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00:01Hold on tight, it's about to be a bumpy ride.
00:08Worst bus journey I've ever been on in my entire life.
00:21This is the worst birthday I've ever had.
00:23Thanks for riding the Bright Bus.
00:30I just can't see the letters.
00:32First Barry, now you!
00:33No! Spiders!
00:35I'm in!
00:37For asshole!
00:50God, they're biting me!
00:56Guys, I can't, I can't, it's not for me. Just get on with it mate.
01:00Dee, should we carry on?
01:01Positive energy, Dean.
01:02When I'm exhausted, you've done one trial and you've done nothing but sleep.
01:07I've had enough.
01:10In the jungle, they've all got a role to play.
01:12And everyone needs to pull their weight.
01:14But the work is wearing them down.
01:16Nobody said it was going to be easy.
01:18Here on I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here!
01:30It is.
01:34But I was just a challenge a one that I've ever put on!
01:35You've been the heck to laugh wrong!
01:37You know where'sечение outside?
01:38There is another division.
01:39They will run all like this when one appears.
01:40I've neverned!
01:41What I know this line goes.
01:42You've got me back up, you have to beat the portrayed.
01:45I'm aurt antagonist.
01:47You know what to do if people hate these days.
01:49How do you try?
01:53I'm a outfit and I'm not willing to play this.
01:54You've got coach tonight on you!
01:55We show this train chances of working with my ego.
01:57Hello, good morning, good evening. Welcome to Australia where, as we hit the halfway point in our jungle adventure, few little tensions are creeping into camp life.
02:09Yes, as the instructor said to Deck and I when we did our Pilates class in our Speedos yesterday, the cracks are really starting to show.
02:16Yikes, yeah. Coming up on tonight's show, there's tensions over camp chores. We find out why Reverend Richard was punched over a stolen sandwich.
02:25What? Plus the trial sees Tilly, sir, spinning around on a giant clock.
02:29I bet that'll be big on TikTok.
02:32Why do you reckon that would be? Why? Why?
02:35Well, you know, clock, TikTok, clock.
02:39What? What is TikTok?
02:41Oh, forget it.
02:43We start by going back to the dead of night when the jungle was full of unpleasant creatures who were native to Australia and leave their drop-ins all over camp.
02:51But hey, they're our camera crew and we wouldn't swap them for anybody.
02:55You keep being you.
02:57And there were some rats in there as well.
02:58Ciao!
02:58Ciao!
02:59Ciao!
02:59Ciao!
02:59Oh, my God.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:59My hands are cleared away and no food is left out overnight.
04:03Anything left out overnight will attract rats, which is both unhygienic and likely to attract snakes.
04:11We had a rat in the night.
04:28We had a rat.
04:30What about the pan?
04:31So, I'll have to wash the frying pan.
04:33I'll do it.
04:34I'm going to do it here.
04:35Okay.
04:36I was a bit worried after last night because with the crab, which is a meat that easily fragments, especially when you hit it with a rock by the former featherweight champion of the world, it can go places.
04:49So, we just need to be scrupulously careful about our hygiene in the kitchen and putting things away.
04:55We had a visitor last night, a little four-legged visitor with a tail, a rat, and we'd left some of the stuff out.
05:01So, we'd left the frying pan out and some cups out.
05:04So, we had to wash them this morning.
05:07So, just a reminder, everything has to go in the green box before we go to sleep.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Yeah, absolutely.
05:14Amen.
05:14Well, they're definitely about, because that's rat faeces.
05:26Is it?
05:26Where was that?
05:28Under the bed there.
05:30Jane.
05:31That definitely is rat faeces, 100%.
05:34Oh, yeah, it is.
05:35It's the rat's what?
05:36Right, this is no joke.
05:37We need to tidy up.
05:38It's actually Jane and Talisa's job to make sure that the pots are in the trunk.
05:42So, when the reverend was telling everyone to put the pots away, otherwise we'll get rats,
05:46what he really meant was, Jane and Talisa, put the pots away.
05:51So, we've got two.
05:53Well done.
05:54We'll have two popping off today.
05:57Yeah.
05:58Are you going to swim with me today?
05:59Sorry?
06:00Are you going to swim with me today?
06:02I ain't got no time.
06:03This thing is all day.
06:04Fair.
06:05Serious.
06:06Because by the time I chill, lunch comes and then the water's gone again.
06:10I agree with you, Mel.
06:11It's relentless.
06:12I watched you yesterday and you was here and I was like...
06:14Yeah.
06:15I was brushing my teeth last night while you...
06:17I watched you do it once, come back up, fill it, do it again.
06:21Yeah.
06:22It's relentless.
06:23I'm not enjoying my chores at the moment.
06:26All right, I'm going to go and get some water.
06:31I feel bad for him.
06:33It's mine and Dean's responsibilities to manage the water and it's relentless because our camp
06:40are just constantly using water to clean.
06:45I'm really aware of trying to stay on top of it.
06:47Do you know?
06:48Do you want to do a rally?
06:49Yeah.
06:50But I actually think it's almost like another chore to ask him to help.
07:00They're washing up using the water.
07:02Whereas, rather than washing up downstairs, and obviously Jane doesn't like going down,
07:06they're washing the pans upstairs, so they're using more water.
07:11OK.
07:12So that's why it's running out so quickly.
07:14It's like telling a kid to charge up his bedroom.
07:17So, whereas if I was doing it with someone like Dan, he would just clock that I need help
07:21and just help me.
07:23The effort is asking Dean to help.
07:25That's the long part of it.
07:27Oh, he's struggling with the workload, isn't he?
07:33I feel for him.
07:34He's absolutely cream crackhead.
07:36He is.
07:37He's knackhead.
07:38But you know why though, don't you?
07:39He's a DJ, isn't he?
07:40He's not used to manual labour.
07:41Basically, he gets paid to talk rubbish and then just introduce something.
07:45Wow.
07:46Wow.
07:47I wouldn't mind a gig like that.
07:48Yeah.
07:49That would be cool.
07:50Working for what?
07:51Like an hour a day?
07:52Just talking rubbish.
07:53Just rambling on and on.
07:57Directionless.
