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00:00We are back for series 20 of a league of their own, and we've got even more great guests.
00:11Epic challenges, and some ridiculous games.
00:17I'm feeling good.
00:22We're back for series 20, and it's going to be a knockout.
00:26Let's go, come on!
00:30Hello, I'm Omishanga Nathan. Welcome to a brand new series of a league of their own.
00:51Let's meet the teams.
00:52In the blue corner, joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards is a Love Island host who we've
00:56pulled for a chat, and I just hope I don't give her the ick.
00:58It's Maya Jamal!
01:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:01ALONGSIDE JAMIE IS AN ARSENAL FAN, SO PROBABLY START WELL THEN FIZZLE AWAY TO NOTHING.
01:08It's Alex Brookha!
01:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:11And completing the line-up, tonight's very special guest, a global superstar of one of the country's
01:20greatest ever footballers. It's the one and only, Wayne Rooney!
01:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:31Why don't we remind ourselves of the moment you introduced yourself to the world?
01:44Wayne Rooney, oh, he went for it, oh! His first goal in the Premiership! What a special goal, Wayne Rooney!
01:57His confidence knows no bounce! Wow!
01:58Mies, Mies, now that is how you burst on the scene!
02:18LAUGHTER
02:19Er, Wayne, how old are you then? I was 16 then. So you're 16, you were doing that at 16. At
02:2416, I was preparing for another 10 years of being a virgin. So it's very, very different
02:29vibes. Well listen, we're all buzzing to have you on, but there's one member of the panel who
02:33is particularly excited, Wayne, and that is Jill Scott. You're very excited, aren't you, Jill?
02:38Yeah, I think...
02:39No, but you're, like, really excited.
02:41I think anybody who loves football, honestly, loves Wayne.
02:45Yeah, but you...
02:47You really love Wayne. Er, have a look at this first tweet from Jill.
02:52I know everybody disagrees, but I still have a soft spot for ruling.
02:56LAUGHTER
02:57What's nice there is saying, I know everybody disagrees.
03:00That's the real treat in that tweet.
03:03Oh, my goodness.
03:04What's going on there, Jill?
03:05Oh, my goodness.
03:06It's amazing. I'm just going to pause for a second because my cousin who does the IT on
03:10this show is fucked up.
03:11LAUGHTER
03:13There's another one.
03:14What?
03:15Rooney-looking...
03:16Oh.
03:17Rakesh!
03:18LAUGHTER
03:19LAUGHTER
03:20I told Mum that you'd fuck us up.
03:24LAUGHTER
03:25LAUGHTER
03:27OK, let's have a look at the next tweet.
03:30What?
03:31No, not again.
03:32Oh, my God.
03:33Rooney-looking-hot, loving his new hair.
03:35LAUGHTER
03:36Hashtag soft spot.
03:37LAUGHTER
03:38Oh, my God.
03:40I am actually mortified.
03:42Jill, there's another tweet, actually.
03:44I'd love you to read it.
03:45Oh, my God.
03:46No, I'd love you to read it because I'm not sure the toad in which to read it.
03:49Let's have a look at this next tweet from you.
03:51Oh, my God.
03:52Could you just...
03:53LAUGHTER
03:54Could you just read the app?
03:56Could you just read that?
03:58This is mortifying.
03:59Could you read that out for us?
04:00Er...
04:01Rooney-looking-hot.
04:02Mmm.
04:03LAUGHTER
04:05Wayne, how does that feel, to be objectified like that?
04:07I'm not too sure, actually.
04:09I've known Jill a long time as well, so...
04:12Has she ever looked to you and gone, mmm?
04:15LAUGHTER
04:17I think she has, actually, yeah, so...
04:19LAUGHTER
04:20Jill, my question for you is, are you OK to continue
04:23every time you look at Wayne, are you going to do this?
04:25Oh, my God!
04:28Why are you coming for me?
04:30I'm not coming for you, you're coming for Wayne and you're coming hard.
04:34LAUGHTER
04:35Absolutely disgusting.
04:36Wayne, I'm so sorry.
04:37I'm disappointed though, Jill.
04:38Why?
04:39This tweet, you've had tweets of Jamie in the last series.
04:42Last year.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Wayne, nothing of me.
04:46LAUGHTER
04:47Don't you like people of colour?
04:48LAUGHTER
04:49LAUGHTER
04:50No, I tweeted about Jamie.
04:53LAUGHTER
04:54He's got more colour than you.
04:56LAUGHTER
04:58APPLAUSE
05:00Oh, I'm mortified.
05:03I'm absolutely mortified.
05:05OK, let's crack on with round one.
05:08Red team, have a look at this.
05:10This is too much fun.
05:11It's very..
05:12Not quite long.
05:13Captioned by StreamCaptions.
05:14There are so many sides.
05:15I'm not watching this.
05:16We'll see you again.
05:17It's very nice.
