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00:00Music
00:30Come on, mate. Pull us again. Dinner's ready.
00:44There you go. Vegan bean cutlets for you lot.
00:46Mmm, look amazing.
00:48I like my stoke with the blood still losing out of it.
00:51Still mooing, Ian's nan used to say.
00:53Graham.
00:54What?
00:55Oh, look, I'm sorry. I forgot.
00:59You enjoy your meatless things.
01:01Although, I've got to say, Lauren, I mean, you can't drink and now you're not eating meat.
01:05Don't you find it all a bit boring?
01:07Well, I feel a lot healthier and, you know, I'm still here.
01:11Yeah, yeah, take the notes, Amelia. What do I know?
01:14Help yourself to mash and veg, then?
01:16Yeah, thanks very much for this, Dad.
01:18So, what's she like, then, this Jasmine's mum?
01:21Nice. Elegant. Nothing like Jasmine said.
01:24I was expecting her to be all right.
01:26No!
01:29Anyway, I've told Jasmine that I'll give her to the end of the week and then she's going to have to find somewhere else.
01:34Not because of anything her mum's weird, but I can't take any chances of her just leading Oscar into God knows what.
01:39Oh, you're doing the right thing.
01:41Peter, you should give him some extra oils on the stall, you know, keep him occupied.
01:45Did this, um, this woman, she say anything about the Fords?
01:49The Fords?
01:50Yeah.
01:51Well, what are you talking about?
01:54Didn't your mum say?
01:55She's got it into her head that, um, Jasmine's, well, she's a Fords and she's been sent to spy on her.
02:03Oh, of course she has.
02:04Because everything everyone does is all about Cindy, isn't it?
02:07Well, she did call her handler.
02:09What'd she say?
02:11That they were going to look into it.
02:13Look, your mum's, your mum's really scared.
02:16I mean, personally, I think she's overreacting, but, um, maybe we should be on our guard with Jasmine.
02:23You know, just in case.
02:27Hey, I just found Cindy outside the hour but unconscious.
02:33Blood pouring down her head.
02:35Was having fun?
02:36Letting my hair down and then you have to come and spoil it.
02:38What did I do?
02:39You turned up.
02:40Every time I see you, I think of Joel and what happened.
02:46I know that you are dealing with everything the best way you can, but some am I.
02:51You know, it...
02:53It can't be up that I'm Joel's dad.
02:56I tried to raise him good.
03:00You know, and I treated him a lot better than my old man ever treated me.
03:03I'll never tell you that.
03:05You know, Joel never grew up looking over his shoulder wondering where the being was coming from.
03:08You shouldn't have to use violence to teach a boy how to be a man.
03:12Uh, sorry, can I get a whiskey to me, please?
03:19Oh, no, I'm not staying.
03:22Vicky.
03:24Give yourself a break, eh?
03:29I suppose I could do with another.
03:31Before you assume anything, I'm staying because I want to, and it has got nothing to do with you.
03:40Understood.
03:41I don't eat like this.
03:50It'll be alright.
03:53Will it?
03:54Oh, yeah.
03:55That's courage.
03:56Good girl.
03:57He poured me one.
03:58Well done, because he's eating the old cat.
04:00Zoe's going to go ballistic when she finds out his chin's hearing.
04:04Listen, you haven't got to say anything, alright?
04:05Wait, hey, what are you talking about?
04:06What's the matter?
04:07We're in this together, come on.
04:08Right, down in one.
04:09Right, in that case, we wait until closing.
04:10Okay.
04:11Let her finish her shift, we bolt the doors and we do this together.
04:12Oh, yeah.
04:13And we stick to the facts.
04:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:15Right, well, we found the hearing after the vandalism and it's Jean's.
04:16Okay.
04:17And the reason why we didn't tell Zoe straight away is because we weren't sure.
04:21But anyway, you confronted Jean, she got all defensive and, like, stormed out, yeah?
04:26Yeah?
04:27Yeah?
04:28Yeah?
04:29Yeah?
04:30Yeah?
04:31Yeah?
04:32Yeah?
04:33Yeah?
04:34Yeah?
04:35Yeah?
04:36Yeah?
04:37Yeah?
04:38Yeah?
04:39Yeah, that's good.
04:40That's good, okay?
04:41Let's hope Jean comes in for a drink tonight, though, yeah?
04:44I'm joking, okay?
04:45Don't have to waste your left early when it ain't gonna happen.
04:47But anyway, what we need to do, we need to comfort Zoe, you know, calm her down and put
04:52on a united front.