07:58Directionless, yeah.
07:59Yeah.
08:00No real content to what you're saying.
08:03Then you just introduce the next bit.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Right.
08:07Time for the latest trial now.
08:08Here's the moment we told Talisa she'd be facing this.
08:11Stealing a living to be fair, isn't he?
08:13Yeah.
08:14Talisa.
08:20Yes!
08:21They got me!
08:22They got you!
08:24How do you think?
08:25I'm so relieved.
08:26You're good.
08:27You're good.
08:28You're good.
08:29You're good.
08:30After Fright Bus, I'm not surprised she got voted because them screams was loud.
08:33She was directly behind me and my ears are still ringing.
08:36I've fully been rumbled.
08:37You've been rumbled big time.
08:39I've been rumbled in the jungle!
08:41You've been exposed in the bus.
08:43Exposed.
08:44I kept it so cool for so long and it got me.
08:46I'm really glad that everyone's sort of getting a go at a trial because everyone in camp really wants to try and earn us stars.
08:53So, yeah, it's actually really lovely to see everyone going through the same bit of hell that me and Dean went through. God bless.
08:59I know Maura is so entertained right now.
09:03You sadist.
09:05She is absolutely.
09:07You're going to be sat here giggling like this while I'm doing it.
09:11I'd love to be a fly on the wall.
09:13You little cow.
09:14Look, I am happy.
09:17No trial for Maura today.
09:19So, I've got a smile on my face.
09:23Good look, Talisa.
09:24Kick ass.
09:25You'll do it.
09:26You'll do it.
09:27You'll do it.
09:28Go T!
09:31You've got this!
09:32You're a female boss!
09:33Yes!
09:34Original female boss!
09:36I'm good.
09:37Talisa is going to do so well.
09:40And I don't think anyone in camp has any doubts.
09:43She'll just smash it.
09:44For me, she's like a superhero.
09:49Today is my first trial.
09:51I think I've done very well so far.
09:53Nobody has known that I'm a secret screamer.
09:55Bye!
09:57Bye!
09:58We love you!
09:59Everyone is very positive about me doing the trial, which adds extra pressure.
10:03So now it's like, well, I have to smash it.
10:08Hello!
10:09Fancy seeing you here.
10:11Fancy seeing you here!
10:12Welcome to the Bush Tucker Trial Clearing.
10:15We're very pleased to see you.
10:17Are you as pleased to see us?
10:20Because when we announced in camp that you were doing the trial,
10:23you stamped your feet, your scream, hands went on the head.
10:27Yeah.
10:28It's fair to say you're not happy.
10:29Look, it is what it is.
10:30It's the inevitable.
10:31I knew it was coming.
10:32I know what I signed up for.
10:33Uh-huh.
10:34But I thought I'd coasted for a bit.
10:35Yeah.
10:36And I got away with it.
10:37And then when the fright bus happened, I knew.
10:39I was like, oh, what have I done?
10:41You said, I've been rumbled in the jungle.
10:43Yeah.
10:44And I've fully been rumbled.
10:45Do you think that's what's happened?
10:46The public have seen you scream in your mouth.
10:47100%.
10:48And that's why they've voted you.
10:49I played it so cool.
10:50Yeah.
10:51I was proper playing it cool.
10:52I was like, yeah, I'll be sweet.
10:53I'll bust this, thinking no-one's going to know.
10:55Uh-huh.
10:56And then that was it.
10:57Now they know.
10:58Shall we find out what's in store?
10:59Yes.
11:00Okay.
11:01This is shock around the clock.
11:04You'll be strapped inside the second hand of this giant clock,
11:07which will then rotate around the clock face.
11:10We're going to give you a category.
11:12You've then got 60 seconds to find 12 things that fit into that category
11:17to win the star.
11:18There will be 12 stars up for grabs, so 12 categories to complete.
11:24Each star you win is worth a meal for camp.
11:26This is a Bush Tucker trial, so there will be a few surprises along the way.
11:31You can stop this trial at any point by saying,
11:33I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.
11:34We'll stop the trial, but you'll forfeit any further stars.
11:36And, of course, you don't have to do it.
11:38You can take a look at it and say, no thanks,
11:40and make your way back to camp, but you'll go back empty-handed.
11:43Do you fancy giving it a go?
11:45100%.
11:46What's your general knowledge like?
11:48Not great.
11:49I mean, the things that I know about are kind of quirky subjects.
11:53Ah, do we have quirky?
11:54Don't think we've got quirky.
11:55There's not a quirky category.
11:56No, I know.
11:57Did I say I was afraid of funfair rides as well?
11:59Oh, really?
12:00Oh, brilliant.
12:01It's like we put everything together, all the fears,
12:03and join them together to make your perfect Bush Tucker trial.
12:06Brilliant.
12:07Let's get you ready.
12:08Right.
12:12Talisa, you're all strapped in.
12:14How are you feeling?
12:15Splendid.
12:16Absolutely fantastic.
12:17I think she's being sarcastic.
12:18I think she's being sarcastic.
12:19Hmm.
12:20The very best of luck.
12:22Just keep shouting answers out.
12:2460 seconds on every question.
12:26First of all, though, we need to load in some critters.
12:29Rangers?
12:30It's your old friend's cockroaches.
12:33Welcome back to I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here.
12:47Before the break, Talisa was just about to face the latest trial.
12:50We said to her, this one involves an enormous clock.
12:53And she said, great, I've always wanted to do the eating trial.
12:56Yeah, I think she might have misheard us there.
13:03It's your old friend's cockroaches.
13:08I hate you, I hate you.
13:09OK, here's the question.
13:11Name all 12 campmates currently in I'm a Celebrity this year.
13:16Your 60 seconds start now.
13:18OT.
13:20Barry.
13:22GK.
13:24Danny.
13:26Mora.
13:28Richard.
13:29That's six.
13:31Who are my campmates, for God's sake, Talisa.
13:33Yeah, exactly. Yourself.
13:34Myself.
13:35Yes, you got it.
13:37That's seven.
13:38Jane.
13:40Yeah.
13:43Alan.
13:46Dean.
13:47Um.