05:19You can get a look at the colour for new colours too.
05:24You can get a look at the colour for new colours.
05:27I'm not working.
05:28We'll see you again.
05:29I'm not working.
05:30You can get one.
05:31I'm not working.
05:32I'm not working.
05:33You can get one.
05:34I'm not working as well.
05:35I'm not working.
05:36So there you saw Rory McIlroy, Colt Harmer and Luke Littler.
05:47But what I want to know is how they celebrated big wins.
05:50Who bagged themselves a 24-carat gold iPhone?
05:53Who stuffed their trophy down their pants?
05:55And who sung Don't Stop Believing at Rocky Oki?
05:58Wayne, this question's all about winners.
06:00You won countless trophies in your career.
06:03What was the biggest you went celebrating a win?
06:05There was a few, really, but I always remember my first trophy we won was the League Cup.
06:09I was in Cardiff, so I'm thinking, we're going to get the plane home, be straight out, you know, and partying, really.
06:15And we flew home, landed, all the players, everyone just went home.
06:19So I ended up back in the house with a Chinese takeaway.
06:22What's going on here?
06:25But then we had a few more where I remember we won the Premier League title 19th time, which overtook Liverpool.
06:32And I shaved the 19th into my chest.
06:35We've actually got a photo of you with the 19th.
06:39LAUGHTER
06:40Who did that? It's quite neat, isn't it?
06:43Good skills.
06:44Yeah, I thought it myself, yeah.
06:45Oh, right.
06:46What do you think, Jill?
06:47Mmm.
06:48LAUGHTER
06:49I did that when I played as well.
07:00Oh, my God.
07:00LAUGHTER
07:01Uh, Jamie, how did you celebrate your momentous 1995 League Cup win final against Bolton?
07:07LAUGHTER
07:09Uh, I actually slept with a trophy.
07:11Oh, lucky trophy.
07:13I'm a single.
07:15I'm going to properly give it to you.
07:18LAUGHTER
07:19Uh, no, but you were also club captain when Liverpool beat Arsenal in the FA Cup final.
07:24Yeah, yeah.
07:25This is you celebrating.
07:27There you go.
07:28Less toolkit wanker and more telesales wanker.
07:31LAUGHTER
07:32Uh, now, it looks like a great photo, doesn't it?
07:35It is a great photo.
07:36And if you zoom out, that is Prince Andrew checking your answer.
07:40LAUGHTER
07:40LAUGHTER
07:41You, uh, you were one of two men that never broke a sweat that day.
07:50LAUGHTER
07:51Wow.
07:52I don't remember that.
07:53You don't...
07:54Oh, my God.
07:55That is so...
07:57Do you not take a bit of a back seat, though, when, like, you haven't played?
08:02No, clearly not.
08:04What do you think I've got a full kit wanker?
08:06John Terry style?
08:07No, it just looks all about you, doesn't it?
08:10Like, not the ones I actually played.
08:12Yeah, I know what you're saying.
08:13Michael Owen had scored two goals and he's at the back.
08:16Two of the best, yeah.
08:17LAUGHTER
08:17Uh, now, Wayne, speaking of celebrations,
08:21did you ever bump into Meeks on one of his big nights out of Manchester back in the day?
08:25No, I've spoke about this before, but I was in the Chinese restaurant.
08:29Again, I don't... I eat all the food that...
08:31LAUGHTER
08:33Wayne, you like what you like, do you know what I mean?
08:35Yeah, but, yeah, so I was there with my family, it was really quiet,
08:38and then Meeks comes in, 20, 30 of them.
08:42There wasn't 20 or 30?
08:43There was, mate, there was.
08:44You're making this up!
08:45It's a quiet, it's a nice restaurant.
08:46There was, like, two or three of us.
08:47Like a classy restaurant, then Meeks...
08:48The captain on backwards, ended up walking in.
08:50Disruptive, I'll get it.
08:51I was like, what's going on here?
08:52Disruptive.
08:53I was like, what's going on?
08:55So he was celebrating his 50th Premier League appearance.
08:58That's absolute bullshit!
09:00That's nonsense!
09:02It wasn't!
09:04I promise you, Rob!
09:05It wasn't. It was his 25th.
09:07LAUGHTER
09:09Come on, you're putting a little bit of spice on there, aren't you?
09:12No, I'm not me, I'm not.
09:13I think 25 then will film the bench as well.
09:14LAUGHTER
09:16APPLAUSE
09:19APPLAUSE
09:21APPLAUSE
09:23So, could Cole Palmer be our Rocky Oki King?
09:26If anyone's unclear to what Rocky Oki is, it's karaoke but you're backed by a live band.
09:31Maya, what's your go-to karaoke?
09:33My go-to karaoke is Arctic Monkeys, When the Sun Goes Down.
09:37Anything manly and low, really.
09:39Anything manly and low?
09:40Yeah.
