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Brad Pitt, Christian Bale and Ryan Gosling to Star in the Financial Drama 'The Big Short'.
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00:00Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, and Christian B- whoops wrong picture guys there you go
00:05and Christian Bale. Three sex symbols together in one movie. Do you hear that?
00:11That's the sound of a billion bras simultaneously dropping on all seven
00:15continents. Yes, even Antarctica. So what are these hot dudes doing a movie about?
00:20Well, the build-up of the late 2000s financial crisis. Huh. Well that really
00:27bursts my housing bubble. It's called The Big Short and the same guy who wrote Brad
00:31Pitt's Moneyball is writing this one too. But hey, I guess if you're gonna make the
00:34creation of the credit default swap market sexy you're gonna need to pack your
00:38actors wisely. See what I did there? Packs. The good news is dirty Wall Street tycoons
00:43have to shower sometime. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser. I use a
00:49deep pore cleanser lotion. Then a honey almond body scrub. I hear you Antarctica.
00:57So what happened the entire time is ק
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