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Coronation Street (1960) Season 66 Episode 136 Friday November 21 2025
Coronation Street (1960) Season 66 Episode 136
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00:00I
00:30hey peace offering got pastries know you love things that are sweet and
00:42buttery did you go out a few minutes ago I hear you yeah you're fast asleep in
00:50the spare room you weren't dreaming of other men were you no you sure can't
00:58control our dreams don't we I am only interested in one man glad to really oh you
01:05best behave because you're a kept man now aren't you I can get another job
01:08don't George is going to give you a glowing reference I don't need one I can
01:13get on fine by myself yeah yeah yeah of course you can and I'll put the coffee
01:21what's all this these flowers are for you me yeah color the beautiful mm-hmm why
01:44because we both have the day off and because I love you and because I don't
01:51need a reason to spoil you wrong do I exactly so I wouldn't argue if I was you
01:56yeah oh not a bit mom thank you I've got the whole day mapped out oh you do you do
02:06yes I do yes I do continental breakfast a little light shopping I'm gonna have a
02:12little spa break and we are dressing for dinner oh sounds fabulous Wow gorgeous
02:18flowers aren't they just Carla bought them for me and here's me thinking you
02:23preferred tulips oh we went on holiday to Amsterdam so I always bought a tulips
02:29tulips I love my roses thank you but I'm ready to go when you are when you're
02:36shopping anything nice you you know my size have a lovely day yep okay bye bye
02:41sorry
02:46come here
02:49yeah everything goes through me now
02:56well you could speak to Debbie but right now she's on a sun lounger by the
03:02pool on holiday oh you don't need to worry she's still in charge so keep an eye on
03:08all the finances and she won't want any nasty surprises when she gets back so let's
03:13stick to the price we agreed pleasure doing business with you two yeah yeah
03:20thanks bye bye hello you how you doing how's Alfie
03:27yeah it's all right I've just dropped him at nursery oh that's good you heard anything
03:33of Kev no I thought he snubbed me this morning Jack's back from his football
03:38camp they're into the cath and Kev ignored me and Jackie just looked upset I know
03:44things are tough right now but they'll get better I just I don't want to be getting
03:48into a custody battle with Kev and you won't trust me Kev's mouthing off what are you doing
03:56for lunch I don't know a fresh goes meal deal well you know what got things running pretty
04:02smoothly at the hotel so I think we can do slightly better than that I'm not really in
04:07the mood for some posh food in a fancy restaurant well me neither but could murder a pint in a hot pot
04:12come here hey yeah morning how are you yeah not too bad tired no she's keeping you on your toes
04:26yeah definitely don't know where she gets her energy from hey neither do you fancy a poker night at mine
04:32there'll be drinks and nibbles I can't sorry church business yeah and unfortunately I do not
04:39get to do anything exciting anymore usually in bed by 9 if someone will let me no worries
04:44didn't get these from the precinct this is a top treat well you have to pay for your treats
04:50why how much did they cost no not money exercise gotta burn off the calories maybe later
04:57might have to keep in shape not when you're looking at other men do I'm not looking at other
05:04men good glad to hear it do you know what we should do something after this yeah I'm game what you
05:14thinking well why don't we go on a run a run after what I've just eaten I can barely walk
05:21it'll be all right you know just take it easy stretch off what are you doing you'd like
05:26ply me with pastry and then try to make me run but I've just eaten the same as you oh yeah if I
05:33tried to run now I would chuck up before I even got to the end of the road all right that's how you
05:39feel I'll go on me on look why didn't you just wait for a bit and then we could go together after
05:45no no no I want some fresh air I'm gonna go now hey how are things at my sister's hotel
05:54um okay yeah good you okay me yeah well I might be none of my business but uh Carl said that you
06:03had a bit of a run-in with Abby yesterday yeah well that's me brother loves stirring things don't
06:09listen to him that low life will stab you in the back as soon as look at you okay hey I was thinking
06:15I'm having a poker session at mine tonight if you fancy oh mate I'm working tonight yeah sorry
06:20oh okay maybe another time yeah sounds good all right I'll see you later keep an eye on Carl
06:26I will
06:27yes Sarah
06:37are you serious they're at the factory now union man or league man I played union for a few years
06:51you know I think it was Will Carling who first drew me to the 15 man game let me guess um
06:58fly half tight head prop ah yes yes I I see that now it's the um it's the thighs
07:07you my friend are an inspiration to us all how so this letter writing to prisoners a selfless act
07:18that I can only imagine brings untold joy to its recipients well not entirely selfless I find the