09:41LAUGHTER
09:42Alex, what's your go-to karaoke song?
09:44It's always the same.
09:46It's either I Want It That Way or Warren G and Nate Dog, Regulate.
09:49Regulate?
09:50I've got to be honest with you, Brooker, you doing Regulate might be the worst thing that
09:54I've ever heard happen to rap, and I'm including that, they're shooting a two-pack.
09:57LAUGHTER
10:00Now, Palmer is the latest English player to be compared to you, Wayne,
10:04and he said they used to pretend to be you in his garden.
10:06Do you see any of your game in him?
10:08Not really, erm...
10:10LAUGHTER
10:12I don't, I think he's an unbelievable player, I love watching him.
10:21I love just how, as a celebration, how cold he is and, like, he just doesn't look bothered.
10:26No.
10:27He's very chill.
10:28And then I think that adds to it as brilliant.
10:30Yeah, I mean, he used to pretend to be you in his garden.
10:32Jill actually makes her partner pretend to be you in the garden.
10:34LAUGHTER
10:35And the bedroom, and a couple of times in the shower.
10:39LAUGHTER
10:41Now, you mentioned Cole Palmer's celebration.
10:43This is actually my favourite celebration of yours, and my favourite goal of yours.
10:47Let's have a look.
10:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:50RENEEE!
10:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:54It defies description.
10:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:58How about sensational?
10:59How about superb?
11:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:03NEVER WILL HE STRIKE A BETTER BALL AND SCORE A BETTER GOAL THAN THIS.
11:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:10Now, erm...
11:11APPLAUSE
11:12You, er...
11:13You seem to have a lot of space there.
11:16I just want to know what useless piece of shit was supposed to be marking you.
11:18Let's have a look.
11:19LAUGHTER
11:20LAUGHTER
11:22Look who it is.
11:24The thing is, though, he fucking...
11:26LAUGHTER
11:27There ain't no thing, mate.
11:28You shinned that, didn't you?
11:30It comes off your shin!
11:31LAUGHTER
11:33Listen, it's harder to do it off your shin, don't you?
11:35Yeah, but can I also ask you a question, Makes?
11:37What the fuck were you trying to head?
11:38LAUGHTER
11:40Makes...
11:41You see that?
11:42What...what...what you thinking right there?
11:44I'm thinking...
11:45I've got it!
11:46I've got it!
11:47LAUGHTER
11:49I definitely haven't got it!
11:51LAUGHTER
11:52Oh, for fuck's sake!
11:54LAUGHTER
11:55The fact that he scores with his shin
11:57shows how shit yous were, really, to be fair.
12:00Yeah.
12:01What was Makes like to play against?
12:03No, he was tough.
12:04He was tough to play.
12:04Obviously, he was always big and quick and powerful.
12:08He had a long throat.
12:10Erm...
12:11LAUGHTER
12:13HE HAD A LONG THROAT!
12:16APPLAUSE
12:18So, er, what about Rory McIlroy?
12:20He's a friend of yours, isn't he, Wayne?
12:22Erm, no, I've met Rory quite a lot, yeah.
12:24Erm...
12:26I don't know if you're aware, Jay's also good mates with Rory,
12:30in the same way that Stan is with Eminem.
12:32LAUGHTER
12:33Dear Rory, it's been three weeks since I've congratulated you
12:36on winning the Masters, maybe you could try and reply faster.
12:39LAUGHTER
12:40Er, no...
12:41It's actually true, I did text him when he won it,
12:43he hasn't replied yet.
12:44What did you text him?
12:45Well done, mate, I'm really proud of you.
12:47You're really proud of him? Why are you proud of him?
12:49Well, I am, cos he won it.
12:50Yeah, but what's that got to do with you?
12:52LAUGHTER
12:53Did you turn up in a shirt and tie and pick up the trophy?
12:55LAUGHTER
13:02Now, I'm sure you've been invited to play golf
13:04with loads of people over the years, Wayne.
13:06Who's been the weirdest?
13:08Erm...
13:10It was Donald Trump when...
13:12What?
13:13Donald Trump?
13:14Yeah, no, so when he was president the first time,
13:16I went to play golf, my friend was all from Manchester.
13:19We went to play golf at his course and...
13:21And when we got there, there was sniffer dogs,
13:23there was security everywhere.
13:25And he said, erm...
13:26The president's coming and he's playing with you.
13:28So, we're playing, there's snipers everywhere,
13:30there's all kinds...
13:31It was...
13:32It was surreal, yeah, so...
13:34How did you play?
13:35All right, it's actually...
13:37Erm...
13:38That's your takeaway from that story.
13:40He...
13:41He...
13:42He played golf with Donald Trump,
13:44Yeah.
13:45And your interviewer question is,
13:46How did you play?
13:47That's what everybody's thinking.
13:50There was...
13:51There was...
13:52Erm...
13:53There was...
