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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:10We are back for Series 20 of the League of Their Own and we've got even more great guests.
00:16Epic challenges. You're not a daredevil. And some ridiculous games.
00:21You can't! I've been good!
00:27We're back for Series 20 and it's going to be a knockout.
00:31Let's go! Come on!
00:51Hello, I'm Mama Shranger Nathan. Welcome to a brand new series of the League of Their Own.
00:56Let's meet the teams.
00:57In the blue corner joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards is the Love Island host who we've pulled for a chat
01:02and I just hope I don't give her the ick. It's Maya Jama!
01:09Alongside Jamie is an Arsenal fan, so he'll probably start well then fizzle away to nothing.
01:13It's Alex Brookha!
01:14And completing the line-up, tonight's very special guest.
01:23A global superstar of one of the country's greatest ever footballers. It's the one and only Wayne Rooney!
01:36Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney!
01:44It's gonna be proud of him.
01:57Welcome to the try Wayne!
01:58It's gonna be good.
01:59Why don't we remind ourselves of the moment you introduced yourself to the world.
02:02Wayne Rooney.
02:06Oh, he went for it! Oh! His first goal in the Premiership!
02:10What a special goal.
02:12Wayne Rooney. His confidence knows no bounce.
02:16Wow.
02:18Miss, Miss, now that is how you burst on the scene.
02:22Er, Wayne, how old were you then?
02:25I was 16 then.
02:26So you were 16. You were doing that at 16.
02:28At 16, I was preparing for another 10 years of being a virgin.
02:31So it's very...
02:33Very different vibes.
02:34Well, listen, we're all buzzing to have you on,
02:36but there's one member of the panel who is particularly excited,
02:39Wayne, and that is Jill Scott.
02:40You're very excited, aren't you, Jill?
02:42Yeah, I think...
02:43No, but you're, like, really excited.
02:45I think anybody who loves football, honestly, loves Wayne.
02:49Yeah, but you...
02:51You really love Wayne.
02:53Have a look at this first tweet from Jill.
02:56I know everybody disagrees, but I still have a soft spot for ruling.
03:00Oh, my God.
03:01What's nice there is saying, I know everybody disagrees.
03:05That's the real treat in that tweet.
03:08Oh, my God.
03:09What's going on there, Jill?
03:10It's amazing.
03:11I'm just going to pause for a second,
03:13because my cousin who does the IT on this show is fucked up.
03:16There's another one.
03:18What?
03:19Rooney-looking...
03:20Oh.
03:21Rakesh.
03:22I told Mum that you'd fuck us up.
03:28Oh, no.
03:29Okay, let's have a look at the next tweet.
03:31No, not again.
03:32Oh, my God.
03:33Rooney-looking-hot, loving his new hair.
03:35Hashtag soft spot.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:37I am actually mortified.
03:38Jill, there's another tweet, actually.
03:39I'd love you to read it.
03:40Oh, my God.
03:41No, I'd love you to read it, because I'm not sure the tone in which to read it.
03:42Let's have a look at this next tweet from you.
03:43Oh, my God.
03:44Oh, my God.
03:45Could you just...
03:46Could you just read that out?
03:47This is, like, mortifying.
03:48Could you read that out for us?
03:49Uh, Rooney-looking-hot.
03:50Mmm.
03:51Why does that feel, to be objectified like that?
03:53I'm not too sure, actually.
03:54I'm not too sure.
03:55I'm not too sure.
03:56I'm not too sure.
03:57Oh, my God.
03:58I am actually mortified.
03:59Jill, there's another tweet, actually.
04:01I'd love you to read it.
04:02Oh, my God.
04:03No, I'd love you to read it, because I'm not sure how the tone in which to read it.
04:04Let's have a look at this next tweet from you.
04:06Oh, my God.
04:07Could you just...
04:08Could you just...
04:09Could you just read that out?
04:10How does that feel to be objectified like that?
04:12I'm not too sure, actually.
04:14I've known Jill a long time as well, so...
04:17Has she ever looked to you and gone, mmmm?
04:22I think she has, actually, yeah, so...
04:25Jill, my question for you is, are you OK to continue
04:28every time you look at Wayne, are you going to do this?
04:34Why are you coming for me?
04:36I'm not coming for you, you're coming for Wayne and you're coming hard.
04:40Absolutely disgusting.
04:42Wayne, I'm so sorry.
04:43I'm disappointed, though, Jill.
04:44Why?
04:45This tweet, you've had tweets of Jamie in the last series, tweets of...
04:48Yeah.
04:49...Wayne, nothing of me.
04:52Don't you like people of colour?
04:56No, I tweeted about Jamie.
04:59He's got more colour than you.
05:07Oh, I'm mortified. I'm absolutely mortified.
05:09OK, let's crack on with round one.
05:12Red team, have a look at this.
05:14Oh!
05:15Oh, I can't get at this beat.
05:17oh!
05:24Hello!
05:29HE C BarnBY
05:31...
05:33...
05:33At this one,
05:37So there you saw Rory McIlroy, Cole Palmer and Luke Littler.
05:52But what I want to know is how they celebrated big wins.
05:55Who bagged themselves a 24-carat gold iPhone?
05:58Who stuffed their trophy down their pants?
06:00And who sung Don't Stop Believing at Rocky Oki?