07:24process therapeutic when I was uh in prison the occasional letter came as a much-needed metaphorical
07:33escape from four walls
07:36Bryony Pritchard
07:37excuse me she sat next to me at primary school oh she was lovely mousy hair bright blue eyes rosy
07:44cheeks I think I can safely say she was the first person to set my heart aflutter not sure why you're
07:50telling me this her parents emigrated to Australia they took Bryony with them of course still not sure
07:56we became pen pals ah oh yeah despite being on opposite sides of the planet we uh managed to write to each
08:03other at least once a month we exchanged letters for I don't know maybe 20 years that's so romantic
08:09indeed I dared to dream that we might meet again one day but um our correspondence eventually faded and
08:17died oh dear yeah sad story yeah but those letters so emotional so full of longing but uh you won't have
08:26to worry about that writing to those roughy tufty criminals well I'm also corresponding with one of the
08:33prisoners mothers oh how interesting this is nonsense the old thing I know I've tried to tell her I don't
08:40need this especially today I've got stuff to do I understand that but I'm afraid fraud is a serious
08:45matter and we have to follow procedure seriously guys inside oh it's coffee break seriously inside
08:52oh all right spoiled sport sorry it's not your fault what's going on well your colleague here
08:58seems to think that there's been a report of fraudulent activity in my factory what kind of
09:03fraud are we talking about well that's what I asked if she won't tell me I've been asked to take
09:06mrs connor in for questioning who made the report that's what I want to know I can't say well I can
09:11it's obvious isn't it well who would want to spoil our special day can you think of anybody I think
09:17you should just go with the police officer sure it won't take long excuse me can you move that
09:23please no cut stay there I always take instructions from mrs. connor tell him to move the van what if I don't
09:31you're gonna arrest me
09:32just finished just started oh hey oh just started tempo run nothing serious half an hour
09:49you train for the weatherfield off when's that January next year they put on a 5k a 10k and a half
09:56marathon you know what I wouldn't mind that a few marathons and a few halves back in the day
10:01I can help you set up a training plan if you want yeah yeah do you know it sounds good I tell you
10:07what give me five minutes I'll drop my gear at home then I'll join you on your tempo run okay
10:11we'll see you then in a bit mate in a bit
10:13sorry mrs. connor I can't get arrested who'd feed peanut
10:38don't worry it's fine right let's go no don't touch me you need to calm down I'm sure we can
10:45get this sorted at the station I just want to know who's been accusing me of fraud then I can
10:49get it cleared up in two seconds let's get you in the car you know don't you go on bring her ask her
10:54it's ridiculous I swear I'm gonna throttle her I can do it I'm not too thank you
11:00hello Carla hello I'm beginning to think I know a few too many coppers
11:27we go everywhere you might have to wait a bit PC Davis is busy she won't be too long
11:33well I'll save the time it was Becky what's Becky who's been making these allegations up
11:38against me and I'll tell you for why you know right go on then
11:43what because she thinks that Lisa prefers tulips to roses so this is about Lisa's taste in
11:52florist I know I know that sounds stupid and don't make any sense but it went something like
11:56this this morning I've made breakfast got her flowers I'd arrange a lovely day out for us
12:01together okay to spend together with spa and shopping and favorite restaurant and then
12:05in walks the not so dead ex and she overhears all this and all of a sudden I'm in a police car
12:11when I end up here right I see well I mean let's drop this charade let me go these are serious
12:19allegations Carla but she's made them all up I've seen the paperwork they're pretty detailed
12:24now would you say Becky's a financial expert well I don't know too well she faked her own death she
12:29probably capable of everything
12:30you got a minute yeah sure um do you want a tea or coffee or anything no I want to get out of
12:42here
12:43how was football camp what's it to you
12:59has your dad said anything look Jack I know things are difficult but I still really care
13:09about you hang on how come you're not at school are you skiving I saw Hope earlier I think they've
13:15got like an inset day you just leave me alone okay I don't care about you I don't want to talk to
13:20you I know you're having a tough time but we both know that Abby loves you and I'm not sure what
13:34you just said he's helping either of you hey right about he asked me to pop in said he might have a job
13:42for us I'm afraid not but I'll be back soon
13:44I'm so sorry issues with the tram slight delay but inconvenient nonetheless
13:53Ed said that you may have a job for him oh yes yes I'm thinking of starting a small
13:58book exchange scheme here in the cafe and
14:03I wonder if you might construct me a library box
