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00:01:00As well as Liz
00:01:01You're home early
00:01:04Evan was my rebound guy
00:01:07But of course I fell in love again
00:01:09Because he seemed so perfect
00:01:10But he was perfect for Steven
00:01:13And Smiley Pete as well
00:01:15And Phil was my rebound from the rebound
00:01:19That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles
00:01:29What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache
00:01:34With short-term happiness and superficiality
00:01:36At least it seemed like a good idea at the time
00:01:39Hmm, well, fast forward a few years
00:01:41It's a place where you can be just who you want to be
00:01:45You've never seen a beauty queen in a magazine
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury
00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity
00:01:54It's a world where dreams are made
00:01:57In the heart of air
00:02:00Where the sun shines high
00:02:03And lights over the top
00:02:05In Hollywood
00:02:05In Hollywood
00:02:07Any time we want fun
00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play
00:02:12I forgot to introduce myself
00:02:22I'm Dale
00:02:23That's me a few years later
00:02:25Sucking face with my kinda sorta boyfriend, JP
00:02:28He's a fashion photographer
00:02:30Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that
00:02:34God, I'm already name-dropping
00:02:37That's so lame
00:02:38Baby, give me your foot
00:02:40Uh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?
00:02:46No, JP
00:02:47Oh, okay
00:02:49Mmm, mangiara
00:02:52Mmm, delicioso
00:02:57Mmm, hmm
00:02:59What? No good experience?
00:03:08Bye, baby
00:03:09Ah, Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:16It reminds me of being in Rome
00:03:17I wonder if toe-sucking is big and wrong
00:03:21Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:24The six-pack, no?
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy
00:03:28A good energy, me and you, no?
00:03:30Yes
00:03:31Come here
00:03:32Come dance with Poppy
00:03:34Me and JP have been together on and off
00:03:40For about six months
00:03:41It's going pretty good
00:03:43But sometimes I get the feeling
00:03:45I'm not the only girl JP's seeing
00:03:47Oh, JP
00:03:49Ah, no, no, no
00:03:51Are you there?
00:03:51Please, please stay here
00:03:52Melissa, JP
00:03:54This computer's broken
00:03:56It's a crazy joke
00:03:58Come out, come out wherever you are
00:04:01No, I will have eyes for you
00:04:03Hey, JP
00:04:04Let's do that thing with the toes again
00:04:07Call me if you want a rendezvous
00:04:09Babe
00:04:09Bye
00:04:09Okay, baby, it's no big deal
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation
00:04:17Right?
00:04:22JP
00:04:23JP
00:04:25No more mozzarella, mama
00:04:27Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend
00:04:36I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience
00:04:40Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful
00:04:44In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived
00:04:54There's always this chase for something bigger and better
00:04:58Consequently, no one puts down roots
00:05:01No one settles down
00:05:03It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy
00:05:07I want some roots
00:05:12At least I think I do
00:05:15Oh, my God, did he
00:05:20Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe
00:05:232012
00:05:24There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone
00:05:30Oh
00:05:31You mean like the movie?
00:05:34No, I don't mean like the movie
00:05:36This is real, Dale
00:05:38The movie is based on the facts
00:05:42The planet is called Nidai
00:05:46I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight
00:05:50But Seven is my colleague, roommate, and closest confidant
00:05:55And I don't think I'm outing him by saying Seven won't be taking any girls, mom
00:06:00It's all over the internet
00:06:01I'm obsessed with it
00:06:02I can't stop reading
00:06:03It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale
00:06:14I don't know if I can sleep tonight
00:06:17Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog
00:06:24And you just left?
00:06:42Yep
00:06:42So it's over
00:06:43I don't know
00:06:45She says that every time and then she goes back to him
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid
00:06:49It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:54Did I handle it well?
00:06:55Et cetera
00:06:55Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby
00:06:58Come back to bed
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:03So drama
00:07:04I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months?
00:07:08And text and call every day?
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point
00:07:13We just had sex, JP
00:07:15It's good
00:07:16I just had your penis inside of me
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head
00:07:23Oh
00:07:25Last week bird crap, this week falls in her face
00:07:28That's typical
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information
00:07:34But that's absolutely true
00:07:37Okay, I don't understand the deal about big dicks
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt
00:07:41I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one
00:07:45Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends
00:07:48They're always game to listen to my problems
00:07:51And dispense useful commentary
00:07:52Toast suckers freak me out
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her
00:07:57She's like one of my favorite top five for sure
00:07:59Maybe I'm just being jealous
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca
00:08:03What do you?
00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life
00:08:09What?
00:08:10Question
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed
00:08:14Okay, but if a guy sleeps over
00:08:16Where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um
00:08:18I guess he just stays in my bed
00:08:20Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:24More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't dogs sniff?
00:08:31Bowie, stop
00:08:32Bowie, stop
00:08:34Okay, okay
00:08:37You have a point
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale
00:08:41Uh-oh
00:08:42What?
00:08:45Oh, no
00:08:46Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel, Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this
00:08:55It was on CMZ
00:08:56Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel
00:08:59Recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant
00:09:03Sources confirm that celebrity fashion photographer, JP, Gia, whatever his name is
00:09:09Is the father
00:09:09JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant
00:09:12And has been linked to several Hollywood socialites
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops
00:09:16I'm done
00:09:17I'm sorry
00:09:18I'm done dating men in this city
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk
00:09:26No, I'm a
00:09:27Hey, Dale
00:09:30Hey
00:09:31Hi
00:09:32Zach
00:09:33You look fantastic
00:09:35Oh, thanks
00:09:36I cut my bangs
00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much
00:09:40I knew Zach before he was a rock star
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band
00:09:46Now he's got four Grammys and he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
00:09:50But to me, he'll always be good old Zach
00:09:54Wow, a long time to see
00:09:56This is my friend Hallie
00:09:58Hi
00:09:58And Becca, I think you've met Becca before
00:10:01Yes, I've met Becca before
00:10:02It's good to see you
00:10:03Hi, nice to meet you
00:10:04You too
00:10:05Wow
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry, I was actually just about to take off
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so
00:10:12So I'm gonna be around
00:10:13Oh, and hey, listen
00:10:15Tomorrow night my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe
00:10:18If you guys want to come by, that would be great
00:10:20Yeah, sure
00:10:20I love your music
00:10:21Thank you
00:10:22Okay, maybe we will
00:10:23All right, well, just email me the address and
00:10:26Yeah
00:10:26So, I think the Paps have found you
00:10:31And, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely
00:10:34Pictures
00:10:34Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend
00:10:38Oh, right
00:10:39Mm-hmm
00:10:39Hey, Cece, this is my friend Dale
00:10:42Hi
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you
00:10:44I'm just gonna get my stuff
00:10:46Okay
00:10:46Yeah, well
00:10:47Don't forget to email me
00:10:48Don't forget to come
00:10:49Oh, my God
00:10:55Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:59Yeah
00:10:59Okay, I can't imagine that
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15
00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest
00:11:06It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time
00:11:11Started back in Catholic school
00:11:13And, specifically, our first coming in
00:11:16We got to walk down the aisle like many brides could be
00:11:19Comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest bows
00:11:22This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she would walk down the aisle
00:11:27Dressed in white
00:11:28Oh, that's nice
00:11:29Oh, that's nice
00:11:30Oh, that's nice
00:11:31You are getting married
00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone
00:11:39Plus, it comes with that carrying shape
00:11:43Oh, that is such an inappropriate gift
00:11:46What, you're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48Um, no, personally, I don't masturbate
00:11:50I find it to be a little bit unholy
00:11:52Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you, I love this
00:11:55I love you, Rome
00:11:56So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:59No
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but
00:12:01Hey, I heard you saw Zach
00:12:03Oh, yeah
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day
00:12:07He looked so good
00:12:08Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend
00:12:13Okay, what is up?
00:12:19What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip
00:12:23See what?
00:12:23Which is it
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca, but since you asked
00:12:27Girls
00:12:29You can just tell me later
00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moment
00:12:33But I have a huge announcement to make
00:12:36I'm getting married!
00:12:38Isn't it gorgeous?
00:12:43Do you love it?
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys
00:12:48It's not that I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore
00:12:50It's not that I don't
00:12:51It's not fair, I can't take this limbo
00:12:54I know
00:12:54You either marry me or you leave me
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life
00:12:59What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best
00:13:02You've got to be kidding me
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:11I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago
00:13:14Okay, he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie
00:13:17He was flirting with you
00:13:18Guys are allowed to flirt
00:13:20It's a human condition, it's natural
00:13:21Plus you think everyone is flirting with you
00:13:23I don't know, I just think it's weird
00:13:25If a guy is ultra flirtatious and in a committed relationship
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douchebags
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag
00:13:37No
00:13:37Who came up with the term douchebag anyway?