13:54There was, like, three big escalades there.
13:56And one of them had this, like, box on the back.
13:58So I said to them, what's...
14:00What's that for?
14:01He said, if there's a nuclear attack,
14:03he gets put in that airlifted out.
14:05So I was like, what happens to us?
14:06He's like, what happens to us?
14:07He's like, yous are fucked.
14:09Oh, my God!
14:13Er, okay, Red Team, I need an answer from you.
14:15Who's celebrated by singing
14:16Don't Stop Believin' on Rocky Oki?
14:18Who bought a 24-karat gold phone
14:19and who put their trophy down their pants?
14:21Phone...
14:22Phone's got a big permit.
14:23Yeah?
14:24I reckon Roy was...
14:25Yeah, Luke's not gonna...
14:26Luke Littler was...
14:27Do you think so?
14:29Okay, er, let's see if you're right.
14:31I can tell you that Rory McIlroy sang
14:32Don't Stop Believin',
14:33Luke Littler bought the phone
14:35and Cole Palmer stuffed the trophy down his pants.
14:37So, Red Team, you scored one point.
14:46Er, now, Rory McIlroy was our Rocky Oki singer
14:49and, inspired by his celebration,
14:51we're gonna give it a go.
14:52Please welcome Rocky Oki!
14:54Woo!
14:55Okay, so I'm gonna give a bonus point
14:57to anyone who's brave enough to give it a go.
14:59Blue Team, who fancies it?
15:00Ooh, it's a tough one.
15:02Maya, you go.
15:03Me, I'll have a go.
15:04I'll have a go.
15:05Yeah? Yeah.
15:06Okay.
15:07Give it up for Maya Jammer, everybody!
15:12Go on, Maya!
15:15Go on, Maya!
15:16Says he's a scumbag, don't you know?!
15:25Memory am here!
15:33Oh, you're trying not to listen
15:37About your eyes and staring at the ground
15:40It makes a subtle proposition
15:42I'm problem, all my life can turn you down
15:46Oh, we must be on to summer
15:48What are the chances of short is more than likely
15:51I've got a feeling in my stomach
15:54I start to wonder what the story might be
15:57What the story might be
15:59Days, days, days, days when the sun goes down
16:02Rana, rana, rana, rana, rana, rana
16:05And you say you check the sun goes out around here
16:10Around here
16:17Give it up for Maya Dama and Rocky Oki!
16:26See you after the break.
16:32Welcome back to the League of the Road.
16:44This question is for you, blue team. Have a look at this.
16:47Cristiano Ronaldo.
16:49It is kingdom.
16:51Ronaldo!
16:53We are in the presence of goal scoring greatness.
16:57Eletoone is trying to take another one.
17:08She's got it.
17:09Huge moment for Manchester United.
17:14So there you saw Cristiano Ronaldo, Eletoone and Ruben Amarin.
17:17They're all united through and through.
17:18But what I want to know is who does double chin workouts?
17:21Who had to buy computers for everyone after breaking team rules?
17:24And who gives motivational speeches at old people's homes?
17:28Jill, you do a bit of motivational speaking.
17:30What do you need to be good at?
17:32Erm, like motivating.
17:34Really?
17:36Building up the energy. You do it well. You do a good job.
17:41Yeah, no, I do like it. I think like you've got to have like empathy when telling your story.
17:46Be fearless as well because it is like quite a big crowd.
17:49Good eye contact.
17:51Projection of the voice.
17:53Yeah.
17:54What are you doing?
17:55No, because we can feel where this is going.
17:57I don't say anything.
17:58No, I was actually being serious.
17:59Like you do need to have good eye contact.
18:01Is that why you don't do it?
18:03No, I don't do it because I get enough regular work.
18:06Now, Jay, do you think you'd be an inspiring speaker at a retirement home?
18:19What do you mean by that?
18:20No.
18:21Like why me, retirement home?
18:22No, because this person does inspiring motivational speeches at retirement home.
18:26I just wonder if you think you'd be good at it.
18:27Oh, I thought you were just alluding to my age and stuff.
18:29No, not at all.
18:30Well, it's like, you know, season 20 now and it's still the same old stuff
18:33and it's been a lot going on, you know, leather man, Botox boy,
18:37you know, injured all the time.
18:38I just thought we should be nice to each other now, Ron.
18:40Yeah?
18:41I don't call you, like, Willy Wanker-eye or something, do I?
18:44Willy Wanker-eye?
18:46I meant to say Willy Wanker-eye.
18:47I don't call you Willy Wanker-eye.
18:52I meant to say Willy Wanker-eye.
18:56I don't call you Willy Wanker-eye.
18:59Do you know what was so good about it?
19:03Is he was so excited to deliver it.
19:05I'm going to get him.
19:06I'm going to get him.
19:07Just wait.
19:08You bloody, you bloody Willy Wanker-eye.