14:06you know Roy that was a lovely idea that yeah I think I can manage that no problem if you could
14:11give me an idea as to the price well actually I think I've got something to do the job with a bit
14:15of upcycling well obviously I'll pay you for your labor do you know what Roy see it is my
14:21contribution to an excellent community idea
14:23look Kit I know we should probably be careful what we're saying here but I reckon Costello could
14:32have helped Becky set this whole thing up you know I don't trust either of them you can go what
14:36we're done what about the allegations I thought you made plans with Lisa I want to know why one
14:43minute you're ready to give me the third degree and the next minute it's all disappeared in a puff of
14:46smoke Carla just go and have a nice time it was Becky wasn't it I can't say
14:52I tell you what she should be the one locked up
14:56of course you understand you can't let Ali down not if she's booked something
15:08look no worries maybe another time hey all right bye
15:13hey good news what I've cancelled poker night so we can do something I thought
15:20order pizza stick something superhero on cellar I'm going out going out where just down the
15:29precinct with my mates no you never said I thought you were playing poker you didn't
15:35cancel for me did you no of course not look you go have a good time what will you do well don't
15:43worry about me I'll see you later yeah okay see you later
15:50oh that is brilliant oh so funny this one you want to watch yourself young man Eva spoken for
16:06and her fella could lay you out with one punch have you been flirting with her no no we were just
16:15saying how important it is to be diplomatic when you work in hospitality like not staring at a guy
16:21with his head on his nose that's proper tickled me that you okay not really no well I've just got us drinks do you want to go sit down
16:32seriously are you trying to start a fight I'm not the one flirting with the ponters I wasn't flirting I was just being my normal nice self trying to do my job did I miss them no
16:46why would I be flirting with it when I knew you walking through the door any second
16:53it's not that
16:55then what is it
16:57I saw Jack in the cafe earlier
17:01he hates me so much
17:03no he doesn't
17:04I could see it in his eyes he's
17:06he's right you know I messed up his life
17:10it's dad's life
17:11it wasn't just you
17:13we both did
17:15well yeah but I still feel bad about it
17:20why don't we do something this afternoon
17:22everything's on track at the hotel maybe
17:24me and you can get back to having some fun again
17:27I'm not feeling it
17:28not after what happened with Alfie yesterday afternoon
17:30hey
17:32you're a good mother Abby
17:34I see it everyday everyone knows it
17:36and deep down Kev does too
17:38don't doubt yourself
17:40well thank you both very much
17:44no worries
17:45see yous later
17:46see ya
17:47bye
17:48it's a brilliant idea Roy
17:49well done
17:50well I can't claim all the credit
17:52friend of mine has seen a similar scheme in a cafe near to where she lives
17:57she
17:58what like
18:00like a lady friend
18:02who is she
18:04nobody you know
18:06I'll just go and store these
18:08till Ed has finished the library box
18:10did he justify the question
18:15yep I think he did
18:16I've not finished that
18:20I've not finished that
18:21back in a sec
18:22I'll guard it with me life
18:23she's the one that actually killed a man
18:25oh Tracy
18:26oh yeah
18:27hang on she killed a man
18:28yeah smacked him on the head with a blunt object
18:30who was it she killed
18:32her boyfriend
18:34of course maybe he deserved it
18:36are you serious
18:37so how come she's not in prison
18:39er
18:40I don't actually know
18:41strange thing is
18:43I quite like her
18:44you would
18:45what's that supposed to mean
18:49look Ian
18:50can I ask you a question
18:51what
18:52how'd you go about starting a podcast
18:54you wanna
18:55erm
18:56you wanna start a podcast
18:57yeah
18:58get this
18:59dog training
19:00people phone in me questions about the dogs
19:02separation anxiety
19:03barking
19:04pulling on the lead
19:05and I give them advice about how to make it better
19:08I could be sponsored by pet food
19:09you know what mate
19:11it's almost a good idea that
19:14er
19:15orange and another pint please
19:21look I'm sorry if I was a bit chippy earlier
19:23oh don't be daft
19:24I've had worse
19:26hey
19:27she trying to nip my drink
19:28oh shut up Tracy
19:30I ain't gonna hear your drink
19:31I'm not judging
19:32addiction is a terrible disease
19:34it's easy to fall off the wagon
19:36are you two friends?
19:37honestly
19:38honestly
19:39I never know
19:40oh she loves me really
19:42right do me a favour
19:43just keep your distance alright
19:45I like banter as much as you
19:46but not today
19:48well
19:49that's you told
19:53ah dear Swain
19:54thought you'd be relaxing in a spa somewhere
19:57hmm
19:58yeah I should be
19:59look
20:00look we all know
20:01Carla hasn't been involved in any wrongdoing
20:02and I don't believe you have enough evidence to want holding her
20:05so I think
20:06she's been released
20:07right
20:09so where is she then?