13:48Two more to get, come on.
13:49Um.
13:50Come on.
13:51Um.
13:52I can't think.
13:53I literally can't think.
13:54Oh.
13:56Sorry guys.
13:57You forgot.
13:58My mind's gone.
13:59Colleen.
14:00Right.
14:01And Melvin.
14:02Colleen and Melvin.
14:03Oh, so no star there I'm afraid.
14:05And that was the easy one.
14:06That was the easy one.
14:07Ah.
14:08Star one goes red.
14:10OK, first things first, a bit more company in there with you for round two.
14:14Don't even tell me what it is, I don't want to know.
14:17Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:19Ah!
14:20It's freaking crickets.
14:21Ah!
14:22A YouGov survey asks people in the UK to list which trimmings made up the ideal Sunday roast.
14:29Your time starts now.
14:30Um.
14:31Parsnips.
14:32Yes.
14:33Carrots.
14:34Yes.
14:35Mashed potatoes.
14:36Yes.
14:37Sweetcorn.
14:38No.
14:39Peas.
14:40Yes.
14:41Pork scratching.
14:42No.
14:43Try again.
14:44Broccoli.
14:45Yes.
14:46Green beans.
14:47Green beans, yes.
14:48Cabbage.
14:49Yes.
14:50Potatoes.
14:51You did mush.
14:52Um, roast potatoes.
14:53Yes.
14:54New potatoes.
14:55Yes.
14:56Come on!
14:57Um, sauces.
14:58Um, mint.
14:59Yes.
15:00Cranberries.
15:01Yes.
15:02Um, er...
15:03Corseradish.
15:04That's 12.
15:05Yes!
15:06Yes!
15:07Well done.
15:08That's one meal for camp.
15:09Your second star turns yellow.
15:10Yes!
15:11Okay.
15:12Next question.
15:13Ah!
15:14Ah!
15:15What's that?
15:16Mealworms.
15:17Oh, right.
15:18Mealworms.
15:19Ah!
15:20You all!
15:21Name the 12 months of the year.
15:22Time starts now.
15:23Er, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November,
15:33December.
15:34That's it!
15:35Oh, for now, I've just got to go round.
15:37Yeah.
15:38Yeah, that's the one drawback of getting it quick.
15:40You've still got to go round.
15:41How's it hanging, guys?
15:42Yeah, good, guys.
15:43Well done.
15:44It's not hanging as good as you.
15:46Two out of three categories, one so far.
15:50Well done.
15:51Yes, very well done.
15:54There we go.
15:55Okay, round four.
15:57Nests of green ants.
16:01You buggers!
16:03God, they're biting me!
16:06Ah!
16:07Name 12 UK cities.
16:09Ah!
16:10Time starts now.
16:11Birmingham, Leeds, Leicester, Manchester, London.
16:18Five.
16:19Keep going.
16:20Sheffield.
16:21Keep going, keep going, keep going.
16:22Newcastle.
16:23That's another one.
16:24Dublin.
16:25No, that's not part of the UK.
16:26Cardiff.
16:27Yes!
16:28That's one.
16:29Come on, where did you talk to?
16:30Where did you talk?
16:31I can't think.
16:32You're running out of time.
16:33You're running out of time.
16:34Ah!
16:35Eight out of twelve.
16:36Ah!
16:37That's time up.
16:38Okay, next question.
16:40She screams more before they go on.
16:41Yeah.
16:42More cockroaches.
16:43Question number five.
16:44Name 12 elements from the periodic table.
16:45No, I don't even know one.
16:46Your time starts now.
16:47I don't know any of them.
16:48Big of metals.
16:49One waste.
16:50Mercury?
16:51Yes.
16:52Copper?
16:53Yes.
16:54Yes.
16:55Silver?
16:56Yes.
16:57Gold?
16:58Yes.
16:59Yes.
17:00Yes.
17:01What about a balloon that floats away?
17:02Helium?
17:03Yes.
17:04Oxygen?
17:05Yes.
17:06Lead?
17:07Yes.
17:08How do you take the creases out of your clothes?
17:09The metal?
17:10The metal?
17:11Iron?
17:12Yes.
17:13Eight.
17:14Four more to find.
17:15What's in toothpaste?
17:16Mint.
17:17More than mint.
17:18What keeps them clean?
17:19I don't know any of them.
17:20I don't know any of them.
17:21I don't know any of them.
17:22Metals.
17:23One waste.
17:24Mercury?
17:25Yes.
17:26Copper?
17:27Yes.
17:28Nine out of twelve.
17:29So sorry.
17:30On now to round number six.
17:31Just get out of them.
17:32Get out of them.
17:33More crickets.
17:34Get me moving.
17:35Name any twelve letters from the phonetic alphabet.
17:37Oh.
17:38You know the phonetic alphabet?
17:39No, I don't know the phonetic alphabet, guys.
17:40If you're a policeman.
17:41When you get pulled over by the police.
17:42Oh.
17:43Oh.
17:44Oh.
17:45Oh.
17:46Oh.
17:47Oh.
17:48Oh.
17:49Oh.
17:50Oh.
17:51Oh.
17:52Oh.
17:53Oh.
17:54Oh.
17:55Oh.
17:56So if you're a policeman.
17:57When you get pulled over by the police.
17:58Oh.
17:59Oh.
18:00Alpha.
18:01Bravo.
18:02Yes.
18:03Yes.
18:04Tango.
18:05Yes.
18:06Delta.
18:07Yes.
18:08Sport.
18:09When you use clubs and a ball.
18:10I don't know.
18:11Golf.
18:12Yes.
18:13Oh.
18:14Juliet.
18:15Yes.
18:16Yes.
18:17Is it Romeo?
18:18Yes.
18:19I don't know the answers, guys.
18:24Time is up.
18:26Eight out of 12.
18:28And we move on to round seven.
18:32More giant mealworms.
18:35Name 12 states that are part of the United States of America.
18:39It's New York State.
18:41Yes.
18:42Georgia, Texas, Florida.
18:46Florida, yes.
18:47LA.
18:49No.
18:50I don't know these questions, guys.
18:53Geography is my worst subject.
