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00:58Hello?
01:12How dare you make my son cry?
01:14Lakshmi?
01:15You made everyone cry, and you gave your chaperone a heart attack.
01:18What is wrong with you?
01:19First of all, I don't have a chaperone, so stop calling her that.
01:23Second of all, Zosha's going to be fine.
01:25Thank you for asking.
01:26And third of all...
01:27Why do you do such things?
01:29Are you mentally unsound?
01:30Third of all?
01:33I learned something important.
01:35Lakshmi, I think that there might be a way to fix...
01:37You do not ever make my son cry again.
01:40Hey, if Miss Sunshine asks for my phone number again, you tell her to pound sand.
01:52She's going to be all right, isn't she?
02:15She's going to be fine.
02:15Here we go.
02:24Okay.
02:24One more time.
05:27Hello?
05:31Hello?
05:41Hey, where did everybody...
05:51Hey, where did everybody...
05:57This is a recording.
05:58At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
06:02We'll do our best to provide it.
06:03Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol, but after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
06:11We'll do our best to...
06:41Let's go.
07:11Are you fucking kidding me?
07:38Fine.
07:41Good riddance!
07:45Fuck you!
07:46Bye!
08:16Afflicted, afflicted people.
08:46I love you.
09:16I don't know.
09:46To my 12 fellow survivors, greetings. I'm Carol Sturka.
09:57Some of you know me. Some of you have yet to meet.
10:00But if you're still one of us, then this message is for you.
10:09There is a way to undo this situation.
10:13To turn the world back the way it's supposed to be.
10:16How do I know this?
10:21Because earlier today, these afflicted people, these others, they basically told me so themselves.
10:29Because guess what? They can't lie.
10:34Which is yet another thing I've discovered.
10:37This alien virus, or whatever it is, it doesn't allow them to do that.
10:44So, what is this solution exactly?
10:50That they didn't tell me.
10:54But they so resisted telling me that everybody suddenly burst into tears.
11:01Worldwide, apparently.
11:03Which I know upset at least one of you.
11:07And then after that, they completely abandoned the city I live in.
11:13Leaving me here all alone.
11:16Which says to me, I'm on the right track.
11:19Now, I realize some of you think the world might be better off this way.
11:28With all the newfound peace, love, and understanding.
11:32Enjoy that opinion.
11:35Relish it.
11:36Because it may be the last one you ever possess.
11:39And when the day comes that you have peace and love forced upon you, who knows?
11:44Maybe in that last fleeting moment, you might just realize you treasured your individuality.
11:51Please, let's work together.
11:57The 13 of us.
11:58Because it's going to take everything we've got.
12:01But these people need saving.
12:07We owe it to humanity.
12:11Call me anytime, day or night.
12:16Good luck and Godspeed.
12:17Godspeed.
12:21Hello, Carol.
12:39This is a recording.
12:41At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
12:45Yes.
12:45Yes.
12:46We'll do our best to provide it.
12:47Mm-hmm.
12:48Got it.
12:50Got it.
12:50Got it.
12:51But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
12:55Got it.
12:57It's Carol.
12:59I've made a video.
13:00You're not going to like it.
13:02However, I want you to make 12 copies and distribute them to all of the other people like me.
13:08And for those that don't speak English, I want you to subtitle what I say word for word.
13:14I certainly can't force you to do this.
13:16However, you doing it would please me.
13:18And I know you're into that.
13:19And conversely, if you don't do it, I can't be held responsible for the biblically shitty mood in which I will no doubt find myself.
13:32So, I'm going to leave it outside on the curb by a rock.
13:37And I'll stay far, far away.
13:39Because God knows you need your space.
13:40So, I'm going to leave it.
13:57So, I'm going to leave it.
17:01Hey!
17:18Hey!
17:20Get out of here!
17:52Hello, Carol.
17:56Hello, Carol.
18:06This is a recording.
18:08With the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
18:12We'll do our best to provide it.
18:14Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol.
18:17But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
18:22I want the lights back on.
18:24I want the lights back on.
18:26All of them.
