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00:00Today, Sonny and I are making the most powerful defense in 99 Nights in the Forest.
00:05This base will be unlike anything we've ever built before.
00:08It'll be the cultist's worst nightmare.
00:10They'll have one point of entrance, and at that point of entrance,
00:13they'll get absolutely destroyed by every single trap in the game.
00:17And on top of that, Sonny's playing as the base builder class,
00:20which means he can upgrade all of these defenses.
00:23It's time to build the ultimate defense, bro.
00:27That's why I'm the base defender.
00:28That's why I'm the lumberjack.
00:30I've got to gather up as much wood as possible to make a giant wall.
00:35Let's go.
00:37I'm going to start by replanting this here sapling,
00:40and I'm going to build us a map right away.
00:42You can expand the fire.
00:43Oh, yeah.
00:44Full visibility of the world around us.
00:47And check it out, bro.
00:48I've never seen the map be so tiny.
00:50We've discovered nothing.
00:52You're right.
00:52You already built the map, bro.
00:54I can't even open it.
00:55I know.
00:55We don't even have a campfire.
00:56Zero flames, but we have the map.
00:59Interesting.
01:00Hold on.
01:00Let me expand.
01:01Hey, now I can open up the map.
01:03Check it out.
01:04It's so tidy.
01:05Beautiful.
01:06Now grow the fire, melon.
01:08All right.
01:08Here we go.
01:10Wonderful.
01:11I'm going to go out into the world, look for treasure chests,
01:13and I'm also going to look for fuel sources.
01:15All right.
01:15I'm starting to grow my very own forest near the fire
01:18that I'll chop down and then replant
01:20and then use all the logs to make the most awesome wall defense ever.
01:24Brilliant.
01:25And I shall get myself a good sack out of this first chest.
01:28Come on.
01:29Give me that juicy upgrade off rip.
01:32Oh, I got it.
01:33Let's go.
01:34I swear, these small chests always give you a good sack.
01:36Hold on.
01:37About to get one too.
01:38Dang it, I got a flashlight.
01:40Hehehe.
01:40You didn't predict the future like I did.
01:43It's okay.
01:43This one will for sure give me a good sack.
01:46Let's go.
01:46I got it.
01:47Nice.
01:48That's huge.
01:48Now we don't have to worry about the pelt trades or anything.
01:51We could just go loot it up.
01:52I'm going to grab all the scrap metal I see.
01:54Grab all this wood right here so I can expand the fire again.
01:57Yeah, get it to level three.
01:58Then I can go find fuel cans.
02:00There you go.
02:01Thank you.
02:02And now I will grab all the fuel cans and scrap metals.
02:05I think I'll even pick all these flowers.
02:07I'm going to keep looting some chests.
02:08Hopefully I can find a good axe or something.
02:10That way I can be more efficient with my log cutting.
02:13Melon, you're a lumberjack.
02:14You start with a good axe.
02:15Oh, sorry.
02:16I meant to say great axe.
02:17It's called a strong axe.
02:18Oh my goodness.
02:19I'm dealing with an amateur.
02:21Oh, they added a new item called a great axe.
02:23It's even beyond a strong axe.
02:25Wait, for real?
02:26Nope.
02:26I made it up.
02:27Dude, why'd you have to make me fall for that?
02:29What was the point?
02:30Refunds.
02:31Give me this wolf corpse.
02:32I got...
02:32Dude, why is my FD broken?
02:34It's going to get me killed.
02:36Medkit.
02:36Grab the wolf corpse.
02:38Here we go.
02:38Run, Melon.
02:39Run.
02:40There's a cultist after you.
02:41I got a good axe for myself now, though.
02:43Nice.
02:43I'm going to chop him to bits.
02:451v1 me, bruh.
02:461v1 me, bruh.
02:47Dead.
02:48I'm fueling up the fire.
02:50It is almost level four.
02:52Very good.
02:53I have a couple lumps of coal I could add to it.
02:55I'm not getting any fuel canisters, though.
02:57I keep seeing revolver ammo everywhere instead.
02:59This is crazy, bro.
03:00It's like four revolver ammos where fuel cans normally spawn.
03:04Unlucky.
03:05Hopefully you get a revolver.
03:06Yeah, that'd be nice.
03:07So I could actually use the bullets.
03:09Ah, finally.
03:09Fuel canister.
03:10I'll eat all these vegetables.
03:12Every last one of them.
03:13The sun is rising.
03:15It's another beautiful day in the forest.
03:18Absolutely, Sonny.
03:18And I just opened myself up a chest and I was hoping I'd get a great axe.
03:22But instead, I got a bandage.
03:24We've been over this.
03:25There's no such thing as a great axe.
03:27Been over this, bro.
03:28It's better than a good axe.
03:29You're making it up so that I go,
03:31Oh, is that real?
03:32And then you're going to go,
03:33No, idiot.
03:34But I won't fall for it.
03:35Dang it, I almost got you twice.
03:37But I'll tell you what I did get, though.
03:39A fire level.
03:40Nice.
03:41This is actually perfect.
03:42Now I think I can get a strong axe from some good chests.
03:45Nice.
03:45We need that.
03:46Then you can lumberjack every tree in the forest.
03:49Absolutely.
03:51Maybe not.
03:51I think I need a golden chest minimum to get one.
03:54Yep.
03:54That is correct.
03:55You do need golden chests.
03:57I'm just scrapping it up.