20:11oh we thought she was with you
20:12she was pretty mad when she left
20:14threatening to sort out your ex
20:16which would be a shame
20:17as a complaint came from an ex client of Underworld
20:20Eli Merton
20:22apparently accused one of her workers of sexual harassment
20:24Carla retaliated by spreading rumours about him and this is his way of getting back at her
20:31and does she know this?
20:33I'm afraid not
20:34don't stir it
20:39I don't think that pair need my help
20:41I just don't want to miss it if they kick off
20:44his name was Morgan
20:46Jack Russell
20:47half blind
20:48thirteen years old
20:49limping on three paws
20:50and still attacked every dog he saw
20:52dog on dog reactivity
20:54some dogs are just busted for a fight
20:55most often
20:56they're not being properly socialised
20:57you know what you could be really good at this you know
21:00I know we've had a rough time lately but
21:02let's not forget how exciting it was before
21:06I should stop beating myself up
21:07problem is
21:09I'm dead good at it
21:10you deserve to be happy
21:12we both do
21:15I know what I said yesterday
21:17but I will never give up on Alfie
21:20oh that's a shame
21:22you'd be so much better off without you
21:24what did you just say?
21:26nothing
21:28why are you even listening to our conversation?
21:31get a life
21:32wind your neck in Tracy
21:34look I just think that your boyfriend
21:36is getting bored of you
21:38banging on about what a tragic life you've got
21:40when the truth is you brought it all on yourself
21:43don't let her wind you up
21:44no I'm fine
21:46you've got to feel sorry for Kevin
21:48he is a really good dad
21:50quite frankly is the best parent that lad's got
21:53hey since she shacked up with her brother
21:55poor lad don't stand a chance
21:56help her
21:58help her
21:59help her
22:00help her
22:01help her
22:03well I don't know
22:04I mean where's that coming
22:08oh
22:14you bitch
22:15pipe down Tracy
22:17You bitch!
22:26Pipe down, Tracy!
22:27Are you just going to stand there, catching flies?
22:30No. She was winding me up.
22:32What are you telling me? Not my monkey. Not my circus.
22:35Abbie, out.
22:40I'm going to finish my pint. I'll catch over you later.
22:43And you, Tracy. You're bad.
22:44What have I done?
22:45You heard her. On your bikes.
22:48Typical. Leave it to the fella to sort it out.
22:51She should be on a leash.
22:54I think that was a clever continuation of a bitch remark.
22:57Thanks for clearing it up, babe.
22:59Well, that's half the punters cleared out in one fell swoop.
23:04I may as well take me break.
23:06What?
23:07You're a joke! Do you know that?
23:10You can get a job, get a fella, walk around as if you're almost normal,
23:14but scratch the surface and you're still the same selfish, druggie that...
23:19No, of course not. It was a made-up report.
23:33Sarah, can I call you back?
23:35OK, love. Bye, bye.
23:38Got your message?
23:40Yeah.
23:41I know it was you.
23:43I'm going to need a bit more info than that.
23:45This little made-up fraud charge you did.
23:49You really think that's how you're going to get Lisa back to you,
23:51by these childish games?
23:53No idea what you're on about.
23:54Oh, you are such a carnivore!
23:56Get off me!
23:57Stop!
23:58What?
23:58I'm going to get a niche, it might as well be worth it.
24:00Oh, do you want to hit me?
24:01It was Eli!
24:05What?
24:06Costello just confirmed it.
24:11Eli?
24:12Yeah?
24:14He couldn't have been.
24:16And last time we spoke, we were absolutely fine.
24:18I gave him 40% off and...
24:20Oh.
24:23What?
24:25I kind of had lunch with an old mate of his the other day and, um...
24:30And?
24:32I kind of slagged him off a bit.
24:34A bit?
24:35Well, a bit of a lot, but not enough to make him go this mental.
24:38I mean...
24:38Mystery solved, then.
24:41I'll leave you to it.
24:43Looks like you've got a lot of stuff to sort out.
24:44I hardly touched it.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Just like you never slagged off, Eli.
25:03What are you still doing here, Tracey?
25:06Did you get a kick watching someone fall apart?
25:08If there's an out on the telly.
25:10Yeah?
25:11Yeah.
25:14Oh, like you're blowing something, lad.
25:18You're blowing, lad.
25:18It's a black walk.
25:19Easy, dude.
25:20Is he really?
25:21Yeah, yeah.
25:21Face tells a different story.
25:23Right, let's have a look.
25:24Do you know what?
25:25Not great, but not bad.
25:26You'll improve.
25:27I was talking about you, lad.
25:29Hey, if you're serious about doing this half-marathon, this won't be a one-off.
25:33Oh, right.
25:33Well, I hope not.