18:54If you had a governor of somewhere, they'd be the governor of...
18:57Washington.
18:58Yes.
19:00Fried chicken.
19:03What does the case stand for? Fried chicken.
19:06I don't know. I don't know the answers. I'm sorry.
19:09That is your time off.
19:12Kentucky.
19:13We go on then to try and win star eight.
19:16More green ants.
19:22Name 12 organs found in the human body.
19:26Time starts now.
19:27The liver.
19:29Yes.
19:29The intestine.
19:31The heart.
19:32Yes.
19:32The skin.
19:33Is the skin an organ?
19:34Yes.
19:35The pancreas.
19:36Yes.
19:36The bladder.
19:38Yes.
19:39That's a good thing inside.
19:41Your lungs.
19:42Yes.
19:43My tongue.
19:44I don't know.
19:45Tongue is one.
19:46Yes.
19:46Tongue is one.
19:47What's in your throat?
19:48What are you seeing with?
19:50My tongue.
19:51So whoops.
19:51Yes.
19:53What are you seeing with?
19:54What are you hearing?
19:54My eyes.
19:55My ears.
19:56Yes.
19:56Yes.
19:56Yes.
19:57My nails.
19:59Talisa, your time is up.
20:01That's the bad news.
20:01The good news is you got 12.
20:03Hey.
20:04No way did I get 12.
20:05You did get 12.
20:06Oh, thank God.
20:06Something.
20:07On to the ninth star now.
20:11Cockroaches.
20:12Okay.
20:13Name the 12 gifts listed that someone's true love gave to them in the Christmas carol,
20:19The 12 Days of Christmas.
20:20Yes.
20:20Your 60 seconds starts now.
20:23On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
20:26I know the Destiny's Child version.
20:29Diamond rings, a partridge in a pear tree.
20:31Yes.
20:33It wasn't diamond rings.
20:35Five golden rings.
20:36Yes.
20:37I don't know this song.
20:38I've heard it, but I don't know it.
20:40Well, think about what happens if you're enjoying yourself.
20:44You might do a little bit of, if there's music in, you might do a little bit of...
20:48Dancing.
20:49Dancing?
20:50That's it.
20:50That's all I've got for you guys.
20:52Just dancing?
20:53I can't think.
20:55No more?
20:55No more?
20:56No more.
20:57No.
20:58No more.
20:59Okay.
21:00And your time is run out.
21:02This is the longest 12 minutes of my life.
21:03Could have had Lords of Leapin', Maids of Milken, Ladies of Milken,
21:07Piping.
21:08Don't know any of these.
21:08Piping.
21:08Piping.
21:09I'm more of an R&B girl.
21:11I don't think we've got any R&B questions.
21:12No R&B questions.
21:12It's a shame.
21:13Okay, so round 10.
21:17Crickets.
21:19Name 12 football teams that currently play in the English Premier League.
21:23I hate football.
21:24Your time starts now.
21:25Really not good categories for you.
21:27Come on.
21:28Leicester.
21:29Yes.
21:30Newcastle.
21:31Yes.
21:32Rotherham.
21:33No.
21:34Leeds.
21:35No.
21:35Chelsea.
21:36Arsenal.
21:37Yes.
21:37Yes.
21:38Yes.
21:38Queen's Park Rangers.
21:40No.
21:41Manchester United.
21:42Yes.
21:42Manchester, yeah.
21:43Oh, oh.
21:45Manchester City.
21:46Yes.
21:46That's six.
21:47On with it.
21:48Chelsea and Arsenal.
21:50Go on, on more.
21:51Fulham.
21:52Fulham, yes.
21:54Oh.
21:55Oh, time off.
21:57Seven.
21:58You could have had Tottenham.
22:00Liverpool.
22:01Southampton.
22:01God.
22:02West Ham.
22:03We don't talk about West Ham.
22:04We don't talk about West Ham.
22:05You're right.
22:05You're right.
22:06OK.
22:07Three out of a possible ten so far.
22:10This is terrible.
22:11We move on to round 11.
22:13Oh, boy.
22:14Giant New World.
22:16The question is, name 12 kings or queens of England or Britain.
22:20Time starts now.
22:21Go.
22:22Queen Elizabeth.
22:23Yes.
22:24Queen Victoria.
22:26Yes.
22:26Queen Elizabeth II.
22:28Yes.
22:28Queen Elizabeth I.
22:29No.
22:30King Charles I.
22:31Yes.
22:31Yes.
22:32King Charles II.
22:33Yes.
22:33King Charles III.
22:34Yes.
22:35Um, um.
22:36Yes, I'll say more.
22:37Any other names?
22:38King Henry I.
22:40Yes.
22:40King Henry II.
22:41Yes.
22:42King Henry III.
22:43Yes.
22:43King Henry IV.
22:44Yes.
22:44King Henry V.
22:45Yes.
22:46King Henry VI.
22:47Yes.
22:47King Henry VII.
22:48Yes.
22:49King Henry VIII.
22:50Yes.
22:51Have I got 12?
22:52We've done it.
22:53I've got 12.
22:53Oh, thank God.
22:54Thank God for Henry VIII and 7th and 6th and 5th and 4th and 3rd and 2nd and 1st.
22:59Four stars currently, one more on offer.
23:02You could make it five.
23:04I hate the way.
23:05I hate the way.
23:05I hate the way.
23:06I hate the way.
23:08Green Ants.
23:09Final round.
23:11We need you to name 12 countries in Europe.
23:14Oh, for God's sake.
23:16Your time starts now.
23:18Spain.
23:19Yes.
23:20Germany.
23:20Yes.
23:21Come on.
23:21Switzerland.
23:22Yes.
23:23Iceland.
23:24Yes.
23:24Yes.
23:25Sweden.
23:26Yes.
23:26Sweden.
23:26Ireland.
23:28Yes.
23:28Yes.
23:29Turkey.
23:31Greece.
23:31Yes.
23:32Yes.
23:32Yes.
23:33Bulgaria.
23:34Bulgaria.
23:35Italy.
23:36Yes.
23:37Come on.
23:38Finland.
23:39Yes.
23:39France.
23:41Yes.