03:58Getting fuel cans.
03:59I hope this will give me a revolver or a rifle right now.
04:02Please give me the loot.
04:04Oh, good sack.
04:05That's trash.
04:06I think he has metal chairs.
04:07I'll use him as scrap.
04:08Nice.
04:09You know what I want more than anything, though?
04:10I want more defense blueprints.
04:12Yeah, I haven't found a single one of those yet.
04:14We need to get a ton of them so I can upgrade them.
04:16Yeah, and usually I find a bunch of them.
04:19It's usually the thing I keep getting.
04:20I'm like, oh, another defense blueprint.
04:22Yeah, of course.
04:22The one time we want them,
04:24we're having a hard time finding them.
04:25Did just find this armory, though,
04:26and I'm very interested in looting this.
04:29Give me a revolver and all this ammo.
04:31Thank you.
04:32Nice.
04:33I found a bunch of fuel cans,
04:34but there's alpha wolves on it.
04:35I got to be careful.
04:36Let me snag it.
04:38Dude, I got it.
04:40I got to run.
04:41And then I got to get these radios
04:42and grab this one without dying.
04:44Got it.
04:45Oh, I got a dip.
04:46Half geno, half health.
04:47I might have enough fuel for the fire now.
04:49I got a lot on me.
04:50Just keep finding weapons.
04:51I'm not finding any fuel, though.
04:52Actually, I take it back.
04:53Just found some fuel.
04:54And I found a good chest.
04:55Nice.
04:56Get that strong axe.
04:57See, come on.
04:58Give me the goods.
04:59Give me the goods for the one time.
05:01Please?
05:01Please?
05:02Dang it.
05:03I got a strong flashlight.
05:04Hey, that's not bad.
05:05It's nice to pick that up
05:06so you don't have to think about it later.
05:08Guess that's true.
05:09I am going to scrap my goods
05:11and fuel the fire.
05:13Dan, I want to go into the winterlands.
05:15Ooh, I think there's tons of fuel
05:17in the winterlands, honestly.
05:18I know.
05:19That's why I'm going to head there.
05:20And that's a level five fire.
05:21These cultists,
05:23they're all worshipping the evil deer.
05:25It's messed up, bro.
05:26He's pretty messed up.
05:27It's time to upgrade our crafting bench.
05:29Not enough wood.
05:30Mel, can you put some wood in there?
05:31I don't have any wood.
05:32The lumberjack doesn't have wood.
05:34Yeah, because I've been searching
05:35for the strong axe, man.
05:36I'm trying to be efficient.
05:38Well, I'm going to grab all these log drops
05:39and replant the saplings for you.
05:41And now I can upgrade the crafting bench
05:44like this.
05:45I can get a sundial and a compass
05:47like that.
05:48And now we can keep track of the time
05:51and our location.
05:52Very nice.
05:54Ooh, bunny foot.
05:54Not bad.
05:55Ooh, rifle.
05:56I'll take that.
05:57There's so many rifle bullets.
05:5842 ammos.
05:59Nice.
06:00Okay, opening up another golden chest.
06:02Uh, defense blueprint.
06:03I'll take it.
06:04Nice.
06:04We need those.
06:05Can I get a defense blueprint?
06:07Another good sack.
06:08Dang it.
06:09I don't need sacks right now.
06:10I need blueprints or weapons.
06:12Come on.
06:13Give me a good drop here.
06:15Leather body.
06:16Whatever.
06:17I wish the leather body kept you warm
06:19in the winter biome.
06:20Yeah, that'd be nice.
06:22Ooh, finally got a revolver.
06:23Let's go.
06:25And that's another fuel can for the boy.
06:28Ooh, strong axe.
06:29Finally, let's go.
06:30And I got some chairs here for some wood.
06:32Nice.
06:33I'm going to have to revolve her down
06:34this alpha wolf.
06:35It won't leave me alone.
06:36Got a rifle?
06:37There's tons of rifles on me.
06:38Uh, I can't check where you're at.
06:41Unfortunately, I'm under attack.
06:43Well, my job is now changed
06:45from looting to looting wood.
06:47Oh, yeah.
06:47You're really far from me.
06:49I'm not going to go get that rifle.
06:50Instead, I'll open this golden chest
06:52and it will supply me
06:53with an ultimate blueprint.
06:55Dang it.
06:55It's a medical kit.
06:57At least I have a basketball.
06:58I need one Arctic fox pelt
07:00and then I can make a beanie.
07:01Drop it like it's hot.
07:04Scrap it like it's hot.
07:06Scrapping everything.
07:07Come on.
07:07Clip them down to size.
07:09Get over here, fox.
07:13No pelts.
07:15It's time for me to harvest some hood.
07:17There we go.
07:18One fox pelt.
07:19Question is,
07:19do I use it for the beanie
07:21or do I try and get two more of them?
07:23I'm going to see if I can find
07:25more foxes quickly.
07:26Oh, rifle ammo.
07:27Give me that.
07:27In time, I'm absolutely grinding
07:29and making my very own forest.
07:31Proud of you.
07:31Grow it to be big and strong.
07:33Oh, no.
07:34Melon?
07:35The owl.
07:36I hear it.
07:36It just screeched at me.
07:38Yeah, dude.
07:38I heard that.
07:39That sounded creepy.
07:42It's coming for me.
07:43Oh, no.
07:44I don't have a flashlight.
07:45How much time?
07:46A minute?