04:53I'll have one.
04:54Here we go, ready?
04:55Oh.
04:56So, I was storyboarding.
04:59That's a term we use in films.
05:02I saw it.
05:03And I could see that, um...
05:05Co-joke.
05:06Co-joke, yes.
05:07He was really interested.
05:09Why the picture looked like a scene in Home Alone.
05:12That's it, yeah, yeah.
05:14Home Alone.
05:15So we got chatting and we realised we both have the same directorial influences.
05:19Same what?
05:20I've got no idea, babe.
05:22I'm going to be assistant director.
05:25Oh, where?
05:26Oh, right.
05:27Yeah, yeah.
05:28I've just had a brilliant idea for the opening shot.
05:30To the storyboard, Robin.
05:31Oh, it's good to see Co-joke so happy.
05:40He's been missing hanging out with Harry, so this will cheer him up.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Talking about hanging out with people, I wanted to talk to you about...
05:51Hey, Peter.
05:52Mum's been attacked.
05:54Hey.
05:55Cindy's in the hospital.
05:56I found her.
05:57Thought she was dead.
05:58Peter's locked.
05:59Thought you did it, but I've said you didn't.
06:00Why are you packing?
06:01I just thought I'd get a head start.
06:02You never...
06:03With Cindy, you're not part of a criminal family that wants her dead, right?
06:06Because that's weird.
06:07What are you talking about?
06:08I'm...
06:09I'm...
06:10I'm...
06:11I'm...
06:12I'm...
06:13I'm...
06:14I'm...
06:15I'm...
06:16I'm...
06:17I'm...
06:18I'm...
06:19I'm...
06:20I'm...
06:21I'm...
06:22I'm...
06:23I'm...
06:24I'm...
06:25I'm...
06:26I'm...
06:27I'm...
06:28I'm...
06:29I'm...
06:30I'm...
06:31A girl from Croydon who works in a gay bar and...
06:33And likes watching reruns of Miss Marvel.
06:35I'm...
06:36I'm me.
06:37Mm-hmm.
06:41Jazz...
06:42Why is there blood on your shoe?
06:47Look, it doesn't matter.
06:48Whatever you've done, you've had to do.
06:50Yes, I pushed Cindy down the stairs.
06:52Well, you tried to kill Cindy!
06:54No, of course not!
06:57I was just having a drink on the stairs.
06:59And then she came out of nowhere and she started yelling at me.
07:02Saying that she...
07:03Knew who I really was and that she was gonna get me before I could get her or something.
07:07And this, after we saw her going through my stuff.
07:09Then she came at me, I got scared and she went flying.
07:14That...
07:15Sounds like an accident.
07:16Exactly.
07:18She was all crazy-eyed.
07:19I had to do something.
07:20She came at me!
07:21Of course you did.
07:34You must have been really scared.
07:36I was.
07:40And then I thought, well, Cindy's just gonna tell the police that I pushed her, so...
07:43I may as well just pack up and go.
07:46She's not blaming anyone.
07:48She's unconscious.
07:52It's not like I wanna go.
07:56I wanna stay here.
07:58With you.
08:00But this, on top of Lauren kicking me out, I just...
08:03Well...
08:10Let me talk to Lauren and the rest of them.
08:13Get them to not get the police on to you.
08:17Do you really think they're gonna listen?
08:21Probably worth a try.
08:24Trust me.
08:26Yeah?
08:28Just...
08:30Don't leave.
08:33Don't leave.
08:35Don't leave.
08:37Don't leave.
08:39Don't leave.
08:41As it's our anniversary,
08:43I have been thinking a lot about you.
08:47And what happened.
08:51I'm just really angry with myself.
08:54It's just words.
08:56No, it's not.
08:58It's not.
09:00What have I got to do?
09:01I'm in love with you, stupid.
09:04Stupid?
09:05Yeah, stupid.
09:07The same way I'm stupid.
09:09And worse.
09:10For letting it all happen.
09:15But we are rubbish about each other, I mean.
09:17Even you know that.
09:18You should've dealt with Joel.
09:20The minute you knew, instead of paying that girl's parents off.
09:22I know.
09:24Still I need to fuck me.
09:25Oh, shut up.
09:26You know I bruise like a bitch.
09:27Yeah.
09:28I remember from when Spencer hit ya.
09:31You're right.
09:33We are rubbish without each other.
09:34How pathetic is that?
09:35Yeah.
09:36Really pathetic.
09:38Everything that's going on at the moment.