06:03Wayne, this question's all about winners.
06:05You won countless trophies in your career.
06:07What was the biggest you went celebrating and win?
06:10There was a few, really, but I always remember my first trophy we won was the League Cup.
06:14It was in Cardiff, so I'm thinking, we're going to get the plane home, be straight out, you know, and partying, really.
06:20And we flew home, landed, all the players, everyone just went home.
06:24So I ended up back in the house with a Chinese takeaway.
06:28What's going on here?
06:30But then we had a few more where I remember we won the Premier League title the 19th time, which overtook Liverpool.
06:37And I shaved the 19th into my chest.
06:40We've actually got a photo of you with the 19th.
06:44LAUGHTER
06:45Who did that? It's quite neat, isn't it?
06:48Good skills.
06:49Yeah, I thought of it myself, yeah.
06:50Oh, right.
06:51What do you think, Jill?
06:52Mm-hmm.
06:53LAUGHTER
06:54LAUGHTER
06:55To be fair, I did that when I played as well.
07:05Oh, my God.
07:05LAUGHTER
07:06Uh, Jamie, how did you celebrate your momentous 1995 League Cup win final against Bolton?
07:12LAUGHTER
07:13Uh, I actually slept with a trophy.
07:17Oh, lucky trophy!
07:18I was single.
07:20LAUGHTER
07:20I'm not going to properly give it to you.
07:23LAUGHTER
07:23LAUGHTER
07:24Uh, no, but you were also club captain when Liverpool beat Arsenal in the FA Cup final.
07:29Yeah, yeah.
07:30This is you celebrating.
07:32There you go.
07:33Less toolkit wanker and more telesales wanker.
07:36LAUGHTER
07:37Uh, now, it looks like a great photo, doesn't it?
07:40It is a great photo.
07:41And if you zoom out, that is Prince Andrew checking your arse out.
07:45LAUGHTER
07:46Oh, my God.
07:48LAUGHTER
07:49You, uh...
07:51You were one of two men that never broke a sweat that day.
07:55LAUGHTER
07:56Wow.
07:57I don't remember that.
07:59You don't...
08:00Oh, my God.
08:00That is so...
08:02Do you not take a bit of a back seat, though, when, like,
08:06you haven't played?
08:08No, clearly not.
08:09What, do you think that's a full kick wanker?
08:11John Terry style?
08:12No, it's just that it looks all about you, doesn't it?
08:15Like, not the ones that actually played.
08:17Yeah, I know what you're saying.
08:18Michael Owen had scored two goals and he's at the back.
08:21Two at the back, yeah.
08:22LAUGHTER
08:24Uh, now, Wayne, speaking of celebrations,
08:26did you ever bump into Meeks on one of his big nights out in Manchester back in the day?
08:30No, I've spoke about this before, but...
08:32I was in the Chinese restaurant.
08:34Again, I don't...
08:35I eat all the food.
08:35LAUGHTER
08:36Wayne, you like what you like.
08:39Yeah, but, yeah, so I was there with me family.
08:42It was really quiet, and then Meeks comes in, 20, 30 of them.
08:46There wasn't 20 off, uh...
08:48There was, there was.
08:49You're making this up?
08:50It's a quiet, it's a nice restaurant.
08:51There was, like, two or three.
08:52Yeah, like a classy restaurant, then Meeks...
08:54The captain on backwards, end up walking in.
08:55Disruptive, I'll get it.
08:56What's going on here?
08:57Disruptive.
08:58Like, what, what, what's going on?
09:00So he was celebrating his 50th Premier League appearance.
09:03That's absolute bullshit.
09:05That's nonsense.
09:06That's nonsense.
09:07It wasn't.
09:08I promise you, Rob.
09:10It wasn't.
09:11It was his 25th.
09:12LAUGHTER
09:13Come on, you're putting a little bit of spice in there, right?
09:16No, I'm not me.
09:17I'm not.
09:18I think 25th, then, will from the bench, as well.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:20APPLAUSE
09:22So...
09:24So, could Cole Palmer be our rocky okey king?
09:31If anyone's unclear to what rocky okey is, it's karaoke,
09:34but you're backed by a live band.
09:36Maya, what's your go-to karaoke?
09:38My go-to karaoke is Arctic Monkeys, when the sun goes down.
09:42Anything manly and low, really.
09:44Anything manly and low.
09:45Yeah.
09:46Uh...
09:47Alex, what's your go-to karaoke song?
09:50It's always the same.
09:51It's either I Want It That Way or Warren G and Nate Dog Regulate.
09:54Regulate.
09:55Yes.
09:56I've got to be honest with you, Brookha.
09:57You doing Regulate might be the worst thing that I've ever heard
09:59happen to rap, and I include in that the shoot in a Tupac.
10:02LAUGHTER
10:04Now, Palmer is the latest English player to be compared to you, Wayne,
10:08and he said they used to pretend to be you in his garden.
10:11Do you see any of your game in him?
10:14Not really.
10:23I don't.
10:24I think he's an unbelievable player.
10:25Yeah.
10:26I love watching him.
10:27I love just how, as a celebration, how cold he is,
10:30and, like, he just doesn't look bothered.
10:31No.
10:32He's very chill.
10:33I think that adds to his brilliance.
10:34Yeah.
10:35I mean, he used to pretend to be you in his garden.