07:46Oh, I'm so dead.
07:47Got it.
07:48You're going to be fine.
07:49Med kit.
07:50Oh, I just clutched up.
07:52I'm not going to be fine.
07:54This owl is going to scratch me
07:55into a million pieces.
07:57You don't know that.
07:58It's happening right now.
08:00What do you mean?
08:00I need help.
08:01You're going to be fine.
08:02Don't worry.
08:03I got you.
08:03Look, scared off of my flashlight.
08:05Wow.
08:05Wow.
08:06Thanks, Melon.
08:06You really pulled that off clutch.
08:09Fuel the fire.
08:10Grab my fox pelt and bunny foot.
08:11Hey, we got a feather.
08:12We get a free fuel can
08:13at the research station.
08:15True.
08:15I forgot about that.
08:16Now, where is the research station?
08:18There it is.
08:19I'm going to give them one feather
08:20in exchange for their fuel can.
08:22Beautiful.
08:23They're going to be raided tonight, Sonny.
08:24It'd be good if we could have
08:25some kind of defense down.
08:27It would be,
08:27but I just don't think
08:28that's going to happen, Melon.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:30Don't you spawn in with defenses?
08:33Yeah, I guess we could move them,
08:34but I got foxes to hunt.
08:36I could start a little template for us.
08:39I'm going to start building some walls.
08:40Sounds good.
08:41I'm going to keep shooting foxes.
08:44Dude, drop your pelts.
08:45What is up with this?
08:47All right, I got to craft some of these.
08:49Log wall, log wall, log wall.
08:51Oh yeah, we need a hammer too.
08:52Yeah, we don't start with any
08:53on our loadouts.
08:54That's true.
08:55Oh, log wall there.
08:56Oh no, I just accidentally placed something.
08:58Oh, that's annoying.
09:00I'm trimming these foxes
09:01and still no drops.
09:04This is outrageous.
09:06Absolutely outrageous.
09:08You don't understand
09:09what I've been through.
09:09I've killed about eight foxes
09:11and no drops.
09:12Yeah, well, I kind of low-key
09:13messed up this wall placement.
09:14We're going to have a temporary defense.
09:16I give up.
09:17I'm making a beanie.
09:18There we go.
09:19That'll do.
09:20This is our level one defense.
09:21I've made it.
09:22A little bare bones,
09:23but it should get the job done
09:24in wrecking the cultists.
09:26All right, I'll head that way
09:27and upgrade our defenses.
09:29I got more blueprints.
09:30Where do I set them up?
09:31I think you'll be able to tell.
09:32Ah, lovely.
09:33I'll do a little something like this.
09:36And then Mel, check this out.
09:37Upgrade for scraps.
09:38Oh, look at those spikes.
09:40What do they look like?
09:41Check it out, bro.
09:42Oh, we upgraded the wood.
09:44Oh, and you put metal spikes on top.
09:46Exactly.
09:46It's looking crazy.
09:48I gots to eat before these cultists arrive.
09:50Our level one defense is looking pretty good,
09:53if I say so.
09:54Yeah, it's not looking too bad.
09:56Bring on the cultists.
09:57We are ready for them.
09:59Who is this guy?
10:00Oh, don't come and kill me.
10:04He got wrecked.
10:05Two more melon this way.
10:07Oh, they're destroyed.
10:08That was a flawless plan.
10:09Yep, and let's make sure we space these barricades out enough
10:12so we can easily scoop their dead bodies after.
10:14All right, I like the way you're thinking.
10:16Our first base defense was a success.
10:19By the time the cultists raid again,
10:21we're going to have an even more insane setup.
10:23It's going to have walls everywhere
10:25and traps stronger than you could ever imagine.
10:28Now we just need more blueprints.
10:32Are you serious?
10:33I was a pixel away.
10:34Thanks a lot, dear.
10:35I need to get a flashlight really badly.
10:37Yeah, it's pretty useful.
10:38All right, I believe it's time to cut down my forest.
10:41If you could start making us some hammers, that'd be good.
10:43I will first need to find the cultists' anvil.
10:46Great point.
10:46Have you seen it yet?
10:47Because I have not.
10:49I would have been on the map if I had seen it.
10:51Oh, I just found it.
10:52Let's go.
10:53Time to chop through these branches.
10:55Nice.
10:56And now I'm going to chop down my forest.
10:58Give me all my logs.
10:59Oh, that is a lot of log right there.
11:02Nice.
11:02I just wish I had a better axe and a better weapon.
11:04This fight's going to get a little dicey.
11:06All I have is a revolver with a couple of bullets.
11:08Got it, man.
11:09You're going to be fine.
11:10Oh, I know I'll be fine.
11:11I'm just saying it's going to be a little trickier than I would have wanted.
11:15This guy's got a spear.
11:16He's poking me with it.
11:17Now I'm going to slice him.
11:22You're dead.
11:23Oh, there's another one.
11:24Surprise attacking me.
11:25Back up, buddy.
11:27Back up, buster.
11:28Where are you going?
11:31I'm out of bullets.
11:34He's out of life.
11:35Now I'll repair the anvil and build you a hammer.
11:38Anvil front.
11:39Deployed.
11:40The back of the anvil.
11:42Deployed.
11:43And I found a ruby chest.
11:45Give me something goaded.
11:47Come on.
11:50Gemstone of the forest and kunai's.
11:53Dang it.
11:53I guess it's a hundred kunai.