23:42That's time up.
23:43That's it.
23:44Yes.
23:44That's 12.
23:45Did I get 12?
23:46We turn star 12 yellow.
23:48Yes.
23:49Five stars out of 12.
23:52Let's get her out.
23:55That was your first trial?
23:56Yeah.
23:57Hell.
23:58Hell on earth.
23:58Hell in the jungle.
23:59Be proud.
24:00You did it.
24:00And you didn't call out Amos Lemmon.
24:01No, I didn't.
24:02So well done.
24:02I wouldn't.
24:03There were certain questions that I knew, but when I'm in stressful situations, my mind gets
24:07a proper mind blank, and I just can't think.
24:09How will they feel back in camp about it?
24:11Probably devastated.
24:13Will they be?
24:13They're not going to tell me they're devastated, but they'll cry inside.
24:16Because they're hungry?
24:17Yeah.
24:17Right.
24:18Would you like to see us again down the trial?
24:19I never want to see you again.
24:22Listen, have a great day.
24:23Go on, tell them the good news, and we'll see you tomorrow when we come in.
24:25Thank you, guys.
24:26See you tomorrow.
24:26See you tomorrow.
24:27Bye.
24:27Bye.
24:27Bye.
24:27Bye.
24:28Bye.
24:29Bye.
24:30Bye.
24:31Bye.
24:32Bye.
24:33Bye.
24:34Bye.
24:36It's like it just went blank. I was just trying to survive.
24:39I'm really disappointed in myself. Really disappointed.
24:42Not good enough.
24:46Do you play golf?
24:47Hmm? Mel, do you play golf?
24:49No. I've gone to driving ranges on dates and stuff,
24:52but I've never played golf.
24:54So you've taken a girl out and you can't play?
24:57Yeah, it's a fun date.
24:58You know, if someone says I want to do a fun date,
25:00they're quite fun.
25:02I've gone to Go 8th on a date. That's quite...
25:04Have you?
25:05Actually, that didn't go well.
25:08She was scared to heights.
25:10We got there and she was scared to heights.
25:12Literally.
25:13And just watched me halfway because I paid for it.
25:15I was like, I'm going to at least do 10 minutes.
25:17What are you after, Mel?
25:18Do you like the whole dating scene or do you just want in to settle?
25:21I think I used to love dating.
25:23Did you?
25:24Now it changed my mind.
25:25Like, I love dating.
25:26I love going out and meeting different people.
25:28Yeah.
25:29And then I realised actually it's better to be in a relationship.
25:31Yeah.
25:32100 times better to have someone that you care about, that you connect with.
25:36Do you think you've missed out on somebody that you should have?
25:39You know what?
25:40Someone told me years ago, right, that the love of your life is already in your phone book.
25:45Really?
25:46I'd better get the yellow pages out then, aren't I?
25:53Hello!
25:54Hello, everyone.
25:57It's not great news.
25:59I only got five stars.
26:04They strapped me in a box, two o'clock, and then they would ask me general knowledge questions.
26:11Oh, my God.
26:12Yeah.
26:13They asked me who my campmates were.
26:14I forgot two names.
26:15Like, my mind was so blank.
26:16Oh, wow.
26:17Because I was just trying to survive in there.
26:19Oh, brilliant, though.
26:20Five stars.
26:21We have flavour.
26:22No, no, no, no.
26:23You don't want to hug me.
26:24What?
26:25I stink of cockroach covered.
26:26High five.
26:27Oh, okay.
26:28I'm so, so proud of Talisa coming back with five stars.
26:31I can tell she's beating herself up over it, but she shouldn't be, because honestly,
26:36what she told me she had to do, I couldn't do that.
26:39I wish I could have got my brain to function properly.
26:41I know, but, babe, that's very hard when you're being spun and, like, a million and
26:44one things going on.
26:45Yeah.
26:46Well done, mate.
26:47I wish I could hug you.
26:48Babe, we smashed it.
26:54Oh, Talisa.
26:56Not great.
26:57Tell you what, if there was a star for calling us 12 names, though, she would have won
27:00another meal for camp.
27:01She would have got another meal.
27:02You buggers.
27:03You idiots.
27:04Losers.
27:05You losers.
27:06The chance for our celebrities is to call us a lot of horrible names.
27:08Coming right up.
27:09Here's what's in store.
27:13Three celebrities are putting their money where their mouth is.
27:17When they go head to head in a dash for cash.
27:22And in this one, greed is good, but speed is better.
27:27So, who'll be laughing all the way to the Rank Bank?
27:33The vote for Rank Bank is now open.
27:36This one is a three-way head-to-head.
27:38You what?
27:39What?
27:40You what?
27:41A three-way head-to-head at the Rank Bank?
27:43What?
27:44Who came up with that?
27:45You.
27:46You run the show.
27:47Apparently you run the show, you sick individual.
27:49A three-way head-to-head at the Rank Bank.
27:52You can have your say via the I'm A Celebrity app, but it's free.
27:54Sick.
27:55Dirty.
27:56Dirty wine.
27:57The vote closes later in the show.
27:59Sick.
28:00Now, earlier on, Melvin was rushed off his feet because, as he said,
28:03just asking Dean to help is a chore in itself.
28:05And if this carries on much longer, Dean will find himself in very hot water.
28:09Well, he'll need to boil it first.
28:10Good point.
28:11Melvin!
28:14Let's make sure this doesn't fall.
28:16Stop from sitting there if I was asleep.
28:21Where's Dean?
28:22Is he slacking?
28:23Bro.
28:26This is a lone man situation.
28:30Dean's very good at disappearing.
28:32Dean's appearing.
28:34Dean's appearing.
28:35Dean's appearing.
28:36Dean is a great person.
28:39He's got a lot of energy.
28:41He's super positive.
28:42But I'm not too sure about having him as a partner in crime when it comes to chores.
28:50You're around, Dino.
28:51What, mate?
28:52You're around.
28:54I had water last week and it's really, really difficult.
28:57Because not only are you having to lift heavy water,
29:01you have to go up and down and fill four buckets.
29:04Four huge buckets with water is exhausting.
29:08And you really feel like you can't catch a break.
