00:00Hi.
00:26Hey.
00:27Um, what's good?
00:29Um, what's good here?
00:30Um, I get the Chai Thai.
00:32Oh.
00:33The campus favorite?
00:35Yeah.
00:36Okay.
00:37Well, this is my first time here, so I should probably try it too, huh?
00:40Yeah, but you have to get it how I get it.
00:42With an extra shot of espresso and a pump of caramel.
00:45It's the only way you can drink it.
00:47Cool.
00:48Well, uh, since you put me on, can I buy your drink for you?
00:53Sure.
00:54Cool.
00:55I'm Kyle.
00:56I'm Jada.
00:57Next.
00:58Hey.
00:59Um, can I get two Chai Thais with an extra shot of-
01:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:05A Chai Thai?
01:06Yeah, the campus favorite.
01:07We don't sell a Chai Thai.
01:08What is that?
01:09Well, it's written right here on this sign.
01:10Right next to us.
01:11Oh, the Chai Thai.
01:12Oh, the Chai Thai.
01:13Yes, that's what I said.
01:14Did I not just say that?
01:16I'm so sorry.
01:17This is my third day here.
01:18I'm still training.
01:19Oh, oh.
01:20Well, I get that, man.
01:21Don't worry about it.
01:22I mean, we all gotta learn the menu at some point, right?
01:26Mm-hmm.
01:28Okay, so two Chai Thais with skim milk and no caramel, right?
01:33Oh, oh.
01:34Well, I get that, man.
01:35Don't worry about it.
01:36I mean, we all gotta learn the menu at some point, right?
01:39Mm-hmm.
01:41Okay, so two Chai Thais with skim milk and no caramel, right?
01:50Uh, no, but don't worry about it, cause I-
01:53Oh, oh my god.
01:54I'm so sorry.
01:55You were right.
01:56Look, uh, Sam, don't worry about it.
01:58This is a very confusing menu, so don't-
02:01But I keep messing up your order.
02:02It's fine.
02:03You're gonna get it eventually.
02:05Honestly, I really don't care.
02:06But this is the third time I've messed your order up.
02:08It's tot- I- it doesn't bug me, okay?
02:13So you- you take your time, okay?
02:15Really.
02:16What the fuck is going on?
02:17It's his first week, dude.
02:19Give him a break.
02:20Sir, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
02:23Oh my god, Sam.
02:25Look at this.
02:26What kind of guy gets off on making other people cry?
02:28No, no.
02:29You have the wrong idea.
02:30Sam, tell him what happened.
02:31I can't-
02:32I sent up his order.
02:33Oh!
02:34And that's a valid reason to make him cry?
02:36No.
02:37You have- no, please.
02:38You have it all wrong.
02:39It's his first week, you asshole.
02:41What kind of weird shit are you on, you little bitch?
02:42Guys, I'm sorry.
02:43Look.
02:44Fuck it.
02:45What did you order?
02:48I ordered two Chai Thais with an extra shot of espresso and a puff-
02:52What?
02:53You come here with this confusing ass order and expecting nobody to fuck it up?
02:57Well, it's not that confusing.
02:59Look, Nick.
03:00Give me two Chai Thais with a shot of espresso and a pump of French vanilla.
03:06That's not the right order.
03:08Look, at this point, Jada, I don't think we're gonna-
03:10Is there a problem?
03:11No.
03:12Uh-uh.
03:13Here you go.
03:15I-I really can't drink this.
03:17Look, Jada, please.
03:18Just drink-
03:19What now?
03:20Nothing.
03:21Uh-um.
03:23Uh, here.
03:27Jada, I'm sorry.
03:28Uh, wait.
03:29Jada, I-no.
03:30It's-Jada, it's fine.
03:31Jada.
03:35What the fuck are you still doing here?
03:37Well, I gave you a 20.
03:38Get the fuck out of our store!
03:40Get the fuck out of here!
03:41Move your ass, you piece of shit!
03:42Get out of here!
04:00What's up, Cuzzo?
