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00:01We've got no food.
00:03We've got no comfort.
00:05Don't really want this to end.
00:11So you can't tell anyone our secret.
00:15No!
00:19Do you know what we saw in you?
00:21Go on.
00:22We saw someone who'd appreciate your spa day.
00:23This is crazy.
00:25I love it.
00:26I think I'm not right.
00:31I got this look and it was like they're not telling us the truth.
00:35The jig is up.
00:38You think there's something suspicious going on?
00:41I came back last night and I was like,
00:43I'm so sick.
00:44We've been suffering.
00:48Batter, can we say a prayer please?
00:50If hell has a smell, it's that.
00:58All right, just give me a minute.
00:59I'll listen to me.
01:00No, no, you listen to me.
01:01You're having a go at me.
01:02Get a chance to respond.
01:03Sure, mate.
01:05Don't dig me out like that.
01:09There's been suspicious minds in camp.
01:12And tonight the secret mission comes to an end.
01:15But there's one final twist in the tale.
01:17Who can stomach the truth?
01:19Here on I'm a Celebrity.
01:20Get me out of here!
01:47Oh, what a beautiful morning!
02:02Gorgeous, huh?
02:03Good morning.
02:04Good evening.
02:05Welcome to Australia.
02:06We're after three days of lies and deception.
02:09The truth is coming out.
02:11Yes, the junkyard case has been blown wide open.
02:14All thanks to super sleuth Colleen Rooney.
02:16Who else?
02:17I know.
02:18And you know what it's like with Whodunners.
02:19The killer always makes one fatal mistake.
02:22Always.
02:23Maybe they leave a smoking gun at the scene.
02:24Or maybe their fingerprints are on the murder weapon.
02:27Or maybe, just maybe, their hair smells nice because they've had a bubble bath.
02:33They would have got away with a tool if it wasn't for that pesky bubble bath.
02:36I'm telling you, there's a true crime podcast in this.
02:39And Indecta Horse.
02:40And Indecta Horse.
02:41Speak to my agent.
02:42And we'll have the full story of the crime of the century later on the show.
02:46Exciting.
02:47Exciting.
02:49Also coming up tonight, two counts become one.
02:52Dean gets tetchy with Alan.
02:54And it's finally here, folks.
02:55It's time for the Eaton Trial.
02:57Yes, this is the only TV show in history where we'll hear the immortal words...
03:01More anus, Vicar.
03:03You don't get that on Songs of Praise, do you?
03:05No.
03:06But we start by going back to yesterday morning when, over a main camp,
03:09the celebrities had saved some coconuts from dinner the night before to enjoy with their breakfast.
03:14And spoiler alert, these aren't the only nuts you'll see celebrities eaten on today's show.
03:20Coconut rice, coconut rice, coconut rice.
03:35We saved a bit of coconut for the morning.
03:37We didn't eat it last night.
03:38So we're making coconut rice and coconut tea.
03:42The golden juice.
03:44Don't waste that sweet juice.
03:45The morning is just great already.
03:47Oh, this is going to be epic.
03:50Coconut porridge and coconut tea down at Delves.
03:53Great day.
04:01Did you sleep alright?
04:02Are you mad?
04:03It's the best night's sleep I've ever had in my life.
04:05So good.
04:07So cozy.
04:08Right.
04:09We've got coconut.
04:10Oh lovely.
04:11That would be divine.
04:12We need to get into the coconut.
04:13That's the only thing.
04:14I'll do that.
04:15Okay, thanks.
04:16I'm sure the other camp will be missing Dean because he would be an asset to any camp actually.
04:37I don't want to let him go now.
04:38I think we've got him.
04:39We'd like to keep him.
04:40Thanks.
04:43Dean, I'd bang it on a rock on the fire for you.
04:48Oh look!
04:49There you go.
04:52I've never cracked a coconut open in my life.
04:54That is when I knew that I was in the jungle.
04:57But not just any jungle.
04:59The luxury junkyard jungle.
05:01What are you going to do with the coconut?
05:03Put it in.
05:04I was going to make a mango and coconut salsa.
05:07Would you like just a bit of coconut?
05:09Salsa.
05:11I'm quite happy here.
05:12I'm content.
05:13We are absolutely smashing that mission.
05:16Like, me and camp don't suspect a thing.
05:21So them lot are living the life of luxury.
05:25Guaranteed!
05:27We do think they are living in different conditions than the ones we have seen when we visited the junkyard.
05:34They were too calm.
05:35They were too clean.
05:36Dean was very quiet, which is not Dean at all.
05:40Dean's getting his hair done.
05:41Everything that we've heard and seen has been a facade.
05:44I don't think I'd be too upset with Maura and the Rev because they've just come here.
05:49But Dean-o.
05:51You know when you had to take Dean's bed down?
05:54Did you have to take all his toiletries?
05:56I took his mattress, his pillow and his sleeping bag.
05:59So what's he doing for toiletries?
06:01Yeah.
06:02He's living the life of Riley out there.
06:07I'm telling you, I'm not ready to give up this camp.
06:10Without a struggle?
06:11I don't want to give up the fruit, the bath, the juices.
06:18Do you think we'll have another mission?
06:21So we've had a bed, we've had food.
06:24What else is there?
06:25They don't have anything.
06:26No, we've got everything.
06:31They're not having a lovely time down there.
06:34They're just having a lovely time.
06:35Reverend Richard's having a great time making himself at home in the kitchen.
06:38It actually reminds me of one of my favourite Bible passages.
06:41Oh, yeah?
06:42And they said unto him,
06:44We have here but two coconuts and some leftover water and mango.
06:49And he said,
06:50Fear not, my children.
06:52Bring them hither to me and I shall knock off a mango and coconut salsa.
06:58I don't remember doing that bit in RE.
07:00Yeah.