29:12You're around.
29:18His face is...
29:19I know, mate.
29:20Just honestly depleted.
29:21You've got that face on again.
29:22I'm worried about you.
29:23Just completely depleted.
29:24I just keep getting the worst jumps.
29:26I know.
29:28As soon as this is full, I'm going to sleep for the day.
29:31Thanks, Dean.
29:32That is no joke.
29:33I know.
29:34Yeah.
29:35The pot is so heavy.
29:39So what are we saying with this pot?
29:41That's been changed twice.
29:43One more.
29:44What's that?
29:45One more and it'll be done.
29:46No, bro.
29:47We haven't even done the dunny yet.
29:48What?
29:49The dunny's not done.
29:50No.
29:51We can both, with the two buckets, fill up the dunny.
29:54Oh, my God.
29:55Yes, brother.
29:56It's what we're saying.
29:57I think Melvin's a bit down today because he feels like Dean is not as present in the water gathering job.
30:04Can I just pop this on?
30:05Do it, mate.
30:06There.
30:07Yeah.
30:08You got that.
30:09All good.
30:10I hate doing the water, guys.
30:12I've said it.
30:13I'm just going to have to hold my hands up.
30:14It's an awful job and I hate it.
30:16And I don't want to do it anymore.
30:17Welcome to our world.
30:18What do you mean your world?
30:19I've not seen you do the water.
30:20I did it last week.
30:21I did it last week.
30:23Guys, I can't.
30:24I can't.
30:25It's not for me.
30:26Dee.
30:27Dee.
30:28Dean, Melvin's calling you.
30:29Yes, Mel.
30:30We're all right to boil just a little pot, you know, and then let's do double up and we're
30:35done.
30:36Got it.
30:37Yeah.
30:38Look at us.
30:39Look at us.
30:40We're shells of our former selves.
30:41Also, I did washing up for three days.
30:43What?
30:44Three days?
30:45Well, actually, it was maybe four.
30:46I did, Colleen.
30:47You're such a bullshit.
30:48You were the army.
30:49You and TK.
30:50We were the washing up gals.
30:51For four days.
30:52Or was it five?
30:53Rubbish.
30:54What?
30:55Jane was doing dunnies and fire and going up and down.
30:59Yeah, whilst I was getting 35 stars.
31:03What about the afternoons?
31:05Yeah, when I'm exhausted.
31:07You've done one trial and you've done nothing but sleep, Jane.
31:09I didn't sleep at all yesterday after the trial.
31:12But you weren't your best self, Jane.
31:14You and I both know that.
31:15I was my full on best self.
31:16You weren't.
31:17Come on, Jane, you weren't.
31:18Anyway, we're going round in circles now.
31:20Barry, you're the camp leader.
31:22De facto leader there.
31:24Just going with it, mate.
31:25Get on with it?
31:26That's no way to lead a camp.
31:28But yesterday, I did the dunny.
31:30I did a wood drop.
31:31I did the...
31:32I did that constantly for nine days.
31:34Yeah, that's what you're meant to do in camp.
31:36Anna was Odie's sous chef, wasn't it, Odie?
31:39Yes.
31:40One packet, you put it in the pot.
31:42I put one packet of beans in a pot and then I put the water in the dunny.
31:46Yep.
31:47You did.
31:48I did it all, Barry.
31:49The rules are the rules.
31:50I have no doubt, but we have assigned rules and we have to stick to it.
31:54Melvin is like a quiet worker.
31:57He just gets on with it, doesn't want any applause for it.
32:01Dean is more of a look what I have just done for you all kind of person.
32:06Dino?
32:07Dee?
32:08Go on, mate.
32:09Should we carry on?
32:10And then you can have the whole day to yourself, you can do exercise, whatever you want.
32:13Would you like that bucket or that one?
32:15I'll do the light bucket.
32:16All right, let's go.
32:17I'm going to do the dunny.
32:19Do you feel up to doing the dunny?
32:20Yeah, I'll do it.
32:21Are you sure?
32:22Yeah.
32:23That's the attitude, Dean.
32:24That's what we need.
32:25Yeah.
32:26Positive energy, Dean.
32:27Come on.
32:28Look, no beef, no drama.
32:29I just hate my job.
32:30Oi, oi, oi.
32:31Let's go.
32:32Listen, your new name is Houdini because you like to disappear.
32:35Let's go.
32:36Oh, shut up, Spice!
32:40Wow.
32:41And he just walked off as well.
32:44Shut up, Dean, and get on with it because we've been doing this for days now.
32:49This is our life.
32:51Just get on with it.
32:53I've had enough.
32:55Everyone can die of thirst.
32:58Come on, Houdini.
32:59Let's go.
33:00That was very cheeky.
33:02You're spilling the water.
33:03Don't worry about that.
33:05Man.
33:06There's no lid.
33:07Our standards are slipping.
33:09Yeah.
33:10We're nearly done, bro.
33:11Nearly done.
33:12I hate it so much.
33:20Welcome back to I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Your Broccoli.
33:22Broccoli.
33:23Live from Australia.
33:24There we go.
33:25The vote for Rank Bank.
33:26Sick.
33:27Sick man.
33:28Closes very, very soon.
33:29About three minutes.
33:30So get on the app to have your say.
33:32Now, one of the things we love about doing this show, right,
33:34it's just a laugh, isn't it?
33:35It's just a laugh.
33:36It's just silly fun.
33:37It's just daft.
33:38It's just fun.
33:39Guaranteed for a smile on your face.
33:40Smile on your face.
33:41Yes.
33:42What's next?
33:43Funeral planning.
33:44Oh.
33:45Don't you ever wish that you could go watch your funeral just to see what people say?
33:50Yeah.
33:51Who turns up?
33:52I just want to see that they did it properly according to my instructions.
33:55Yeah.
33:56My funeral at the moment is coming in at 17 hours.
33:5717 hours?
33:58Yeah.
33:59I like it.
34:00Yeah, good.
34:01Do you have any activities?
34:02Food.
34:03A lot of food and drink.
34:04Right.
34:05I'm very against having Keisha awake.
34:07Me and Reverend talk about the most random stuff all day.