00:13:40It's kind of disgusting
00:13:41But Jill wants to get married just to get married
00:13:43Because she thinks it's time
00:13:44Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Joe
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously
00:13:51Everything's handed to you and you can buy whatever you want
00:13:54So just buy a boyfriend
00:13:56What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious
00:14:01I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me
00:14:04Did she really just say that?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up for another season of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:09Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat
00:14:11That's not funny
00:14:14Seriously
00:14:15I was on a callback like two days ago
00:14:17And the producer told my agent that my butt looked big in a bikini
00:14:22There are specific trigger words that cause me to temporarily tune out of the conversation
00:14:26And Becca just triggered three of them
00:14:29Producer, callback, agent
00:14:30It makes me space out for like 30 seconds
00:14:33And it's okay
00:14:35As long as I return back in time to assure Becca her butt is perfect
00:14:40That is crazy Becca, you're perfect
00:14:42Don't listen to that
00:14:42Exactly
00:14:43Douchebags
00:14:45As bad as they sound
00:14:46It's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles are any more narcissistic or self-serving than the rest of the world
00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it
00:14:54At all
00:14:55Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell us
00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number, but it's freaking high
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself
00:15:03Come on, guys
00:15:04Let's go
00:15:05All I know for certain is that dating in this city sucks and I'm done
00:15:09Thank you
00:15:10I'm serious, I'm done
00:15:11You guys don't hate me, but I might, uh, I might pass on going out tonight
00:15:15What?
00:15:16No
00:15:16What?
00:15:17No, you are going
00:15:17You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single
00:15:21Plus, you're our designated driver
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt
00:15:24Going out in L.A. isn't quite like it is in any other city
00:15:33Because of the whole who's who factor that this place revolves around
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity
00:15:39Work in the A-list arena
00:15:41Or you're a friend at the club promoter slash door nazi
00:15:44Then, yeah, it's pretty much impossible to get in
00:15:46Bottom line, there are three major questions in Hollywood
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are your friends?
00:15:54If you're going to get crazy tonight
00:15:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:16:01Hands up if you're going to get crazy tonight
00:16:03If you're not on the list, leave
00:16:07Uh, honey, not in my club
00:16:09Natural hair colors only
00:16:11Anthony!
00:16:12Oh, hi!
00:16:13Of course, come on in
00:16:15Great
00:16:16Jonathan's working the door
00:16:17Certainly, we're full
00:16:19Seven, really?
00:16:21You went in my club?
00:16:23I texted you three times last week
00:16:25Three times!
00:16:26Is your phone broken?
00:16:27Are your thongs
00:16:27Okay, look, we're on the list
00:16:29Here, you see that?
00:16:31Let him in
00:16:32Oh
00:16:32You totes owe me seven
00:16:34Nice, natural, looking good
00:16:38Uh-uh, Brent Michaels is waiting down over there
00:16:40And you, darling
00:16:41Sunset Strip is that way
00:16:42There's a feeling that you got it
00:16:44There's a feeling that you got it
00:16:45There's a feeling in the air
00:16:46But the girl that you denied
00:16:48I see it in your eyes
00:16:49Baby, yeah, I'm trying to hide it
00:16:50And if the sun come out, won't you try it?
00:16:53It's your fingertips you've ever seen
00:16:55Hey, Jamie did a mistake
00:16:57You're wild, bitch
00:16:58Jamie, bro, you don't want his floppy seconds
00:17:00Are you kidding me?
00:17:01They call him her for a reason
00:17:02They check out the old dude and the coo girl
00:17:04Oh, my God, I'm sorry
00:17:05There's been some kind of misunderstanding
00:17:07There you go
00:17:07Huh?
00:17:08How many times do I have to tell you?
00:17:10I only date girls 25 and younger
00:17:12I'm sorry
00:17:13Oh, my God
00:17:16Is that Davis's bait over there?
00:17:18That was hot
00:17:19God, this song is so disgusting
00:17:22Oh, my God
00:17:23So I should check that guy out
00:17:25That's the producer that I met the other night
00:17:26He's so hot
00:17:28I'm well-connected
00:17:29I guess I'm under my wingman
00:17:32Uh-oh
00:17:35Don't look over there
00:17:38Oh, you've got to be kidding me
00:17:44I'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:17:47I'm just, you know, going to the bathroom
00:17:49Oh, ah!
00:17:51Ah!
00:17:52Jake?
00:17:53You're there, baby
00:17:54What are you doing here?
00:17:55Well, let me guess
00:17:56Baby's mama?
00:17:58You just called me a baby?
00:18:00JP, she didn't just call me a baby, now, did she?
00:18:02What?
00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut
00:18:04Excuse me?
00:18:06You don't know her, do you, JP?
00:18:08Yes, uh, baby, this is babe
00:18:10Well, not anymore, you don't
00:18:16Bye-bye
00:18:19This is my first bitch slap
00:18:24But seeing the look on her Botoxed face
00:18:26You deserve him
00:18:27Totally makes it worth it
00:18:29I like
00:18:31And he's gonna put me in this next movie
00:18:35But isn't he kind of old?
00:18:37Aren't you gonna have to, you know
00:18:39Do him?
00:18:40Probably
00:18:40Oh, God
00:18:42If I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap about the blowjob she'll have to give to get a movie part
00:18:46I'll pee my pants
00:18:48Um, excuse me
00:18:50We're in line
00:18:52Um, actually, you're at the mirror, which doesn't really constitute the line
00:18:57Whatever, just go, it's fine
00:19:02Ew, and ick on you
00:19:07Hmm
00:19:08I'll give you my number, and then, you know, maybe we can hang out sometime
00:19:18You wanna give me your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure
00:19:20Put it down
00:19:20Totally, cool
00:19:21Yeah, we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing
00:19:23Yeah, right
00:19:24Yeah, I know
00:19:26Oh, I know
00:19:26Gosh
00:19:29Oh
00:19:29Oh
00:19:30Hola
00:19:31What?
00:19:34No, that didn't pee on my hands
00:19:36Yo, Mama
00:19:41Hey
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zach?
00:19:43He's over there in the corner booth
00:19:44Uh, no, I didn't see him
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep
00:19:47I saw him
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight
00:19:50Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:53Sorry
00:19:54Sorry
00:19:54That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:57So, what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:20:00Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02Yeah
00:20:02Uh, no, I mean, not really
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously?
00:20:07Why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before
00:20:10Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot, but, nope
00:20:14Well, if you were telling me you're just gonna leave him to the uneducated models of LA
00:20:17Then I am gonna have to jump his bones
00:20:20For both of us
00:20:21So, are you an actress?
00:20:27No, no, no, no, not really
00:20:28I thought I was for a minute, but
00:20:30Turns out it's not for me
00:20:32Way too much self-analyzing
00:20:33So, what do you do now?
00:20:36I design jewelry
00:20:37These are mine
00:20:38They're very nice
00:20:40Thanks
00:20:40Oh, my gosh
00:20:42Did you hear?
00:20:43You're what?
00:20:43Zach Maxey was named number one in their hottest men alive issue
00:20:47Yes
00:20:47Can I process that?
00:20:49Oh, come on, are you kidding?
00:20:50Oh, come on, Cece
00:20:50It's Zast Magazine
00:20:52Yeah
00:20:52It's not exactly
00:20:53It's, you know, it's very
00:20:54Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:58To the producer
00:20:59Megan, the ticket's home, okay?
00:21:03Okay
00:21:04Bye
00:21:05No
00:21:06I don't
00:21:12Excuse me for one second
00:21:13Hey, guys, hey, Dale
00:21:15Hey, Dale
00:21:16Hey, hey, Dale
00:21:18I'll hold him up, Zach
00:21:19I'll hold him up, Zach
00:21:23Come on, let's go inside for a minute
00:21:25Crazy
00:21:26Yeah, it's
00:21:27It doesn't make any sense to me sometimes
00:21:29Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you
00:21:32I went to
00:21:32See if you wanted to go to dinner next week
00:21:34Um, I can't
00:21:36I didn't even give you a day
00:21:38Well, I'm sorry, I know
00:21:40I'm just
00:21:40I'm slammed right now
00:21:43Working this
00:21:44Retarded dating reality show
00:21:46Okay
00:21:48Well, I mean
00:21:49Look, if you're not too busy
00:21:51Then maybe, uh
00:21:52You can make about my show
00:21:53At the label next week
00:21:53We can hang out after that
00:21:54Yeah?
00:21:55Cause
00:21:56Yeah
00:21:56You didn't exactly make that show
00:21:58You promised you'd come to the other night
00:21:59Oh, I'm
00:22:00I'm sorry
00:22:01It's okay
00:22:03I totally forgot
00:22:03Hey, you know what?