19:10Oh, fuck.
19:12Shit.
19:17Now, Mix, you've played against the last truly great United side.
19:20How much have you enjoyed watching them become Bang Average?
19:23Well, they're not really Bang Average, are they?
19:25They're still shit.
19:27Yeah.
19:29Well, it's about who's at the helm, who's the boss, isn't it?
19:32It's like Weakest Link under Anne Robertson.
19:35It was unbelievable.
19:36Mm.
19:46Now, Wayne, obviously your first love is Everton,
19:48but we can't talk about them too much,
19:49because we've got viewing figures to think about.
19:51But how hard...
19:53How hard has it been to watch United over the last few years?
19:59Yeah, even with your eyes it'd be difficult.
20:01Oh!
20:03Oh!
20:05Wow!
20:09Wow.
20:10Wow.
20:11Thanks for joining, everybody.
20:12We're out of here.
20:13Not beating that.
20:14Absolutely pulled my pants down there.
20:19So what about Wayne's old teammate Cristiano Ronaldo?
20:21What was he really like, Wayne?
20:23Yeah, Cristiano's a great lad.
20:26Lots of good memories with him.
20:29I used to take him to the hotel the night before a game, actually.
20:34And it was when he was a little bit thinner.
20:36He had to build his muscle up, basically.
20:38Right.
20:39So we'd drop off at McDonald's.
20:40He'd get, like, a couple of burgers or something.
20:42Yeah.
20:43Because there's always that thing that he didn't eat any rubbish.
20:44Honestly.
20:45So I'm driving the car.
20:46He's sat in the passenger seat eating burgers,
20:47and I'm sat there thinking...
20:49You're dribbling.
20:50I would absolutely love for one of them.
20:52I had to watch me wait, and he had to put weight on.
20:54So...
20:55But no, we had great memories and won lots together,
20:57and obviously what he's gone on to achieve is incredible.
21:00And now, Ronaldo's obviously done a million different adverts,
21:02but, Wayne, you actually did my favourite one ever.
21:06It's for an X-Men film from 2016.
21:08Obviously, Wayne is one of the greatest footballers
21:10this country's ever produced,
21:12but to know that he's almost equally as good at acting,
21:15this is quite remarkable.
21:17Have a look at this.
21:18Finally, we need someone with intensity and incredible focus.
21:22We have got it. Psychops.
21:24Actually, Hank, I'm thinking of a different mutant.
21:28Hello, old friend.
21:29Hello, Charles.
21:30Wayne Rooney?
21:31Wayne, we need you on the battlefield again.
21:33Anything for the team.
21:34It's going to take everything you've got to defeat Apocalypse.
21:37Apocalypse?
21:38I'll explain when we get there.
21:39Hank, prepare the X-Jet.
21:41We're going to Manchester.
21:42Everything they've built will fall!
21:47They've built will fall!
21:52Bloody hell.
21:54LAUGHTER
21:56APPLAUSE
21:58Bloody hell?
22:00LAUGHTER
22:05A pop of hoop?
22:07LAUGHTER
22:08Oh, bloody hell.
22:09LAUGHTER
22:10Jill, what did you think watching that advert?
22:15Did it give you the ick, or were you like...?
22:17Aw!
22:20I love it!
22:21LAUGHTER
22:23Yeah, I want a copy after.
22:26Mix, we've seen you acting like a melt in several adverts over the year.
22:29Do you fancy yourself...
22:31Why do you start the question like that?
22:33Sorry.
22:34Mix, you're obviously a brilliant actor.
22:35We've seen you in several adverts and you've smashed every one of them.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Do you fancy yourself as an actor?
22:40Er...
22:41Not...
22:42Maybe.
22:43I met Tom Cruise, didn't I?
22:44Did you?
22:45Yeah.
22:46LAUGHTER
22:47This audience are a bit...
22:49They're a bit off-key, man.
22:50Yeah.
22:52He was talking about the new Mission Impossible.
22:55What was that for you?
22:56Trying to get Zabaletta out of the team?
22:58LAUGHTER
23:04That is stunning.
23:07Anyway, carry on.
23:08No, it was just about Rooney getting another managerial job.
23:12I just sparked my gag now.
23:13What a...
23:14What a tosser.
23:16Well, maybe you don't go, Anne Robinson.
23:18LAUGHTER
23:19Just like that, Romeo.
23:26Just like that.
23:28LAUGHTER
23:29No, no, I love you.
23:30Er, now, Ronaldo bought long-time partner Georgina an engagement ring,
23:34reportedly worth £3.7 million.
23:38Er, now, Wayne, I've heard you're fond of romantic gestures with Colleen too,
23:42is that right?
23:43Erm...
23:44I have been.
23:45Mm.
23:46Cool.
23:47Please do not elaborate.
23:49That's all.
23:50OK, so I was going...
23:51OK, I was going to a Chinese restaurant.