34:12I think I'm going to have attachment issues when I leave here.
34:15I'm going to start going to church just to see him.
34:18Would you do my funeral?
34:19Yeah, if you want me to.
34:20Yeah.
34:21I'll put that in the will.
34:22OK.
34:23Can you cling on till I die?
34:24Until my last act?
34:25Yeah.
34:26Will be me.
34:27Do you want long, short?
34:29I want short, snappy.
34:30Come out to staying alive.
34:32A bit of fun.
34:33Yeah.
34:34Go into the crematorium, burn baby burn.
34:36A bit of fun.
34:37Yeah.
34:38So I've told him he needs to cling on and wait for me to die.
34:41He can do my funeral, then he can die.
34:43I can see him putting a bit of, like, a pizzazz onto it,
34:46so I like it.
34:47I loved all the dressing up.
34:49I was doing a funeral in winter.
34:51It was a burial up in the graveyard.
34:53And I was...
34:55You know, in my kit, I had my cassocle,
34:57I had my surplus on and a purple stone.
34:59Oh, I like that.
35:00And I had my hat on, Beretta as well,
35:02so I was really properly dressed up.
35:03We walked up the hill to get to the churchyard,
35:06big graveside ceremony.
35:07I was walking down the hill, looking like this,
35:09feeling quite pleased with myself.
35:10It was a good funeral.
35:11And a man went past and leaned out,
35:14and he shouted,
35:15Oi!
35:16F***ing Tumbledore!
35:17Oh, GK, GK.
35:21You'll never get to the depths of the mystery that is GK.
35:25She's so funny.
35:26I love her angle on things,
35:28and she's a decent, kind, good person.
35:30I'm just at that bit of life now where you begin to become old.
35:34Do you think your frontal lobes come through?
35:36I think my frontal lobes are pushing out like a page three girl's bust.
35:43I like that that was something I could relate to then.
35:45I'm trying to put this into relatable.
35:47Yeah.
35:48I might make it relatable, GK.
35:49I'm waiting for mine to grow still.
35:51I've got concave nipples.
35:52Have you ever pushed them out?
35:54Well, they sometimes go out, but my resting position,
35:57my default nipple position is in dock.
35:59Is forward?
36:00Yeah.
36:01In dock?
36:02I love GK, and I hope that we will continue to be friends.
36:05She just makes me laugh all the time,
36:07and I think we're on each other's wavelength.
36:09I would like to have her around in my life.
36:11That would be great.
36:12Have you ever been in a fight?
36:14Erm...
36:15I've been knocked out by a tramp
36:17because my dog ate his sandwich.
36:19Sorry.
36:22Wow.
36:23And my dog went over to say hello,
36:25and ate his sandwich.
36:27And I went over, and he raised his fist,
36:29and I said, don't hit the dog, and he hit me.
36:31Oh, my God!
36:33That was...
36:34That knocked me clean out.
36:35Wow.
36:36Yeah.
36:41Wow.
36:42Lots to unpack, isn't there?
36:43Dog sandwiches, funerals, quiche, concave nipples.
36:48Yes!
36:49Oh, and there'll be a special programme
36:51dedicated to curing Reverend Richard's concave nipples.
36:54It's called Reverend Richard's Nipples The Coming Out Show.
36:58See that on ITVXXX.
37:01What a tease that is.
37:02The vote for Rank Bank is now closed.
37:05I'm the opposite.
37:06And very shortly, we'll go in and tell them
37:08which three celebrities will be facing it.
37:10Now, down at camp, Barry's been struggling
37:12because while he's in the jungle, he can't see his family.
37:15Let's be honest, he can't see his family
37:16when they're sat next to him on the sofa.
37:18He needs glasses!
37:19He can't see them!
37:20He can't see!
37:21He can't see!
37:22Missed the kids.
37:23Yeah.
37:24When I, like, get in bed of a night or in the morning or whatever,
37:26you know when no one's talking or...
37:28Yeah, that's when the brain starts coming.
37:29That's when I really have a minute.
37:30Not yesterday, the day before, when I woke up, I had a bit of a wobble.
37:34Yeah.
37:35Missed my grandkids.
37:36I missed my own kids.
37:37I'd like to spend some time with them.
37:38Were they all good kids growing up?
37:40Great kids.
37:41Yeah.
37:42Good, hard-working kids and dedicated.
37:44Barry's constantly talking about his family and his wife
37:47and his grandchildren and his kids, and he's missing them dearly.
37:51It was tough, but we're doing this for them.
37:54I think it's hard for your kids to grow up and see a successful father
37:59and not want to go for that.
38:01And because, you know, I don't know if your little lad is into singing.
38:04Like I say, my little girl's got myself and her mum who are actors.
38:07She wants to be an actor.
38:08She wants to be an actress.
38:09You've got four lads who are playing football.
38:10Sienna says to me, Dad, your job is so easy.
38:13If you get it wrong, you just do it again.
38:15On stage, I can't get it wrong.
38:17That's hilarious.
38:19Yeah, yeah.
38:20Oh, yeah.
38:21But I treat my work like that.
38:22I treat like I only get one shot at this.
38:25You practice it in your, what you're going to say,
38:28you practice it and try and keep it in your head.
38:30Like driving to work in the morning, when I get my script,
38:33I just go like that.
38:35And that's it.
38:36So you don't take it over practice?
38:37Nope.
38:38Tell me that.
38:39Let's say I've got ten scenes on a Thursday.
38:42I can't learn Thursdays on Tuesday because I might have ten scenes on Wednesday.
38:46So I've got to get through Wednesday before I can learn Thursday.
38:48And then it just happened like that.
38:50So now I just learn it in the morning.
38:52It's amazing that you can do that.
38:54It takes me years to learn my lyrics.
38:56To be able to do that is some talent.
38:58Can you tell Wayne to go and manage Bolton for me?
39:02Do a good job there.
39:03Yeah, yeah.
39:05Is he loving managing?
39:06Yeah, he does enjoy it.
39:07It's hard work.
39:08Is it?
39:09I bet you it's hard work.
39:10I find it more nerve-wracking in being a manager than I did.