11:55That's actually pretty good.
11:56It is pretty good, but it's still kind of disappointing.
11:58Let me craft an item.
11:59One hammer coming right up.
12:01Melon!
12:02You're not going to believe this.
12:04There's another item we didn't know about.
12:05What item?
12:06The mammoth helmet.
12:07We need two wolf pelts and two mammoth tusks.
12:10Well, that sounds insane, brother.
12:11Yeah, we're going to make that thing.
12:13First, we're going to craft a hammer.
12:14Oh, no, I'm starving again.
12:15Uh, bandage.
12:16Skip this.
12:17I got to kill this bunny.
12:18Eat your flesh.
12:19Oh, I hate him.
12:20Ooh.
12:21Melon, I'm kind of scared.
12:23I think the owl is going to get me.
12:24Oh, no, he's on me.
12:25I got to run.
12:25Alpha wolves.
12:26This is bad.
12:27This is very bad.
12:28Melon, I'm returning to the campfire.
12:30I'm at the campfire.
12:31I'm about to get scratched.
12:33Ow!
12:33What the heck?
12:34I'm hungry.
12:35Tried to pick items up, and I dropped them like a bozo.
12:37I think I'm good now, though.
12:38Okay, I need five logs and five scraps.
12:41Well, I got 140 logs right here.
12:43Not bad.
12:44Not a bad collection.
12:45Yeah, we'll chop down a big tree.
12:47See what I get out of it.
12:48It's never worth it.
12:49Only time will tell.
12:50All right.
12:51Oh, that's actually a lot of logs.
12:53And now I'll craft your hammer.
12:55It's working, Melon.
12:56Let's go.
12:57Oh, thank you, Sonny.
12:57You're welcome.
13:00And then I will activate the Mammoth Helmet Recipe.
13:04It's actually not too bad.
13:06I can't believe these other items are so much harder to craft.
13:08The thorn body is four cultist gems, four bear pelts, six wolf pelts, six bunny foots,
13:14and ten scraps.
13:15It makes no sense that it's that hard.
13:17The hardest part will be the mammoth tusks.
13:18We're gonna have to kill, like, four mammoths, probably.
13:20Oh, you think you could just crossbow me like that?
13:22Aye, yo.
13:23You're done.
13:24You're done.
13:25Boxo seeds.
13:26I just keep getting seeds.
13:27I want defense blueprints.
13:29And a rifle, actually, would be nice so I can kill these wolves.
13:31I'd like to farm those pelts and the mammoth tusks very badly.
13:35Finally, a rifle.
13:36And more fuel cans.
13:37Let's go.
13:38Oh, plus a golden chest.
13:40Maybe I'll get a strong flashlight.
13:41That would be good.
13:42Oh, strong axe.
13:43Do you need this?
13:44No, I do not need a strong axe.
13:46I've been had that.
13:47All right.
13:47Well, now I've been had that, too.
13:49I am returning to the buttery biscuit base.
13:52Actually, I'm starving.
13:53I'm starving.
13:53I'm starving.
13:54Okay, I'm good.
13:55I'm going to mortar all...
13:57Oh, it's an owl.
13:59I'm gonna make him angry, actually, so he drops a feather.
14:06That's right.
14:07Run, you coward.
14:08Scrap it up.
14:10Expand the fire.
14:11Eat the morsels.
14:12And now we have two feathers, bro.
14:14We could get two more fuel cans.
14:15So where's the hammer?
14:16Oh, it's right here.
14:17Here.
14:17Dropping it.
14:18Thank you.
14:19We got tons of wood, but I still don't think it's enough.
14:22I don't know what you're planning, bro.
14:23The main thing we need is defense blueprints.
14:26All right.
14:26I'll get defense blueprints, bro.
14:27I've been trying.
14:28I'm just not getting very lucky.
14:30All right.
14:30I'm going to switch objectives.
14:32I'm done farming wood.
14:33I'm going to build us some log walls, make the outline of our base, and then we got to
14:37get some blueprints.
14:37That's darn tootin' right, brother.
14:39And I hope the aliens invade.
14:41It'd be awesome to get some laser defenses.
14:44Well, that would be awesome.
14:45We need to expand this fire as well.
14:46It's very close to being completed.
14:48Wait, I don't think I can pick up your defenses once you upgrade them.
14:51That's fine.
14:51I'll move them around then.
14:52Can you move?
14:53I didn't check.
14:54I'll just make a second hammer.
14:55It's not going to be that hard.
14:57I don't know if you can move them once they're upgraded.
14:58Well, let me put it to the test shortly.
15:00Brother, get off me, wolf.
15:02Oh, wait.
15:03I set the crafting table to the mammoth helmet, so we're going to have to make that first.
15:08Oh, you fool.
15:09I was going to tell you not to do that.
15:11It doesn't really matter.
15:11You could just drop the hammer to me.
15:13Oh, I got to make this, and I got to outline the rest of our base.
15:16And I got to avoid all these stinking alpha wolves so I can pick up more chests.
15:21Ooh, oil barrel.
15:23That's what we need.
15:24We can now max out the fire.
15:26Good stuff.
15:27Golden chest.
15:28Let me open that up.
15:29I actually will take a strong flashlight or a defense blueprint.
15:31Or an oil barrel.
15:33Useless.
15:34So annoying sometimes when that happens.
15:36Yep.
15:37I could see that being annoying.
15:38We needed oil barrels 20 minutes ago.
