Homer and Marge Simpson Address Divorce Rumors

Homer and Marge Simpson discuss the rumors circulating about their plans to get a divorce.

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00:00A couple weeks ago, news broke that Homer and Marge were getting legally separated.

00:05Why? Because he said so.

00:07But it was our journalistic failure not to confirm the information straight from the source.

00:12Homie and I are here to address baseless rumors that we are going to split up.

00:17Al Jean also said another woman would enter the picture next season.

00:21But Homer is setting the record straight.

00:23Marjorie and I are as solid as a rock.

00:26And that's not just the beer talking.

00:27So that's why Apu went when he sold me that beer at 8 a.m.

00:32Beer at 8 in the morning?

00:34We're getting off track.

00:35The point is, the Simpsons may have their issues.

00:37But ultimately, they'll stay together forever.

00:41And nothing shows your lifelong commitment to each other like printing it on a banner.

00:46Now that that's all cleared up, we can go back to focusing on the real news.

00:50Like LeBron's junk.

00:52Homer.

00:52Exactly.

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00:57We're going on to move on.

01:00We're going on a little bit square.

01:02But now we're allowed to be doing a warm Pass.

01:03Let's keep working on the Thunderbird's worth.

01:04Now let's keep working on our parties.

01:06We're going to be doing a touring Las Jumi Hoyt

01:13and I have this on-Massery.

01:16That's how I can do itsembling.

01:17The Encomingsies are going on a close-up upgrade that we're doing.