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00:00It'll all be over soon.
00:12Damn it!
00:17Weary soul in duel, though your path is lying with thorns, I guarantee that a peaceful bliss awaits you.
00:24And in your petrified state, your russified eyes will behold me as your new ruler!
00:33Not good!
00:54It's not good!
00:56It's not good!
00:58It's not good!
01:00It's not good!
01:02It's not good!
01:32The way to show you, I am.
01:38The way to live.
01:41The future will be revealed.
01:43The light will be transformed.
01:45The light will be revealed.
01:48The light will return.
01:51The light will be the light.
01:53The light will be the light.
01:55It's the light will be the light.
01:58Don't try it.
01:59Roar!
02:18Yaiba dear, we've arrived.
02:20This temple gives me the creeps.
02:29Yes, but the Daimyo Masamune Date apparently hit a legendary orb here.
02:35Ah, the one-eyed dragon of Oshu.
02:38Hm? Hey, is everything okay?
02:41These orbs are heavy.
02:43If you're not strong enough, you should try training more.
02:47Or maybe you should try carrying them.
02:49Just look on the bright side.
02:51The next orb is the last that you'll have to carry.
02:54Hey, guys! Wait for us!
02:57It's Gero Zaimon and Mr. Sea Cucumber!
03:00Looks like we made it just in time!
03:02So what brings you guys here?
03:04Well, Musashi told Kojiro that as soon as you guys find the last orb,
03:08the great battle to end all battles would quickly follow suit.
03:12But, uh...
03:14There was no getting Kojiro out of there,
03:16so we figured we'd come without him!
03:18I never would have guessed.
03:20I'm glad you two could make it!
03:22I forgot!
03:24Here.
03:26It's far too dangerous to have Sayaka be the sole carrier of the orbs,
03:31so we'll each carry one.
03:33Pretty clever!
03:34But we've got to be extra careful with the Twilight Orb.
03:37I can attest to that.
03:39That sounds good!
03:40We'll each protect one!
03:41Now!
03:42Let's do this!
03:45So...
03:46Where do we start looking?
03:48That's...
03:49a good question.
03:52Hm?
03:53Hm?
03:54What's this?
03:56Interesting.
03:57It's like they're reacting to something.
03:59I hope this means we're getting closer to the Dragon God Orb.
04:03Huh?
04:05Is this the one you speak?
04:08The orb you so desperately desire?
04:11The orbs I shall take, and my dreams shall manifest.
04:14To the land is mine.
04:16Hey!
04:17That's the orb!
04:18It seems we were too late.
04:21Now!
04:22Who are you?
04:23State your name!
04:24My name's Basho.
04:27Basho Matsuo.
04:29The famous haiku poet?
04:32So you're helping Onimaru too?
04:34Hm.
04:35A poet that's turned assassin.
04:37Hoping to be our group's downfall with a cowardly ambush.
04:41Don't rush to conclusions now.
04:44For you see, the orb I'm holding was once well hidden amongst the countless ones behind me.
04:50I should be thanking you, as just when I thought finding the real one was proving to be impossible,
04:55your arrival pointed me in the right direction.
04:59Furthermore, you fools are of no consequence to me.
05:02I've but one worthy foe.
05:05Onimaru!
05:06And Onimaru alone!
05:08Only I shall be the one to defeat him and become ruler!
05:12What?
05:13All my life I have aspired to become Grand Sovereign.
05:18Oh, you see, long ago, I began traveling the country in search of the seven legendary orbs,
05:25under the guise of a wandering poet.
05:28But instead of finding the orbs, I met my fate in illness and withered away in solitude.
05:34But now, three hundred years later, my dream is finally beginning to materialize.
05:41With the power of the seven orbs, anything is possible!
05:45Ha!
05:46If you think we're gonna give you the orbs, you're senile!
05:51I may appear like a senile old man, but I assure you I am not.
05:57Behold!
06:03My gloriously powerful new body!
06:06Onimaru was truly a fool!
06:08He reincarnated the very soul that will be his undoing!
06:12Bastard!
06:13Just give us the orb!
06:14If the orb is what you desire, come and get it!
06:17Lousy monkey?
06:19Yaiba, try and get behind him!
06:21Right!
06:22Shonosuke!
06:25Not so fast!
06:29What?
06:30Musashi!
06:31Shonosuke!
06:33Musashi!
06:34Shonosuke!
06:43Musashi!
06:44Shonosuke!
06:46But what happened?
06:47They turned into stone!
06:49Stone?
06:52The master swordsman, the body of rigid stone, oh such a pity.
06:56That dart is imbued with the fossilizing magic that can turn any flesh into stone.
07:03He's not kidding!
07:04He nailed him right on the noggin!
07:06So how do we turn him back?
07:08You'd have to remove the dart, but do it quickly, or everything down to his heart will soon become stone.
07:14What?
07:15It's no good!
07:16I can't pull it out!
07:17It's stuck!
07:21C-Kagetora!
07:22Damn geezer!
07:26Yaaayba darling!
07:33Noh, mehrere!
07:34Right!
07:39To think darts can only come from blow pipes is a fatal assumption!