39:14You feel more nervous for him?
39:16Yeah.
39:17More pressure.
39:18I never, ever did playing.
39:19I feel like when you're playing, you're part of this team.
39:22Whereas I feel like manager, I know you've got a team of coaches and stuff, but it just
39:26seems to run all beyond one.
39:27It's all on you, innit?
39:28Yeah.
39:29Even if someone else's mistake is on you, that's the thing.
39:31Obviously, as a manager, you have to prove yourself.
39:33Yeah, yeah.
39:34As a player, he literally proved himself day one, didn't he?
39:36Yeah.
39:37So he didn't happen.
39:38That's no pressure.
39:39Yeah.
39:40But being a manager is a different ballgame.
39:42Yeah.
39:43He was very mature very quickly, wasn't he?
39:45He grew up very quickly.
39:47Yeah.
39:48Well, I don't know about that.
39:59Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
40:01We are on our way into camp to reveal which three celebs are going head-to-head in rank
40:06bank.
40:07Sick.
40:08But first, back to last night dinner where they were guaranteed a five-star meal.
40:11Ooh la la.
40:12No, it was five stars out of 12, wasn't it?
40:14Oh, na na.
40:19It's the back from above.
40:26We've actually got a chant for when the bag comes down from the sky.
40:32As a result of Talisa winning five stars in today's trial, shock around the clock,
40:38we have Wallaby Rump.
40:40Ooh.
40:41Tonight we've got a Wallaby.
40:42The legs were flying in the air.
40:44Looked like me at uni.
40:45OK.
40:46Oh, my God.
40:47I'm looking at two legs and a tail.
40:49I hope there's enough there to go round.
40:52It's just a reminder of the lack of stars that I've heard.
40:56So I'm just trying not to think about it.
40:59Take off the fronds and we'll use that for garnish.
41:02This.
41:03OK.
41:05It's a funny mood because everyone goes quiet, everyone goes tired, everyone's hungry.
41:08But it is the highlight of the day if the ingredients are good.
41:12Wallaby bum.
41:13No, it's just...
41:14Yum, yum, yum.
41:15You've got to look nice.
41:16In my tongue.
41:17In my tongue.
41:18In my tongue.
41:19In my tongue.
41:20Wallaby bum.
41:21Five-star meal.
41:22Wallaby bum.
41:23It tasted sensational.
41:25I feel like that's what we all needed.
41:27And now we can go to bed with full tummies.
41:31That was delicious.
41:32Thank you very much.
41:33Yeah, that was about it, guys.
41:35And Talisa.
41:36Thank you so much.
41:37I'm not going to lie.
41:38Asshole tastes great.
41:40Really, really good.
41:42Are we good for H2O?
41:44Yep.
41:45So what's our plan for the morning?
41:46Just get as much in the orange as possible.
41:50And once the fire's clear, just get it back.
41:53Because we got it up to the top today.
41:55Sweet.
41:56So that's why it managed to survive.
41:58I can smash it with the bucket.
42:01I can be...
42:02Yeah.
42:03In the bucket.
42:04It's that Dutch pot.
42:05It's just heavy.
42:06Dutch pot's too heavy.
42:07Yeah, I know.
42:08We have had the longest day in camp yet.
42:12There has been tomfoolery, delusion and reflection.
42:17Shine, Jesus shine.
42:19Fill the earth with the fire.
42:22With the Father's glory.
42:24Bless, spirit, praise.
42:27Send our hearts on fire.
42:32We're really enjoying being with each other.
42:35I mean, we have our ups and downs, but actually it's so much fun.
42:39And it makes you want to sing.
42:40Low with the throne.
42:43Let us land with the Father's glory.
42:49Say, spirit, praise.
42:51Set our hearts on fire.
43:05We've had it all tonight, haven't we?
43:15Wow.
43:16Let's go in and tell them which three of them are doing the trial.
43:18Come on.
43:19They're really good for athletes.
43:20I don't know why.
43:21I don't know why.
43:23Here we go.
43:24Oh, hang on.
43:25That's good.
43:26That's a bit of fermented.
43:27Morning.
43:28Morning.
43:29Morning, everybody.
43:31Right, the public have been voting for the next trial.
43:34This one is called Rank Bank.
43:37In no particular order, the public have decided.
43:44Colleen.
43:47It's not you.
43:50Danny.
43:54It might be you.
43:57GK Barry.
44:01It's not you.
44:03Reverend Richard.
44:06It's not you.
44:09Jane.
44:10It's not you.
44:15Melvin.
44:16It's not you.
44:20Happy birthday, Mum.
44:21Hey.
44:22Barry.
44:23It's not you.
44:27Dean.
44:29It might be you.
44:32Oti.
44:33Oti.
44:34It's not you.
44:35Maura.
44:36It's not you.
44:37Talisa.
44:38It's not you.
44:39Alan.
44:40It might be you.
44:41Danny, Dean and Alan.
44:42The public have decided the person they want to see face Rank Bank is all three of you.
44:55Now then, there's more news, guys.
44:56Because the three of you will be going head to head.
44:57And not only that, all of you can come down to the trials area to watch it.
45:10See you later.
45:11Oh, my God.
45:12We're getting out.
45:13We're getting out.
45:14We're getting out.
45:15We're getting out.
45:16Let's go, Dean.
45:17Let's go, Dean.
45:18Let's go, Dean.
45:19Let's win some stars.
45:20That's so cool.
45:21That's all right, innit?
45:22Yeah.
45:23Happy days, bro.
45:24I'm so excited.
45:25Oh, this will be great.
45:26First one in the end.
45:27Bank.
45:28Bank.
45:29What do you want?
45:30This will be great.
45:31That's it from us here.
45:32But we're heading over to ITV2 and ITVX to John Joel, Sam and Kenny, but I'm a Celebrity Unpacked,
45:43where we also have exclusive news about some big changes happening in camp.
45:47And then we'll be back here tomorrow at 9 o'clock to see how Danny, Dean and Alan get on in Rank Bank.
45:53We'll see you then.
45:54Thanks for watching.
45:55Good night.
45:56Good night.
45:57Yeah.
45:58Yeah.
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