00:22:05Next week, though, for sure
00:22:06Okay
00:22:06Good, because
00:22:07You had me a little bit worried there
00:22:10You know?
00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food
00:22:14You know?
00:22:15I need to see you every so often
00:22:16L.A. comfort food
00:22:18I like that
00:22:20I'm sorry
00:22:23It's just been one of those months
00:22:24You know
00:22:26That photographer, J.P. and I
00:22:28Right
00:22:28We were sort of dating on and off
00:22:31And then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant
00:22:33And I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight
00:22:35And I ran into them
00:22:37And I just
00:22:38I don't know
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore
00:22:42It's just
00:22:43It's not for me
00:22:44I didn't even know you were dating anyone
00:22:46I thought you were
00:22:47I thought you were single
00:22:47Well, slightly single
00:22:50I mean, it was never anything fully committed
00:22:52Well, breakups are always pretty tough
00:22:57Yeah, I just don't get this town
00:23:00Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal
00:23:04It just
00:23:04Yeah, but you know it's all about hype, right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is
00:23:08It's hype
00:23:09Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous
00:23:12You're part of something better that people are searching for
00:23:16But I am the exact same person that I've always been
00:23:19I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype
00:23:21Hey, Jack
00:23:23Come here
00:23:24Come on
00:23:26I got it
00:23:26Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:32I think I can handle that
00:23:33I'm so sorry
00:23:39It's okay, I like a good headbutt
00:23:41That was
00:23:41I was
00:23:42I went to kiss her cheek
00:23:43I am such an idiot
00:23:46He was clearly going for the lips
00:23:48Okay, well, have a good night
00:23:51Thanks, bye
00:23:52Bye
00:23:52Seven and I work in a production company that cranks out crappy reality shows
00:24:02Our job is to find and cast a quote-unquote talent
00:24:06Such as it is
00:24:08So, just be natural and forget that the camera's even here
00:24:11Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera
00:24:15So, why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?
00:24:18I'm sure that's a great story
00:24:19We met on the internet
00:24:21Now take these two
00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town
00:24:25Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV
00:24:30A blue pill a day makes your lady want to stay
00:24:33Oh, yeah!
00:24:37Hey, Dale
00:24:37Oh, whoa
00:24:39Seven!
00:24:41There's a coffee on line, too
00:24:42Oh, really?
00:24:44Um, I'll be back in just a second
00:24:46This is Dale Squire
00:24:52Dale, it's Becca
00:24:55Can you come take me off, please?
00:24:57Yeah, what's wrong?
00:25:00I'm off so heating
00:25:01It's like a saucepan
00:25:02Take a laugh
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds
00:25:05You don't want to leave this in there
00:25:10That was Becca
00:25:11She was crying
00:25:12I don't know, I gotta go pick her up
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes
00:25:16Can you cover for me?
00:25:17With the phone-sexing cyberspacing 80-year-old couple
00:25:19Yes
00:25:20Please, they're kind of scaring me
00:25:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, go
00:25:23Thank you
00:25:23Three, two, one
00:25:30Three, two, one
00:25:31Oh, geez
00:25:32Thank you
00:25:34Hey
00:25:36What happened?
00:25:40What happened?
00:25:46Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:49What happened?
00:25:51You have got to be kidding me
00:25:53I just don't understand
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot
00:25:55Six months ago
00:25:57How does someone get a boot on their car twice
00:25:58Unless in a year?
00:25:59Every Monday
00:26:00I have to get up and move my car before 9 a.m
00:26:039 a.m
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:10On days like this
00:26:11It's really helpful to remember
00:26:12That Becca donates blood
00:26:13Rescues puppies
00:26:14And volunteers at the local soup kitchen
00:26:16How much?
00:26:17How much?
00:26:18$980
00:26:19$980
00:26:20$980?
00:26:21Yes
00:26:22It's okay
00:26:23You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money
00:26:25Love is alive
00:26:43Alive like a newborn child
00:26:47Love is a war
00:26:50Broken and running white
00:26:54Love is a thief
00:26:56And we're stealing our hearts
00:27:02Tonight
00:27:02And you're giving to me
00:27:10Giving me all I need
00:27:14You're all I see
00:27:17All I want is to be
00:27:22I love you
00:27:24I love you
00:27:25Take me away
00:27:27Wow
00:27:29He is good
00:27:30I know, right?
00:27:32He looks so different
00:27:33I don't think he's as clean as he used to be
00:27:35Clean?
00:27:37He's got that whole grunzy rock star thing working for him
00:27:40You can say that again
00:27:41Hey Jill, where's Drew tonight?
00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening
00:27:48And then he's going out with the guys
00:27:49Because he's so excited about the whole engagement
00:27:51Yes, he's so excited
00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement
00:27:55So we set a date
00:27:56September
00:27:57Oh
00:27:58That's great
00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:28:03Uh, no, Holly, I don't
00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here
00:28:08I'm 25, Jill
00:28:10Not like you're 108
00:28:11Yeah, count me out on this one
00:28:13Well, my agent told me never to divulge my real age
00:28:15So I really can't participate in this conversation either
00:28:17Can you both smell like desperate horrors?
00:28:20Thank you
00:28:21Thank you all for coming
00:28:27Thank you very much
00:28:28Hey
00:28:31You made it, huh?
00:28:33That was incredible
00:28:35That was amazing
00:28:36You think?
00:28:37Yeah, you know everyone, right?
00:28:39Yeah, definitely lovely ladies of LA, of course
00:28:41Seven, how are you?
00:28:42Much better now that you're here, how are you?
00:28:43Good
00:28:44Good
00:28:45Hey
00:28:47What are you doing?
00:28:50I'm going to go to the bar
00:28:51Anybody want a drink?
00:28:52You guys want to join?
00:28:53Sure, why not?
00:28:54I'll stay
00:28:54Will you get me another Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure
00:28:56Okay
00:28:57Thank you
00:28:58Hey
00:28:58Hey
00:28:59Hey, where did Dale go?
00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar
00:29:07Oh, well, Cece, this is Hallie
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night
00:29:11Uh, no, it's nice to meet you
00:29:12Same
00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend, Dominique
00:29:15So, um, when are you practicing tomorrow?
00:29:19I want to hear the new song
00:29:20Oh, but Cece works A&R for our tour manager
00:29:22So everything's got to get the thumbs up from her
00:29:25Well, I'm easy
00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know
00:29:28But with a voice like his, you can't do much wrong
00:29:30She's, uh, she's cute
00:29:34I say go for it
00:29:35You're in trouble, you know that, Cece?
00:29:37What, afraid you're gonna fall in love?
00:29:42Hold it
00:29:43Hold it
00:29:44Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks
00:29:51She winks?
00:29:52All the time
00:29:53Becca is a winker
00:29:55Becca's a wanker?
00:29:57No, not a wanker
00:29:58A winker
00:29:58She winks
00:29:59I only do it to the guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing
00:30:05It's a character role
00:30:06So what are you guys doing after this?
00:30:09Um, home
00:30:10Yeah, I gotta work early in the morning
00:30:12Whoa, whoa, lame, lame
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots, please?
00:30:16Pop shell?
00:30:17Yes
00:30:17Oh, no
00:30:18No, that is trouble
00:30:20I've puked
00:30:21I'll clean it up
00:30:22Oh, God
00:30:24Uh, count yourself lucky you even got her out
00:30:26She's always in bed by 10 p.m
00:30:27Maybe just one night
00:30:29Uh, I would, but I really should go
00:30:33Me either
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning
00:30:36I have an audition at 9
00:30:37I'm casting
00:30:38I'm free
00:30:39Okay
00:30:40Yeah, okay
00:30:41Well, I'll let you do a little stuff like this one time, okay?
00:30:45But next time, you're staying
00:30:46All of you, staying
00:30:48Okay, good job
00:30:48Okay, bye
00:30:49Bye
00:30:50Bye, guys
00:30:50Come on, you guys
00:30:52I don't mean to be rude, but can I get an autograph?
00:30:55Oh, yeah, sure
00:30:56Thanks
00:31:01I'm a big fan
00:31:03Wow, that is a lot of tequila
00:31:07Oh, yeah
00:31:09I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix
00:31:12Things might get silly
00:31:13Okay
00:31:15All right, but only if you do a wraparound
00:31:19Let me go like this
00:31:22Just once
00:31:30And I'm not gonna let you put your penis in my ass either
00:31:33It's an out-hole, not an in-hole
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:36I'm not being a prude
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:38Now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody
00:31:41I just had the wedding on my mind
00:31:43Oh, surprise
00:31:44You haven't had any input in BTW
00:31:47BTW, Jesus
00:31:50It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yes, it is disgusting what you're doing
00:31:57It's a pig
00:31:57I'm a pig
00:31:58Hi
00:31:58Hi
00:31:59Hi
00:32:00Are you guys okay?