07:46No again!
07:56Ah, Eureka!
08:00But old pond rippers, lobbed into the murky sinks,
08:04gar-plunk the frog goes.
08:06Nadeshi-go! Kerozaiman!
08:08Bastard!
08:09He's open!
08:21Jubei!
08:22Now for that lord of his.
08:29Ah, there you are.
08:32You're mine!
08:35It's too bad, really. Your beautiful reflection gave you away.
08:39A final farewell. The nightingale doth lament. Maiden's sweet tears.
08:54The old temple grounds feel much more alive, thanks to these new statues.
09:02Nadeshi-go!
09:03No way!
09:04Alright, who's next then? I'll take those orbs in whatever order you'd like.
09:10This is bad.
09:15Take this!
09:16This!
09:18Bitch!
09:20Toot slice him!
09:25Geez, just cause he's stoned now, doesn't mean he's not still Musashi, you know.
09:30What else was I supposed to do?
09:34Dodge this, you'll fart!
09:36That's quite a frightening attack! But what good is it if you're unable to land it?
09:47We'll see about that!
09:49Yaiba Shinkage Ryu! Pinwheel of Pain!
09:54Ah, close!
09:57Damn it! He's too slippery for me to pin down!
10:01Huh?!
10:02Nah!
10:04Yeah!
10:06Aaaaaaaaaaah!
10:11Fuuuaaahhh!
10:12S-Sayuka!
10:24Another darling stone statue for the temple.
10:28D-Damn you.
10:32Jubei!
10:35Curse you, Hushu!
10:42it's no use give up now and accept your fate of becoming stone even if it kills me i will win
10:53my dogs now perish gotcha
11:23whoo that was a little too close jubei i was but feigning my dart deficit he was gullible indeed
11:33damn it now then little one tis only you who remains
11:39you'll pay for this you crusty old monkey for musashi shonosuke kagetora
11:46gerosaimon nadeshiko jubei sayaka and mr c cucumber prepare to die
11:52you just don't know when to give up do you
11:56now i got you
11:59you're not getting away
12:07such futility
12:17a pathetic attempt by an impertinent puny samurai
12:31bastard
12:33fortunately for you i missed your vitals weary soul endure though your path is lined with thorns
12:40i guarantee peaceful bliss awaits
12:43damn you
12:45my body
12:48oh yet another haiku
12:52amidst the silence flesh starts turning into stone the deep groans of change
12:58not good
13:01how do i stop this
13:03and in your petrified state your rossified eyes will behold me as your new ruler
13:10now with these seven orbs
13:11huh
13:12one two three
13:15how strange it seems i'm still missing one
13:19i suppose i dropped it during all the commotion
13:22i must have passed out back there
13:28oh no not you too miss sayaka
13:32mr c cucumber
13:34you're okay
13:36yeah but not for long
13:37oh yes i can see that now
13:40hey is that
13:41hmm i know there should be one more orb here but we're risked
13:47quick give it here
13:49okay
13:50seems i was careless and left a pest behind
13:57he's gonna get me mixed
14:00i've still got blood flowing through these veins of mine
14:03so do your worst monkey man
14:06oh it's a shame i'll have to cut your life short boy
14:12well although i would have loved to capture the suffering of man and beast
14:16in the wonderful statue you would have become
14:19i suppose i'll have to settle for a headless torso
14:22that's been frozen in agony
14:24bring it
14:26monkey man
14:27monkey man
14:27so be it
14:29ask and you shall receive
14:32i will become ruler
14:34nothing can stop me
14:36what the
14:42this orb is different
14:45if you've got dreams then you're in a load of trouble
14:48and you've been sitting on your dream of becoming ruler for 300 years
14:53yes
14:55yes
15:00yes
15:02crap how do i turn it off
15:03Yes!
15:09Crap! How do I turn it off?
15:18Ouchie!
15:20Yaiba!
15:22Quick, the darts! You gotta... pull them out!
15:27But how? I can try!
15:33No, I'll never pull them all out!
15:44Yaiba, look! The spell's been broken!
15:47Oh, good. So you just gotta break them.
15:51I guess that geezer lied.
15:53Thanks, Mr. Cucumber.
15:55Oh, thank goodness, River.
16:04Yaiba, dear. You saved us.
16:09Musashi's next, but... there's a problem.
16:14His eyebrow is broken off.
16:16Oh, no. He's going to be furious.
16:19I'll just break this one and even him out.
16:21Hey, what are you doing? That's way too much!
16:25I fear you may have gone a bit too far with it.
16:28All right, then. How's this?
16:31I'm sick of my skin. I'm sick of my skin.
16:33I'm sick of my skin. I'm sick of my skin.
16:36Had me scared there for a second.
16:39You can't even tell the difference.
16:41Oh, that guy was a real pain and his poems were annoying.
16:55What's with that look? Is something on my face?
16:59No, not at all.
17:00Where am I?
17:14Welcome to the Twilight Realm.
17:19Oh, I haven't seen a primate in forever.
17:22No need to be frightened of me.
17:24You and I are going to be friends.
17:27I promise I won't eat you for a while.