09:39All the stuff that's happened in the past two years.
09:40And now she's just...
09:41Well, she's gonna go back into witness protection again.
09:43Disappear out of our lives.
09:44Peter won't cope with that not again.
09:45No.
09:46And she has been making good on her promises.
09:47And she's just...
09:48Well, she's gonna go back into witness protection again.
09:49Disappear out of our lives.
09:50Peter won't cope with that not again.
09:51No.
09:52And she has been making good on her promises.
09:53You know, fresh start.
09:54Running the Albert.
09:55I was actually starting to think, you know, that...
09:56That it could be a good one.
09:57I was going to go back into witness protection again.
09:58I was going to go back into witness protection again.
09:59And now she's just...
10:00Well, she's just...
10:01Well, she's just gonna go back into witness protection again.
10:04Disappear out of our lives.
10:05Peter won't cope with that not again.
10:06No.
10:08Well...
10:09And she has been making good on her promises.
10:11You know, fresh start.
10:12Running the Albert.
10:13I was actually starting to think, you know, that...
10:16That it could work out.
10:29You really don't like her, do you?
10:35Well, no-one likes the mother-in-laws, do they?
10:38Yeah, yeah.
10:40Yeah, that's fair.
10:42I'm not sure if I like her myself, to be honest.
10:46That way.
10:49I do love her, though.
10:53But I've got...
10:55I've got too much stuff to work through first.
11:00And with the Ford sniffing around again, it's just all gonna be up in the air.
11:09Do you really think that Jasmine did this?
11:11Well...
11:14Her mum...
11:15Did say that her father's family were dodgy.
11:19So...
11:21And...
11:23Well, she did say that she would help me bury the body if I ever did kill your mum.
11:27Which...
11:28Obviously, at the time, I thought she was joking.
11:30Yeah.
11:35Anything?
11:37They're, er...
11:38Taking her into surgery.
11:39Anna's been waiting with her.
11:41They're gonna pin her up over them.
11:43They're worried about complications.
11:45They...
11:47They keep asking about what might happen.
11:48What, you told them about the Ford?
11:49No.
11:51Look, your mum always reckoned that the Ford's had police on their payroll.
11:54Okay, so...
11:55I've spoken to Mary, her witness protection handler, and...
11:58She's now on the case, and she's...
12:00She's gonna stop the police from looking into it any further.
12:03Oh, and she was also upset that she'd been so dismissive of your mum.
12:06Oh.
12:07Well, she probably should have done her job better then, huh?
12:10What are you doing?
12:11I've seen Jasmine.
12:12Okay.
12:13She's not who you were saying she is, alright?
12:15Well, she's not gonna admit it, is she?
12:16No.
12:17She was there when Cindy fell, but she didn't do anything.
12:20She pushed her.
12:21She attacked Cindy, right?
12:22And now...
12:23And Cindy said that, or are you just jumping to conclusions?
12:24You!
12:25Huh?
12:26You've got no idea what you are talking about.
12:28We have all had our lives turned upside down for years.
12:31The Ford's have put us through hell.
12:33Oscar, open your eyes.
12:35Your girlfriend is a psycho.
12:37She's part of a criminal family.
12:44Years ago, Cindy was sharing a prison cell with this woman called Jackie Ford, okay?
12:50She informed on her.
12:52She got put into witness protection and given a new identity.
12:55I was told she was dead.
12:56Mum never got to see Peter grow up, you know?
12:59She left us when we were kids because of the Fords.
13:02That don't mean Jasmine's one of them.
13:05What, you really think she just fell in love with you?
13:08I mean, you're hardly God's gift, are ya?
13:09Oi!
13:10I mean, obviously, she did it so she'd get close to Cindy.
13:13Look, Oscar, Cindy, she mentioned that Jasmine said something about wanting to get revenge on somebody.
13:26I know that you've really, really fallen for her, but you've got to face the truth.
13:32You're, yeah, you're been expecting people inside your personal verstehen.
13:38Excuse me of terrorising Zoe.
13:43I mean, look at me, Freddie.
13:47Be honest.
13:48Do I look like I could terrorise someone?
13:50terrorise someone. You're the least terrorising person I've ever met. Thank you. At least someone
13:56in the family really knows me. I mean, where was Zoe when Cat was toing and froing between
14:04Phil and Alfie? When Tommy had a gun pointed at him? When the house burnt down and Cat
14:10got scarred? Where was she, eh? When we all had to go through the whole flipping Hayley
14:15saga? When Charlie died, where was she? Nowhere. Nowhere. She's been back two minutes and
14:21suddenly I'm the villain. Do you know what? I'm not having this. I'm going to the pub.