00:32:02Yeah, we're good
00:32:03We're just here working on our cabs
00:32:04Hey, hi
00:32:05Well, that's, I know
00:32:07Who was that?
00:32:07That's, uh, that is, uh, a client
00:32:10Jill
00:32:11God
00:32:12Yeah, right
00:32:13Back off
00:32:13Yeah, right
00:32:14That's what it is
00:32:15Jill calls her engagement to Drew
00:32:18A match made in heaven
00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes
00:32:22And the medicinal benefits of anal sex
00:32:24I couldn't help but think that heaven has a strange sense of humor
00:32:27I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:29Okay, okay
00:32:30Come on, Bowie
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible, man
00:32:33Listen
00:32:34I want to try it
00:32:35It's just one, one little
00:32:36Just one time
00:32:37You know, that camera looks very good on you
00:32:43Oh, you think?
00:32:45So what are you gonna do with these pictures?
00:32:46I don't know
00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet
00:32:48Make some money off your ass
00:32:50Album cover, my man
00:32:52I'm telling you
00:32:54Want some?
00:32:56Oh, no, no, thanks
00:32:57I'm cool
00:32:57You smoke too much, Jivers
00:32:59Way too much
00:33:00What?
00:33:01It's all natural
00:33:02Oh, organic
00:33:03No chemicals
00:33:06Is this new?
00:33:09It is
00:33:09It's about a girl
00:33:11Is it about?
00:33:14That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:17No
00:33:17No blondes
00:33:19There ain't no words that I could say
00:33:24Cause words were just getting away
00:33:29But it is written in the wind
00:33:35This is where it all begins
00:33:42I've been dreaming you to last
00:33:46I've been hoping every night
00:33:52Now you're wanting me to stay
00:33:58Keeps getting better every day
00:34:03Every day
00:34:06And I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:09I think about it all the time
00:34:15Yeah
00:34:16I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:21I just can't get you off my mind
00:34:28I found a reason for living again
00:34:33I found a reason for loving again
00:34:37See you later
00:34:38So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good
00:34:46There's a bit of drama though
00:34:48Wow, drama and a wedding
00:34:50It's shocking
00:34:51Yeah, well Jill wants this, you know
00:34:53Chapel filled with 8,000 red roses
00:34:56And some like $80,000 wedding dinner
00:35:00And $7,000 wedding dress
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab
00:35:03Wow, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now
00:35:05Or her dad
00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill
00:35:08You know
00:35:08And we love her for it
00:35:10She's extravagant
00:35:10You know, I've known her since I was 11
00:35:12We went to boarding school together
00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah
00:35:19It's complicated
00:35:21When did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well, on the holidays
00:35:24Or, you know, the occasional odd long weekend
00:35:26I liked boarding school
00:35:29It was what I needed
00:35:30How do you mean?
00:35:34My parents died when I was a kid
00:35:36I've told you that, right?
00:35:39No
00:35:39No, I'm very sorry
00:35:41I didn't know that
00:35:42How did they die?
00:35:44Together?
00:35:46No, they actually died separately
00:35:48Um, my dad was when I was five
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11
00:35:51Oh no, no, no
00:35:55It's
00:35:56It's not sad
00:35:57It was
00:35:58A really long time ago
00:35:59I just don't talk about it much
00:36:02Um, what about your parents?
00:36:08They're still together, right?
00:36:10Still together
00:36:11Yeah
00:36:11After 30 years
00:36:13They're totally in love with each other
00:36:15It's amazing
00:36:15Oh, you can get that
00:36:19No
00:36:19No, no
00:36:20It's okay
00:36:21But you can get that
00:36:23Sorry
00:36:24Oh, it's Hallie
00:36:27Just two seconds
00:36:28Hey
00:36:29Um, yeah
00:36:32Yeah, yeah
00:36:32I'm still here
00:36:33Um
00:36:36Sure
00:36:37That's fine
00:36:38Wait
00:36:41You didn't really just do what I think you just did, did you?
00:36:44Because I kind of had plans to just spend the night with you
00:36:47Um, she's outside
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know
00:36:51Not for me
00:36:52Door's open
00:36:55Hi
00:36:56Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band today
00:36:59So I thought I'd surprise you
00:37:00Hey
00:37:01Hey
00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago, but, um
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah
00:37:06Wanted you, uh, sit back down, you're not
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:11No, I know
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame
00:37:13But I have to work in the morning, so
00:37:16You should see the show she's casting
00:37:17It is so funny
00:37:18Look, you can stay
00:37:20Have another beer
00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later
00:37:23Just one, one second
00:37:25All right, Mr. Zachary
00:37:29Um, I'll text you tomorrow
00:37:30Why are you leaving?
00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow
00:37:34And you're just gonna leave me with your friend, isn't it?
00:37:37Hey, Zach, where's your corkscrew?
00:37:40Okay
00:37:40Okay
00:37:41He just showed up hours later, unannounced
00:37:46I guess something did happen between them the other night
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well, I mean, he said he wanted me to stay
00:37:53And, you know, but I think it was just plain dumb
00:37:55I'm gonna get you, Dale
00:37:57I really don't
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:02Because, Seven
00:38:03I'm done having meaningless relationships
00:38:05With these loser L.A. guys
00:38:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
00:38:08Whoa
00:38:08Zach is a loser L.A. guy
00:38:10No, he's
00:38:14No, he's not
00:38:15But, anyhow, I'm not his type
00:38:17Especially now that
00:38:18Hallie's all over him
00:38:20You are so wrong
00:38:21You're so wrong
00:38:22It doesn't matter
00:38:24Because, hey, I'm gonna go out on a date with Hayden
00:38:27Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:38:28But just his friend
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?
00:38:30The fame-seeking personal trainer
00:38:32Who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city
00:38:35Oh, shit, Seven
00:38:37That's...
00:38:38That's harsh
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you
00:38:40So you listen to his stupid reality show concept
00:38:43He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him in his career
00:38:46Because you have a career
00:38:47And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach
00:38:49Is because you gave her the okay to pursue
00:38:51I never said pursue
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up
00:38:55And I said no
00:38:56Liz, I've never said this to you before
00:38:57But you are gonna regret this
00:38:59Trust me
00:39:01Damn it, you're afraid of a real relationship, Dale
00:39:04Why does everyone keep saying that?
00:39:06I am not scared of relationships
00:39:08But you're scared of something
00:39:10Let's just forget about it
00:39:27Okay
00:39:27Sorry
00:39:29Yeah, no, it's okay
00:39:31I just wasn't, um, expecting
00:39:33Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:41Yeah, it was weird
00:39:43I felt like I sensed something between you guys
00:39:46Yeah
00:39:49Yeah, I think maybe you did
00:39:52I don't know
00:39:52Dale and I are really tight
00:39:53You know, and, um, as I told you before, Hallie
00:39:57I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now
00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression
00:40:00About what's going on here
00:40:02She's the one that told me to pursue you
00:40:06Just so you know
00:40:07She told you that
00:40:07Yeah, you sound surprised
00:40:11She said you guys were just friends
00:40:13You've never hooked up
00:40:14And that she isn't your type
00:40:15Not my type
00:40:17So are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:40:24We're cool
00:40:24We're cool
00:40:24But I just
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea
00:40:27Right now
00:40:28Okay?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29This isn't a good idea?
00:40:30Look, I just
00:40:30I'm just not that into this
00:40:32Right now
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:34No
00:40:34Are you into this?
00:40:36Hey
00:40:45Hey, Hayden
00:40:47Hey, is that a Stella?
00:40:48Hey, Hayden
00:40:49Oh
00:40:50I'm just joking
00:40:51Oh
00:40:51Oh
00:40:52Oh
00:40:53Hey
00:40:54That's
00:40:55That's
00:40:56It's expected
00:40:56It's really, really nice to see you
00:40:58So this is a great restaurant
00:40:59It's got some health conscious options
00:41:01Okay
00:41:01Because, you know, I'd like to take care of myself
00:41:04How did you see?
00:41:07I, I did notice
00:41:08Your pecs just now
00:41:09Oh
00:41:10Hey
00:41:11Hey
00:41:11Are you flexing?
00:41:14When I talk to you too
00:41:15Really?
00:41:17What are you asking?
00:41:22Is this something low carb, low fat, low sodium, high protein?
00:41:25Which is better?
00:41:26The bacon cheeseburger or the baby's back rim?
