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00:00What's on the menu for lunch?
00:04Was my delicious breakfast not enough for you?
00:06There is nothing wrong with planning for the future.
00:09I wish you'd think of the guy who asked to make all the food for once.
00:12I could really use a few days off.
00:14What's that mean? Do we just starve until you get back?
00:17So we will shrivel up into nothing with our master's yummy food.
00:22I like cooking. It just gets a little boring if that's what I'm doing all day every day.
00:27You see how that would be tiring, right?
00:29But such is your duty, for only you can cook the things you are able to cook.
00:34You're right about that.
00:36I don't mean I want to stop.
00:38It'd just be nice to cook something simple every once in a while, like a barbecue dinner.
00:44Barbecue? The meat chunks you humans puncture with sticks?
00:48I could barbecue all kinds of meat and vegetables. I'd make yakisoba too.
00:53Do it.
00:55Huh?
00:56While I care not for leaves, barbecued meat sounds divine.
01:00Well, too bad. I can't do it without a barbecue grill.
01:04I wonder if I could ask a blacksmith to make one.
01:08Get out!
01:10As if our workshop were dealing such nonsense!
01:15When you look down on weapon makers, you pay!
01:19I'm so sorry!
01:22How I can do this.
01:23I'm so sorry!
01:24We can't do it without a barbecue grill.
01:26I'm so sorry!
01:27I'm so sorry!
01:28I'm so sorry!
01:29I'm so sorry!
01:30Now, I'm so sorry!
01:31I'm so sorry!
01:32I'm going to start with the party time
01:37I'm going to make it a main decision
01:40I'm going to drop my heart
01:43I'm going to take a deep breath
01:45I'm going to take a deep breath
01:47I'm going to take a deep breath
01:50I'm going to make it a spice
01:51I'm going to make it a little bit
01:53Let's change the world
01:58It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good
02:05Let's go with your hand, let's go
02:10Let me try, let me try
02:15It's so good, it's so good
02:19It's alright, I don't have a good day
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02:56Well, Dolan is renowned as a dungeon city after all.
03:04The blacksmiths here create powerful weapons used to slay the deadliest monsters.
03:09They're a proud bunch.
03:10Is that why they don't want to make me a grill? It's too simple for them?
03:14Craftsmen often have short tempers when it comes to their work.
03:17The dwarves at the smithies certainly do.
03:19Their skill is undeniable, but they can be incredibly stubborn.
03:22And they're known to have an affinity for the body.
03:25When they find decent booze, their work and the clients that need them often become afterthoughts.
03:30Ah, they like to drink.
03:32Indeed. If you want to get through to them, win them over with some quality liquor.
03:37They'd prefer a drink to spare change.
03:40This is your payment for the additional Dungeon Drop purchases.
03:45Please confirm.
03:50Sorry, lunch is simple today. Just some wyvern and rice.
03:54I love this stuff!
03:56You're just silly!
03:58Nothing beats the basic delights.
04:02Now I've got to shop.
04:04Hello online grocery!
04:06I should get something with a high alcohol percentage.
04:09Whiskey. That would be my best bet.
04:12Apparently domestic whiskey is the hot drink right now.
04:15The highball is the latest craze.
04:18Looks fancy.
04:23Decreases strength by approximately 2% for 5 minutes.
04:27And increases magic by approximately 2% for 5 minutes.
04:31What's that stuff? Special brown water?
04:34Nothing for you to worry about, Sui. This is alcohol.
04:39Alcohol.
04:40It's go time. Now that I'm armed with my secret weapon, I'm ready to try again.
04:45Is anybody here?
04:58Need something?
04:59I do. I'd like to make an order, please.
05:02Sure. What kind of weapon do you want?
05:05A sword or axe? Or maybe you want a spear?
05:08I'm trying to find a special appliance for cooking.
05:11Before you throw me out, at least let me show you my rough plan.
05:14It needs to be about this big and the drawer here is used for hot charcoal.
05:20The grate on top should be removable so you can adjust the charcoal or replace it with an iron plate.
05:25You need to go home. You're lucky you found a friendly guy like me.
05:31If you show this to any other shop, they'll kick your ass.
05:35A few other blacksmiths have already tried.
05:37Then you've learned your lesson. Give up and get lost.
05:41My idea's a good one. I need you to hear me out.
05:43Absolutely not.
05:44Master, one question. Do you like to drink?
05:51I only ask because I brought this.
05:54It's a rare kind of alcohol.
05:56It's truly top of the line stuff.
05:58And for some reason, I have a feeling it might suit your taste.
06:05What an aroma.