14:27You coming? No, Nan. I think you need to sit down and stay here. No, I'm sorry, Freddie.
14:31I am sick of not sticking up for myself. Zoe Slater needs to get us coming to her.
14:40Go. I don't know why I thought coming back here would be any different.
14:45Yeah. I never thought I'd be back in this pub. Seeing a cat behind the bar. Sleeping under
14:52my dad's roof again. Being here with you. Right pair of losers.
15:00The doctor in me would suggest you've developed a bit of codependency since you've been back.
15:06Me? Codependent? Yeah, that sounds about right. I've been addicted to a few things, so now
15:11mother issues. You don't need cat. You don't need anybody. You've always been your own person.
15:19That's one of the things I've always admired about you. Right. And what is it you admired about cat, eh? A collection of African
15:27people who killed Russ's. Jane! We're expecting you here tonight. Yes, well, I was angry earlier. Very. With both of you.
15:41Okay. Well, it's understandable. So, if we just sleep on it and then...
15:44And I will not be made to feel that I have done something I haven't. I have no idea how that
15:50earring ended up in the barrel store. But I just want this to be the end of it. If not, then I'll just
15:56have to go and drink at the Albert. Which I'd rather not do, because the Wendy's have always said I'd be
16:01very popular as a lesbian. Okay. Well, it's, you know, don't let that put you off, because they'd
16:07nearly get me trapped. Oh, there she is. Now, Jane. Zoe, Dr. Truman. I'm so sorry to interrupt your
16:14cozy little drink. I just wondered, do you like my earrings? Has she accused you yet of being her fantasy
16:20terrorizer? You'll be next on the list. Oh, she has already. Oh, and people call me the mad one.
16:27Why would you? Why would I what? Terrorize you? Stalk you? Torment you? I have no idea,
16:36but I'm sure you'll come up with 101 reasons why I would. You're a nasty woman, Zoe. Turning my family
16:42and loved ones against me. Stacey was stalked for months, terrorized for months. How dare you suggest
16:49that I could do the same? But if it's your earring, haven't you ever lost an earring? Do you know what?
16:56If you're so infatuated with them? Here. Have them. Be my guest.
17:04She's just a little bit of steam. You knew, didn't you?
17:08Call me nosy and tell me to do one, but I just thought I would
17:21check on you on my way home. You okay?
17:24He was getting on all right when I looked.
17:31Wine. Wine.
17:33He is a big, soft idiot. But he is my big, soft idiot.
17:47So are you getting back together?
17:49I don't know.
17:52You want to be certain?
17:53I really, really do.
17:59You know, he opened up tonight about his dad.
18:06And it's got me thinking. You know, my dad was 40 when he had me,
18:10and my mum was 16. Still in school.
18:14And then 20 years later, he had a thing with Zoe, Cat's daughter.
18:17I don't think she was much older, and he was knocking on 60 then.
18:23It's disgusting.
18:25And my bet is that if he was alive now, at 80, he would still be ogling every woman he saw.
18:31I mean, we give it fancy names, do studies about it, blame the internet,
18:37but it's just basic male, disgusting nature. That's the truth.
18:41I don't think it is, though. I think that most blokes, you know, they want what we want.
18:47They want to cuddle up and laugh at things together and be happy and have kids and,
18:54you know, watch a TV.
19:00Ross is popping over in a bit with some beers.
19:05His idea or yours?
19:11You've been gone ages.
19:24I see.
19:37Are you a member of this family?
19:38These Fords?
19:42Do you want to get close to me because you want to get closer to Cindy?
19:45Cindy?
19:47Cindy, who I work with, who I spend most of my time with.
19:49Yeah, Oscar, she's the reason I wanted to be with you.
19:55Who do you want revenge on?
19:57What?
19:58Nigel heard you saying you want revenge for someone.
20:01What? Nigel, the bloke with dementia who can't even remember what day of the week it is?
20:04I want to trust you.
20:08Just trust me, then.
20:17I'm telling the truth, right?
20:19Cindy came at me.
20:21I only pushed her because I thought she was going to hit me, Oscar.
20:23I could see it in her eyes.
20:30The other story makes more sense.
20:41Bye, then.
20:53Cheers.
21:01I don't mind bringing your mum's night bag back once I've seen to the boys,
21:04and then maybe you can go and talk to Freddie.