00:41:27It's a Cajun salmon, wild caught, or farm raised
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers or ranch?
00:41:31My favorite, organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free, non-chew
00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35You've seen that
00:41:36It looked brilliant
00:41:37Because I don't want any acrylamites in my food
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter
00:41:40I have these Swedish meatballs kosher
00:41:42You're right
00:41:43But people really are vain here
00:41:45I mean, I'm not
00:41:46I'm self-aware
00:41:47Which is, like, radically different
00:41:49And I'm self-conscious
00:41:51Conscious of self
00:41:52Right
00:41:52I'm self-conscious
00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good
00:41:58I'm all about my work
00:41:59And my body is my work
00:42:00So
00:42:00One might say that
00:42:02Yeah, I'm all about my body
00:42:04But
00:42:04In some respects that is true
00:42:06But I mean, you're completely missing the point
00:42:08And the point is
00:42:09I'm completely missing my point
00:42:14Okay, rewind
00:42:16Reset
00:42:17Uh
00:42:17Look
00:42:18I feel like I've got a great vibe between you and me
00:42:21Great energy going on
00:42:22So, yeah
00:42:23Okay
00:42:23I get it
00:42:25So let's lay the facts down
00:42:27You want to be with me
00:42:29And vice versa
00:42:30That much is clear
00:42:30But my work always comes first
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat
00:42:35Basically, my body comes before you
00:42:38He seems perfect
00:42:39Good looking
00:42:40Somewhat single-minded
00:42:42Somewhat vain
00:42:43And
00:42:43Not too bright
00:42:45No promise of a great romance
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt
00:42:52You have a best job
00:42:53But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here
00:42:59He's got this great
00:43:00Beautiful chest on you
00:43:02With great definition
00:43:03You probably bench press quite a bit
00:43:04Is Seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for Seven to be right
00:43:08Because he's always right about that kind of stuff
00:43:10Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or
00:43:17I need a sign
00:43:18Is this right for me?
00:43:22I got this great idea
00:43:23I know you're going to love it
00:43:25Fitness fanatics
00:43:28It's my reality TV show
00:43:30Check, please
00:43:33Is that for checks?
00:43:35Yeah
00:43:36Hi
00:43:44Ready, Freddy?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:48You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys, it's two blocks
00:43:51They have valet parking, you know
00:43:53So where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:03I don't know
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday
00:44:04And I haven't seen her for the rest of the week
00:44:06You know that she changed her status to
00:44:08It's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:11It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys
00:44:16The yoga instructor just smiled at me
00:44:18He has the cutest dimple
00:44:20Okay, he's telling us to shut up
00:44:23His smile is as his state it's in
00:44:25Oh, God
00:44:26Namaste
00:44:29Namaste
00:44:30You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:34Yeah
00:44:34I have to
00:44:35I'm older than you
00:44:36You get sadder quicker
00:44:38Sorry, I'm late
00:44:39I just got your message
00:44:40You're late
00:44:42Hey
00:44:44Hey
00:44:46What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious
00:44:49I was telling you all about my wedding
00:44:50Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet
00:44:52Or groomsmen for that matter
00:44:55Well, you know
00:44:56We're guys
00:44:57We take a little bit longer
00:44:58We're that kind of stuff
00:44:59Yeah
00:45:00Well, I gotta go
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at two
00:45:04And then a couple jewelry design appointments
00:45:06Wow, that's so fetch
00:45:07Congrats, girl
00:45:08Thanks, girl
00:45:09So I'll call you later?
00:45:10Hey, do you mind driving me home?
00:45:13No yoga
00:45:14No, we missed it
00:45:16Um, yeah
00:45:17I guess
00:45:18Okay
00:45:20When did that start
00:45:22And did you know?
00:45:24Well, I mean
00:45:25I kind of guessed
00:45:25But
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:28What's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better
00:45:31Seriously
00:45:32Anybody that knows you
00:45:33Would know that you are so hot for him
00:45:34Becca, I am not so hot for him
00:45:36No, he's your friend
00:45:37And
00:45:38It is so typical of Hallie
00:45:40She's a fame whore
00:45:41No, she's not
00:45:43It's
00:45:43Damn it
00:45:45She is a fame whore
00:45:47No, she's not
00:45:48Oh, God
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now
00:45:51And she doesn't deserve that
00:45:53Hallie was there for me when I had that swine flu
00:45:55Every time I've broken up with a cross-eyed boyfriend
00:45:58I don't know what I would have done about that stalker
00:46:02If it wasn't for Hallie
00:46:02I need something to take my mind off all this
00:46:06Ziel, I don't know what I would do without you
00:46:11Oh, come on
00:46:12That's what friends are for
00:46:13Oh, honey
00:46:14Do you like that setting?
00:46:16Yeah, no, I do
00:46:16It's nice
00:46:17You didn't even look
00:46:18No, I did
00:46:19I'm looking
00:46:19Yeah, I love it
00:46:20It's
00:46:20What do you think, Dale?
00:46:22Oh, that's beautiful
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:24Okay, I gotta go
00:46:24I gotta go
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:25Wait, what?
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:26I gotta go
00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late from the meeting
00:46:28Oh, look at
00:46:29That's great
00:46:30That was my favorite
00:46:30I love you
00:46:32I love you so much
00:46:33I love you
00:46:34Shit, he makes me so mad
00:46:38We're planning the registry for the most important day of our life and he just leaves
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling a bit of...
00:46:44A bit of what? Anxiety?
00:46:46Can't believe you're defending him
00:46:48What?
00:46:49No, no, no, no
00:46:50I'm not defending him
00:46:51You just don't understand
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend what it feels like inside of me right now because you've never been here
00:46:56Well, that's...
00:46:58That's true
00:46:59I used to think about what it'd be like to live your life, Dale
00:47:03Just walking in your shoes
00:47:05Nobody expects anything from you
00:47:08They don't
00:47:09No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-hmm
00:47:13Because you don't have parents expecting babies and marriages and perfect husbands
00:47:17It's really hard
00:47:19It's true, but...
00:47:22It doesn't mean I want to end up alone
00:47:23Tell me something, girl
00:47:26Am I expecting too much?
00:47:30Is wanting my fiancée to be excited about our wedding, is that too much?
00:47:38I don't know, Jill
00:47:38Back at St. Mary's for our first communion
00:47:41The biggest deal was finding out who you were going to get paired up with
00:47:45I dreamed of walking down the aisle with Billy Dobson
00:47:49Hand in hand
00:47:51But no such luck
00:47:52He was paired with Jill
00:47:54And I ended up with what's-his-face who picked his nose all the time
00:47:57I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle with a Billy Dobson of my own
00:48:02Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them
00:48:14And is this you with your mother?
00:48:19Yeah
00:48:19Here, look at this one
00:48:24Oh, that's great
00:48:26With the smoke around Jiffer's face
00:48:28Yeah
00:48:29So how's Hallie?
00:48:33Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?
00:48:34No
00:48:35No, not an item
00:48:37Definitely not
00:48:38She's a very nice girl
00:48:40But she doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:48:44Well, you're a big boy
00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her
00:48:46Hey, I wanted to ask you
00:48:49Did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:54Hello there, Miss Homebody
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:58Did you forget my big screen debut, Dale?
00:49:01We're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere
00:49:03Hello
00:49:03What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead
00:49:07No excuses
00:49:13Seven was supposed to tell you
00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't
00:49:16Oh my god, I did actually
00:49:18It's just that you had your head buried in those photos
00:49:20And you didn't notice
00:49:20Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A. You can wear whatever you want
00:49:24Okay, I'll just grab my purse
00:49:26I'll get your heels
00:49:27Well, hello to you too
00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to
00:49:31What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember, when I texted you earlier?
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did, but, uh, but I'm done now
00:49:37Hallie, Hallie, what's up? What's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question
00:49:41Excuse me?
00:49:43What is going on, Dale?
00:49:45Look, I'm just...
00:49:46I'm just...
00:49:46Nothing? Did I miss something here?
00:49:49Oh, wait, do you like him now? Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:49:54Of course you are
00:49:55Zach, you're a piece of crap, you know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy
00:49:59who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:01and then not call him, well, fuck you
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie
00:50:03I've told you that ten times
00:50:04Okay, look, look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here, this is not going to end well
00:50:09Just leave, okay?
00:50:14I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie
00:50:20You really need to calm down
00:50:21You put on this little woe is me act
00:50:23but I'm not buying it
00:50:25Just because you throw yourself at every guy who's famous
00:50:28who you think can get you somewhere
00:50:30and who you think wants you and then shoots you down
00:50:32You know what? Don't take that out on me, okay?