15:40Now we get them.
15:41I need to eat this bunny.
15:42I'm going to starve.
15:43I need to eat your flesh.
15:45Thank you.
15:46And I need this golden chest to contain a flashlight or a blueprint, please.
15:50Finally.
15:51Uh-oh.
15:52Can't do that.
15:53Getting a lot of medical kits, at least.
15:55Heading back to the base.
15:56I got a lot of scrap.
15:57Good.
15:58And then we will max level the fire.
16:00I wonder when they're going to make a level 7 fire.
16:02Ooh, that would be insane.
16:04More log walls.
16:05The base is starting to look insane.
16:08Oh, yeah, it is.
16:09This is just the beginning, Sonny.
16:11Excellent.
16:11The fire has been leveled up.
16:14I will store this oil barrel by the map.
16:17Should I make another entrance for them to die?
16:19That's up to you.
16:20Depends how many blueprints we can get our hands on.
16:22Point.
16:22I can always open it up another time.
16:24Oh, no.
16:25The owl's here on me.
16:26I'm going to poke him with a spear.
16:28Eh.
16:28Eh.
16:29What are you going to do?
16:29What are you going to do?
16:30Nothing.
16:31That's right.
16:32If you don't move, it can't see you.
16:33Oh, drop a pelt.
16:35Yes.
16:35We need one more wolf pelt.
16:36I see a golden chest and some rifle ammo.
16:39I would like both of these, please.
16:41Nice.
16:42The alpha wolf didn't even notice me.
16:45Oil barrel.
16:46Useless.
16:47All right.
16:47There we go.
16:48The outline of the base walls are done.
16:51Good work, Merlin.
16:52Good stuff.
16:53Opening another gold chest.
16:55Maybe this time I'll get luckier.
16:57Oh, what the?
16:58Oh, it was close.
16:59It just glitched.
17:00Oh, come on.
17:02First, he glitches and hits me through the chest.
17:04Then I back up and he lunges like 20 feet and kills me.
17:08Bruh, that bear just haunted my life.
17:11Yoikes.
17:11I'm going to help you find some defense blueprints.
17:13I don't even know where I was just now.
17:15You're way off to the right.
17:16Yeah, that's what I thought up here, maybe.
17:18You're going the wrong direction.
17:19No, I am.
17:20I'm going the right way.
17:21No, you're going the right way.
17:22I have to get out of your base first.
17:24I got to eat all these berries, get my hunger topped up, recover my loot.
17:28Man, that was painful.
17:29Yep.
17:30I'm opening up myself a golden chest.
17:32Diamonds, dang it.
17:33Ooh, cultist church.
17:34But there's a lot of cultists in here.
17:36I'm going to have to take them out.
17:37Die.
17:38Oh yeah, they're dead now.
17:41I got the stuff that I cared for.
17:43I got the wolf pelt and all the medical supplies back.
17:46Nice.
17:47I have so many medical supplies.
17:49Same.
17:49My whole hot bar is meds.
17:51Rifle this guy in the face.
17:53Then we'll revolver him.
17:54And he's dead.
17:55And now I got two more med kits and a bandage.
17:58Three more med kits, actually.
17:59And I keep finding oil barrels.
18:01They're so useless.
18:02Why do you spawn these at the max level border?
18:05What's the point?
18:06I don't get it.
18:07I don't get it.
18:08Because, sonny, but I got good news.
18:10I got a defense blueprint.
18:11Let's go.
18:12Nice.
18:12Finally, we got another one.
18:13And I just found two more oil barrels.
18:16Why are these in here?
18:17It's so annoying.
18:18We have to head back.
18:19The cultists are raiding tonight.
18:20And I want to see how our defense holds up.
18:22All right.
18:22You got this.
18:23I just got a useless diamond out of this chest.
18:25I'm getting absolutely scammed.
18:27All right, I'm hiding in my base.
18:29Don't you dare come at me, cultists.
18:31Actually, do.
18:32You're dead.
18:33Oh, it's working.
18:34It's working.
18:35They're all gathering here and they're dying.
18:37Nice one.
18:38Oh, this actually worked perfectly, bro.
18:40We have built the ultimate defense.
18:42Uh-oh.
18:43I got a polar bear after me.
18:44This bird is going to drop so many feathers.
18:46I already got one.
18:47Fly again.
18:48Fly again.
18:49I dare you.
18:50Yes, two feathers in one night.
18:52Oh, we're going for three.
18:53It keeps re-landing on me.
18:54Bro, I think this is how you farm up feathers.
18:56If you find the snow owl in the snow biome, it keeps re-landing on you.
19:00Really?
19:01I'm going to get three feathers in one night.
19:03I could have probably had like ten.
19:04He didn't drop a feather the third time.
19:06Oh, so they nerfed it.
19:08Dang it.
19:09That's cringe, brother.
19:10It's cringe.
19:11Oh, mammoth.
19:12Now let's get those tusks, shall we?
19:14The ultimate defense will also come with a mammoth helmet.
19:17What's going on?
19:19Bro, I'm getting trampled.
19:20I almost died.
19:21I couldn't move.
19:23That's it.
19:23Kill him like a caveman.
19:24Oh, one tusk.
19:26Let's go.
19:26I'm already at the campfire mill, so I'm going to drop some food off.
19:29Can you clean up these stinky cultists?
19:31I can't even grab them.
19:33Wait, I can grab that guy.