10:37Jill actually makes her partner pretend to be you in the garden.
10:40LAUGHTER
10:41And the bedroom, and a couple of times in the shower.
10:44LAUGHTER
10:45Now, you mentioned Cole Palmer's celebration.
10:48This is actually my favourite celebration of yours,
10:50and my favourite goal of yours.
10:52Let's have a look.
10:55Rene!
10:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:59It defies description.
11:01How about sensational?
11:04How about superb?
11:06Never will he strike a better ball and score a better goal than this.
11:12APPLAUSE
11:14Now, you seem to have a lot of space there.
11:20I just want to know what useless piece of shit was supposed to be marking you.
11:23Let's have a look.
11:27Look who it is.
11:29The thing is, though, he fucking...
11:32There ain't no thing, mate.
11:33You shinned that, didn't you?
11:34It comes off your shin.
11:37Listen, it's harder to do it off your shin than it is your foot.
11:40Yeah, but can I also ask you a question, Meeks?
11:42What the fuck were you trying to head?
11:43You...
11:46Meeks, you see that?
11:47What...what...what you thinking right there?
11:49I'm thinking...
11:50I've got it!
11:51I've got it!
11:54I definitely haven't got it!
11:57Oh, fuck's sake!
12:00The fact that he scores with his shin
12:02shows how shit yous were, really.
12:04To be fair.
12:05Yeah.
12:06What was Meeks like to play against?
12:08No, he was tough.
12:09He was tough to play.
12:10Obviously, he was always big and quick and powerful.
12:12He has a long throat.
12:13He has a long throat.
12:14Erm...
12:15He has a long throat!
12:18So, er, what about Rory McIlroy?
12:20He's a friend of yours, isn't he, Wayne?
12:21I haven't met Rory quite a lot, yeah.
12:22Erm...
12:23Yeah.
12:24Yeah?
12:25I don't know if you're aware, Jay's also good mates with Rory in the same way that Stan is with Eminem.
12:36Do you know what I mean?
12:38Dear Rory, it's been three weeks since I've congratulated you're winning the Masters.
12:42Maybe you could try and reply faster.
12:44Er...
12:45It's actually true.
12:46I did text him when he won it.
12:47He hasn't replied yet.
12:48What did you text him?
12:49Well done, mate.
12:50I'm really proud of you.
12:51You're really proud of him?
12:52Why are you proud of him?
12:53Well, I am, because he won it.
12:55Yeah, but what's that got to do with you?
12:57Did you turn up in a certain time, pick up the trophy?
13:07Now, I'm sure you've been invited to play golf in loads of people over the years, Wayne.
13:11Who's been the weirdest?
13:14Erm...
13:15It was Donald Trump when...
13:17What?
13:18Don't you?
13:19Yeah, no, so when he was President the first time, I went to play golf.
13:22My friend was over from Manchester.
13:24We went to play golf at his course, and when we got there, there was sniffer dogs.
13:28There was security everywhere.
13:30And he said, erm...
13:31The President's coming in, he's playing with you.
13:33So, we're playing with snipers everywhere.
13:36There's all kinds...
13:37It was surreal, yeah, so...
13:39How did you play?
13:40Alright, actually.
13:41He was goofy.
13:43That's your takeaway from that story.
13:45He...
13:46He played golf with Donald Trump.
13:49Yeah.
13:50And your interviewer question is, how did you play?
13:52That's what everybody's thinking.
13:55But there was...
13:56There was, erm...
13:57There was these three...
13:58Bless him.
13:59There was, like, three big escalades then.
14:01And one of them had this, like, box on the back.
14:03So I said to him, what's that for?
14:05He said, if there's a nuclear attack, he gets put in that...
14:09airlifted out.
14:10So I was like, what happens to us?
14:11He's like, yous are fucked.
14:13Oh, my God!
14:14Oh, my God!
14:18OK, Red Team, I need an answer from you.
14:19Who celebrated by singing Don't Stop Believin' on Rocky Oki?
14:22Who bought a 24-karat gold phone
14:24and who put their trophy down their pants?
14:26Phone...
14:27Phone's got to be Palma.
14:28Yeah?
14:29I reckon Rory was...
14:30Yeah, Luke's not going to...
14:31Luke Littler was a trophy down his pants.
14:32Do you think so?
14:33OK.
14:34Er, let's see if you're right.
14:35I can tell you that Rory McIlroy sang Don't Stop Believin',
14:38Luke Littler bought the phone,
14:40and Cole Palmer stuffed the trophy down his pants.
14:42So, Red Team, you scored one point.
14:51Er, now, Rory McIlroy was our Rocky Oki singer
14:54and, inspired by a celebration, we're going to give it a go.
14:57Please welcome Rocky Oki!
14:59Woo!
15:00OK, so I'm going to give a bonus point
15:02to anyone who's brave enough to give it a go.
15:04Blue Team, who fancies it?
15:06Ooh, it's a tough one.
15:07Mya, you go.
15:08Me, I'll have a go.
15:09Yeah?
15:10Yeah.
15:11OK, give it up for Mya Jammer, everybody!
15:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:15Woo!
15:16Come on, Mya.
15:17Come on, Mya.
15:19Come on, Mya.
15:20Come on, Mya.
15:22Look at him.
15:25Said he's a scumbag, don't you know?
15:27Bring it in, Mya.