25:34Well, tell you what.
25:35Let me take a quick selfie.
25:36Because that way, if I post about it, I won't pull out.
25:39Ready?
25:40Look at that.
25:40Two handsome men, eh?
25:42There you go.
25:43Take another one.
25:43Where are the angles?
25:44Gorgeous.
25:45There you go.
25:46Champion.
25:47None of this is any fun if you actually get upset.
25:52Yeah.
25:55It's got some chuddy in it, but other than that, it's quite clean.
25:59Classy.
26:00I think we left classy behind, don't you, when you lamped me in the pub?
26:04Well, it's been one of them weeks.
26:06I'm a good listener.
26:07You're a terrible listener.
26:11Oh, yeah, I am, aren't I?
26:12Who am I thinking of?
26:15All right, well, let's see.
26:18Kevin hates me, thinks I'm an unfit mother.
26:21Jack hates me and all, so that's an extra little bonus.
26:24I'm out of a job.
26:25Carl clearly thinks I'm mad, and I'm starting to believe.
26:28I've absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
26:29Well, I think you're going to have to look on the bright side.
26:37What bright side?
26:38At least you're not fizz.
26:40That's well tight.
26:41Or toya.
26:42Oh, can you imagine being toya?
26:45With her placards and her floral blouses and vegetarian options.
26:50Hey, you're not like any of the boring wives around here.
26:55At least you've got something about you.
26:58Well, the abbey I used to be friends with did.
27:05That is a beautiful bit of craftsmanship, that is.
27:09Are you handy, Brian?
27:11Only in so much as I live round the corner.
27:14Right, you might have refused payment, but you're getting a free lunch.
27:17No arguments.
27:18Oh, well, no, aren't you there?
27:21I'll put them in.
27:23What do I get?
27:24A free brew.
27:25I mean, it's a sliding scale.
27:27How about if I alphabeticise them?
27:30A biscuit?
27:30Oh, fair dues.
27:32Right, what do you fancy?
27:33Oh, I'll just have a tuna salad.
27:36I'm trying to be good.
27:37Ooh, shall we throw caution into the wind and add a baked potato?
27:40Oh, go on, then, go crazy.
27:42So, was this your idea, then, girls?
27:45No, not us.
27:46It's a mysterious lady friend of Roy's.
27:50Lady friend?
27:51Yeah, we were all lady friend when Roy mentioned it earlier.
27:55Roy mentioned about writing to some lad in prison,
28:00and his mother got in contact, say how much she appreciated it.
28:03Might be her.
28:04All done, Roy.
28:06Oh, thank you.
28:08That's very kind.
28:10I'm surprised that you're giving your books away.
28:12Well, Hayley was a big fan of the whodunits,
28:15and I've read them all over the years when I've been unable to sleep.
28:19I realise that since I know the identity of the perpetrators,
28:24there's little point in holding on to them.
28:26Hmm, makes sense.
28:28I'm, er, alphabeticising.
28:30And sorting according to the genre, I suppose, yeah.
28:36Why didn't you mention this lady friend to me?
28:38Oh, look, look, look, look, the back, the back.
28:54I thought it said Eva had pardoned.
28:55She did.
28:56It was very dramatic.
28:58Fingers crossed for the second round.
28:59I can't believe we missed the first round.
29:01Do you know what it's like?
29:02It's like a pound shot.
29:03Colleen Rooney versus Rebecca Vardy.
29:07Are you sure this is a good idea?
29:09Do you think you're going to get any sympathy at home
29:11with that gorilla Carl?
29:14And if I'm the poor sap who showed you you're going to cry on,
29:17I need a drink.
29:19I asked you two to leave.
29:21Abby really needs to talk.
29:23She's going through something right now.
29:24All right, Tracey.
29:25Tell the world why don't you?
29:27Eva, have you never heard of female solidarity?
29:30I have got this.
29:32We're supposed to be charming the locals,
29:34not slinging them out.
29:35What would you like, ladies?
29:37Aw, thank you, Maggie.
29:39You're a real breath of fresh air.
29:41Oh, do you know what?
29:42I'm going on my break.
29:44Sorry about that.
29:46She's not a people person.
29:49I'll bring your drinks over.
29:51Great.
29:51Red wine and...
29:52Alavan orange.
29:54Thanks.
29:55Go on.
29:58Well, that was a bit of a letdown, wasn't it?
30:00Well, we already had Carla carted off by the police.
30:03What more action do you need?
30:05I need all I can get these days.
30:06Carla said it was a made-up report.
30:08I don't know what's going on with her these days.
30:10She hardly comes into work at all.
30:11Yeah, and when she does, she can't make a decision.