07:03There was no trial vote yesterday because all 12 celebs would be going down to the trial and we walked into camp to give them the news.
07:09But Colleen being Colleen, she knew we were coming two minutes before we even got there.
07:15How does she do it?
07:16Apparently, I know why, she could smell your deodorant a hundred metres away.
07:20She's good, isn't she?
07:21That's what it was.
07:22She's so good. Always one step ahead of everybody.
07:24Yeah.
07:25She reminds me.
07:26She's asked me to give you one of these.
07:27Huh?
07:28Why would I need this?
07:29No idea.
07:30Down in camp...
07:31Achoo!
07:32God, she's good!
07:33She's good.
07:34All nine of you will be coming down to the trials area today.
07:39Yay!
07:40Finally!
07:41It's happened.
07:42It's happened, finally.
07:43If they turn up in like a three-piece suit and everything.
07:46Honestly, we need to see how they're dressed.
07:48Yeah.
07:49We need to see their hair.
07:50Colleen, get going with them questions, mate.
07:52Yeah.
07:53Yeah.
07:54Pulling them up in your head.
07:55Reel them off.
07:56Can't believe we're coming face to face with them again.
07:58And now we know.
07:59I'm so excited to do a group trial.
08:01It's a nice day out.
08:02I feel like we're going to like Thorpe Park.
08:04I'm very excited.
08:05And I can't wait to see those lying little thieves.
08:09Maura, Richard and Dean, please make your way to today's trial.
08:15We're not going to have to do anything.
08:16It's going to be like yesterday.
08:18It's time to put your game face on.
08:20I am on board with the mission because I want everybody to have the junkyard buffet.
08:27And I think we won't have to do anything.
08:29And I think I've done enough trials.
08:31Right, guys.
08:32Let's rock and roll.
08:33Come on, Baz.
08:34Come on, Baz.
08:35Yes, sir.
08:48I can't wait to see their faces.
08:49I know.
08:50So, what we should do is, guys, say nothing to them.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Don't let them know we've rumbled them and see if they still pile it on.
09:01We're going to come face to face with the guys from the junkyard.
09:04We think we've rumbled them.
09:05Yeah.
09:06But we don't know if they know that we've rumbled them.
09:10They're playing a game with us, so we're going to go and get them.
09:13Game on.
09:14Locked in.
09:15Hey!
09:18Hi, Barry.
09:19Come on in.
09:20It's over there for you.
09:22Come on in, have a seat.
09:24Welcome to the bush trucker trial area and welcome to the terrifying teddy bears picnic.
09:30It's nice to have you all down here.
09:33Are you looking forward to meeting up with the guys from the junkyard?
09:38Yes, we are.
09:39Yes, we are.
09:40What's that?
09:41Jim, why did you do that?
09:42We think there's something suspicious going on.
09:44Too clean.
09:45We have wagging for Christie.
09:46Dean had a look on his face.
09:47Well, it seems like they've been having a pretty hot down there, no?
09:50No.
09:51Oh, no, they haven't.
09:52No, they haven't.
09:53Look at that face.
09:54Yeah.
09:55What, you don't believe them?
09:56No, not at all.
09:57Let's bring them in, shall we?
09:58Yeah.
09:59All the way from the junkyard.
10:01Please welcome the Reverend Richard, Maura and Dean.
10:05PHONE RINGS
10:09Hi.
10:10Hello.
10:11Hi, Dean.
10:12How are you guys?
10:13Hi, Richard.
10:14Hi, Maura.
10:15Welcome, you three, to the bush trucker trial clearing.
10:19How are you all?
10:20I'm really hungry.
10:21It was very boring where we are.
10:23Dean did bring some spirit.
10:26What is the worst thing about being down in the junkyard?
10:29The hunger.
10:30The deprivation.
10:31The hardship.
10:32Really tough.
10:33I slept on the floor last night, so my back is absolutely broke.
10:37Guys, is there anything you would like to ask the three from the junkyard?
10:41They're not getting a job in Corrie, I can tell you that.
10:45Colleen, any questions?
10:46Yeah, I'm not convinced that you are actually in the junkyard.
10:50No, we're not convinced.
10:55Outrageous.
10:56We've been suffering.
10:57I guess we guessed it.
10:59I came back last night and I was like,
11:01something sussy going on there.
11:03Why could the Christie crack me?
11:05She knows.
11:06You smelled too good.
11:07You were too clean.
11:08Did you really just work it out?
11:09Yeah.
11:11You've also just given it away right now.
11:13Dean, Dean, was that an outright confession?
11:15No.
11:17Oh, God.
11:18No suspicious finds.
11:20You have officially been rumbled in the jungle.
11:24Yes, Talisa.
11:25I like it.
11:26Yes, you have.
11:27Guys.
11:28It's not good.
11:29It looks like you've been rumbled in the jungle.
11:30This is not good.
11:31More of Amy do it.
11:32More of Amy do it.
11:33Circumstances in the junkyard are not quite as tough as we may have led you to believe.
11:38Do it.
11:39Do it.
11:40I had a bath.
11:41We had a bubble bath.
11:43Melvin, I just want to say I'm really sorry that I had cheese sandwiches while you were getting dunked on.
11:48You were eating while that was happening?
11:51And I really enjoyed them as well.
11:52I heard you crying.
11:53I'm a good actress.
11:55So, basically, they made you sacrifice food for them and they made you sacrifice a bed for them, but for very good reason.
12:05Do you want to tell them why?
12:07Because we're winning meals for the junk food buffet for the whole camp.
12:13For everyone.
12:14Every time you've sacrificed something for them, they have won you food.
12:20So far, they have won six portions of food at the junk food buffet.
12:28However, there are still six portions of food for grabs.
12:35Dean, you can take a seat.
12:36Canna.