06:06The sweet juiciness of fruit paired with the fragrant smoke of a bonfire.
06:11And that color.
06:17Deep and luxurious. Shiny like amber.
06:21Wow. Whatever this drink is, it's the best I've drunk. And I've drunk a few.
06:32My dwarf dazzling weapon is a success.
06:35Not so fast, master. This liquor is only made on a small, far away island. So it's hard to get a hold of.
06:42If you agree to take my silly request, I'll give you five whole bottles of the stuff. That's on top of the traditional payment, of course.
06:49Ten bottles. Pay the regular fee. Plus ten bottles of that liquid gold.
07:02I can arrange that. Take this as a thank you.
07:06Mmm. You've got a deal.
07:13Who knew there was such delicious liquor out there?
07:16So, about the delivery time. How long do you think this project will take you?
07:21I'm an expert. Just give me three days. Including all the building materials, the price will be 350 gold coins.
07:28That sounds fair.
07:32The name's Alish.
07:33Oh.
07:34And you better not forget my booze.
07:39He cares more about the whiskey than the gold.
07:42People get so passionate about their liquor. I've learned a bunch of the gods are the same way.
07:48Oh, the gods.
07:51The offerings!
07:52Whoops. When was the last time I sent anything upstairs?
07:56Hello? Can everyone hear me?
08:01If anyone's having trouble hearing, it's you!
08:03It's like you forgot we existed!
08:05Punish him.
08:06Good plan. We don't want to lose him again. Tie him to a boulder so he stays put.
08:11You make torture sound so casual. I feel awful for forgetting the offerings.
08:16If you're awful, you wouldn't have done it! What a disgrace!
08:19You're disgusting!
08:21I know you're mad. And I'm happy to hear out all your complaints.
08:25But I need you to speak one at a time.
08:29I found him, so I'll go first!
08:31Heartless mortal swine! Would you unlock that tenanted eye not appear in your mind's eye?
08:36That shop is my absolute dream!
08:38I need to sample every cake they have in stock! If I don't try each flavor, I'll die!
08:43It's my turn! God of blacksmith ejecting it!
08:47I just cast a one-time blessing on that dwarf you commissioned to forge your fancy little kitchen toy if you feel like we're paying the favor!
08:55Don't play dumb with me! It's no secret you become quite the strategist.
09:00We know that every time your skills level up, you get to select a new tenant for that nifty grocery of yours!
09:06That's right. And I'll forgive all your sins if you promise the next tenant will be a liquor store.
09:12There's a good chance I'll have the option. Instead of selling beers and a handful of harder options, it would have an extensive selection.
09:19We examined your stats and came to the conclusion that when you hit level 40, a brand new tenant will come your way!
09:26So hurry up and get there! Train like your life depends on it! Then take a liquor store as your next tenant! You got it?
09:34I don't know. I'm pretty happy with my current level. There's no need to rush it.
09:39You'll get there in no time if you jump into the dungeon again. Now run along, champ!
09:44Not so fast! I haven't gotten a turn with him yet. Choose the drugstore next.
09:51I hear they carry affordable cosmetics and a range of beauty products so wide we could all find something to enjoy.
09:57Classic Kisharo. She's really done her homework.
10:00Hokkaido Seafood Market. Enchanting French Gourmet Fair. By Falcon State Big.
10:07Now Roussalka's making demands? They know more about my online grocery than I do!
10:12Right. Thanks. I appreciate your concern. But I do not plan on forcing myself to level up.
10:20Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
10:22Level up and get content! Level up and get content! Level up and get content!
10:25If that's all you want, then maybe I should just return your blessings and say goodbye!
10:28That'd mean no more offerings for you! No booze or sweets!
10:32Wait! We were being silly! Don't render my existence futile! This level will increase with time!
10:42You're right. We deities need to learn some patience.
10:45And it's wrong to ignore the feelings of those who are beneath us.
10:48I was blinded by booze.
10:50While we were a little rude, I would still like an apology for the offerings you neglected us.
10:55And to celebrate the addition of your new tenant, we should increase the monetary limit of your thoughtful gifts.
11:01Hey, that's a fine idea!
11:03Good thinking! You should get a bonus for that!
11:06Since selling that treasure, your wallet is several times heavier than it was before. Five times? Maybe, but I'm nice. Just double our limit.
11:14Double. Yeah. Yeah.
11:18I guess that works. I can increase the limit to six silver coins. In exchange, you'll stop pressuring me to raise my level.
11:29Tell me what you want one at a time, please.
11:32Me, me, me, me, me! I want that cake! White, yellow, every variation they make up!
