00:00Four lessons from the big short trailer. One, 2005 was a bad year for
00:04homeowners. The whole housing market is propped up on these bad loans. Two, 2005
00:10was a worse year for haircuts and fake tans. Three, get your wisdom from Steve
00:15Corral. Fraud has never ever worked. Eventually, things go south. When the
00:21hell did we forget all that? Well, Steve, for me, it was during the first hour of
00:25Wolf of Wall Street.
00:26Twenty-two billion and three hours! And four, if you're still recovering from the
00:32housing collapse, consider a career in stripping. I have five houses and a condo. For as the great
00:38philosopher Usher once said, just because you dance on a pole, that don't make you a
00:44hoe. But I'll add, it could make you a hoe moaner. The big short hits theaters
00:49Christmas Day. I'm Charlie Behrens. Follow that Hollywood on Twitter and Facebook.
00:56I'm for sure. I feel like throwing up on Twitter and Facebook because it was the same
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