12:37With your old camp mates.
12:38Yeah!
12:41Richard, you sit here.
12:43Maura, you sit here.
12:45Father, can we say a prayer, please?
12:48So, like I said, there are still six portions of food available to win and it's up to you two to win them by taking part in today's trial.
13:00But shall we tell you exactly what it is?
13:02This is the terrifying teddy bears picnic.
13:05It's an eating trial with 12 picnic themed dishes.
13:11Now, for every two dishes you successfully eat, you'll win another portion of food for the junk food buffet.
13:18If one of you refuses to eat a dish, then you will lose that portion and we'll move on to the next one.
13:25So, you both have to eat to win the portion.
13:28Now, neither of you have to do this trial.
13:30You don't have to do it.
13:31But that means there will only be the six portions of food at the buffet.
13:36It will be half a buffet, really.
13:38Six portions is a lot though, right?
13:40I'm quite full.
13:42Yeah, but you're full, they're not.
13:44You can pass on a dish if you want, but you can't come back to it.
13:47What do you think?
13:49We've got to get those portions, Maura.
13:51We've got to.
13:52We are starving.
13:53Don't mess this up.
13:54That is rice and beef.
13:55Don't mess this up.
13:56You're going to sleep with us.
13:57It's true.
13:58If you want a nice welcome in Maine Count, then, you know, you need to do well in this trial.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Yeah, we do, to be fair.
14:04We do.
14:05Should we have a look at the first dish?
14:06Yes.
14:07In your back.
14:08I guess so, yeah.
14:12Time for round one, then.
14:14Maura, you're up first.
14:16Lovely.
14:17Should we see the first dish?
14:18Yeah.
14:19Ranger Bear, first dish, please.
14:22If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.
14:26How cute!
14:27How cute!
14:29The teddy bears have a big stick.
14:32This is a pork eye.
14:38It's pig's eyeballs.
14:41No, you're joking.
14:43I'm not.
14:44Only one.
14:45Two.
14:46Oh, you're joking.
14:47Oh, Declan.
14:48I feel sick just looking at it.
14:50Pick it up, have a feel.
14:53Oh, wow.
14:54She's sobering.
14:55She's in.
14:56Oh!
15:03Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity.
15:05Get me out of here.
15:06Now, after three days of lies and deceit in the junkyard,
15:09Reverend Richard and Maura have been well and truly rumbled.
15:13Yep, but they were given one last shot at redemption.
15:16If they complete and Bush took a trial,
15:18they'd win a full junk food buffet for the whole camp.
15:21They both had their eyes on the prize,
15:23and the first prize was a pair of eyes.
15:26Oh, wow.
15:29She's sobering.
15:30She's in.
15:31Oh!
15:32Oh, seems chewy.
15:33You got it, Momo.
15:35Don't even think about it.
15:36Oh!
15:37Come on, you got it.
15:39Come on, you got it.
15:40It's really dry.
15:48Well done.
15:49Done.
15:50Good start.
15:51Now it's just one more eyeball.
15:53Oh, she's straight in there.
15:55No messing about.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Is that going to be your tactic, Richard?
15:59No messing them out.
16:00Cross that bridge when they get to you, too.
16:02Oh!
16:04Come on.
16:05Come on.
16:06No, no, no, no.
16:07Come on.
16:08Go on.
16:09Put your head up.
16:10Go on.
16:11Oh!
16:12Go on.
16:13Have you done it?
16:14Oh.
16:15Yeah!
16:16It's really dry and just a foul, foul taste of it.
16:21Well done.
16:22Yeah, you did it.
16:23Well done.
16:24Richard.
16:25So to win this portion, you need to complete your dish.
16:28OK.
16:29Should we find out what it is?
16:30Yes, please.
16:31Teddy bear ranger.
16:32Today's the day the teddy bears have appeared.
16:36This is a Kroldorf salad.
16:41We've got cockroaches and crickets there.
16:43What you have to do, you've got to eat five cockroaches and five crickets.
16:48So what we're about to receive.
16:49Get it, thank you.
16:50Get it, thank you.
16:51Get it, thank you.
16:52Come on, Father.
16:53Oh, look at this.
16:54Oh.
16:55Come on.
16:56Four.
16:57Five.
16:58Oh, give it in.
16:59Give it in.
17:00Come on.
17:01Wow.
17:02Seven.
17:03Seven.
17:04Get your head up.
17:05Eight.
17:06Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:09Oh.
17:10Oh.
17:11Oh.
17:12Oh.
17:13Oh.
17:14Oh, come on.
17:15Come on, Rev.
17:16Come on.
17:17Ten.
17:18Give it in.
17:19Give it in.
17:20Come on.
17:21Give it in.
17:22Come on.
17:23Give it in.
17:24Show us an empty mouth.
17:25Don't.
17:26No, no, no, no, no.
17:27No, no, no, no.
17:28No, no, no, no.
17:29Richard, keep it in.
17:30Come on.
17:31Give them the courage.
17:32Come on.
17:33Show them an empty mouth.
17:34Yeah.
17:35Well done, Richard.
17:36Oh, Reverend, it was touch and go for a moment.
17:39It really worked.
17:40Nearly go.
17:41Oh, well done.
17:42That's one more portion for the jugboomba bear.
17:45So that's seven portions.
17:47Yeah.
17:48Okay.
17:49Ready for round two?
17:50Yeah.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Reverend Richard, you're going first on this one.
17:54Okay.
17:55Let's see what you've got.
17:56This is chamovile tea.
18:01Blended surstromming, which is fermented herring.
18:06Oh.
18:07Fermented?
18:08If you could just polish off that whole cup.
18:10The whole cup?
18:11The whole cup.
18:13More tea vicar, right?
18:14More tea vicar.
18:15You beat me to it.
18:16Oh, my God.