11:37I'm afraid that's too much. It'll take more than six silver to buy all that.
11:41Agony! Let me choose for myself! Just show me the options!
11:45Great, she's catching on.
11:47As you wish, Goddess. Just make it quick, please.
11:51Don't destroy it!
11:54How fantastic! It's devastatingly hard to choose.
12:01Maybe you should make your way through the whole menu.
12:04I'll aim for completion! It's a radical idea, brosa!
12:08I hope you don't.
12:09I can go next. I too would love a quick preview of my options if you don't mind.
12:13The containers are different, but the product is the same.
12:16Ooh, do they have unique fragrances?
12:19Uh, I'm not the person to ask.
12:21Oh, hush, I'm almost done.
12:23Think something like this will work for you?
12:25Lovely. I'll take it.
12:27Great.
12:28You could spend my budget down the middle and spend half on beer!
12:31Spend my other three coins on any liquor that sounds good!
12:34I want the same thing as Ninmere.
12:36Check and check. Thanks for being speedy, you two.
12:39We've been patient and polite, so let us see what we're working with.
12:43Sure thing. Take a look.
12:45Glorious gods and goddesses, accept my offerings.
12:55Sending them offerings is practically a full-time job. They're so needy it hurts.
13:06Well, that exchange crushed my soul.
13:08But nothing kindles the heart's flame like creative cooking!
13:11Right, first of all.
13:13It's time to get dirty. Let's season.
13:16Rub herb salt over the whole cockatrice. Keep rubbing and rub some more.
13:21Now, we'll break out the frozen pilaf I bought with the offerings.
13:28After stuffing it to the brim, use bamboo skewers to keep your filling secure.
13:34Once you've tied the legs to maintain its shape, brush olive oil all over the skin.
13:39And into the preheated oven it goes!
13:42Every so often, take a quick peek and brush it with more oil.
13:58Oh yeah, Sui! I need your help.
14:01Could you make me a deeper plate in three cups like this while I'm cooking dinner?
14:05Here's your material.
14:08Okay.
14:17Sui is okay!
14:21So am I!
14:23Come get your roast cockatrice stuffed with pilaf!
14:26It's a pretty typical roast, but I put my own spin on it.
14:40Ooh!
14:41The smells from the meat are so yummy!
14:48That skin! The crispy entrance to a wonderland of tenderness!
14:52I thought the meat was enough on its own, but this rice drenched in juice and oil is divine!
14:59You get an entirely different shade of umami in every portion of the flesh!
15:03I can't believe it's all from the same bird!
15:05That's why roasting it whole adds a layer of fun to the meal.
15:13Bird bones are sharp, so take your-
15:15They'll be fine.
15:25Let's have pudding for dessert.
15:26You each get three.
15:28Ooh! You know I love that jiggly stuff!
15:34What a tasty treat!
15:36I'm glad you like it.
15:39What comes next?
15:40We conquered the city's dungeon.
15:42And made loads of dough!
15:44Where does the adventure go from?
15:50I should brush my teeth and get too bad.
16:04Hey, Hephaestus!
16:06What do you want?
16:07How do you feel about the otherworld or not pushing themselves to hit level 40?
16:11Bummer, huh?
16:12I want that liquor store tenant.
16:14There's an ocean of alcohol to try and we've just dipped our toes in!
16:18Which is a crime, if you ask me.
16:21As much as I'm with you, we already agreed that we would drop the subject.
16:25Sure, but I don't think he ever mentioned us granting him that secret skill, did he?
16:29He doesn't know it exists, so how could he mention it?
16:32Oh, I see.
16:33Glad we're on the same page.
16:34We'll bless him and he'll never know.
16:37Diablo Plasmus
16:43Mothive
16:54Good morning!
16:56Hi Master Alish!
16:57It's Makoda!
16:59You're here!
17:01Did you bring the alcohol?
17:02Yes, of course.
17:03Oh, now that's the good stuff. Well, come see.
17:10It's as epic as it is gigantic.
17:16The design you gave me wouldn't hold much charcoal, so I bumped up the size of the grill so you can bump up the size of your feast.
17:22The heat will be more stable this way, so you can cook your meat for as long as you want.
17:27Does this affect the payment?
17:28You brought the liquor. Just pay 300 gold.
17:31Truth is, this was a fun build. You brought me a unique job.
17:36So, how are you going to get it home?
17:39I'll fit it in my item box. There's a good spot for a test run outside the inn.
17:44If that's the plan, do your test run out back.
17:47We can't be sure it's perfect until you take it for a whirl. Same goes for the weapons I forge.
17:53If it needs any adjustments, I'll be there to make them on the spot.
