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Trevor Noah is the new host of the Daily Show. Here’s your top 5 things to know.
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00:00Trevor Noah is the new host of The Daily Show, and here are your top five things to know.
00:05One, he's South African and in perfect health.
00:09Hold it. I couldn't hold it any longer, and he couldn't hold it because I was like...
00:11And he was like, Ebola! Ebola!
00:16I was like, calm down. Calm down. It's just AIDS. Calm down.
00:20Two, he grew up in a mixed family during apartheid.
00:23Like in the streets, we couldn't even be seen together.
00:25My father would have to walk on the other side of the road,
00:27and he could just wave at me from far, like a creepy pedophile.
00:31Three, he's only been a correspondent on The Daily Show three times, but he taught us a lot.
00:37You know what African mothers tell their children every day?
00:40Be grateful for what you have, because there are fat children starving in Mississippi.
00:45Four, he loves listening to hip-hop on the radio.
00:48I just, I can't handle the cussing. I just can't handle it.
00:51Please, cut it out. But keep the misogyny. Keep that in.
00:55Keep that in.
00:55Keep that in. Because these hoes ain't loyal.
00:58And five, perhaps this is the most important.
01:01Trevor is very concerned about America's plight.
01:05On this very spot,
01:07there was once a jacuzzi hot tub.
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