18:19Don't stop.
18:22Don't stop.
18:23Keep going.
18:24Don't stop.
18:25Don't stop.
18:26Easier said than done.
18:27Oh.
18:28Oh, just caught a whiff of that.
18:29Oh, it's really bad.
18:30Oh, that's disgusting.
18:31Oh.
18:32Oh.
18:33Oh.
18:34Come on, Reverend.
18:35No.
18:36No, no, no, no.
18:37Oh, my God.
18:38I've never spent anything that bad in my life.
18:41Come on, Reverend.
18:42One more.
18:43One more.
18:44One more big one.
18:45One more big one.
18:46One more big one.
18:47One more.
18:48Come on.
18:49Oh, my God.
18:50Oh, my God.
18:51Oh, my God.
18:52Reverend, if hell has a smell, it's that.
18:59Absolutely.
19:00That is the worst thing I've ever smelt on this show.
19:03The taste isn't great, either.
19:05Less tea thicker?
19:06But you haven't won a portion yet because, Maura, you have to complete your dish.
19:13Oh, this is painful.
19:14This is...
19:15Lemon Afraid.
19:20It's blended beech worms.
19:24You can put the lemon on the sides.
19:26That's not part of it.
19:27But you have to drink all of this glass.
19:29Don't smell it.
19:30Keep your head back.
19:31Come on, Maura.
19:32You can do it.
19:33Don't smell it.
19:34It can't be as bad as that, really.
19:35I'm not sleeping next to you tonight, Pat, or after that.
19:38I'm having you now.
19:39OK.
19:41Oh, yes.
19:42Look at this.
19:43You're not going to go.
19:45Yeah!
19:47Yeah!
19:48That's another portion.
19:51Yay!
19:53That's eight in total now.
19:55Right.
19:56Round three.
19:57Maura, you're up first in this round.
19:59Brilliant.
20:00Are you ready?
20:01Shall we find out?
20:02This...
20:03This...
20:04is chocolatey scare.
20:08We're looking for two scorpions.
20:10Oh, I could cry.
20:12Think of a prawn.
20:15Do you like prawns?
20:16I love prawns.
20:17There you go, then.
20:18Pick your prawns.
20:19You've got it.
20:20Oh, it's vile.
20:21Don't think about it.
20:22Come on, Maura.
20:24Yay!
20:25Go on!
20:26Oh, she's brilliant.
20:27You've got it.
20:28That's crunchy, isn't it?
20:29Oh!
20:30You have got this.
20:31Oh!
20:32Keep going.
20:33You've got it.
20:34Give it in, give it in, give it in.
20:35Oh, girl.
20:36You're doing it.
20:37You're doing it.
20:38You're doing it.
20:39Does the flapping help?
20:40Yeah, it helps.
20:41It helps.
20:42Brilliant.
20:43There you go.
20:44Yeah!
20:45There you go.
20:46Yeah!
20:47Brilliant.
20:48Come on, Maura.
20:49Yeah, come on.
20:50Down the hat.
20:51Yay!
20:52That's it, Maura.
20:53That's it.
20:54You've got this.
20:55Look at you.
20:56Oh!
20:57Come on.
20:58Oh, babe.
20:59Come on.
21:00You have got this, girl.
21:01What's happening again?
21:02Let me go, girl.
21:03Woo!
21:05Yay!
21:08That was very impressive, I have to say.
21:11Reverend Richard.
21:12Hello.
21:13Hello again.
21:14It's over to you.
21:15This is...
21:18Snort bread biscuits.
21:20They're pig snouts.
21:21They're pig snouts?
21:22Yeah.
21:23You have to eat one slice of snout.
21:25Bristles as well.
21:26Everything in there.
21:27Everything.
21:28Easy.
21:29Just like a pretzel.
21:30Easy.
21:31That's it.
21:32That's it.
21:33Very good.
21:34No, I didn't understand the whole thing.
21:38Richard.
21:39Keep going, Richard.
21:40That's great.
21:41Keep going.
21:42Keep going.
21:43You can do it, Richard.
21:44Let's go.
21:45Think of something nice you like to eat.
21:47You look pate.
21:48Pate, that's it.
21:49Think of pate.
21:50Well done, Laura.
21:51Fantastic.
21:52That's it.
21:53Well done, Richard.
21:54Get it on.
21:55Yes!
21:56Good grief.
21:57Nobody ever puts a full snout in at once, but you did.
22:00I won't have.
22:01No snout is safe.
22:02No snout is safe.
22:04Well done.
22:05Congratulations.
22:06Well done.
22:07That is another portion for the junk food buffet.
22:09Yay!
22:11Go, Richard.
22:12On to round four.
22:13Reverend Richard.
22:14Oh, great.
22:15You're going up first in this one.
22:16Let's see what we've got.
22:17This is chicken bum sticks.
22:20Chicken bum sticks.
22:21I didn't know chicken's bums were that big.
22:23It's a crocodile.
22:24Oh, it's a crocodile.
22:25Crocodile anus.
22:26The portion on the stick.
22:28Oh, there you go.
22:30Oh, that is...
22:31Again.
22:32Again.
22:33All in.
22:34Straight in.
22:35He's all in.
22:36Straight in.
22:37There's no...
22:38He's all in.
22:40OK.
22:45Oh, my goodness.
22:47He's a machine.
22:48He doesn't know what I'm about.
22:49Maura.
22:50Well done.
22:51Time for your part in this round.
22:54This is...
22:56a crotch egg.
22:59It's a gourd testicle.
23:01Surely not all of that.
23:02You have to take it out
23:04and eat the whole testicle.
23:06No, you're kidding me.
23:07I'm not.
23:09Roll it out of the outer case in there.
23:11Oh, my God.
23:13Grab your bows and get it done.
23:15Yeah.