15:28Bring it in, Mya.
15:29Bring it in, Mya.
15:30Bring it in, Mya.
15:39Oh, you're trying not to listen.
15:42I bet your life is staring at the ground.
15:45It makes a subtle proposition.
15:48I'm falling off, my life will turn you down.
15:51Oh, we must be on to summer.
15:54What are the chances to show us more than likely?
15:57I've got a feeling in my summer.
16:00I start to wonder what this all remind me,
16:02what this all remind me.
16:04Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
16:34Welcome back to the League of the Road.
16:49This question is for you, blue team.
16:50Have a look at this.
16:52Cristiano Ronaldo, back into his kingdom.
16:56Ronaldo!
16:58We are in the presence of goal-scoring greatness.
17:04We are in the presence of goal-scoring greatness.
17:11Elatoune to try and take another one.
17:13She's got a huge moment for Manchester United.
17:18So there you saw Cristiano Ronaldo, Elatoune and Ruben Amerin.
17:22They're all united through and through.
17:24But what I want to know is, who does double chin workouts?
17:27Who had to buy computers for everyone after breaking team rules?
17:30And who gives motivational speeches at old people's homes?
17:33Jill, you do a bit of motivational speaking.
17:36What do you need to be good at it?
17:38Like, motivating.
17:44Building up the energy.
17:45You do it well.
17:46You do a good job.
17:47Yeah, no, I do like it.
17:48I think you've got to have, like, empathy when telling your story.
17:51Be fearless as well, because it is, like, quite a big crowd.
17:55Good eye contact.
17:57Projection of the voice.
17:58Yeah.
17:58No, because we can feel where this is going.
18:02I don't say anything.
18:03No, I was actually being serious.
18:05So you do need to have good eye contact.
18:07Is that why you don't do it?
18:09I don't do it because I get enough regular work.
18:11Now, Jay, do you think you'd be an inspiring speaker at a retirement home?
18:24What do you mean by that?
18:24No.
18:26Like, why me, retirement home?
18:27No, because this person does inspiring, motivational speeches at retirement home.
18:31So I'm just wondering if you think you'd be good at it.
18:32Oh, I thought you were just alluding to my age and stuff.
18:34No, not at all.
18:35Well, it's like, you know, season 20 now, and it's still the same old stuff.
18:38And it's been a lot going on, you know, Leatherman, Botox boy, you know, injured all the time.
18:43I just thought we should be nice to each other now, Ron.
18:46Yeah?
18:46I don't call you, like, Willy Wanker-eye or something, do I?
18:50Willy Wanker-eye?
18:51I meant to say Willy Wanker-eye.
18:54I don't call you.
18:59I meant to say Willy Wanker-eye.
19:01I don't call you Willy Wanker-eye.
19:04You know what was so good about it, is he was so excited to deliver it.
19:11I'm going to get him.
19:11I'm going to get him.
19:12Just wait.
19:13You bloody, you bloody Willy Wanker-eye.
19:15Oh, fuck.
19:17Shit.
19:22Now, Mics, you've played against the last truly great United side.
19:26How much have you enjoyed watching them become bang average?
19:29Well, they're not really bang average, are they?
19:31They're still shit.
19:32But it's about who's at the helm, who's the boss, isn't it?
19:37It's like Weakest Link under Anne Robertson.
19:40It was unbelievable.
19:51Now, Wayne, obviously your first love is Everton,
19:53but we can't talk about them too much
19:55because we've got viewing figures to think about.
19:56But how hard has it been to watch United over the last few years?
20:04Yeah, even with your eyes, it'd be difficult.
20:06Oh!
20:08Oh!
20:10Wow!
20:14Wow.
20:14Wow.
20:16Thanks for joining, everybody.
20:17We're out of here.
20:18I'm not beating that.
20:20Absolutely pulled my pants down there.
20:23So what about Wayne's old teammate Cristiano Ronaldo?
20:27What was he really like, Wayne?
20:28Yeah, Cristiano's a great lad.
20:31Lots of good memories with him.
20:34I used to take him to the hotel the night before a game, actually.
20:39And it was when he was a little bit thinner.
20:41He had to build his muscle up, basically.
20:43Right.
20:44So we'd drop off at McDonald's, he'd get, like, a couple of burgers or something.
20:47Yeah.
20:48Because there's always that thing that he didn't eat any rubbish.
20:50So I'm driving the car, he's sat in the passenger seat eating burgers,
20:52and I'm sat there thinking,
20:54mate, I would actually love for one of them.
20:57I had to watch me wait, and he had to put weight on, so...
20:59But no, we had great memories and won lots together,
21:02and obviously what he's gone on to achieve is incredible.
21:05And now, Ronaldo's obviously done a million different adverts,
21:07but Wayne, you actually did my favourite one ever.
21:11It's for an X-Men film from 2016.
21:14Obviously, Wayne is one of the greatest footballers this country's ever produced,
21:17but to know that he's almost equally as good at acting,
21:21this is quite remarkable.
21:22Have a look at this.
21:24Finally, we need someone with intensity and incredible focus.
21:27Wait, I've got it. Psychops.
21:29Actually, Hank, I'm thinking of a different mutant.
21:33Hello, old friend.
21:34Hello, Charles.
21:35Wayne Rooney?
21:35Wayne, we need you on the battlefield again.
