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00:00something has to play for two full minutes yeah no it's right before you go home yeah we know

00:10that's why she said she knows how long a minute is yeah yeah every day we experience we know

00:14yeah we know we know anyone waiting for their shift to end knows how long a minute or two

00:18minutes yeah yeah it just seems long imagine falling to your death for that

00:22it's awful it's freaking me out okay well you're not in a place right now i'm not gonna fly for

00:29your life oh my god this guy's having a heart attack no but if i close my eyes and picture

00:34hurtling through the air for two minutes freaks me out well don't do that then well i'll be honest

00:40i'm i'm i have an imaginative mind even if i have to put myself in it if i'm gonna make fun of it

00:46even if i'm strapped to a guy and everything goes fine i still don't like the idea of it all yeah

00:52me either like jumping out of a perfectly good plane god you want to be strapped to a man

00:56you do you have to be straight oh so tight tight as you can be yes hold me close save me man

01:05save me strange man it's the only time you'd want to feel every inch of that man

01:09yes because you want to know he was secured to you yep we start strapping to each other

01:16no lock it in lock in lock it yep i'm locked what why oh my god yeah jesus lord i'm locked in

01:26you're saying to penetrate the man well you know he's there it saves my life

01:31okay if he goes to a place where they make you penetrate a man you're at the wrong place

01:36well and it would be he's penetrating you he's behind you oh that's right i'm like sorry

01:41welcome to gay gym skydiving we're the safest skydiving school around yeah i went to gay gyms i

01:46don't know gosh you guys were sold out of this it's so popular everyone wants to go

01:52like oh my god i thought he just meant happy

01:56nothing gay about it chuck has started

01:59me for safety chuck's gone four times this week

02:02i thought you didn't would never skydive i love it

02:10head on down to gay gyms

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