23:16You can do two chews?
23:17Ah!
23:19Was that an impression of a goat or...?
23:21No, this is just me getting ready.
23:23OK, right, OK.
23:24Look at it.
23:25Just put it in your mouth.
23:26That's it.
23:27Yes.
23:28Oh, it's gone.
23:29Oh, no.
23:30I might need to go on half an hour.
23:32Two bites.
23:33It's a delicious...
23:35Oh!
23:36Oh!
23:38There you go.
23:39There you go.
23:40There you go, Maura.
23:42Don't know what I expected to see on the inside.
23:44No, not that.
23:45I wasn't sure.
23:46You have got this, Maura.
23:48It's all good.
23:49Putty.
23:50Putty, Maura.
23:52Really bad.
23:53Really bad.
23:55Too good.
23:56I don't want to do the other one.
23:58Come on, you're halfway there.
24:00Come on, Maura.
24:01It's not incredible right now.
24:03Come on.
24:04I can't.
24:05I can't swallow it.
24:06Come on, you can't.
24:07Yeah.
24:08First time I said that.
24:10I don't understand that, Rafe.
24:13Sorry, Paura.
24:15Cheers.
24:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:20Give it in.
24:21Give it in.
24:22Don't lose it.
24:23Don't lose it now.
24:24Look up.
24:25Look up, Maura.
24:26Sure, you did one and you can do it all then.
24:27Yeah.
24:28Come on, Maura.
24:30Come on, Maura.
24:31Come on, Maura, come on.
24:32Come on, bro.
24:33Come on, Maura.
24:34Come on, Maura.
24:35Go.
24:36Come on, Maura.
24:37No, no.
24:38Go.
24:39No, no, no.
24:40No, no, no, no.
24:42You're so nearly there, Maura.
24:43Got this.
24:45Nearly there!
24:46Go on, go on, go on, go on.
24:47Yes!
24:48You've got me.
24:49You've got it.
24:51Come on.
24:52Chin up.
24:53You've got it.
24:54Oh, I don't know who did that.
24:56Well done. Well done. Well done.
25:01That is portion number ten for the Junk Food Buffet!
25:06Yay!
25:08Well done. Time for round five.
25:10The rest of the dishes will all be sharing platters.
25:14Let's find out what we've got first.
25:16I can't cope with much more, Richard. I can't.
25:24No.
25:28We've got...
25:30I can't. No.
25:31Sandwichity grubs and strawberries and screen.
25:35So we're going to dish those out to you.
25:41You each have to eat one witchity grub and one cow's teat.
25:46Oh, no.
25:48You've got this, guys.
25:57You want to do it at the same time? Oh, he's gone for it.
25:59Yes, Pep.
26:00That's it.
26:01Oh, Richard, don't. I can't look at you.
26:04Oh, no!
26:05Just go for it. Go for it.
26:07Because if you're watching him...
26:08Keep it in, Richard. Keep it in.
26:10Come on.
26:11Don't lean down.
26:13No, no, no, lift up, lift up, lift up.
26:15Oh, no!
26:16Oh, no, no, no!
26:18Oh, no!
26:19Oh, shut up!
26:20Keep it in, keep it in.
26:21That's it.
26:22Come on, Liam.
26:23Come on, yes.
26:24There you go.
26:25Richard, well done, have a drink.
26:26Oh!
26:29That's it.
26:30You're nearly done.
26:31Just swallow now.
26:33Yes!
26:34Well done.
26:35Good girl.
26:36Just one teat each to complete this round.
26:40No, you've come this far.
26:41Come on.
26:42Pick a teat.
26:43There you go.
26:44Oh!
26:45Oh, there's hair on it.
26:47Yeah.
26:48That's the least of your hurries.
26:51There he is.
26:52It's Richard's coffee.
26:53Yes, Richard.
26:54Yes, Richard.
26:55Come on, now.
26:56Don't think about it.
26:57Come on, Laura.
26:58In and down.
26:59Yes, Richard.
27:00Go, Laura.
27:01Richard, well done.
27:02Yes, insane.
27:03Incredible.
27:04Come on, Laura.
27:05You're doing amazing, Momo.
27:06Good girl.
27:07That's it.
27:08Well done.
27:09No, no, no.
27:10Look at her after that.
27:11Yay!
27:12Portion number 11 for the junk food buffet.
27:15Right.
27:16Let's get the final food out.
27:19Rangers!
27:20Let's go.
27:21It's the last one.
27:23It's the last one.
27:26This is...
27:30a shaw pukery platter.
27:34And...
27:35a platter of cock snail sausages.
27:42We've got vomit fruit down the end there,
27:45a sheep's brain, and three giant mealworms.
27:49And on this dish here, we have bull's penis and snails.
27:54Now, you've got to eat one stick each,
27:56and you've got to share the vomit fruit,
27:59share the brain, and one mealworm each.
28:02I wouldn't blame them for tapping out.
28:03I wouldn't.
28:04A little satay stick.
28:06Cheers.
28:07Oh, Lord, Richard.
28:10Well done, Richard.
28:11Great motivation, Richard.
28:14Straight in.
28:16Killing it.
28:18That's it.
28:19That's it, guys.
28:20That's it.
28:21That's it.
28:22Straight in.
28:23Oh, it's like a rubber.
28:27Oh, Richard.
28:28Very good.
28:32Oh, I've got this.
28:33Super stuff.
28:38One more.
28:39There you go.
28:41Oh, she's amazing.
28:45So, it's one giant mealworm each,
28:48half a brain, half a vomit fruit.
28:58Oh!
29:04Are you okay?
29:05Yeah, very good.
29:06Very good.
29:11You've done it.
29:12Well done.
29:13Half a brain.
29:14Go on.
29:15Yes, that's right.
29:16Go, go, go, go, go.