21:38Anything for the team.
21:39It's going to take everything you've got to defeat Apocalypse.
21:42Apocalypse who?
21:43I'll explain when we get there.
21:45Hank, prepare the X-Jet.
21:46We're going to Manchester.
21:50Everything they've built will fall!
21:57Bloody hell.
22:03Bloody hell!
22:04Jill, what did you think watching that advert?
22:21Did it give you the ick, or were you like...
22:22Aw...
22:23Yeah, I want a copy after.
22:31Meeks, we've seen you acting like a melt in several adverts over the year.
22:35Do you fancy yourself as an actor?
22:36Why didn't you start the question like that?
22:38Sorry.
22:39Meeks, you're obviously a brilliant actor.
22:40We've seen you in several adverts and you've smashed every one of them.
22:42Yeah.
22:43Do you fancy yourself as an actor?
22:45Uh, not...
22:46Maybe.
22:47I met Tom Cruise, didn't I?
22:49Did you?
22:49Yeah.
22:50What?
22:50This audience are a bit...
22:54They're a bit off-key, man.
22:55Yeah.
22:57Um, he was talking about the new Mission Impossible.
23:01What was that for you?
23:01Trying to get Zabaletta out of the team?
23:03Anyway, carry on.
23:13No, it was just about Rooney getting another managerial job.
23:17You just sparked my gag now.
23:19What a tosser.
23:21Well, maybe you don't go, Anne Robinson.
23:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:30It's like that, Rom, yeah?
23:31It's like that.
23:34No, no, I love you.
23:36Now, Ronaldo bought long-time partner Georgina an engagement ring reportedly worth 3.7 million pounds.
23:44Now, Wayne, I've heard you're fond of romantic gestures with Colleen too, is that right?
23:48Um, I have been.
23:50Mm.
23:51Cool.
23:53Please do not elaborate.
23:54That's all.
23:55I was going to a Chinese restaurant.
23:58LAUGHTER
24:00APPLAUSE
24:01LAUGHTER
24:03LAUGHTER
24:04LAUGHTER
24:05LAUGHTER
24:06LAUGHTER
24:08It was, I was going, and then, the closer I was getting, I was going to propose in the restaurant,
24:12and then, the closer I was getting there, I was thinking, I can't do it in the restaurant.
24:16It was all pulled over and up in the petrol station, um...
24:20LAUGHTER
24:21LAUGHTER
24:22Um, got the ring off, asked her to marry me on the, on the courtyard, she said, yeah.
24:28And then we drove home and watched EastEnders with a glass of champagne and cornby fash.
24:32LAUGHTER
24:33LAUGHTER
24:34That is so lovely.
24:35That's so cute.
24:36That is actually lovely.
24:37That is lovely.
24:38That is lovely.
24:39Uh, OK, blue team, I need an answer from you.
24:42Who does double chin workouts?
24:44Who gave motivational speeches at old people's homes,
24:46and who had to buy everyone a PC after breaking team rules?
24:49Well...
24:50Wouldn't she do double chin workouts?
24:51He definitely knows, cos he's got a beard, it covers it anyway.
24:53Do you reckon?
24:54Or he just gets a chin like it.
24:55You must know what Toonie does.
24:56Well, I don't ask if she does double chin workouts.
24:59No, I think he'd bought everyone a computer and I think he does motivational speeches.
25:03OK.
25:04Guys, can I ask, can you do me a favour, can you take longer?
25:06LAUGHTER
25:08That's what your wife said?
25:10LAUGHTER
25:12APPLAUSE
25:14It's good.
25:15It's good.
25:16OK.
25:17Let's see if you're right.
25:18I can tell you that Ella Toon does double chin workout.
25:20See?
25:21Reuben Amerim gave motivational speeches at old people's homes,
25:24and it's Cristiano Ronaldo who bought PCs for everyone after breaking team rules.
25:27Well done, Blue Team.
25:28You scored three points.
25:29APPLAUSE
25:30See you after the break.
25:31APPLAUSE
25:32Welcome back to the League of the Rome.
25:48This next round is all about a global icon.
25:50This is Go Vikings.
25:51It really has a global icon.
25:53Whoo!
25:54Oh!
25:55Rooney!
25:57Rooney!
25:58Rooney!
25:59Rooney!
26:00Rooney!
26:01Rooney!
26:02Rooney!
26:03Ray Rooney!
26:04Oh he went through it all!
26:05His best goal in the championship!
26:06Oh Rooney!
26:07The youngest ever player and gold-scorer of England!
26:10That is Rooney!
26:11Oh my good to see you!
26:14My goodness!
26:15Oh my goodness me!
26:16Oh my goodness me!
26:17You've got the love, you've got the love.
26:43You've got the love, you've got the love.
26:58Wayne, there is so much to talk about playing for your boyhood club at 16, winning countless titles for Man United, captaining England.
27:04But actually, this is the main reason I want you to do on the show, Wayne, to get this sorted out. Have a look at this.
27:13Oh, that's a penalty. That's a penalty. Wayne Rooney gets the penalty for Manchester United.
27:18Rooney's piece of exquisite skill and the leg is up.
27:22Oh, there's minimal contact at that angle.
27:27That is embarrassing.
27:29Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's embarrassing.
27:32I think what we should do is, because now that you are a pundit, Wayne,
27:36if you were a pundit doing that game, what would you say?