18:28Everywhere.
18:30Now.
19:51I need my trash picked up.
20:03hello hello carol this is a recording we
20:32can pick up your trash as long as it's bagged and each bag weighs 17 pounds or
20:37less please remove all bags from the bin and place them on the curb a minimum
20:41of two feet apart thank you
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24:02You motherfuckers sure love your milk.
24:32You're welcome.
26:02Hello?
26:04Hello?
26:18Hello?
26:30Hello?
26:38Shoo!
26:39Hey!
26:40Shoo!
26:41Get out of there!
26:42Ah!
26:43Ah!
26:44Ah!
26:45Ah!
26:46Ah!
26:48Ah!
26:49Ah!
26:50Ah!
26:51Ah!
26:52Ah!
26:53Ah!
26:54Ah!
26:55Ah!
27:56Here where I live, Albuquerque, New Mexico, they drink this like it's going out of style.
28:03These are little milk cartons, the kind we give children in elementary schools, back
28:09when we had elementary schools and children.
28:12And as you can see, they seem to come in all kinds of flavors, plain, chocolate, strawberry,
28:17so on.
28:18But the thing is, it's not milk in any of them.
28:22It is this one strange liquid.
28:30And they make it in this local dairy facility in my town, well, made, past tense, because
28:40as I told you in my previous video, they've shut everything down here and abandoned me
28:44completely, which is, you know, whatever.
28:47Who cares?
28:48But in this dairy, they make this by mixing water into this white powdery stuff.
29:02Can you see that?
29:03Whatever that is.
29:04And then the resulting liquid is all they seem to consume.
29:09Look around where you live.
29:11I'll bet they are manufacturing this in every city in the world.
29:15Everywhere there's a spare dairy or a bottling factory.
29:19Maybe where you are, it doesn't come in a cart and it comes in a can, but either way, it's
29:23this.
29:26So what is this?
29:30What does it do to them when they drink it?
29:32Could it be that this is how they're all staying connected?
29:37Here's what I know so far.
29:40It does not smell like anything.
29:41But it's got this weird texture.
29:49It's kind of like olive oil, but thinner.
29:53That probably means something.
29:56And I've got no idea what makes it this color.
29:59What would you call that?
30:00Amber.
30:01Straw.
30:02Straw colored.
30:03And I tested the pH.
30:04It is a 7.1, which means, hang on, I have it marked.
30:09It is neutral.
30:14Well, basically it's neutral.
30:17You know what else is neutral?
30:19Celery.
30:21And water.
30:23So.
30:25Yeah.
30:31And it does not contain chlorine.
30:35So.
30:39Anybody listening out there?
30:41Huh?
30:42How about it, you 12?
30:43Any response?
30:45Are you even getting these?
30:46Because how the fuck would I know?
30:48How about it?
30:48Yeah.
30:49How about it?
30:50Yeah.
30:50How about it?
30:51Alright.
30:51I wonder what we've been playing.
30:51How about it?
30:52Here I go.
30:53How about it?
30:54How about it?
30:55How about it?
30:58If the fuck is that please?
31:00How about it?
31:01What do you want?
31:05And what it does?
31:06What do you want?
31:07That's fine.
31:08What?
31:09How about it?
31:11How about it?
31:11What do you wanna tell me?
31:12How about it?
31:13I never know.
31:14What do you want?
31:15Everybody wants more?
31:16I don't know.
31:16I don't know.
31:16What's going on?
31:17Greetings, fellow survivors.
31:29Carol Sterker here with an update.
31:47Carol Sterker here with an update.
32:17Carol Sterker.
32:47Carol Sterker.
32:57No.
33:00No!
33:04Get away from here!
33:06Hey!
33:16Fuck.
33:36Don't you fucking come loose!
33:44What?
33:46Don't you fucking come loose!
34:07Fuck.
34:10Fuck!
34:16Fuck!
34:24Fuck!
34:36Oh, my God.
35:06Son of a bitch.
35:36Son of a bitch.
35:53Son of a bitch.
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45:53Son of a bitch.
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