00:50:34You play the victim thing really well
00:50:36but it's a load of crap
00:50:38Shut up
00:50:39You're not my friend, Dale
00:50:41You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:43You just play it better
00:50:45What are you guys? This is retarded
00:50:46But you're just going to take her side?
00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:50Come on, Hallie, let's go
00:50:51Just don't touch me
00:50:52That really just happened?
00:51:03This week on Dirty Roomies
00:51:07Will you clean this up? I can't live like this
00:51:09I made the mess
00:51:10I don't understand why I just have to clean it up
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these
00:51:15and get them to be better
00:51:16The producers just want to see it by Friday
00:51:18I think cleaning's overrated
00:51:20There's still a lot of food down the street
00:51:22I'm not pooping where I need
00:51:23There's something really truthful about
00:51:25just waiting and doing your whole job at once
00:51:27We're going to use up all the dishes
00:51:29and then it's time to clean
00:51:31So you want to talk about it?
00:51:37Not really
00:51:38Hallie call?
00:51:41No
00:51:41Call her?
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything
00:51:45Until I do it
00:51:46I'm not a housewife
00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too
00:51:51and they should be treated
00:51:53So I've shown you my pets
00:51:54and you're going to kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderer?
00:51:56Kevin, what do you think I should do?
00:52:01Be honest
00:52:01Well, I've been honest
00:52:04Not with Hallie
00:52:06With yourself
00:52:08Sorry, babe
00:52:11I cannot give you any more advice on this one
00:52:13You know, look
00:52:16If Vanessa has a problem with it
00:52:17she should clean that shit up
00:52:18Hey, it's Dale
00:52:21Listen, Hallie
00:52:22Will you just call me back?
00:52:24Please?
00:52:24Since I have a private number
00:52:27Hallie won't pick up
00:52:28Neither will any of our friends
00:52:30in case it's, you know
00:52:31someone annoying
00:52:32They will call you back
00:52:34But since we all have private numbers
00:52:36it's nearly impossible
00:52:37for us to communicate by phone
00:52:39Fortunately
00:52:40I pick up my phone
00:52:41Otherwise this game of trading voicemails
00:52:43would never end
00:52:44Hello?
00:52:46Hey, it's Hallie
00:52:46Hey
00:52:48Jerk off!
00:52:51This guy's on his cell phone
00:52:52I can't drive
00:52:53Sorry
00:52:56Hey, are you okay?
00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay
00:53:00How are you?
00:53:02Hey, um
00:53:02You want to meet up for dinner tonight
00:53:04and maybe just
00:53:05clear the air about everything?
00:53:07Yeah, I think we should
00:53:08How does 8pm at Cascade count?
00:53:11Alright, sounds good
00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there
00:53:12You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful
00:53:23Thank you
00:53:24So what are the big plans for tonight?
00:53:28Well, that was, um, Hallie
00:53:30She wants to, uh, get together
00:53:31and think so we can talk about everything
00:53:33I think she forgot it was my birthday, though
00:53:35I mean, we should understand
00:53:37that's all under the circumstances
00:53:38What about the other girls?
00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind
00:53:41Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding
00:53:43and, you know, Becca just got that huge movie
00:53:45so
00:53:46It's okay
00:53:47Happy birthday, Del
00:53:49Hi, I have a reservation for, um, Squire or Hallie Kimball
00:54:02Thanks
00:54:04Surprise!
00:54:09You didn't think you were going to forget, did you?
00:54:11I kind of did
00:54:12Happy birthday
00:54:13Happy birthday
00:54:14Alright, you guys, let's dance
00:54:16Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:19Cause you're my grace
00:54:21But get away
00:54:24It's like Chase
00:54:28Cause you're my grace
00:54:31Make a wish
00:54:40But don't tell anyone or it won't come true
00:54:42Okay
00:54:43What could I possibly wish for?
00:54:50Woo!
00:54:52Happy birthday
00:54:53Thank you, guys
00:54:54Right
00:54:55You're drunk, Jill
00:55:13You never cared before when I was drunk
00:55:15And it's Dale's birthday for Christ sakes
00:55:18Well, you have got to lower your voice now
00:55:20Because now you're making a scene
00:55:22Uh, you've got to relax, Drew
00:55:24Cause there's nothing I've never heard before
00:55:26You are so self-centered, Drew
00:55:29There's bigger things happening in the world
00:55:31Than your stupid actor clients
00:55:33And the Nielsen ratings on the TV
00:55:35You're now officially embarrassing everybody here
00:55:38Okay?
00:55:39And don't you dare effing tell me
00:55:42That I'm embarrassing you, okay?
00:55:44Because my friends think you're a douchebag
00:55:47A nasty-ass sleazebag agent
00:55:51Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag
00:55:52It's okay
00:55:52Come on
00:55:53Thanks
00:55:53Oh, where are you gonna go?
00:55:55Are you gonna go home
00:55:56And masturbate
00:55:57To one of your anime porns?
00:56:01It's cartoons
00:56:01He made me watch anime porn
00:56:03Yeah, I'm gonna go home
00:56:05And masturbate
00:56:06That's disgusting
00:56:07Because it's better than anything
00:56:08You're giving me at home
00:56:09No, because you love to masturbate
00:56:11Because for you
00:56:11It's like having sex with somebody
00:56:13That you love
00:56:14Yourself
00:56:15Wait, did you just make that up?
00:56:16Annie Hall, 77
00:56:18I'm going home
00:56:19You're gonna go screw one of your actresses
00:56:21One of your stupid, slutty
00:56:24Sleep-your-way-to-the-top
00:56:26Actresses
00:56:27Oh, man, I need to go to the bathroom
00:56:32Somebody can stick around
00:56:34Now she's drunk
00:56:35And you're pissed off
00:56:37That's like the worst combination for you
00:56:39I know
00:56:40Oh, just
00:56:40Stay with me
00:56:41It's okay
00:56:41It's okay
00:56:42I'm stuck
00:56:48I'm sorry, Dale
00:56:50Jill, you don't have to be sorry
00:56:52You just got a little wasted
00:56:53That's all
00:56:54Oh, I drank too much
00:56:56Never drinking again
00:56:58Heard that one before
00:57:00I don't think he wants to marry me, you guys
00:57:06And then I'm getting married in three weeks
00:57:09Boo
00:57:11Don't worry about Drew right now
00:57:13Just finish blowing chunks, okay?
00:57:16Why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there?
00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill
00:57:18Okay
00:57:19Listen, Hallie
00:57:21I'm really sorry
00:57:24Are we okay?
00:57:25Yeah, we're okay
00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean
00:57:27I'm sorry
00:57:28Me too
00:57:29I'm so sorry
00:57:30You're okay
00:57:30Look what the cat dragged in
00:57:39Seven told me about your little surprise party
00:57:41You know, it's your birthday
00:57:43So I wanted to come out
00:57:44See you
00:57:45I'm glad you did
00:57:48Wait, where are the girls?
00:57:51Oh my god
00:57:53I told everybody he jacks off
00:57:54Two cartoons
00:57:57Oh my god
00:57:58I am not drunk
00:57:59But I definitely
00:58:01Am
00:58:02Come on, let's come get something to eat
00:58:05I'm really hungry
00:58:06You two want to come eat?
00:58:08Oh no, we'll stay
00:58:09I mean, I'll stay here
00:58:10I'll stay with you
00:58:12Okay
00:58:13Bye
00:58:16Thank you
00:58:21Thank you
00:58:22Going?
00:58:25Wow
00:58:26Quite a night
00:58:27Yeah, definitely
00:58:29Is it a birthday dance?
00:58:32I don't know
00:58:32Come on
00:58:33Come on
00:58:34I wish that I was walking
00:58:38Cause I would not be stopping
00:58:43Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:47Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:52Finally
00:58:57You're so cute
00:58:59I knew it
00:59:01I knew it
00:59:03Do you feel older?
00:59:07Yes
00:59:08So when is your chore starting?
00:59:12You know, we actually just had to push another month
00:59:14Our chore manager totally screwed it up
00:59:16She got the dates wrong
00:59:18Actually, Cece
00:59:19Whom I think you've met
00:59:21Oh
00:59:22The blonde?
00:59:23Yeah, the blonde's
00:59:24At the park and at the show
00:59:27Right, you had a thing with her, right?
00:59:30No
00:59:31No, no, no
00:59:32She works with me
00:59:33She's a tour manager
00:59:35I'm
00:59:35Not into
00:59:37Guys
00:59:38But
00:59:38What makes you think that I was into her?