27:39I'd say it's a penalty.
27:43I would!
27:45Like, it's crazy. Like, we can be honest here.
27:48You'd die for that penalty, didn't you?
27:52I'm sorry, can we sing one more time? Sorry.
27:54Let's have another, let's have another look.
27:55This is ridiculous.
27:56Where's the contact at? Look at that! Come on!
27:58Oh, my God!
28:00Wayne Rooney!
28:02Embarrassment!
28:03Hold on. Back, back, back, back.
28:05There you go, look. The toe on my shin, look.
28:07Where?
28:08There, right there, look.
28:09Yeah, but then look at your...
28:10There!
28:11I've still got a scar on my shin off it!
28:13LAUGHTER
28:15He's in intensive care, isn't he?
28:18Yeah.
28:19It was actually my 19th birthday, that game.
28:24And, as I've gone to take Saul Campbell on,
28:27he's left a leg out, so...
28:29Yeah, but he didn't touch you though, didn't he?
28:30I've naturally said, oh, thank you.
28:31Let's let him kick me.
28:33Did he touch you?
28:34He kicked you?
28:35Yeah, he touched my shin.
28:36He didn't...
28:37He didn't...
28:38He didn't touch you.
28:39So, anyway...
28:41After that, for about six to nine months,
28:44we'd meet up with England,
28:45Saul Campbell wouldn't speak a word to me.
28:46Really?
28:47That's a result.
28:48Did he?
28:49Can I just see it?
28:50That was definitely a punky weenie.
28:52Oh, shut up!
28:53LAUGHTER
28:54Definitely, definitely, well done.
28:57Definitely.
28:58Well done, isn't it?
29:00Now, Jamie, you actually lined up against Wayne
29:03in his Premier League debut, didn't you?
29:04Did.
29:05Let's have a look at some of Wayne's highlights
29:07from that game.
29:08On his debut, he's already skinning defenders.
29:09Check this out.
29:10Come on, Wayne.
29:11What a guy.
29:33Come on, Wayne. What a guy.
29:37Now, listen, listen, it's not fair to just show Wayne's highlights.
29:42Let's have a look at some of Jamie's highlights from the same game.
29:44Thank you. Thank you. No worries.
29:56I'd say it'd be different now, cos all I do is just slip it in.
29:59LAUGHTER
30:01I remember playing against Wayne.
30:03I just remember, I'd heard so much about you as a young player,
30:0613, 14 years of age in the Liverpool area,
30:08everyone was talking about him.
30:10And then playing, I remember standing in the tunnel,
30:13like it was yesterday, I remember looking and going,
30:15good luck today, mate.
30:16And straightaway, as soon as your first touch come in,
30:18she was like, what a good player, well played.
30:20I'd actually talk to you during the game.
30:21Yeah, I remember him talking to me all the time,
30:23and I was like, what do you want?
30:25LAUGHTER
30:28LAUGHTER
30:30He was making it.
30:31Let him.
30:32That is so unbranded.
30:34He was a player who, obviously played for Liverpool,
30:36so I didn't like him anyway.
30:38And then, I'm like, just leave me alone.
30:40I'm 16.
30:42I was just being nice, you know what I mean?
30:45I just said, oh, great touch.
30:46What a player you are.
30:47You're fantastic.
30:48I mean, to be honest, it sounds like I was grooming you, but...
30:50LAUGHTER
30:52It was genuinely, though, I just...
30:54You knew straightaway the way he touched the ball
30:56was just totally different.
30:57Yeah.
30:58Yeah, it was a joy to play against you, mate.
30:59Still thirsty.
31:00Now, whilst we have one of the most talented footballers
31:02of all time on the show,
31:04we thought it was time to test his flair.
31:06This is Disco Balls.
31:08OK, we're going to be testing everyone's touch and flair.
31:21All everyone will have to do is control the ball
31:23and score without it hitting the ground, simple enough.
31:25But the balls are going to be flying out of this machine
31:28at 60 miles per hour.
31:30And there's five game-changing points for the goal
31:32with the most flair.
31:34Wayne, how's your touch these days?
31:36OK, still.
31:37Er, OK.
31:38Er, you're up first, Jill.
31:40Jill Scott, everybody!
31:41Yay!
31:42Jill!
31:43Yay!
31:44Great job.
31:45Great job.
31:46Great job.
31:47Great job.
31:48Is it far?
31:49Well, it's 60 miles per hour.
31:50OK.
31:51You ready?
31:52Yeah.
31:56Oh!
31:57Oh!
32:00Yeah!
32:01.
32:08Uh-huh.
32:09Up next is Alex Brooker!
32:11Come on, Brooker.
32:12Do I get, like, a little, do I get a little toasty?
32:14Yeah, I'll give you a little taster.
32:15Oh, fucking hell!
32:18Yes, sir.
32:19A ping-off the old prosthetic, didn't it?
32:20You got a ping off the old respect, didn't it?
32:22Yeah.
32:23What?
32:24Yes!
32:25Come on, Rob!
32:26Are you under the impression I have any control over this machine at all?
32:29I don't know what to say to you.
32:30Okay, ready?
32:33Yeah!
32:34Yeah!
32:35Yeah!
32:36Yeah!
32:37Yeah!
32:38Yeah!
32:39Yeah!