23:53LAUGHTER
23:56APPLAUSE
23:58LAUGHTER
24:00LAUGHTER
24:02It was, I was going...
24:04And then, the closer I was getting...
24:06I was going to propose in the restaurant,
24:07and then the closer I was getting there,
24:09I was thinking, I can't do it in the restaurant.
24:11So I pulled over and up in the petrol station.
24:14Erm...
24:15LAUGHTER
24:16Got the ring off, asked her to marry me on the...
24:20on the courtyard.
24:22She said, yeah.
24:23And then we drove home and watched EastEnders
24:25with a glass of champagne and combi fash.
24:27LAUGHTER
24:28I love that.
24:29That is so lovely.
24:30I love that.
24:31That's so cute.
24:32That is actually lovely.
24:33That is lovely.
24:34That is lovely.
24:35Er, OK, blue team, I need an answer from you.
24:37Who does double chin workouts?
24:39Who gave motivational speeches at old people's homes,
24:41and who had to buy everyone a PC after breaking team rules?
24:45Wouldn't she do double chin workouts?
24:46He definitely knows,
24:47cos he's got a beard, it covers it anyway.
24:49Do you reckon?
24:50Or he just gets a chin like it.
24:51You must know what Toonie does.
24:52Well, I don't ask if she does double chin workouts.
24:55No, I think he bought everyone a computer,
24:57and I think he does motivational speeches.
24:59OK.
25:00Guys, can I ask... Can you do me a favour?
25:01It's a bit longer.
25:02LAUGHTER
25:03That's what your wife said.
25:04LAUGHTER
25:09OK.
25:10No, it was a good one.
25:11It was good.
25:12OK.
25:13Let's see if you're right.
25:14I can tell you that Ella Toon does double chin workouts.
25:16See?
25:17Ruben Amerim gave motivational speeches at old people's homes,
25:19and it's Cristiano Ronaldo who bought PCs for everyone
25:21after breaking team rules.
25:23Well done, Blue Team, you scored three points.
25:25See you after the break.
25:27APPLAUSE
25:42Welcome back to the League of the Roam.
25:43This next round is all about a global icon.
25:46.
25:51.
25:52.
25:53.
25:56.
25:57.
25:58Wayne Rooney.
25:59.
26:00.
26:02.
26:03.
26:07.
26:09.
26:10.
26:11.
26:13.
26:14.
26:15You've got love, you've got love, you've got love, you've got love.
26:45Wayne, there is so much to talk to you about playing for your boyhood club at 16, winning countless titles for Man United, captaining England.
27:00But actually, this is the main reason I want you to do on the show, Wayne, to get this sorted out. Have a look at this.
27:08Oh, that's a penalty. That's a penalty.
27:10Wayne Rooney gets the penalty for Manchester United.
27:14Rooney's piece of exquisite skill and the leg is up.
27:18Oh, there's minimal contact at that angle.
27:23That is embarrassing.
27:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:26That's not embarrassing.
27:27I think what we should do is, because now that you are a pundit, Wayne, if you were a pundit doing that game, what would you say?
27:34I'd say it's a penalty.
27:35We can be honest here.
27:44You died for that penalty, didn't you?
27:46I'm sorry, can we say it one more time?
27:49Yeah, let's have another, let's have another look.
27:50This is ridiculous.
27:51Where's the contact?
27:52Look, there.
27:53Come on!
27:53Oh, my God.
27:55Wayne Rooney.
27:57Embarrassment.
27:58Hold on.
27:59Back, back, back, back.
28:00There, that's it.
28:01There you go, look.
28:02The toe on my shin, look.
28:03Where?
28:03There.
28:04Right there, look.
28:04Yeah, but then look at you.
28:05Right there.
28:06Look at you.
28:07I've still got a scar on my shin off it.
28:09It was actually my 19-30, that game, and as I've gone to take Saul Campbell on, he's left
28:23a leg out, so I've naturally said, oh, thank you, let's let him kick me, and then let's
28:29out.
28:30Did he touch you?
28:31He kicked you?
28:32Yeah, he touched my shin.
28:33He didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't touch you.
28:35After that, for about six to nine months, we'd meet up with England, Saul Campbell wouldn't
28:41speak away to me.
28:42Really?
28:43That's a result.
28:44Really?
28:45Can I just say, that was definitely apparently Wayne.
28:47Oh, shut up!
28:48That's definitely, definitely Wayne.
28:52Definitely.
28:53Well was it, isn't it?
28:55Now, Jamie, you actually lined up against Wayne in his Premier League debut, didn't you?
28:59Did.
29:00Let's have a look at some of Wayne's highlights from that game.
29:03His debut is already skinning Defenders, check this out.
29:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
29:40I'd say so it'd be different now because all I do is just slip it in
29:54I remember playing against Wayne I just remember I'd heard so much about you as a young player
30:0113 14 years of age in the Liverpool area one was talking about him and then playing I remember
30:07standing in the tunnel like it was yesterday I remember looking and going good luck today mate
30:11and straight away as soon as your first touch come in she was like what a good player well
30:15player I actually talked to you during the game yeah I remember him talking to me all the time
30:19and I was like what do you want he was obviously played for Liverpool so I didn't like him anyway
30:33just leave me alone I'm 16 I was just being nice you know what I mean I just said oh great touch
30:42what a player you are you're fantastic I mean it sounds like I was grooming you but
30:46it was genuinely though I just you knew straight away the way he touched the ball was just totally
30:53different and yeah it was a joy to play against you still thirsty now whilst we have one of the
30:57most talented footballers of all time on the show we thought it's time to test his flair this is disco balls
31:04okay we're going to be testing everyone's touch and flair all everyone will have to do
31:17is control a ball and score without it hitting the ground simple enough but the balls are going to be
31:22flying out of this machine at 60 miles per hour and there's five game-changing points for the goal
31:27with the most flair Wayne how's your touch these days okay still you're up first Jill Jill Scott
31:36is it fast well 60 miles per hour okay ready yeah oh
31:52come on brooker do I get like a little do I get a little taster yeah I'll give you a little taster oh
32:11fucking hell yeah are you under the impression I have any control over this machine at all I don't know what to say to you okay ready
32:26okay so means you've got a bit of a back injury yeah you don't want to do this okay so in that case
32:56Jesus Christ Mark I did it with one leg
32:58let's do this come on
33:06yes me okay you ready mix
33:15let's go again
33:22please don't let Michael Richards kill me today
33:44come on Mike
33:46I want your overhead kick
33:47come on Mike
33:48I want your overhead kick
33:51come on Mike
33:52that was unbelievable
34:06Mr. Michael here's your jacket for you thank you so much for coming
34:10hey shall we see if the genius himself can show us I start Wayne you up for this yep yeah
34:22give us some special people I thought you ready
34:29Oh
34:59That was brilliant
35:01That was brilliant
35:11Big up Wayne Rooney, you have the best time
35:13Five points for you
35:15See you after the break
35:29This is Flight Pit Stop
35:42Two players from each team must remove all four wheels from the car
35:45However, they're going to be doing it eight metres up in the air
35:48After each wheel has been removed, they'll have to answer a question
35:52There's one point for every correct answer
35:54And a game-changing three bonus points awarded to the fastest team
35:57Blue team, you're answering questions first
35:59Please give it up for Jill and Maya
36:05Hi Maya, fancy your drive?
36:07Hello
36:11Someone's nicked the radio
36:13It wasn't me
36:15Jill, Maya, good luck to you
36:17Let's raise the car
36:23We have to climb out here, you know
36:25Do you know we have to climb out here?
36:29How are we holding these other things up?
36:33You guys feeling okay?
36:34No
36:35Not really
36:36Okay, well we need to move on
36:37So
36:39Good luck to you
36:40Your time starts now
36:42Oh my god
36:43Oh my god
36:44My, uh, it's the front
36:45My, uh, my, my, my alcohol
36:46No
36:47Oh my god
36:48Oh my god
36:49Oh my god
36:50My, uh, it's the front
36:51My, uh, my alcohol
36:52No
36:53Oh my god
36:54Front left wheel
36:55Front left wheel
36:56Front left wheel
36:57Alright, pass me the tool
36:58No, just give me the tool
36:59Ahhhh
37:00You dirty bitch
37:02You dirty bitch
37:05You dirty bitch
37:09Okay
37:13There we go
37:14Oh my god
37:15That is horrible
37:17Have you got it?
37:18Yeah
37:21Okay
37:22First question blue team
37:24Which American club did Wayne Rooney play for from 2018 to 2019?
37:28Oh my god
37:29It's correct
37:30Yeah, DC
37:31On you go
37:32Right, right
37:33My, uh, Annie is going out
37:34Okay, where do I go from here?
37:35Come back in
37:36Fuck
37:37Mia
37:39Oh my god
37:40I'm falling forward now
37:43Oh my god
37:44No, Jill
37:45Get the fuck back in
37:48Go on, Jill
37:50I'm going hit her
37:51Oh my god
37:52Push
37:53Push
38:03Hey, question number two
38:05How old was Wayne Rooney when he scored his first Premier League goal for Everton?
38:1016
38:11It's correct
38:12On you go
38:13Oh my god
38:14Okay, you get in and I'll get in after
38:15So, Maya, you're the back wheel on your side next
38:17But thanks god
38:18I think it's gone up.
38:19Are you okay?
38:20It's in between family.
38:21So what is happening?
38:22Are you getting done by a drill door?
38:25I swear you can't!
38:27I swear you can't!
38:29Go on, Ma!
38:34Yes!
38:35Well done.
38:36Go on, Ma, you got this!