00:59:41The fact that I'm now officially an idiot
00:59:44His lesbian tour manager
00:59:46Ugh
00:59:47It's a birthday present
00:59:59It's a birthday present
00:59:59It'll bring you luck
01:00:04I thought you could use it a little bit
01:00:05I'll stay asleep here for a day or two
01:00:11Thank you
01:00:13It's
01:00:14But my beds are made up
01:00:16In case you wake up in the space I've saved here
01:00:21Thank you
01:00:22You're not missing me on it
01:00:25Hands on my back
01:00:27When your fingers are packed
01:00:29No
01:00:29It's actually
01:00:30Just the opposite
01:00:31And that's the problem
01:00:33I want that moment to last
01:00:37I'll do whatever you ask
01:00:39If you'll just bring me back
01:00:43Don't get too attached, Dale
01:00:45Come on, Jill
01:00:48We're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight
01:00:50Drew
01:00:51You okay?
01:00:54She needs a couple glasses of water and some sleep
01:00:56Let's go
01:00:58Yeah
01:00:58Come on, babe
01:01:00Oh, that's disgusting
01:01:05No
01:01:05This is definitely picture-worthy
01:01:07Is that her puke bucket?
01:01:21Okay
01:01:22That goes to Annie
01:01:23That's so funny
01:01:25She's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world
01:01:33It's so weird getting older, isn't it?
01:01:39Everything just changes so fast
01:01:42Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?
01:01:47Why haven't you ever dated Zach?
01:01:53Because I never felt like I was
01:01:55Good enough for him
01:01:57But you like him a lot, right?
01:02:01Yeah
01:02:02And you think he's handsome
01:02:03Yeah
01:02:05And he likes the doll ears
01:02:07Yeah
01:02:08I love his bully
01:02:10And he's one of your best friends
01:02:13Mm-hmm
01:02:14So why don't you pursue him?
01:02:17I always liked him
01:02:18I'm just not good at pursuing a guy
01:02:22Hallie
01:02:24Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous
01:02:27I mean, I never
01:02:28Never meant to
01:02:29I never even knew I did
01:02:30I guess I just feel the way you felt with JP, you know?
01:02:36Yeah, I understand that
01:02:37The next morning, as soon as she woke up
01:02:45Jill took a cab straight home to face the music
01:02:47Not knowing if that music would be a wedding march
01:02:51Drew
01:02:53I'm sorry
01:02:56I'm so sorry
01:02:59I love you
01:03:06I really do love you
01:03:17Me too
01:03:19Smell my hair
01:03:28Does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31No, it smells like Jill
01:03:32Ugh
01:03:33Wow, look at this
01:03:34Party at our place
01:03:36It's only 9 a.m.
01:03:37Last night she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life
01:03:42Oh, come on, Seven
01:03:44We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere
01:03:47Please
01:03:48Shut up, they're my period panties
01:03:49Hello
01:03:51Sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open
01:03:54Hey
01:03:55Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast
01:03:57Who's in?
01:03:58Can't
01:03:58Can't
01:03:59Dale?
01:04:01Now, don't even begin to say no
01:04:03You're coming with me
01:04:04You need the fresh air
01:04:04So does Bowie
01:04:05What do you think, Bowie?
01:04:09All right, twist our arm
01:04:16To be my love
01:04:20Be my guide
01:04:23Be my shelter in the night
01:04:27Be my hope
01:04:29Be my truth
01:04:31I will not forget you
01:04:35And through all the days of sleep
01:04:40Nights
01:04:41They're so ragged heart
01:04:44Too frail to fight
01:04:46We'll hold on to you
01:04:48Till you are all I need
01:04:52To be my love
01:05:00Be my guide
01:05:14Be my shelter in the night
01:05:20And through all the days of sleep
01:05:23Be my truth
01:05:25I will not forget you
01:05:29Thank you
01:05:34I think you like to go inside
01:05:35Good
01:05:37Going in, boy
01:05:38Good job
01:05:39Thanks
01:05:41I really needed that
01:05:41Yeah
01:05:42So did I
01:05:44Definitely
01:05:45Look, I
01:05:57Can I just talk to you
01:05:59For a second, Dale
01:06:01Just
01:06:01About you and me
01:06:03And about
01:06:03Us
01:06:05And what's happening here
01:06:06And
01:06:06What about us?
01:06:09I don't know
01:06:09I just
01:06:10I think I'm falling in love with you
01:06:15And I know that scares you
01:06:20And I know that makes you want to run away
01:06:21But I am not
01:06:22Going anywhere
01:06:24Dale
01:06:25I'm not gonna die on you
01:06:27I'm not your mother
01:06:28Or your father
01:06:29You're so scared of anything that's real
01:06:32And
01:06:33And I'm right here
01:06:35And I just want to know
01:06:39If you feel the same way
01:06:40You hooked up
01:06:45With one of my best friends, Zach
01:06:47Wow
01:06:51Wow, I thought I understood
01:06:55What was going on here
01:06:55But I guess I was just
01:06:56I guess I was just totally wrong
01:06:58I can't believe you're saying that about me
01:07:02I can't believe you don't trust me
01:07:04I just want something real
01:07:09I've been chasing you for two years, Dale
01:07:12Two years
01:07:13You know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore
01:07:17Not if you don't feel the same way about me
01:07:18Goodbye, Dale
01:07:29I told Zach
01:07:41I want something real
01:07:42And here I go
01:07:44Screwing up the best chance
01:07:46I'll ever have at something real
01:07:47What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with Z
01:07:52And ends with Ack
01:07:53And it turns out
01:07:57Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie
01:07:59But even if he had
01:08:04How could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms
01:08:08She was right
01:08:09Maybe I do play the victim sometimes
01:08:11Everyone's been right about me
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it
01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt
01:08:19Because he's too perfect
01:08:20I've kept Zach at arm's length
01:08:22You're so afraid of getting hurt
01:08:24That you end up picking guys
01:08:25That have absolutely no substance
01:08:26Am I going to live the rest of my life
01:08:30With guys like this?
01:08:32Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:37No
01:08:37Hell no
01:08:38I'm ready to change
01:08:40If I get one more change
01:08:43I won't screw it up again
01:08:45If I just get one more chance
01:08:48Where you walk with angels
01:08:52Love surround you
01:08:55You walk with angels
01:08:59Wherever you are
01:09:02You walk with angels
01:09:05Angels
01:09:06Angels
01:09:08Wherever you are
01:09:11I'll be right there
01:09:12What are you doing here?
01:09:24I wanted to come by and talk
01:09:26Look, I think we've done enough talking
01:09:28So I'm really not interested in talking with you
01:09:31I just wanted to say that I understand
01:09:33That this isn't going to work
01:09:34You and I, that is
01:09:36Okay
01:09:39Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:45Because I don't want to be rude
01:09:47When you show up to my house unannounced
01:09:48Like
01:09:49Well, like right now
01:09:50And you're like a tiger
01:09:52And
01:09:52You throw yourself at me
01:09:55And I know I'm passing the blame right now
01:09:57But it's the best I can come up with on the fly
01:09:58Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:04You're not the typical Hollywood guy
01:10:05And she needs someone real like that
01:10:07Look, I really don't know what to say to that
01:10:10And Dale made it pretty clear
01:10:13That she's not interested in me
01:10:14You guys just have something between you two
01:10:17I've seen guys come in and out of her life
01:10:21But I've never seen her be as comfortable
01:10:24And happy as she is when she's with you
01:10:26Whatever she's going through
01:10:28Please don't give up on her, Zach
01:10:30Just let her work it out
01:10:32I'm sorry if I hurt you
01:10:38I never meant to do that
01:10:40You did
01:10:41I hurt myself
01:10:43I just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time
01:10:49Can we maybe, um, hang out
01:10:55Just, like, be friends and stuff
01:10:57Yeah, I don't see why not
01:11:00That'd be good
01:11:01Okay
01:11:03Good night
01:11:04Can we hang out right now?
01:11:06Maybe, like, just come in
01:11:08I don't think that would be a very good idea
01:11:08Just come in
01:11:09Right, yeah
01:11:10Yeah
01:11:11No, no, no, no, no
01:11:18Because we don't understand
01:11:19She wants yellow roses, not red
01:11:21Okay, bye
01:11:22Hey
01:11:23Sounds like we got here just in time
01:11:26How can we help, man of honor?
01:11:27I am so late
01:11:28Talk to seven
01:11:29Okay, okay, okay
01:11:31I'll be right back
01:11:31Hello
01:11:33Hello
01:11:34Three, two, one
01:11:37My keys
01:11:38Three, two, one
01:11:43And a picture of Drew's mom
01:11:45I'm gonna follow her
01:11:51Make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator
01:11:53And out the front door
01:11:54Today's the fix
01:12:04Okay, so the funny thing about pantyhose is
01:12:09There's a tag
01:12:10How do you tell which way is the front?
01:12:13You really can't with these things
01:12:15Hi
01:12:17Is there a beautiful bride in here?