32:40Yeah!
32:41Yeah!
32:42Yeah!
32:43Yeah!
32:44Yeah!
32:45Yeah!
32:46Yeah!
32:47Yeah!
32:48OK, so, Meeks, you've got a bit of a back injury, haven't you?
32:49Yes!
32:50You don't want to do this.
32:51OK, so, in that case...
32:52Jesus Christ, Mark, I did it with one leg!
32:53LAUGHTER
32:54Now, let's do this!
32:55Come on!
32:56Yeah!
32:57Yeah!
32:58Yeah!
32:59Yeah!
33:00Yeah!
33:01Yeah!
33:02Yeah!
33:03Yeah!
33:04Yeah!
33:05Yeah!
33:06Yeah!
33:07Yeah!
33:08Yeah!
33:09Yeah!
33:10Yeah!
33:11Yeah!
33:12Yeah!
33:13Yeah!
33:14Yeah!
33:15Yeah!
33:16Yeah!
33:17Yeah!
33:18Yes, Meeks!
33:19OK.
33:20You ready, Meeks?
33:21Give me a practice problem for you.
33:22What?
33:23Fuckin' no!
33:24You turn that up, buddy!
33:25Let's go again!
33:26Oh!
33:27Oh!
33:28Oh!
33:29Oh!
33:30Oh!
33:31Oh!
33:32Oh!
33:33Oh!
33:34Oh!
33:35Oh!
33:36Oh!
33:37Oh!
33:38Oh!
33:39Oh!
33:40Oh!
33:41Oh!
33:42Oh!
33:43Oh!
33:44Oh!
33:45Please don't let Micah Richards kill me today.
33:49Come on, Micah.
33:50I want to do an overhead kick.
34:08That was unbelievable.
34:11Mr. Micah, here's your jacket for you.
34:14Thank you so much, Micah.
34:20Shall we see if the genius himself can show us how it's done?
34:24Wayne, you up for this?
34:25Yep.
34:26Yes!
34:27Wayne, you ready, everybody?
34:28Go on, Wayne.
34:30Give us something special, big boy.
34:32Okay, you ready?
34:37He just hit his bolster.
34:39Fucking like you bolster.
34:41Go on, Wayne.
34:44Yes!
34:46Come on!
34:52Run it!
34:54Run it!
34:55Run it!
34:56Run it!
34:57Run it!
34:58Run it!
34:59Run it!
35:04That was brilliant.
35:05That was brilliant.
35:06Yes, brother!
35:15Big up, Wayne Rooney.
35:16You have the best time.
35:17Five points for you.
35:19See you after the break.
35:21After the break.
35:22This is Flying Pit Stop.
35:35Two players from each team must remove all four wheels from the car.
35:49However, they're going to be doing it eight metres up in the air.
35:52After each wheel has been removed, they'll have to answer a question.
35:55There's one point for every correct answer and a game-changing three bonus points awarded to the fastest team.
36:01Blue team, you're answering questions first.
36:03Please give it up for Jill and Maya!
36:05Hi, Maya.
36:06Thanks for your drive.
36:07Yeah.
36:08I know.
36:09Ouch!
36:10Someone's mixed with you.
36:11It wasn't me.
36:12Jill, Maya, good luck to you.
36:13Let's raise the car.
36:14We have to climb out here, you know.
36:15Do you know we have to climb out here?
36:16Yes.
36:17It sounds like...
36:18Oh!
36:19Oh!
36:20Oh!
36:21Oh!
36:22Oh!
36:23Oh!
36:24Oh!
36:25Oh!
36:26Oh!
36:27Oh!
36:28Oh!
36:29Oh!
36:30Oh!
36:31Oh!
36:32Oh!
36:33Oh!
36:34Oh!
36:35Oh!
36:36Oh!
36:37You're holding this other things up!
36:38Er...
36:39You guys feeling OK?
36:40No.
36:41Not really.
36:42OK, well, we need to move on.
36:43So...
36:44Good luck to you.
36:45Your time starts now!
36:47Oh!
36:48Oh, my God.
36:49Oh!
36:50Oh my God!
36:51Oh, can you...
36:52OK!
36:53Oh, my God...
36:54Oh...
36:55Oh, my God.
36:57What am I allowed to hold?
36:58No.
36:59Oh, no!
37:00Front left wheel!
37:01Front left wheel!
37:02Don't ask me the tool. No, just give me the tool.
37:09You dirty bitch!
37:13Okay.
37:17There we go.
37:19Oh, my God, this is horrible.
37:22Have we got it?
37:23Yeah.
37:25Okay, first question, blue team.
37:28Which American club did Wayne Rooney play for from 2018 to 2019?
37:32Oh, my God.
37:33It's correct.
37:34Yeah, DC.
37:35On you go.
37:37Okay, where do I go from here?
37:39Come back in.
37:40Fuck me, bitch!
37:43Oh, my God!
37:44I'm falling forward now!
37:47Oh, my God, no, Jill.
37:49Get the fuck back in.
37:53Go on, Jill.
37:54I'm going to hit her.
37:58I'm going to hit her.
38:02Okay.
38:05Push!
38:08Hey, question number two.
38:10How old was Wayne Rooney when he scored his first Premier League goal for Everton?
38:1316.
38:14He's correct.
38:15On you go.
38:16Oh, my God.