30:13Honestly, you'd be glad you're in packing.
30:15People think it's dead simple,
30:16but there's seven different types of stick-or-tate for a start.
30:19It's a minefield.
30:23What if he does try and go through with it?
30:25Do you seriously think that social services
30:28are going to give custody of Alfie to Kevin?
30:30From what I've heard,
30:32he's turned number 13 into some sort of poker den.
30:35What's Alfie going to do?
30:37Deal out the cards wearing a little visor?
30:39Yeah, but with my past,
30:41there could be a chance that the courts could side with him.
30:43Oh, pull yourself together.
30:46Alfie isn't even Kevin's kid.
30:49Trust me, all of this is because he's hurting.
30:52That's all.
30:53I hope so.
30:55If I lost Alfie,
30:56I really would have nothing left to live for.
31:03What's all this about you doing a half-marathon?
31:06Well, it's just something me and James decided on our run today.
31:08Why?
31:09You look very pally in this photo.
31:13I'm not as pally as you and Pete were yesterday.
31:17Right, so that's what this is about.
31:19It's just a run, Todd.
31:21A dirty weekend.
31:21Get over yourself.
31:23Right, I'm going to go and get dressed.
31:24Hey, all right?
31:32Thanks for coming.
31:34Yeah, well, the highlight of my day so far
31:35has been Tracy and Abby's scrapping at the pub.
31:38So I'm hoping you can beat that.
31:40Sorry I missed it.
31:40Couldn't my day get any worse?
31:42Using humour as a deflection, noted.
31:45You were more fun before you had therapy, you know?
31:48You all right?
31:49Yeah, hi, Nina.
31:49Just a coffee for me, please.
31:51And what's going on over there?
31:54You've put Jack Kerouac's on the road in the travel section.
31:59It's about travel.
32:01It's a novel.
32:04Based on his own travels.
32:07With fictionalised characters.
32:08I thought it'd keep him busy
32:10but it's already more trouble than it's worth.
32:12Hey!
32:13If you two aren't going to play nicely,
32:15I'll have to take your toys off you.
32:17Books are not toys, Nina.
32:18I'm just trying to inject a bit of levity
32:20into the situation, Roy.
32:22Ah.
32:23Eh, right.
32:25Unnoted.
32:26So I was convinced it was Becky Owen
32:30and she's wrapping it right.
32:32And then Lisa comes in.
32:33Oh.
32:33Sees me, sees her
32:35and then who looks like the nutcase.
32:37And where's Lisa now?
32:39Well, that's just it.
32:40Becky played the blind eye.
32:41I mean, she came over all reasonable
32:43and I just thought about Uma Thurman
32:45in Kill Bill didn't die,
32:46so she went off.
32:48Lisa followed her.
32:49Well, to be fair,
32:50it wasn't Becky who made the fraud report,
32:52which kind of does make you
32:56look like the unreasonable one.
32:57She will have had something to do with it.
32:59I'm being gaslit, Ryan.
33:00Maybe.
33:01What do you mean?
33:02Oh, thanks for the support.
33:04No, right, okay,
33:04if it is this Eli,
33:06then maybe she's just taking advantage of it.
33:08I mean, she's definitely manipulating you
33:10either way.
33:11But, okay, after my acid attack,
33:14I was convinced that
33:15when people were looking at me,
33:16they were looking at my scars, right?
33:18Then after a little bit,
33:20I realised, you know,
33:22maybe they're not looking at me, Scott.
33:23Maybe that's just because
33:24that's what I was focused on.
33:26Maybe they're looking at me for another reason.
33:28Maybe they fancy me.
33:29You can't help.
33:31I thought you were mum
33:32one of those boomer shopping spa day things.
33:35Just a change of plan.
33:37What are you up to?
33:38We could stretch for lunch, if you want.
33:39I was going to go into town
33:41to get some new trainers.
33:42The soul's come away from this one,
33:43but I am skint as a pair.
33:50Oh, well played.
33:52It's because I'm my favourite child.
33:53Wow.
33:54And some of this.
33:55Lunch would have been cheaper.
33:58Tell mum I'll see you later.
34:00Will do.
34:00Love you.
34:00Love you.
34:01Unbelievable.
34:04What do you think it's doing
34:05to Betsy's head, eh?
34:07All this.
34:08Especially with that mum
34:09in her ear all the time.
34:11Sounds to me like
34:11you're playing right into Becky's hand.
34:13She just makes me so mad, Ryan.
34:17Honestly, it's just
34:18sniffing around Lisa
34:19all the time
34:20with that smug, stupid little face
34:21and her face is falling for it.
34:23Lisa loves you.