21:07Hello.
21:09Can you hang around for a minute?
21:11Yeah, of course.
21:12Hey, sorry I missed your calls.
21:15I was in the hospital, my mum was attacked again.
21:17What do you mean? What happened?
21:19She's out of surgery.
21:20I'm just picking up her night things.
21:22Are you all right?
21:25I'm going travelling.
21:28I've been meaning to tell you,
21:31but all this stuff with my mum made me think about the future,
21:34and how you never know what's around the corner.
21:37Why'd you get back with me?
21:40You knew you wouldn't, were you?
21:42I'm sorry. I know I should have said,
21:45but I've been mixed up.
21:49Look, Anna, you've got to do what's right for you.
21:52Sorry, Freddie.
21:54When I was in New Zealand, it was the best thing for me,
21:56you know, just figuring out who I was, what I wanted.
22:02Fine, why don't I come with you?
22:05Yeah, yeah, it's good. I've got enough savings.
22:08The only person that would keep me here is Nan,
22:10and then she'd let me go. She'd be good with it.
22:12Yeah, we travel the world together.
22:15I'd like that.
22:16Yeah?
22:16Yeah.
22:18Yeah.
22:19Okay.
22:19Yeah.
22:20Yeah.
22:37Zoe, I'm sorry, all right?
22:39We should have told you as soon as we knew it was Jean's earring.
22:43Why didn't you?
22:46Because we wanted to avoid that, what happened downstairs.
22:49Zoe, we were going to tell you after closing tonight, you know?
22:52You know, accusing people is one thing, but Jean...
22:55His family?
22:56She ain't my family.
22:58Fragile.
22:58She's fragile.
23:00Oh, yeah, so fragile that she can still have a go at me.
23:03You accuse her, and she reacts more than most because of how she's feeling right now.
23:09You know, Stacey being away and that.
23:14And me and Alfie, we've been talking about it, and after the way she reacted downstairs,
23:17we really think she's not behind all this.
23:20Well, listen, we did at 1.100%, but Jean's not a liar.
23:25And if she was, I promise you so, she threw it right in your face.
23:28Yeah, he's right.
23:29How could you say it ain't Jean?
23:33Listen, you just heard her gobbing off downstairs.
23:36She airs her dirty laundry for the world to see, all right?
23:40It doesn't plot.
23:41You don't scheme in the dark.
23:43But she's got a key to this house.
23:45She knows our history, and where do it us, where it hurts.
23:47Yeah.
23:49You know, Zoe, there was a part of me that hoping it was Jean.
23:54Because that way we'd know what we're dealing with.
23:56Now, if it's not, and honestly, it's me personally, I don't think it is.
24:01Which means we're in the dark.
24:03So, we've got no idea who's doing this, and more importantly, no idea what they're capable of.
24:08You are not on your own, darling, all right?
24:13You've got me and Alfie. We won't let anything happen to you.
24:16Then stop letting Jean pull the wool over your eyes.
24:19Wake up. She is the one doing this to me. I know it.
24:26I wasn't really expecting you to be.
24:27Um, I'm just on my way out, but Vicky's upstairs.
24:32And now that I've seen you, I think this is a mistake.
24:38In goes the lamp.
24:39Well, it's not really up to you, is it?
24:42The police were here earlier.
24:44They dropped off the clothes that she was wearing when your son attacked her.
24:48The son that she's going to have to face in court because he's too much of a coward to plead guilty.
24:54Think about it, Ross.
24:56It's too soon.
24:58And I know it's easy to want to jump ahead, but...
25:00It's not good if the timing's not right.
25:08Yeah, um, okay. Maybe you're right.
25:14Yeah, I'll give her some space.
25:17But if you get a chance, do us a favour.
25:20Try and tell her that I'm not one of the bad guys.
25:23I'm not a good judge of men.
25:25It's better you prove it to her yourself.
25:30Yeah.
25:30See you later.
25:42Oh, I thought I heard wrong.
25:44Er, you did.
25:45But he said something came up.
25:47He's sorry and he wanted you to have the beers.
25:49You saw him off, didn't you?
25:56Put this in the fridge.
26:08Cindy's out of surgery, okay?
26:10They're just keeping her in overnight.
26:12And Ian's got the boys.
26:20Um...
26:23She's Glenn.
26:28We're over.
26:33I'm sorry.
26:43But this is not their home.
26:49You're soit-
27:00God wants to be.
27:02Oh oh oh oh...
27:09What about that?
27:14Are you okay?
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