19:34Really hard to grab them.
19:35Clean this mess up.
19:37I got to go build a helmet and look for more blueprints.
19:40I can't.
19:41Oh, I can't grab them.
19:42Don't we want the pile of corpses?
19:44I guess it does send a message.
19:46I'm going to drop the defense blueprints for you.
19:48I'm off hunting wolves and mammoths.
19:50And chests, of course.
19:51Chests are very important.
19:52How many defense blueprints did you find?
19:54Just one.
19:55Oh, this is so tough.
19:57What the?
19:58Oh, no.
20:00Oh, got him.
20:01Upside down in a tree and I coon-eyed that wolf.
20:04Might have to eat some wolves here.
20:06Do what you got to do.
20:07Eat your raw flesh.
20:08Ah, there's the mammoth I need.
20:11Follow me this way, big boy.
20:14I'll harvest your tusks.
20:15I hope.
20:16Owl's after me, sonny.
20:17Every type of wolf, bears, and a mammoth all chasing me down.
20:20This ain't good.
20:21Oh, that was close.
20:22I'm in the same situation as you, brother.
20:24Dang it.
20:24No tusks.
20:26Throw in flashlight.
20:27Oh, you got me.
20:28I'm hunting down another mammoth now.
20:30Stay away from me, you fiend.
20:32Need to unlock this chest.
20:33No, why is there a bear here?
20:35Time to eat some raw meat.
20:36You need feathers?
20:38Well, we could always do more research.
20:39Fair enough.
20:40Taking out this bear.
20:41I got to eat his flesh.
20:42Opening this up.
20:43Hopefully, you get a defense blueprint.
20:44Iron body.
20:45Dang it.
20:45Yeah, I'm trying to hunt down another mammoth right now, too.
20:48Not seeing any.
20:49Oh, some rifle ammo.
20:50Don't we take that?
20:50No, we don't.
20:51Because a bear's after me.
20:52Why did no more mammoth spawn?
20:54This is so annoying.
20:56And I've killed so many wolves, but haven't got the pelts to drop.
20:59Cooked ribs.
20:59I'm gonna eat that.
21:00You're welcome.
21:01Drop your stinking pelts.
21:06What is this luck, man?
21:07I've killed so many.
21:10Bruh.
21:11Melon, if you want a secret badge, just bring a carrot over to the snowmen.
21:14I don't want no secret badge, sonny.
21:17All right.
21:17That's fair.
21:18I'm out here trying to make the ultimate defense.
21:20Same here, but I can't get you this stinking helmet if I can't get a mammoth to spawn.
21:25And I'm still just looking for chests.
21:27That way, we can get more defense blueprints.
21:29This owl keeps spawning on me.
21:31In here.
21:32Need this defense blueprint.
21:33Ooh, dragon chest.
21:34Let's go.
21:35What am I gonna get?
21:36Nice.
21:37Nice.
21:38Give me something interesting.
21:40Oh, I got kunai's.
21:42Lovely.
21:42Ow!
21:43Let me open this up.
21:44How is this guy coming at me?
21:45I have a flashlight on him.
21:46Defense blueprint.
21:47Let's go.
21:48Got it.
21:48Ooh.
21:49I'm collecting these defense blueprints.
21:51Ow.
21:52Still no wolf pelt.
21:54This is a joke.
21:57Finally.
21:57Now, let's see.
21:58Is it a regular wolf pelt or is it alpha wolf?
22:01Because if it's alpha wolf, that's an L.
22:03That would be a major L.
22:04It says regular wolf.
22:05We're good.
22:06Oh my goodness.
22:07These bears need to leave me alone.
22:08I just need one more mammoth tusk now.
22:11I'm gonna work my way over to the gold chests you found earlier.
22:13Open them up.
22:14And then it's time to go back to the snowlands.
22:16Nice.
22:17Meas my kunai's.
22:18Take out all these cultists.
22:20And then this way, I can open this chest up.
22:22Die!
22:25Alright.
22:26They're all dead.
22:26Come on.
22:27Another defense blueprint.
22:28Yeah.
22:28I hope I get one here too.
22:29Dang it.
22:29I got a rifle.
22:31I got a strong axe.
22:32I have about 20 bandages.
22:34So many cultist churches that I gotta take out.
22:36And I'm hungry again.
22:37Dang it.
22:38Take this guy out.
22:39Alright.
22:40I'm gonna open this chest up.
22:41I'm opening a golden chest here too.
22:43Boom!
22:43Defense blueprint.
22:44Let's go.
22:45Nice.
22:46Big dubber tin.
22:47And strong flashlight.
22:49Turd.
22:50Hey, Sonny.
22:50Do you need a bandage or a medkit or anything?
22:52I can give you a bandage.
22:54Oh, it's so generous of you.
22:55I have one, two, three, four, five bandages slash medkits.
22:59I need to use them actually.
23:00Oh, this ain't looking good.
23:01I need to eat.
23:02I'm gonna go bandage for bandage right now.
23:03Meet me at the fire.
23:04Oh, I'm going bandage for bandage on my health bar right now.
23:07I'm gonna die if I don't.
23:09Where's the food?
23:10Where's the food?
23:11Oh, I'm wasting all my bandies.
23:13Yeah, come back to the fire.
23:14We're gonna go bandage for bandage.
23:15I don't have bandages anymore.
23:16I only got medkits.
23:17And I gotta waste them.
23:19Bro, that was sad.