34:25Carla,
34:26Lisa's going to choose you
34:27every time.
34:29And where is she then?
34:30Where is she then?
34:32I've been looking for you
34:45everywhere.
34:50You could try answering your phone,
34:51you know.
34:52You're a copper.
34:53Didn't want to make it
34:54too easy for you.
34:55I've been looking at those photos
34:58from that holiday
35:00we had in Istanbul.
35:03Becky, this has got to stop.
35:05What, me loving you?
35:06All of it.
35:25Hi.
35:36Housekeeper's day off.
35:37Have you come to kick off
35:38about Abbey?
35:39No, actually.
35:40I've come to fight a corner.
35:43She's really upset.
35:45She burst into tears
35:46after you stormed off.
35:48Now, sit down.
35:50No, I won't, her.
35:53Listen, Kev.
35:55I've known you
35:56my whole life.
35:57And I know we're not
35:58exactly bezzy mates
35:59or out,
36:00but you're not
36:01a cruel person.
36:03She's told me
36:04you're threatening
36:04to take Alfie off her.
36:06I was just trying to
36:07shock her
36:09into coming to her senses,
36:11sorting herself out,
36:12gallivanting with Carl,
36:14ignoring calls
36:15from the nursery.
36:16What, and you thought
36:16threatening to take
36:17a kid away
36:18was the best way
36:19to go about it?
36:19Well, someone's
36:20got to get through to her.
36:21Probably not that way.
36:22Probably not.
36:24You've seen the state
36:25of this place.
36:26I can barely look
36:26after myself these days,
36:28let alone a toddler.
36:30I could have easily
36:31kicked off when Carla
36:32went for me.
36:33It reported her.
36:34I know.
36:35Is she always like that?
36:36Firing pot shots
36:37at random people
36:38flying off the handle?
36:39I think when we're
36:40being stalked.
36:44You think that's
36:45what I'm doing?
36:46Stalking you?
36:47Well, whatever it is,
36:48it's got to stop.
36:49Wait, Becky.
36:54Becky!
37:10I'm sorry about
37:11what I said before.
37:12I think the half marathon's
37:14a really good idea.
37:15Yeah?
37:16Even if I'll be training
37:17with a fit PT like James?
37:18They're all fit, aren't they?
37:20Won't get many clients
37:20if they weren't.
37:21No, there's no need
37:22to get jealous.
37:23As the, er,
37:24great walrus of love
37:26Barry White wrote,
37:27I love you just the way you are.
37:28Actually, it was, er,
37:29Billy Joel wrote it.
37:30Er, Barry White just covered it.
37:32You're right,
37:33they'll know it all you,
37:33aren't you?
37:34Good job I love
37:35every little lump
37:35and blub, blub, blub.
37:36Get off.
37:37I'm only messing about.
37:39I'll tell you what,
37:40why don't you
37:41do this half marathon with me?
37:43Eh?
37:43We don't want you
37:44getting a spare tyre.
37:44That's a hard, no, er,
37:46it's my idea of hell.
37:48You wanted to go
37:48for a run this afternoon?
37:49Yeah, I'll go for a run,
37:50I just don't want to do it
37:51next to a bunch of people
37:51dressed as cartoon animals.
37:54Anyway, you don't want
37:54to go for a run with me now,
37:55do you?
37:56You've just been with James.
37:57Oh, no, no,
37:57I need the practice.
37:59Come on,
38:00put your running gear on,
38:01yeah?
38:01Let's just do a quick 5K.
38:03Hmm?
38:03Hey.
38:11You can't stay away
38:12from me today.
38:15I've, er,
38:16been to see Kevin.
38:17Hey.
38:17Er, what's she doing here?
38:19I'm doing Abby
38:20a favour.
38:21Oh, that's her laugh.
38:22It wasn't long since
38:22you were blackmailing us both.
38:25He didn't mean it
38:26about Alfie.
38:27He only said that
38:28to try and shock you
38:29into taking better care of him.
38:30I am doing my best.
38:31Don't tell me that.
38:33Tell him.
38:34Anyway, he's dropped
38:34the whole idea.
38:36Not that he had
38:37any intention of going
38:38through with it
38:38in the first place.
38:40No need to thank me.
38:42Thank you?
38:42I could kiss you.
38:44Er, no, Tar.
38:46I know where you've been.
38:49Bye.
38:54This might be
38:56the kick up the backside
38:56that I needed.
38:58Where are you going now?
38:59I'm going to get Alfie.
39:00From now on,
39:01everything's going to be different.
39:03Me, you and him,
39:04we're going to be
39:04a proper little family.
39:06Mmm.
39:13Terrific.