17:29Looks like I have a new friend to play with.
17:41About time we finally got the Dragon God Orb.
17:44And all thanks to you, Yaiba.
17:46Come on, I want to see you use it, Reret.
17:49All right. Here goes.
17:51Yaiba, dear. Everything all right?
18:01Huh? Uh...
18:03Y-yeah.
18:05Was that one of the memories you mentioned earlier?
18:08That must have been what it was.
18:10And this one was just as weird.
18:12There was a black dragon going berserk,
18:15and it looked like it was holding some lady.
18:17It sounds strange, but it relates to the orb, doesn't it?
18:22Well, anyway, the Dragon God Orb is ours now.
18:25I think it's time we all get a peek at that dragon.
18:31Not so fast!
18:34Okay, do it!
18:36Go for it, Yaiba! You got this!
18:39Right.
18:39Here goes!
19:04We got a winner!
19:07huh jackpot jackpot congratulations did the orb just talked to him
19:15as your reward for finding me i shall tell you where the other six orbs are
19:22but we already got the other six orbs
19:24what no way you found all of these
19:28yep we sure did
19:30congratulations you my friends are true samurai i declare you deserving of the dragon god orb
19:41what is the meaning of this
19:43when the seven legendary orbs come together they become the key that's needed to unlock the door
19:50that protects the dragon god orb that's what it means i see so collecting orbs was a trial
19:58one made to test if we were worthy to obtain the dragon god orb
20:02where where is it where's the door that leads us to it
20:07mount fuji mount fuji
20:09mount fuji oh right i remember my father once said that behind the crater of mount fuji
20:16lies mysterious ruins
20:18then the orb must be telling the truth
20:20if the seven orbs were just a test then the dragon god orb must be more powerful than all the rest
20:26you can think of the orb as proof of your worthiness as a samurai
20:30will the dragon god orb really make me that much stronger
20:34of course it will if you get your hands on it you'll easily be the greatest samurai in all the land
20:40i'll be the greatest samurai in all the land well that sounds good to me
20:44come on let's go to mount fuji and crack open that door
20:54maybe giving him the dragon god orb isn't such a bright idea after all
21:06lord onimaru
21:20just as planned
21:24yaiba kurogane has obtained all orbs and is headed this way
21:40he's coming here now for the dragon god orb
21:44how predictable
21:46when they get here we'll steal the orbs
21:48yaiba kurogane
21:50i'm waiting for you
21:52and when you get here
21:54my tornado slash
21:56will tear you to shreds
21:58you
22:00you
22:28It's not that I want to die
22:30It's not my fault
22:32It's hard to run
22:34I need to start what you're doing
22:36I always take a look at it
22:38Don't do it, don't do it
22:40It's not the heat
22:42It's not the heat
22:44It's the game
22:46We're in the next place
22:48We are a blast
22:50We're a friend of all men
22:52We're in the same way
22:54We are in the same way
22:56่Šฑใฆๅ›ใจๆ˜Žๆ—ฅใธ
23:00ใฉใ“ใพใงใ‚‚็ถšใ„ใฆใ
23:03ใฉใ“ใพใงใ‚‚่กŒใ‘ใ‚‹
23:06ใฉใ“ใพใงใ‚‚็ถšใ„ใฆใ
23:08ๅ…‰ใฏ้€”็ตถใˆใชใ„ใ‚ˆ
23:12Woo woo
23:13ๅ…‰ๅฎˆใ‚‹่ƒŒไธญ
23:15ๅ„ชใ—ใ„้ขจๅนใ
23:18ใปใ‚‰ใญ ใพใŸๆ˜Žๆ—ฅ
23:21Shoo choo let's do
23:22Shoo go choo
23:24็›ฎๆŒ‡ใ™ๅ…ˆใซๅ…‰ใ‚ใ‚Š
23:26่ฒ ใ‘ใŸใใชใ„ใฎ
23:28ๅ‹‡ใฟๅŠฑใ‚€
23:30ๅฟƒใšใ—ๅฑฑใฎใ“ใจใ—
23:32่Šฑใฆๅ›ใจๆ˜Žๆ—ฅใธ
23:56็ฉบๆฐ—ใ‚’่ฆ‹้ขใ™ใ‚‹
23:58ไธ€ๆ™‚ๆถˆใˆใŸใ‚Š
24:01ใ‚‚ใกใ‚ใ‚“
24:02้–‰ใ“ใ†ใชใฃใฆใ‚„ใฃ
24:03ใŸใฃใฆใ‚„ใฃ
24:04ๆญฃใ—ใ„้ขจๅนใ
24:05ๅฑŠ่ก€ใŒๆ–ฐใŸใช
24:06ๆผๅ ดใซๅ…ฅใฃใฆใใ‚Œ
24:06ใ”่ฆ–่ดใ‚ใ‚ŠใŒใจใ†ใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ—ใŸ
24:07ใŠใฃใจ
24:08ใชใ„ใ‚„ใคใ‚‚
24:10ใ‚„ใคใ‚‚
24:10ใŠใ†
24:10ใฟใ‚“ใชใซ
24:11ใ‚‚ใกใ‚ใ‚“
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