29:19That's it, baby.
29:20Let's go, Laura.
29:21Go, Richard.
29:22Yes, Maura.
29:23Yes, Maura.
29:26Yes, Richard!
29:28Woo-hoo!
29:29Okay, good job.
29:30Okay, good job.
29:31Okay, good job.
29:35Come on.
29:36Give it down.
29:37Give it down, Richard.
29:39Well done, Richard.
29:40Yes, well done.
29:41Well done, Richard.
29:42Oh, it's awful.
29:44Oh, my.
29:46Does it taste bad?
29:47Yes.
29:48Nearly there, Maura.
29:49You're amazing, Maura.
29:53Yes.
29:54Yes!
29:55Brilliant work.
29:56One tiny vomit fruit away.
30:00Richard, if you try and half it as best you can,
30:03and then hand the other half over to Maura.
30:07Oh.
30:08Oh, I just got a whiff of that.
30:12Throw it in.
30:13It's fruit, remember.
30:14It's fruit.
30:15It's fruit.
30:16It's fruit.
30:17It does.
30:18Little bit of fruit.
30:19Richard, let's go, Richard.
30:20Let's go, Richard.
30:21Richard.
30:22Well done, Richard.
30:23It's so good.
30:24Oh, well done.
30:25It's the last bit.
30:26It's the last bit.
30:27Nearly there now.
30:28Nearly there.
30:29You got it.
30:30You got it.
30:31No, no, no.
30:32Don't lose it now.
30:33Don't lose it now.
30:34Come on.
30:35Come on.
30:36Come on, get it in.
30:37Come on.
30:38Come on, Maura.
30:39It's a swallow.
30:40Nearly there.
30:41Nearly there.
30:42You swallow.
30:43There you go.
30:44Yes!
30:45You have both successfully won 12 portions of food for the junk food buffet.
30:54Maura, well done.
30:55Reverend Richard.
30:57Well done.
30:58You could all now, all 12 of you, make your way back to main camp.
31:02Yes!
31:03But, but, but, why don't you go via the junkyard to show off its secrets?
31:08Yes!
31:09Come on to the junkyard.
31:10Bye!
31:11See you later.
31:12Well done.
31:13See you later.
31:14Eat well.
31:15Eat well.
31:16Eat well.
31:17Fill your boots.
31:23He stinks.
31:24I'm sorry.
31:25It was...
31:26I'm struggling to stand next to him.
31:27Honestly.
31:28How did we do that?
31:29Well, we powered through, didn't we?
31:30This was our first trial as well.
31:32Mission complete.
31:33Yeah.
31:34We smashed it.
31:35Honestly, it's been, it's been hell.
31:38We didn't understand, Mel.
31:40We didn't understand.
31:41Honestly.
31:42You guys.
31:43You guys.
31:44I was so evil.
31:46Welcome to our crib.
31:48What?
31:50Oh, come on.
31:51Oh, my days.
31:52This is our really comfy bed.
31:55Oh, my word.
31:56We've got a bubble bath with hot water.
31:58Oh, it smells amazing.
31:59Oh, my goodness.
32:00And the reason we didn't need a fire, guys, was...
32:03Is it a bath?
32:04We've got a cooker.
32:05They've got a cooker.
32:06No way.
32:07No.
32:08We didn't need the fire.
32:09Ever.
32:10A bath, a fridge.
32:12They had bath salts.
32:13And a stove.
32:14I mean, the acting skills from Maura and the Rev.
32:17It's worrying.
32:18Can a reverend even lie to you?
32:19No.
32:20Is that allowed?
32:21He's got to repent.
32:22Surely.
32:23He's got to repent.
32:24So, I've got to ask the question.
32:25Thanks for pillows.
32:26Because we thought we kneeled it.
32:28No.
32:29Who figured us out first?
32:30Colleen.
32:31Colleen.
32:32Colleen.
32:33What happened?
32:34I knew it.
32:35I knew.
32:36I knew it.
32:37You were too...
32:38Yeah, emotional.
32:39Yeah, too emotional, too.
32:41I went too hard.
32:42Yeah, you went too hard.
32:43Damaged.
32:44And then, last night, when I come back down, I was thinking,
32:46no, I'm not right there.
32:48I am glad to confirm my suspicions were right.
32:53I've been living in luxury.
32:55But that eating challenge was tough.
32:58I think they've redeemed themselves.
33:00Don't know about Dean, though.
33:02And you know what else?
33:03Our pans came back so clean.
33:05Get there.
33:06Nothing gets past Miss Rooney.
33:12Oh, Colleen is so good, isn't she?
33:14Dot, dot, dot, she's good.
33:16Very impressive.
33:17And massive respect to Maura and Reverend Richard in the trial.
33:21Well done, guys.
33:22Very good.
33:23Well done.
33:24Very good.
33:25Oh, what a trial.
33:26I've ever been to being sick at a trial.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Some of the smells there.
33:29Oh, awful.
33:30It was unholy.
33:31And bumholy.
33:32And bumholy as well.
33:33Yeah.
33:34If you're hungry for more.
33:35They aren't.
33:36Then feast your eyes on this.
33:40Two celebrities are ready for an MRT.
33:43A miserably offensive trial.
33:47And this one's trucking terrifying.
33:51To take home dinner, they'll need the right spanner.
33:54Who's revved up and ready for absolute carnage?
34:02Absolute carnage.
34:03And the vote for absolute carnage is now open.
34:06This one is another two-hander.
34:08You can have your save via the I'm A Celebrity app where voting is free.
34:11And you can cast up to five votes.
34:13Now the voting window is only open for eight minutes.
34:16Short.
34:17What did you call me?
34:18Time for a quick break.
34:19But we've arrived back with loads more action from an eventful day in camp.
34:23See you in a few minutes.
34:34Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity.