23:20I had to waste all my bandages and medkits just to prevent myself from starving to death.
23:24Okay, dude.
23:25Dude, don't worry about bandages, my guy.
23:27You need a bandage?
23:27You need a bandage?
23:28I got you, brother.
23:29I got you.
23:30Oh, my goodness.
23:30Stack those up.
23:32Stack them up.
23:33Big tower.
23:33Big tower.
23:34I gotta, I gotta, hold on.
23:35I gotta go like this.
23:36Oh, man.
23:37How many more do you have?
23:39I think I still have some more somewhere.
23:40All right, no, that was it.
23:41Bro, that is insane.
23:43Yeah, I'm gonna just take two medkits.
23:45I don't think I need more than that.
23:46All right, well, I'm gonna take this defense blueprint and I'm gonna drop it in.
23:51And...
23:52How do we want to do this?
23:53Just make it bigger on the front?
23:54What do you think?
23:55Dude, I could keep extending this.
23:57I could do like this, actually.
23:58Hold on.
23:58Just to, you know, mix things up a little bit.
24:01Upgrade them.
24:02We got some more defense blueprints here.
24:04Nice.
24:05Real nice.
24:06Then we're gonna angle and dangle a little bit.
24:08Like that.
24:10And like that.
24:10Oh, this is looking intimidating, bruh.
24:12Oh, and then we get the barbed wire.
24:14Yeah.
24:15Put this in the front.
24:17Oh, that's nice.
24:18That's nice.
24:19Upgrade it.
24:19Turn it into dark barbed wire.
24:22Extra rusty.
24:23Our base is looking protected.
24:24Yeah, that's a lot of security right there.
24:26You want to pass me the hammer?
24:27I'll see if I can move this thing.
24:29Yeah, I got you.
24:30Hold on.
24:30Where's my hammer?
24:30Here, boom.
24:31Why don't you go hunt a mammoth?
24:33All right.
24:33Time to switch up jobs.
24:35And you're right.
24:36I can't move this thing.
24:37I can't pick it up.
24:38It's okay.
24:38Our defense is solid.
24:39Well, it's not moving anywhere, so it better be.
24:41Also, I don't have a beanie, so it's probably really dumb for me to do this.
24:44Oh, yeah.
24:45You should probably farm the foxes first, then.
24:47Well, there's a polar bear.
24:48You just need two polar bear pelts, and you'll be stacked.
24:50He's not even in the winterland.
24:52Killing him right now.
24:53He's glitched.
24:54Nice.
24:55And he's dead.
24:56No pelt, though.
24:57Dang it.
24:58Try and bait a mammoth over if you see one.
25:00I'm opening a gold chest, and then I'm going to head out to the winterlands.
25:03I'm just going to kill a couple of these wolves.
25:05Get a pelt.
25:05Ah, doo-doo drop.
25:07Strong flashlight.
25:08Oh, there we go.
25:09I got myself a beanie.
25:10Nice.
25:11I'll be there tonight, sonny, because remember, we're getting raided.
25:13Yeah, but I'm trying to get that last tusk.
25:16All right.
25:16Got the beanie hat.
25:17And besides, Mel, the best thing about having a super ultimate defense is we don't both have
25:22to be there.
25:22As long as one of us is there, the cultists all just walk into our traps and die.
25:27It's beautiful.
25:27It truly is.
25:29All right.
25:29I got to find a mammoth.
25:30Found one.
25:31There's usually two of them.
25:33Over here, big boy.
25:35There we go.
25:35He's on us.
25:36Taking him down.
25:37This guy has a lot of HP.
25:38I'm going to hit him with my kunai.
25:40It's time to spam.
25:42Dang it.
25:43No tusk.
25:44All right.
25:44There should be another one around here somewhere.
25:46There he is, Melon.
25:47On me.
25:48Kunai spam.
25:49Double kunai spam.
25:53No tusk.
25:54Are you joking?
25:56You sure they drop tusks?
25:57Yes.
25:58I got it from the last mammoth I found.
26:00Dang it.
26:01That's really, really sad.
26:02Are there any more mammoths?
26:04Looking around.
26:04Maybe there's one more, but usually it's two.
26:07Like this.
26:08Not like this.
26:09Not like this.
26:10Oh, I'm going to have to use so many medkits.
26:12Medkit?
26:12No.
26:13Let me out of the woods already.
26:15Let me out of the snowy biome.
26:17Are you moving slow?
26:19Yes.
26:19Okay, medkit.
26:20Let me warm up.
26:21Run.
26:22Run.
26:23Yes.
26:24Oh my goodness.
26:25I can't believe I made it out of there.
26:26That was insane.
26:27I'm alive, but barely.
26:28And I'm hungry, Melon.
26:30I'm going to head back to the campfire and eat.
26:32Then in the morning, let's go hunt that mammoth again.
26:34All right.
26:35Make sure you kill the cultists without shooting them.
26:36Oh no, cultists.
26:39Bro, they're already dead.
26:40They're already dead.
26:41Oh, you made them aggro on you.
26:43Oh, he's coming around town.
26:43He's coming around town.
26:45You got to leave it because this guy wants to try and kill you.
26:46All right.
26:47I backed up and he's dead.
26:48Here we go.
26:49All the cultists are down.
26:51I need some ribs.
26:51The sun's about to rise.
26:54I know I'm finding a mammoth today.
26:56And it's going to drop a tusk.
26:58Because it must.
