing.
23:16But it's the thing we've spent the most time on and had the most fun with.
23:19So I love it.
23:20This is a costume.
23:21This is a costume.
23:22Yeah, somebody needs to wear this.
23:23I can wear it.
23:24Are you a dinosaur?
23:25Yes.
23:26I can wear it.
23:27Here's a giraffe for Jurassic Park.
23:30Yeah.
23:31And that music is Jurassic Park the real answer.
23:34It was a plot from giraffes all along.
23:36Can you give me like the 20 to a 40 second version of the Jurassic Park ride plot?
23:41Yes.
23:42So from the rider's perspective, you get on a ride.
23:46You go back in time.
23:47One of you is the scientist.
23:48They need to scan QR codes.
23:50The other one's the hunter who has to keep the scientist safe.
23:52Everybody's a dinosaur.
23:54If they get shot, they hide their QR code because they're dead.
23:57There's some warnings about fucking up the timeline.
23:59When you get back, the human is a fish.
24:01The usher is a robot.
24:03So it's a silly cautionary tale about messing with the past, but like, yeah, it's just goofy.
24:10It's fun.
24:11They're going to travel time to see the end of the, they're going to see the extension,
24:15extinction experience for the previous species that was the masters of the planet.
24:20You know them, whoever they were, which like, and the monkeys like us think it was dinosaurs.
24:25And then the dinos think it's like monkeys, you know, or whatever.
24:29I'm not sure.
24:30I don't understand, but...
24:31That's...
24:32It might make sense at the end or it might not.
24:34It doesn't matter.
24:35It's okay.
24:36It's okay.
24:37It's okay.
24:38Hey, how much time left?
24:39Before what?
24:40Uh, HQ visit.
24:41Um, undetermined.
24:42The HQ visits start at 8.30.
24:44We have requested to be as, quote, as late as possible.
24:48We have pivoted towards a philosophy of total boat sink.
24:59We are stepping back from feeling the need to contest every item, go to every event because
25:07they are there.
25:08We're here to have some fun.
25:10We are picking out our favorite items, uh, and doing as much as we possibly can on the
25:17things that are the most fun.
25:19I have been working on a page of list in Latin, uh, as if from the 79 A.D. University of Chicago scavenger hunt list.
25:31I have been taking Latin for nine years now and am proficient enough to be able to do something like this.
25:39When I finish writing this, I am going to burn it because this list was destroyed in the eruption of Mount Vesuvius.
25:47And present what remains along with my transcription of this incredible discovery of the list.
25:56Yeah, so this is the biggest, like, piece that we've got so far, um, which I am pretty proud of.
26:01Um, it's looking like, you know, an actual plushie, which is great.
26:04We are opting out of HQ visits tonight since we have not completed any of those items.
26:09While it would be nice to see the judges and, like, have them see what we're working on, uh, we know they're super busy.
26:14And so, uh, we decided it would be more productive for them and probably for us to opt out of them this year.
26:28So we are headed to South HQ right now.
26:31Um, we are doing HQ visits.
26:33We go to every single team's headquarter and we judge certain items that are only supposed to be judged at HQ.
26:39Either that means they're too big to be judged at judgment or it's more just, like, a theme for their HQ.
26:46Oh, my God.
26:47I do love South, though.
26:48I'm really excited.
26:49I'm excited.
26:52All right.
26:53I am going to take you in the well of the darkest, dankest secrets of South Scav.
27:01Oh, my.
27:02Okay.
27:03Very ominous.
27:04I did not know you could go down.
27:05We sink down into the deepest recesses of René Garland, so...
27:07Oh, my God.
27:08Oh, we've taken you into somewhere that you will hope you wish you'd never seen.
27:18This is where we keep...
27:19No.
27:20...the lower eyes.
27:21...the lower eyes.
27:30I think I can never go back to South again.
27:31I know.
27:32I know.
27:33I know.
27:34I know.
27:35I know.
27:36I know.
27:37I know.
27:38I know.
27:39I know.
27:40I know.
27:41I know.
27:42I know.
27:43I know.
27:44I know.
27:45I know.
27:46I know.
27:47I know.
27:48I know.
27:49I know.
27:50I know.
27:51I know.
27:52I know.
27:53I know.
27:54I know.
27:55I know.
27:56I know.
27:57I know.
27:58I know.
27:59Economic.
28:00I know.
28:01I know.
28:02I know.
28:03I know.
28:04Saying that I've been letting you Dienst get to put your attention and the
28:18relaxation...
28:20And you're awake.
28:21I tried to open my eyes.
28:22I did the normal action.
28:23Yep, yep, yep, yep.
28:24And then it didn't open, and it was still dark.
28:27Yeah.
28:28That was fucked up.
28:29Yeah?
28:30It was cool.
28:31South did not do as many HQ visit items as I expected,
28:33but the completions that I saw were really good,
28:35really interesting.
28:36Like, the antlers were amazing.
28:39Whoa!
28:41Seven, eight, 24, 25!
28:44Woo!
28:45Beautiful!
28:46I'm gonna take a photo.
28:49Geocache was a really good difficulty,
28:51and the wall 51 I thought were also really compelling.
28:54So, overall, really good job to South,
28:56and I'm super excited to see the rest of the HQs.
29:02But I don't know if it'll be up in London.
29:04Yeah.
29:06All right.
29:07Would you like me to come in?
29:08I'll be leading the wall in your hurry today.
29:10Uh, this is the first item that we will be discussing
29:12is the Daphne Southern Air Zone.
29:15Max B, instead of just simply exchanging the soul for points,
29:20specifically asked for a fiddle contest for points.
29:24Do you know how to hold a violin call?
29:37Of course.
29:38Of course.
29:43Well, we're in Illinois, so let's get back.