34:35Get me out of here.
34:36Live from us.
34:37That's us.
34:38Hi guys.
34:39Hi.
34:40Hi from Australia.
34:41The vote for absolute carnage closes soon.
34:44So don't hang about.
34:45So it was time to close the junkyard's doors.
34:49And all 12 celebrities were finally united into one camp.
34:52Yes!
34:53They've all got a red g-lay.
34:54Yes.
34:55Good. We're off.
34:56Yeah.
34:57And with 12 of them in there, the big question was, who's going to sleep where?
35:02There's a bed.
35:03There's a bed.
35:04There's three beds.
35:05Get it, Danny.
35:06Go, go, go.
35:07Go, Danny, go.
35:08Quick, now this one here.
35:09What?
35:10Yeah, take it.
35:11Can I have it?
35:12Yeah.
35:13Welcome home.
35:15Welcome home.
35:17Welcome home.
35:18Wow, it is very smoky.
35:19Oh my goodness.
35:20Welcome home, Dave.
35:21Welcome, Richard.
35:22Welcome.
35:23This is it.
35:24Welcome home, Rich.
35:25So this is it?
35:26Yeah.
35:27Shall we show you where the like, the shower and bath?
35:29Yeah, that'd be great.
35:30Do you want to come and see?
35:31Come on.
35:32Come show you there.
35:33Down here.
35:34So where's everybody sleeping?
35:35Whose is that hammock then?
35:36That's a wider hammock.
35:37It's a new one.
35:38I've got to get off that.
35:39I have to get off that.
35:40Is that wider as well?
35:41Yeah, no, it's, it's Lord of the Floor.
35:43You've moved out, you're moving back.
35:44I've moved down.
35:45If you're newcomers, you get the worst beds.
35:47Oh.
35:48Oh yeah, this is nice and communal, isn't it?
35:50It's great.
35:51I did not mess about today.
35:52There was a brand new bed and a brand new hammock.
35:54So I went straight for that bed.
35:56Danny, can you take that bed though?
35:58Because it's closer to the rats and I don't want to lose.
36:00I'm going near the rat sunshine.
36:02I've slept near the rats every week.
36:06And normally I don't go out there and do things for myself like that.
36:10But I had to get it.
36:12This is where Melvin sleeps.
36:13This is where Oti sleeps.
36:15The GK's on that hammock.
36:17You're on that hammock or that hammock.
36:20Depending on which one you want.
36:21I think I'd prefer this one if I'm being honest.
36:24So how long, how many nights have they slept in here?
36:29Since the beginning.
36:30Oh yeah, it's time for a switch up.
36:32Honey, I'm home.
36:33Oh my God.
36:34Reverend.
36:35What hammock are you sleeping on?
36:36Whatever I'm given, I guess.
36:37Richard, could you manage your hammock, do you think?
36:40I don't know.
36:41Getting in and out of it might be comedy.
36:42I've never slept in a hammock and I'm not a good sleeper.
36:46I'm also tall, overweight, so that perhaps doesn't bode well for my night time pleasure.
36:53That's it.
36:54That's it.
36:55Careful.
36:56Feels good?
36:57Yeah.
36:58Have you slept in a hammock before?
36:59No, I don't know.
37:00I don't know what to expect.
37:01I just feel bad for him.
37:02I don't think he should be in a hammock.
37:03I don't think so either.
37:04To see how you feel.
37:05Yeah, I mean I don't know if I'll be.
37:06If you don't feel good, I'll switch it.
37:07If you don't feel good.
37:08If you don't feel good, I'll switch it to him.
37:10I'm also tall, overweight, so that perhaps doesn't bode well for my nighttime pleasure.
37:13That's it.
37:14That's it.
37:15Careful.
37:16Feels good?
37:17Yeah.
37:18Have you slept in a hammock before?
37:19No, I don't know what to expect.
37:20I'd be fine though.
37:21Yeah.
37:22I'd just feel bad for him.
37:23I don't think he should be in a hammock.
37:24to see how you feel yeah i mean i don't know if i'll be if you don't feel good i'll switch with
37:29you no i'm right next to melbourne uh thank you but i'm sure i'll be fine people have not been
37:34offering up their beds in fact dean did not offer his bed to anyone and then he went and he slept
37:40on danny's bed and he took a nap tricky one isn't it hey who should sleep where well as the bible
37:49says it will be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for reverend richard
37:55calls to get a decent night's kip in a hammock i need to see your copy of the bible because it's
38:01very different than one i've seen before the vote for absolute carnage is now closed and very shortly
38:06we'll be heading down to the camp to announce which two celebs are doing it right time for the moment
38:11they've all been waiting for now the arrival of the junk food buffet a mouth-watering spread all
38:17brought in the camp by richard mora and khalil not since wayne made his england debut have we seen
38:22a rooney dribbling quite this much we've got a present oh we've got
38:36walking into cam with the junk foods to see my campmates faces yeah it was a picture
38:43it's a chicken nugget oh my god no celebrities as a result of winning 12 portions of food at the
38:52junk food buffet you have won kangaroo burgers yes hot dogs yes chicken nuggets pizza onion rings and
39:00australian fries thank you guys go go go everything you could think of we had never have you seen a
39:12lesbian so quick to put a sausage in their mouth i devoured that oh my god oh my god cheers
39:18everyone cheers cheers everyone thank you guys so much for doing all that oh my god oh my god actual
39:33flavor that's incredible wow there was a party in my mouth
39:38so just double checking does anyone still want rice and beans no i feel emotional does anyone else
39:46feel like they could just start crying yeah the done is going to be a problem yeah no
39:52she's eating my lips were pumping because i think my taste buds went ot where have you been
39:59the next time we eat rice and beans it's going to taste like dog yeah yeah well last night all the
40:07conversation was about rumbling that lot down there but then they redeemed themselves because of course it
40:13was revealed that they were doing it for a reason you see maura you're not as hungry as we are we're
40:18starving it's like hyenas i think the campmates have definitely forgiven me and richard for all
40:27our lies thank you maura thank you richard thank you oh you're welcome do you know what looking at your
40:35faces it gives me a you don't know how what you did for us today i don't think you realize seriously