26:59Oh, it will.
27:00I'm going to manifest this.
27:02It's all about positivity.
27:03What you put into the world, Melon, is what you get back.
27:05Which is why we're going to murder an extinct animal.
27:08Got him.
27:08He's not supposed to exist.
27:10It's our duty to put him down, Melon.
27:13I just want your tusk, man.
27:14Just give me your tusk.
27:15Don't be weird about it.
27:16You could go hunt a different one.
27:17There should be two of these.
27:18All right.
27:19I'll hunt my own.
27:20Yeah, that's right.
27:21I don't need no help.
27:22I got kun.
27:23Oh, I need help.
27:24Just kidding.
27:24I'm good.
27:25Taking this guy out.
27:26No tusk drop on my side.
27:2847 kunais.
27:29Let's see.
27:29Is this enough to take one down?
27:30Of course the polar bear wanted to join in on the fight.
27:33Come on.
27:34He's almost dead.
27:36And he's dead and zero tusk.
27:38Are you kidding me?
27:39What is the chances of this?
27:41What are the chances?
27:42Very low.
27:43What is that chance?
27:45There's a bunch of feathers in here.
27:46I'm going to open this ice chest.
27:47I don't even give a darn.
27:49Might be freezing after.
27:50Oh, I didn't freeze.
27:51The strong axe is so OP.
27:52Let's go.
27:54I got my ice sword.
27:55Nice.
27:56Oh no, I'm freezing.
27:57Oh no, I'm dead.
27:57I'm in a bad spot right now to be freezing.
28:00I was not paying attention.
28:01Ever since we didn't find a mammoth tusk, I zoned out.
28:04All right, I made it out.
28:05I just got to wait until tomorrow to hunt another mammoth.
28:07Come with me, melon.
28:08It's back to the winterlands for the mammoths.
28:11Oh my swarm.
28:12So many of these foxes trying to nibble at me.
28:15Not seeing no mammoth.
28:16Yeah, it's getting a little bit ridiculous.
28:19Ow.
28:19Melon, you want to help me kill this bear?
28:21Nah.
28:21Okay.
28:21Yeah, just being honest.
28:22Oh, that's fair.
28:23I was just being disappointed.
28:24Can I just grab this tusk right here?
28:26Why can't the mammoths just spawn in every day?
28:28How's your ammo look, by the way?
28:30I'm running low.
28:31Yeah, 30 shots of my rifle still.
28:33All right, we got enough ammo to kill two more mammoths.
28:35And if that doesn't work out, I think I'm going to just destroy my computer.
28:38That seems a little bit extreme.
28:40I don't know.
28:40Feels like the only natural response.
28:42Melon, something evil's approaching our campfire and it's arriving tonight.
28:46We've got to get this tusk and fast.
28:49Yep, I'm looking for it, sonny.
28:51Oh, found some mammoths.
28:52Let's go.
28:53Nice.
28:54Oh, now I got a polar bear after me.
28:56Are you kidding me?
28:57I'm going to go up in this tower and kill it peacefully.
29:00I'm coming to back you up with everything I got.
29:02Ow, he's still hitting me up here.
29:03He just flopped me.
29:04Be careful.
29:07I got you, bruh.
29:08Where was the second one?
29:13I don't know.
29:14Oh, I thought you saw both.
29:16I saw one.
29:20That's it.
29:21Going in with a spear.
29:23Take him back, Kit Melon.
29:26No tusk.
29:27Oh, you're kidding me right now.
29:29We have one more shot at glory.
29:31Where's the mammoth?
29:32I see him.
29:33Wait, I found a tusk.
29:33Oh, never mind.
29:34That's an Arctic fox pelt.
29:35Dang it.
29:36Oh, my gosh, Melon.
29:37Don't get me hyped like that.
29:38This mammoth also can detect bullets.
29:40He just dodged two of them.
29:42I'm bringing him around.
29:45Ow.
29:45Med kit.
29:46That was close.
29:47What the heck?
29:48How's he still hitting me?
29:50Melon, I need your backup.
29:51Where are you at?
29:51I'm trying to warm up because I'm about to freeze.
29:53Mammoth stuck in a tree, but I'm out of bullets.
29:56That's it.
30:00All I've got now is a basketball.
30:02Take this.
30:03This mammoth's going down.
30:05Take a bandage.
30:05Take a bandage.
30:06I don't have one.
30:08Where's the tusk?
30:10Where's the tusk?
30:11Where's the tusk?
30:13Sonny, I'm starting to think these tusks don't exist.
30:16They do.
30:16I already got one earlier.
30:18I don't believe you.
30:18This is so toxic.
30:20I don't even want to play anymore.
30:21Well, Sonny, we're getting raided again tonight.
30:23So let's see how our ultimate defense holds up.
30:25Just stay in here.
30:26Don't move.
30:27Do not leave.
30:27Yeah, I'm just cooking myself on the fire.
30:29I'm over it.
30:30I'm salty, bro.
30:31I'm salt day.
30:32Yep.
30:33Now all these cultures are running to their deaths.
30:36Oh, it's a thing of true beauty.
30:39I think they're all dead.
30:40Nice.
30:40That was really easy.
30:41Well, that's because we have the ultimate defense.
30:43And all of you should ultimately head to that subscribe button.
30:46Press it right now for more videos.
30:49And maybe one day we'll get some mammoth tusks and craft the ultimate helmet.
30:53Let's do it.