01:12:19Oh, look at you, nice suit
01:12:20Oh, shut up
01:12:21You're the one who looks beautiful
01:12:22It's your day
01:12:23Gosh
01:12:24Becca, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:28No, you're not wearing pantyhose
01:12:30It's hot
01:12:30Take them off
01:12:31No
01:12:32Ridiculous
01:12:33I'm so sorry
01:12:34Oh, my God
01:12:35Where have you been?
01:12:36We just wanted to make sure everything's set up, you know, perfectly
01:12:38At the reception and the dinner
01:12:39And it's great
01:12:40Wow
01:12:42You look amazing
01:12:44You look like a princess
01:12:46What's wrong?
01:12:56Oh, don't cry
01:12:57It's just
01:12:57I've dreamed about this day my whole life
01:13:01Since my first communion, is that weird?
01:13:03No, hon
01:13:04We've all been dreaming about our own weddings
01:13:06Now that I'm here, it just doesn't feel right
01:13:10Everything will work out as it should
01:13:13The future kind of has a funny way of doing that
01:13:16We just have to wait and see how it all unfolds
01:13:19Deep breath
01:13:27Yeah, take a deep breath
01:13:29Take a deep breath
01:13:29Hey
01:13:36Wait, picture
01:13:37What?
01:13:37No, no pictures
01:13:38Okay
01:13:39Oh, you know you love it
01:13:42Oh, you like that, huh?
01:13:44What about here?
01:13:44Work it
01:13:45Oh, work it
01:13:46Work it
01:13:46Work it
01:13:46You better tag me in all these photos
01:13:48Okay, I like it
01:13:49What?
01:13:49Oh
01:13:49Hey
01:13:51Wait, no, seriously
01:13:52I can't find Drew
01:13:53I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready
01:13:55Seven, you ever think about marriage?
01:13:58Do I ever think about marriage?
01:14:00To who?
01:14:01You?
01:14:01No, never
01:14:02No
01:14:03Do you ever think about, you know, having a family?
01:14:07Kids?
01:14:08Yeah, I mean, I don't want to
01:14:09Do you ever think about marrying a guy?
01:14:12Maybe
01:14:12If they ever make it legal
01:14:15Or if I ever move to Canada
01:14:17What about you, Dale?
01:14:22Do you ever want to get married?
01:14:25Excuse me, Dale?
01:14:27Hi
01:14:27We're going to close the front door just now
01:14:29Uh, can I get a picture, please?
01:14:31Uh, sure
01:14:31Princess Picture Pants here
01:14:33She loves taking photos
01:14:34It's their wedding gift
01:14:35Especially of hot guys
01:14:37No, I'm just kidding
01:14:38Uh-huh, uh-huh
01:14:40I like it
01:14:41Uh-huh
01:14:41Um, are they ready?
01:14:44Uh, I think so
01:14:45Just give us two seconds
01:14:46I'll go get Drew
01:14:48Now, do one shirtless
01:14:49It's okay
01:14:50Hey, are we ready?
01:14:53No
01:14:54What do you mean, no?
01:14:55Well, we're waiting on Drew
01:14:56Oh, so typical
01:14:58Drew left no explanation with anyone
01:15:06I guess he felt he didn't need to
01:15:21Since he never actually asked Jill
01:15:23To marry him in the first place
01:15:24But as difficult and embarrassing
01:15:27As the day was for Jill
01:15:28Deep down, I don't think she was surprised
01:15:31You can't push a guy into marriage like that
01:15:34And then expect a happy outcome
01:15:36Perhaps at one point
01:15:39Drew did love her
01:15:40And he just forgot why
01:15:42What now?
01:15:54Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:56Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza
01:15:58How about a double jack on the rocks, huh?
01:16:03Uh, excuse me, Jill
01:16:04I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long
01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything
01:16:10Or talk, get things off your mind
01:16:11And I, um, I don't mean to have to do this
01:16:15It's kind of required
01:16:16Uh, this is a crisis prevention helpline
01:16:18If you need to talk to somebody about anything
01:16:20And this is, uh, poison control
01:16:22Probably might need that, I don't know
01:16:24Yeah, good news is
01:16:26We have singles night at Tuesdays
01:16:27Down in the basement
01:16:28And we like to dance around
01:16:29It's a lot of fun
01:16:30I'm here to the church
01:16:31But I dance and look
01:16:32And if anyone has lifestyle changes
01:16:35They might want to reconsider
01:16:36They can just, oh, come to my office
01:16:38Thank you, Father
01:16:39You're welcome
01:16:39Thank you, thank you very much
01:16:41It's not him
01:16:43He's gone
01:16:47Let's go see Mommy and Daddy
01:16:56Okay
01:16:57Look, Katie
01:16:59It's a bride
01:17:00It's a bride
01:17:01Come on
01:17:02I'm going to be a bride one day, too
01:17:06This is what my dress is going to look like
01:17:08Like it?
01:17:09Yes, very pretty
01:17:10Thanks
01:17:11Today's my first communion
01:17:12Hey, my bale's the same as yours
01:17:15Oh, you're right
01:17:17It is
01:17:18You're very pretty
01:17:19Thank you
01:17:21Are you the boy?
01:17:26Yes
01:17:27You don't look as pretty as the bride
01:17:29Bye
01:17:30Bye
01:17:30Story of my life
01:17:33Okay
01:17:36Come on
01:17:38Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:17:40If you give us a ride
01:17:41I'll make it worth your while
01:17:42Listen, Dale
01:17:42I'm too tired to drive
01:17:44Will you drive my car home?
01:17:46Seven
01:17:46Okay
01:17:50Boys, boys
01:17:55Dale
01:17:57Catch
01:17:59No more douchebag boyfriends
01:18:16Send me relaxes
01:18:17Hey
01:18:21Hey
01:18:21Hey
01:18:22No more douchebag boyfriends
01:18:28Send me relationships
01:18:29And keeping people at an emotional arms length
01:18:32I just wanted to say
01:18:36No, wait
01:18:36Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again
01:18:47But I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future
01:18:52Where you walk with angels
01:18:58That all surround you
01:19:01You walk with angels
01:19:05Wherever you are
01:19:08You walk with angels
01:19:11Angels
01:19:12Angels
01:19:14Wherever you are
01:19:18Love is alive
01:19:24Alive like a newborn child
01:19:28Love is a war
01:19:31Broken and running wild
01:19:35Love is a food
01:19:38And a stealing of hearts tonight
01:19:44You walk with angels
01:19:45You walk with angels
01:19:59You walk with angels
01:20:02With angels
01:20:03Angels
01:20:05Wherever you are
01:20:10You walk with angels
01:20:14You walk with angels
01:20:15You walk with angels
01:20:16With angels
01:20:17Angels
01:20:19Wherever you are
01:20:23Wherever you are
01:20:30You walk with angels
01:20:56Your love is a candle that I need forever
01:21:03It burns me to you
01:21:05Your love is a word of, carries me stronger
01:21:12Pulling me through all that I needed to find
01:21:19It always been right by my side
01:21:24The first time I saw you
01:21:29Something slowed down in the world
01:21:33Not all round stars will make believe
01:21:38But you rock me wherever you are
01:21:42I fell in love with a start
01:21:47Your love is a candle that I need forever
01:21:54Takes all my troubles and makes them look small
01:21:59Your love is like God to me
01:22:03One perfect remedy made for my soul
01:22:08Nothing can keep me awake
01:22:12Straight to you is the one step I'll take
01:22:17The first time I saw you
01:22:22Something slowed down in the world
01:22:26Thought all round stars will make believe
01:22:31But you rocked me wherever you are
01:22:35My eyes while I'm seeing the love I believe
01:22:40And it's always been right by my side
01:22:44I was stuck in the middle
01:22:47I was stuck in the middle
01:22:47I was slowly single
01:22:49I was slowly single
01:22:50We'll be one if you hold me tonight
01:22:53I was slowly single
01:22:57Oh the first time I saw you
01:23:01Something slowed down in the world
01:23:05Thought all round stars will make believe
01:23:10But you rocked me wherever
01:23:13You rocked me wherever
01:23:15You rocked me wherever you are
01:23:33Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:38Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:42I fall in love
01:23:46With a star
01:23:50You rocked me wherever you are
01:24:20Who I do
01:24:23I feel like you're
01:24:28I feel like you're
01:24:32I feel like I'm getting
01:24:33I feel like I'm having
01:24:35I feel like I'm playing
01:24:37You rocked me where I'm
01:24:38You rocked me wherever you are
01:24:40You rocked me where you're
01:24:42You rocked me位
01:24:43You rocked me every day
01:24:43You rocked me
01:24:44I今 nooks
01:24:46You rocked me
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