38:17Okay, you get in and I get in after.
38:19So, Maya, the back wheel on your side next.
38:22Are you okay?
38:23It's in for 25.
38:25So, what is happening?
38:26I didn't get done by your drill door.
38:29I swear to God.
38:30I swear to God.
38:31I swear to God.
38:32Go on, Maya.
38:39Yes!
38:40Go on, Maya.
38:41You got this.
38:42Go on, Maya.
38:43What is it?
38:44It's actually?
38:46Okay, question number three blue team.
38:48How many times has Cristiano Ronaldo won the Ballon d'Or?
38:51What is it?
38:52Five or six.
38:53It is five.
38:54I'll give you that.
38:55Okay, on you go.
38:56Ooh, stop.
38:57Jill, one more wheel to go.
38:59When I pictured me and you in a car with a tool, it wasn't like this.
39:03Oh, my God, Jill.
39:04Winky ass Jill.
39:05Yeah, that's what you do.
39:06Fuck you now.
39:07Fuck you now.
39:08Fuck you.
39:09Oh, my face.
39:10Shit.
39:11Why is that?
39:12Oh, my leg.
39:13Oh, shit.
39:14My leg.
39:15Oh, my leg.
39:16Oh, my leg.
39:17Oh, my God.
39:18No.
39:19What is that?
39:20This is some kind of jewel.
39:21Come on, Jill.
39:22Oh, my.
39:23The car needs to go.
39:24Down a bit.
39:25Can we have a little twist?
39:26Oh, no.
39:27Well done, Jill.
39:28Well done, Maya.
39:29Come on, girl.
39:30Yes.
39:31Yes.
39:32Yes.
39:33Yes.
39:34Yes.
39:35Yes.
39:36Yes.
39:37Yes.
39:38Yes.
39:39Yes.
39:40Yes.
39:41Yes.
39:42Yes.
39:43Yes.
39:44Yes.
39:45Yes.
39:46Yes.
39:47Yes.
39:48Yes.
39:49Yes.
39:50Yes.
39:51Yes.
39:52Yes.
39:53Yes.
39:54Yes.
39:55Wayne, how are you feeling?
39:57Yeah, I feel great, thanks.
40:01Okay, let's raise the car.
40:03What the car.
40:15Okay, Jamie, Wayne, good luck.
40:17Your time starts now.
40:19Yes, what's up?
40:21Go ahead, lads.
40:22Good start. Yes, Wayne. Behind you.
40:26Yeah, you've got it.
40:27Oh, well done, Wayne. You've got it. OK.
40:31Oh, fucking hell. I don't like this, Romesh.
40:33Keep it still, Romesh.
40:38Go on, Wayne. Well done, mate.
40:39Go on, Wayne.
40:40That's right.
40:42OK, question number one.
40:44Which team did Wayne Rooney score a hat-trick against on his Manchester United debut?
40:48Fedderbatchee.
40:49It's correct.
40:50Oh, fucking hell.
40:52Ah, fuck.
40:54I'm mad.
40:55Oh.
40:56Yeah.
40:57Oh.
40:58You're fucking pushing me out, you tit.
41:00Fucking hell.
41:01Wait.
41:02Come on, Jimmy.
41:06You all right?
41:07Yeah? Why don't you fucking do it?
41:10Get out.
41:11Where's the jewel gone?
41:16Go on, Joey.
41:20OK, question number two.
41:22How many Premier League titles did Wayne Rooney win with Manchester United?
41:25Five.
41:26Yeah, it's correct.
41:27On you go.
41:29Jay, will you get back in?
41:31I've got a gear stick at me arse.
41:34Wayne, is the back wheel on your side next?
41:36Well done, Wayne.
41:37Wayne.
41:38Oh, yes, Wayne.
41:39Oh, yes, Wayne.
41:41Look at this.
41:42Oh.
41:44Oh, whoa!
41:45Whoa!
41:47No!
41:48I really can see why I wasn't asked to do this game.
41:51Well done, Wazza.
41:55Well done, Wazza.
42:01Question three.
42:02Which tournament did Rory McIlroy win in 2025 in order to complete the Korea Grand Slam?
42:07The Masters.
42:08The Masters.
42:08Is correct.
42:09On you go.
42:11Go on, Jamie.
42:12Go on, Jamie.
42:15Got me ankle stuck.
42:18And we're looking in the sketches, though.
42:21Could be the latest ad.
42:24Go on, Jamie.
42:25Go on, Jamie.
42:26Why's that?
42:27I'm in trouble here.
42:28You know that.
42:28Go on, you okay?
42:29Go on, I've got you.
42:30Why's that?
42:31Hold me.
42:31Well, I've got you.
42:32He's got a fucking...
42:33He's got a fucking harness on.
42:38Yes, Jamie.
42:40Oh, please come off.
42:43Push it in.
42:44Push it in further.
42:46Come on, baby.
42:47Yes!
42:48Yes!
42:49Yes!
42:50Well done, Wayne.
42:51Well done, Jamie.
42:55Yes!
42:56And I can reveal that the fastest team was the red team.
43:03Yeah!
43:04Which means tonight's winners are the red team.
43:07Thank you very well done.
43:12So, thanks to Jamie, Wayne and Maya, to Jill, Michael and Alex.
43:15Thank you and good night.
43:17Good night!
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