17:56You wouldn't mind?
17:58Just let the dwarf have his way. Cutting out travel time will allow us to eat faster.
18:03Today, we'll be grilling orc and bloody hornbowl.
18:15Looks good! Can we just eat it like this?
18:18You're super duper hungry!
18:20Come on, I promise it'll be worth the wait. We can't make fine adjustments to the heat like we can with the magic stove.
18:27So we need to cook with a watchful eye and try not to move it around too much.
18:31You got some real estate open for me?
18:36Bone in?
18:38Their special sausage is made from scratch. One of my favorite treats. Give them a try!
18:44I'll take you up on that. You're welcome to help yourself to whatever you'd like.
18:49I knew this grill would do the trick. Just what I was going for.
19:01Pick any sauce.
19:04The crunchy crispiness of the outer layer highlights the juicy tenderness of a meat that lies at the very center.
19:17My favorite garlic soy sauce will pair nicely.
19:21There's enough meat to try every flavor.
19:25They're all good, but you should take your first bite with the wasabi soy sauce.
19:29I figured it would taste oily, but this wasabi stuff has an unexpected refreshing kick to it.
19:41It perfectly balances out this salty sauce you call soy.
19:44Yeah, I agree. That's the grown-up way to eat it.
19:48Then let this grown-up try!
19:50Yes, me too!
19:52The sausages are done!
19:59Huh?
20:04Now it's starting to feel like a real barbecue.
20:07That popping sound! It's overflowing with juice!
20:11This is great, Master Olish!
20:13I'm getting thirsty.
20:14I don't mind if I do.
20:16Wait, hold on a second.
20:18I'll use the cup suey made.
20:28This is the perfect chance to try it.
20:30First, cool it down.
20:32Mithril doesn't conduct heat, but the surface will still get cold.
20:37Then toss the melting ice and add some fresh.
20:41Now, pour in everyone's favorite ingredient.
20:44Fill about a quarter of your glass.
20:47You can just eyeball it.
20:49Now crack open your soda water.
20:52Make sure you don't pour it too fast.
20:55Give it all a quick stir.
20:59Add a squeeze of lemon.
21:01And it's done!
21:03Now that's a drink.
21:14I'll build you whatever you want for another one of these.
21:17It's called a highball and it's really popular where I'm from.
21:20Hmm.
21:21Ice is hard to find, especially around this time of the year.
21:25And I've never seen bubbly water.
21:27It must be a real delicacy for you to serve it in a mithril cup.
21:31Oh, you know it's mithril?
21:33It's my job to know.
21:34I'm Dolan's best for a reason.
21:36No shot beats the Alice Smithy.
21:38Wait, what?
21:39I had no clue you were the top blacksmith in town.
21:42Who did you think I was when you came to my workshop?
21:45A lover of life's finer liquors?
21:47Well, you're not wrong about that.
21:49I thought you'd be more serious, but you're so laid back.
21:53It's hard to imagine you conquering the dungeon.
21:56Huh?
21:57What blew my cover?
21:58You're the talk of the town, Makota.
22:01Everyone and their mother knows exactly who you are.
22:04Ah, that's news to me.
22:06Ah, she's got nothing new here.
22:22Steps got that, finish,ๆฅฝใซใชใ
22:25Fui niti, dekaku you kill
22:27Ta chudomari, soko shimmi watashite
22:28Humi sa ga shizudukete ilu
22:30Imo masa ni, jimmi ni miete mo
22:32Hikik dattele body
22:34To na ri mireba ki mochi sa ga raz
22:36Koko da kiro, come on, ikeri
22:38Go to walk ni ahate mo
22:40Katachi kaete tadoru bokken
22:43Chapter 2, tori modos crew
22:45Its maใฃใฆ pa nari ni ilu karane
22:49Salt&Pepa,ๆใฃใฆใใใฐ Salt&Pepa,้ฃใใงใใใใ
22:54Aใฃใใใใช,ๆตใใใใช
22:59Salt&Pepa,ๆใฃใฆใใใฐ Salt&Pepa,้ฃใใงใใใใ
23:04Salt&Pepa,ๆใฃใฆใใใฐ Salt&Pepa,้ฃใใงใใใใ
23:19Oh, it's so easy to wash off.
23:33A little water and all the gunk is gone.
23:37I'd expect nothing less from the great Master Olish.
23:40That's more than good work.
23:42Just add water.
23:43Poof, goes your nasty grease.
23:45Poof, go the burnt bits.
23:47Wow, cleanup has never been so easy.
23:50Thanks to me, God of Blacksmithing here to bless you with a clean plate.
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