29:45Oh, okay.
29:51I think I've shown.
29:52Let me just show you.
29:53We changed the wording to reflect, uh, scav bylaws,
29:56which say that a quorum of judges would be allowed to decide on who won.
30:05And this was agreed to by Max B.
30:08Uh, they fucked up.
30:09They should not have allowed this.
30:10We love each other.
30:11I'm literally the name of the person who wins.
30:13Okay.
30:14Okay.
30:15One, two, three.
30:16Team Judge!
30:18I'm hearing rumors.
30:20The winner might have been the groovier, more elegant playing might have been me.
30:25But we still get the points, because that's bullshit.
30:28You had to hold the violin, bro.
30:30I think it speaks for itself.
30:31I was the clear winner.
30:32Every judge there did agree so, which meant that I received their soul and was not obligated
30:38to give them points.
30:39However, I was moved by their performance and did award, um, points anyway.
30:46So, up next, we have our Hexbug City.
30:49Go explore the PowerPoint shop, Mikayla.
30:51Oh, school.
30:52You wanna go to school?
30:53This is super impressive.
31:02Welcome.
31:03We do have a spear with which to hunt and kill this pterodactyl.
31:10So that one might unlock the sweet treats with him.
31:13Oh, oh, I think I...
31:15Oh!
31:16Woo!
31:17Woo!
31:18Woo!
31:19Woo!
31:20Woo!
31:21Woo!
31:22Woo.
31:23Woo!
31:24Woo!
31:27Woo!
31:28Next item on our list is our child in the basement.
31:35Go points!
31:42We would like to present a beautiful wallflower.
31:44Rose anddos.
31:45Yay.
31:46Woo!
31:47Whoa!
31:53Oh, boy!
31:58The red room.
31:59Red room.
32:06Hi, guys.
32:07Oh, my God. Yes.
32:08We would like to welcome you to our coffee shop.
32:10This is a light-roasted Venezuela coffee.
32:14Co-fermented with cinnamon.
32:16Each coffee, I have been told, costs at market rate two points.
32:20How many cups of coffee would you like today?
32:23First of all, this makes my Seattle heart so happy.
32:26I'm so happy to see this.
32:28Can I do some of the best Venezuelan one, please?
32:30I normally don't love a light roast, but I'm excited to try this.
32:34This is great.
32:35Actually, this is so good.
32:37This was incredible completion.
32:39I love this.
32:40Did you have a mystery for you guys to solve?
32:42There's questions to be answered, and only you can do it.
32:45So I hope that you guys are ready for the task.
32:48We need three pairs of scientist and hunter.
32:51Esteemed researcher, fearless hunter, I hope you're ready for the journey.
32:55You will be traveling back in time to investigate the end of the predominant life form on this planet.
33:03Your job as the scientist is to take pictures of every dinosaur you see.
33:08Okay, I have my camera ready.
33:10And your job as the hunter is to shoot the dinosaurs and protect your scientists.
33:16Yeehaw.
33:17Is this loaded?
33:18Yeah.
33:19Okay.
33:20Please keep your hands and feet at all times.
33:23You, senior researchers, have been given a special chance.
33:28A three minute trip back in time to research to end.
33:31Guys.
33:32Guys.
33:33We need to go back.
33:34We need to go back.
33:35Oh, no!
33:36Oh no!
33:37Oh no!
33:38Oh no!
33:39Oh no!
33:40Oh no!
33:41Ah!
33:42Ah!
33:43Oh, you're in the tarpits.
34:05Oh, tarpits.
34:06So you guys can handle this stuff, right?
34:09Yeah, of course.
34:10Yeah.
34:10Whoa!
34:37Can I say something to me?
34:37It's because Joseph didn't have all the dogs.
34:38Okay, I wouldn't say this lightly, this is like unironically the best completion of any item I've ever written.
34:45Like, this was unbelievable.
34:47And this is also what I do for my job, is theme parks.
34:51And this was seriously unbelievable.
34:54Like, huge round of applause.
35:05Oh, boys!
35:08What do we want?
35:16What do we want?
35:17How far round are we?
35:29Ten minutes. Under ten minutes. We're almost there.
35:350.5 miles.
35:36I'm nervous now.
35:39I'm very nervous.
35:40I'm nervous.
35:46Yo!
35:47He seems like a chiller.
35:50What's up?
35:51Welcome!
35:51Thank you!
35:52Good to see you guys!
35:53Nice to meet you!
35:54Yeah, dude!
35:56Hell, yeah!
35:57What's the guy, dude?
35:58You're him!
35:59How's it going, man?
35:59Good!
35:59I'm Brandon.
36:01I'm Gideon.
36:01Lance.
36:02Nice to meet you.
36:02Nice to meet you guys.
36:03Everybody calls me danger.
36:04Okay.
36:05That seems appropriate.
36:06This is my house, and this is my throw, Joe.
36:14How about it?
36:15Nice.
36:15Damn.
36:16Knife throwing is my life, and if you look around a little bit, you know, knife throwing
36:20is what I do daily.
36:22I have a YouTube channel, Full Tank Clan.
36:24A lot of logistics went on today.
36:25It started a whole chain of events that eventually led to here, and you're at my house now.
36:31We're going to go blow up a vehicle.
36:33If we do this tonight, and we are, will you guys win, or is there a good chance?
36:39There is a strong chance.
36:40Strong chance.
36:41And we've never won.
36:42Just to set the stakes.
36:43We've never won.
36:44Sal has never won.
36:44This is going to be rad.
36:45This could be the game changer.
36:46Awesome.
36:48It's empty.
36:52Do you feel powerful?
36:53I feel afraid.
37:03Do you feel powerful?
37:33You feel powerful?
37:52Absolutely.
37:55Right.
37:56Okay.
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