40:42if there had been any anxiety from people thinking why are we letting these traitors
40:46into our midst it immediately dispelled because there were burgers there were onion rings there
40:51were chicken nuggets we did our job and they forgave us and it was lovely to see the camp so happy and
40:56people fed we we made um and then left them hello pardon you sorry you walked over it the worst time
41:06colleague just walked into my birthday i'd rather a bath and a bit no yeah i would
41:11it was a long time but no we're not papers we're not guys the roonies aren't peppers
41:16the roonies aren't peppers pass it on
41:28welcome back time to celebrity get me out of here what on our way into camp to tell them which two
41:32celebs off to face absolute carnage but before that back to last night when down in camp there was
41:40trouble getting wood we've all been there right guys
41:47has anyone seen any wood anywhere well i can't go on my own no no you must wake up and otherwise
41:54i'd go and do it with you and heartbeat jane i did this maybe wake him up
41:58he's had a night's rest on a very luxurious bed he'll be fine camp members are not allowed to go fetch the
42:10wood by themselves so we had to wake dean up dean hi mate it's only al can you hear me
42:18hello dean hello dean sorry mate listen jane's gone down to collect wood and somebody has to go
42:30with her but there's only you allowed to carry it back up not fancy it no okay okay are you okay i'll go
42:39go down you need to go get woods with jane i won't dean
42:53you can go back oh you made it yeah i did make it all right but i was trying to wake you up as
43:10soft as a can i was going to wake me up you need to give me a minute all right if you're going to wake
43:14me up listen to me yeah listen to me if you're going to wake me up you need to give me a minute
43:18right all right it takes me a couple of minutes for my contact lenses to get back working again
43:22all right so you don't need to say to me do not fancy it okay and then don't turn around and walk
43:27away all right just give me a minute i'll listen to me no no you listen to me all right mate just
43:31listen to me i've listened to you give me a second jane was halfway down i know that's why i went i
43:36know i get that i get that but you need to give me a minute okay i didn't say how you think i meant
43:41it but if you took it that way then i apologize okay i just needed a minute i just needed a minute
43:45i don't think you're going to listen but that's fine i am okay i didn't want to wake you up mate
43:49i went oh if you don't fancy it i'll go but i'm not allowed to carry what you said i wasn't having
43:53a go at you i know i don't think you're having a go okay i don't think you're having a go at me
43:57i'm not saying that right fair enough mate oh i don't think jane was halfway down here so i had
44:01to go with it i don't think you're having a go at me yeah all i'm saying is you went you don't fancy
44:04it okay yeah you didn't say you didn't fancy it i didn't get a chance to respond sure mate no worries
44:10do you know what i mean sure yeah yeah i i understand exactly what you're saying
44:13i apologize if you've taken it that way it wasn't meant in that way okay all right
44:19i opened my eyes on way to run from carnation streets like come on mate you need to go down
44:22to the bottom of the creek he didn't even give me a chance to say yes or no because he went
44:26you don't fancy it no and run he was being a real camp leader i was like whoa whoa whoa whoa
44:31don't dig me out like that and i said i had to say to him mate if you're going to say don't fancy it
44:35like give me a chance because of course i fancy it i want to help jane i went straight down and helped her
44:43all right sorry thanks for your help oh sorry love i was asleep
44:58it was a flippant comment i'm sorry if you took it in the wrong way it wasn't actually meant like
45:02it was just a bit of a joke like if i was asleep and you woke me up i won't fancy it either
45:07but i'll always come and help you always i just didn't understand what was going on there
45:12well i didn't want to wake you up so oh you can always wake me up i um i thought i'll just come down
45:27right that's going to come to tell them which two of them are facing the trial just give me a minute
45:32give me a minute give me a minute all right mate
45:45morning good morning how are you all nice to see you all the public have been voting for the next
45:51trial this one is called absolute carnage in no particular order reverend richard
46:00the public have decided
46:05it's not you
46:08oti
46:12it's not you
46:14alan
46:18it's not you thank you gk burry
46:24it's not you
46:25melvin
46:31it's not you
46:31it's not you
46:37it's not you
46:40barry
46:44it's not you
46:44no
46:45okay
46:45talisa
46:48it's not you
46:58it's not you
47:00hey
47:01colleen
47:04it might be you
47:06maura
47:11it's not you
47:13so that means
47:15dean
47:16it might be you
47:19so it is between colleen and dean the public have decided the person they want to see face absolute
47:26carnage
47:27carnage
47:27is
47:32both of you
47:35get yourselves ready we'll see you both at the trial in a little bit
47:37hi everyone
47:39nice and we're not quite done yet
48:06we've got one more job for you to do but before that just a reminder that joel
48:11sam and kemi are standing by over on itv2 and itvx with i'm a celebrity unpacked
48:16what have you got for us tonight guys things are heating up in the jungle if you're not
48:21ready to call it a day don't you worry we'll be deep diving into all the juicy drama from
48:26today and we're speaking to football legend wayne rooney join us for i'm a celebrity unpacked on itv2
48:34thanks guys we'll be up shortly before we go we need your vote one more time because you need to
48:39choose your new camp leader as current camp leaders talisa and alan are exempt from the vote
48:43she can vote via the app the vote closes in about 25 minutes during the itv2 show so you've not
48:48got long and we'll be back tomorrow night at nine o'clock to see how colleen and dean get on
48:53we'll see you then thanks for watching good
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