39:16How about a couple
39:17of knock-knock jokes, eh?
39:18Listen, you're fine.
39:20I just feel a bit meh.
39:22Maybe a dirty limerick?
39:23Oh, that brings back memories.
39:25Eh?
39:25My Auntie Janine
39:26had a summer cottage there.
39:28Where?
39:29Limerick.
39:31What were you talking about?
39:34How would she manage
39:35to do in two seconds
39:36what I failed to do
39:36in half an hour?
39:37Maggie, there's no tonic.
39:39You know where they are?
39:45Blimey, look at the state of you.
39:47What, can you come in for?
39:49A drink or a defibrillator?
39:51I've spent 5K.
39:52Oh, come on, please.
39:53We've just done once
39:54around the red rack.
39:55It's a big rack.
39:56And so are you,
39:57but I don't go on about it.
39:58I need a lager.
40:00Too right.
40:01You've a look of John Mills
40:02and Ice Cold and Alex.
40:05I'll tell you what,
40:05will you make that too, please?
40:06And do you want to drink, girls?
40:08Oh, go on,
40:08I'll have a G&T.
40:09I'm feeling fancy.
40:10Ooh, yeah, same for me, thanks.
40:11Get a shift on those tannics, Eva.
40:14I don't like to keep
40:14my customers waiting.
40:17Excuse me.
40:18Oh, so, um,
40:21what is all this in aid of?
40:23Oh, getting fit.
40:25Well, you wouldn't catch me
40:26in a gym.
40:27People have heart attacks
40:29in gyms.
40:29When have you been
40:30near a gym ever?
40:31Exactly.
40:32And I'm strong as an ox.
40:34Yeah.
40:34I mean, being with him,
40:36I've just realised
40:37that I can't rely solely
40:38on my sparkling personality
40:39anymore.
40:40He's trying to talk me
40:41into signing up
40:41for a half marathon, mate.
40:43Well, I mean,
40:44talk is cheap.
40:45We're both entered.
40:47What?
40:48Yeah.
40:49You know, I signed up online
40:50and, er,
40:51the best thing is
40:52we're raising money
40:52for an M&D charity.
40:53Oh.
40:54Er, see him.
40:55Oh, that is so wonderful.
40:57Oh, I could hug you
40:59but I've just washed my hair.
41:00Well, you're always saying
41:01you want to do more for him
41:01after we were so brilliant
41:02with Paul, so, you know,
41:04two birds, one stunt
41:05and the best bit is
41:06now you can't get out of it.
41:07Hey.
41:15Hey.
41:16I did text you.
41:16I was going to get cracking
41:17on with some dinner
41:18but there's very little
41:19to work with.
41:20Which is why I picked
41:21something up.
41:22I thought we'd go healthy.
41:25Oh.
41:26Then I decided
41:27that was a terrible idea
41:28so it was dirty burgers
41:29and posh wine.
41:30Hmm.
41:32Result.
41:32Hey.
41:35Hey.
41:37Look.
41:38I, er...
41:39I thought you'd be mad at me,
41:41you know, for going after her
41:42but I just don't want to
41:43cause any more trouble
41:44for us, Carla.
41:44I know, I know
41:45you thought you'd be mad at me
41:46because I went off at her
41:48but I don't know.
41:51I think that's what she wants.
41:52I mean, to wind me up
41:53and push my buttons.
41:55Yeah, well, I've told her
41:56to leave us alone.
41:57Did you?
41:59Yeah.
41:59Really sorry
42:03I let her ruin today
42:04for us.
42:06No, you didn't.
42:08You didn't.
42:11Anyway, you've salvaged it
42:12with dirty burgers
42:13and wine.
42:16I just need to
42:17keep telling myself
42:18that this situation
42:19is not going to be forever.
42:21She's going to be gone soon
42:22and I just need to
42:23keep a lid on this
42:24awful temper of mine.
42:26But I'm telling you,
42:27babe, it ain't easy.
42:29Come here.
42:46Sir's now demanding
42:47a bubble bath
42:48so
42:48there might be some time.
42:50No worries.
42:51Yes, mate.
43:11It's Carl.
43:13Well, that's why I'm calling.
43:15I'm missing Deutschland.
43:17Yeah, things haven't
43:19really worked out here.
43:21So if you can keep
43:23an eye out for any
43:23little flats
43:24somewhere central.
43:27Are you serious?
43:29You still live
43:30in the same place?
43:32Mate, that would really
43:33help till I find somewhere.
43:36No.
43:37No, um,
43:38it'll just be me
43:39flying solo.
43:41All right, cheers, mate.
43:44Okay.
44:14Okay.
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