38:37Go on, Ma!
38:38What is it attached to it?
38:42Okay, question number three blue team.
38:44How many times has Cristiano Ronaldo won the Ballon d'Or?
38:47Five or six.
38:48It is five.
38:49I'll give you that.
38:50Okay, here you go.
38:51Ooh, stop.
38:52Jill, one more wheel to go.
38:54When I pictured me and you in a car with a tool, it wasn't like this.
38:58Oh, my God, Jill!
39:00Ricky asked Jill.
39:02Yep, that's what you do.
39:03Fucking hell.
39:08Shit!
39:10Why is it?
39:11My leg!
39:12Shit!
39:13My leg!
39:14Oh, my God!
39:15No!
39:16What the hell!
39:18This is some kind of jewel.
39:20Come on, Jill!
39:21All right!
39:22The car needs to go down a bit harder.
39:25Can we have a little twist?
39:26Oh!
39:27Oh, no!
39:28Well done, Jill!
39:29Well done, Maya!
39:30Come on down!
39:31Yay!
39:32Yay!
39:33Yay!
39:34Yay!
39:35Yay!
39:36Yay!
39:37Yay!
39:38Yay!
39:39Yay!
39:40Yay!
39:41Yay!
39:42Yay!
39:43Yay!
39:44Yay!
39:45Yay!
39:46Yay!
39:47Yay!
39:48Yay!
39:49Yay!
39:50Yay!
39:51Yay!
39:52Yay!
39:53Yay!
39:54Yay!
39:55Yay!
39:56Yay!
39:57Yay!
39:58Yay!
39:59Yay!
40:00Yay!
40:01Yay!
40:02Yay!
40:03Yay!
40:04Yay!
40:05Yay!
40:06Yay!
40:07Yay!
40:08Yay!
40:09Yay!
40:10Okay, Jamie, Wayne, good luck. Your time starts now.
40:15Yes, well done.
40:17Go ahead, lad.
40:19Good start. Yes, Wayne, behind jump.
40:21Oh, well done, Wayne, you got it. Okay.
40:26Oh, fucking hell. I don't like this, Romesh. Keep it still, Romesh.
40:32Go on, Wayne. Well done, mate.
40:34Go on, Wayne.
40:35Yes, all right.
40:37Okay, question number one.
40:38Which team did Wayne Rooney score a hat-trick against on his Manchester United debut?
40:43Fenerbahce.
40:43It's correct.
40:45Oh, fucking hell.
40:47Oh, fuck.
40:50Oh.
40:52Oh, shh.
40:53You fucking pushing me out, you tit.
40:55Fucking hell. Wait.
40:57Go on, Jamie.
41:01You all right? Yeah? Why don't you fucking do it?
41:05Fucking hell.
41:05How did you go?
41:08Go on, Jamie.
41:11Woo!
41:13Woo!
41:13Woo!
41:14Oh, okay.
41:15Question number two.
41:17How many Premier League titles did Wayne Rooney win with Manchester United?
41:21Five.
41:21Yeah, it's correct. On you go.
41:24Jamie, you get back in.
41:26I've got a gear stick up my arse.
41:28Wayne.
41:29Wayne, is the back wheel on your side next?
41:32Well done, Wayne.
41:32Oh, yes, Wayne.
41:36Look at this.
41:37Oh.
41:38Oh, whoa!
41:40Whoa!
41:41No!
41:43I really can't see why I wasn't asked to do this game.
41:50Well done, Wazzup.
41:54Well done, Wayne.
41:55Question three.
41:57Which tournament did Maureen McElroy win in 2025 in order to complete the career Grand Slam?
42:02The Masters.
42:03Is correct.
42:04On you go.
42:06Go on, Jamie.
42:07Go on, Jamie.
42:10Got me ankle stuck.
42:13Am I looking in the sketches, though?
42:16Could be the latest ad.
42:19Go on, Jamie.
42:20Go on, Jamie.
42:21Why is that?
42:22I'm in trouble here.
42:23You know that.
42:23Go on, you OK?
42:24Go on, I've got you.
42:25Why is that?
42:26Hold me.
42:27Go on, I've got you.
42:27He's got a fucking...
42:28He's got a fucking hand.
42:30This one.
42:33Yes, dear me.
42:35Oh.
42:36Oh, please, come on.
42:38Push it in.
42:39Push it in further.
42:41Come on, baby.
42:43Yes.
42:43Yes.
42:45Well done, Wayne.
42:46Well done, Jamie.
42:50Yes.
42:50And I can reveal that the fastest team was the red team.
42:59Which means tonight's winners are the red team.
43:02You know what, I think you're right?
43:03Well done.
43:07So, thanks to Jamie, Wayne and Maya, to Jill, Michael and Alex.
43:11Thank you and good night.
43:12Go.
43:17Go.
43:17Go.
43:18Go.
43:21Go.
43:25Go.
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