04:01Yo, what's up, AJ?
04:02You want a Chai Thai?
04:03No, hell no.
04:04Those are terrible for you.
04:05Why are you drinking those?
04:06Oh.
04:07Hi, Kyle.
04:08Hi.
04:09Um, I-I'm Kyra.
04:11I was in the same study case group as you and, um, Mr. Latmore's class.
04:15No, sorry.
04:16Yeah, I knew that.
04:17I'm-I'm sorry.
04:18I-I...
04:19Do you want a Chai Thai?
04:22Oh, sure.
04:23Yeah, thank you.
04:24Yeah, thank you.
04:25I-I mean, you're welcome.
04:27You're welcome.
04:29Uh, I was just gonna say that I was really impressed with the accuracy of your analysis
04:34on the Rochenberg case.
04:35I mean, everyone's always talking about how talented you are.
04:38Really?
04:39Yeah.
04:40Really.
04:42Well, thank you.
04:49Kyle almost know what you're doing tonight.
04:50What?
04:51No.
04:52No, I don't.
04:53You don't?
04:54No, I do.
04:55I-I'm sorry.
04:56I-I'm sorry, I-
04:59Are you free tonight?
05:00Hey, Kyle, um, you're not allergic to dogs, are you?
05:22No.
05:23Okay, awesome.
05:24I'm gonna let mine out then.
05:25Um, his name's Benji.
05:26Okay.
05:27Hey, little guy.
05:30What's up, buddy?
05:32Hi.
05:33Oh, wow.
05:34You're a little baby.
05:40You want a treat?
05:42Okay.
05:44Yo.
05:45Oh, wow.
05:46You really like these, don't you?
05:48Alright.
05:49You want another one?
05:51Okay.
05:53Oh, my God.
05:54You eat those up.
05:55Yeah, look, I'll give you one more, okay?
05:58He's a good boy.
05:59He's a cookie monster.
06:01Oh.
06:02Aw.
06:03Kyle, he likes you.
06:04Yeah.
06:05He's a little baby, isn't he?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Three months old.
06:08Cool.
06:09Oh, by the way, those are edibles on the table if you want any.
06:14Oh, my God.
06:19Shit, come on.
06:20Wake up, Benji.
06:21Wake up, man, please.
06:22Come on, Benji.
06:23Come on, Benji.
06:41Wake up, Benji.
06:42Wake up, please.
06:43Please.
06:44Wake up, Benji.
06:52I'm so sorry.
06:53Wake up, Benji.
06:54It's about ready.
06:57It's about ready.
07:12Hey, okay, sorry about that.
07:14Are you ready to go?
07:15Yeah, I'm ready.
07:17Oh, wait, let me just put Benji up first.
07:21Where's Benji?
07:22Um, I don't know.
07:25He was just right here, so.
07:27Benji?
07:28Benji?
07:29Hey, Benji, come.
07:31Um, hey, Kira, you know what?
07:33My stomach is actually starting to feel a little weird,
07:36so I think I'm...
07:36Kyle, did you throw my dog in the trash?
07:43Wait, no, Kira.
07:44Wait, Kira, Kira.
07:48Kyle, why the fuck was Benji in the trash can?
07:50Look, Kira, I can explain.
07:52I thought he had died.
07:53You thought he died?
07:54How would he have died?
07:55Well, there's a doggy bowl with treats and...
07:57You gave him an edible?
07:59Well, he had like three of them.
08:00Well, yes, I gave him one.
08:02Kyle, get the fuck out of my apartment right now.
08:04Wait, Kira, look.
08:05Kyle, leave.
08:07Fine.
08:10Kira, can we try this again sometime?
08:12Get the fuck out, Kyle.
08:14Okay.
08:14Goodbye, baby.
08:16Goodbye, baby.
08:21Don't wanna gotta say it.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Goodbye.
08:27Sorry.
08:28So sorry, baby.
08:31Goodbye.
08:33Goodbye.
08:34Goodbye.
08:36Gotta say goodbye.
08:40Gotta say goodbye.
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